The Seven Smutty Samurai Chat Thread

[Fred27]

I'm a wee bit weak on the lingo-thingie here. "Sticky Toffee" doesn't make much smutty sense to me :)..nor "Ginger Syrup".

[ScottUK]

Auntie's Beef Jerky wasn't there... :(

I guess 'A' then...

[Lounge]

Auntie's Beef Jerky wasn't there... :(

I guess 'A' then...
Ah the hermaphrodite approach nice!!


I'm a wee bit weak on the lingo-thingie here. "Sticky Toffee" doesn't make much smutty sense to me ..nor "Ginger Syrup".
Dude, I'm disapointed!!! Aunties ginger syrup was my personal favorite!!!
How can I explain without being explicit!!! Ginger hair + aroused woman... I hope this helps otherwise it's gonna have to be a PM!!! the rest should now slip into place ;) (oh matron!)

[kartoffelngeist]

A is funny, but it's a bit obviously smutty, almost cliché.

Got to be B for me...

[ScottUK]

Ah the hermaphrodite approach nice!!Maybe beef jerky is a hobby of Aunties'...?

[Lounge]

Maybe beef jerky is a hobby of Aunties'...?
It was more in regard to the "I guess 'A' then..." comment.

I took beef jerky to be the same as beef curtains!!! lol :spchless:

[Awooga Guy]

Auntie's Spotted Dick?

You sure do have an interesting family Lounge :)

PS Glad you're keeping the smutty camera phone patrol up :)






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[Fred27]

Dude, I'm disapointed!!! Aunties ginger syrup was my personal favorite!!!
How can I explain without being explicit!!! Ginger hair + aroused woman... I hope this helps otherwise it's gonna have to be a PM!!! the rest should now slip into place ;) (oh matron!)


Oh! :D Gotcha..You've changed my view of syrup forever though :p

[NorthernKendoka]

I'll go fo C, A was a bit too obvious for me, true smut lies in the mind of the beholder.

[Lounge]

I'll go fo C, A was a bit too obvious for me, true smut lies in the mind of the beholder.
Thats why I LOOOOOVE Ginger syrup.... I think I need help!!!! :pirate: HARRRRR

[ScottUK]

Lounge has turned into Bloodninja (http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm)...!

[Fred27]

Lounge has turned into Bloodninja (http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm)...!

Haha! Dammit! Now I got coffee all over the monitor again :p

[Obukan_dude]

OK Smutty Samurai vote

Which is the smuttiest?

number D (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5788/dnm9.jpg)
My Smutty Sense is tingling...Number D it is!

[chidokan]

Do you realise this is the longest, most read thread on kendoworld??? Congratulations everyone!!! I'm glad to see your life doesnt just revolve around sex and violence. Oh.:rolleyes:

[kartoffelngeist]

I think it says a lot about kendoka....

[rottunpunk]

hehe
i think my favourite is c
i have some smutcam photos but still cant get them into the compuitor. grrg.
will try again in a bit
scott, that bloodninja thing was just wierd
the rhino one was quite good though
:p

[Awooga Guy]

Do you realise this is the longest, most read thread on kendoworld??? Congratulations everyone!!! I'm glad to see your life doesnt just revolve around sex and violence. Oh.:rolleyes:

Really?! Has there never been a thread this long on KW before? Have we really achieved something that monumental?

Hurrah! And Fnar, and hur hur :)






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[stephanie dee]

I want to be a member of the Seven Smutty Wimmin Samurai!!! How do I join, I am beginning to feel left out...

[ScottUK]

scott, that bloodninja thing was just wierd
the rhino one was quite good though
:p

We have discussed Blood Ninja (http://www.kendo-world.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8255) before... :D

[Awooga Guy]

It's easy, all you do is add something like "Proud member of the Smutty Wimmin Samurai" to your sig and then start posting funny/smutty stuff in this thread.

Welcome aboard :)

So that makes 7 Smutty Samurai and 6 Smutty Wimmin Samurai right?






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[stephanie dee]

:)

There's only 6 Smutty Wimmin Samurai?

I lost the bottle of showing the picture of my bum... That would have been quite smutty.... I do have the photo, I put it on MySpace briefly... but quickly took it down as I started to get comments on it...

Am I the youngest and the blondest of the Smutty Wimmin Samurai??

[rottunpunk]

hmmn, yes i think i recall being bemused and worried at that time too :D
congratulations on your monumetous thread sir awooga of the smut
you could make it a charitable organisation to help all those who are afflicted with denial of smutty rights in the real world...or something
:p

[Awooga Guy]

Until you pledge allegience with your sig... you ain't a Smutty Wimmin Samurai...







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[Lounge]

Welcome aboard Steph, you are now one of the smutty elite, remember this title is not bestowed lightly!! you have done well so far, reading your posts on other threads your made of the right stuff... remember... keep the smut alive :D

[stephanie dee]

:)

It is official!!! I am so pleased, I want to saviour this moment forever....

[Awooga Guy]

Excellent sig :) You have done well young (blonde) one.


And Awooga Guy just realised that Steph joined us on page 69 of the thread :eek:

Teh smut!!







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[rottunpunk]

chya 69 duuude
welcome to the fold :evil:
:p

[Newbie]

Smutty folds, rotten... no, not even i'm going there. Well done, Steph :D

[Fred27]

:)

... but quickly took it down as I started to get comments on it...



heh! I told ya! :p

[Awooga Guy]

Smutty folds...

Did someone mention Scott? (Ducks for cover)







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[Lounge]

Smutty folds, rotten... no, not even i'm going there. Well done, Steph :D
You alreadt did.... and it was excellent!!!

[rottunpunk]

ive deciede steph and scott were complete whimps for not posting there pictures on t'other thread (though credit to steph for posting it elsewhere)
so here is a pic of my pussy in a bka thong
[img=http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1618/pussythongqg1.th.jpg] (http://img152.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pussythongqg1.jpg)
and the more classy roshukai french knickers
[img=http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/3844/pussyfrench1uf4.th.jpg] (http://img228.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pussyfrench1uf4.jpg)
[img=http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/6950/pussyfrench2wc1.th.jpg] (http://img245.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pussyfrench2wc1.jpg)
:p

[Awooga Guy]

Nice :) But the cat has the "I'm going to kill you" look on his/her face...






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[The great I AM]

Nice :) But the cat has the "I'm going to kill you" look on his/her face....All cats have that look preprogrammed as default in their genetic code.

A freind of mine once summarised the difference between cats and dogs very well:

Imagine you are putting up a shelf at home, and your cat and your dog are watching you. The dog is thinking:

I don't know what you're doing, but I love you!The cat on the other hand is thinking:

I'm not putting my bloody books on that. Look at the shoddy workmanship! If I had opposable thumbs I could do better. LoserThat is why all cats have that spawned-from-hell look, because they are.

[ScottUK]

Did someone mention Scott? (Ducks for cover)I will be your uchidachi all day on Saturday, bitch... 250lbs of angry uchidachi. :eek:

[Fai]

Here is a question, if the "seven" meet up, would you guys still be friends or you might already have met but have no idea who each other are :D

[Lounge]

ive deciede steph and scott were complete whimps for not posting there pictures on t'other thread (though credit to steph for posting it elsewhere)
so here is a pic of my pussy in a bka thong
[img=http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1618/pussythongqg1.th.jpg] (http://img152.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pussythongqg1.jpg)
and the more classy roshukai french knickers
[img=http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/3844/pussyfrench1uf4.th.jpg] (http://img228.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pussyfrench1uf4.jpg)
[img=http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/6950/pussyfrench2wc1.th.jpg] (http://img245.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pussyfrench2wc1.jpg)
:p
It's only fair that one of us now posts a pic of their cock in a BKA thong!!!

My cock in BKA thong (http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/7904/cockrelkm7.jpg)

[Lounge]

Here is a question, if the "seven" meet up, would you guys still be friends or you might already have met but have no idea who each other are :D
Some of us have met and know who the others are... some of us owe others a slap up meal!!! lol :D

[rottunpunk]

Nice :) But the cat has the "I'm going to kill you" look on his/her face...


That is all.

hehe,
she was doing her best sexy pouting for the camera.

thats a lovely big cock you have there lounge.
thanks for showing us
:p

[kartoffelngeist]

I want a cock like Lounge's...

[Lounge]

I feel like I'm bathing in smut... I love it... more... MORE... MORE

:laugh: MWA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA :laugh:

[stephanie dee]

That cock looked good in that thong... I wish MY cock looked as good as that...


ive deciede steph and scott were complete whimps for not posting there pictures on t'other thread (though credit to steph for posting it elsewhere)

I was so close to posting that pic but then just lost the balls to do it... Imagine when I actually meet some of you guys... "Oh hi Steph! Wow, you look different with clothes on..."

I'm not too sure my sensei would be very please....

[kartoffelngeist]

"Oh hi Steph! Wow, you look different with clothes on..."


Getting stuck in with the smut right away, you're a natural...

The page 69 thing was just genius...

[stephanie dee]

Getting stuck in with the smut right away, you're a natural...

The page 69 thing was just genius...

And 69 is my favourite number!! I think that I should be putting that on my sig somewhere, it just goes to show that me and the Smutty Wimmin Samurai were just ment to be....

[kartoffelngeist]

69! is a magic number!

[Lounge]

I remember discussing this in great depth once... to be fair it was in the pub and about five or six pints in... but we came to the conclusion that 69 represented a lesbian couple, 67 was a hetrosexual couple and L7 was a gay couple... beer, it's great :D

[kartoffelngeist]

I had to think about 67 and L7 for a while...

[Lounge]

I had to think about 67 and L7 for a while...
Don't worry, we thought about it enough for everyone!!! I checked with my mate, it was 6 pints of bitter, a shot of whiskey and a shot of Smirnof Norsk that started the conversation!!!

[rottunpunk]

argg darn rep rule. :mad:
excellent theologising loungey :D
:p

[Lounge]

Extra note: We realise the special nature of the number 69 and do not wish to do it any injustice, alcohol is evil and is the cause of and solution to all of life problems, I have sent a written apology to whom it may concern.... but there's nothing wrong with an update .. you know keep up with the times and all :D

[kartoffelngeist]

It could also be L9, don't want to make any assumptions...

I love beer fuelled philosophy...

[Lounge]

It could also be L9, don't want to make any assumptions...

I love beer fuelled philosophy...
An excellent point my good man, you are welcome to join my drinking idiocy anytime :D

[kartoffelngeist]

Drinking and idiocy, what more could you ask for...

Out of interest, is there an eighth member of the seven smutty samurai yet?

[ScottUK]

There can be only one, er, seven...

...four of which (3 male, 1 female) will be engaging in mortal kombat on Saturday...

SMUTTY MEETUP...! :D

[The great I AM]

Out of interest, is there an eighth member of the seven smutty samurai yet?Don't even think about it, swiss-cheese. I may not post here much, but I'm the silent enforcer of the SSS, and you just over stepped the mark my good man. Be careful, or I'll give you a new hole.

[rottunpunk]

thats a bit mean.
be a randy ronin instead.
you have my favourite little britain characters favourit phrase inder your name after all

yey smutty foursome meetup
cannot wait. :D
:p

[stephanie dee]

Where are this smutty meeting being held?? I want to go!!

[ScottUK]

Its not a formal Smutty event, but I'm sure we can sort something out for the future... :D

[Awooga Guy]

All formal Smutty meets will be held in London of course... :D

And don't kill Awooga Guy on Saturday Jab... er I mean Scott :)

Lounge is indeed also owed a slap up meal by some of the other Smutty Samurai because he paid for dinner a few months ago.

And Fai - there's 13 of us.







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[ScottUK]

And don't kill Awooga Guy on Saturday Jab... er I mean Scott :)I am so looking forward to you coming to our dojo. Bring your bogu - I have a tanegashima I wish to show you.

[Awooga Guy]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanegashima

Awooga Guy is confused. But he's looking forward to Saturday :D






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[ScottUK]

Tanegashima (http://seed.orga-tanegashima.jp/tanegashima001.jpg)... :)

[KhawMengLee]

Tanegashima (http://seed.orga-tanegashima.jp/tanegashima001.jpg)... :)

Awooga, Scott's got a minitanegashima in his hakama he'll show you in private too...:silly: :wink: :rolleyes:

[rottunpunk]

hurhur arf
glad ill be showering in the ladies changing room then :D
:p

[ScottUK]

Yeah, but the calibre ain't bad... :D

[chidokan]

you do realise they have cameras set up in the ladies at that dojo, Debz....and glass walls. Beware....

I have decided to make a fukuroshinai.... 3 feet long and covered in leather. sounds good doesn't it? I reckon it'll fukuro up my students pretty well...

[Ignatz]

Yeah, but the calibre ain't bad... :D
You mean that you are a big bore?

Ooh, that was bad.

[ScottUK]

Arf, says I... :)

[pgsmith]

I reckon it'll fukuro up my students pretty well...

You mean that you are a big bore?
Woof! ....

You guys all seem to be stooping to my level of humor!


I like it! :D

[Ignatz]

Woof! ....

You guys all seem to be stooping to my level of humor!


I like it! :D
Then you would love to get one of these--
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g219/pigeondung/max.jpg

[kartoffelngeist]

Then you would love to get one of these--
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g219/pigeondung/max.jpg

Who wouldn't?

I especially like the 'PMS off' button

[rottunpunk]

hehe, even i like that remote :D
:eek: on the changing rooms, guess im going home stinky then :D
and the leather clad shinai will be less painful than bokuto atleast
:p

[pgsmith]

Then you would love to get one of these--
Hmmmm ..... the wife was just asking me about possible upcoming Christmas presents. I think I'll have to send this to her as a suggestion. Yup, I've always enjoyed living dangerously! :)

[Kenzan]

Hmmmm ..... the wife was just asking me about possible upcoming Christmas presents. I think I'll have to send this to her as a suggestion. Yup, I've always enjoyed living dangerously! :)

Careful now,
You may just get THIS (http://www.sillyhumor.com/remote/hemotecontrol_2.jpg) instead of THIS. (http://www.funnies.com/2funny/girlfriendremote.jpg)
:D

[Ignatz]

. . . on the changing rooms, guess im going home stinky then . . .
Any response to that would simply be too smutty even for this thread.:dead:

[Fred27]

hurhur arf
glad ill be showering in the ladies changing room then :D
:p


You too? What a coincidence :D:D. *drool* :bandit: Dont worry, I wont require much room. I'll just stand the corner trying to look innocent and not paying attention to the wimmin. Honestly! Cross my heart and hope to score..errr..die.

[rottunpunk]

hehe:D
kenzan the first link is forbidden.
forbidden pictures on this thread?:eek:
and deborah doesnt like freds avatar...sorry
:p

[Fred27]

and deborah doesnt like freds avatar...sorry
:p

She's not the bunny of me! err..thats "boss of me" :emb: :p

[The great I AM]

Apparently I walked past one of you "us" on saturday.......now only knowing the faces of one or two, I'm dissapointed that you didn't "introduce"......who was it! Own up!

[Lounge]

Ok, I had the oddest night last night!!!! let me explain...

Tuesday... work sucked... wanted a drink... text friend... met in our regular... order two pints of Tiger bitter... drank pints... ordered a pints and a Macallan each... this continues for one or two pints... we notice that they are putting up disco style lighting and moving the furniture around... here's where things get odd...

Please remember it's still Tuesday...

The lights go down, and the disco style lighting goes up. It's a charity event for the Macmillan Cancer Support. I feel that this is a worthy cause so I put £20 in the bucket. There is some talking about what the event was for and where the money will go, then a parade of beautiful women strut onto the stage (one of who is a barmaid/manager of the pub). They have all had their hair styled by a local salon, all look amazing.

There was, me and my friend agreed, a perfect bob. Now I like the bob haircut, I have done ever since I was young so this is great :) beer, beautiful women and the perfect bob. So far things are a little strange but still in the bounds of normality. The girls go off there is more talking... then... the girls come out again one by one... in silky sexy underwear and stockings, parading up and down... wow This is the best spur of the moment after work Tuesday beer ever :D this goes on for a while. All the time the beer, whiskey and now vodka is flowing.

The girls all get changed back into their normal clothes and stand behind us at the bar. I complement the girl with the perfect bob... on her perfect bob, this starts a conversation, her and all the girls join me and my friend... this IS the best Tuesday drink ever... then the transvestites get on stage strutting and performing to Liza and Kylie, it's raining men and all the usual stereotyped songs. This is odd, the alcohol must have slip a funny disc in my head... deep breath... this is really happening... I've gone mad... I feel like I've slipped into a Hunter S Thomson novel!!! Beautiful women in underwear now sitting and chatting with me :D transvestite singers on the stage, disco lights flashing making the room a myriad of colour reflecting in our drinks, lighting up our faces in an unusual way!!

My friend summed it up on a text this morning "dude, last night was just too surreal, did you get a number from the perfect bob?"

[Newbie]

Well? Did you?

[ScottUK]

perfect bobThis one (http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/blackadder/gallery/images/two2_gallery.jpg)...? :D

Here's a Wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_(Blackadder_character)) for all you who don't know Bob...

Personally, I think Lounge submliminally saw the poster advertising a tranny haircut fest and dived right in. The slag.

[rottunpunk]

hehe, must have.
but still...did you get bobs number?
theres always half naked ladies at my pub
but its usually more scary than sexy :D
:p

[Lounge]

I am a gentlemen... I gave her my number and that way the decission is hers and she won't have some fat, hairy letch calling her at all hours :nervous: lol

She can now decide...

...

...

...

...

damn I messed up, she'll never text :( lol

[rottunpunk]

ya never know, she may text...
or she may have been one of the singers later on but you had too many pints in ya to notice:D
:p

[Lounge]

This one (http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/blackadder/gallery/images/two2_gallery.jpg)...? :D

Here's a Wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_(Blackadder_character)) for all you who don't know Bob...
Awsome, good old kate/bob :D

Personally, I think Lounge submliminally saw the poster advertising a tranny haircut fest and dived right in. The slag.
The original text to Phil "beer?" is date stamped at 2:52pm... but I see your point!!! :ninja:

[Newbie]

This one...?

But isn't that short for Kate? You mean Lounge's girl is named Kate?

[Awooga Guy]

Apparently I walked past one of you "us" on saturday.......now only knowing the faces of one or two, I'm dissapointed that you didn't "introduce"......who was it! Own up!

Erm, it might be Awooga Guy - he saw you fight at the Mumeishi 3's and a damn good job you did too. You did walk straight past Awooga Guy when you came to the bar at Mumeishi :) Awooga Guy bets it was Fai who told you this, he's been asking questions about us...

Awooga Guy has trained at UCL too... but the opportunity to talk to you never really came up.


Also - Tim, Awooga Guy has a spare fukuro shinai if you want it.






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[The great I AM]

Erm, it might be Awooga Guy - he saw you fight at the Mumeishi 3's and a damn good job you did too. You did walk straight past Awooga Guy when you came to the bar at Mumeishi :) Awooga Guy bets it was Fai who told you this, he's been asking questions about us...

Awooga Guy has trained at UCL too... but the opportunity to talk to you never really came up.
Hmmmm, I wonder if I know which one you are then. You're certainly not Ted, or Snow Leopard or Tits Boy, so that narrows it down a little.....show yourself next time!

[rottunpunk]

But isn't that short for Kate? You mean Lounge's girl is named Kate?
no she is called bob
its a british thing
awooga, i thought you were into niten. how many fukuro shinai to you have?
:p

[Lounge]

But isn't that short for Kate? You mean Lounge's girl is named Kate?
Lounge has no girl :( (sorry Awooga, it suited the response ;))

She had a bob (http://www.bobhaircuts.com/worship_bobs.php) :D

[Awooga Guy]

Hmmmm, I wonder if I know which one you are then. You're certainly not Ted, or Snow Leopard or Tits Boy, so that narrows it down a little.....show yourself next time!

Awooga Guy will say hi next time :) Awooga Guy knows Ted, but who's Tits Boy? And is Snow Leopard another name for Snoweagle? Awooga Guy knows him :)

Also, Deb - the fukuro shinai is a throwback from Awooga Guy's Ninpo days, back in his youth...





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[rottunpunk]

but no you weild an even bigger weapon?
:p

[Awooga Guy]

Yes. Awooga Guy's weapon is far more dangerous than a fukuro shinai.

Awooga Guy thinks he's found Lounge's ideal woman : Lounge's ideal woman (http://www.terapija.net/fotke/muviz/20041022_111253_3.jpg)

(It's safe for work)

A ring a ding ding :) (http://www.cincinnati.com/freetime/movies/reviews/img/lostintranslation.jpg)







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[rottunpunk]

your geniousnessness nearly astounds me
excellent piccyture find
:p

[Lounge]

Its more:

Number A (http://www150.pair.com/aluna/images/bobdb/21/big/phpoWa4D2_Natalie9.jpg)

or

Number B (http://usemycomputer.com/indeximages/2004/September/Rachel-Bilson-Stuff-Shoot-Whole-Set-07.jpg)

or

Number C (http://images.absolutenow.com/rp/Maran_JS8833.jpg)

If anyone knows any of these women, please please please introduce me :p

[Lounge]

Awooga Guy thinks he's found Lounge's ideal woman : Lounge's ideal woman (http://www.terapija.net/fotke/muviz/20041022_111253_3.jpg)
Not that I dont love the bob, the colour the woman beneath it... oh no I've made a mess lol.

Where did you get that pic of me anyway? :p

[ScottUK]

Are you aware that the roman characters A, B & C are not numbers?

Oh hang on, sexy wimmin pix. BRB... :D

[Lounge]

Are you aware that the roman characters A, B & C are not numbers?
DUHHHHHH!!!! I THINK YOU'LL FIND THEY'RE ENGLISH CHARACTERS!!! :ermm:

Number A
I don't care
Number B
I don't care
Number C
I don't care
Letter 4
I don't care

:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p

[The great I AM]

Awooga Guy will say hi next time :) Awooga Guy knows Ted, but who's Tits Boy? And thats the question.....
And is Snow Leopard another name for Snoweagle? Awooga Guy knows him :)Dunno, does he like BATTLE HASSO? (I snigger every time I hear that.....)

[Awooga Guy]

And thats the question.....Dunno, does he like BATTLE HASSO? (I snigger every time I hear that.....)

Ha ha! :) No that's Rookie. Or Rookie M on this forum. He loves hasso - Satoshi regularly tells him off for using it.

Snoweagle is Awooga Guy's flatmate - Awooga Guy filmed Rookie fighting Snoweagle with his camera phone - Rookie was in hasso and Snoweagle was in chudan. Rookie then posted the clip up on his Myspace page and it seems to have gone round the net a bit. Awooga Guy did post the clip on KW too.

Suddenly everything is clear - but who's Tits Boy?






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[chidokan]

do you want some dosh for the fukuroshinai? I'll give it to debz to pass on...she can bring it back on saturday so I can beat up the rest of them with it...
Question.... how long will it take Gibbo to spot the new thread???? I'm reading his signature in an entirely new light now....London... mens fitness mags... its all clear now....:laugh:

[Awooga Guy]

Nah mate, you can have it. Only problem is it's back at Awooga Guy's folks', so Awooga Guy can't get hold of it in time for Saturday :(

Next time Awooga Guy goes back, he'll pick it up for you :)







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[The great I AM]

I think my smut rating has gone down since my "appearance" in that periodical......

[Lounge]

I think my smut rating has gone down since my "appearance" in that periodical......
I disagree!!! I think your smut has been opened up to whole new area of the population... and dare I say sexuality!!!

Your are now the originator and cause of smut for a wider range of the population :D

Hold your head high my smutty compadre!! you are still full of smut... at least I think a new portion of the population wishes you were ;)

[shred_lord]

Not really, but you should probably move to the smutty samuraiettes. ;)

[Awooga Guy]

This is true - Gibbo is the first Smutty Samurai to get widespread press coverage. Well done lad. :)






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[rottunpunk]

yes a new benchmark for smuttyness level has been set.
how do we beat that now? :eek:
:p

[stephanie dee]

yes a new benchmark for smuttyness level has been set.
how do we beat that now? :eek:
:p

OOHH i'm sure that there are some ways... i'm almost positive that we can think of something.... :devious: ;)

[The great I AM]

OOHH i'm sure that there are some ways... i'm almost positive that we can think of something.... :devious: ;)I hear that Razzle does some particularly tasteful spreads...

[rottunpunk]

youre not in there as well are you :eek:
:p

[Lounge]

how do we beat that now?
I'm sure that some of Gibbo's new 'FANS' will be more than willing to show you... I think due to his new fame they want to use Gibbo as the 'model' ;)

[The great I AM]

@~&*ing hell, I just know this one is going to take bloody ages to leave me alone.....

And you better shut it soon, otherwise you'll have 100 gay-gibbo-kendo fans descending on you in a fury of pink and punches to the ass!

[bobdonny]

http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar/

they say there is no such thing as bad press ;)

[Lounge]

@~&*ing hell, I just know this one is going to take bloody ages to leave me alone.....

And you better shut it soon, otherwise you'll have 100 gay-gibbo-kendo fans descending on you in a fury of pink and punches to the ass!
Is that a promise or a kinky threat?

...

...

...

I'll stop now.... I think.... :p

[Awooga Guy]

I hear that Razzle does some particularly tasteful spreads...

Ouch! :)

And at least it was Men's Fitness, not Men's Fatness. Awooga Guy thinks that's where the rest of the Smutty (Male) Samurai would end up.






That is all.

[chidokan]

I just know this one is going to take bloody ages to leave me alone.....
whats worse is its right in the middle of the longest and most popular thread as well....it will be just like that Titanic song...just go on and on and on....:laugh:

You still haven't changed your signature to "Chutney Chasing a speciality" either. :D :D :D

[rottunpunk]

on a subject change
apologies for those who have already seen this
but it made me chortle
and a certain member may appreciate it more than me, aesthetically speaking :D
http://65.55.130.124/cgi-bin/getmsg/image001.gif?&msg=3718EBBE-56E8-497F-BF65-BB976468660D&start=0&len=313174&mimepart=3&curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&b=bfcee857df93d9c45e2a13928f9c9638&disk=10.1.106.223_d447&login=rottunpunk&domain=hotmail%2ecom&_lang=EN&country=UK&SafeRedirect=%26hm___ts%3d1164379626%26hm___ha%3d5 544ba9c896af9b5a1e9a3cf52eeec1f
:p

[The great I AM]

Is that a promise or a kinky threat?Do you want it to be a promise? It'd be like a pink, bent version of Hulk-a-mania! Kiss my python(s).

[Awooga Guy]

on a subject change
apologies for those who have already seen this
but it made me chortle
and a certain member may appreciate it more than me, aesthetically speaking :D
http://65.55.130.124/cgi-bin/getmsg/image001.gif?&msg=3718EBBE-56E8-497F-BF65-BB976468660D&start=0&len=313174&mimepart=3&curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&b=bfcee857df93d9c45e2a13928f9c9638&disk=10.1.106.223_d447&login=rottunpunk&domain=hotmail%2ecom&_lang=EN&country=UK&SafeRedirect=%26hm___ts%3d1164379626%26hm___ha%3d5 544ba9c896af9b5a1e9a3cf52eeec1f
:p


Just links to the hotmail front page :(






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[rottunpunk]

really? it didnt when i checked it.
grrg.
try this instead
[img=http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/5084/snowballsjh7.th.png] (http://img503.imageshack.us/my.php?image=snowballsjh7.png)
youve seen it anyways :D
:p

[Awooga Guy]

That one works! Yes indeed, stone cold smut :) Yakyakyak!






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[Newbie]

I'm sure that some of Gibbo's new 'FANS' will be more than willing to show you...

You Poms need someone else to be fans of, god knows you can't be fans of your cricket team. Your batting score at them moment looks like a one dayer, not an Ashes test and your captain just got our for a duck.

:D

[kartoffelngeist]

Oi, no need to get personal Newbie...:p

[kartoffelngeist]

Not sure if this has already been posted, it's not really smutty enough...

http://www.beta-recordings.co.uk/americangirls/

[Newbie]

Personal? Not like I said something, oh, say along the lines of "Gibbo can't do hiki waza for shit" or anything ;)

[NorthernKendoka]

I thought it was time of me to contribute to the smut for the first time. I hope noone have posted this site yet; http://www.somethingawful.com/horrorsofporn/

They have reviews of what could probably be the worst porn ever made including classics such as; Clown Porn, Donkey Punch and Group Hypnotism Convention 3. Enjoy.

[The great I AM]

You Poms need someone else to be fans of, god knows you can't be fans of your cricket team. Your batting score at them moment looks like a one dayer, not an Ashes test and your captain just got our for a duck.Cricket is a wank game! It's english kendo with a ball!

[Fred27]

I found something that is both cute, fuzzy and smutty! :tongue:

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p236/TempDude27/Give_The_World_A_Puppy.jpg

[rottunpunk]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Fred27 again.
arg. it got me again the meany
nice puppy picture and very maley smutty fred :D
*EDIT* and welcome to the world of smutt northernkendoka
though that link might be a bit hardcore for myknackerd compuitor to handle :D
:p

[Fred27]

arg. it got me again the meany
nice puppy picture and very maley smutty fred :D
*EDIT* and welcome to the world of smutt northernkendoka
though that link might be a bit hardcore for myknackerd compuitor to handle :D
:p

Heh thanks..How do you like my new signature by the way? :D

[chidokan]

cricket is just a way of confusing foreigners with a typically cunning English sense of humour....I just cant believe you all fell for it and now play internationally!!! Useless fact number 1. The first cricket pitch ever made is at Raby castle, 20 minutes from my house. (the local team still uses it) So its likely my ancestors were in on the scam....:p
True rules:
A bunch of mates are 'out on the town', and two of them start arguing. One of them throws a pork pie and the other defends himself with the flat of his sword, knocking it up in the air. Big Belly Billy, known locally for his fondness for food, dives for the pie and catches it before it hits the floor, and promptly eats it. "How's that for a tasty pie then?", asked the local baker, who is also with the gang... They then all have a go, but theres only one pie left. The baker misses it, it hits the bush behind him and is ruined. "ok I'll get another from the shop" he says, but falls down in the chair drunk when he arrives. His son, trying to save face, brings another pie and takes part...
so now you know. Anyone who plays cricket is merely imitating a drunken night out.Without the beer:D

[Awooga Guy]

Today's smutty pics: (Not safe for work)

Captain America (http://members.shaw.ca/tom.t/unh/capwank2.gif)
The Amazing Spiderman (http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/3219/amazingspidermanaz6.jpg)
Batman and Robin (http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/788/batmanzp1.jpg)
Don't know who this is (http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/3091/goldenshowersud5.jpg)
More Batman (http://www.superdickery.com/images/oneshot/batman05.jpg)
The Joker (http://www.superdickery.com/images/oneshot/batman06.jpg)
The Fantastic Four (http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/sloppy.jpg)

Smutty Superhero-tacular :)






That is all.

[rottunpunk]

Heh thanks..How do you like my new signature by the way? :D

its rathergood. a genius must have said those words :D
(erm slight spelling error on the name though :o )

excellent pics adwooga
smuttyness must be learnt at a young age :D
:p

[stephanie dee]

Today's smutty pics: (Not safe for work)

Captain America (http://members.shaw.ca/tom.t/unh/capwank2.gif)
The Amazing Spiderman (http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/3219/amazingspidermanaz6.jpg)
Batman and Robin (http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/788/batmanzp1.jpg)
Don't know who this is (http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/3091/goldenshowersud5.jpg)
More Batman (http://www.superdickery.com/images/oneshot/batman05.jpg)
The Joker (http://www.superdickery.com/images/oneshot/batman06.jpg)
The Fantastic Four (http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/sloppy.jpg)

Smutty Superhero-tacular :)

LOL I laughed so much at those, they were really funny, well done!!

[The great I AM]

I can't be arsed to check all the way through this beast, but I was wondering if anyone had seen the wonders of TUBGIRL.......going well beyond smut.

Don't blame me.

[rottunpunk]

i dont think tubgirl has been raised
for the benefit of the male members linko kudasai
:p

[Lounge]

I can't be arsed to check all the way through this beast, but I was wondering if anyone had seen the wonders of TUBGIRL.......going well beyond smut.

Don't blame me.
This does not ring a bell!!!

[ScottUK]

Eurgh. No-one who has encountered Tubgirl will forget her.

[The great I AM]

i dont think tubgirl has been raised
for the benefit of the male members linko kudasai
:p...............NO!

but the web address is veeeeeeery easy. Just think for a moment.

[ScottUK]

Seconded. No chuffin' weblink should be posted. Go Google... and enjoy. Don't forget to show mom.

[rottunpunk]

ach sorry. :o
ive woken up a bit now.
erm, think ill pass on the experience of the site though :D
:p

[xvikingx]

Seconded. No chuffin' weblink should be posted. Go Google... and enjoy. Don't forget to show mom.

This I have seen. Weblink not advisable.

[Awooga Guy]

Awooga Guy has heard about this. Don't do it folks. Gibbo you should be ashamed of yourself for mentally scarring all these poor people :(







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[kartoffelngeist]

The name is bad enough...brings back memories of seeing it...

Ditto for goatse....

[Newbie]

I'm too lazy to read back. What are we meant to be looking at?

[kartoffelngeist]

tubgirl!

(bloody 10 character minimum)

[Newbie]

OH DEAR GOD!! THE HUMANITY!!

Why did I have to go look at that right before going to bed.

eewwww.

Gibbo. You are evil. Pure, unadulterated evil.

[kartoffelngeist]

We did say that it wasn't very nice...

Too much curiosity (http://masklinnscans.free.fr/4chan/Demotivators/goatse.jpg)...

EDIT: it's not another nasty pic btw...

[Fonsz]

OH DEAR GOD!! THE HUMANITY!!

Why did I have to go look at that right before going to bed.

eewwww.

Gibbo. You are evil. Pure, unadulterated evil.
Well thanks to Gibbo I will now have to pour acid in my eyes to eject the mental image of the subject that will now remain unnamed for obvious reasons........
Bloody hell this is awful, why is anyone doing this weird and gross stuff?!

[Awooga Guy]

Let's get back to our nice brand of smut (http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/bettyandme16.jpg)







That is all.

[ScottUK]

Bloody hell this is awful, why is anyone doing this weird and gross stuff?!To get the image of Gibbo in a gay mag out of their mind?

[Fonsz]

To get the image of Gibbo in a gay mag out of their mind?
This is even weirder! What is this all about then? Do we have to know his innermost darkest secrets? Haven't we been punished enough? Will the agony ever stop?..............

[Lounge]

Have a look here... (http://www.kendo-world.com/forum/showthread.php?t=12245)

[Fonsz]

Oh dear! The agony will never end I'm afraid and these are the dark days before X-mas.......
I take it that all the stars are badly aligned and that the gods above are angry and unleashing their wrath unto the world and the Kendo world as we know it.
Oh dear!

[ScottUK]

Gibbo or Tubgirl?

[Fonsz]

Gibbo or Tubgirl?
Tubgirl was enough to make me contemplate pouring acid into my eyes, but Gibbo in that hmmm.. certain, shall we say, magazine that caters for certain social circles was the straw that broke my back and the only solace is that it's the darkest before dawn. * .....* I hope.......

[chidokan]

so is your vocation in life to write for these people, Awooga? May I recommend the 'Big Vern' shooting game BTW....

http://www.viz.co.uk/

[The great I AM]

Hey you lot, don't shoot the messenger! I only suggested that tubgirl might have a place in the hearts of the people who view this thread. Let me tell you why I thought of it......

........*que wibbly flash back effect*.........

Its 12pm, Goodge Street Station, central London, UCL Kendo Club members (8 of) are convening to go and watch Jackass Number 2 (after beers) when we realise that we don't even know when and where its showing (Thanks Mr Social Officer....). So, I take Ant with me to a little internet cafe underneath a news agent, we pay our quid for one hour of un-needed internet time, and locate a cinema central London close to us showing aforementioned riotously funny filum. BUT, we paid for an hour, and used it for 3 minutes. "Lets leave some porn on here" says I, "TUBGIRL!" says Anthony, so we key it in and leg it, with Anthony pausing to turn around for a brief moment and shouting "ITS THERE! I SAW IT!" and then going upstairs to buy some Reese's Pieces while I leg it.

And thats why I thought of tubgirl. Blame Wadlow, it was all his idea.

[Awooga Guy]

so is your vocation in life to write for these people, Awooga? May I recommend the 'Big Vern' shooting game BTW....

http://www.viz.co.uk/

Awooga Guy would love to work at Viz, apart from one little detail. They're based in Newcastle :( The Big Vern shooting game is great - Awooga Guy has been a fan of Big Vern for years - Awooga Guy has been reading Viz since age 12.






That is all.

[Awooga Guy]

And also, as you can see - Awooga Guy has deployed his Christmas avatar...

Yakyakyak! Who wants to help empty Santa's sack?

Anyone else gonna do a festive avatar?






That is all.

[Fred27]

Yakyakyak! Who wants to help empty Santa's sack?







Eeeww..you've changed my mental image of Santa Clause :spchless:

[kartoffelngeist]

Despite misgivings about it not being christmas yet...

[Awooga Guy]

Yes! Nice one K :) Awooga Guy loves it.





That is all.

[Charlie]

"ITS THERE! I SAW IT!"

LMAO @ this whole story!

[Newbie]

Eeeww..you've changed my mental image of Santa Clause

Wait until you sit on his lap..... Wont just be the mental image that's change :o

[Kitsune]

Not good idea even think what you put newbie.

[Kenzan]

Despite misgivings about it not being christmas yet...


Speaking of Smut and Xmas (Yes, I know, the two just SCREAM to be placed in the same sentence) :D Jolly ol' St.Nick, or rather, the visage that represents him so I'm told, was the smuttiest of them all.

Saturnalia, BABY!
(I'll..uh...just let 'cho google that one on yer own.)

[pgsmith]

Wait until you sit on his lap..... Wont just be the mental image that's change
Do you still sit in Santa's lap? That would be worth going out to get a santa-suit!

[ScottUK]

My Christmas avatar should worry you all.

[rottunpunk]

b'arstard rep button rule thingy grrg
thats the best one yet :D
though full marks to awooga for coming up with the idea in the first place
:p

[kartoffelngeist]

ditto on the rep rule...

It took me a second to work out what it was, then couldn't stop laughing...

Fantastic

[A Wadlow]

Hey you lot, don't shoot the messenger! I only suggested that tubgirl might have a place in the hearts of the people who view this thread. Let me tell you why I thought of it......

........*que wibbly flash back effect*.........

Its 12pm, Goodge Street Station, central London, UCL Kendo Club members (8 of) are convening to go and watch Jackass Number 2 (after beers) when we realise that we don't even know when and where its showing (Thanks Mr Social Officer....). So, I take Ant with me to a little internet cafe underneath a news agent, we pay our quid for one hour of un-needed internet time, and locate a cinema central London close to us showing aforementioned riotously funny filum. BUT, we paid for an hour, and used it for 3 minutes. "Lets leave some porn on here" says I, "TUBGIRL!" says Anthony, so we key it in and leg it, with Anthony pausing to turn around for a brief moment and shouting "ITS THERE! I SAW IT!" and then going upstairs to buy some Reese's Pieces while I leg it.

And thats why I thought of tubgirl. Blame Wadlow, it was all his idea.

This is unfortunatly true... What makes it worse is that there were kids in there and that the guy ripped me off at 70p for reeses pieces

[Newbie]

Do you still sit in Santa's lap? That would be worth going out to get a santa-suit!

That depends on whether it's the real you or just one of your little helpers ;)

[Lounge]

Even though it is against every fibre in my body.... I have updated my avatar for Christmas before December... by one day... it's still enough to make me grind my teeth.... but I am a SS and the reputation must be upheld!!!

It will prob change another three times before I'm happy with it though!!!

[Newbie]

I too have succumbed to the festive season. Harry the Happy Shinai is now Santa Harry the Happy Christmas Shinai.

Our boss went out and bought us all chocolate advent calenders for work today :D

[rottunpunk]

i think its beautiful lounge
i want an advent calender
i couldnt get one last year because they had all run out
the cat go one though
:p

[Newbie]

what kind of an advent calendar does a cat have? a little kitty treat behind every door? Did you make it yourself?

[Lounge]

Our puddy tats get spoiled every christmas... they even have their own stockings!!!!

See!!! (http://www.remmeer.com/images/products/RP-PAWSTK-m.gif)

[Newbie]

I bought one the other day that says "Santa, don't forget the cat". My five year old housemate gets a real kick out of it. The cat hasn't seemed to notice yet.

When I was growing up all the pets got stocking; the cats, the dog, the horse, the fish, the mice, the rabbit, etc. :) Why should they be left out?

[Lounge]

When I was growing up all the pets got stocking; the cats, the dog, the horse, the fish, the mice, the rabbit, etc. :) Why should they be left out?
How about the turkey? :laugh:

[Awooga Guy]

Awooga Guy is most pleased with all the Christmas avatars :D Well done people. Full marks to Scott for using a pic of Gibbo :) What's your avatar meant to be Rottun? Awooga Guy can't quite tell.

Awooga Guy wonders if anyone on MA Planet will rip off his Xmas Sid avatar now...






That is all.

[Lounge]

Awooga Guy wonders if anyone on MA Planet will rip off his Xmas Sid avatar now...
And thats the truth... shamon!!!

[kartoffelngeist]

I saw an advent calendar last year which had a different can of beer behind each day. It was pretty funky...

[Awooga Guy]

Nice! Are we talking real beer or chocolate beer cans? If it's real beer then Awooga Guy has got to get one of those...







That is all.

[Newbie]

I'm gonna do kendo christmas cards but haven't taken the pics for it yet. actually, haven't finished the normal ones yet, either...

[rottunpunk]

rottunpunks avatar is a humbug with a goffik santa hat on of course

lounge i challenge you to make your avatar more garish each day in oorder to keep with true modern christmas tradition

and zion wants a paw stocking. she just has a normal one at the moment

and yes a christmas treat behind every door
it was stupidly expensive from a pet shop, and i meant to keep it and refill it this year but didnt
it was cute how when i opened mine first one year she was waiting for hers to be opened as well-bwessums
:p

[Lounge]

lounge i challenge you to make your avatar more garish each day in oorder to keep with true modern christmas tradition
As I won't have time tomorrow or over the weekend I have started already... It will get difficult towards the end but a challenge is a challenge, check chakoney :D

[rottunpunk]

groovy :D
so did noone figure out my avatar?
i was soo chufted with myself that id figured out how to resize the image and draw on it and everything :(
oh well
still cant make my phone share its photos with the compuitor thpugh
darned technolology
:p

[Lounge]

so did noone figure out my avatar?
i was soo chufted with myself that id figured out how to resize the image and draw on it and everything :(
I guessed it was a saki-gawa at the of the shinai with a sad face... am I wrong?

I hope not now :emb:

[rottunpunk]

ITS A HUMBUG!! AS IN BAH. GET IT?!!
ach i gives up
:p

[Awooga Guy]

Awooga Guy couldn't tell it was a humbug either! Good idea though.

Lounge - the avatar's shaping up nicely son, good call :)







That is all.

[rottunpunk]

first site on a googley search
guess which one bah is
http://www.mrsbrowns.co.uk/acatalog/MINT_HUMBUGS.html :confused:
:p

[ScottUK]

Kenzan's Crimbo Avatar is the best...

[Kenzan]

Very kind of you to say sir!
May Ninjer Claus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUJ6J8R5I2k)bring you an extra helping of many sharp, pointed objects under your tree this year to play with!
:D

[rottunpunk]

indeed kenzans is groovy

so on a completely different note
last saturday, i was kindly invited to scott and lounges not-a-seminar-seminar
they werent in their normal room
but lo and behold the smut they have on their walls
written by children too. (insertgasphere)
(photo courtesy of my chauffer as hes not technologically inhibited)
[img=http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/3491/posteryg3.th.png] (http://img145.imageshack.us/my.php?image=posteryg3.png)
:p

[ScottUK]

That did say 'flicking', did it not...?

[Lounge]

That did say 'flicking', did it not...?
I re-read it three times myself!!! tee hee!!

[The great I AM]

Scott, I disapprove of your avatar....

[ScottUK]

Santa Gibbo is Legion... :D

[rottunpunk]

That did say 'flicking', did it not...?
hehe, i hope so. but even then, flicking could be just as bad
i think you look very dashing as a thespian santa mr gibbo
or atleast much improved :D
:p

[Awooga Guy]

Awooga Guy thinks that Xmas Pikachu looks great :)






That is all.

[Awooga Guy]

No posts for 3 days?? Awooga Guy is saddened :(






That is all.

[Newbie]

What's happened?? Are we de-smutting?

Umm.. umm.. umm... oh! here's something - ealier on I was drooling over Meng's nuts.

Yes. That's smutty.

Fhew *wipes sweat from brow* Thank god that crisis was averted.

[xvikingx]

ealier on I was drooling over Meng's nuts.

The fumes were that bad huh?

[ScottUK]

Thread death looms...

[Newbie]

i was hungry, that's all.

[xvikingx]

Good show love. You are truly smutty.

[Fred27]

I got no new smut either..I apologise on behalf of the swedish people :(. I'm ashamed.

[rottunpunk]

if the swedish have no smutt the situation is indeed dire
i have some but its stuck on my phone an not very good anyways
no doubt kenzan will find us some when hes on next?
:p

[Awooga Guy]

Bah. We're just pausing between courses, in this banquet of smut.






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[kartoffelngeist]

The smut will never die, it just fluctuates. After, what would KWF be without you lot...

Here's an optical illusion (http://home.versateladsl.be/vt637630/img2/fake_illusion.jpg) for you while we wait...

[rottunpunk]

hehe mr andrew to the rescue :D
also, one ive stolen from the iai section
courtesy of zeal and optometrist really
an original smutty samurai weilding his weapon
[img=http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/144/muneshigeaj3.th.jpg] (http://img233.imageshack.us/my.php?image=muneshigeaj3.jpg)
:p

[Hisham]

I didn't see any boat or any background for that matter.

[rottunpunk]

take a longer look ;)
:p

[Awooga Guy]

Hur hur, smuttacular :)






That is all.

[Ignatz]

if the swedish have no smutt the situation is indeed dire

They do have those tiny little meatballs though, that counts for something, smut wise, I suppose.

[rottunpunk]

little meaty balls eh?
do they cover them in sauce?
:p

[chidokan]

ahh... balls... I am very surprised no-one has referenced the 'unseen Rainbow show', along with Postman Pat uncensored.... video google them...:grin: Roll out the new Windy Miller ad!:grin:

[Hisham]

take a longer look ;)
:p

I don't know why but i can't use "the look a the far mountain" with this pic, more discipline my spirit needs.

[Awooga Guy]

Today's bit of smut:

Warning - contains words that are ruder than "bottom" (http://208.116.9.205/10/graphics/pics/pictures_best_divorce.jpg)






That is all

[Awooga Guy]

And here's another funny vid:

This one's safe for work (http://www.biertijd.com/mediaplayer/flvplayer.swf?file=http://media.biertijd.com/movies/200610/onderen.flv&autostart=true&fs=true)

It made Awooga Guy go hur hur :)





That is all.

[kartoffelngeist]

Today's bit of smut:

Warning - contains words that are ruder than "bottom" (http://208.116.9.205/10/graphics/pics/pictures_best_divorce.jpg)






That is all


That was fantastic.

"Does it make her better in bed? Well in case, yes"

[Hisham]

Today's bit of smut:

Warning - contains words that are ruder than "bottom" (http://208.116.9.205/10/graphics/pics/pictures_best_divorce.jpg)

That is all

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I think it's safe to say that the smut factor is back to it's normal level.

[rottunpunk]

Today's bit of smut:

Warning - contains words that are ruder than "bottom" (http://208.116.9.205/10/graphics/pics/pictures_best_divorce.jpg)






That is all

hurhur arf :D
:p

[Fred27]

And here's another funny vid:

This one's safe for work (http://www.biertijd.com/mediaplayer/flvplayer.swf?file=http://media.biertijd.com/movies/200610/onderen.flv&autostart=true&fs=true)

It made Awooga Guy go hur hur :)


Man check the black car in the latter half of the clip, whatta dumbass to try that stunt with his family in the car.

[rottunpunk]

indeedy that one made me go owy

deborahs smutty email of the day...well probably week
:p


The following are legitimate companies that didnʼt spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear... and be misread.

1. Who Represents? is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is:
www.whorepresents.com/
2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where pro¬grammers can exchange advice and views:
www.expertsexchange.com
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at:
www. penisland. net
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at:
www.therapistfinder.com
5. Thereʼs the Italian Power Generator Company:
www.powergenitalia.com
6. And dont forget the Mole Station [Aboriginal] Nursery in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com
7. If youʼre looking for IP Computer Software, thereʼs always:
www.ipanywhere.com
8. The First Methodist Church in Cumming township, Forsyth County, Georgia Web site is:
www.cummingfirst.com
9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site:
www.speedofart.com

[Hisham]

this post is to finish my rep comment:
i needed the laugh this morning.

[rottunpunk]

hehe no probs
cheers for the rep dude ;)
:p

[Awooga Guy]

Arf :)

And now for some smutty slandering of Seagal (http://invictory.us/wp-content/images/333.pic.jpg)






That is all.

[Hisham]

HAHAHAHA, this morning has started with some vintage smut :laugh:

[Hisham]

I don't know if the smut level of this page (http://www.msfirefox.com/) makes it worthy of posting here but check it out anyway.

[Awooga Guy]

Yakyakyak :) Funny, with a few hidden bits of smuttyness in there.






That is all.

[ghostdancer]

pls bear with me dont know if this is classed as smutty but........
http://www.stevenseagal.com/

just check it out before flaming me, am told he pretty good at it

[Awooga Guy]

Seagal is awesome :) He's a living legend. Don't know if it's for the right reasons though.






That is all.

[Fred27]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to rottunpunk again

Bugger! :D

[shred_lord]

Warning, some the links from these pages may be NSFW
Urban dictionary (http://www.funnyandhot.com/img700.htm)
Vagina Tandoori (http://www.funnyandhot.com/img355.htm)
Wankers saloon (http://www.funnyandhot.com/img359.htm)
Willy wiper (http://www.funnyandhot.com/img371.htm)
Healthy food (http://www.funnyandhot.com/img139.htm)
Fu King restaurant (http://www.funnyandhot.com/img115.htm)
Big hairy fanny (http://www.funnyandhot.com/img21.htm)
Blojobs (http://www.funnyandhot.com/img26.htm)

[Awooga Guy]

Fnar and indeed Hur hur :)

Nice one Shred.







That is all.

[rottunpunk]

ach ive missed some grand smuttiness today
well done everyone
see, the smut thread gets stronger and harder each day
this thread will never flop
:p

[shred_lord]

ach ive missed some grand smuttiness today
well done everyone
see, the smut thread gets stronger and harder each day
this thread will never flop
:p
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to rottunpunk again.
Goddamit! :ko:

*****Edit*****


You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to rottunpunk again. fnar!

[Awooga Guy]

Awooga Guy sees what you did there :D

Fnar!






That is all.

[rottunpunk]

*****Edit*****

fnar!

arg ditto
and fnar back ;)
:p

[Ignatz]

For your consideration:

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g219/pigeondung/eyes.jpg

[Fonsz]

For your consideration:

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g219/pigeondung/eyes.jpg
Thank God I don't need glasses. I also had to look very hard to see the boat and the people on the other photo. But is this smut or just plain ordinary nudity? I always thought that there was a distinct difference between the two.:redface:

[Ignatz]

I think nudity coupled with the sheep factor constitutes smut.

[Newbie]

Only if you're from New Zealand.

[rottunpunk]

For your consideration:

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g219/pigeondung/eyes.jpg
thats geniousness
and yey the forums back
a whole weekend without this thread?
i had to find other ways to entertain myself
:p

[Kenzan]

i had to find other ways to entertain myself
:p

Has the cat now been teased out of it's mind?




...In the spirit of true Smutdom,
~You may of course interpret that any way you wish.
:D

[rottunpunk]

hurhur ;)
:p

[Ignatz]

I'm justgetting warmed up.
Gibbo after the WKC

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g219/pigeondung/1421677fL500.jpg