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Phlebas
02-06-2003, 12:49 AM
Sorry everyone... I couldn't resist. After reading his latest posts, I had to do this poll. :)

PLEASE post your own suggestions, these are only meant to get you started! I suppose it could be argued that he isn't worth the effort that these suggestions would entail, but I'm enjoying the mental shopping-spree. The guy is a bigot and a male chauvenist loser, and most of us are far too civilized NOT to be tempted to butt him out like a cigarette.

1) Use him as an unpadded practice dummy for heavy-handed junior kendoka.

2) Place a sign on him that says "community playmate" and hurl him over the wall of an asylum for the criminally insane.

3) String him up by his testicles (if any) and use him for a pinyata at the next KWF birthday party.

4) Use him as an unlubricated applicator for bovine or pachyderm enema treatments.

5) Coat him in cat urine and shove him into the dog pound.

6) Roll him up in a carpet and chuck him off a bridge.

Hai_hai
02-06-2003, 10:50 AM
First off, I'd like to apologize to misterkurukuru for taking the limelight as the top black sheep on KWF. Gomen nasai.
Second, Canada sucks.

KATSUJIN
02-06-2003, 11:17 AM
hmmm...I vote for 1...:D

Lynn
02-06-2003, 11:33 AM
haha....option 1's harsh man.....

i wouldn't wish any of the above fates on anyone....no matter how tempting it may be.....*grinz*

BUT, insulting someone's country is in extremely bad taste, not to mention unfair....one really should refrain from doing so.

Inouye02
02-06-2003, 11:41 AM
gee lynn where were you when the bombardment was on the USA before ?

Lynn
02-06-2003, 11:58 AM
2 wrongs doesn't make 1 right.....
the usa bombardment? maybe i was not visiting the forum during that point of time.

but this seems to be something personal, like how pp are annoyed at certain individual's behaviour online, thus, countries shouldn't be brought into the argument.

it is one thing to dislike someone. im cool with it. it's human nature. one can't possibly like everything and everyone but it's another matter to put down someone's country just because u dislike someone. it feels wrong somehow.....but that's just my own opinion.

ok! enough moralising on my part.....
*goes off to watch animes*

dorkusxmaximus
02-06-2003, 01:57 PM
preach on lady, preach on. what anime are you watching?

Karrion
02-06-2003, 02:36 PM
#7: Mary him off to Confound.
:D


Karrion

Inouye02
02-06-2003, 02:50 PM
ooooooooh...imagining that union ,

Confound
02-06-2003, 03:42 PM
That's marry, you illiterate peasant. I have no intention of marrying anyone, thank you.
c

Karrion
02-06-2003, 04:18 PM
'tis called a typo, ya spelling nazi.

and it's 'oni' not 'peasant'.


Karrion

Paburo
02-06-2003, 06:48 PM
#8: make him SCI honorary member ASAP.

#9: limit his(non-kendo related even) posts to less than one thousand per day, and his polls to less than one hundred per week.

aaaah, where is the KWF police when you need them to bust a crook flooding the forums?

Marine_Boy
02-06-2003, 10:09 PM
I don't know the guy but...

#10 Lock him upin a room full of horny old nuns.:D

Stan

Hongsermeier
02-06-2003, 10:35 PM
I like the lock him up in a room. But make it with Confound and Mingshi. Make him unarmed and give them both shinai's.

m_french
03-06-2003, 06:29 AM
Originally posted by Inouye02
ooooooooh...imagining that union ,

Stop or you'll go blind:beard:

M.K. Kawai
03-06-2003, 06:53 AM
I'm cool with #9 :cool:

Although if Hai_Hai and Confound are interested... I can help both of you with #7.

Free of charge!!! :D

MKK

Inouye02
03-06-2003, 09:45 AM
i'm already blind french, i use the force remember ?

Hai_hai
03-06-2003, 10:53 AM
It would be a deliciously, international ménage à trois of the likes you have never seen or heard...

Hai_hai
03-06-2003, 11:05 AM
... or not.

misterkurukuru
03-06-2003, 12:49 PM
My spot light!!!! My Spot light!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Hai Hai, I just like how everyone posts as if they are better then you, and then they show us that they are gay by trying to take cheap shots at you after they just got done saying that they are too good to “bite their thumbs” at others! Dear Hypocrites, Liars, gay lords, people on their high horses, and pestilent pieces of pooh, your saviors have come! Repent all of your sins and we will make sure to rub them in your faces! Finally some insanity has returned to kendo world forum! CANNNNN you SMMMEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL all the crap that come out of your mouth fools? Oh, is that why you have that dumb look on your face. I thought you were simply fatigued from pulling all those quotes from “hop on pop” that are supposed to solidify, strengthen, and Justify your posts. GAHAHAHAHA who da man??? Yoda man!!!!!!

smith
03-06-2003, 12:54 PM
Hai hai is God's way of telling you the all the interesting and intelligent questions on KWF have already been asked.

misterkurukuru
03-06-2003, 01:13 PM
are you talking about that great hiki tsuki thread?

smith
03-06-2003, 01:20 PM
no

Hai_hai
03-06-2003, 01:28 PM
Sometimes, there is no actual English word to describe the things that are written here by the "intellectual crowd".
Like in Japanese when there is no equivalent word in kanji, you take multiple words and put them together to form a new word. This new word would be super-gay. You know who you are.

Super-gay desuuuuuuu!!!!

mingshi
03-06-2003, 05:19 PM
Gee, am I the only one here who is highly disturbed by the frequent homophobic wordings from SCI members?

angryshinai
03-06-2003, 05:37 PM
Mingshi i wouldnt worry to much. Most teenagers grow out of it at some stage. The ones that dont grow out of it we just change the name from homophobe to redneck...

Kingu
03-06-2003, 06:58 PM
Just out of curiosity: aren't there any moderator on this forum??

aru-ma
03-06-2003, 07:21 PM
There are moderators, but they're either too busy or too smart not to reply or care about such things, besides in the end its just a forum.

m_french
04-06-2003, 02:36 AM
So Sorry mingshi but hai_hai does not live in the land of oranges and grapefruits.:beard:

m_french
04-06-2003, 02:38 AM
And as for the most honorable Kurukuru, who can not admire one who talks about being gay and references Dr. Suess in the same post.:beard:

dorkusxmaximus
04-06-2003, 03:44 AM
I use the word "gay" but it doesn't mean I'm a homophobic person, and i'm sure these guys here aren't either-I've seen those rainbow flags hanging around SF! Well back to the subject. That word is used as slang, just like the british slang "wicked".(can't believe that means kewl =x).

Hai_hai
04-06-2003, 05:18 AM
Originally posted by m_french
So Sorry mingshi but hai_hai does not live in the land of oranges and grapefruits.:beard:

You could have just said California. Show off.

m_french
04-06-2003, 05:42 AM
You're never quite sure what you'll find when you stick your hand in a dark jar:beard:

Hai_hai
04-06-2003, 05:56 AM
Oh, that's rich.

M.K. Kawai
04-06-2003, 06:17 AM
Hey Hai_Hai,

You know we So. Cal folks got Hollywood here... Just gotta live up to the glitz, glamour and showing off :D

Peace

MKK

Hai_hai
04-06-2003, 12:13 PM
Well, I just bought some Tamaki Gold rice. It's very expensive, not bad, but I won't be buying it again because it's overpriced. I usually get Nishiki or Kokuho Rose. Has nothing to do with my fate but I thought I would let you all know.

Toodles.

Inouye02
04-06-2003, 12:15 PM
shirakiku...

William Honda
04-06-2003, 12:20 PM
Kokuho Rose or Shirakiku

Inouye02
04-06-2003, 12:23 PM
kokuho rose ? that some samoji mahu rice honda ya

William Honda
04-06-2003, 12:26 PM
Who put a nickle in you, Inouye?

I told you, me not mahu!

Hai_hai
04-06-2003, 12:27 PM
Do I need to start a gohan poll?

Inouye02
04-06-2003, 12:30 PM
a nickle ? is that all ...

hai hai might as well, mr honda wants some baba okaiyu ..
,

mingshi
04-06-2003, 06:12 PM
Originally posted by dorkusxmaximus
I use the word "gay" but it doesn't mean I'm a homophobic person, and i'm sure these guys here aren't either-I've seen those rainbow flags hanging around SF! Well back to the subject. That word is used as slang, just like the british slang "wicked".(can't believe that means kewl =x).

Your misusage of "Gay" is a sick joke, as sick as calling black people "Negro".

:mad::mad::mad:

Btw That does not resemble anything like the word "wicked". At least "wicked" does not have discriminative implications.

Hongsermeier
04-06-2003, 11:03 PM
Your misusage of "Gay" is a sick joke, as sick as calling black people "Negro

Mingshi...I don't mean to get in between you and Hai Hai, but I have a small problem with this statement. The work Negro comes from the spanish word for black. It is used very often by black people talking with each other and is not used as a derogitory word. However when someone of another colour uses the word it suddenly has this huge racial discrimination meaning. Sorry, but that is total bullshit. People that get offended but that word are usually just looking for a reason to complain or get something for free. Hate to pop your bubble, but Negro is the correct word to use. If your offended I'm sorry.
I do have many black friends and I do call them many of the slang words that would probably offend you, but it does not offend them since they understand the meaning behind the words.

Hai_hai
04-06-2003, 11:37 PM
Originally posted by mingshi
...as sick as calling black people "Negro"....

Actually, negro is not offensive, at least not in the US. There's another word that is. There's a well-known, American program called the "United Negro College Fund" which provides financial aid to black men and women who attend college/university.

Hai_hai
04-06-2003, 11:38 PM
And another thing Mingshi, send me your pictures.

Inouye02
05-06-2003, 09:33 AM
wasss up ma niggaz..!!

misterkurukuru
05-06-2003, 10:54 AM
hey thats our word! only we blacks can use it.Zp!
(with fist raised in the air) Zimbabwe Power Zimbabwe Pride!

misterkurukuru
05-06-2003, 11:09 AM
Calling someone gay is not the same as calling them a flaming homo or just a normal homo. Who says gay means homo anyways, does it not mean happy?
Fag= Gay here in the states
But does that not mean drags, cigs in the UK?
Wicked? That’s so Austin Powers!

J. Schitt
05-06-2003, 11:22 AM
Originally posted by Phlebas
Sorry everyone... I couldn't resist. After reading his latest posts, I had to do this poll. :)

PLEASE post your own suggestions,. The guy is a bigot and a male chauvenist loser, and most of us are far too civilized NOT to be tempted to butt him out like a cigarette.



6) Roll him up in a carpet and chuck him off a bridge.

I like 6 and soon please.

Hai_hai
05-06-2003, 11:44 AM
No dice.

dorkusxmaximus
05-06-2003, 02:23 PM
Once upon a time, gay used to mean happy because if you listen to the flintstone's theme song you'll hear the song go "...gay old time", but it never meant homosexual or anything. It's just that some idiot gave that name to homosexuals because he/she assumed that all homosexuals were happy; thus they were labeled that word. Faggot means a bundle of sticks or a cigarette, and once again some person did something to give homosexuals that name as well. All these words before meant nothing before until some fool comes along and decides to give it a new definition. I know a lot of homosexual people, and they don't mind when I say something is "gay" because they know what I mean.

KhawMengLee
05-06-2003, 05:35 PM
Hmmnn....there's a Gay Street here in Bath. Honest...its the street's name...I can imagine the Victorian Gentlemen who named the street turning red faced in their graves with embarresment...

KENSHIN
06-06-2003, 12:26 AM
I have no idea who this guy is and what he has done wrong, although i disagree with such a thread as this as it is just pure simple bullying, I am going to join in nether the less.

I have a few of my own:

- Lock him in a room with George Bush
- Fill his kote full of razor blades and make him practice with them for 6 hours straight.

or for the more merciful types,

- Make him jump off of a brick and hope that he breaks an ankle, awwww I am so lenient

Confound
06-06-2003, 08:42 PM
Kenshin, you are incredibly lenient. I was going to propose vivisecting him, but then it occured to me that he probably has no idea what vivisection is. That makes the whole comment rather pointless.

c

Hai_hai
06-06-2003, 09:21 PM
If everyone could take a second of their personal time to bow down to Confound. It is an honor to have a person with a high intellect to be gracing our presence. You kind of have to bow upward because of the high horse. But it doesn't matter what direction you bow, the universe is revolving around Confound anyway.

Winter_Wolf
07-06-2003, 12:16 AM
Hello,
It is?...and all this time I thought there was a reason we had that big fireball in sky...I guess George Bush put it there for looks.
Oh Well! **picks up shinai and goes looking for science teacher**
Thanks,
W.W.

KhawMengLee
07-06-2003, 01:46 AM
Tie him up and drag him into the 60 foot barrel at Jaws in Maui. Cut the line as the lip comes crashing unto his body...laugh maniacally whilst peeing in the water as his broken lifeless body floats to the surface.

or

Send him to the Sun.

Tako-kun
07-06-2003, 12:52 PM
Yeesh, everybody calm down. I'm sensing a lot of bloodlust here :) I'm glad I'm not sparring with this lynch mob; there wouldn't be anything left but some bloody rags and a tsuba.

JSchmidt
07-06-2003, 02:41 PM
I vote for marrying him off to Confound...they'll both be too busy fighting eachother to post here :)

Jakob

Confound
07-06-2003, 04:37 PM
I'd rather marry someone who is capable of indulging my other interests. I doubt hai_hai can handle being beaten heavily with a riding crop. I'm not into age play or sissy play, and those seem far more up his alley, so to speak.

c

angryshinai
08-06-2003, 06:16 PM
Originally posted by Hai_hai
If everyone could take a second of their personal time to bow down to Confound. It is an honor to have a person with a high intellect to be gracing our presence. You kind of have to bow upward because of the high horse. But it doesn't matter what direction you bow, the universe is revolving around Confound anyway.

Hey im guessing that the only reason you post in here is because no one will talk to you at the pub. In fact i think your personality is so iritating that you would be very lucky to leave the pup without having to pick pieces of broken glass out of your skull.

Now you have been very rude to alot of very nice people, and I am getting pritty sick and tired of your crap. I suggest that if you dont have anything relevant to say then try saying nothing.

Hai_hai
09-06-2003, 08:27 AM
This topic should be in the General Chat area.

To angryshinai,
Nice people I think not. There's a lot of people here who think so highly of themselves. I've been to other bulletin boards. There are pretty much the same type of people here. You have your pretend females who are really guys pretending to be women, you have your people posting as more than one person, you have those who think they are smarter than everyone else because they are able to look up big words in the dictionary while typing away (like that hasn't been done before)... it's all very simple to do while hiding behind a computer.

M.K. Kawai
09-06-2003, 12:35 PM
Oh, boy... Sounds like a topic for a new thread :rolleyes:

MKK

Hongsermeier
09-06-2003, 01:50 PM
Confound...beat me, bite me, whip me!!!

KENSHIN
09-06-2003, 08:37 PM
Originally posted by Hongsermeier
Confound...beat me, bite me, whip me!!!


Err…I can do all those things too, if you wish I can do it for you without any problems, of course for a good price though as I don’t come cheap. My beating, biting and whipping skills are far greater in skill than what you would expect from Confound. Oh yeah, if you are a really good boy, I can even stamp on your face if you so wish, and that is with no extra costs.

Confound
09-06-2003, 09:52 PM
Kenshin, you are definately my kind of boy! How are you for electrical and bloodsports? Bloodsports is definately edge play in my books, as is lacing, both aren't my thing. Electrical is a bit too far out there for me.

I would argue, however, that your skills in flogging and caning may not be as good as mine. Perhaps you can make people hurt more, but will they thank you afterwards? Probably not! We could test this theory, you beat Hai_hai, then I'll beat him. (This all in the name of science, otherwise I wouldn't go near that peabrained, lily-livered clackdish for all of Bill Gates' fortune.) Then, we'll see who he thanks, and who he wants to stomp on.

c
ps - I don't use dictionaries or thesauruses in my native language. Never needed them, except to prove someone's spelling is wrong in Scrabble.

KENSHIN
10-06-2003, 02:11 AM
Anything in the name of science, I’m up for it, especially when we have an excellent guinea pig such as hai_hai to test on. If I could make a suggestion, confy, which is that once we have finished our little test with Hai_Hai, it might be a profitable idea to sell him to the Japanese Black-market. We probably won’t make that much of a profit because his body will probably be slightly deformed after we have finished with him, but I guess every penny counts. Also, I am pretty sure the Japanese Yakuza will find some use for him anyway. Probably, use him as a Practice dummy of some sort to test out new torture contraptions. Hmmm…maybe that could be are selling point. A human Practice dummy.

m_french
10-06-2003, 04:45 AM
Hai Hai, looks like you've made a new friend:beard:

William Honda
10-06-2003, 05:20 AM
Hey cockroach,

Your post makes it sound like you are a pipe smoker.?

KENSHIN
10-06-2003, 05:52 AM
Riiiiiiight!!!

Inouye02
10-06-2003, 09:24 AM
i can rewire that vibrator to run on 220v for you confound , i'm a licensed electrician ...


Honda san who mahu ???

M.K. Kawai
10-06-2003, 03:02 PM
My offer is still good :D

MKK

Inouye02
10-06-2003, 03:05 PM
remember she doesnt like Southern California, Why with all the Barbie Dolls around she would look toooo amish ...

M.K. Kawai
10-06-2003, 03:17 PM
Have robes, will travel... ;)

MKK

Confound
10-06-2003, 09:45 PM
I'm celibate, completely. I only beat men.

c

m_french
10-06-2003, 10:58 PM
Originally posted by Confound
I only beat men.

c

If I'm not mistaken that was Kawai Senseis' offer:beard:

Hongsermeier
10-06-2003, 11:03 PM
Originally posted by Confound
I'm celibate, completely. I only beat men.

c

celibate by choice?? I'm wondering. :cross_eye

M.K. Kawai
11-06-2003, 02:32 AM
French!

Shhhhhhhh....

MKK

Confound
11-06-2003, 07:14 AM
By choice. I owe you no explanation, you disgusting lecherous pig.

c

Hongsermeier
11-06-2003, 07:29 AM
Never asked for an explanation. Just wondering.

Inouye02
11-06-2003, 11:40 AM
i missed something here , what was the offer ?


hey french the galloping persian asked me to keiko with him ...

William Honda
11-06-2003, 11:55 AM
I like your signature Inouye!

Inouye02
11-06-2003, 01:04 PM
100% shippo ?

William Honda
11-06-2003, 02:34 PM
Inouye,

See “of judging and bad calls…”, page 3, post from Neil

Inouye02
11-06-2003, 02:42 PM
hey honda .

check it out ..

http://hometown.aol.com/venicekendo

scroll down

Hongsermeier
11-06-2003, 10:44 PM
Inouye...good pics. I like the one of kurukuru. In the dojo pic who's the ugly guy with the beard? :cross_eye

m_french
11-06-2003, 10:47 PM
Originally posted by Inouye02
i missed something here , what was the offer ?


hey french the galloping persian asked me to keiko with him ...

Sorry i can't get my keyboard to neigh like a horse:beard:

m_french
11-06-2003, 10:50 PM
Originally posted by Hongsermeier
In the dojo pic who's the ugly guy with the beard? :cross_eye

Again jealousy rears it's ugly head..........at least i got you to stop thinking of confound......confound it.:beard:

M.K. Kawai
12-06-2003, 03:55 AM
The offer had to do with me selling the the Mr. KuruKuru pic on E-Bay :D

Actually, I don't remember what the offer was... I've lost track :rolleyes:

MKK

Hongsermeier
12-06-2003, 04:00 AM
Originally posted by m_french


Again jealousy rears it's ugly head..........at least i got you to stop thinking of confound......confound it.:beard:

I stand corrected. TWO ugly guys with beards in the pic. :cross_eye

Confound
12-06-2003, 04:23 AM
I find it very interesting that Misterkurukuru feels compelled to hide behind a mengane. In a few months, when version 6.0 (fanboy edition) is aired on my website, you shall find that I suffer from no such insecurities.

c

Hongsermeier
12-06-2003, 04:44 AM
We await your pic with great anticipation. :cross_eye

Hai_hai
12-06-2003, 05:07 AM
fanboy edition? SUGOI!!! I can't wait... all those PVC outfits and corsets... and no mengane.

Hai_hai
12-06-2003, 05:22 AM
^_^

Fan service!

^_^

Fan service!

^_^

Fan service!

^_^

Fan service!

dorkusxmaximus
12-06-2003, 05:26 AM
hey, you stole that from me =O.

m_french
12-06-2003, 06:22 AM
Originally posted by M.K. Kawai

Actually, I don't remember what the offer was... I've lost track :rolleyes:

MKK

I thought it was kote and Shinais at Dawn:beard:

Inouye02
12-06-2003, 09:29 AM
yes confound show us your picture, your real picture...

J. Schitt
21-06-2003, 12:28 PM
Originally posted by KhawMengLee
Hmmnn....there's a Gay Street here in Bath. Honest...its the street's name...I can imagine the Victorian Gentlemen who named the street turning red faced in their graves with embarresment...

Didn't take you long to find it.

Spend much time there do you?

Sithlord
06-05-2004, 01:41 PM
Ok i have a very direct and easy follow way of disciplining Hai hai. If everyone agrees, only then will it work.

We should all start ignoring hai hai, doesn't matter what he posts, just bypass his comments and continie on posting about things. This inlcudes not mentioning his name or anything, even if he makes a good comments. We should do this for awhile until he learns. What do u all think?

Will
06-05-2004, 02:33 PM
i disagree, i like hai hai

Bleda
06-05-2004, 02:36 PM
He's gotten alot better lately, when i first read the forums he was a mean troll, now he's kind of funny.

emitbrownne
06-05-2004, 05:02 PM
i disagree, i like hai hai
Me too..

He reminds me of the quote from the Simsons...
The episode where they go on the Japanese gameshow.

"In your country you reward intelligence, but here we punish ignorance"

no offence meant of course :)

Hai_hai
07-05-2004, 12:00 AM
Ok i have a very direct and easy follow way of disciplining Hai hai. If everyone agrees, only then will it work.

We should all start ignoring hai hai, doesn't matter what he posts, just bypass his comments and continie on posting about things. This inlcudes not mentioning his name or anything, even if he makes a good comments. We should do this for awhile until he learns. What do u all think?

I totally agree. Let's all stop this mad man.

Zaphiel
07-05-2004, 03:43 AM
hey guys.......

well even if you don't like hai hai.....you shouldn't do this.
you don't like his oppinion....well than argue with him.
but don't do this.....it's embarrassing.

Sithlord
12-05-2004, 11:41 AM
Actually some of u are right...kendo world forum wouldn't be the same without the hai hai the resident idiot...what was i thinking. There is one in every forum.

Munnin
08-06-2004, 02:15 AM
I vote number

7) Force him to enter a tournament in “fancy rich boy bogu”

I can’t believe in 8 pages no-one thought of that.

Kenshin Axel
11-07-2004, 12:37 PM
I dont really know him.
All the posts I've read where he's replied, seem to be fine.
Except for one!
This is what he said to me,

13.........
wisdom you lack..........
a path of ignorance you walk......
much you must learn.........

Did you get that out of a forune cookie? :)

I say we lock him in a room with a television forever playing Barney the Dinosaur.
Or though that may be a bit too harsh.

steliosk
11-07-2004, 02:29 PM
I dont really know him.
All the posts I've read where he's replied, seem to be fine.
Except for one!
This is what he said to me,

13.........
wisdom you lack..........
a path of ignorance you walk......
much you must learn.........

Did you get that out of a forune cookie? :)

I say we lock him in a room with a television forever playing Barney the Dinosaur.
Or though that may be a bit too harsh. You may think I am a nasty old bastard for suggesting it but how about we alternate Barney with the Teletubbies?
PURE UNADULTURATED EEEEEVIL!

Kenshin Axel
11-07-2004, 06:45 PM
You may think I am a nasty old bastard for suggesting it but how about we alternate Barney with the Teletubbies?
PURE UNADULTURATED EEEEEVIL!
Thats too far.
Nobody deserves that sort of treatment.

Hai_hai
12-07-2004, 10:41 PM
I dont really know him.
All the posts I've read where he's replied, seem to be fine.
Except for one!
This is what he said to me,

13.........
wisdom you lack..........
a path of ignorance you walk......
much you must learn..........
There was no need to resurrect this topic. Second, my post was based on the fact that you are an ignoramus of 13 years of age. A complete ignoramus! This is all based on your "aboriginal rights" flame topic.
You could become the next Australian Hitler... maybe that comment might be over your head.

Kenshin Axel
14-07-2004, 04:21 PM
lol

Next Australian Hitler?

Why would you think that?

How dare you compare me to that scum!!

And I am not an ignoramus, how am I?

Now I take back what I said! You do deserve to be locked in a room with a TV forever playing Teletubbies!!

Kote-Men
17-07-2004, 07:15 AM
I don't know what to say but I have never seen any forum SOOO long. This Hai hai dude must hava list of crimes. :devious: : I mean I read some of hai hai's stuff but c'mon it ain't THAT bad.



(i choose number 1 by the way:nervous: )

Andoru
17-07-2004, 08:35 AM
Geez you don't know him and yet you've made a selection?

Kote-Men
18-07-2004, 05:47 AM
By what I have read from him thus far, he seems like a brash and rude person. So, I pick number 1.


And also wondering: Not counting the flames forum but this site in general is a very off topic place :)

i had ramen for lunch today

Zaphiel
19-07-2004, 07:37 PM
and still the whole crowd hasn't enough of this embaressing discussion!

Hai_hai
20-07-2004, 01:48 AM
By what I have read from him thus far, he seems like a brash and rude person. So, I pick number 1.
Brash and rude. I love to help people and I am always providing useful information to people on this forum when I feel like it.

Kote-Men
24-07-2004, 08:34 AM
define 'useful'

DaQo'tah
30-07-2004, 08:09 PM
Brash and rude. I love to help people and I am always providing useful information to people on this forum when I feel like it.



From what I have seen, I would agree,,,your information and advice has been helpfull.

Wout
30-07-2004, 10:38 PM
From what I have seen, I would agree,,,your information and advice has been helpfull.
you stoopid that is sometihing entirely different than what he said ;)

but I have to agree that what hai-hai said is right :D what you say is utterly wrong.

BTW if you can't stand hai-hai's mockery maybe you should look at yourself instead of blaming him

Hai_hai
31-07-2004, 01:52 AM
define 'useful'
We all know what useful means.You are focusing on the wrong word. Look at the "when I feel like it" part.
Have a nice day.

DaQo'tah
31-07-2004, 10:11 PM
you stoopid

"You stoopid"???
I wanted to make a posting here about that, but it is just too easy, and Im sure I would have just posted what we all are thinking anyway...."stoopid"...LOL




that is sometihing entirely different than what he said

That is correct, this is what "I" say. Thats the point in my posting it. This is something "I" have seen based on what "I" have seen....

Kote-Men
01-08-2004, 06:04 AM
What age do you think Hai-Hai is?

Do you think Hai-Hai even has bogu? If so do you think he has rank at all?

Wout
01-08-2004, 06:19 AM
"You stoopid"???
I wanted to make a posting here about that, but it is just too easy, and Im sure I would have just posted what we all are thinking anyway...."stoopid"..


Oh plz don't post try to be smart because it doesn't suit you and it leaves you standing stupid. Never heard of "Stiiimpy you Iiiiidiot, how could you be so stooopid". I actually feel offended that you think I couldn't spell that, but then I remembered you're just trying to look smarter than everyone else.


BTW you can't agree with someone and then say something else or agree and later say you don't agree with what was said and then tell ppl of if they tell you you were wrong. Plus don't correct ppl's spellingmistakes, it doesn't make you seem smarter than me, after all not everyone speaks English.

Hai_hai
01-08-2004, 10:30 AM
What age do you think Hai-Hai is?

Do you think Hai-Hai even has bogu? If so do you think he has rank at all?
I am not going to stoop to your level Kote-men. It's just not my nature. I will indirectly answer your questions with two lines from the movie, The Karate Kid, starring Ralph Macchio and Pat Morita...

Daniel: Hey, what kind of belt do you have?
Miyagi: Canvas. JC Penney. Three ninety-eight.

Andoru
01-08-2004, 12:02 PM
*ka-boom-tish*

YAMAFELL
02-08-2004, 12:13 AM
I have been out of Tokyo for visiting Aomori-ken in Japan.. so I missed out on a lot of things.. so it seams.. 0.o... First.. who cares? second... why argue?? third.. where's the kendo??? and so on and so on are my questions... but hell.. very intresting none the less.. I am glad everyone can prove they are smart. i on the other hand don't mind feeling stupid at times.. this is just a forum.. and who cares! hehe well anyway.. ohisashiburi everyone!

DaQo'tah
02-08-2004, 12:24 AM
"Stiiimpy"???

You GOT to be kidding!.....

misterkurukuru
02-08-2004, 06:38 PM
Dude...I think hai hai is the real deal and not some pretender like Tyson. All you freaking 5 kyu minuses can say what you want, but I think hai hai has you all fooled! He is smart, funny, and sexy…I mean insightful. DON’T BE GETTING ALL MAD COZ HE MAKE YOU FEEL STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What? What? What you talking about Willis?
I’m you father!!
4 touchdowns in one game!!!
I cannot unlock the reason behind their fascination with the homosexuals from nsync…

nalogg
06-10-2004, 11:21 PM
What the heck is all this?

hai hai is cool
and funny

humor is one of the greatest signs of intelligence

as for the gay thing, sometimes gay is just used as a term for "dumb" although the people saying it really don't have anything against gay people. My girlfriend for instance is hooked on using that phrase because it was used to often by people around her in school. she's got nothing against gays...

ALSO
i think "homophobe" is used way too often by people... possibly by people that are homophobes themselves. homophobia is a heterosexual's dread of being in close quarters with homosexuals OR a homosexuals' own self-loathing as a result of an unjustified fear.

it's pretty naive to claim that someone has an irrational fear of something just because of a phrase they use.

Hai_hai
09-10-2004, 11:45 AM
What the heck is all this?

hai hai is cool
and funny

humor is one of the greatest signs of intelligence

as for the thing, sometimes is just used as a term for "dumb" although the people saying it really don't have anything against people. My friend for instance is hooked on using that phrase because it was used to often by people around her in school. she's got nothing against s...

ALSO
i think " " is used way too often by people... possibly by people that are s themselves. homophobia is a hetero 's dread of being in close quarters with s OR a s' own self-loathing as a result of an unjustified fear.

it's pretty naive to claim that someone has an irrational fear of something just because of a phrase they use.
Thank you nalogg for that eloquent response. Now where are my Timbits!!!

grasshopper_r2
12-10-2004, 04:45 PM
Does anyone else feel the love here???

nalogg
12-10-2004, 10:33 PM
Does anyone else feel the love here???
timbits = instant love

litige
14-10-2004, 01:37 AM
timbits = instant love

Don't tell that name (haven't had one in months)

nalogg
14-10-2004, 01:48 AM
Don't tell that name (haven't had one in months)
TOO LATE!
i'm going to torture you!

sour cream glazed
chocolate glazed
honey dip
jelly filled
chocolate coconut
plain glazed
double chocolate
apple fritter
dutchie

THE LIST GOES ON!
GIVE IN TO THE DARKSIDE

litige
15-10-2004, 03:20 AM
HHAAAaargggghh! It's too hard to resist!

I'm so lazy, I could get up my chair, walk 20 min and go pick some up. But I don't...damn me.

By the way, going to the senior open?

nalogg
15-10-2004, 04:03 AM
By the way, going to the senior open?
I'm going to the Ontario juniors to cheer on my best friend's sister (if she ends up actually signing up) and just watch/take pics

that's sunday in etobicoke...

then i heard about a tournament in chicago.... is this the one you're talking about?

I'm not in bogu yet (hopefully this january when they grade) so i wouldn't be competing but i'm thinking of maybe possibly slight chance i'm going down.... i LOVE chicago, such a cool city.

Is there some other tournament you're talking about? if so i haven't heard anything and haven't decided.

litige
15-10-2004, 07:30 AM
i LOVE chicago, such a cool city.

Is there some other tournament you're talking about? if so i haven't heard anything and haven't decided.

Yeah me too i'd go to chicago.
But I'm talking about the ontario (or toronto) senior open. It's november 7th.
By senior they mean 16 years and older, maybe kyu or more, anyway, if you can't go to that war, just go watch, it'll be awsome.

nalogg
16-10-2004, 01:07 AM
Yeah me too i'd go to chicago.
But I'm talking about the ontario (or toronto) senior open. It's november 7th.
By senior they mean 16 years and older, maybe kyu or more, anyway, if you can't go to that war, just go watch, it'll be awsome.
yeah it's the first i've heard of it but i'll be there

Meat Thinker
19-10-2004, 10:38 AM
Hai_Hai needs better quality control. Sometimes, he sounds like he knows what he is talking about, and then he posts something that is just lame or stupid or he has no idea what the hell he is talking about. If it mattered to me one way or the other, I guess I'd just put him on Ignore. Doesn't this forum have any guidelines for banning people?

litige
20-10-2004, 06:19 AM
Hai_Hai needs better quality control. Sometimes, he sounds like he knows what he is talking about, and then he posts something that is just lame or stupid or he has no idea what the hell he is talking about. If it mattered to me one way or the other, I guess I'd just put him on Ignore. Doesn't this forum have any guidelines for banning people?

But then again, this thread is old, and useless, and people don't care really much now about what is said here against hai_hai, As long as he doesn't follow the way of the banned (see the banned is the member list) wich would surprise me, then there is no problem with Hai.

Wifenmummy
20-10-2004, 07:17 AM
i dont see a prob with hai-hai didnt know there was a banned members list... hmmm

asian_knight
29-10-2004, 03:05 AM
We dont know where or wut Hai_Hai's new name is.

ben spain
06-11-2004, 12:24 AM
Don't worry - Hai-Hai is back!!!! Praise the Lord!!!!!!!!!!!

gdane1989
08-11-2004, 06:37 AM
2 wrongs doesn't make 1 right.....
the usa bombardment? maybe i was not visiting the forum during that point of time.

but this seems to be something personal, like how pp are annoyed at certain individual's behaviour online, thus, countries shouldn't be brought into the argument.

it is one thing to dislike someone. im cool with it. it's human nature. one can't possibly like everything and everyone but it's another matter to put down someone's country just because u dislike someone. it feels wrong somehow.....but that's just my own opinion.

ok! enough moralising on my part.....
*goes off to watch animes*
Your right, two wrongs dont make a right, but 3.5wrongs divided by the recipricol of .3rights + 3xsquared/1right, does make a right!

Hai_hai
17-11-2004, 12:21 PM
Argh matey, no one chooses me fate.

misterkurukuru
17-11-2004, 12:52 PM
by any chance hai hai, is your fav. fast food place arrrrrby's?

Hai_hai
17-11-2004, 10:42 PM
by any chance hai hai, is your fav. fast food place arrrrrby's?
Argh matey. No, but I do fancy their roast beef sandwiches. Me money's on two piece breast-thigh combo with a side of potato wedges and coleslaw at KFC, argh 'tis bad for me cholesterol level!

Gregory
19-08-2005, 06:21 AM
Just because your lives suck doesnt mean you can take it out on hai_hai. He is better than you guys, dont get angry about it, its not your fault. Did you make this forum because you wanted to be rebellious and hardcore? wow man, your tough, now go do your homework, or play go or something (that game does kick ass)

Paikea
19-08-2005, 06:52 AM
Just because your lives suck doesnt mean you can take it out on hai_hai. He is better than you guys, dont get angry about it, its not your fault. Did you make this forum because you wanted to be rebellious and hardcore? wow man, your tough, now go do your homework, or play go or something (that game does kick ass)This thread died last year...and you may already know the guy talking about Arby's.

Gregory
19-08-2005, 07:40 AM
yes I think I do, the people who started this forum suck at life

Paikea
19-08-2005, 08:10 AM
yes I think I do, the people who started this forum suck at lifeDo yourself a favor and withhold judgement on things until you:

1) Get some kendo time under your belt so you start to know what you're talking about or at least can ask an intelligent question about it.
2) Get a feel for who's who on the forums, what's serious and what's not.

The guys who started the forum (Alex, Hamish et. al.) also run Kendo World, and while they may or may not suck at life, it's not your job to tell them that. I suspect you really mean to say that the people who started this thread suck - again, you don't know if what has been said was in fun and you might be overreacting.

For example, despite many vocal claims to the contrary, we do not ALL hate Gibbo - just most of the UK.

BTW - The Arby's guy (aka mrkurukuru) is Okeda-sensei from Venice.

Gregory
19-08-2005, 09:07 AM
So I need to know about kendo to know whether or not the people who started this topic are assholes? I didnt know that was how it worked. Sorry about that.

piggy
19-08-2005, 09:22 AM
So I need to know about kendo to know whether or not the people who started this topic are assholes?

yes, you do.and you also need to meet them in person.
they didnt tell you that you have terrible photos and that you suck at life. i dont see a reason as to why you have to be so negative towards them.

Gregory
19-08-2005, 09:48 AM
yes, you do.and you also need to meet them in person.
they didnt tell you that you have terrible photos and that you suck at life. i dont see a reason as to why you have to be so negative towards them.

The topic they started was obnoxious, peoples feelings can get hurt you know. Making topics like "why does everybody hate hai hai" and "what fate would you chose for hai hai" are completly rude. Same with making an account called hai hai's dad and saying he is an alchoholic. Next time you want to do stuff like that make a PM or something

piggy
19-08-2005, 10:08 AM
i'll agree that in a sense, its rude. alot of the members on KWF joke around with hai hai because he has a tendancy to joke around with us. i have contributed nothing insulting towards hai hai out of my knowledge. there is no need to be rude to Paikea either. he's a respected member on this forum. you can be rude to me all you want though. im not as respected as the others.

Gregory
19-08-2005, 10:15 AM
I said whoever STARTED this forum sucked. I think someone by the name of plebus or something did that. Therefore , he sucks. You didnt start it. You dont suck. Paikea didnt start it. He doesnt suck. You see ?


;)

Gregory
19-08-2005, 10:18 AM
And there is a difference between joking and being an asshole

Denker
19-08-2005, 10:35 AM
So I need to know about kendo to know whether or not the people who started this topic are assholes? I didnt know that was how it worked. Sorry about that.

Maybe he meant for you to learn how to choose your battles . . .

Paikea
19-08-2005, 11:18 AM
So I need to know about kendo to know whether or not the people who started this topic are assholes? I didnt know that was how it worked. Sorry about that.Hmmm...not real impressive so far. I was referring to posts like this that you seem to be spreading around all over the place. You've already developed a poor reputation here (check your user CP) in just a few days. The people you train with, the people who you will grade in front of, and your sensei all read what you post here.

However, it's a free country. Do as you please, see how far it gets you.

Gregory
19-08-2005, 11:54 AM
I would do the exact same thing for you if someone was doing this to you.

And for the record. the Unknown quality thing was in a thread where Issac said the people in london deserved to die. I called him a few names and he decided to give me a bad mark. I dont care. He had no right to say that, moreover a day after it happened, when some of the forum members were still worried about their family members.

And what, because people I train with read this forum I should let you guys pester other forum members?


Uh, no

pgsmith
19-08-2005, 11:54 AM
What was that? Did somebody say WAAAAAhhhhh????? :(

Better call a Wambulance! :)

Gregory
19-08-2005, 03:20 PM
What was that? Did somebody say WAAAAAhhhhh????? :(

Better call a Wambulance! :)

that put a smile on my face :)

:-D

Yiu Fai
19-08-2005, 06:21 PM
If everyone could take a second of their personal time to bow down to Confound. It is an honor to have a person with a high intellect to be gracing our presence. You kind of have to bow upward because of the high horse. But it doesn't matter what direction you bow, the universe is revolving around Confound anyway.

This is why I'm a proud member of the Hai Hai fan club! bwahahahaha!!!!

Gregory
19-08-2005, 06:42 PM
I love that guy

Paikea
20-08-2005, 01:00 AM
I would do the exact same thing for you if someone was doing this to you. Thanks, but I'm a big boy - I can handle myself quite nicely thanks.

And for the record. the Unknown quality thing was in a thread where Issac said the people in london deserved to die. I called him a few names and he decided to give me a bad mark. I dont care. He had no right to say that, moreover a day after it happened, when some of the forum members were still worried about their family members.

Well, my comment had more to it than just the online reputation thing. Unfortunately, it's common for young guys such as yourself to go way overboard on the enthusiasm for something new like kendo. At this point, you have no idea who you're getting your information from, and you're getting some of it from what others know to be serious cranks. Respect your sensei and get your kendo questions answered at the dojo for a while until you learn what's real and what's BS. He's not exactly Martha Stewart - but he (and the other Venice kenshi) sure as hell can walk the walk.

And what, because people I train with read this forum I should let you guys pester other forum members?

The sentiment is admirable, but since you don't know who's who you could very easily insult the very people you need to impress. Lots of other people in high places in the AUSKF, SCKF, PNKF etc. lurk here but never post. How hard will it be to remember that Gregory from Beverly Hills is 15, male, tends to be profane, gets his information from losers and wannabe's and generally irritates everyone he comes in contact with?

It's not exactly what you'd call a career-enhancing maneuver - you don't want to start off that way.

Kingofmyrrh
20-08-2005, 01:31 AM
And there is a difference between joking and being an asshole
We're joking, you're being an asshole? :redface: (can't believe I had to use a face, but I couldn't represent a cymbal clash with words - guidance please).
Anyway, I think you should listen to Paikea's advice. Trust me, it's gonna save in the long term.

SkippyDaStudent
20-08-2005, 02:37 AM
I say punishment by kancho. :devious:

Paikea
20-08-2005, 04:19 AM
We're joking, you're being an asshole? :redface: (can't believe I had to use a face, but I couldn't represent a cymbal clash with words - guidance please).
Anyway, I think you should listen to Paikea's advice. Trust me, it's gonna save in the long term.We're cool...I think Gregory is starting to understand what he's gotten himself into.

Thanks for the PM, Gregory...

tattooedasshole
20-08-2005, 04:59 AM
What was that? Did somebody say WAAAAAhhhhh????? :(

Better call a Wambulance! :)
That's priceless. Wambulance, lmao. Thanks, I needed a good laugh today.

Kingofmyrrh
20-08-2005, 07:23 AM
We're cool...I think Gregory is starting to understand what he's gotten himself into.

Thanks for the PM, Gregory...
okey-dokey. I was looking forward to some kind of flame war, but a revitalised Gregory is even more welcome. Belated welcome to the forums!

Paikea
21-08-2005, 02:50 AM
okey-dokey. I was looking forward to some kind of flame war, but a revitalised Gregory is even more welcome. Belated welcome to the forums!Nonono...big difference between a guy who asks lots of questions out of enthusiasm and one who's trying to tell the world how it should be because they can't control themselves.

Fonsz
21-08-2005, 03:29 AM
yes I think I do, the people who started this forum suck at life
I think you mean thread instead of forum. Otherwise I can't imagine why you are saying what you are saying. And I think it is nice to ponder on a fate that you would wish for someone else who has questioned your sense for fashion.:rolleyes:

Kingofmyrrh
21-08-2005, 04:54 AM
Nonono...big difference between a guy who asks lots of questions out of enthusiasm and one who's trying to tell the world how it should be because they can't control themselves.
I'm not sure I understand... I assumed that the PM you referred to was some sort of conciliatory gesture, but perhaps I was wrong. Anyway, I've enjoyed playing antagonist for the last few weeks, but I think it's time for me to settle back into my placid old self, so I'm just going to remain blissfully unaware of anything that Gregory or anybody else says that sounds too screwy. The power of selective deafness!


(let's see how long I can keep it up...)

stephanie dee
21-08-2005, 05:27 AM
Erm, why does nobody like Hai Hai?

Gregory
21-08-2005, 06:18 AM
I love hai hai.


Others dont because his jokes are too cool for them.

Do a search on posts he made, youll be laughing all night. I was :)

pgsmith
21-08-2005, 01:05 PM
Erm, why does nobody like Hai Hai?
Because he is an incredibly sarcastic and irritating person and we're all terribly jealous. :)

Hai_hai
21-08-2005, 01:10 PM
I have a new enemy, ninjamster15. He is a ninja and I'm a ninja assassin assasin. I will do what I have to do.

Hai YAAA!!!

Gregory
21-08-2005, 01:24 PM
so dont you assassinate assassins who kill ninjas?

ScottUK
22-08-2005, 07:13 AM
I have had limited dealings with Mr Hai Hai, but he seems to be a twisted train-wreck of a person. He is sarcastic, over-the-top and American.

The perfect person to share a beer with, methinks (except the American bit)... :D

Hai Hai - keep up the good work...

Hai_hai
22-08-2005, 11:49 AM
so dont you assassinate assassins who kill ninjas?
Well technically speaking, you are correct. A ninja is an assassin. A ninja assassin is an assassin who assassinates ninjas. Furthermore, a ninja assassin assassin is an assassin who assassinates ninja assassins.

SkippyDaStudent
24-08-2005, 05:01 AM
And what's wrong with being an American, besides everything? :silly:

I have had limited dealings with Mr Hai Hai, but he seems to be a twisted train-wreck of a person. He is sarcastic, over-the-top and American.

The perfect person to share a beer with, methinks (except the American bit)... :D

Hai Hai - keep up the good work...

LNGUYEN
24-08-2005, 05:21 AM
Well technically speaking, you are correct. A ninja is an assassin. A ninja assassin is an assassin who assassinates ninjas. Furthermore, a ninja assassin assassin is an assassin who assassinates ninja assassins.

So technically, you can say "Ninja Ninja Ninja"

pgsmith
24-08-2005, 05:48 AM
So technically, you can say "Ninja Ninja Ninja"
Only if you stick your tongue out, put your thumbs into your ears, and waggle your hands back and forth. Oh, and you have to follow it with "Nyah, nyah, nyah!" :D

LNGUYEN
24-08-2005, 05:56 AM
Only if you stick your tongue out, put your thumbs into your ears, and waggle your hands back and forth. Oh, and you have to follow it with "Nyah, nyah, nyah!" :D


Heh! it is no joke Men! we are talking serious Hai Hai's title here. You are in big trouble now Ninja Ninja Ninja will come looking for you, and the only way to survive is hiring a Ninja Ninja Ninja Ninja to protect you. Of course, Hai Hai isn't stupid so he will send Ninja Ninja Ninja Ninja Ninja to finish your Ninja Ninja Ninja Ninja first before his Ninja Ninja Ninja coming to terminate you. The only way for you now is hiring a Ninja Ninja Ninja Ninja Ninja Ninja to protect your Ninja Ninja Ninja Ninja.

Let me have a break and I will tell you the final plan. :ko:

Nameless
19-09-2005, 11:00 AM
2 wrongs doesn't make 1 right.....
the usa bombardment? maybe i was not visiting the forum during that point of time.

but this seems to be something personal, like how pp are annoyed at certain individual's behaviour online, thus, countries shouldn't be brought into the argument.

it is one thing to dislike someone. im cool with it. it's human nature. one can't possibly like everything and everyone but it's another matter to put down someone's country just because u dislike someone. it feels wrong somehow.....but that's just my own opinion.

ok! enough moralising on my part.....
*goes off to watch animes*


2 wrongs = 1 right
4 wrongs = 2 rights
16 wrongs = 3 rights
256 wrongs = 3 rights
65,536 wrongs = 4 rights

if you are taking the time to count out 65,536 wrongs you probably need therapy, not mathematics.

Hai_hai
20-09-2005, 11:30 PM
2 wrongs = 1 right
4 wrongs = 2 rights
16 wrongs = 3 rights
256 wrongs = 3 rights
65,536 wrongs = 4 rights

if you are taking the time to count out 65,536 wrongs you probably need therapy, not mathematics.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
Therefore, x number of wrongs to infinity equals 0 right.

Eamer
21-09-2005, 08:27 PM
I don't know the guy but some of you don't seem to like him so here's my idea...

Stab him in the groin a few times then make him go against a little kid just learning kendo and him not wear any bogu. Gets hit loads by Shinai and maybe gets splinters and also has stab wounds in the groin which sounds entertaining to watch. :)

ScottUK
21-09-2005, 09:23 PM
Nice attitude for someone you don't know...

Eamer
22-09-2005, 01:45 AM
I know but a lot of people are moaning about him so I thought I'd put my suggestion forward.

Paikea
22-09-2005, 03:28 AM
I know but a lot of people are moaning about him so I thought I'd put my suggestion forward.Congratulations! You are now a legitimate target...

ScottUK
22-09-2005, 03:33 AM
Yeah ok. Maybe you should say hi to him first? See if he says hi back or insults you. THEN make your decision...

Personally I find him hilarious... :evolved:

Hai_hai
22-09-2005, 04:00 AM
I know but a lot of people are moaning about him so I thought I'd put my suggestion forward.
Hello Eamer,
Welcome to Kendo-World Forums.

ScottUK
22-09-2005, 04:01 AM
Oh ohh.... :D

Fonsz
22-09-2005, 04:07 AM
Hello Eamer,
Welcome to Kendo-World Forums.
And from now on watch your back and sleep lightly for at least half a year. And be aware be very aware..... Wait.... what's that whistling sound I hear.......
Oh oooooooh!

LNGUYEN
22-09-2005, 04:15 AM
We can't help you or save you now. My advice, think really careful before asking a question here. You'll never known what hit you. Don't you know Hai Hai is the angel of death?

Hai_hai
22-09-2005, 12:09 PM
Actually, I thought I would be nice for a change. See the Hello Kitty avatar? That's me. Nice and friendly.

Fonsz
22-09-2005, 05:24 PM
Actually, I thought I would be nice for a change. See the Hello Kitty avatar? That's me. Nice and friendly.
Be afraid, be very afraid, because he's now luring you in a false sense of saftey. Emigration is an option right now........

Mugu
22-09-2005, 09:57 PM
I was bored and I read pretty much then entire thread again... It's just funny a lot of people took this thread the wrong way when we say we want to "punish" Hai_Hai-sama, lol I had great laughs when I read those "You guys are too mean to Hai_Hai", lol I don't have anything nice to say to Hai_Hai but I like him because without Hai_Hai this forum will be boring :D And I'm one of his fans so I have to defend him even though a lot of people probably forgot what we were talking about in the beginning :D

LNGUYEN
22-09-2005, 09:59 PM
Don't worry, we all love Hai Hai. As the matter of fact, I am going to give him a big, loud kiss if I go to Kentucky.

Mugu
22-09-2005, 10:30 PM
Don't worry, we all love Hai Hai. As the matter of fact, I am going to give him a big, loud kiss if I go to Kentucky.

LOL you're also one of my favorite people on this forum, some stuff you said are just too funny, hehehe

P.S. - Are you from Vietnam? I miss the seafood back there :)

Paikea
23-09-2005, 12:05 AM
Actually, I thought I would be nice for a change. See the Hello Kitty avatar? That's me. Nice and friendly.Upped the meds again, eh?

kendonewbie
23-09-2005, 12:20 AM
Actually, I thought I would be nice for a change. See the Hello Kitty avatar? That's me. Nice and friendly.

Ha ha...rrriiiiggghhhhttt....kinda like this, Hai Hai? :D
http://www.kendo-world.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4850&highlight=kitty+waza (very funny)

Fonsz
23-09-2005, 12:40 AM
Actually, I thought I would be nice for a change. See the Hello Kitty avatar? That's me. Nice and friendly.


Hello Kitty waza

It's a technique used by women. They pretend to be demure and quiet and cute and tiny. And then, they tsuki you during practice.



That's what I meant, it's a good thing that some of us are meticulous and search this forum for these kind of surprises. Like I said be very afraid.

Hai_hai
23-09-2005, 01:06 AM
Upped the meds again, eh?
The voices in my head told me to iron my hakama.

pgsmith
23-09-2005, 03:21 AM
The voices in my head told me to iron my hakama.
I hope they told you to take it off first!

Hai_hai
30-09-2005, 11:39 PM
Time to trash some newbies.



Where are you???

Berugijin
01-10-2005, 01:36 AM
What fate would you choose for Hai_Hai?

Force him to procreate with Kaoru.

Kumdo-Star
01-10-2005, 03:20 AM
Sorry everyone... I couldn't resist. After reading his latest posts, I had to do this poll. :)

PLEASE post your own suggestions, these are only meant to get you started! I suppose it could be argued that he isn't worth the effort that these suggestions would entail, but I'm enjoying the mental shopping-spree. The guy is a bigot and a male chauvenist loser, and most of us are far too civilized NOT to be tempted to butt him out like a cigarette.

1) Use him as an unpadded practice dummy for heavy-handed junior kendoka.

2) Place a sign on him that says "community playmate" and hurl him over the wall of an asylum for the criminally insane.

3) String him up by his testicles (if any) and use him for a pinyata at the next KWF birthday party.

4) Use him as an unlubricated applicator for bovine or pachyderm enema treatments.

5) Coat him in cat urine and shove him into the dog pound.

6) Roll him up in a carpet and chuck him off a bridge. Hai Hai has not been mean to me lately so i would not anger him ( DO NOT strike the wrath of hai hai !!!!)

Kumdo-Star
01-10-2005, 03:22 AM
Force him to procreate with Kaoru.
[/b]don't be mean i know koaru and she's really nice!! leave her alone

Kumdo-Star
01-10-2005, 03:36 AM
Second, Canada sucks.[/QUOTE] Hai Hai that's wrong to insult someones country besides it's not they're fault they're Canadian:smiley: ......he he canada ...s..u..c..k..s...Eh?

pgsmith
01-10-2005, 04:08 AM
Kumdo-Star (Aka Mr. Soulless),

Why do you continue to post here? Did they kick you out of the Pokemon forum? You have almost 200 posts on this forum, and I've yet to see one that had any substance to it what so ever. Think more. Read more. Post less!

exkarate
17-10-2005, 04:49 PM
First off, I'd like to apologize to misterkurukuru for taking the limelight as the top black sheep on KWF. Gomen nasai.
Second, Canada sucks.

hey, asshat [ http://www.truckerphoto.com/Bush%20with%20upside%20down%20book.jpg ] at least our prime minister isn't caught reading a book upside down

Gregory
18-10-2005, 09:29 AM
http://www.snopes.com/photos/bushbook.asp

Toaster
20-10-2005, 03:13 AM
I say that we put him on a desert island full of pretty girls! With a big martini! Ha, ha.... he brightens up the forum with his witty yet underlyingly interlectual remarks! give poor hai hai a brake :D

Berugijin
20-10-2005, 04:09 AM
I say that we put him on a desert island full of pretty girls! With a big martini! Ha, ha.... he brightens up the forum with his witty yet underlyingly interlectual remarks! give poor hai hai a brake :D

I suppose I've missed the posts where his 'interlectual'-ness shines through...

Toaster
20-10-2005, 06:30 AM
I suppose I've missed the posts where his 'interlectual'-ness shines through...
the word you are looking for is intelectuality (i'm such a grammar ogre!:devious: ). I have no battle with you berugijin-san, you are another i respect, so i shall respect your views and leave it at that *rei* :)

Hai_hai
21-10-2005, 11:42 AM
hey, asshat [ http://www.truckerphoto.com/Bush%20with%20upside%20down%20book.jpg ] at least our prime minister isn't caught reading a book upside down
We don't have a prime minister in the US.

... touché

Fonsz
24-10-2005, 12:23 AM
We don't have a prime minister in the US.

... touché
Maybe if you had you wouldn't be in the mess you are in now.

piggy
24-10-2005, 12:36 AM
Maybe if you had you wouldn't be in the mess you are in now.


What mess?:wink:

Hai_hai
24-10-2005, 02:25 AM
Maybe if you had you wouldn't be in the mess you are in now.
That doesn't make any sense if you think about it. The prime minister of a country and the president of a country do the same thing and are elected by the people.
al Queda has declared jihad and made attacks against the US, Spain, UK, Indonesia, Philippines, Egypt, Saudi Arabia among some places. Whether you know it or not, there are al Queda cells in your stupid little country.

Fonsz
24-10-2005, 02:35 AM
That doesn't make any sense if you think about it. The prime minister of a country and the president of a country do the same thing and are elected by the people. Maybe if al Queda didn't declare jihad, we wouldn't be in the mess we are in... you idiot.
Elected? In the UK and in other civilized countries yes. In the US the votes aren't officially bought but it nearly looks like it. Maybe the worst fate that someone could choose for you is being President Bush and then the whole world will hate you. :rolleyes:
Al Queda is a symptom not the disease, the cure that the US has choosen for this symptom is creating the world in which we now sadly live. Don't call me an idiot because I view the world different.
Are you of the medication that you are now so aggresive? I take it that Hello Kitty is out of the window then? Since it says so below your name.

Hai_hai
25-10-2005, 01:31 AM
Elected? In the UK and in other civilized countries yes. In the US the votes aren't officially bought but it nearly looks like it. Maybe the worst fate that someone could choose for you is being President Bush and then the whole world will hate you. :rolleyes:
Just to test your knowledge, if there were votes that were bought, whose votes do you think were bought?

Al Queda is a symptom not the disease, the cure that the US has choosen for this symptom is creating the world in which we now sadly live. Don't call me an idiot because I view the world different.
Really? Non-extremists Muslims do not agree with the actions of al Queda.

Fonsz
25-10-2005, 06:32 AM
Just to test your knowledge, if there were votes that were bought, whose votes do you think were bought?

I suppose Bush because it was such a hassle before he was declared winner. Every US election time we have special programs on TV how the votes in certain districts are manipulated in every which way just to secure a state. I'm certain that the voting systems in Europe are not perfect but at least the popular vote counts. The US elections are such an intricate matter that University Professors have to explain how it works. Let's say that I never expected that a cynic with sometimes a bad streak would be watching Fox News and believe everything they say.


Really? Non-extremists Muslims do not agree with the actions of al Queda.

Quite right, I also don't agree but it's too bad that the policy that the US has now isn't really helping. To be honest I wouldn't have a clue how to solve the problems in the world but bullying and discarding basic rights is in my opinion not the proper course of action. Let's end this because it is getting us nowhere.

Hai_hai
25-10-2005, 10:48 AM
I suppose Bush because it was such a hassle before he was declared winner. Every US election time we have special programs on TV how the votes in certain districts are manipulated in every which way just to secure a state. I'm certain that the voting systems in Europe are not perfect but at least the popular vote counts. The US elections are such an intricate matter that University Professors have to explain how it works. Let's say that I never expected that a cynic with sometimes a bad streak would be watching Fox News and believe everything they say.
You see Fonsz, it was a trick question. Regardless of the voting system, al Queda declared jihad well before George W. Bush was even President. They planned an attack on the World Trade Center which took place in 1993. George H. W. Bush was President in 1989-1992. al Queda also made several other attacks on the US during the Clinton administration. Now, they have continued their attacks into George W. Bush's presidency.

Quite right, I also don't agree but it's too bad that the policy that the US has now isn't really helping. To be honest I wouldn't have a clue how to solve the problems in the world but bullying and discarding basic rights is in my opinion not the proper course of action. Let's end this because it is getting us nowhere.
al Queda is very against the US for its support of Israel. You agree that the US support of Israel is bad policy? I called you an idiot because that is what you are.

Fonsz
25-10-2005, 04:14 PM
You see Fonsz, it was a trick question. Regardless of the voting system, al Queda declared jihad well before George W. Bush was even President. They planned an attack on the World Trade Center which took place in 1993. George H. W. Bush was President in 1989-1992. al Queda also made several other attacks on the US during the Clinton administration. Now, they have continued their attacks into George W. Bush's presidency.
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For all I know the US has been in trouble with everyone all the time all over the world. The center of the troubles shifts around the world. But it still doesn't justify the way they are now behaving. I feel sorry for all of you who are having a hard time because of this and there is no end to it.


al Queda is very against the US for its support of Israel. You agree that the US support of Israel is bad policy? I called you an idiot because that is what you are.
Al Queda is also against the "friiendship" of Saudia Arabia with the US and the presence of US Troops in their Holy Land. Calling me an idiot in regard to a problem that is there in a region where people are having troubles with each other since man can remember is just the essence of how bullies behave. Call me anything you want, but the world isn't black and white. I also realise that this the flames section but that still doesn't give you the right to respond like you do. Calling people idiots who don't agree with you is not the way to have a proper discussion. Furthermore you assumed that I disaprove of the US support for all you know maybe that was the one thing that I agree with. So quit calling names and turn your wrath against Trolls and Kendoka with a sense of fashion.

Hai_hai
25-10-2005, 09:25 PM
For all I know the US has been in trouble with everyone all the time all over the world. The center of the troubles shifts around the world. But it still doesn't justify the way they are now behaving. I feel sorry for all of you who are having a hard time because of this and there is no end to it.

Al Queda is also against the "friiendship" of Saudia Arabia with the US and the presence of US Troops in their Holy Land. Calling me an idiot in regard to a problem that is there in a region where people are having troubles with each other since man can remember is just the essence of how bullies behave. Call me anything you want, but the world isn't black and white. I also realise that this the flames section but that still doesn't give you the right to respond like you do. Calling people idiots who don't agree with you is not the way to have a proper discussion. Furthermore you assumed that I disaprove of the US support for all you know maybe that was the one thing that I agree with. So quit calling names and turn your wrath against Trolls and Kendoka with a sense of fashion.
You see Fonsz, your problem is that you think you know everything until you are proved wrong and your arguments don't hold water.

Fonsz
26-10-2005, 12:57 AM
You see Fonsz, your problem is that you think you know everything until you are proved wrong and your arguments don't hold water.
I would like to say that the same applies to you but that would be the easy way out.
What makes you think that I know it all? I apparently just have a different perspective of current affairs in the world than you. And calling people idiots that have a different view is not really a proof of good manners. You can shoot holes in everything that is sacred in the world because there are always two sides or more to a story.
You can ask yourself why did Al Qeada and other lunatics started a war? Why are there cells of these lunatics even in my country? Have you ever wondered about that? There are no easy answers and I hope that you already know this.

Hai_hai
29-10-2005, 11:14 AM
I would like to say that the same applies to you but that would be the easy way out.
What makes you think that I know it all? I apparently just have a different perspective of current affairs in the world than you. And calling people idiots that have a different view is not really a proof of good manners. You can shoot holes in everything that is sacred in the world because there are always two sides or more to a story.
You can ask yourself why did Al Qeada and other lunatics started a war? Why are there cells of these lunatics even in my country? Have you ever wondered about that? There are no easy answers and I hope that you already know this.
Manners? Justifying the actions of al Queda as only a symptom and that it is America's fault is bad manners. Thousands of people died in the attacks on 9-11-2001. End of conversation.

Fonsz
29-10-2005, 03:16 PM
Manners? Justifying the actions of al Queda as only a symptom and that it is America's fault is bad manners. Thousands of people died in the attacks on 9-11-2001. End of conversation.
Please take the time to read my post a few ones back.
Quote:
"Quite right, I also don't agree but it's too bad that the policy that the US has now isn't really helping. To be honest I wouldn't have a clue how to solve the problems in the world but bullying and discarding basic rights is in my opinion not the proper course of action. Let's end this because it is getting us nowhere."
End quote

I don't agree with all the actions of extremists, I don't justify, I think it is the easy way out to kill and maim citizens. Blowing up busses with woman and children can never be justified. That said it doesn't cover the fact that all is not well in the world. If you have an issue you can PM me I'm not Issac_Ru. You started calling me names. There's two sides to every coin.