Cute!... but...

[Kitsune]

I know is a lil bit light and nothing to do with kendo, but it's just I'm really curious.

It ever happen to you, girls, that you meet someone who really cute, like it's almost a dream, but when he talks you realize that he's almost retard?

Me, happend onde or twice in my life and it's not a nice situation. He was almost an angel, but he was so dumb, that I thought that he had a penaut insted of a brain. It was that much the situation that I thoght someone was making a hidden camera program with me!

[runsyi]

I know is a lil bit light and nothing to do with kendo, but it's just I'm really curious.

It ever happen to you, girls, that you meet someone who really cute, like it's almost a dream, but when he talks you realize that he's almost retard?

Me, happend onde or twice in my life and it's not a nice situation. He was almost an angel, but he was so dumb, that I thought that he had a penaut insted of a brain. It was that much the situation that I thoght someone was making a hidden camera program with me!

I've dated that guy. It was pretty funny. Once he was about to leave my house and I joked that I should walk him to his car so that he wouldn't be accosted along the way. Then he asked me, "what's accosted?" He made up for it in other ways though.

[tantadi]

You must make him shut up then. Just enjoy his beauty.;)

[Alison2805]

sometimes boys should be seen and not heard! hehehehe...

I too have met some guys that are dropdead gorgeous, only to find that they have the brain of a flea. Very disappointing...

although some girls are similar and its enough to make me fall off my chair laughing - I saw a supermodel-search reality TV show a couple of days ago where these girls had a photo shoot with an elephant. One was asked how she felt about working with an elephant, and she replied "it was amazing to be next to such an ancient creature, elephants are in the dinosaur family you know."

HAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!!!!!!!

[KhawMengLee]

You all should watch the episode of Just Shoot Me where Maya dates the model...you know, the one where she does an article to prove how good looking people always get the job and ends up dating the looker.

Finch: "My...look who fell off her high horse."

Elliot: "And climbed back up on a stallion..."

Bwahahahahahahaa

[Rurouni Kenshin]

From my observations MOST (not all) women go for the hunky good looking guy - no matter if he's an ass or not.....and the goodguys end up being a girls best friend; the guy you actually have most fun with; makes you feel good etc.... Yet somehow they go for the prettyboys. Why is that????
They can screw up anything and the girls say, oh, doesnt matter because he's so cute.....

[tantadi]

Teenage girls maybe, not women.

[kartoffelngeist]

if a bloke posted something about the opposite situation, he'd be sexist and objectifying women...

[tantadi]

No I don't think so, it is totally social accepted for a man to go for the attractive but brainless women.

PS: I'm not saying pretty equals stupid, by no means.

[Rurouni Kenshin]

Then he asked me, "what's accosted?" He made up for it in other ways though.

I do have an idea of what you mean by this but seriously; how can you make up for being 'not so smart'. I dont suppose your way of making up could be applied in college for us men:shocked:

[Rurouni Kenshin]

He was almost an angel, but he was so dumb, that I thought that he had a penaut insted of a brain.


Then he asked me, "what's accosted?" He made up for it in other ways though.


Hmm.....so us men may believe you women prefer a peanut between the ears over a peanut in the pants?

[mingshi]

Well... nobody is perfect!

[Ignatz]

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
'cause I get better lookin' each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can

I used to have a girlfriend
but I guess she just couldn't compete
With all of these love-starved women
who keep clamoring at my feet
Well, I probably could find me another
but I guess they're all in awe of me
Who cares I never get lonesome
because I treasure my own company

I guess you could say I'm a loner
a cowboy outlaw tough and proud
Oh I could have lots of friends if I wanna
but them I wouldn't stand out in a crowd
Some folks say that I'm egotistical
hell, I don't even know what that means
I guess it has something to do with
the way that I fill out my skin-tight bluejeans

[Kitsune]

Hmm.....so us men may believe you women prefer a peanut between the ears over a peanut in the pants?


Wrong. If you ask me and I'm not affraid to say this I rather choose the peanut in his pants after that in his brain.

[Kitsune]

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
'cause I get better lookin' each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can

I used to have a girlfriend
but I guess she just couldn't compete
With all of these love-starved women
who keep clamoring at my feet
Well, I probably could find me another
but I guess they're all in awe of me
Who cares I never get lonesome
because I treasure my own company

I guess you could say I'm a loner
a cowboy outlaw tough and proud
Oh I could have lots of friends if I wanna
but them I wouldn't stand out in a crowd
Some folks say that I'm egotistical
hell, I don't even know what that means
I guess it has something to do with
the way that I fill out my skin-tight bluejeans


HAHAHAHAHA!!! Really like it!

[Paikea]

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble...the way that I fill out my skin-tight bluejeansDear God, he's channeling Mac Davis now. I think I'm going to be sick...

[pgsmith]

Oh God Ignatz!
There's nothing worse than HeeHaw flashbacks! :eek:

[Ignatz]

Hee Haw fun fact:
Hoyt Axton's mother wrote Heartbreak Hotel.

[Alison2805]

My boy may not be the cleverest in the rank
He may have a few bubbles in his think-tank
But what he does, he does it right
And he keeps me going, day and night
Dont need no supercalerfragistic man
Dont beat around the bush in order to get to it man
Something my mamma said that I have learned
Sometimes a boy is better seen than heard

A little less yak, a little more fight, do a stir
A little less blah, a little more bite, will do us good
A little less yada yada, less talk, more action!


Thats the song I was trying to think of earlier! One of my favourites.

[Ignatz]

Dear God, he's channeling Mac Davis now. I think I'm going to be sick...
Then how about Julie Brown?

When I need somethin' to help me unwind
I find a six foot baby with a one track mind
Smart guys are nowhere, they make demands
Give me a moron with talented hands
I go bar-hopping and they say last call
I start shopping for a Neanderthal

The bigger they come the harder I fall
In love 'til we're done then they're out in the hall

{Refrain}
I like 'em big and stupid
I like 'em big and real dumb
I like 'em big and stupid

What kind of guy does a lot for me
A Superman with a lobotomy
My fathers outa Harvard
My brothers outa Yale
But the guy I took home last night
Just got outa jail

The way he grabbed and threw me, ooh it really got me hot
But the way he growled and bit me, I hope he had his shots

The bigger they are the harder they'll work
I got a soft spot for a good lookin' jerk

{Refrain}

I met a guy, who drives a truck
He can't tell time but he sure can drive
I asked his name and he had to think
Could I have found the missing link
He's so stupid you know what he said
Well I forgot what he said, 'cause it was so stupid

The bigger they come the harder I fall
In love 'til we're done then they're out in the hall

{Refrain}

I like 'em big and real dumb
I like 'em big and stupid

[Inner_Silence]

I've dated that guy. It was pretty funny. Once he was about to leave my house and I joked that I should walk him to his car so that he wouldn't be accosted along the way. Then he asked me, "what's accosted?" He made up for it in other ways though.

what's accosted?


(its my strange way of humour, i cant avoid it)

anyway...

what's accosted?

[Andrew S]

You know what they say:
Finding a member of the opposite sex is like finding a parking space - the good ones are all taken, and the rest are marked "handicapped".

What's accosted?
[in voice indicating an IQ of 80] It's the price of somethin' ya bought... ya know, like, it accosted me 5 bucks...

[rottunpunk]

i get accosted by this cat down the street all the time.
:p

[Inner_Silence]

accost
verb accosted, accosting

1. To approach someone and speak to them, especially boldly or in a threatening way.
Thesaurus: approach, greet, hail, address, confront, buttonhole, waylay, detain, halt, stop.2. Said of a prostitute: to offer to have sexual intercourse with someone in return for money.

Etymology: 16c: from French acoster, from Latin ad to + costa rib.

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cost
verb cost (past tense, past participle in senses 1, 2 and 4), costing (present participle in all senses)

1. To be obtainable at a certain price.
tr & intr
2. To involve the loss or sacrifice of someone or something.
costed
3. To estimate or decide the cost of something.
tr & intr
4. colloq
To put someone to some expense.
Example: He would send his daughter to university, whatever it cost him

noun

1. What something costs; the price paid or required to be paid.
Thesaurus: price, expense, expenditure, outlay, payment, disbursement, figure, charge, amount, value, worth.2. Loss or sacrifice.
Example: The war was won but the cost of human life was great
Thesaurus: loss, penalty, harm, damage, sacrifice, hurt, detriment, deprivation.3. law.
The expenses of a case, generally paid by the unsuccessful party.
Form: costs

Etymology: 13c: from Latin constare to stand firm or cost


from allwords.com

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[a voice in my 80 IQ sayng to a 20] u got it al wrong

[Inner_Silence]

You know what they say:
Finding a member of the opposite sex is like finding a parking space - the good ones are all taken, and the rest are marked "handicapped".
.

I disagree, Ive met lots of girls (not necesarily in a "couple" kind, also friends, girls at university, etc etc) and there are LOTS of really good and pretty girls u just have to avoid reading the book by its cover (anyway like to read intelligent and hard to find books that also have a nice cover and a couple of years older than me), anyway I think that all girls are pretty of one way or another

[Newbie]

how can you make up for being 'not so smart'.

By asking questions and not walking through the world with your eyes closed.

Last year I was watching the footy show with a friend and we cracked up when the commentators kept referring to a player as a 'trojan horse on the field' and they actually did a little aside explaining what the trojan horse was in mythology. Well, I relayed this story at work, finding it hilarious. About three people turned around and said "I've never heard of the Trojan Horse". I've met people who don't like a politician because, not his politics, his stance, his actions but the sound of his voice. The only books they'll read are fashion mags or, in the case of guys, fishing mags.

Not everyone's a genius. Not everyone is good at academic study. Not everyone has that type of mind. However, it's your own choice to be stupid.

[Inner_Silence]

By asking questions and not walking through the world with your eyes closed.

Last year I was watching the footy show with a friend and we cracked up when the commentators kept referring to a player as a 'trojan horse on the field' and they actually did a little aside explaining what the trojan horse was in mythology. Well, I relayed this story at work, finding it hilarious. About three people turned around and said "I've never heard of the Trojan Horse". I've met people who don't like a politician because, not his politics, his stance, his actions but the sound of his voice. The only books they'll read are fashion mags or, in the case of guys, fishing mags.

Not everyone's a genius. Not everyone is good at academic study. Not everyone has that type of mind. However, it's your own choice to be stupid.


sure, besides beeng a player is not something that u r born with (like some would say) is something u learn with practice and LOTS of pain.
anyway, ive talk with lots of girls about this sort of things (like learn to know your enemies) and some of them really like intelligent guys, and some really dont care much. trere are also some that say thar they like smart guys only to not sound like a superficial girl in front of her friends but they really dont care... in fact there are all kind of girls and all of then think in a different way (girls)

man my advice:

you dont have tu understand girls (that is something that is simply impossible for a man EVEN if it looks like he understand) you just have to love them.

[Omnis]

By asking questions and not walking through the world with your eyes closed.

Last year I was watching the footy show with a friend and we cracked up when the commentators kept referring to a player as a 'trojan horse on the field' and they actually did a little aside explaining what the trojan horse was in mythology. Well, I relayed this story at work, finding it hilarious. About three people turned around and said "I've never heard of the Trojan Horse". I've met people who don't like a politician because, not his politics, his stance, his actions but the sound of his voice. The only books they'll read are fashion mags or, in the case of guys, fishing mags.

Not everyone's a genius. Not everyone is good at academic study. Not everyone has that type of mind. However, it's your own choice to be stupid.

Well said.

[Inner_Silence]

and what of this have to do with kendo?

[kensenbatusaii]

I do have an idea of what you mean by this but seriously; how can you make up for being 'not so smart'. I dont suppose your way of making up could be applied in college for us men:shocked:


therefore


you too

have to

make up

for it!!:laugh: :laugh:

[rainmaker]

Let me talk about the man....

A guy has three girlfriends and try to find a right wife for him. So he gave $500 to each girl and see what they can do.
first one. She bought lots of make up and clothes so that she can be pretty for her boyfriend.
Second one. She bought lots of stuff for her boyfriend so she can make him happy.
Third one. She invested that $500 and made $1000 for her boyfriend.

Guess who he chose to be his wife ???







One with big boobs.... :cool: That is who we are.... man..

[euclid]

From my observations MOST (not all) women go for the hunky good looking guy - no matter if he's an ass or not.....and the goodguys end up being a girls best friend; the guy you actually have most fun with; makes you feel good etc.... Yet somehow they go for the prettyboys. Why is that????
They can screw up anything and the girls say, oh, doesnt matter because he's so cute.....

Yeah, becuase guys never do that. Women can be as superficial sometimes as men can. Either be comfortable with who you are or start saving up for botox, people will think what they want

[Inner_Silence]

From my observations MOST (not all) women go for the hunky good looking guy - no matter if he's an ass or not.....and the goodguys end up being a girls best friend; the guy you actually have most fun with; makes you feel good etc.... Yet somehow they go for the prettyboys. Why is that????
They can screw up anything and the girls say, oh, doesnt matter because he's so cute.....

thats easy, coz good boys are boring!, great to be friends. but of course u dont wanna be friend so dont be a good boy,
im not a bad ass either, but the good boy that i was is long forgotten

[s4m222]

women with higher Iqs are less likely to be liked by males...

while men with high iqs are more likely to be liked by females...

some statistic~ stereo typical... but some what true..

[euclid]

women with higher Iqs are less likely to be liked by males


That works out just fine for me! Less competition for the hot brainiacs!

:D

[Kitsune]

and what of this have to do with kendo?


As I said in the first post, Inner, this got nothing to do with Kendo, but it's a girls talking... That's it.

By the way, good to see you here... it's weird talking to you in English!

[Akasha]

Seems to me like some of you chicks are hangin out with the wrong fellas!

I know plenty of hot, cute guys who have brains and the whole package! And who in fact do kendo too, however it may be true most are taken - so sorry no numbers to pass on.

I think 'good boys' are not always as boring as people may think! And 'bad boys' often carry unwanted baggage but can still be gentlemen like and not brainless. In my humble opinion and limited experience of course. :wink:

A good combination is the way forward!

Although I don't try and deny the general stereotype is often the case. For both women and men. I've just been lucky I guess.

[Kitsune]

You're lucky, really lucky.

I mean I met guys that are cute and has brains, but in this thread i just wnated to know how about the other guys the ones are just only cute and that's it.

[Big One]

As I said in the first post, Inner, this got nothing to do with Kendo, but it's a girls talking... That's it.

By the way, good to see you here... it's weird talking to you in English!


You are right, we can "women talk" in the women forum.

Do you know how many times Einstein's wife called him stupid?

[Kitsune]

The very exact times everyone call us stupids in one day time.

Does it matter? Besides, Einstein himself told that he was stupid.That does not mean anything for me, Big One.

Anyway, I got bored of this topic I made. Nobody understood it.