The Seven Smutty Samurai Chat Thread

[Hisham]

LOL, good one Ignatz, the WKC were that bad for him huh.

[Awooga Guy]

Awooga Guy is back... Hello everybody, nice to be here again.

Ignatz is back on sparkling smutty form then :D

And now, some Sonic the Hedgehog... (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d196/shadowchief/loltails.jpg)





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[Fonsz]

To commemorate the Korean World Championship and the fact that the USA has beaten Japan.
A clip form the time when Ignatz was young and beautiful
http://spikepriggen.onlinestoragesolution.com/the_silencer.mov
A few of my favorite things in one clip:
France, Rock 'n Roll, snazzy ladies.
http://spikepriggen.onlinestoragesolution.com/Sherry.mov
Not really smutty as the smutmeister Awooga himself can supply but I thought very appropriate.

[Ignatz]

To commemorate the Korean World Championship and the fact that the USA has beaten Japan.
A clip form the time when Ignatz was young and beautiful

Ah yes, I remember when that would have been racy indeed. And the big question for guys was whether to use Wildroot Creme Oil or Brylcreme ( A little dab'l do ya).

[Awooga Guy]

http://www.stevencloud.com/images/ohthehumanity.jpg

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/9039/theybestealinmybucketsecp1.jpg

Arf :)

EDIT: Wow 666th post for Awooga Guy :eek:





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[rottunpunk]

ooh er missus re. sonic
the bucket one cracked me up
yes ignatz is on true smut form of late
and fonsz the links you gave are otherwise engaged at the moment. i will try them again in a bit

good work everyone. :D
:p

[Awooga Guy]

Yarr! Where be everyone?

We may have a new recruit for the Smutty Wimmin Samurai joining up... :)
Maybe.






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[Fred27]

Sorry bout that mate, been trying to find top-grade smut for ya'll viewing pleasure. :silly:

[KhawMengLee]

For all you smut lovers...enjoi!

As said by the Great I am, "Its a fucking Lolicon out there!!"

Muahahahahahaaa (http://mengkhaw.blogs.friendster.com/photos/wkc2006/mauahahahaha.JPG)

Muahahahahahaaa 2 (http://mengkhaw.blogs.friendster.com/photos/wkc2006/muahahahaha2.JPG)

My dream woman:eek: (http://mengkhaw.blogs.friendster.com/photos/wkc2006/muahahaha3.JPG)

Smuttyman! (http://mengkhaw.blogs.friendster.com/photos/wkc2006/smuttyman.JPG)

[Awooga Guy]

Hehehe Arf :)

Good stuff Meng, it's amazing what you can find at a tai kai :)







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[KhawMengLee]

Muahahhaa...telling me there's an Otaku fair outside is like giving a fat monkey the keys to bananananaland...

[ScottUK]

Duder, you need to post more on a private forum. All the cosplay shit I have seen is truly, truly scary. The fattest girls squeezed into the tiniest costumes - made me wanna barf my brunch up...

[Kenzan]

Duder, you need to post more on a private forum. All the cosplay shit I have seen is truly, truly scary. The fattest girls squeezed into the tiniest costumes - made me wanna barf my brunch up...

Yeah..such as this (http://www.xeni.net/images/boingboing/sabrina.jpg)sort of heinousness?

Unbridged-ly,
creepius maximus.

[ScottUK]

Kinda like this (http://www.catsonmars.com/otaku/cosplay/july05-02b.jpg).

[Fonsz]

For all you smut lovers...enjoi!

As said by the Great I am, "Its a fucking Lolicon out there!!"





My dream woman:eek: (http://mengkhaw.blogs.friendster.com/photos/wkc2006/muahahaha3.JPG)


I don't know but isn't your dream woman ah.... eeh how to say this aaah in real life a man? Hate to burst your bubble you walking around in a skirt and all.
But somehow I think that she is a he. If not then I apologize and don't let me break up your happy marriage.

[Kenzan]

Kinda like this (http://www.catsonmars.com/otaku/cosplay/july05-02b.jpg).

Ulp! (http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/corbis/DGT069/CB022696.jpg)
:scared:

[KhawMengLee]

I don't know but isn't your dream woman ah.... eeh how to say this aaah in real life a man? Hate to burst your bubble you walking around in a skirt and all.
But somehow I think that she is a he. If not then I apologize and don't let me break up your happy marriage.



I know dude, I was being sarcastic, I've seen Madam Butterfly (The John Lone version).

[KhawMengLee]

Kinda like this (http://www.catsonmars.com/otaku/cosplay/july05-02b.jpg).

And I thought Smuttyman was bad...

[Fred27]

The fattest girls squeezed into the tiniest costumes - made me wanna barf my brunch up...

Meh! Fatter girl means there is alot more of her to love. :) Think positive dude :p

[Kenzan]

Meh! Fatter girl means there is alot more of her to love. :) Think positive dude :p

Indeed. (http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f56/HolyTal/fat4dan.jpg)

And for the ladies. (http://www.drunkencat.com/i/u/Byem2kkH.jpg)

So you see, I AM thinking positive!
positively revolting, that is!
:D

[Hisham]

err well at least she's doing something about her physical situation.:nervous:

me trying to make it postive

[Newbie]

Aw man! I just ate. I don't feel so well anymore....

[NorthernKendoka]

The cosplay was great, kendo and cosplay in one geeky harmony. Suddenly going outside to eat lunch wasn't an unwelcome interuption but rather a pleasant distraction. After the lame (they ran out of beer) farewell party I was kidnapped by the Kendo World team and missed my booze duel with Meng. So instead I used the evening trying to convince Alex and Hamish to publish the first ever Kendo World center-fold or maybe calendar. I know they have the material for it, it wasn't all kendo on their cameras.

[Awooga Guy]

Awooga Guy is most disturbed :eek:







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[Newbie]

This is the smutty samurai thread. I demand you get and post these incriminating photos!

[Awooga Guy]

Today's salvo: (Not entirely safe for work)

http://dump.xerc.biz/lesbians.gif
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y220/gobi_wan_kenobi/Penny_REMAKE.png
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/ninja_turtles.png
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/SancLunatic/achievementlocked.jpg
http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1161455485982.jpg

Arf :)




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[bobdonny]

Today's salvo: (Not entirely safe for work)

http://dump.xerc.biz/lesbians.gif
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y220/gobi_wan_kenobi/Penny_REMAKE.png
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/ninja_turtles.png
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/SancLunatic/achievementlocked.jpg
http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1161455485982.jpg
Arf :)
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IS Awooga the latest generation in dormant/sleeper Spam ;) ??????

[Hisham]

The cosplay was great, kendo and cosplay in one geeky harmony. Suddenly going outside to eat lunch wasn't an unwelcome interuption but rather a pleasant distraction. After the lame (they ran out of beer) farewell party I was kidnapped by the Kendo World team and missed my booze duel with Meng. So instead I used the evening trying to convince Alex and Hamish to publish the first ever Kendo World center-fold or maybe calendar. I know they have the material for it, it wasn't all kendo on their cameras.

Hey NK, can you lower the encription level, i don't understand the timing of your post.


http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1161455485982.jpg
Yeah i always thought that one has to be more alert when cats are around.

[NorthernKendoka]

I was talking about the cosplay convention that took place in the same building as the WKC, that is where Meng got his lolicon photos. Does my previous post make more sense with that explanation?

[Awooga Guy]

IS Awooga the latest generation in dormant/sleeper Spam ;) ??????

Certainly not. Awooga Guy hates spammers with a vengeance. Check out his activity in the spam folder for further eloquent proof ;)

How can you be so suspicious of your old pal Bob? <sob!>








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[shred_lord]

....Check out his activity in the spam folder ....
FNAR!!
um sorry.... :cheerful:

[bobdonny]

Sorry awooga ;)
your my blue :) :)

And NK the cosplay was truely AWESOME.... twas a tough call to watch the kendo or check out the lovelies ;)

[Hisham]

I was talking about the cosplay convention that took place in the same building as the WKC, that is where Meng got his lolicon photos. Does my previous post make more sense with that explanation?

Yes thank you.

[rottunpunk]

took these on smutcam in wilkos a while back
smutty mugs. enjoy. i like the green one the bestest
two grannys were giving me odd looks whilst i was taking the photos
everyone knows old biddys are the smuttiest of em all-tsk
[img=http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/6114/bignutsjpgpb4.th.jpg] (http://img69.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bignutsjpgpb4.jpg)
[img=http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/158/perfectbushjpgxo8.th.jpg] (http://img69.imageshack.us/my.php?image=perfectbushjpgxo8.jpg)
[img=http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/4683/bumjpggg5.th.jpg] (http://img69.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bumjpggg5.jpg)
:p

[Obukan_dude]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...
MAN-FAYE!!!
http://site.man-faye.com/Portals/2/539/135_3554.jpg

[rottunpunk]

arg :D
i dont know which one is the scariest
:p

[Fonsz]

arg :D
i dont know which one is the scariest
:p
The one with the blue hair doesn't scare me. She even looks a bit eeeh .....hmmm encouraging if that's the right word for this occasion. But is this over the top or is it smut? There should be a fine line between these descriptions but where is it?.

[xvikingx]

As the wise Beavis once said, "Uh, I like it when you can see the bottom of their thingies." Yeah.

[Kitsune]

Merry Xmas to the whole group of Samurais!

[Obukan_dude]

Merry Xmas to the whole group of Samurais!
And to you as well!

[rottunpunk]

aye happy seXmas to you all aswell :D
:p

[rottunpunk]

As the wise Beavis once said, "Uh, I like it when you can see the bottom of their thingies." Yeah.

uh hur hur you said bottom hurhur

[Awooga Guy]

Yarr! Merry Christmas me hearties :) Awooga Guy wishes to send you all his special greetings.

Well how did it go everyone? Post holiday reports in here.






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[Lounge]

I had myself a merry little Christmas, nice and quiet, I hope it was good for you ;) new year will be the big one for me :) food, drink and poke-her... sorry thats poker :D

[rottunpunk]

sorry, to change the tack, but this insertion was a must

so i found a wee gallery of one of my favourite artists work (technically theres 2 of em)
and to my smutty amazement i found this (http://www.kozyndan.com/2004portfolio/horny.html) in the collection
i knew naked art was basically traditional porn. but with personified cows and bunnies its kind of frightening :D
:p

[runsyi]

sorry, to change the tack, but this insertion was a must

so i found a wee gallery of one of my favourite artists work (technically theres 2 of em)
and to my smutty amazement i found this (http://www.kozyndan.com/2004portfolio/horny.html)in the collection
i knew naked art was basically traditional porn. but with personified cows and bunnies its kind of frightening :D
:p

You said insertion. Tee hee.

[Aries]

got this in an e-mail today.
Apologies if its already been posted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=&mode=related&v=2Ti32sLWFT8

[Hisham]

sorry, to change the tack, but this insertion was a must

so i found a wee gallery of one of my favourite artists work (technically theres 2 of em)
and to my smutty amazement i found this (http://www.kozyndan.com/2004portfolio/horny.html)in the collection
i knew naked art was basically traditional porn. but with personified cows and bunnies its kind of frightening :D
:p

That picture is actually the Jungle Book kamasutra which in my opinion is the original one since it's got more combos, a very rare sight indeed :glasses:.
Thank you for sharing.

[rottunpunk]

hurhur ''such girth''
thanks airies

theres more wierder than that somewhere on
http://www.kozyndan.com/illustrations.html
look for the smutty buddha
i prefer their bunny pics i think :D
:p

[Hisham]

hahahaha your smuttiness is radiant this morning.


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[Newbie]

Hope you all had a smutty new year.

I have had a revelation - tequila is the most evil substance on the planet.

[Jon Palombi]

Cheap tequila is like poor swordsmanship. Hangovers? You bet. However, if you have ever tried Patron, evil can be good. Sharp as a katana, smooth as silk, quite lovely! Unfortunately, the elixur is expensive. "Happy New Year!"

Later, Jon

[Newbie]

I don't think the seven or eight beers before or the rum and coke after helped.

[Jon Palombi]

If you are going to drink, no mixing, that's the rule! Mixed martial arts? God, why does this degrade to animalism? Mixed drinks? God, why does this degrade to animalism? "Happy New Year!"

"Here's to Swordsmanship!" Later, Jonny

[Fred27]

Actually I had a very smutty new years eve. I had a female "friend" over. I introduced her to the smutty ways of the Smutty Samurai :p

[Newbie]

My Christmas was smutty. I sent Sats a geisha calendar. Though there was smuttiness happening on New Years, alas, twas not for me. Oh well, new year, new smut... :)

[rottunpunk]

Actually I had a very smutty new years eve. I had a female "friend" over. I introduced her to the smutty ways of the Smutty Samurai :p

you attacked her with your weapon :eek: and drank lots of sake?
thats my fellow. im proud for you
:p

[Hisham]

For those of you who are fans of Star Trek the queer generation, here is a pic (http://cosmicduckling.com/spirk/Whispers_by_Farfalla.jpg) of what to expect from the new season. happy new year guys and may you be one the smutt.

[Fred27]

you attacked her with your weapon :eek: and drank lots of sake?
thats my fellow. im proud for you
:p

Aaaawww..now yer makin me blush :D

[Rookie M]

Wishing you all a smut filled new year or new ears depending on what dunks ya biscuits.

Been away for a while but should be back a bit more now :)

[Awooga Guy]

Yakyakyak! Happy New Year everyone :)

The holidays are all about watching old films on TV. So Awooga Guy presents:

Return of The Jedi: Awooga Edition (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/makkuwata/saddam.jpg)






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[Hisham]

lmao, hey man the dark side folowers don't get to be one with force:glasses: , i think the south park version of Saddam's end is the best, you know sharing the same bed with satan.

[rottunpunk]

the one on the far right is giving yoda a suspicious looking look. yoda in turn looks quite satisfied
what is going on down where the picture doesnt show :D
:p

[chidokan]

I had a female "friend" over. You had her over a what? table? chair?The mind boggles...:grin: Just curious....

we NEED to go to Japan everyone...this is a MUST HAVE item...

http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn8642

[Hisham]

the one on the far right is giving yoda a suspicious looking look. yoda in turn looks quite satisfied
what is going on down where the picture doesnt show :D
:p

I guess instead of becoming one with the force they became one with eachother of course on a spiritual level.

[Awooga Guy]

You had her over a what? table? chair?The mind boggles...:grin: Just curious....

we NEED to go to Japan everyone...this is a MUST HAVE item...

http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn8642

That is wicked. Awooga Guy wants one. Someone start searching Ebay and find one for him :)





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[rottunpunk]

he just wants one
he doesnt neeed one, on account of the fact that he has a wife
dont encourage him.
but yeah. they are pretty ace
:p

[rottunpunk]

I guess instead of becoming one with the force they became one with eachother of course on a spiritual level.
what kind of spirit? vodka?
youre pic of star trek was somewhat disturbing
nice find ;)
:p

[Fonsz]

what kind of spirit? vodka?
youre pic of star trek was somewhat disturbing
nice find ;)
:p
It is Star Wars dear Lady. One has to have knowledge of the Classics. Now don't let me down again please. It's so unbecoming for people of our superior status old girl.
So go and sin no more.:smiley:

[Hisham]

It is Star Wars dear Lady. One has to have knowledge of the Classics. Now don't let me down again please. It's so unbecoming for people of our superior status old girl.
So go and sin no more.:smiley:

lol, Rotten actually made a comment on the pic i posted above which is a rather special star treck pic :D.

PS:The website which i took the pic from has other smutty homo style pics, if you're interested Fonsz :grin:

[xvikingx]

You had her over a what? table? chair?The mind boggles...:grin: Just curious....

we NEED to go to Japan everyone...this is a MUST HAVE item...

http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn8642

Hahahaha!!!!... You have no idea how bad I wanted that. In Japan they have a lot of campaigns like this, where you collect stickers from beer cans and send them in on post cards they have on the inside of six-packs. I am alway an eager participant; once I even won 4 cases of beer by writting different names and address' on the post cards I sent in. This time it did not work however. I was tanked all the time because of that little SOB!

[rottunpunk]

i was bored
so i did a search for 'smut' on ebay
it came up with some intersting things (mainly viz)
here are a couple of my favourites
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BISHOP-George-Smut-King_W0QQitemZ140070720111QQihZ004QQcategoryZ72314 QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQcmdZViewItem
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RARE-HELMET-AUTOGRAPHED-SIGNED-BISCUITS-FOR-SMUT-12_W0QQitemZ110075724226QQihZ001QQcategoryZ96817QQ ssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/B-K-Long-In-Smuts-Camp-First-Edition-1945_W0QQitemZ140061604250QQihZ004QQcategoryZ29320 QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQcmdZViewItem
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SMUT-PEDDLERS-Porn-Again-CD-SEALED-NEW_W0QQitemZ250067047649QQihZ015QQcategoryZ58601Q QssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
there ya go
...now im bored again
:p

[Obukan_dude]

http://a304.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/17/l_608cfdb79c4340afd9932e35faecd577.jpg
Identity hidden to protect the smutty.:cool2:

[rottunpunk]

big fnar to obukan
nice pic
that beats my mates 'my other ride is your sister' t-shirt
nice one :D
:p

[Kenzan]

Remember:
Smut spelled backwards is TUMS (http://www.tums.com/)

[rottunpunk]

teehee
as soon as i read that i couldnt help thinking of bums n tums workouts
so i did a googley search and the second or third link was for
http://www.dooyoo.co.uk/dvd-title-n/nude-work-out-6-bums-n-tums/
(safe for work as the pic is unavailable-sorry guys)
:p

[Hisham]

(safe for work as the pic is unavailable-sorry guys)
:p

Don't worry about that our imagination will do the work :cheeky:

[Awooga Guy]

i was bored
so i did a search for 'smut' on ebay
it came up with some intersting things (mainly viz)
here are a couple of my favourites
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BISHOP-George-Smut-King_W0QQitemZ140070720111QQihZ004QQcategoryZ72314 QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQcmdZViewItem
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RARE-HELMET-AUTOGRAPHED-SIGNED-BISCUITS-FOR-SMUT-12_W0QQitemZ110075724226QQihZ001QQcategoryZ96817QQ ssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/B-K-Long-In-Smuts-Camp-First-Edition-1945_W0QQitemZ140061604250QQihZ004QQcategoryZ29320 QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQcmdZViewItem
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SMUT-PEDDLERS-Porn-Again-CD-SEALED-NEW_W0QQitemZ250067047649QQihZ015QQcategoryZ58601Q QssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
there ya go
...now im bored again
:p

Hur hur

Awooga Guy has bought this one:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BISHOP-George-Smut-King_W0QQitemZ140070720111QQihZ004QQcategoryZ72314 QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQcmdZViewItem

Well found Deb :)






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[rottunpunk]

no probs, i was wondering whether to buy that myself
just for the smutty leer the bloke on the cover is giving
enjoy the read
:p

[rottunpunk]

so i was looking through the daaarlooo whats on theatre guide
and this (http://www.macarts.co.uk/?page=event.html&id=2108) appeared (the darlo website doesnt have the picture)
got me thinking how young they are teaching the smut these days-bwess
:p

[pgsmith]

got me thinking how young they are teaching the smut these days
Here in the U.S., we even have smutty school field trips ...
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y161/pgsmith/sexeducationfieldtrip.jpg

[rottunpunk]

hmmn reasonably well priced too :D
:p

[pgsmith]

hmmn reasonably well priced too
So, do you charge more over there in the U.K.?

[rottunpunk]

im not sure
as a woman i get in free

tis wierd, i keep getting a 'suspicious website' popup thing whenever i try to type a reply on this thread...
...but only this thread

well done on the smut factor everyone
its making my virus riddled compuitor feel abashed :D
:p

[Awooga Guy]

So, guess what turned up at Awooga Towers today:

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/4302/dsc00029xb6.jpg

Note also how it has a label on the back that says "10p":

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/6851/dsc00030po4.jpg

Awooga Guy will report back with a definitive capsule review.






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[rottunpunk]

from woolies too
perhaps its 10p before inflation
or you was ripped off in the name of smut
BLASPHEMY!!! :D
looking forward to the review
and i love the thumbs up in the pic-geniousness

hopefully this will work
an email i got today
sorry to those who have seen it already

how the position you sleep in can tell alot about your situation
http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/8451/sleep1uj1.th.png (http://img130.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sleep1uj1.png)
http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/605/sleep2ng8.th.png (http://img294.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sleep2ng8.png)
http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/3326/sleep3nx2.th.png (http://img45.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sleep3nx2.png)
http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/9348/sleep4ei8.th.png (http://img184.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sleep4ei8.png)
http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/5324/sleep5rm1.th.png (http://img294.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sleep5rm1.png)
http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/392/sleep6ml1.th.png (http://img130.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sleep6ml1.png)
http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/9016/sleep7os5.th.png (http://img294.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sleep7os5.png)
http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/2554/sleep8an0.th.png (http://img130.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sleep8an0.png)
http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/7369/sleep9fo7.th.png (http://img181.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sleep9fo7.png)

:p

[rottunpunk]

oh arse
they didnt embed and went tiny
and it took forever too
never mind
long live the smut anyhoos
:p

[Awooga Guy]

Fixed teh links for you RP :)

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/8451/sleep1uj1.png
http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/605/sleep2ng8.png
http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/3326/sleep3nx2.png
http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/9348/sleep4ei8.png
http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/5324/sleep5rm1.png
http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/392/sleep6ml1.png
http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/9016/sleep7os5.png
http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/2554/sleep8an0.png
http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/7369/sleep9fo7.png

Very smutty too :)






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[rottunpunk]

your a good egg awooga
cheers muchly
id give ya some rep if it would let me

indeed, they made me chortle too
hows the smut king?
(the book, not you, but hows you the smut king too? :D)
:p

[Awooga Guy]

Well, Awooga Guy hasn't got round to reading it yet - he's still finishing one of the books he was given for Christmas, "May on Motors" - A collection of James May's motoring columns. You know - James May from Top Gear. The one who isn't Clarkson and who didn't roll the ropey dragster.

I'll have it finished by the next Niten seminar though. Who wants to borrow "Smut King" next?






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[Batman]

Who wants to borrow "Smut King" next?

You or the book?

[Awooga Guy]

Yes.






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[SmellsLikeBogu]

[QUOTE=Awooga Guy] Fixed teh links for you RP :)

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/8451/sleep1uj1.png
http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/605/sleep2ng8.png
http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/3326/sleep3nx2.png
http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/9348/sleep4ei8.png
http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/5324/sleep5rm1.png
http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/392/sleep6ml1.png
http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/9016/sleep7os5.png
http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/2554/sleep8an0.png
http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/7369/sleep9fo7.png
[QUOTE]

now thats some grade A smut. I like :D

[Spendius]

Who will choose him as his avatar ?
http://www.kryo.it/smut/

[Awooga Guy]

Hehe, arf :)

We need someone to translate this. Any Italian speakers want to step up to the challenge?






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[Awooga Guy]

Also, some other stuff. Not very smutty, but cool:

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/zulie5_1.jpg
http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/3216/psikostym031nf2.jpg
http://x26.xanga.com/a16c33761933563991509/z26136961.jpg
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2005-12/01/xin_411202011703074867912.jpg
http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/slurrrrrrrrrrp.jpg

Awww :)





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[Spendius]

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/3216/psikostym031nf2.jpg


hehe...
http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/9260/image001ca0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Awooga Guy]

Ok, here's something a little more smutty from Awooga Guy :) Should be safe for work:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/Napierrichards/boing.gif

Hur hur, arf :)





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[The great I AM]

Mmmmm, bazookas.....why I love being a man.

[Awooga Guy]

And another one ;)

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/9485/jessicaalba2rv9.gif





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[Awooga Guy]

Yaaaaawn!

Where is everyone? What's the story? Where's the smut?






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[rottunpunk]

i did a google search for boobies for you all
this is the first thing that came up
scary stuff on that site mind
http://www.ratemyboobies.com/
:p

[ScottUK]

You want us to rate your boobies? If you come to the keiko next week I'll see what I can do - but Lounge is a better judge of dirty pillows than I am. :D

[satsumaruma]

i did a google search for boobies for you all
this is the first thing that came up
scary stuff on that site mind
http://www.ratemyboobies.com/
:p

You're not kidding scary! did you see the link for 'rate my poo'

Ye gods what is wrong with people?

[SmellsLikeBogu]

Smegalicious
Its a girl with smeg on her T-shirt!

http://www.onedition.com/portfolios5/images/SportsMarketing001_000.JPG

just noticed it isnt a T-shirt but body paint. even better!

[The great I AM]

Smegalicious
Its a girl with smeg on her T-shirt!

http://www.onedition.com/portfolios5/images/SportsMarketing001_000.JPG

just noticed it isnt a T-shirt but body paint. even better!
Niiiiiiiiiiice. I love body painted boobs!

[Awooga Guy]

I'll see what I can do - but Lounge is a better judge of dirty pillows than I am. :D

Bah, no-one is a better boobie shinpan than Awooga Guy.

In other news, Awooga Guy got his second green square thingy. Woot :)





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[ScottUK]

If there are Boobie Shimpan, there must be a Boobie Shiai.

Anyone?

[Awooga Guy]

Is that nito?






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[SmellsLikeBogu]

Tai-atari anyone?

[Hisham]

Yeah the goal would be to get taiataried in the face.

[Fonsz]

i did a google search for boobies for you all
this is the first thing that came up
scary stuff on that site mind
http://www.ratemyboobies.com/
:p
How long do I have to continue to rate the exposed tender flesh in the pictures? I think I had rated about 25 (pair) of them but there's no end to them. You're not part of set up are you? Or do we have to guess which are yours?:nervous:

[Awooga Guy]

Rookie's in there somewhere ;)






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[Fonsz]

Rookie's in there somewhere ;)






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So now all we have to do is rate them and then post the links to which we think are the appropriate ones? Damn that is tough and dirty work but someone's got to do it huh?
Oh well back with my nose to the grindstone.

[Obukan_dude]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F81m24M3xo
Found this on Youtube. Warning: A little explicit. Not that the truly smutty will care...:smoker:

[Fonsz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F81m24M3xo
Found this on Youtube. Warning: A little explicit. Not that the truly smutty will care...:smoker:
This is the funniest one I have seen priceless indeed.

[satsumaruma]

What a great would-be father in law.

[satsumaruma]

Oooh and my signature just matched the thread.

Super duper diddly oopah

[SmellsLikeBogu]

anyone wanna start a ratemysmeg.com website? :p ratemysmut.com?

[kartoffelngeist]

ratemysmeg.com

Ewwww......

[Ignatz]

Ewwww......

On that topic, this might interest some of you. From the NY Times:

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/25/science/25sheep.html?ei=5094&en=a3cab88fd587d98b&hp=&ex=1169701200&adxnnl=1&partner=homepage&adxnnlx=1169701037-ejLoEpH6yEHTNoXk73HZWA

[ZtefaNNN[K]]

Who will choose him as his avatar ?
http://www.kryo.it/smut/
I´ll give it a try!

---WHO.---

MR. WHO is a colleric pensionate full of repressed frustration that from time to time wants to let the hell out without paying attention to sex, age, race or religion.
Some kind of anarchic old man without friends and without heart, destructive, pessimist, unpolite and absolutly carent of remorse.
That next door neighbour that you don´t want to have anymore, that one always nasty. ....(And this goes on and on and finishes willing long life to the "big old bastard").
------

well, italian is easier spoken / heard than written!

[kartoffelngeist]

On that topic, this might interest some of you. From the NY Times:

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/25/science/25sheep.html?ei=5094&en=a3cab88fd587d98b&hp=&ex=1169701200&adxnnl=1&partner=homepage&adxnnlx=1169701037-ejLoEpH6yEHTNoXk73HZWA

I don't get the link...

edit: the link between the quote and the NY times, not the hyperlink...

[rottunpunk]

hehe excellent advert
its a shame they banned it

er no, my baps arent in there,
as for the offer of rating them.
thanks, not right now, but ill bear it in mind :D

interesting article ignatz
i was under the impression that 1 in 10 sheep were gay, the numbers must be rising as society becomes more open
:p

[rottunpunk]

not overtly smutty,
but this made me chortle

George W Bush has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, Where the Devil is waiting for him.

The Devil says, "I don't know what to do. You're on my list, but I have no room for you. Tell you what: I've got some people here who weren't as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
I'll even let you decide who you swap with".

The Devil leads Bush to a series of doors and opens the first. Inside is Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water. Reagan keeps diving in and Surfacing,over and over again. Such is his fate in Hell.

Bush says, "No I don't want to do that. I'm not a good swimmer, so I don't think I could do that all day long".

The Devil leads him to the next room. Inside is Richard Nixon with a Sledgehammer and a huge pile of rocks. All he does is swing the hammer, time after time. Bush says, "No, I've got a problem with my shoulder. I'd be in constant agony if all I did was break rocks all day".

The Devil opens a third door. Inside Bush sees Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms tied behind his head, and his legs spread-eagled. Bent over him is Monica Lewinsky - doing what she does best. Bush stares In disbelief and says, "Yeah, I can handle this".

The Devil smiles and says, 'OK Monica, you're free to go."
:p

[Hisham]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to rottunpunk again.


Need i say more

[Obukan_dude]

not overtly smutty,
but this made me chortle

George W Bush has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, Where the Devil is waiting for him.

The Devil says, "I don't know what to do. You're on my list, but I have no room for you. Tell you what: I've got some people here who weren't as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
I'll even let you decide who you swap with".

The Devil leads Bush to a series of doors and opens the first. Inside is Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water. Reagan keeps diving in and Surfacing,over and over again. Such is his fate in Hell.

Bush says, "No I don't want to do that. I'm not a good swimmer, so I don't think I could do that all day long".

The Devil leads him to the next room. Inside is Richard Nixon with a Sledgehammer and a huge pile of rocks. All he does is swing the hammer, time after time. Bush says, "No, I've got a problem with my shoulder. I'd be in constant agony if all I did was break rocks all day".

The Devil opens a third door. Inside Bush sees Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms tied behind his head, and his legs spread-eagled. Bent over him is Monica Lewinsky - doing what she does best. Bush stares In disbelief and says, "Yeah, I can handle this".

The Devil smiles and says, 'OK Monica, you're free to go."
:p

FFFFFNNNNNNAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!:D :D :D :D

[Awooga Guy]

Excellent smut there Deb :) 8.5/10






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[rottunpunk]

hehe cheers guys
well its not mine really,
but i thought id best share it with y'all :D
:p

[Newbie]

So I don't have to read over a week's worth of posts - what's been happening whilst I was gone?

[SmellsLikeBogu]

So I don't have to read over a week's worth of posts - what's been happening whilst I was gone?
mostly smutty stuff :) definition of smeg, some girl with smeg on her naked chest, and other funny stuff :)

[Newbie]

Business as usual then :)

[satsumaruma]

Business as usual then :)

Which bit applies to you?
Smutty stuff?
Smeg definition?
Funny stuff?
Or did you get lucky?:silly:

[Newbie]

*rolls eyes* I meant, "business as usual" with this thread, you dirty old man.

[rottunpunk]

you dirty old man.
hes in the right place then :D
:p

[Awooga Guy]

Hur hur hur :)







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[SmellsLikeBogu]

the smut reserves have run dry? bring it on!

[Hisham]

Well the smut production is a comunity effort, we shouldn't rely on the same people to give us our smut dose.

[The great I AM]

Put "buxom" into a google image search

[ScottUK]

The last time people trusted you they discovered 'Tub Girl'... :D

[Awooga Guy]

Smut (http://www.apsnet.org/Education/IllustratedGlossary/PhotosS-V/smut.htm)

More smut (http://botit.botany.wisc.edu/toms_fungi/march98.html)






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[SmellsLikeBogu]

Put "buxom" into a google image search

I think I just met "The Great They Are"

[Obukan_dude]

Smut (http://www.apsnet.org/Education/IllustratedGlossary/PhotosS-V/smut.htm)

More smut (http://botit.botany.wisc.edu/toms_fungi/march98.html)






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EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW.:tongue:

[SmellsLikeBogu]

appearantly some people try to block smut, they even build filters for it.
but even the most simple algorythems can figure out that smut is a good thing and shouldnt be blocked.

http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,36923,00.html

[Awooga Guy]

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/5043/drunkcat00rg7.jpg

Hur hur :)





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[The great I AM]

http://www.b3ta.com/features/phalliclogoawards/

I can't take credit for it, but its very funny

[Spendius]

http://www.b3ta.com/features/phalliclogoawards/

I can't take credit for it, but its very funny




Excellent ! the asian studies logo is priceless.

Perry bible is a bad taste web comic, some strips are a bit smutty, like this one:
http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF106AD-Tunnel_Of_Love.gif#176

[ScottUK]

The PBF is superb. I lost hours of my life on that site...

[Obukan_dude]

Ok, all ye followers of smut, time to test your mettle:
http://www.blogthings.com/doyouhaveadirtymindquiz/

[Newbie]

Nice quiz:


You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap.
If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you!

Sweet :D

[satsumaruma]

WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH.

My computer is poorly and I cannot see any of this smut.

And I take great pride in being the Smut Meister.

[rottunpunk]

hehe. nice one dude
im not the ultra smut, but then i didnt think i was anyways

Your Mind is NC-17 Rated

http://images.blogthings.com/doyouhaveadirtymindquiz/dirty-3.jpg

You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap.
If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you!
:p

[Awooga Guy]

Hur hur. Awooga Guy got that score as well, naturally :)

Spendius, love the sig! That's cheesy humour worthy of the Lounge-meister :)

Debs, what did Tim think of the ex-Awooga fukuro shinai?






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[rottunpunk]

well, hes obviously quite content using a small weapon, as theres no chance of me nicking it off him :(
he will thank you as soon as hes online next

that night we did bunkai for tsukekomi where he used it and caught my pretty bokuto, and i accidently hit him on the head on account of my opponent normally being my height
oopsy :D

twas good doing keiko with you by the way
hope to do some more next time
:p

[Awooga Guy]

Yarr, glad he likes it :) And yeah that was a great practice. It's nice to improve a little bit :)






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[Awooga Guy]

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1168702253-1167588149005.jpg

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1168702253-1167569082596.jpg

Heheh more quality pussy action from Awooga Guy.






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[rottunpunk]

hehe. excellent pics dude
my pussy went missing today, but shes back now so its ok. i was so worried though
heres an orgy of pussys http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkSmZxixsHQ
if you have sound (and are not at work) turn it on :D
dont watch this one on drugs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRxR1gHfV4I
:p

[Awooga Guy]

Holy quivering smut Batman!

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/4880/jlu01142yqxd6.jpg
http://www.superdickery.com/images/bondage/05kp2.jpg
http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/orgasm4vh.jpg

And those heroic Autobots:

http://halbot.haluze.sk/images/2006-10/2704_PBF077AD-Disassemble.jpg





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[SmellsLikeBogu]

Holy quivering smut Batman!

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/4880/jlu01142yqxd6.jpg
http://www.superdickery.com/images/bondage/05kp2.jpg
http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/orgasm4vh.jpg


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http://www.kendo.uclu.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php?n=Gallery.Batman?pic=38



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[rottunpunk]

hehe i do love your comics awooga guy
:p

[ScottUK]

My favourites:

http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/WANK.jpg
http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/auntmaysemen4az.jpg
http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/batgirlwatch6um7sz.jpg
http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/waistdown.jpg

[rottunpunk]

hehe, youve made me choke on my own laughing...erm...juices :D


An old man marries a young woman and they are deeply in love However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never Achieves Orgasm so they decide to ask a sex therapist for advice

The therapist listens to their story and makes the following Suggestion;
"Hire a strapping young man and while the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you, as though he is fanning you both

Make sure he is totally naked and she can see his manhood as he fans you both with the towel That will help your wife fantasise, and should bring on a full blown orgasm”

They go home and follow the therapist's advice

They hire a handsome young man and he strips off and enthusiastically
and waves a towel over them both as they make love but it doesn't help and still the wife is unsatisfied and frustrated

Perplexed, they go back to the therapist "Okay", he says, "let's try it reversed
Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them"

Once again, they follow the advice The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband wave’s the towel The hired hand really works with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, screaming orgasm

Smiling, the husband drops the towel, taps the young man on the shoulder and says to him, triumphantly:







"THAT'S how you wave a f*@king towel, son!!"
:p

[Hisham]

Hahaha, good one. So i guess when old men speak about sex with young ladies it would be all about how good there towel waving is lol

[Awooga Guy]

http://www.kendo.uclu.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php?n=Gallery.Batman?pic=38

The horror... the horror... :eek:






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[Awooga Guy]

Deb's email joke...
:p

Hur hur :) Awooga Guy swears that you and Scott must get and send more junk email than the rest of the internet combined :) At least it's good clean smut :)






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[ScottUK]

I have less-than-clean emails if you want them forwarding too...?

[Awooga Guy]

But of course :)






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[Spendius]

No comment

[img=http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/3677/veggiebb1.th.jpg] (http://img156.imageshack.us/my.php?image=veggiebb1.jpg)

[Awooga Guy]

No comment

[img=http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/3677/veggiebb1.th.jpg] (http://img156.imageshack.us/my.php?image=veggiebb1.jpg)

Yakyakyak! :D





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[Hisham]

No comment

[img=http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/3677/veggiebb1.th.jpg] (http://img156.imageshack.us/my.php?image=veggiebb1.jpg)

Nature speaks in misterious ways :D

[SmellsLikeBogu]

I am sensing a smut-mailinglist in the making! I want in damnit!

[ScottUK]

Anyone who wants to be added to my Shitlist:

PM me with your email addy and full name... :D

[Awooga Guy]

Think carefully though folks, it's a lot of smutty spam :)






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[ScottUK]

Think carefully though folks, it's a lot of smutty spam :)And you love it you slag... :D

[Awooga Guy]

Awooga Guy must say, yesterday's installment was particularly good :)






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[ScottUK]

Wait until you see tomorrow morning's filth to be issued to all smut-troopers...

[SmellsLikeBogu]

I subscribed. I hope I can handle it without permanent braindamage :p

[rottunpunk]

fnar
cant wait till tommorrow then our scott
email piccy of the day (hopefully awooga wont have to fix this one
http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/543/hookerey0.png
:p

[Fonsz]

fnar
cant wait till tommorrow then our scott
email piccy of the day (hopefully awooga wont have to fix this one
http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/543/hookerey0.png
:p
A hooker is a rugby player right? Otherwise I don't get it.

[Obukan_dude]

Hey, I heard on the news earlier that $4,000 worth of sex toys were stolen from an adult store in Britain. I'm looking at you, Gibbo.:cheeky: :D

[xvikingx]

http://www.b3ta.com/features/phalliclogoawards/

I can't take credit for it, but its very funny




The one in Japanese with the bone is a place I'm actually familiar with. I have.. make that had a stapler from them that was an penis shaped bone with a smiley face, that had "I want to feel your love in my bone" written on it. If I can get my old mobile phone working I will post a pic.

[Hisham]

A hooker is a rugby player right? Otherwise I don't get it.

Come on Fonsz, you never heard about transexuals?

Come to think of it i hope i did get the joke :silly:

[Awooga Guy]

The one in Japanese with the bone is a place I'm actually familiar with. I have.. make that had a stapler from them that was an penis shaped bone with a smiley face, that had "I want to feel your love in my bone" written on it. If I can get my old mobile phone working I will post a pic.

Yes! Post pix pls k thx bye :)






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[The great I AM]

Hey, I heard on the news earlier that $4,000 worth of sex toys were stolen from an adult store in Britain. I'm looking at you, Gibbo.:cheeky: :DWhy, is one of them still up my arse? It was the only place I could think of hiding them all. I sealed it up with a butt plug so it wouldn't all fall out.

[ScottUK]

"Still" is the operative word here... :)

[The great I AM]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCVuN4RnnV0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA6Nck11OnQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkduT6gPT38



not smut, but goddam I love seeing animals get flung around!

WARNING: Animal lovers hsould not watch this....

[ScottUK]

The last one was awesome... could they make a version for students?

[Awooga Guy]

And why were you searching the net for squirrel then Gibbo? :D

Cool clips btw :)






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[The great I AM]

And why were you searching the net for squirrel then Gibbo? :D

Cool clips btw :)






That is all.One of my students sent them to me after a conversation last night waiting for the eurostar

[ziggey]

scottuk: what is a chav? do they exist outside britain???

[ScottUK]

scottuk: what is a chav? do they exist outside britain???Yes, but only as far as Ibiza and Benidorm. I don't think the Chav knows where Japan is (nor do Ryanair fly there), so you're OK.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chav+%2F+Chavette

[ziggey]

eh? wut? normal white thrash? theyre everywhere... or is there something special to it with these chavsters?

[ScottUK]

Yeah, most white trash are just white trash, but these guys cover themselves in cheap jewellery, brand names and think they are actually something special - but the reality is they are thick, embarrassing to the rest of the UK and breed too fast. Oh, and their women are enough to make you turn gay.

There are Chav hotspots here, so if anyone is thinking of visiting the UK, please PM first for advice. :)

[ziggey]

yeah, Id like to see what theyre really up to... are they related to the pikeys/gypsies?

[ScottUK]

Quite possibly. Here's some vids:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ScmLo9bPqk (my favourite)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSHg62KEznM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71PW2uUJtcg (awesome)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdNfFwi3YLU

...and lots more here:

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=chav&search=Search

[ziggey]

hahah! love the comment on the one with the first one

"ha ha ha. it's funny because they are chavs, they are all probably related but don't know it. "

[ScottUK]

Hehe I love maths:

1x 8-stone f*ckwit drug dealer divided by 2x 16-stone peelers = 1x crying CS-gassed chav begging for his bro to help him... love it! :D

[xvikingx]

I don't think the Chav knows where Japan is (nor do Ryanair fly there), so you're OK.

They have a better version anyway. You'll like the Asain gansta'.

[ziggey]

The so-called "jiggers" I suppose? they are the worst!

[ScottUK]

They have a better version anyway. You'll like the Asain gansta'.Already met 'em in Kitakyushu. Got into a bit of a verbal with the one... hehe poor guy.

[rottunpunk]

hehe that first one is a gem
cheers scott :D
:p

[xvikingx]

Yeah, the first one is excellent. They had the "danger music" playing, but it just didn't quite fit in while he's squirming and crying for his friend.


Already met 'em in Kitakyushu. Got into a bit of a verbal with the one... hehe poor guy.

I can't stand the little bastards; all bark and no bite. I got into a fight with one on the train who was giving me the stink-eye but I didn't touch him because I know right or wrong the gaijin is going to jail and then getting deported. Oh how I wish there were fewer witnesses.

*Off topic: got the phone working but I realized there is no way to get the picture from my phone to my PC. I'll just have to relay it to Scott.

[ziggey]

I got into a fight with one on the train who was giving me the stink-eye...


easy going are we? :cool:

[xvikingx]

He started it.

[ScottUK]

Typical Viking - go to a foreign land - rape, pillage, murder etc and then sod off before the rozzers* arrive...

(*Police, for our non English buddies on KW)

[ziggey]

Viking: write down what Scott just said somewhere, we might use it as a todo-list when we pay our next "visit" to the british isles.

MOHAHA!

[shred_lord]

Not smutty but hey, I can not stop laughing at this
http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=498

[ScottUK]

Viking: write down what Scott just said somewhere, we might use it as a todo-list when we pay our next "visit" to the british isles.Remember Stamford Bridge (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Stamford_Bridge) boys...

Advisor: How much of England are you giving to Hardrada?
Harold: Seven feet of English ground, or as much as he is taller than other men.

Now THAT is fighting talk.

[ziggey]

"the Stamford Bridge was immediately held by a Norwegian berserker, armed with an axe, and wearing no armor. This berserker was of enormous stature, dwarfing even Harold Hardrada (putting him over 2 metres) and he terrified the English army. He held the bridge for an hour, hewing down anyone who attempted to cross,"

I like this part...
will read the rest someday... ^^

[shred_lord]

Holy mother of Jebus! (http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=506)
Luck Boy (http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=508)
I Should Never Have Quit! (http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=531)
Which of you is this guy? (http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=554)
Um....Noooooooooo! (http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=598)

[ziggey]

nice shadow on that pirate...
reminds me of this this (http://www.alivewithlove.com/cyclists.html)

[Hisham]

i guess those guys are very proud of there front curves and want equality with women who get to showcase there own:glasses:.

[xvikingx]

OI! Less cocks and more jugs!

Scott: Harold is dead. You have not a pott to piss in.... May I sugest your trousers?

[ScottUK]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to xvikingx again.Ah, there is no justice in the world... :)

[Awooga Guy]

OI! Less cocks and more jugs!

Scott: Harold is dead. You have not a pott to piss in.... May I sugest your trousers?

:D Yakyakyak!





That is all.

[shred_lord]

They're so hot and sweaty! (http://www.goodiebag.tv/coedswithcolds/index.htm)

[rottunpunk]

well that was random :D
heres my joke stolen from an email for today

A posh hotel holds three weddings on the same day and at the end of the
>> >night the 3 grooms meet up at the bar to discuss the day's events over a
>> >couple of beers.
>> >
>> >One questions the other two, "Listen, it's our wedding night and I was
>> >wondering - how many times are we expected to...um...you know....do it".
>> >
>> >Eventually, they all decide to retire to their respective wives and see
>>how
>> >the night goes, with the idea to meet up the following morning over
>> >breakfast to discuss what went on.
>> >
>> >Suddenly one of the grooms pipes up, "Hold on lads, we can't discuss our
>> >first night marital goings-on over the breakfast table with our new
>> >wives
>> >sat with us."
>> >
>> >"No you're right. What we'll do then, is for every piece of toast we
>>order
>> >with our breakfast, that'll be the amount times we did it", offers
>>another
>> >groom. They all decide it's an excellent idea and depart.
>> >
>> >The next day in the hotel dining room, the grooms are all looking a bit
>> >dishevelled, but that's nothing compared to the brides, who can barely
>> >stagger across the room to their tables.
>> >
>> >The waitress comes up to the first groom to take his order; "Hello, I'll
>> >have the full English breakfast with THREE pieces of toast please".
>> >
>> >The other two grooms smile at him and raise a glass of fresh orange in a
>> >toast to his fantastic prowess.
>> >
>> >The waitress moves to the second couple, and the groom orders, "I too
>>shall
>> >have the full English breakfast, but could I have FOUR pieces of toast
>> >please?"
>> >
>> >The waitress gets to the last groom, "I'll also have the full English
>> >breakfast please, yet I shall have..." he takes a deep breath "SEVEN,
>> >yes
>> >SEVEN PIECES OF TOAST" he calls for everyone's benefit whilst giving a
>>big
>> >cheesy grin to his two wedding mates, who stare at him in disbelief at
>>the
>> >thought of how raw his old chap must be.
>> >
>> >"Seven pieces of toast sir?" queries the waitress. "Why, that's an awful
>> >lot"
>> >
>> >"Yes indeed young lady, seven pieces of toast it is."
>> >
>> >She writes down his order and turns away, but before she can leave, the
>> >groom calls after her again, "And by the way love, can you make two of
>> >those
>> >brown?"

[xvikingx]

Ew, naughty.

[Fonsz]

Quite possibly. Here's some vids:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ScmLo9bPqk (my favourite)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSHg62KEznM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71PW2uUJtcg (awesome)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdNfFwi3YLU

...and lots more here:

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=chav&search=Search
I was wondering whether the mentioned crimes and persons, that are headline news even in Holland, are the forementioned "Chavs"? I have quite a good idea about what and how they are. Courtesy of the Justin Slayer first class. But are the British Isles turning into something like Escape from New York?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007070959,00.html

Say it isn't so please.

[rottunpunk]

toy just wants to be george thats all
there isnt that much gun related crime over here on account of them being less readily available, and it being a smaller country
its the poundshop penknives that are probably more problematic

anyhoos ive posted it before, but its probably worth it again
(for inter global relations and education purposes)
how to spot a chav - http://www.chavscum.co.uk/howto.php
:p

[rottunpunk]

toy is meant to be read as tony in that last post-sorry

todays email joke is...

Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out
of her mourning stage. Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging
her to get back into the world. Finally, Karen says she'd go out, but
didn't know anyone.

Her daughter immediately replies: "Mom, I have someone for you to meet.
Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating
for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills.

Their first night there, she undresses as he does. There she stood nude
except for a pair of black lacy panties, he in his birthday suit.
Looking at her he asks: "Why the black panties?

She replies: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore,
but down there I am still in mourning."
He knows he's not getting lucky that night...

The following night the same scenario. She's standing there with the
black panties on, and he is in his birthday suit ... except that he is
wearing a black condom.

She looks at him and asks: "What's with this black condom?"

He replies: "I want to offer my deepest condolences"

[Hisham]

Yeah temptation makes us very imaginative :D

[rottunpunk]

hehe
so some of you may have read i went to edinbirgh tother day
i did find a wee bit of smut on rottuncam for ya all
behold the scotch whiskey flavoured macondom
http://img455.imageshack.us/img455/771/118e5ef5d2fdee82ge5.jpg

im afraid it was stupidly overpriced so i didnt buy any to try
:p

[Hisham]

lol, you gotta be a smut magnet to find those kina things hehehe, hope the liquid inside doesn't have anything to do with what the brand's name suggests :eek:

[Awooga Guy]

Excellent smut-spotting Deb :) It's the duty of all smutty samurai to keep their phone cameras at the ready for smut reporting purposes.






That is all.

[tattooedasshole]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA

[shred_lord]

It's time you sad boyo's found life partners!! (http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/)

[xvikingx]

If only there was a cure... (http://edis.ifas.ufl.edu/SC008)

[rottunpunk]

If only there was a cure... (http://edis.ifas.ufl.edu/SC008)


fnar :D
my favourite part :
''The whip serves as a source of spores. It has been shown that approximately one billion spores per whip per day can be released into the ...''

so how did you come across that site mr shred, looking for something a little close to home but still slightly exotic? ;)
:p

[Firebird]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA

Love that short! :D

[chidokan]

Is one of them ScottUK???? sure looks like him with that dodgy beard....:grin:

[satsumaruma]

They didn't sound Brummie or YamYam or whatever Scotty is.

Mind I don't recall anyone in the Village People having a beard...moustaches on the other hand..........:wink:

[ScottUK]

Only the Brummies call us Yamyams. However, the Brummie Scum don't know any better. The sooner we build a wall around the city and flood it, the better...

Tim, were you 'In The Navy'...?

[SmellsLikeBogu]

hehe
so some of you may have read i went to edinbirgh tother day
i did find a wee bit of smut on rottuncam for ya all
behold the scotch whiskey flavoured macondom
http://img455.imageshack.us/img455/771/118e5ef5d2fdee82ge5.jpg

im afraid it was stupidly overpriced so i didnt buy any to try
:p
is it just whiskey with the McCondom name? or are it really whiskey flavoured condoms :p
I'd like to know before I offer a taste of my McCondom to a girl :p

[Newbie]

I'm sorry but McCondom sounds like something you'd find in the toilets of a fast food joint! ;)

[Awooga Guy]

Well this isn't smutty, but it's random off-topic BS.

The new series Shaun the Sheep starts on TV over here on Monday, someone's put a compilation clip from the series on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWJA-VPVmUQ

The link to the series' homepage is in Awooga Guy's sig :)

Awooga Guy has been a huge fan of Shaun since he first saw him in A Close Shave. Awooga Guy feels he was way better than Wallace and Gromit.





That is all.

[Awooga Guy]

And that's an excellent post to celebrate us reaching 100 pages of smut :D






That is all.

[rottunpunk]

happy 100 smutty pages everyone
wow a shaun the sheep series
i will have to inform mumsy, she likes wallace and gromit et al.
is it on the beeb? what time?

heres a scary picture of a tatooed granny to celebrate
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/3135/image004ks5.jpg
:p

[Obukan_dude]

heres a scary picture of a tatooed granny to celebrate
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/3135/image004ks5.jpg
:p



http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/culture/2006/01/19/yann-tatt4.jpg


Not scary


(And let us continue for a hundred MORE pages!!!!)

[lucy]

The new series Shaun the Sheep starts on TV over here on Monday, someone's put a compilation clip from the series on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWJA-VPVmUQ

The link to the series' homepage is in Awooga Guy's sig :)

Awooga Guy has been a huge fan of Shaun since he first saw him in A Close Shave. Awooga Guy feels he was way better than Wallace and Gromit.





That is all.


Shaun is great! Thanks for posting.

Oh, and congrats!

[SmellsLikeBogu]

I'm a hungry man, and I dont want pizza!
gimme all your smut, or else Im gonna eat ya!

it took a while but finally found the spare time to make the krang do:
http://img386.imageshack.us/my.php?image=kendokragna7.jpg

The subject wants te remain anonymous so I took the letters of his zekken and cleverly disguised his face :)

[rottunpunk]

most excellent picture smells
i want one
...wait ...i dont do kendo anymore
:p

[SmellsLikeBogu]

If you buy one, remember to feed it,
and tell it a smutty story once in a while to keep it happy

[Awooga Guy]

happy 100 smutty pages everyone
wow a shaun the sheep series
i will have to inform mumsy, she likes wallace and gromit et al.
is it on the beeb? what time?

It's on 3.45pm on BBC1, every weekday from March 5th. Set your VCRs :)
The TV scheduling for other countries will be up on ShaunTheSheep.com in due course, but Awooga Guy read that Aardman have already sold the series to 72 countries :eek:



(And let us continue for a hundred MORE pages!!!!)

Amen brother. Awooga!





That is all.

[Spendius]

Bunnies can't do kendo

True, but they can do some pretty cool stuff...

[img=http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/6892/bunniesqe5.th.jpg] (http://img294.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bunniesqe5.jpg)

[Spendius]

:D

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/1567/vaderkx3.th.jpg (http://img169.imageshack.us/my.php?image=vaderkx3.jpg)

[SmellsLikeBogu]

found some more smut! this time from our latin friends.

http://blog.leetsoft.com/2007/2/24/brazil-vs-argentinia

[Spendius]

What's the difference between a woman coming out of a church, and a woman coming out of her bath ?

The first one has her soul full of hope, while the second one...

[Bailemor]

oops double posted

[Bailemor]

SmellsLikeBogu (http://www.kendo-world.com/forum/member.php?u=8021)
Bunnies Can't do kendo



Try this one http://usagiyojimbo.com/index.html (http://usagiyojimbo.com/index.html)

May not be kendo but it is a bunny with a sword, deadly combination.

He is even beeter going after ninjas because with all the carrots he eats he can see in the dark, they will have no place to hide.


David