Das Hasselhoff

[Rookie M]

Nothing to do with kendo but even kendoka need some Hoff!

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-3382491587979249836

Enjoy

[DCPan]

Hey thanks,

Didn't know they had a version of KITT where the driver's side is on the right...at first I thought they just flipped the negative...but if you watch the making of, the car they used is made with driver seat on right.

[Lloromannic]

That is one of the most awful music videos I've ever seen along with this

http://www.molvania.com/video_medium_2.html

[Koffein]

:eek:

OOGA CHAKKA, HOOGA HOOGA, OOGA CHAKKA (http://youtube.com/watch?v=NwcLdCT3IsI)

[Awooga Guy]

Frickin awesome! Awooga Guy loves the Hoff. And so should you.

He brought down the Berlin wall you know.




That is all.

[Rookie M]

It just gets better
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lKuQXGrFSQ0&search=hasselhoff

[Rookie M]

And better.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=H-1qbL8d-ng&search=hasselhoff

[Awooga Guy]

Restecp!



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[Rookie M]

[quote=Awooga Guy]Frickin awesome! Awooga Guy loves the Hoff. And so should you.

He brought down the Berlin wall you know.

Can anyone find any footage of this, Oh the joy of reliving that moment in November 1989. The Man with the Iron Hair cut bringing down the Iron Curtain. Like the trumpeters of Jerico Das Hasselhoff's angelic voice sending orgasmic waves through the concrete. Concrete and steel crumbling before him like so many middle aged women.

When i grow up i want to be Das Hasselhoff.

[Rookie M]

Still can't find the berlin wall footage but thought i would bring you this
http://www.davidhasselhoff.com/

Das Hasselhoff's website looks like it has been a touch neglected but then i suppose he has been busy what with the charity work, the Knight Foundation, being Nick Fury and making love to countless beautiful ladies.

[Lloromannic]

David Hasselhoff, Berlin and one ugly jacket (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxAd2sHtMf0&search=hasselhoff)

[Rookie M]

Lloro you are a hero and a true follower of the cause.
You can't say that's an ugly jacket i just brought some new bogu that does that and it fookin' rules! although i can't find a piano patterned tenegui.
I thank you, the people of East German thank you and the kendo world thanks you. Medals all round.

[Koffein]

awesome!!!!!

need that jacket :D

[Awooga Guy]

Quality :) That's heritage that is. Awooga Guy is most pleased :)



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[Koffein]

"David Hasselhoff, also known as 'The Hoff,' among many aliases, recently confessed he's planning to star in his own musical."

USA Today (http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2006-06-27-hasselhoff-sidebar_x.htm)
Inside Entertainment (http://www.insideeonline.com/news/details/20060630-360/)

:eek:

[Lounge]

1. David Hasselhoff is the only man to ever defeat a
brick wall in a game of tennis.

2. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of
creatures David Hasselhoff allows to live.

3. When David Hasselhoff drinks pee, his asparagus
smells funny.

4. When David Hasselhoff was born, the nurse said,
"Holy Cow! That's David Hasselhoff!" Then she had sex
with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had
slept with.

5. When David Hasselhoff goes to donate blood, he
declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun
and a bucket.

6. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects
David Hasselhoff could use to kill you, including the
room itself.

7. The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely
around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from David
Hasselhoff and forgot to pay him back.

8. David Hasselhoff can count backwards from infinity.

9. Crop circles are David's way of telling the world
that sometimes corn needs to lie the f**k down.

10. When David Hasselhoff jumps into a body of water,
he doesn't get wet. The water gets David.

11. David Hasselhoff can divide by zero.

12. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness
Book of World Records it notes that all world records
are held by David Hasselhoff, and those listed in the
book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to
matching him.

13. David Hasselhoff is not lactose intolerant, he
just refuses to put up with lactose's s**t.

14. David Hasselhoff is the reason why Wally is
hiding.

15. David Hasselhoff can set ants on fire with a
magnifying glass. At night.

16. You are what you eat. That is why David Hasselhoff
diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears
of small children.

17. David Hasselhoff once beat Super Mario Bros 3
without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just
yelled at his TV and the game beat itself out of fear.

18. David Hasselhoff played Russian Roulette with a
fully loaded gun and won.

19. When David Hasselhoff does a push up, he isn't
lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

20. Whenever David Hasselhoff puts out a cigarette, he
throws it in slow motion into a long line of gasoline
and calmly walks away as an inferno erupts behind him.

21. David Hasselhoff invented black. In fact, he
invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except
pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

22. David Hasselhoff coined the phrase, "I could eat a
Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence.

23. David Hasselhoff haunts Freddy Krueger's
nightmares.

24. The eternal conundrum "what happens when an
unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was
finally solved when David Hasselhoff punched himself
in the face.


Legendary stats about the Hoff. Enjoy and then bask
in the glory of the Hoffmeister general.

[ScottUK]

Restecp!You all watch the right movies, AG.

[stephanie dee]

5. When David Hasselhoff goes to donate blood, he
declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun
and a bucket.

6. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects
David Hasselhoff could use to kill you, including the
room itself..... and all the rest....



Jesus H I think I just laughed so hard I peed!

[Lounge]

Jesus H I think I just laughed so hard I peed!
I will have to put a warning on my previous post :D ;)

[Koffein]

...talking about warnings....

DON'T CLICK HERE (http://www.johnberman.com/pics/funny/hasselhoff_puppies_2.jpg)
:)

[stephanie dee]

...talking about warnings....

DON'T CLICK HERE (http://www.johnberman.com/pics/funny/hasselhoff_puppies_2.jpg)
:)

Oh... good sweet mother of the one true Lord.... :eek: :cry: :spchless:

[ScottUK]

Aha, someone else who thinks the Hoff should be hung drawn & quartered - and then neutered... just in case.

[Lounge]

...talking about warnings....

DON'T CLICK HERE (http://www.johnberman.com/pics/funny/hasselhoff_puppies_2.jpg)
:)
You are wrong in the head... WRONG!!!

Im mean....

Who wants to see that?!?!?!?!?

URRRGGGHHH!!!!!

Those wrinkley dogs are just vile!!!!!

[Kitsune]

...talking about warnings....

DON'T CLICK HERE (http://www.johnberman.com/pics/funny/hasselhoff_puppies_2.jpg)
:)


MY EYES MY EYEEEES!!!!!!
How can you aloud me to whatch all this of the Hoff, specially the video and this pic!
The Jokes reminds me a lot Chuck Norris jokes...

[Awooga Guy]

Hahahahaha that's frickin 'orrible :) What's the forum coming to these days, it's a wretched hive of scum and villainy. Awooga Guy loves it.




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[Kitsune]

Dude,those are all Chuck Norris facts...

[Rookie M]

...talking about warnings....

DON'T CLICK HERE (http://www.johnberman.com/pics/funny/hasselhoff_puppies_2.jpg)
:)

Wowzers!!! The senstive core of the man of steel. Now i know what the ladies see in him. Gentlemen it may well be time to hang up our lucky pulling pants, shave our heads and pack ourselves off to the monestery.
I for one know i will never be able to compete with that level of self belief in my sexuality.

[Lounge]

Dude,those are all Chuck Norris facts...
No thery're not!!!!! if you go to the original site there are facts about Chuck Norris, Mr. T and Vin Diesel

Random facts... (http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=mrt)

You only know what you have been taught, you have not yet been to the spring!!! To learn is to seek your own truth, not just to accept the truth of others.

There are also ramdom generators for many other people too!!

Buuuurrrnnn!!!! :D

(Please re-read the above with a light hearted smile... now you understand :))

[Awooga Guy]

Lounge: Harsh but fair :)




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[Lounge]

Lounge: Harsh but fair :)




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Like the 'ickle text says read with a smile, not meant nastily, more informativley ;)