For dudes only

[Hai_hai]

Does your dojo have attractive women?
Do you know of any attractive female kendo players outside of your dojo?:bandit:

[JSchmidt]

Please take your sexual frustrations elsewhere. This board is supposed to be about kendo.

[KhawMengLee]

We did release a ladies of kendo swimsuit calander for fund raising.

[blur]

Originally posted by Hai_hai
Does your dojo have attractive women?
Do you know of any attractive female kendo players outside of your dojo?:bandit:

And even if anyone tells you, how does this actually benefit you, Hai_hai?

:confused: :confused: :confused:

[StylophonePet]

Maybe he/she's looking for a different Dojo?

[StylophonePet]

I feel offended, why is this "for dudes only" ???
I thought we lived in the second millenium

[Kendoka]

Originally posted by Hai_hai
Does your dojo have attractive women?
Do you know of any attractive female kendo players outside of your dojo?:bandit:

Get your own.

[Hongsermeier]

We have some at Sho Tokyo. There are also some up in North Cal. However most are in Highschool or married.
It really sucks to get beat down by a 19 year old girl because she can distract you with a little smile.

[Confound]

Amen, Jakob.

However, we have some very strong female kendouka in my renmei. There's one woman who is over 6 feet tall, don't try to push her around. There's one woman in our city's renmei who just started doing jodan. I thought that was pretty exciting.

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[dorkusxmaximus]

hahaha man, i wish there were some attractive guys at my dojo. maybe it's time to defect to canada and become a canadian, or move down to california haha.

[Inouye02]

hey Nancy, you can join the SCI Dojo here, we are currently taking applications ...


P.S your video is ready for shipping ...

[AlexM]

Originally posted by Hai_hai
Does your dojo have attractive women?

Yes, we have plenty.


Do you know of any attractive female kendo players outside of your dojo?:bandit:

Yes, there are some. But no dojo surpasses ours in terms of sheer quantity (or quality ;) ).


Oh, I almost forgot: STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM OUR GIRLS!!!! I say this for your own good. They could most likely break you in two without too much trouble (they do it to me on a regular basis).

I would also like to echo Mr. Schmidt's opinion: Dude, are you that lonely?

[kendomushi]

Perhaps hai_hai has a fantasy of being dominated by a smelly sweaty woman in bogu.

I hope he gets a life real soon. Anyone have one they can lend the cretin?

[Hai_hai]

Hey, it was just a question. My dojo doesn't have any.

Kendomushi-san,
You have a wild imagination. But, that's not my fantasy. My fantasy involves me, a Japanese Idol model in either a geisha or nurse outfit, chocolate syrup, and a private room at a hot springs spa.

[stk]

Originally posted by Hai_hai
My fantasy involves me, a Japanese Idol model in either a geisha or nurse outfit, chocolate syrup, and a private room at a hot springs spa.

......

wow :rolleyes:

[Tato]

Nurse outfit? chocolate syrup?

Kendomushi is rigth, you need to get a life, or at least to run away from those common places.

If you're going to be hot, at lest be original, for example... eu je m'egare.

:D

Rei...

[dorkusxmaximus]

thanks jamie ^_^. i can't wait to see the video. SCI dojo is taking applications, huh? send one this way please =P. oh yeah, what does SCI stand for?

[Kiki]

Sounds like hai_hai needs a visit to the Ogenki Clinic

[Hai_hai]

Originally posted by Kiki
Sounds like hai_hai needs a visit to the Ogenki Clinic

Ogenki Clinic, eh?

Kiki wa ecchi desu!!!

[Inouye02]

southern california invaders..

[kendomushi]

hai hai,

You are beneath comtempt and pity. Hopefully some day you will mature enough to realize that reality is far more pleasing, interesting, tantilizing than fantasy can ever be. By the way your stereotypical and childish image of Japanese women for your fantasy would be instulting in the extreme to the vast majority of Japanese women I know. Grow up.

[dorkusxmaximus]

that would be kewl if i could join!

[Hai_hai]

kendomushi,
Could you put down your yaoi magazines for a second? You wouldn't know what to do with an American woman if your left nut depended on it.

[Hai_hai]

Originally posted by blur
...And even if anyone tells you, how does this actually benefit you, Hai_hai?...

No. People took this question the wrong way. I've been involved with other sports where there were mostly guys competing. I was just wondering if that was the way it was with kendo. There are plenty of honeys elsewhere and kendo is a once a week deal for me.

Plus, I am kidding with the fantasy stuff. Or do I have to add the words "just kidding" after every jesting comment I make? That crap I wrote was actually, in my case, rated G, for this forum.... not kidding.

Your friendly neighborhood hentai king,

Hai_hai

[alexpollijr]

Blessed be the ignore list.

[taiwnezboi]

There used to be this hot girl at our dojang. She would always look nice and stuff, but I thought it was weird how she wore eye shadow while doing Kumdo. She quit after she got her bogu though. Probably didn't like getting all nasty and stuff.

[William Honda]

I make a motion to induct Dorkusmaximus into the SCI as honorary member.

Do I hear a second?

[Inouye02]

i'll second that motion...

so as of today you are now a member of the SCI...

[kendomushi]

Hai Hai,

I beg to differ, I know exactly how to treat a lady, you obviously know only how to treat yourself for friction burns.

And in Japan, women make up the largest, and really only, growing segment of newcomers to kendo today. Why they are hot or not is relavent to your newly rephrased question I cannot fathom.

[Hai_hai]

Confound can say that that persona is a woman. Judging by the writing style, Confound is a man who has created a fake person called Confound and hides behind that character. It's a very popular thing for guys who have nothing else better to do on the Internet.

[mingshi]

Originally posted by Hai_hai
It's a very popular thing for guys who have nothing else better to do on the Internet.

Yeah. I hope so.
I will fall in love with Confound if she is really a guy. :D

[Confound]

Hai_Hai, Mingshi and anyone else bored enough to care,

I am indeed female, and not in the way that some male Japanese pop stars are female (ie: Mana from Malice Mizer). Ask Iwatekenshi, he's met me. Sorry to disappoint, Mingshi. If it's any consolation, I'm flattered.

Hai_hai, take a hike. Go play with a hand grenade, do something constructive that will give us all a laugh.
c

[KhawMengLee]

Hai_hai, take a hike. Go play with a hand grenade, do something constructive that will give us all a laugh.
c

:D

[Paburo]

being this a cheap and vulgar non-kendo-related thread, i'm surprised he didn't name it: 'for dudes and hot creamy lesbos only'.

also, due to the poor quality of his posts, i would make hai_hai an honorary SCI member too.

but alas, what can we do about it!
this is a free country/forum after all....

free to be invaded with lame posts/posters.

[Inouye02]

now we know whats on your mind paburo, hot creamy lesbo's ?
all hai hai has to do is ask if he can join ..

we know you want to also ..

[m_french]

Originally posted by mingshi


Yeah. I hope so.
I will fall in love with Confound if she is really a guy. :D

Hmm..... you did say you were gay...ah well what's the difference she can quote lterature and you can quote medical journals.....and they all lived hapily ever after. ....alas, all is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.

Yes Confound that quote was for you.:beard:

[Hongsermeier]

Originally posted by Confound


Hai_hai, take a hike. Go play with a hand grenade, do something constructive that will give us all a laugh.
c

Who here would like to see Confound and Hai Hai do a little shiai?

[m_french]

Confound would probably kick his butt in straight kendo. besides I think Hai Hai would prefer hot oil, mud or jello keiko to the garden variety Kind:beard:

[Inouye02]

confound is all talk, she cant walk the walk frenchy..

just the sight of you in bogu would scare anyone ..ahahahaa

killer....

great taste !! less filling !!

[Hongsermeier]

Inouye02...just the sight of him would scare anyone, bogu or not!!!

[misterkurukuru]

I like how the KWF people made a happy face that looks like Mr. French. how did they know? for all of you that have not met the man before, he really does look like that little happy face, well he is bigger and can crush you like ants that you are wahahahahahaha!!!!!

[m_french]

Why does beauty bring out the ugly jealousy of others?!?!?!?!?!
I guess that's just my lot in life....as for the smiley face....round fat head with a goatee, the resembelance is remarkable, neh?:beard: