Who is the "funniest" Poster? [Archive]

Neil Gendzwill

3rd June 2003, 04:28 AM

Originally posted by Karrion
I was thinking FUNNY ODD. As in "does this taste funny to you?"
Karrion
Said one cannibal to another as they were eating a clown...

Thank you, I'm here all week.

alexpollijr

3rd June 2003, 04:45 AM

Neil.

:D

mingshi

3rd June 2003, 05:25 AM

ditto. :D

p.s. I never find it funny when some respectable seniors from other countries post here (waaay too often) to "test" people's reaction.

Inouye02

3rd June 2003, 09:50 AM

waaay to often is ? over 300 posts ?

William Honda

3rd June 2003, 11:07 AM

Hai Hai gets my vote. You guys get so pissed off at what he says. But how he say it is hilarious to me.

I actually don’t like it when he is serious. I don’t think he is a teenager either.

misterkurukuru

3rd June 2003, 12:15 PM

Hai hai is pretty funny! hey did you ever think that he and I are the same person???? hmmm how names would i have then?

Hai_hai

3rd June 2003, 01:03 PM

I first came to this forum to get valuable kendo information. Then, people got nasty. I never start verbal wars.

P.S. By the way, Mingshi, can you e-mail me photos of yourself. Thanks a bunch.

smith

3rd June 2003, 01:29 PM

There *is* a lot of valuable kendo information on this forum. Most people however chose to repeat the same questions over and over, rather than bothering to read through (or search, woo! that's hard!) old threads.

People got nasty HH because you arrived exhibiting all the traits of a troll. Now that you have found some validation and cameraderie, you come on all human and vulnerable.

Oh I'm so BORED I have a headache.

angryshinai

3rd June 2003, 01:39 PM

Well i quite like what KawMengLee has to say, as for hai hai... that guy is a tool....

William Honda

3rd June 2003, 04:26 PM

Hai Hai.

I think Angry Shinai just called you a hoe.

Oops, I think he meant fool, not tool.

angryshinai

3rd June 2003, 05:04 PM

Originally posted by William Honda
Hai Hai.

I think Angry Shinai just called you a hoe.

Oops, I think he meant fool, not tool.

yeah um something like that...

mingshi

3rd June 2003, 05:13 PM

Originally posted by Hai_hai
P.S. By the way, Mingshi, can you e-mail me photos of yourself. Thanks a bunch.

I fancy one of those purple Tenegui from Chuo. If you can get me one I may reconsider.

Confound

3rd June 2003, 10:13 PM

Mingshi, don't sell your images so cheaply. According to Paburo, you're worth at least three tenegui. As for me, I wouldn't give a picture to him for any less than a full set of bogu. Since there are already four cluttering up the apartment, I don't need anymore. Thus, no photo for hai_hai.

c

Hongsermeier

3rd June 2003, 11:13 PM

Mingshi...I'll trade you a green one from Sho Tokyo or I might be able to get my hands on one from the World Championships in Ca a couple years back.

Hai_hai

4th June 2003, 01:55 AM

Originally posted by mingshi

I fancy one of those purple Tenegui from Chuo. If you can get me one I may reconsider.

Free tenegui? No way. Just e-mail me your pictures and I'll send you a free plastic tsuba for bokken.

Paburo

4th June 2003, 06:15 AM

Originally posted by Confound
Mingshi, don't sell your images so cheaply. According to Paburo, you're worth at least three tenegui.lies! never ever did i say that mingshi was 'worth at least three tenugui'.

i'm fully aware mingshi HERSELF is -as in the mastercard spot-.... priceless :D :D :D

now, if you want to get your hands on her... PICTURES, send her tenuguis. lots of tenuguis. her PICTURES might as well be worth them.

misterkurukuru

4th June 2003, 08:28 AM

My dojos tenegui??? what the freak???

m_french

4th June 2003, 10:10 AM

um, ur-uh I was at chuo last night....do the tenegui need to be washed?:beard:

kendokamax

4th June 2003, 10:37 AM

anyone wants my picture?

i would trade it for...1 tenugui only!

Inouye02

4th June 2003, 11:32 AM

i have tenugui's from the early 70's..

kendomushi

4th June 2003, 12:03 PM

This forum is full of very useful information, good debates, and wide ranging yet often valid points of view.
Unfortunately its becomming equally full of useless drivel, hurtful and valueless personal attacks, and inane rantings.
Please try to remember people, everything in moderation.

Hai_hai

4th June 2003, 12:07 PM

Originally posted by William Honda
Hai Hai.

I think Angry Shinai just called you a hoe.

Oops, I think he meant fool, not tool.

Honda-san,
Allow me to explain...
The way that the word "tool" was used, in relation to the context, has a derogatory meaning; he did not mean fool.
It is only used as an insult towards other men, not women. Tool, meaning, male-whore, boy-toy to be used for cheap sexual gratification in a homosexual setting. So saying that someone is a tool, you are impling that that man is used for sexual purposes by other men, thus degrading them below homosexual males, who are implied to be lower than heterosexual males.
Example, "You are such a tool" or "He is a such a tool" or "Tool".

Inouye02

4th June 2003, 12:11 PM

takes a big hammer to drive a big nail

William Honda

4th June 2003, 12:44 PM

Hai Hai,

Didn’t know that. Damn I’m old.

Inouye02

4th June 2003, 01:05 PM

you a sukebe jiji...

William Honda

4th June 2003, 01:07 PM

hey!

Stop following me around the forum!

Inouye02

4th June 2003, 01:11 PM

what ? your still on ..dont you have to go play golf or something

m_french

4th June 2003, 03:17 PM

hai-hai you seem to be astonishingly imformed on this subject:beard:

M.K. Kawai

4th June 2003, 03:25 PM

The last time I checked, this was "General Chat." Just some good ol' fun to get your brain out of that rut... or recover from that brain-busting hit to the head you had at practice.

Just enjoy the thread :D

MKK

Hai_hai

4th June 2003, 10:52 PM

Originally posted by m_french
hai-hai you seem to be astonishingly imformed on this subject:beard:

That's because I am smart. You, on the other hand, are a choad.

m_french

5th June 2003, 04:28 AM

Originally posted by Hai_hai

That's because I am smart.

Ofcourse your free to beleive whatever you chose.

I was simply making an observation; however now that I know you are insecure about your sexuality I will refarain from making comments that obviously make you uncomfortable.

My sincerist apologies (_*_):beard:

Hongsermeier

5th June 2003, 04:33 AM

Inouye...Golf..what an old mans game.

m_french

5th June 2003, 04:35 AM

Originally posted by Hongsermeier
Inouye...Golf..what an old mans game.

Obviously you have never received a Men w/ a Titelist 970D grafite shaft driver....ooouuuccchhh!

Hongsermeier

5th June 2003, 04:56 AM

True, but could you imagine running around the golf course practicing mune tsuki as people are about to tee off. What fun!! Or maybe a good kote. Would make great video. The movie Jackass comes to mind.:cross_eye

Hai_hai

5th June 2003, 05:14 AM

Originally posted by m_french

Ofcourse your free to beleive whatever you chose.

I was simply making an observation; however now that I know you are insecure about your sexuality I will refarain from making comments that obviously make you uncomfortable.

My sincerist apologies (_*_):beard:

Oh that's rich.

Inouye02

5th June 2003, 09:22 AM

me play golf ? oh hell no , i was refering to honda san, since he's off to arizona to go play ..

J. Schitt

5th June 2003, 11:25 AM

Originally posted by M.K. Kawai
Who do you think deserves the title of "Funniest Poster" ? :D

MKK

I think you are funny to ask the question.

But really Ares is the cleverest funny.

KML is a goose, he can't help that, but is funny sometimes.

Confound is also very funny, especially as so many of you take her curmudgeoing comments so seriously. She's bloody clever too.

Hai hai wrote that he is smart, he is. A smart a***. It would be especially funny if he was banned from this forum.

Kukuru should be banned too, that would also be funny.

Jack.

misterkurukuru

5th June 2003, 01:24 PM

if a coconut falls on schitt it doesnt go katonk, it goes splat!

J. Schitt

5th June 2003, 03:10 PM

plonk

J. Schitt

5th June 2003, 03:18 PM

In what language does kukuru translate to coconut?

Ha ha - funny - get it?

No I guess you wouldn't.

Are you from the US?
Are you an idiot?

Hai Hai.

Inouye02

5th June 2003, 03:24 PM

katonk ...

M.K. Kawai

5th June 2003, 04:44 PM

Time to get that hard hat out... :D

MKK

etherknot

9th June 2003, 05:00 AM

Originally posted by m_french

Obviously you have never received a Men w/ a Titelist 970D grafite shaft driver....ooouuuccchhh!

Remember zanshin after hitting the ball!
:)

StylophonePet

9th June 2003, 11:13 AM

How did this thread go from gays to coconuts?

William Honda

10th June 2003, 01:51 PM

Me thinks Jack Boot has a dual peronality.

Gatts

11th June 2003, 07:07 AM

Originally posted by M.K. Kawai
Who do you think deserves the title of "Funniest Poster" ? :D

MKK

I am not too sure who could, but I have only been here for a short while (mostly lurking) and I can name you a few idiots if ya wish.

M.K. Kawai

11th June 2003, 07:09 AM

If you click on "Other" then list away :D

MKK

AlexM

11th June 2003, 07:33 AM

MKK,

Neither of us have any votes in our favour... I don't know about you but I'm starting to think that only people with bad taste hang out on these boards. :D

nodachi

11th June 2003, 07:40 AM

There you go AlexM. Feel special. Present for you. :)

Sorry, MKK, but the coin toss decided against you.

AlexM

11th June 2003, 08:01 AM

Never underestimate the pity vote.

M.K. Kawai

11th June 2003, 09:37 AM

Now I feel lonely... :(

Man, there oughta be a law against coin tosses :p

MKK

Hai_hai

11th June 2003, 10:32 AM

Amerika de yookoso...

samurai999

12th April 2006, 11:16 AM

A blast from the past. And my response is..

AliG forz da winz..

Twobitmage

14th April 2006, 02:27 AM

I voted hai_hai but I really think either neil or gibbo should be on it.

see gibbo's reply to that topic about zanshin.

KOTEKOTEKOTEKOTE

samurai999

14th April 2006, 02:33 AM

nah.. Look up AliG's posts. I think they are funnier. Sorry gibb and niel.

"youz a 3danz quittaz"

Paikea

14th April 2006, 05:20 AM

2SwordStyle. I love a good tragic comedy.

The great I AM

15th April 2006, 01:35 AM

Sorry gibb and niel.May I submit this as my evidence to the court?

http://www.kendo-world.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7560

Possibly the funniest thing I've ever done with the internet, though my man Shinkenshi has to take some of the credit for it.

I make myself laugh.

Newbie

15th April 2006, 09:53 AM

I have to concur with Gibbo that the Bacon Shinken thread was perhaps the funniest thing I have ever in my entire life come across, except perhaps for Black Books and the concept of diet softdrinks being good for you, not worse than regular. I had a quick look when it was mentioned on a Hall of Fame Thread intending only to read the first couple and was up till five o'clock that morning LingMAO.

I still go back and read bits occassionally. Forwarded it to several people in my dojo. Should get a Pulitzer.

ScottUK

16th April 2006, 01:58 AM

Yup. You and Anjin-san need to be controlled, Mr G. It was almost unfunny to see that tool respond to your nonsense. :D

crabbi

16th April 2006, 02:17 AM

http://www.kendo-world.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7560

Possibly the funniest thing I've ever done with the internet, though my man Shinkenshi has to take some of the credit for it.

I make myself laugh.
Have to agree with you ref funniest thread... second only to aquatic windu...

But, just having re-read the thread and now put on some fresh underwear... I have to say that the most gifted comic on that thread was Easymeat... pure genius...!!!!