The Seven Smutty Samurai Chat Thread

[chidokan]

i was in belgium for a bit visiting t'other week

"a bit visiting"???? Never heard it called that before...and I know for a FACT you did bugger all training. Scott is correct as far as I can see....:laugh:

I think you may struggle for MJER in Belgium BTW... isnt it all mainly MSR there??? Anyone know different?

[ScottUK]

There's Hoki Ryu, if you dig kiai in iai...

...but Deb will be fine. There's plenty of seitei... :D

[satsumaruma]

There's kiai in MJER - Tachi Uchi no Kurai.

And Debz will be fine - there's plenty of Funland Finboy:laugh:

[ScottUK]

There's no iai in MJER iai. That was my point... ;)

[shred_lord]

There's no iai in MJER iai. That was my point... ;)Yes, some would agree. There is no iai in MJER iai.


BooYaa! :D

[ScottUK]

Dammit. I screwed up there.

KIAI in MJER iai... :D

Will take hammer to Darlington seminar to fix things with the Shredder.

[satsumaruma]

There's no iai in MJER iai. That was my point... ;)


I know this -keep yer beard unbristled:)

I was just leading into my comment about Debz:)

[rottunpunk]

its ok lee, i got what you meant.
cant give rep to any f you im afraid :(

tim, wasnt it me who told you that it was mainly msr? ;)
if anyone knows of any jikiden around i would appreciate it lots

and technically tere is kia in mjer iai, but its just not vocalised
also, i always saw tunk as part of the iai stuff anyways, but maybe im mistaken

but this is the smutty samurai thread
theres a time and place for conceptual thoughts
but if it cant be innuendo'd it aint here :D
:p

[shred_lord]

Not really safe for work I suppose - but Damn! :D (http://www.kuvaton.com/kuvei/taidetta21.jpg)

[Chaby]

Oh my.what big eyes you have.
:D

[Hisham]

Not really safe for work I suppose - but Damn! :D (http://www.kuvaton.com/kuvei/taidetta21.jpg)

LOL, man what were you looking for to get that pic? .
+rep but bigbro doesn't share the sentiment.

[SmellsLikeBogu]

the before kendo stuff is iai then i take it?
what style?
*EDIT* just looked at the website.
i dont mind doing seitei, but the other half will. and we need jikiden
still i much appreciate the offer, and intend to take you up on it at some point


:p


yeah its mostly seitei, but the first week of the month its koryu,
dont know that much about iai though, I only practice when I have nothing better to do :p What is jikiden? nvm Ill use the mystical powers of google. Perhaps the google gods are having a good day and grant me with smutty websites :D

[ScottUK]

[pause in smut]

What koryu do you do then, SLB?

[/pause in smut]

[rottunpunk]

those 'eyes' are actually quite scary
perhaps my womanhood just feels threatened though

jikiden is what shinden took all of there stuff from...or thereabouts

but any dojo with a nice floor in the leuven-ish aea would be good.
we were considering setting up our own maybe.
but me as a teacher?-perhaps not
:p

[Ignatz]

. . .perhaps my womanhood just feels threatened though. . .

Is that in the philosophical sense or a more physical womanhood?

Oh well, the end of the world is nigh.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end

[Spendius]

PBF (http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF233-Psychoanalyst.jpg#216) again.

[emitbrownne]

Not really safe for work I suppose - but Damn! :D (http://www.kuvaton.com/kuvei/taidetta21.jpg)
that just made me click the link..

oh wait is that the networks team talking to my boss..

why is security walking over??

I think they

[satsumaruma]

those 'eyes' are actually quite scary
perhaps my womanhood just feels threatened though



Is that in the philosophical sense or a more physical womanhood?

]


I'll ask her if I can check next time she's at my class:laugh::laugh:

(just joking Mr FBF)

[rottunpunk]

hehe wouldnt you like to know :)
...well perhaps your not that bothered really

no chance of checking lee.
i dont want to find out how scary your missus is :D
:p

[satsumaruma]

hehe wouldnt you like to know :)
...well perhaps your not that bothered really


:p

No no I think I am duty-bound to check the womanhood well-being of all those who train in the dojo:)


no chance of checking lee.
i dont want to find out how scary your missus is :D

scary in the same way those 'eyes' were scary?:laugh:

[satsumaruma]

Not really safe for work I suppose - but Damn! :D (http://www.kuvaton.com/kuvei/taidetta21.jpg)

I think I would take the chance - anyone got her phone number?:laugh:

[rottunpunk]

scary in the same way those 'eyes' were scary?:laugh:

well i suppose theres a probable risk of death by suffocation from both. ;)
:p

[satsumaruma]

well i suppose theres a probable risk of death by suffocation from both. ;)
:p

I know which I would prefer:ko::ko:

[rottunpunk]

...your wife?
or does it depend on whther shes reading this :D
:p

[rottunpunk]

not smutty. but it amused me :D

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
> checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. Two
> men and a woman.
>
> For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large
> metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow
> your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room
> you will find your wife sitting in a chair.. Kill Her!!"
>
> The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.
> "The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
> wife and go home."
>
> The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
> went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came
> out with tears in his eyes, ?I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
>
> The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
> home."
>
> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instruction,
> to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
> were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
> banging on the walls.
>
> After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there
> stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "The gun is loaded
> with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
>

>
>
>
>
>
> Moral: Women can be evil. Don't mess with them.
:p

[Inner_Silence]

well i suppose theres a probable risk of death by suffocation from both. ;)
:p

thats why I always carry my snorkel when I leave home...

[satsumaruma]

thats why I always carry my snorkel when I leave home...

I would have quite happily have put my snorkel between her eyes:D:D

[Inner_Silence]

I would have quite happily have put my snorkel between her eyes:D:D

you have to be carefull in such matters... if your equipment (http://jeffandlisa.net/images/uploads/snorkel.jpg) is ready, and already between her eyes, you have to be a good swimmer and eventually youll have to clear your snorkel (http://www.usdivers.com/graphics/how2snorkel/img16_clearsnorkel.jpg)...

but she has such large eyes that you could... (http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/ITS/ITS257/itf156014.jpg)

[Kaoru-san]

Ooooo! I have found ze chat thread, that I have. :D I'm new to the forum, so hey everyone! Its nice to meet you.

[Inner_Silence]

Ooooo! I have found ze chat thread, that I have. :D I'm new to the forum, so hey everyone! Its nice to meet you.

youll have to get used to our incisive tone in conversations rich in the delicated art of rethoric and euphemism...

in other words...

just plain and pure smutty samurai backyard chatting juicy waste of time... :D

[Kaoru-san]

youll have to get used to our incisive tone in conversations rich in the delicated art of rethoric and euphemism...

in other words...

just plain and pure smutty samurai backyard chatting juicy waste of time... :D

lol I like you already. :D

I looked at your profile and noticed that you like playing electric guitar. I started playing an acoustic guitar that was my father's. The guitar is an amazing instrument. It can be very soothing with deep acoustic songs, and then you can tear away at rock songs. So cool. :D

Are you in a band or anything?

[ScottUK]

Ooooo! I have found ze chat thread, that I have. :D I'm new to the forum, so hey everyone! Its nice to meet you.Hiya Kaoru II - be warned that this is not just a chat thread - it is the SMUTTY chat thread. If you have a nervous disposition, back away slowly and never return. If you like a bit of smut, welcome to the party... ;)

[Hisham]

Welcome to KWF Kaoru mark II :D, i guess the size doesn't matter to you since you're writing in the smalest character size possible, hopefully you're not into long posts like Kaoru mark 1:nervous::ko:

[Inner_Silence]

lol I like you already. :D

I looked at your profile and noticed that you like playing electric guitar. I started playing an acoustic guitar that was my father's. The guitar is an amazing instrument. It can be very soothing with deep acoustic songs, and then you can tear away at rock songs. So cool. :D

Are you in a band or anything?

I was in a band, but I kind of step out becouse of... hmmm... musician dispute, some sort of "is kendo a sport or a martial art?" but in music speaking. they wanted to play metallica or iron maiden (boring) also Iced earth, and jimmy hendrix (wich I found great to hear but boring to play) but I wanted to play more progressive stuff like rush or whatever. or in other hand I wanted to start a blues band... I even had the name for the blues band it was "the alley cat blues band" but noone likes old man boring stuff, besides everyone gets nervous or jumpy when it comes to make improvisations...

I also like heavy rock, but instead of metallica I wanted to play In flames, death or children of bodom ... anyway... the progressive or the heavy that I wanted was WAY beyond our drummers ability (specially rush, we tried yyz and it was a disaster)

anyway acoustic and electric are completely different instruments different in the way they are made, different in the tecnique used to play it etc, the only thing that both have in common is the standard tunning and thats only sometimes. I started with electric, when it comes to an acoustic my fingers collapse...

[Inner_Silence]

the size doesn't matter

ehm...



YOU WISH!!!



hahahahhaha!!!

size does matter my friend

[Newbie]

I even had the name for the blues band it was "the alley cat blues band" but noone likes old man boring stuff

Cut your fingers off during nukitsuke for typing such a travesty! Blues rocks :)

[Inner_Silence]

Cut your fingers off during nukitsuke for typing such a travesty! Blues rocks :)


that what I think too, too bad my co-rockers didnt think that way...
there goes my sex drugs and rock n roll dreams...

[satsumaruma]

Blues rocks :)

Isn't that a natural contradiction????:)

[ScottUK]

More importantly, why are we talking music on the smut thread...?

[satsumaruma]

More importantly, why are we talking music on the smut thread...?

You should've read the lyrics I wrote when I was in bands:eek:

[Inner_Silence]

More importantly, why are we talking music on the smut thread...?

there is two ways of getting laid...

one is the way ppl usually do, the other is listening barry white's greatest hits...

there is a subcategory... is when the girl is someones sister hahahha

[Inner_Silence]

Isn't that a natural contradiction????:)

nope
if you listen youll realize that 70s and 80s rock is faster blues

[Hisham]

ehm...



YOU WISH!!!



hahahahhaha!!!

size does matter my friend

hehehe well since she's using a small size for writing, i figured size doesn't matter to her.

[ScottUK]

one is the way ppl usually doChloroform...? A mallet...? ;)

[satsumaruma]

nope
if you listen youll realize that 70s and 80s rock is faster blues

Kate Bush, Buggles, Ottawan, Manhattan Transfer, Clive Dunn, St Winnifreds School Choir and the Damned were all Blues?

are you sure about this?:)

[Newbie]

Heavy metal, too my old friend if you listen closely to lyrics and compare the intent. Love my blues, love my bluegrass, love my sea shanties, heavy rock, heavy metal, alternative, medieval music. Not commercial cookie cutter, carbon copy crap though.

And there's a lot of sex in songs so it's okay ;) Man - you should hear some of the sea shanties and medieval music! Make a grown man blush, it would! I was appalled when I found out my parents wanted the CD I have that has the "Good Ship Venus" on it. Parents aren't meant to know about that kind of stuff - or if they are, they aren't meant to admit it to their kids :P Hmm.. can't click "post reply" cos my cat's sitting on my mouse. Now she's staring at the type on my screen. Crazy cat. She was having fun attacking my and my housemate's ankles earlier.

Mmm... listening to Tool's Sober right now. Song of much awesomeness. Smut, lemme think. Smutt-diddly-smut-smut. Dammit, when's the cat gonna move. Argh! She's just staring at me with that whiskery, furry, big eyed kind face thing! Yay! She's moved - I can stop rambling. Ooo, now old school Radiohead playing :)

[shred_lord]

sea shanties and medieval music
Oh there goes young Daisy,
She's awfully lazy,
And I don't care who hears,
Cause everyone knows,

She'll lie on her back,
And she'll nibble your sack,
And do wonderful things,
Towhatyou'vegot in your hose,

And aaaaalllll weeee want,
Is to see Daisy's c.....


Enough of that!

[Inner_Silence]

Kate Bush, Buggles, Ottawan, Manhattan Transfer, Clive Dunn, St Winnifreds School Choir and the Damned were all Blues?

are you sure about this?:)

I said ROCK... not disco... ¬¬

[Kaoru-san]

Hiya Kaoru II - be warned that this is not just a chat thread - it is the SMUTTY chat thread. If you have a nervous disposition, back away slowly and never return. If you like a bit of smut, welcome to the party...

You almost made me back away there, Scott. :p Not. ;)


Welcome to KWF Kaoru mark II, i guess the size doesn't matter to you since you're writing in the smalest character size possible, hopefully you're not into long posts like Kaoru mark 1:nervous::ko:

Actually, I usually DO type long posts in other forums I visit. =) That's usually only when I am debating or discussing an issue that I have opinions about.

BUT....Kaoru types long posts as well? hmm...This could get interesting. Muahaha! :p With the two of us typing long posts...you won't know what to do, eh? ;) j/k


I was in a band, but I kind of step out becouse of... hmmm... musician dispute, some sort of "is kendo a sport or a martial art?" but in music speaking. they wanted to play metallica or iron maiden (boring) also Iced earth, and jimmy hendrix (wich I found great to hear but boring to play) but I wanted to play more progressive stuff like rush or whatever. or in other hand I wanted to start a blues band... I even had the name for the blues band it was "the alley cat blues band" but noone likes old man boring stuff, besides everyone gets nervous or jumpy when it comes to make improvisations...

I also like heavy rock, but instead of metallica I wanted to play In flames, death or children of bodom ... anyway... the progressive or the heavy that I wanted was WAY beyond our drummers ability (specially rush, we tried yyz and it was a disaster)

Well now. You should pursue in your hopes of forming a band. That's just my opinion, but I say....If there is something that you really enjoy doing, you should pursue it with utmost determination, that you should.

I think bands are awesome. It doesn't matter what style of music they play, its the fact that the whole band plays together in synchronization. Basically, each member is just as important as the next. Not one member is more important than another member. If one member falls out, then the whole band is screwed up. That's what I love about bands. Bands are "family".

Anyway...you've heard enough of me ranting about bands, that you have. :p


You should've read the lyrics I wrote when I was in bands

Do you still write lyrics? I have written a lot of my own lyrics, that I have. I am actually trying to pursue a career in singing. (That's only one of my dreams though. :)) I only wish I had a band... I have a ton of lyrics. Probably enough for about 3 albums.


hehehe well since she's using a small size for writing, i figured size doesn't matter to her.

You're right. Size doesn't matter in some situations...like someone being short, yet having a huge heart. But in terms of posts, the longer the better I say. :D

How about this for a change? :p

[rottunpunk]

well the reds easier to read
but no long posts please, it means i have to argue without reading what im meant to be arguing about
(which can prove interesting sometimes admitedly)

but anyhoos welcome to kwf

now back to the smut
http://forums.gardenweb.com/forums/load/pests/msg010953439052.html?7

(sorry, cant be arsed looking for anything proper
use your imagination with the euphemisms on this one :D
:p

[satsumaruma]

I said ROCK... not disco...

Gotcha!!!:laugh:

Anyway, the only one I noted that was disco was Ottawan. Please please google the Damned and you will find they were anything but disco.

"We've been cryin now for much too long, and now we're gonna dance to a different song. Gonna scream and shout wiv me dying bref gonna smash it up til theres nothin left...

oooh oooh Smash it up, Smash it up, smash it up." and ' cos I am such a saddo i could even try and remember the chords to it. just gonna pinch my kids guitar. " get off it....I don't care if Santa brought you it......I'm Your dad.......If you don't let go right now I'll ban you from World of Warcraft for a month...":) The joys of being a parent - getting your own back, volume 1 chapter 6.


You almost made me back away there, Scott.



Most people do back away from Scott. Think about looking up at the Empire State Building and raise your gaze a bit higher and that is the correct neck elevation to look at his head ( no Smut ????)


Actually, I usually DO type long posts in other forums I visit. =)

BUT....Kaoru types long posts as well? hmm...This could get interesting. Muahaha! :p With the two of us typing long posts...you won't know what to do, eh? We'll do what we always do when Kaoru mark1 also drivels on about nothing - ignore you both.:laugh:


I think bands are awesome. It doesn't matter what style of music they play, its the fact that the whole band plays together in synchronization. Basically, each member is just as important as the next. Not one member is more important than another member. If one member falls out, then the whole band is screwed up. That's what I love about bands. Bands are "family".

that's why I learned guitar - to play in bands so that girls would think we were awesome and then bounce our brains out.:ko:
And you are right, we had no idea what we were playing, we had no style at all, synchronisation ? eh?

Although you are quite wrong about each member is just as important as the next, in the one band that almost got famous before we spat our dummies out,the lead singer and I were more important than the keyboard player, the bassist and the drummer. Why? Cos' everyone knows that usually the Lead singer is the one who the girlies try to get off with. After that it's the lead Guitarist ( phallic symbolism apparently). So that was me and him sorted. Keyboard players are usually a bit nerdy, our bassist was called Eugene (I kid you not) - so he had no chance ( mainly cos the lead singer told the audience he was called Eugene rather than Gene which was what he asked to be called. And the Drummer never pulled....cos it was a machine:laugh:(although it stood more chance than Eugene:laugh:)


Do you still write lyrics? I have written a lot of my own lyrics, that I have. I am actually trying to pursue a career in singing. (That's only one of my dreams though. I only wish I had a band... I have a ton of lyrics. Probably enough for about 3 albums.

Serious bit now. No I don't right lyrics any more but I do tend to get riffs in my head which I have to work out on my sons guitar. i tend to write about a song per week which is a lot more creative than when I was in bands. If you want, send me some of your lyrics and I'll see if I can put it to some music.


You're right. Size doesn't matter in some situations...like someone being short, yet having a huge heart. But in terms of posts, the longer the better I say. :D

typical Girl - you always say 'size doesn't matter' but deep down you know it does.
And yes I am short and do have a huge.....:)
And my...ahem... 'post' is long enough thank you:laugh:



I hope you all appreciate how I got this back onto a smutty track.

[Kaoru-san]

Most people do back away from Scott. Think about looking up at the Empire State Building and raise your gaze a bit higher and that is the correct neck elevation to look at his head ( no Smut ????)

Wow! Scott must be REALLY tall! :p


We'll do what we always do when Kaoru mark1 also drivels on about nothing - ignore you both.:laugh:

Really now? :devious: Ha! Looks like Kaoru and I are going to have to do that more often then. :p just kidding :laugh:


that's why I learned guitar - to play in bands so that girls would think we were awesome and then bounce our brains out.
And you are right, we had no idea what we were playing, we had no style at all, synchronisation ? eh?

lol Its all part of being a band. You're going to mess up and...not know what you are playing sometimes. Its all good! :D



Although you are quite wrong about each member is just as important as the next, in the one band that almost got famous before we spat our dummies out,the lead singer and I were more important than the keyboard player, the bassist and the drummer. Why? Cos' everyone knows that usually the Lead singer is the one who the girlies try to get off with. After that it's the lead Guitarist ( phallic symbolism apparently). So that was me and him sorted. Keyboard players are usually a bit nerdy, our bassist was called Eugene (I kid you not) - so he had no chance ( mainly cos the lead singer told the audience he was called Eugene rather than Gene which was what he asked to be called. And the Drummer never pulled....cos it was a machine:laugh:(although it stood more chance than Eugene:laugh:)

Well, maybe what you say is true in the eyes of the girl fans :D, but in terms of keeping a song together...and the band together...each member of the band is important and essential to its success, that they are.


Serious bit now. No I don't right lyrics any more but I do tend to get riffs in my head which I have to work out on my sons guitar. i tend to write about a song per week which is a lot more creative than when I was in bands. If you want, send me some of your lyrics and I'll see if I can put it to some music.

I may just take you up on that someday. :) I'd love to hear some music put to my lyrics. With some lyrics that I write, I get a rhythm in my head for it as well. And sometimes I'll just come up with a rhythm and no lyrics for it until later.

[Spendius]

random smut

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/4879/weatherta7.jpg

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/9105/webcamzz2.jpg

This one requires sound:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVESJebZmNs

[satsumaruma]

Wow! Scott must be REALLY tall! :p




So tall he has a light on his head so that planes don't crash into him:D

:beard: this is what he looks like ( but with hair on his head):eek:


Well, maybe what you say is true in the eyes of the girl fans :D, but in terms of keeping a song together...and the band together...each member of the band is important and essential to its success, that they are.

Success with the girlies is the only true type of success:lick:


I may just take you up on that someday. :) I'd love to hear some music put to my lyrics. With some lyrics that I write, I get a rhythm in my head for it as well. And sometimes I'll just come up with a rhythm and no lyrics for it until later.

Whenever you like, just tell me whay key you want it in (if you have a preference) and what kind of genre, tempo etc and I'll get something back within a week. Used to do it all the time for local bands but stopped when I moved towns.

Lee

[Newbie]

Success with the girlies is the only true type of success

You were never very successful then, were you?

[satsumaruma]

You were never very successful then, were you?

really? Every time I got laid they'd pat me on the head. You've seen how my hair has been eroded:laugh:

[Newbie]

Only cos they were too embarrassed to rub the other head.



This IS meant to be smutty, right?

[shred_lord]

Only cos they were too embarrassed to rub the other head.



This IS meant to be smutty, right?Must spread rep....

[ScottUK]

Must spread rep....Not to worry - I sorted it...

[Newbie]

Aww.. you guys are so sweet :D

[tattooedasshole]

Every time I got laid they'd pat me on the head. You've seen how my hair has been eroded:laugh:
Consolation for "finishing early"?!. Double bag it next time, and that won't happen.

[chidokan]

its probably too small to use two bags as they'd fall off....:laugh:

[rottunpunk]

really? Every time I got laid they'd pat me on the head. You've seen how my hair has been eroded:laugh:


Only cos they were too embarrassed to rub the other head.



This IS meant to be smutty, right?

damn, cant give any out to either of you
fnar
:p

[Spendius]

just like mommy (http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/486/mommybz9.jpg)

[Hisham]

+ rep, kids innocence can sometimes put adults in pretty awkward situations.

[rottunpunk]

the rep rule beat me again :(
nice one dude
:p

[satsumaruma]

Consolation for "finishing early"?!. .
Nah, I always arrive second:ko:


its probably too small to use two bags as they'd fall off....:laugh:

I knew you peeked in showers you weirdo:eek:


Aww.. you guys are so sweet :D

Are you still talking about my 'other head':laugh::laugh:

[Hisham]

Are you still talking about my 'other head':laugh::laugh:

HAHAHAHA..... nugh said

What will be Newbie's reply, don't miss the next episode of Smut Trek

[Fred27]

Hehe! The way this thread is going, just think what kind of fun we would have if the entire Smutty Samurai (and fans) meet up in real life. Will be a huge orgy! :D

[Owen]

btw, what happened to awooga guy?

[Hisham]

I heard he makes some appearances at the "facebook kendo group".

[Ignatz]

I always arrive in seconds.


it is good that you would open the discussion to your premature ejaculation problem. There is treatment for that you know. Maybe thinking about cricket or some other boring thing might help.

Maybe you need to go to Minnesota for some toe tapping.

[Hisham]

Hey Sats you did say that you had ball control dude.....:D

[Obukan_dude]

Sats' issues aside, here's an interesting headline (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21271545/wid/11915829?GT1=10450). Marriage will never be the same again...

[satsumaruma]

it is good that you would open the discussion to your premature ejaculation problem. There is treatment for that you know. Maybe thinking about cricket or some other boring thing might help.

.

Obviously with your kind of misquote it is clear that your profession is tabloid journalism - and if it isn't already it should be.:pirate:

[Kaoru]

Gotcha!!!

Anyway, the only one I noted that was disco was Ottawan. Please please google the Damned and you will find they were anything but disco.

"We've been cryin now for much too long, and now we're gonna dance to a different song. Gonna scream and shout wiv me dying bref gonna smash it up til theres nothin left...

oooh oooh Smash it up, Smash it up, smash it up." and ' cos I am such a saddo i could even try and remember the chords to it. just gonna pinch my kids guitar. " get off it....I don't care if Santa brought you it......I'm Your dad.......If you don't let go right now I'll ban you from World of Warcraft for a month..." The joys of being a parent - getting your own back, volume 1 chapter 6.



Most people do back away from Scott. Think about looking up at the Empire State Building and raise your gaze a bit higher and that is the correct neck elevation to look at his head ( no Smut ????)

We'll do what we always do when Kaoru mark1 also drivels on about nothing - ignore you both.:laugh:



that's why I learned guitar - to play in bands so that girls would think we were awesome and then bounce our brains out.
And you are right, we had no idea what we were playing, we had no style at all, synchronisation ? eh?

Although you are quite wrong about each member is just as important as the next, in the one band that almost got famous before we spat our dummies out,the lead singer and I were more important than the keyboard player, the bassist and the drummer. Why? Cos' everyone knows that usually the Lead singer is the one who the girlies try to get off with. After that it's the lead Guitarist ( phallic symbolism apparently). So that was me and him sorted. Keyboard players are usually a bit nerdy, our bassist was called Eugene (I kid you not) - so he had no chance ( mainly cos the lead singer told the audience he was called Eugene rather than Gene which was what he asked to be called. And the Drummer never pulled....cos it was a machine:laugh:(although it stood more chance than Eugene:laugh:)



Serious bit now. No I don't right lyrics any more but I do tend to get riffs in my head which I have to work out on my sons guitar. i tend to write about a song per week which is a lot more creative than when I was in bands. If you want, send me some of your lyrics and I'll see if I can put it to some music.



typical Girl - you always say 'size doesn't matter' but deep down you know it does.
And yes I am short and do have a huge.....
And my...ahem... 'post' is long enough thank you:laugh:

Yeah. I think you've written enough nonsensical drivel for the day, don't you think? hehehe... :laugh: :evil:

Your post was so long and had so much senseless drivel in it, that I didn't have the patience to read it very carefully. It was just too ridiculous! :rolleyes:

Oh, and drummers don't pull(Whatever the heck that is supposed to mean.), they hit things! And how dare you rob one of us of a job with a stupid lifeless machine that has absolutely no talent of it's own, whatsoever! How can you groove with a freaking machine, for god's sakes?? :eek: They're robots! I guess you're just into that sort of thing huh... :silly:

I don't know any smut to write so I can't throw anything smutty at you, darn it!

So, here's a smutt patty just for you:

*tosses at Satsumaruma-san*


--@@@
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--@@@


*splat!* She nails him! hahaha!

Kaoru

P.S. Mind you, I never have posted here before because of the smutt... Way too embarrassing! :ko:

[kartoffelngeist]

Had to plusrep that...mostly as a very slightly patronising pat on the head, but in the nicest way possible...;)

[Kaoru]

Had to plusrep that...mostly as a very slightly patronising pat on the head, but in the nicest way possible...;)

Thanks for the rep. :)

Awwww, man... I'm out of witty replies... This so deserves one! :D Maybe it's because I haven't had dinner yet. :ko: I forgot about it until just now.

Kaoru

[ScottUK]

Hehe! The way this thread is going, just think what kind of fun we would have if the entire Smutty Samurai (and fans) meet up in real life. Will be a huge orgy! :DDarlington, November 2007. Bring protection.

I am taking my special 'chastity hakama' just in case Steph Double Dee gets hold of me... ;)

[Hisham]

Carefull i've heard her new tatoo has some kind of anti-chastity powers :D

[ScottUK]

Hmmm, what new tattoo...?

Steph, can we see...?

[satsumaruma]

So, here's a smutt patty just for you:

*tosses at Satsumaruma-san*


--@@@
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--@@@


*splat!*

:

errm, have I just been 'tossed' by kaoru:laugh::laugh:

I best get cleaned up.:ko:


Hmmm, what new tattoo...?

Steph, can we see...?

Hope you have a foot fetish:ko:

[Oroshi]

Hope you have a foot fetish:ko:

It's a tattoo of a foot.

[rottunpunk]

yes on her dragonfly, wherever that is :rolleyes:
:p

[SmellsLikeBogu]

yes on her dragonfly, wherever that is :rolleyes:
:p

all this tattoo talk is useless without some dragonfly pictures!

[Fred27]

Darlington, November 2007. Bring protection.

I am taking my special 'chastity hakama' just in case Steph Double Dee gets hold of me... ;)

Allright I'll be there! Hope yer not messing around. Just imagine the headlines if its a gag:

"SWEDE ARRESTED FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE"

"The Darlington police arrested a half-naked Swede yesterday evening. The anonymous swede claimed he had been invited to an orgy localised by the local Kendo-community. The swede was arrested after it was reported that he was wearing a dinner-jacket but nothing below the waist down. He also held a live duck in one hand and a jar of bacon-grease in the other. Police suspect fowl-play. The BKF has declined to comment." :D

[Hisham]

hehehe, with male kendoka far outnumbering the female ones, i don't think an orgy would be that interesting, at least for heterosexual kenshi that is:silly:

[SmellsLikeBogu]

hehehe, with male kendoka far outnumbering the female ones, i don't think an orgy would be that interesting, at least for heterosexual kenshi that is:silly:

As long as the japanese delegation brings some robots :p (see other thread)

[Hisham]

As long as the japanese delegation brings some robots :p (see other thread)

You have a good point even if it sounds desperate and "loosericious" :ponder:

[satsumaruma]

all this tattoo talk is useless without some dragonfly pictures!

Yes where is her double dee-ness? We need to see the tattoo:)


Allright I'll be there! Hope yer not messing around. Just imagine the headlines if its a gag:

"SWEDE ARRESTED FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE"

"The Darlington police arrested a half-naked Swede yesterday evening. The anonymous swede claimed he had been invited to an orgy localised by the local Kendo-community. The swede was arrested after it was reported that he was wearing a dinner-jacket but nothing below the waist down. He also held a live duck in one hand and a jar of bacon-grease in the other. Police suspect fowl-play. The BKF has declined to comment." :D

Swede? Duck? Bacon?

Sounds like you are making dinner rather going to an orgy:laugh:

[Fred27]

Yes where is her double dee-ness? We need to see the tattoo:)



Swede? Duck? Bacon?

Sounds like you are making dinner rather going to an orgy:laugh:

Come around my house late at night and I'll show you what its for...*evil laughter*

[Sparv]

Come around my house late at night and I'll show you what its for...*evil laughter*

I'm not sure you REALLY want Satsumaruma to come around your house at night... * even more evil and frightening laughter* :ninja:

[chidokan]

you could get to practise shinobu for REAL...:laugh:

[Newbie]

I'm not sure you REALLY want Satsumaruma to come around your house at night...

I dunno where he was but he was somewhere at three o'clock this morning TEXTING ME!! My phone was on charge so I had to have it on! Then it finished charging so I turn it off so I can actually get some sleep. So what happens? I miss a call from my sempai this morning! *smacks forehead repeatedly into desk*

[satsumaruma]

I dunno where he was but he was somewhere at three o'clock this morning TEXTING ME!! *


thats because you are always on my mind sweetness.



(actually it was early evening in civilisation)

[Fred27]

I think we should make the Japanese anime guys into a full member of the 12 smutty samurai. The reason? This clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpb1U6GFSgw

[Sparv]

English translation from a french joke:
A women has the face of Serge Betsen (http://www.lequipe.fr/Rugby/RugbyImage186.jpg) tatooed on her right leg, and the face of Christophe Dominici (http://www.lequipe.fr/Rugby/RugbyImage708.jpg) on her left leg. In the bed, the husband ask:
- Can I kiss Betsen?
- Yes, of course!
He do it.
- Can I kiss Dominici?
- Yes, of course!
He do it and get prepared to sleep.
And the women ask with an angry voice:
"You don't kiss Chabal?"

[kartoffelngeist]

and they say the French have no sense of humour.............................

[ccheck5]

English translation from a french joke:
A women has the face of Serge Betsen (http://www.lequipe.fr/Rugby/RugbyImage186.jpg) tatooed on her right leg, and the face of Christophe Dominici (http://www.lequipe.fr/Rugby/RugbyImage708.jpg) on her left leg. In the bed, the husband ask:
- Can I kiss Betsen?
- Yes, of course!
He do it.
- Can I kiss Dominici?
- Yes, of course!
He do it and get prepared to sleep.
And the women ask with an angry voice:
"You don't kiss Chabal?"

ahhhhhhhhhh,wait. wtf?

[Sparv]

ahhhhhhhhhh,wait. wtf?

Sebastien Chabal (http://www.lequipe.fr/Rugby/RugbyImage848.jpg)

You get it now? I forget the most important link.

[ccheck5]

lady needs a trim. lol

[rottunpunk]

hehe pos rep for you dude
fnar
:p

[rottunpunk]

one for the smutty wimmin samurai not very smutty but made be chortle :D :

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.' she replies
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. Send this to four women or more who are thinkers. If you receive this, you know you're intelligent.

:p

[satsumaruma]

Gosh that's frightening.

We could be accused of this all the time:eek:

[Ignatz]

. . .MORAL: Never argue with a woman. . .

Tht's my motto. It's like trying to teach a pig how to sing. It can't be done and all it does is agravate the pig.

and now for some Japanese foolishness:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03MrVyIQAq8

[rottunpunk]

hehe.


...how did you come accross that vid ignatz
do you have fart fetishes? :ermm:
:p

[Ignatz]

I follow Japanese trends. I just report the news, I don't comment on it.:ko:

[Fred27]

Speaking Japanese trends, check out the swim-wear not even Pamela Anderson would have worn on Baywatch.


http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/japanese-swimwear-p4.php (http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/japanese-swimwear-p4.php)

(check out all 5 photos)

[Fonsz]

Speaking Japanese trends, check out the swim-wear not even Pamela Anderson would have worn on Baywatch.


http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/japanese-swimwear-p4.php (http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/japanese-swimwear-p4.php)

(check out all 5 photos)
Bloody hell now who can beat this for skimpyness? I guess that more voluptuous women (the kind that Satsumaruma likes) can't get away with this latest swimsuit fashion. Pfwoa!
:eek::eek::eek::eek:

[satsumaruma]

Speaking Japanese trends, check out the swim-wear not even Pamela Anderson would have worn on Baywatch.


http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/japanese-swimwear-p4.php (http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/japanese-swimwear-p4.php)

(check out all 5 photos)

Yes but Borat would:smiley::smoker:


Bloody hell now who can beat this for skimpyness? I guess that more voluptuous women (the kind that Satsumaruma likes) can't get away with this latest swimsuit fashion. Pfwoa!
:eek::eek::eek::eek:

TBH I like them all:ko:

[shred_lord]

Yeah, but they're not exactly classy are they. They're the sort of thing I'd go silly for as a 15 year old when I simply wanted to see as much flesh as possible as often as possible! These go so far down the slutty-sexy route that are no longer sexy, or even slutty.... just silly! They would be sexier naked.

Oh noooooo! I've grown up! :eek:

[satsumaruma]

This is fun ( not for prudes mind)

http://email03.orange.co.uk/webmail/en_GB/download/Download.html?IDMSG=74&PJRANG=2.2&NAME=now+you+tell+me+who+is+a+perv.wmv&FOLDER=INBOX

[Newbie]

Nothing there, buddy.

[satsumaruma]

Okay, somebody explain how I transfer a link from an email attachement on to these forums please.

[ccheck5]

Okay, somebody explain how I transfer a link from an email attachement on to these forums please.
ctrl+c then ctrl+v?

[chidokan]

would you now prefer this Shred???
http://www.ceredigion.gov.uk/media/images/f/t/pd5_1_large_image.jpg

[SmellsLikeBogu]

dirty minded japanese :)
Pikachu! (http://www.tofugu.com/2007/10/21/my-pokemanz-let-me-show-you-them/)

[Fred27]

Tht's my motto. It's like trying to teach a pig how to sing. It can't be done and all it does is agravate the pig.

and now for some Japanese foolishness:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03MrVyIQAq8


I know what that vid is! Its association-therapy for people with a pervy unhealthy obsession with japanese school-girls.. This therapy enables to user to associate school-girls with..ahem..something else... instead of sex thus "curing" the pervy culprit. :D

[ccheck5]

dirty minded japanese :)
Pikachu! (http://www.tofugu.com/2007/10/21/my-pokemanz-let-me-show-you-them/)

lol looks like pikachu needs to clean her gutters

[Obukan_dude]

dirty minded japanese :)
Pikachu! (http://www.tofugu.com/2007/10/21/my-pokemanz-let-me-show-you-them/)
Damn! I was about to post that! Ah, well.
Getting off of Pikachu...
Musicals (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MvSAoJdMW0) are great, aren't they?:D

[Fred27]

Damn! I was about to post that! Ah, well.
Getting off of Pikachu...
Musicals (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MvSAoJdMW0) are great, aren't they?:D

Haha! Yeh!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWEjvCRPrCo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWEjvCRPrCo)
:D

[satsumaruma]

ctrl+c then ctrl+v?

Thank you. (although I will never remember this)

[Owen]

its just the commands for copy and paste.

[satsumaruma]

Got this text. Enjoy. (might not mean much to non GB people)

36inch DD breasts covered in warm chocolate.....

1 inch erect nipples pierced with gold nipple rings topped with whipped cream...........

clean shaven minge framed by an open crotched leather thong.......


Moist sslightly salty clit smothered in blackberry Jam........

This is not Ordinary porn....this is M&S porn.


(you need to have seen the advert)

[shred_lord]

hehehe nice!

[MikeH]

Speaking Japanese trends, check out the swim-wear not even Pamela Anderson would have worn on Baywatch.


http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/japanese-swimwear-p4.php (http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/japanese-swimwear-p4.php)

(check out all 5 photos)

Those swimsuits.... is it just me or do they remind you of the ribbons you might see on a rolls royce on its way to a wedding?

Mike

[ccheck5]

its just the commands for copy and paste.

thats what hes trying to do.

[JoDuncan]

Those swimsuits.... is it just me or do they remind you of the ribbons you might see on a rolls royce on its way to a wedding?

Mike


If there's a stray piece of minge on the Rolls then i think you're right!

[satsumaruma]

If there's a stray piece of minge on the Rolls then i think you're right!

dontcha just hate finding pubes in your sandwiches...I mean you'd think the chefs would take more care.

What?


Oh you meant the other kind of rolls



:ko::ko::ko::ko:

[Ignatz]

How did we live without this: Muffy's Vagina Euphamisms :eek:

http://www.starma.com/penis/muffy/muffy.html

[SmellsLikeBogu]

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!

[ccheck5]

lmao lolz :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[satsumaruma]

Got nothing to say.

Just noticed this thread had drifted off the front page and I didn't want it to die just yet. Has given me so many happy times

[Newbie]

Got nothing to say.

Bollocks. The day you run out of smut is the day the world imlodes on itself.

[Fred27]

Why cant we make this sticky then? I need my smut-fix as much as I need my lolcats-fix!

[ScottUK]

Tourettes Bonfire Night (http://johnyboy.googlepages.com/), anyone?

Warning - foul, foul language... ;) :D

[SmellsLikeBogu]

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded
him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it Is?

"No, I don't," said the little boy.

"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mommy before he goes to work."

Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"

[futabachan]

Is it possible to have topic drift in a topic with no topic?

[ScottUK]

Only if there is no smut in it.

[satsumaruma]

Why cant we make this sticky then? I need my smut-fix as much as I need my lolcats-fix!

Do we really wish to use the phrase "make this sticky" when we are referring to smut?:D:D

[Fred27]

Do we really wish to use the phrase "make this sticky" when we are referring to smut?:D:D

"You must spread some repu around...(etc etc)" :D

[rottunpunk]

email of the week :D

hampshire police thought it would be a good idea to advertise on the back of buses.
unfortunately they did not take into account the position of the exhaust pipe
http://img340.imageshack.us/my.php?image=hampshirevr9.png

:p

[Nige]

email of the week :D

hampshire police thought it would be a good idea to advertise on the back of buses.
unfortunately they did not take into account the position of the exhaust pipe
http://img340.imageshack.us/my.php?image=hampshirevr9.png

:p

Haha, just saw that on TopGear :)

[ScottUK]

A young man called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived a considerable distance away. He consulted with his sister and decided after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note, not too romantic and not too personal.

Off he went with his sister to Harrods ladies dept and they selected a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a pair of knickers for herself at the same time.

Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two items, the sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers. Good old Ron sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following letter:



Dear Sasha,

I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are easier to remove). These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her.

She also said that they rub against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't needed to clean it since she began wearing them. I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.

Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.

All my love

Ron.

P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur showing.

[lucy]

It's an old one, Scott, but still good. :D

[satsumaruma]

This is better if you say it out loud and can do Mickey Mouse impersonations.

Mickey Mouse has a personal problem and decides to go to see his Shrink about it.

He sits on the couch and explains to the Shrink what his problem is.

The Shrink peers over his spectacles and looks down on the very sad rodent cartoon character with as much sympathy as possible. He says,

"I am so very sorry Mr Mouse, but I am afraid I cannot do anything to help with your wife Minnie Mouse's Bucked teeth!"

Mickey Mouse looks up and replies

" I never said she had Buck teeth, I said she was F*cking Goofy"

[random944]

HOLY S&^% I made it to page 144.. OMG. That took awhile. Thanks guys keep up the good work.

[SmellsLikeBogu]

HOLY S&^% I made it to page 144.. OMG. That took awhile. Thanks guys keep up the good work.
+rep for digesting all that smut :p

[rottunpunk]

hurhur
made a ticket for these yesterday
http://img61.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bignutssm6.jpg

found some more random innuendos too. will take photos at some point
:p

[ScottUK]

The Polite way to Pee

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"

Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."

That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"

"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner."

The teacher fainted...

[satsumaruma]

And the moral of this,

is that you should never have your todger out when asking to be excused to go pee:laugh:

[random944]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gsPXPe7wjQ

not smut but check this crack head out. its sad realy

[Dervish]

Behold the phenomenon that is "Benny Lava (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw)"!

[Awooga Guy]

And so, upon Awooga Guy's return, he would like to share this video with you all:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6kaV2E03Cs

One for the true Awooga disciples there.





That is all.

[Fred27]

oooo! I got a new entry!

I thought the japanese had strange game/talk-shows...Apparently I was wrong: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWOmqWy7MFk

[Masahiro]

Scott >> that was a great joke!!! I will seriously use that line on one of my dates later. hahahaha,


random>>that was uhmm sad as you said, but check out the other vids of that black crack dealer, that video is funny.

Fred>> thanks for that, I needed to! it was her calling in life...to have an orgasm on the chair. hahaha

[Kaoru]

HOLY S&^% I made it to page 144.. OMG. That took awhile. Thanks guys keep up the good work.

You read the entire thing?? Wow! *impressed* I haven't even bothered to do that. WAY too long. That's major patience to read through it all. So, how long do you figure it took?


The Polite way to Pee

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"

Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."

That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"

"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner."

The teacher fainted...

OMG... :eek: I SO was not expecting the last answer. TOO darned funny!! I couldn't stop laughing as a result. :D I'd faint too, if I had some kid tell me that! hehehe... :D I've never heard this joke before until now.


Scott >> that was a great joke!!! I will seriously use that line on one of my dates later. hahahaha,


You wouldn't... Seriously?? You might make the poor thing faint! Or, kill her with laughter. :D That's providing she knew the joke. Otherwise, without knowing the whole joke, I don't think she'd get it. I know I wouldn't. I'd believe the guy was actually meeting someone and then would be introduced to this person if I didn't know this joke. :ko:

Kaoru

[ScottUK]

oooo! I got a new entry!Hehehehehehehehe

[Hisham]

You read the entire thing?? Wow! *impressed* I haven't even bothered to do that. WAY too long. That's major patience to read through it all. So, how long do you figure it took?


One thing is sure the smutt is strong with this one.

On a serious note welcome back Awooga guy.

[Spendius]

the entire thing?? Wow! *impressed*. WAY too long.

You wouldn't... Seriously?? You might make the poor thing faint! Or, kill her with laughter. :D I don't think she'd get it. I know I wouldn't.

Kaoru

Hem. Yeah, that's lame...

[Spooky]

Can naughty Ninja take part in a Smutty Samurai thread?

[ScottUK]

Do you know any? ;)

[Obukan_dude]

Does she (http://208.116.9.205/10/graphics/pics/pictures_female-ninjas.jpg) count?

[Sparv]

A small and well known joke:

What's the difference between a whore and a slut ?
A whore has sex with everybody.
A slut has sex with everybody except you.

[ccheck5]

where can i find these ninjas?

[Fonsz]

where can i find these ninjas?
You know that Ninja's can't be seen. They might be out there but you would never know..........
If someone told you where you could find them you have to be killed right after the uncovering of their whereabouts.:eek:
So better not ask and be alive to live another day.....:alien:

[Spooky]

Do you know any? ;)


Can't say. If I tell you I'd have to kill you then who would I have to teach me Iai and Kenjutsu?

Mind you there's always Tai Jutsu Kwai...........


*chucks flour and runs off*

[ScottUK]

Can't say. If I tell you I'd have to kill youI love the fact that Thursday always seems to roll around so quick...

Anyway, back to the smut...





An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8 year old girls house. One day as he is passing by, carrying a football, he can't resist taunting the girl. He holds up the football and says, "See this football? Football is a boys game, and only boys can have a football!".

The little girl runs into the house and cries to her mother, "I want a football!" Being a woman of the 90's, her mother runs out and gets her one. The next day the girl is waiting for the little boy and he rides up on his bike.

She holds up the football... "Nah Na Nah Nah".

The little boy angrily points to his bike and says, "Oh yeah, well this is a boys bike and only boys get boys bikes and you can't have one!"

She runs in to mom and the next day is waiting for him on her new boys bike.

The little boy gets furious and pulls down his pants, and pointing to his most private of parts says, "Look, only boys have these and your mom can't buy you one!!!".

The next day he walks by and says to her, "Well, I guess I showed you!" to which she promptly pulls up her dress, points to her parts and proclaims "My mother tells me that as long as I have one of these I can have as many of THOSE as I want!"

[lucy]

An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8 year old girls house. One day as he is passing by, carrying a football, he can't resist taunting the girl. He holds up the football and says, "See this football? Football is a boys game, and only boys can have a football!".

The little girl runs into the house and cries to her mother, "I want a football!" Being a woman of the 90's, her mother runs out and gets her one. The next day the girl is waiting for the little boy and he rides up on his bike.

She holds up the football... "Nah Na Nah Nah".

The little boy angrily points to his bike and says, "Oh yeah, well this is a boys bike and only boys get boys bikes and you can't have one!"

She runs in to mom and the next day is waiting for him on her new boys bike.

The little boy gets furious and pulls down his pants, and pointing to his most private of parts says, "Look, only boys have these and your mom can't buy you one!!!".

The next day he walks by and says to her, "Well, I guess I showed you!" to which she promptly pulls up her dress, points to her parts and proclaims "My mother tells me that as long as I have one of these I can have as many of THOSE as I want!"

Owned! :D Very nice! :)

[ccheck5]

You know that Ninja's can't be seen. They might be out there but you would never know..........
If someone told you where you could find them you have to be killed right after the uncovering of their whereabouts.:eek:
So better not ask and be alive to live another day.....:alien:
ninjas wouldnt kill me. not when i bust out with my naruto headband.loljk. but im talking about girl ninja

[Awooga Guy]

Awooga Guy thanks you Hisham :)

There's no place like home. Time for Awooga Guy's festive avatar now hethinks.






That is all.

[shred_lord]

http://www.funpic.hu/en.picview.php?id=33130&c=-1&s=v&p=1

LOL :D

[random944]

Can naughty Ninja take part in a Smutty Samurai thread?

I have some naught ninja pics but I might get banned if I post them. :laugh:

[Sparv]

Size matters (http://maps.google.com/maps?q=N+Cedar+St+%26+Shaft+Rd,+Hazleton,+Luzerne, +Pennsylvania+18201,+United+States&ie=UTF8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&ll=40.958021,-75.969853&spn=0.001051,0.001929&t=h&z=19&iwloc=addr&om=1)

(quite work safe)

[shred_lord]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99PufvrnIbo

not smut but funny -> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1729040

[Spendius]

What's the definition of success for a man ?

When the wine you're drinking is older than the girls you're sleeping with.

And it's legal, you pervs.

[ScottUK]

Warning - Irish Joke... ;)

A Doctor wanted to get off work and play golf, so he approached his Irish assistant Paddy.,

"I am going golfing tomorrow Paddy and I don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all of our patients"

"Yes, sir!" answers Paddy.

The doctor goes off to golf and returns the following day and asks: So, Paddy, how was your day? Paddy told him that he took care of three patients.

"The first one had a headache so I gave him Panadol."

"Bravo Mate and the second one?" asks the doctor.

"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Asprin".

"Excellent. You're good at this! What about the third one?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a woman possessed, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME! For five years I haven't seen a man!'"

"Good God" says the doctor. "What did you do?"

"I put drops in her eyes!"

[SmellsLikeBogu]

http://cache.consumerist.com/assets/resources/2007/11/Really%20SONY.jpg

[Spendius]

http://cache.consumerist.com/assets/resources/2007/11/Really%20SONY.jpg



Good one... I like you ! (http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/1903/wtf11tm1.jpg) (don't bother, I don't actually have one)

Merry Christmas (http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/7343/jingleballsir9.jpg) everyone ! Happy new year, don't forget the good resolutions (http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/2110/mommyfg2.jpg)

A cookie (http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/5972/donutyv3.jpg) to anyone who explains that one (http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/2486/wtf16sy7.jpg) to me...

Random (http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/9100/richardwilliehq8.jpg) stuff (http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/7897/lamborghininq1.jpg).

[Newbie]

Christmas will never be the same.

[shred_lord]

OK, this is not safe for work, but it is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO messed up I had to post it!

http://mirror.servut.us/flash/Lesbian_Erotica_Queen_vs_Abnormal_Big_Tits_Moma_Ra nger_--_CRPD198.swf

OMGWTF

[garyquinn1704]

what is the most intelligent thing to come out of a woman's mouth?

My d*&k!

Sorry samuraiettes

[Newbie]

That was so wrong my brain wants to crawl out in front of my eyeballs and slap them silly.

Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong...

[ScottUK]

Which one - Shred's or Gary's comment...? ;)

[garyquinn1704]

mine was accurate, I said intelligent, not largest :ponder:

[SmellsLikeBogu]

OK, this is not safe for work, but it is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO messed up I had to post it!

http://mirror.servut.us/flash/Lesbian_Erotica_Queen_vs_Abnormal_Big_Tits_Moma_Ra nger_--_CRPD198.swf

OMGWTF

I don't even wanna know how you found that :p

[Fonsz]

OK, this is not safe for work, but it is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO messed up I had to post it!

http://mirror.servut.us/flash/Lesbian_Erotica_Queen_vs_Abnormal_Big_Tits_Moma_Ra nger_--_CRPD198.swf

OMGWTF
Just one word. WOW! And some more because otherwise I can't post it. WOW!:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

[Spendius]

OK, this is not safe for work, but it is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO messed up I had to post it!

http://mirror.servut.us/flash/Lesbian_Erotica_Queen_vs_Abnormal_Big_Tits_Moma_Ra nger_--_CRPD198.swf

OMGWTF

I vote this one smutty post of the year. Let's try to find something even more wicked, we have 10 days (I doubt 10 years would be enough)

[Fred27]

I vote this one smutty post of the year. Let's try to find something even more wicked, we have 10 days (I doubt 10 years would be enough)

Hear hear! Bring out the über-smut of the year and lets raise it to the skies :)

[shred_lord]

Not nearly good as the last post, but worth a read!

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/HTS-Noob

[shred_lord]

Btw, does anyone else think it genius that after dispatching her foes by Dialing their pink telephones, the silver moma ranger salutes with her fingers to her nose!

YAR!

PS In order to get that euphemism and went to http://www.masturbationlist.com/female.shtml and I've got to say, the best one there has to be
54. Punch Jerry Garcia in the faceI mean..... WHAT!!?!???!??!?
Edit: I'm still laughing about that now!

[Hisham]

LMAO, hahahaha, definetly the smuttiest contribution of the year, sorry i couldn't +rep you dude.

[Decado]

The last one made me wince!

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/23123/101_Embarrassing_Sex_Accidents.html

[Decado]

Some clips to lighten up your day - maybe!

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/136365/Caught_In_The_Act_By_Mom.html (http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/136365/Caught_In_The_Act_By_Mom.html)

It’s the sheet looking like a poppadum each week that gives it away!

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/136375/Guy_Hit_By_Van_With_Style.html (http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/136375/Guy_Hit_By_Van_With_Style.html)

Don’t watch that one if you are squeamish – which means you’ve all watched it!

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/136297/Hilarious_Mad_TV_Skit.html (http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/136297/Hilarious_Mad_TV_Skit.html)

Well, are you?

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/136126/Drunk_Man_Collides_With_Invisible_Wall.html (http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/136126/Drunk_Man_Collides_With_Invisible_Wall.html)

We’ve all been there – haven’t we? (Please say yes – I’d hate to be the only one)

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/136039/The_Dance_Out.html (http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/136039/The_Dance_Out.html)

Well, that’s one way!

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/135861/Golfing.html (http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/135861/Golfing.html)

You can see what’s coming can’t you?

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/134654/Doggy_Style_Threesome.html (http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/134654/Doggy_Style_Threesome.html)

No comment.

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/135214/Rollerskating_Ninjas.html (http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/135214/Rollerskating_Ninjas.html)

One for Spooky!

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/134665/After_Sex_Inspiration.html (http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/134665/After_Sex_Inspiration.html)

Like piss-holes in the snow!

[Decado]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnhzvNnrwvE (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnhzvNnrwvE)

Be careful whose mobile phone you borrow! :eek:

Watch out for the geranium one! :eek:

If you can watch the city slicker one without wincing you are a hard person (which is more than the city slicker ever will be again).

[Fred27]

No smut since the 22nd?!?!:eek:

[Fred27]

Well since noone has taken up the gauntlet I guess its up to me to provide smut for the people!

Behold!
The next step in human evolution! (http://stheoutlawtorn.com/uploaded_images/three-boobies-780885.jpg)

[satsumaruma]

Btw, does anyone else think it genius that after dispatching her foes by Dialing their pink telephones, the silver moma ranger salutes with her fingers to her nose!

YAR!

PS In order to get that euphemism and went to http://www.masturbationlist.com/female.shtml and I've got to say, the best one there has to be I mean..... WHAT!!?!???!??!?
Edit: I'm still laughing about that now!


They missed out....

The KitKat shuffle.


(think about how many fingers are on a Kitkat):eek:

[SmellsLikeBogu]

oh noes! I cannot let this thread sink downwards any more!

This calls for ... a smutty superpower! (http://www.emailjokes.co.za/images/40343Tampon%20man_46063_40343_1.jpg)

[SmellsLikeBogu]

More!

This company sells little vials, whom you have to shake vigourisly, then if you rub it on anything, that anything will smell like vagina. Smut in a vial. Imagine all the smutty potential.

review do suggest it smells horrible, but more scents are on the way such as "eighteen" and "exotic"

right now its still 48 year old german lady.

http://www.smellmeand.com

[Spendius]

Where will science stop ?? (sry, out of rep for you SLB)

[Fred27]

More!

This company sells little vials, whom you have to shake vigourisly, then if you rub it on anything, that anything will smell like vagina. Smut in a vial. Imagine all the smutty potential.

review do suggest it smells horrible, but more scents are on the way such as "eighteen" and "exotic"

right now its still 48 year old german lady.

http://www.smellmeand.com

JEBUS! That site is NOT work-safe :P

[Fred27]

Here is a naughty cat!...and lucky too:
http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/animals/Cats_Have_Kneads/#41748

[shred_lord]

Help a guy out!!!!!

http://www.helpwinmybet.com/

Though I have a suspicion the rules might get changed on him if it looks like he might win! :D

[Hisham]

Though I have a suspicion the rules might get changed on him if it looks like he might win! :D

You have a suspicion :confused: that is a no brainer, if he thinks he'll get the menage a trois deal then he really is an idiot :D

[Spendius]

What's going on ? smutty thread on page 2 ? no way !!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTLj_3R0-2g

[SmellsLikeBogu]

Everytime this thread drops to page2, jesus shows his erection to little children!

http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/resources/2008/01/jesus12808.jpg

[shred_lord]

I don't know if this is old or not buy heh...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QD7H3s1BIg

[SmellsLikeBogu]

chinese sex education (http://www.frostfirefizz.com/sex-education-hong-kong-style)

[shred_lord]

Hmm they removed the vid.

Try this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz5zhy4CBcA

[SmellsLikeBogu]

can you finish it? (http://jcnemecek.com/grosvenor/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/scrabble.jpg)

[bobdonny]

can you finish it? (http://jcnemecek.com/grosvenor/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/scrabble.jpg)

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :laugh:

[SmellsLikeBogu]

perhaps not 100% work safe:
http://themishmash.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/01/23/dolls.jpg

[Spendius]

not worksafe either...

http://www.megaportail.com/Divers/2084-barbitch-barbie-salope.html

[corwyn]

can you finish it? (http://jcnemecek.com/grosvenor/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/scrabble.jpg)

SUBTEXT. What were you thinking? :laugh:

[Chaby]

When a woman asks for a massage... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRfAEimeMN4)
:)

[gholam]

Ask a ninja (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQp2knCCiGU&mode=related&search=)

[Spendius]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3b1e3750e2

[gholam]

These (http://linkinn.com/_Capturing_that_special_moment_Pics) pics are really cool!

[SmellsLikeBogu]

Ask a ninja (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQp2knCCiGU&mode=related&search=)

unable to locate the smut? funny, but was hoping smuttier :p

[gholam]

You've got to see this (http://funtuna.blogspot.com/2008/03/cool-motivators.html)!

[gholam]

The husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we
had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where
you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.


“Yes, she
says, “I remember it well.”


“OK,” he says, “How about taking a stroll
around there again and we can do it for old time’s sake?”


“Oh Charlie,
you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!”


A police
officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a
chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I’ve got to see these two
old-timers having sex against a fence.


I’ll just keep an eye on them so
there’s no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly
along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally,
they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.The old
lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans
against the fence, the old man moves in.


Then suddenly they erupt into
the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about
ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and
screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.


The
policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old
age that he didn’t know.


After about half an hour of lying on the ground
recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back
on.


The Policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is
truly amazing, I’ve got to ask them what their secret is.


So, as the
couple passes, he says to them, “Excuse me, but that was something else. You
must’ve had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to
this?”


Shaking the old man is barely able to reply, “Fifty years ago that
wasn’t a fucking electric fence.”

[gholam]

In the meanwhile, take a look at the Scorpion King (http://linkinn.com/_The_Afghan_Scorpion_Eater). Now his 'crown' is what you should pay attention to!

[rottunpunk]

not all are smutty, but ive been remiss of late and the thread needs bumping



Subject: Council complaints
These are genuine clips from Council complaint letters.

1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.
2. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage
has fungus growing in it.
3. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just
can't take it anymore.
4. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and
burnt my knob off.
5. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when
he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
6. .... And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls
against my fence.
7. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof.
I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.
8. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
9. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the
wall.
10. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife
tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.
11. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen, 50% of
the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy.
12. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.
13. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is
cleared.
14. Will you please send a man to look at my water. It is a funny
colour and not fit to drink.
15. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
16. I want to complain about the farm across the road; every morning
at
6 am his cock wakes me up and its getting too much for me.
17. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden which
is unsightly and dangerous.
18. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a
third so please send someone round to do something about it.
19. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you
please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.
20. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and
satisfy my wife.
21. I have had the Clerk of works down on the floor six times but I
still have no satisfaction.
22. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broken and we
can't get BBC2.

[ScottUK]

An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.

'How many children?' asks the council worker.

'10' replies the Essex girl.

'10?' says the council worker. 'What are their names?'

'Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne.'

'Doesn't that get confusing?'

'Naah...' says the Essex girl 'its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY, or WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it...'

'What if you want to speak to one individually?' says the perturbed council worker.

'That's easy,' says the Essex girl... 'I just use their surnames.'




An Essex girl and an Irish guy are in a bar when the Essex Girl notices something strange about the wellies the Irish guy is wearing. She says, 'Scuse me mate, I ain't being funny or nuffink, but why doz one of your wellies 'ave an L on it and the uva one's got an R on it?'

The Irish guy smiles, puts down his glass of Guinness and replies, 'Well, I'm a little bit tick you see. The one wit the R on it is for me right foot and the one wit the L is for me Left foot'

'Cor blimey', exclaims the Essex girl, 'So THATS why me knickers 'ave got C&A on them!'*

*For non-UKers, C&A was a well-known clothing brand.

[Andoru]

My first contribution to this famous thread! Check out this video of an Indian music video with subtitles: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw

[Spendius]

Hehe, architecture (http://www.flickr.com/photos/artolog/355522101/sizes/l/)

[Andoru]

Hehe, architecture (http://www.flickr.com/photos/artolog/355522101/sizes/l/)

I don't geddit...

And here's a collection of 80's cartoon intros (best period in cartoon ever!):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3PWfiE2bj8

[corwyn]

I don't geddit...

And here's a collection of 80's cartoon intros (best period in cartoon ever!):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3PWfiE2bj8

Look at the shadow that's cast on the central building in that picture.

[Sparv]

I don't geddit...

Look at the shadow on the biuilding right in the center :ko: .

Eit: fuck! twice by Corwyn in 3 min!

[corwyn]

:laugh:

I'm not sure that being first to post is a good thing. It means I spend too much time here.

[Sparv]

:laugh:

I'm not sure that being first to post is a good thing. It means I spend too much time here.

No: it means that you don't feel over-pressured by your boss/teacher/wife/girlfriend/kids/Cthulhu and so your life is balanced enough to be able to loose time in a relaxed way.

[corwyn]

No: it means that you don't feel over-pressured by your boss/teacher/wife/girlfriend/kids/Cthulhu and so your life is balanced enough to be able to loose time in a relaxed way.

Ah, well...no teacher, wife, girlfriend or kids (unless you count my dogs). ScottUK doesn't have any direct say in my life, either.

And I generally work from home most of the time, so I just have to get my work done on time and everybody's happy.

I guess that explains it :)

[Andoru]

Ah I still don't geddit...it looks like...like...

[Fred27]

Ah I still don't geddit...it looks like...like...

Looks like a boobie!

[Inner_Silence]

revive!!!! 7 smutty samurai chat thread...

whats looks like a boobie??

[rottunpunk]

is this going to be a joke
or is it a quest to find boobie looking things?
:p

[Fred27]

is this going to be a joke
or is it a quest to find boobie looking things?
:p

*Beavis & Butthead laughter* You said "boobie" :D

[Inner_Silence]

Looks like a boobie!

just quoting this guy...

[gholam]

just quoting this guy...

Ehhhmmm, the shadow of that building?!?

[Spendius]

Long time i didn't post here... too long.

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/4470/tiemm5.jpg

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/6320/streakingjr2.jpg

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/5444/swimwearij5.jpg

[Fred27]

Long time i didn't post here... too long.

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/4470/tiemm5.jpg


I'm gonna wear that necktie to my wedding! :D

[shred_lord]

No matter how awesome you are, you'll never be as awesome Chewie! (http://www.photosbydolph.com/home/wp-content/photos/Misc/ChewHefner.jpg)

[satsumaruma]

is this going to be a joke
or is it a quest to find boobie looking things?
:p

You mean you don't know where yours are?

Need any help?:D:D

[harriettvanders]

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Thanks!

[Sparv]

What the... A bot which find the SSS thread to post a relevant post? :eek:

[Fred27]

What the... A bot which find the SSS thread to post a relevant post? :eek:

They are improving, no doubt about that..:confused2

[karai]

Can I be Sephiroth, the omnipotent swordsman who punishes stupid people?

[Samurai Lapin]

Can I be Sephiroth, the omnipotent swordsman who punishes stupid people?

Can you? Front and Centre! Papers please!

[karai]

Huh? ............