Ninjas vs. US kendo team, who wins?

[Hai_hai]

Hypothetical situation, if there were a group of ninjas and they went up against the US kendo team, who would win.
I'm sure all of you have, at one time or another, have pondered this question.

[Omnis]

This one is easy.

Shimpan kills all ninjas with his handy dandy flags.




...and then the Japanese team with all of their respective police departments come in with machine guns and side arms, and kill all the invisible ninjas.

[Mr. T.]

This must be the dumbest tread ever....

[LarsCW]

Hai Hai is doing a treat assesment how much of a chance he has with his ninja's

[Fonsz]

Ninja's of course, easy peasy, piece of cake, they can have them for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I daresay they can make mincemeat out of the Japanese National Team. Because it is a well known fact that ninja's can do anything, anytime, they want. That's why they're ninja's. We had a few ninja's sneaking in here on the forums (can't remember which one) but we were all on our guard and very nervous. And if you don't believe me there are lots of movies where you can see the proof of this.

[LarsCW]

Ninja's of course, easy peasy, piece of cake, they can have them for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I daresay they can make mincemeat out of the Japanese National Team. Because it is a well known fact that ninja's can do anything, anytime, they want. That's why they're ninja's. We had a few ninja's sneaking in here on the forums (can't remember which one) but we were all on our guard and very nervous. And if you don't believe me there are lots of movies where you can see the proof of this.

kiri-kaeshi without men again?:rolleyes:

[filter]

We're talking about soccer, right?

[nodachi]

I vote for the group that recruits Chuck Norris.

[Klasnikov]

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

I have too many of these quotes floating around my computer.

[ScottUK]

It is against ZNKR kendo rules for kendoka to 'flip out' or use blinding powders. Therefore ninja 1, kendoka 0. :D

[WolfofMibu]

ninjas would win. ninjas are not restricted to only hitting men kote or do and tsuki and plus ninjas have many varieties of weapons

[Hisham]

Ninjers without a shadow of a doubt, why? for the simple fact that the US kendo team as any other none ninjers have a big weakness which is nature's call, i'll let Ignatz brief you on this one since he was the first to report on this kinda warfare.

[nysamurai]

Hummmm...

Let's see...

Kendo players. Professional assassins?

Samurai at heart. Hired killers?

Warrior spirits. Guys that are rumored to be invisible and kill people for a living?

Yeah... I think I got.

21 - 10, Ninja's.

[Twobitmage]

All you have to do is wear a different color than all the ninjas.

everyone knows that the guy wearing the different color uniform kicks the most ass.

["Rojindo"]

You're all forgetting that, these days, modern ninja all come from Minnisota.

They have immortal trainers such as He-that-shall-remain-swordless to guide these shiro-ninja, sure... but they keep moving the Dojo every three weeks, also have trouble getting the same night off from the Blockbuster in downtown St. Paul.


My money is on the U.S.Team... 'CAUSE I GOT FAITH! (unlike you NON BELIEVERS)... and not because two of them come from my Dojo.

[ScottUK]

You're all forgetting that, these days, modern ninja all come from Minnisota.

They have immortal trainers such as He-that-shall-remain-swordless to guide these shiro-ninja, sure... but they keep moving the Dojo every three weeks, also have trouble getting the same night off from the Blockbuster in downtown St. Paul.:D Fantastic...

[Rurouni Kenshin]

:cross_eye Meh..... Matt Damon.......

[Washington]

Ninja don't use Shinai.. advantage U.S. team

[ScottUK]

U.S. team are American. Advantage Ninja... :D

[Ignatz]

Shimpan from California, Advantage U.S. Team

[samurai999]

Ninja don't use Shinai.. advantage U.S. team

Ninjas use real ninja-to. I say the ninjas slay the US men and the US Women beat them up. :rolleyes:

Tim

[Gessho]

Hypothetical situation, if there were a group of ninjas and they went up against the US kendo team, who would win.
I'm sure all of you have, at one time or another, have pondered this question.

I think that this site answers your question: http://www.realultimatepower.net/

[Neil Gendzwill]

Shimpan from California, Advantage U.S. TeamEasily distracted by a wailing guitar solo, Advantage Ninjers.

[Ignatz]

Easily distracted by a wailing guitar solo, Advantage Ninjers.
Pink noise drowns out guitar solo, advantage back to U.S. team

[mingshi]

Team Ninja wins without fighting as they've poisoned Team US's burgers the night before. On the day, the Team US captain will surrender with the rest of the team in the washroom coping with their diarrhoea...

["Rojindo"]

The US team defeats the Ninja with proper technique, good basics, clean living and good seme.

But the Ninja steal the trophy at the beer party later that night.

DRAW!

(The trophy is later sold on ebay... to a buyer in Minnisota.)

[samurai999]

The US team defeats the Ninja with proper technique, good basics, clean living and good seme.

But the Ninja steal the trophy at the beer party later that night.

DRAW!

(The trophy is later sold on ebay... to a buyer in Minnisota.)

I'm telling ya.. The women beat the ninjas up. 2 are from your dojo haha.

Tim

[Hai_hai]

This must be the dumbest tread ever....
This thread was not meant to be taken seriously.

[ScottUK]

Ninjas v Hai_Hai - who wins?

Please excuse Mr. T - he's <whisper> European </whisper>... :D

[Hai_hai]

Ninjas v Hai_Hai - who wins? :)
It wasn't until this morning that I realized that I improperly pluralized ninja with an 's'.

Ninja vs. Hai_hai is more appropriately titled 忍者 vs サクラ 天使 or ninja vs. Sakura Angel

I wear a pink-colored shinobi shokuzu.

[ScottUK]

I wear a pink-colored shinobi shokuzu.Under a lilac bogu?

[Hai_hai]

Under a lilac bogu?
Ninja don't wear bogu.

[ScottUK]

Ninja don't wear bogu.So you're a RBNSO?

[Hai_hai]

So you're a RBNSO?
I am not a ninja. Ninja do not reveal their true identity, which I have accidentally done.

[Genya]

Ninjas are awesome, but I still believe that US kendo team would win.

[DarQik]

You're all forgetting that, these days, modern ninja all come from Minnisota.Hmmm... I immediately gave the situation to the ninja, but this made me wonder. Are we talking real ninja or Koni-*cough* ninja? In the latter case, I think the kendo team would win hands down.

Come to think of it, when I was a teenager in the 80's, I recall my official ninja handbook saying when facing a samurai with a drawn sword--run away. :confused:

[ScottUK]

That's ok - the US kendo team ain't samurai... :D

[kendonoobie]

I vote for the group that recruits Chuck Norris.

i dont get it whats so funny about chuck norris? hes like the freakin walker texas ranger, i mean cmon he has to make a living somehow

[Hai_hai]

Come to think of it, when I was a teenager in the 80's, I recall my official ninja handbook saying when facing a samurai with a drawn sword--run away. :confused:
Ixnay on the offical ninja handbook-ay.:bandit:

[samurai999]

That's ok - the US kendo team ain't samurai... :D

They need Ben Wallace. Or maybe Shaquille O'neal...

Tim

[Ignatz]

Ixnay on the offical ninja handbook-ay.:bandit:
Much better off with the Junior Woodchucks Manual.