Attention all know it all's!

[Kendokami]

I have recently learned that Ignatz pleasures himself with a greased shinai handle while typeing away on his keyboard!
I also know that Niel Grendzwile does the same thing only wothout the grease and with the help of a small, blind midget!
Gooday!:evolved: :evolved:

[Awooga Guy]

Yes mate.




That is all.

[ScottUK]

Wowzer. You must be a cage-fighter, what with all the bravery you are displaying - typing anonymously from a second account. What a solo-fornicator you are.

Maybe the mods can cross-ref an IP addy?

[Mr. T.]

kendokami,

I changed this post. I wanted to call you something nasty, but you're not worth responding.

[ScottUK]

Mr T, you were right first time...

Kendokami (http://www.moviewavs.com/0085934086/WAVS/Movies/Ace_Ventura/loser.wav)

[Kitsune]

WTF????????????????????

[ScottUK]

Fret ye not, young kendo babe. Its just a young fellow who can't get laid...

[Kapplow]

I have recently learned that Ignatz pleasures himself with a greased shinai handle while typeing away on his keyboard!
I also know that Niel Grendzwile does the same thing only wothout the grease and with the help of a small, blind midget!
Gooday!:evolved: :evolved:


I smell Gibbo and his jokes.

[rainmaker]

I am not sure if I can write any bad word in this forum... but I will anyway...

c h i c k e n s h i t......


I have recently learned that Ignatz pleasures himself with a greased shinai handle while typeing away on his keyboard!
I also know that Niel Grendzwile does the same thing only wothout the grease and with the help of a small, blind midget!
Gooday!:evolved: :evolved:

[Ignatz]

I seriously doubt that Neil has a blind midget.

[D'Artagnan]

I seriously doubt that Neil has a blind midget.



What?? Of course he does!

I got one free with my bougu...

[KhawMengLee]

I got one free with my bougu...

Is it Ginger too?

[D'Artagnan]

Is it Ginger too?



Yeah, but don't tell him...:wink:

[neko kenshi]

I have recently learned that Ignatz pleasures himself with a greased shinai handle while typeing away on his keyboard!
I also know that Niel Grendzwile does the same thing only wothout the grease and with the help of a small, blind midget!
Gooday!:evolved: :evolved:

Math: Insult + Sensei = Bad.

[pgsmith]

Niel Grendzwile

Huh? :confused:

[Kenzan]

This thread is cho-baka.

[joekc6nlx]

Fret ye not, young kendo babe. Its just a young fellow who can't get laid...

As opposed to, say, us old fellows who can't get laid?

Kendokami, you who think you know everything are very irritating to those of us who do.

[ScottUK]

As opposed to, say, us old fellows who can't get laid?I can only assume that at least you've had your day... :D

[Ignatz]

http://bullwinkle.toonzone.net/mrknow4.wav

:rolleyes:

you might have to cut and paste the link.

[joekc6nlx]

I can only assume that at least you've had your day... :D

Safe assumption - I was married for 21 years.....and yes, the marriage was consummated.

[ScottUK]

Safe assumption - I was married for 21 years.....and yes, the marriage was consummated.Hehe, then you have one-up on our virginal mouthpiece then... :D

[The great I AM]

I smell Gibbo and his jokes.Kiss mine, sweet thing. If I want to say shit like that then I use the one and only user account that I have. You should know that at least by now...

[pgsmith]

Kiss mine, sweet thing. If I want to say shit like that then I use the one and only user account that I have. You should know that at least by now...
Besides that, Gibbo knows how to spell, and he would have done a much better job at slinging insults. :)

[KhawMengLee]

Besides that, Gibbo knows how to spell, and he would have done a much better job at slinging insults. :)

Plus, Gibbo already owns a blind midget gimp...he may be a sexually degenerate pervert(Hail to our King!) but a hypocrite he ain't.:D

[Paikea]

Hear that bell in the distance? You should be banned...

[The great I AM]

Besides that, Gibbo knows how to spellI shoor doo.

[rottunpunk]

is it always the same trolls that come back? or is the world blessed with many of them?
i have no need of a blind midget
i want one of those sprite sprites, or an aero mouse-cute.
:p

[drizzt]

Hear ye hear ye, the beatings will commense in an orderly fashion, please line up for the verbal bashings.

[LarsCW]

AH well the next can of trolls seem to have been opened again. Must be the heat going to their head.

You know preasure building up in this damn heat can bursting open, before you know it several cans open and we have a troll fest.

If anyone would mind to learn then to type.

Doesn't seem this one really puts much effort into getting it right, must be having similair kendo skills then or other skills in life I asume.

[Kendokami]

no porky, I have plenty of effort, I just wanted to see how many and who would chime in to a thread about flames. It is a litmus of the Axxhole ratio on the forum in general.
You knew it was to be offensive and still you looked. Some of you several times. I think there is medication for that.
:jaguar: :emb: :smoker: :confused2 :ko: :pirate: :ditsy: :sleeping:

[ScottUK]

Dude, you rock. I wish I was a virgin again... with no friends. And a spotty face. And a big backyard that I could pretend was a dojo.

Kendokami (http://www.daedalusdesign.co.uk/utilities/fun/cuckoo.jpg)

I bow to you, o great sensei.

[h2o]

Dude, you rock. I wish I was a virgin again... with no friends. And a spotty face. And a big backyard that I could pretend was a dojo.

Kendokami (http://www.daedalusdesign.co.uk/utilities/fun/cuckoo.jpg)

I bow to you, o great sensei.

Ahhh, the wonders of digital image editing. Nice work there Scott :)
And yeah, I'd be very suprised if kendokami gets laid in the next 10 years or so. :D

[The great I AM]

no porky, I have plenty of effort, I just wanted to see how many and who would chime in to a thread about flames. It is a litmus of the Axxhole ratio on the forum in general.
You knew it was to be offensive and still you looked. Some of you several times. I think there is medication for that.
:jaguar: :emb: :smoker: :confused2 :ko: :pirate: :ditsy: :sleeping:I'll say this for your own good chap, get outside, make a few friends, go out, find a girl, get some "chow", have a good time. We, in the real world, like to call this "LIFE" and find that rather than issuing random insults around because we don't like what somebody else writes on an internet forum, involving ourselves in it can be fun and ultimately fulfilling. Alternatively, get yourself over to strangeass.com, have that cry-wank you've been promising yourself lately, and then post some dead animals to your old school teachers to make you feel better. Make sure to have your cry wank wearing your mothers clothes and some workmans boots, to complete the experience and confirm that you are on the slow road to self destruction. Then go and re-read your favourite comic.

Then when you are done, you may even have time enough on your hands to reply to this and call me names like "pissant", or "axxhole" or something else as equally creative. I will be waiting. Not for long I imagine either.....at least this shit brightens up my work day! I've been here for 2 hours already and have done nothing more strenuous than type and drink coffee!

Now, entertain me!

[ender84567]

why does this fourm attract so many of the vicious type trolls? i can understand backyard budo trolls but by my stars there are more people here flaming the obvious respected and more knowledgeable members, you all must have been killing kittens in a past life.

[rottunpunk]

nice typing gibbo. that must be good coffee you've got.
or it could be the same bloody kid again ender. its boring now. budo trolls are way more fun
:p

[Mukdo_Centered]

Jeez, is that how pathetic your life is? That you must entertain yourself by slining 3rd grade insults to people you dont know? Come on man, if your going to insult someone at least make it funny, jeez.
AND FOR EVERYONE ELSE! There's nothing wrong with virginity, I'm quite proud of mine ^__^

[ScottUK]

AND FOR EVERYONE ELSE! There's nothing wrong with virginity, I'm quite proud of mine ^__^Good for you. The problem lies with those who wanna get laid but can't - so they make everyone else's life miserable (or at least try to)...

[Mukdo_Centered]

aaaaah, gotcha! my mistake ^__^

[Jon Palombi]

Well, isn't this some strange behavior for those practicing the sword? Get your self together, Junior!
I must admit, I looked into this thread to understand the pychie of Kendokami, ( Junior. ), and look what kind of rediculous crap we have here...I can only say. " blah, blah, blah..." adding to that, Get serious about kendo, and life in general. Fun is fun. But don't be such an annoying brat!

Yours in martial Spirit, Jon Palombi

[crabbi]

Just thought I'd comment that know-it-alls shouldn't have an apostrophe... that's the only thing worth commenting on in this thread...

[Genya]

What´s the meaning of this thread? Why waste good time starting a new thread that is of no meaning?

[crabbi]

What´s the meaning of this thread? Why waste good time starting a new thread that is of no meaning?
Very good point Genya.... perhaps we could start a new thread on this topic...?

[rottunpunk]

Very good point Genya.... perhaps we could start a new thread on this topic...?
hurhur :D
:P

[Mokujin77]

It just sounds like painfully bad attention seeking. After all, he knew he'd get a reaction if he targetted two of the most respected members of this forum.

Kid, if you want attention, I hear paracetamol overdoses are back in fashion. :devious:

[Jon Palombi]

Again, I hear something of swordsmanship elluded to in these responces. Nobody walks a perfect line. I can remeber many stupid moments in my life. Whether we aim towards self-improvement in our technique and understanding of our Art, or we shoot our infantile mouths off about vulgar nonsense? Come on...when do we prctice discipline?
I am glad that so many practitioners of the Way of the sword, have dignified this honorable website with thier high ideals and martial Spirit! We are not alone. We advance into the new millenium, towards the future of traditional swordsmanship.
Keep it clear and meaninful, Jon Palombi

[Jon Palombi]

In retrospect, the latest comment I posted sounds preachy and repromandive. Is that a word? Sorry, Guys, sometimes i get ahead of myself. What I really mean to say is, "We cannot advance in our training without behaving within the code of Bushido. Are we vulgar baffoons? Are we serious about the sword? I know this is the Flames side of the line, but, come on... would you look your Sensei, your Mother, your Grandmother in the eyes and utter this nonsense? Why bring dishonor to our tradition? Do you think we live in a vacuum?
people in other schools, other traditions, other cultures may look into everything we offer them. So, what have you got to say about your own path in swordsmanship? Look into Yourelf. There is a great potential for understanding, in this great Science we call the Sword.
I am happy to see such devotion to the Way of Swordsmanship alive on this site. Not-withstanding, we live in the 21st. century, we cannot embody the same level of urgency. Regardless, nothing we chirp about, or slice to pieces, can compare to the Honor, Spirit, and beauty our Fore-Masters, who's lives depended on emptyness of mind. With respect given to these Masters, again. keep it clean and be ready to bring Honor to our Art at a moments notice.

Yours in Martial Spirit, Jon

[xvikingx]

We cannot advance in our training without behaving within the code of Bushido.
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we live in the 21st. century,

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