The Seven Smutty Samurai Chat Thread [Archive] - Page 10

karai

3rd May 2008, 12:09 AM

Never write something in haste and accidently press post

Let this be a lesson to all

K, here's Sephiroth in Advent Children. You only get to see him fight, then he bites the dust.

http://www.youtube.com/swf/l.swf?video_id=Svrg6HIaAL8&rel=1&eurl=
&iurl=http%3A//i.ytimg.com/vi/Svrg6HIaAL8/default.jpg&t=OEgsToPDsk
JcwkeRSq9M53sjgCCTG5EA

that's the full URL.

Ask if you want a high quality small picture. Have fun, and thanks for watching me fight Cloud. Cloud is innocent, he just wants to save his poor friends from an untimely demise at the hands of my six foot blade.

Kenzan

6th May 2008, 06:19 AM

You have a dirty mind, (http://apps.rockyou.com/images/facebook/apps/superwall/2008_03_17_dirty_mind.jpg) my friend.
:D

Obukan_dude

6th May 2008, 10:23 AM

http://mdn.mainichi.jp/culture/waiwai/news/20080428p2g00m0dm003000c.html

Puts "I'm Lovin' It" in a whole new context, huh?

Fred27

6th May 2008, 08:41 PM

Have you guys every image-googled "smutty" for fun? :)

This is what I got from me latest search:

"Birthdayboobs" (http://www.bonaviabakery.com/images/adult/birthdayBoobs.jpg)

(Its prolly worksafe..unless you are working in a religious establishment.) :D

gholam

7th May 2008, 12:36 AM

Sparv

7th May 2008, 07:46 AM

Maybe you have too much spare time...

That's not the first and certainly not the last time we read this line ;)

shred_lord

21st May 2008, 08:16 PM

THIS IS HORRIFIC!!! (http://shizzville.com/turtle-rape-video) :D

Spendius

24th May 2008, 12:19 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snkGhWFV2a4 (quite safe for work)

rottunpunk

24th May 2008, 01:23 AM

hehe excellent
must spread more rep spendius sorry
:p

Spendius

27th May 2008, 06:58 PM

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/9350/ski2xw7.jpg

xvikingx

27th May 2008, 07:07 PM

Whatever happened to Meng?

Spendius

27th May 2008, 07:27 PM

This one is ace, but the whole webcomic is gold:

http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF082-Snail_Harassment.jpg

Paburo

27th May 2008, 07:33 PM

Whatever happened to Meng?
who knows... i think he's kinda active on friendster. but friendster sucks. so try facebook? he's active there too... somewhat lol. cheers.

Sparv

28th May 2008, 05:47 AM

Driver, follow this bike! (http://www.wackyarchives.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/radar-6.jpg)

rottunpunk

29th May 2008, 07:33 AM

hehe, you are all geniusessess
but check out mike_molloy's number plate
true smutty samurai-ism
http://img519.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img1621fz3.jpg
:p

Kenzan

29th May 2008, 07:34 AM

hehe, you are all geniusessess
but check out mike_molloy's number plate
true smutty samurai-ism
http://img519.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img1621fz3.jpg
:p

Conflagrations, you are the 999th vistor.
Click here to claim your prize.

Schweet!

:D

Sparv

31st May 2008, 08:52 PM

eat the forbidden fuit (http://www.i-condom.com/)

(worksafe)

Don't forget to click on "view" to see the video.

rottunpunk

4th June 2008, 12:31 AM

this is one i got by email today
in engligh its arseicons of course ;)

We all know those cute little computer symbols called
"emoticons," where:
: ) means a smile and
: ( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by :-) :-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

Obukan_dude

4th June 2008, 10:03 AM

The merciless and tight-checked KWF server will not allow me to give some well deserved Rep...damn...

Spendius

9th June 2008, 01:19 AM

I guess "dumbass" is appropriate:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7441495.stm

Fred27

9th June 2008, 01:27 AM

Miss Vulva..You are a genius :)

"must spred rep etc etc".

this is one i got by email today
in engligh its arseicons of course ;)

We all know those cute little computer symbols called
"emoticons," where:
: ) means a smile and
: ( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by :-) :-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

rottunpunk

9th June 2008, 05:12 AM

ah thanks. but its really not my work

need to upload some photos of my findings properly soon
:p

Decado

9th June 2008, 05:52 AM

Funny stuff posted by Debz

Well, bugger me, I must spread rep, etc, ad infinitum.

Oh, hang on a minute! Wouldn't that cause

(_*_) a sore ass

:eek:

Spendius

10th June 2008, 01:58 AM

For the euro cup, a samsung commercial (not really sfw)

http://www.beautifulperformance.com/

rottunpunk

10th June 2008, 09:09 AM

heh. a telly with porn that comes out in 3D :D
:p

Spendius

13th June 2008, 07:29 PM

Optician (http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/1741/opticiansh9.jpg)
sign (http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/5807/thongsrv5.jpg)
shower (http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/1636/showeris1.jpg)
milf (http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/6986/milfyl5.jpg)
bear (http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/6114/smbearou2.jpg)
hillary (http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/9532/hillaryup5.jpg)

Fred27

13th June 2008, 08:22 PM

milf (http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/6986/milfyl5.jpg)

What really ruins this one is the fact there are three dudes grinning in the back row. :D

SmellsLikeBogu

18th June 2008, 08:18 AM

so much smut to catch up :D

rottunpunk

18th June 2008, 08:48 PM

finnish crisps http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=494288&id=512444543
more to come when i dig out the photos
imageshack wont let me upload them for some reason
:p

SmellsLikeBogu

19th June 2008, 10:06 AM

finnish crisps http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=494288&id=512444543
more to come when i dig out the photos
imageshack wont let me upload them for some reason
:p

perhaps Imageshack can't handle the megapussi!

ccheck5

19th June 2008, 10:10 AM

perhaps Imageshack can't handle the megapussi!
man i'm hungry for some right now

nonamehandle

19th June 2008, 07:57 PM

What really ruins this one is the fact there are three dudes grinning in the back row. :D

they're trying to appeal to all orientations...

Sparv

19th June 2008, 08:54 PM

The creature editor (http://www.spore.com/ftl) of spore was released a few days ago.

I'm still asking myself if this (http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=FHI--f1SOcs) is funny or just dumb. I think it's funny...

Spendius

20th June 2008, 02:07 AM

Get naked everyone !

http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/the%2BBPA/video/x5t4se_the-bpa-toe-jam_music

rottunpunk

20th June 2008, 02:17 AM

hehe ace :D
:p

rottunpunk

20th June 2008, 02:20 AM

I'm still asking myself if this (http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=FHI--f1SOcs) is funny or just dumb. I think it's funny...

see what happens when you cross willy dna with a hamster
lesson to all scientists there :D

must spread more round sorry
:p

Fred27

20th June 2008, 02:34 AM

I'm still asking myself if this (http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=FHI--f1SOcs) is funny or just dumb. I think it's funny...

Hm..imagine what kind of "size matters" debates this new race will have :D

Fred27

20th June 2008, 02:35 AM

Oh, speaking of which...This creature must be the inbred version of the above monster:
http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=vPKvwd9vJZY&feature=related

rottunpunk

20th June 2008, 03:33 AM

i findi myself watching this crap though im not sure why
theres a few of them

if its a bloke inventer why not make booby monsters?
:p

Sparv

20th June 2008, 05:24 AM

if its a bloke inventer why not make booby monsters?
:p

you ask, you get (http://www.gamesradar.com/f/spore-biology-lesson/a-2008061712259320040)

Even on the official website (http://www.spore.com/sporepedia#qry=srch-boob%3Asast-500001486090)

It's harder to make boobs than cocks.

Maku-san

20th June 2008, 05:36 AM

you ask, you get (http://www.gamesradar.com/f/spore-biology-lesson/a-2008061712259320040)

Even on the official website (http://www.spore.com/sporepedia#qry=srch-boob%3Asast-500001486090)

It's harder to make boobs than cocks.

:eek:

Yeah, but.... I prefer the former, than the latter, so it doesn't really matter....:jaguar:

Spendius

28th June 2008, 12:22 AM

not really work safe, but I know most of you will enjoy these. I say no more or I would spoil.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXg8aQax78o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNkisFqy2LM

SmellsLikeBogu

28th June 2008, 07:23 PM

who wouldn't love a massage from one of these: (http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2008/06/chair_01.jpg)

rottunpunk

28th June 2008, 08:19 PM

hurhur
i especially love the sign in the shop behind it
:p

SmellsLikeBogu

30th June 2008, 08:31 AM

Poor cd Design (http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/2333/1199567761828um5.jpg)

and this one is especially for Kenzan! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)

shred_lord

11th July 2008, 02:29 AM

I wasn't sure about sharing this but I guess insanity shared is insanity halved

http://www.vimeo.com/1223566

corwyn

11th July 2008, 02:31 AM

I wasn't sure about sharing this but I guess insanity shared is insanity halved

http://www.vimeo.com/1223566

But half of infinity is still infinity...

EDIT: Oh my...I just started watching the video. :eek: Holy cleavage, Batman!

EDIT2: I'm still laughing about the "subtle innuendo" at the end. :D

shred_lord

17th July 2008, 01:43 AM

Hmm, Classic Smut!

http://www.voshy.com/videos/view.php?id=nude-art_eorna

Inner_Silence

17th July 2008, 02:45 AM

Poor cd Design (http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/2333/1199567761828um5.jpg)

and this one is especially for Kenzan! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)

that cant be a video for kenzan, in that time when he was already old, hair grease did exist but the using of it was a felony in the eyes of inquisition...

Kenzan

17th July 2008, 02:51 AM

that cant be a video for kenzan, in that time when he was already old, hair grease did exist but the using of it was a felony in the eyes of inquisition...

I'll have you know that it was not Gel or oil, but a new invention called Mousse', that fueled my flock-of-seagulls (http://www.bmusic.com.au/links/whatsnew/newsletters/archives/images/afos_2.jpg) do.

Now get of my lawn you kids!

Kenzan

17th July 2008, 02:51 AM

that cant be a video for kenzan, in that time when he was already old, hair grease did exist but the using of it was a felony in the eyes of inquisition...

I'll have you know that it was not Gel, but a new invention called Mousse', that fueled my flock-of-seagulls (http://www.bmusic.com.au/links/whatsnew/newsletters/archives/images/afos_2.jpg) do.

Now get of my lawn you damn kids!

Inner_Silence

17th July 2008, 02:54 AM

http://www.voshy.com/videos/view.php?id=nvv6u7x0

hehehe

Maku-san

17th July 2008, 05:09 AM

Double posting isn't a sign of senility... but Viagrity. :smiley:

Kenzan

17th July 2008, 06:04 AM

Double posting isn't a sign of senility... but Viagrity. :smiley:

My mind is as exactly think as it sound you are.

...Now remind me later to Pickle the Cheese Whiz and keep those kittens out of
my egg salad.

Maku-san

17th July 2008, 06:44 AM

My mind is as exactly think as it sound you are.

...Now remind me later to Pickle the Cheese Whiz and keep those kittens out of
my egg salad.

Noted... and while we're at it... don't forget to burn the dog and wash the CD's.

Kenzan

17th July 2008, 06:46 AM

Noted... and while we're at it... don't forget to burn the dog and wash the CD's.

Done and Done!

It's Like my Grandpappy used to always say:

Why is a Penguin not like a Checker-piece?

..Because horses don't eat lightbulbs.

Maku-san

17th July 2008, 06:48 AM

Done and Done!

It's Like my Grandpappy used to always say:

Why is a Penguin not like a Checker-piece?

..Because horses don't eat lightbulbs.

Wise man, that one! :)

Fred27

17th July 2008, 08:03 AM

Your word puzzles are creeping me out O_o

Maku-san

17th July 2008, 10:17 AM

Your word puzzles are creeping me out O_o

It's because you have not been properly assimilated into Squirrel Jedi Culture, Fred-san. Only the truly Nutz can appreciate the nuances and Esprit de Corps of the SJ's.

Not that you're not welcome to become one, though... :smiley:

Spendius

17th July 2008, 04:01 PM

nice music video clip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xElIik0Ys0) (not as good as shredlord's russian one though)

Spendius

23rd July 2008, 11:07 PM

Best invention since bacon salt:
http://www.turkishdailynews.com.tr/article.php?enewsid=64173

Spendius

20th August 2008, 08:15 PM

Better not watch this just before lunch, as I'm doing right now (worksafe)
http://current.com/items/88817277_penis_restaurant

SmellsLikeBogu

27th August 2008, 11:56 PM

http://www.fukung.net/v/776/xmasbukkake.jpg
gna gna

cidergeorge

28th August 2008, 12:48 AM

Who me with my reputation? Nice one SLB

Spendius

28th August 2008, 09:48 PM

http://www.fukung.net/v/6691/image001wc1.jpg

NorthernKendoka

28th August 2008, 10:02 PM

Smut evolution in Japan (safe for work).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLrO0am5j54

corwyn

28th August 2008, 11:16 PM

Smut evolution in Japan (safe for work).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLrO0am5j54

Yikes!

Where's Kenzan's ASCII pic of the guy holding his head in his hand?

SmellsLikeBogu

29th August 2008, 04:06 AM

I can't believe its not butter (http://funny.picturepie.com/images/buttery_vajayjay.jpg)

Awooga Guy

29th August 2008, 05:06 AM

Holy crap this thread is still going??

Awooga Guy is most pleased :)

That is all.

Fred27

29th August 2008, 05:53 AM

That is all.

Actually..Much more to come! ;)

Maku-san

29th August 2008, 06:40 AM

I can't believe its not butter (http://funny.picturepie.com/images/buttery_vajayjay.jpg)

Hide it before someone does the disgusting thing with it!!! :eek:

Wife: "Honey....what's with the butter this morning? It has a little "wang" to it."

SmellsLikeBogu

29th August 2008, 10:51 PM

Holy crap this thread is still going??

Awooga Guy is most pleased :)

That is all.
awooga guy is still going? we are most pleased!

ScottUK

29th August 2008, 11:22 PM

awooga guy is still going? we are most pleased!Until Saturday (http://www.kendo-world.com/forum/showthread.php?t=18923)... ;)

Newbie

29th August 2008, 11:40 PM

Depends on how quickly he can get to the post-nuptials! :eek:

SmellsLikeBogu

30th August 2008, 12:11 AM

as this is they smut thread, Ill keep the smut contained here:

May he tsuki mrs awooga into having tons of tiny awoogas!

Sparv

30th August 2008, 01:59 AM

tons of tiny awoogas!

holy shit! We are doomed!

SmellsLikeBogu

30th August 2008, 07:20 PM

they will surely take over the world ....

oh well, off to tamiza cup :D

Spendius

1st September 2008, 10:25 PM

oh well, off to tamiza cup :D
Sorry SLB, that's another kendo event I didn't take advantage of to come and chat with you. You didn't stay for a drink after the tournament ?

SmellsLikeBogu

4th September 2008, 06:39 PM

I didnt stay till the end, we didnt have an opponent in the first round, and I should've got at least one point on my opponent in the second, but I was really crap. My head wasn't in the right spot. I did have a few drinks in the bar though :p

Anyways more smut!
Hanna Montana candy (http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2008/09/03/Hannah-Montana-bad-candy.aspx)

Spendius

18th September 2008, 07:05 PM

Ahhh... US politics (http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=C0kGc6UEGVc).

SmellsLikeBogu

23rd September 2008, 01:08 AM

http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/naughty/140503/taxi.jpg

spendius your link is broken :(

corwyn

23rd September 2008, 01:46 AM

spendius your link is broken :(

Worked for me, just had to log in to see it.

Spendius

24th September 2008, 06:18 PM

Do not try this at home (or anywhere, really):

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench/?takeit

rottunpunk

6th October 2008, 06:55 AM

Paburo

6th October 2008, 09:10 PM

so we were in this tech type shop thing called fnac the other day
and i came across this
http://img503.imageshack.us/my.php?image=29082008235uu4.jpg
theres a whole line of them
thrustmaster, suitable for all geeky teenagers who spend way too much time in their bedroom looking at lara croft on their pc :D
:p
i go to fnac often... now that you mention it debz, there is a whole variety of products under the brand 'thrustmaster'.... even ps2/3 dual-SHOCK GAMEpads with..... enhanced vibration function..... :D :D

rottunpunk

7th October 2008, 01:14 AM

arf. indeed :D
:p

corwyn

7th October 2008, 02:36 AM

Thrustmaster has been making game controllers for years. I've had several Thrustmaster...ahem...joysticks...for my PC.

:p

Fred27

7th October 2008, 07:16 PM

An excellent batto photo (http://forbiddenplanet.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/Lucy%20Lawless%20Xena%20samurai.jpg)

:D

Webalistic

9th October 2008, 07:59 PM

Dit you forget about Miss Japan (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_87IqIxH9E9U/R0vBL32_WOI/AAAAAAAAIj0/zhwE3WzFOHA/s1600/mis379v.jpg) Fred?

Spendius

10th October 2008, 07:32 PM

Dit you forget about Miss Japan (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_87IqIxH9E9U/R0vBL32_WOI/AAAAAAAAIj0/zhwE3WzFOHA/s1600/mis379v.jpg) Fred?

Ahh broken link...

Anyway lots of fnar pics on failblog, I know some of you will like this one (http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/fail-owned-dingleberry-name-fail.jpg).

Spendius

3rd November 2008, 10:50 PM

This thread is dying, something must be done. Free maple syrup (http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-vermont-syrup-graphic-design-fail1.jpg) for anyone who posts here !

Maku-san

4th November 2008, 06:45 AM

This thread is dying, something must be done. Free maple syrup (http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-vermont-syrup-graphic-design-fail1.jpg) for anyone who posts here !

I'd use it on Miss Japan.... :evil:

Webalistic

8th November 2008, 01:25 PM

Ahh broken link...
Ah drat! this one (http://www3.santabanta.com/wallpapers/rating.asp?catid=619379) then?

Fonsz

23rd January 2009, 07:14 PM

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/23/world/europe/23crapstone.html
It's been a while so here's my contribution to this famous thread.

Spendius

23rd January 2009, 09:51 PM

Same here, I was afraid this thread would die.

Here is a link (http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/01/13/thanko-rolls-out-usb-boob-warmer/) for the smutty geeky samuraiettes to help them survive that cold winter:

Maku-san

24th January 2009, 04:32 AM

Ah drat! this one (http://www3.santabanta.com/wallpapers/rating.asp?catid=619379) then?

My, oh, my! That stinkin' Viagra WORKS!!!! :eek: :laugh:

Webalistic

26th January 2009, 01:19 AM

My, oh, my! That stinkin' Viagra WORKS!!!! :eek: :laugh:

You need viagra with that??? :D :wink:

Maku-san

26th January 2009, 01:30 AM

You need viagra with that??? :D :wink:

Come lemme hit ya with my shinai, you young whippersnapper!!! :evil:

Chaby

6th February 2009, 01:08 AM

There are some really nice flash games these days,

Like this one for example. (http://www.gamebad.com/game/spank-the-booty/act/window)

:D

Mokujin77

10th February 2009, 04:39 AM

I apologise profusely in advance for this one. :emb:

Axe Wound! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thFjTo6r4gg)

Spendius

12th February 2009, 07:53 PM

Blue (https://www.gobaz.com/prodpage.asp?ProdID=6889)or yellow (http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/duck-with-a-dick.html)? Not very subtle I'm afraid.

Newbie

13th February 2009, 07:42 AM

People keep trying to sell me viagra. What are they trying to suggest??!!

Spendius

16th February 2009, 10:58 PM

Thank you xkcd for shedding light on a grey area of the US english language: the base system (http://xkcd.com/540/).

satsumaruma

17th February 2009, 03:05 AM

People keep trying to sell me viagra. What are they trying to suggest??!!

...that maybe they think you have had a sex change?:eek::silly:

Maku-san

17th February 2009, 05:31 AM

People keep trying to sell me viagra. What are they trying to suggest??!!

That you need some stiffie-nippies??? You know... top-siders?? Brighter headlights? Oh, never miiiinnnndddd.... :silly:

Chaby

18th February 2009, 11:36 PM

Behold:
The Ball Buster (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhl7f5IPoV8)

:D

Obukan_dude

24th February 2009, 06:45 AM

Headline from the Entertainment section in this morning's Oregonian:
"If an actor needs a buff & puff, that banana will have to wait".

(Here's (http://www.azcentral.com/ent/movies/articles/2009/02/10/20090210moviespeak.html) the article if anyone's interested.)

Mokujin77

4th April 2009, 10:01 AM

Saw this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&NR=1) and thought of you guys.

Er....wait, no that came out all wrong... :confused:

KhawMengLee

22nd April 2009, 01:56 AM

Saw this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&NR=1) and thought of you guys.

Er....wait, no that came out all wrong... :confused:

Heh, I go AWOL for a few years and when I get back its good to see nothing has changed. Hahahahahahahahahahaa

ScottUK

22nd April 2009, 02:46 AM

Welcome back, King of Perv. We've missed you.

Mokujin77

27th April 2009, 06:27 AM

Welcome back, King of Perv. We've missed you.

He he, amen to that! :D

Spendius

20th May 2009, 09:41 PM

Japan made... where else ?
http://media.knuttz.net/funny/090518/knuttz_ueba_15.jpg

corwyn

20th May 2009, 10:15 PM

Japan made... where else ?
http://media.knuttz.net/funny/090518/knuttz_ueba_15.jpg

Unfortunately, hotlinking isn't allowed from that site...

corwyn

20th May 2009, 10:28 PM

Unfortunately, hotlinking isn't allowed from that site...

Duh..it's too early for me. You can just copy/paste into the browser directly, then it doesn't get filtered :)

Same place, #32 instead (knuttz_ueba_32.jpg), shows that backyard ninjery exists everywhere, apparently...

Jordan Lavin

2nd June 2009, 09:58 AM

Saw this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&NR=1) and thought of you guys.

Er....wait, no that came out all wrong... :confused:

It disturbs how fast that video grew the video count is as of this posting time.

48,942,514 views OH MY GOD IT'S OVER 9,000...damn internet. Anyway things are way to perverted.Like video games for example what they need to do is get back to our roots in the 1970's . You know Good ole Atari (http://www.carobinson.com/Games/ATARI%20-%20GOTCHA.jpg)

You saw it? Yeah that is not a trackball. That is a joystick with a top over it. To umm...stimulate.

ScottUK

17th June 2009, 12:23 AM

David G

17th June 2009, 01:00 AM

In the sleepy village of Erbum near the town of Tillet in Hertfordshire, lives a woman called Susan Lykes. She is the landlady of the local pub "The Cock Inn." All her post is addressed to:

Sue Lykes
The Cock Inn
Erbum, Tillet
Herts

I originally heard this address as:

Miss Ivy Lykes,
The Cock Well Inn,
Tillett,
Herts.

Yours is ruder . . . . and possibly funnier . . .

rottunpunk

26th June 2009, 06:09 PM

A search for kendo on ebay came up with this:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Art-Kane-Stern-Topless-Japanese-Kendo-Print-1983_W0QQitemZ370165155435QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_ar t_prints_GL?hash=item562f90066b&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=65%3A12%7C66%3A2%7C39%3A1%7C72%3A1688%7C 240%3A1318%7C301%3A0%7C293%3A4%7C294%3A50
Arf
:p

Fred27

26th June 2009, 09:47 PM

ScottUK

26th June 2009, 09:53 PM

oooo! I'm tempted to begin kendo right now! :D...because you're a tit? ;)

Hisham

27th June 2009, 12:29 AM