The Seven Smutty Samurai Chat Thread

[Awooga Guy]

So, Awooga Guy thought that he would create a thread, so the Seven Smutty Samurai, and their friends can post off-topic BS in here.

Who are the Seven Smutty Samurai? Why have all seven of them not yet been identified? What's the deal? This and many other pearls of wisdom shall be uncovered in this thread... :D




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[ScottUK]

I am Legion.

[KhawMengLee]

For we are many...

[The great I AM]

Can I be a smutty samurai? Is there free porn? I like smut, I've got all the Carry On films, surely that qualifies me....

[Lounge]

Reporting for duty sir... smut at the ready, loaded and charged sir... ready... aim... FNARRR!!!!

[Ignatz]

Perhaps I can be your chaplain and spiritual advisor.

[ScottUK]

Can I be Kyuzo, the Zen Filth Peddler...?

[Awooga Guy]

Yes indeed, welcome Ignatz. All you need to do is to change your sig to show your alliegance :)

Awooga Guy is wondering where the other Smutty Samurai go to... he was on Yahoo last night.



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[Awooga Guy]

And Gibbo, you get the seventh place in the Smutty Samurai for being a fellow Sid James fan. Welcome :D



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[KhawMengLee]

Can I be Kyuzo, the Zen Filth Peddler...?

Only if I can be Heihachi...:D

[ScottUK]

Isn't Heihachi the bald, chubby, funny one? Oh, hang on... :)

[Lounge]

Ok dibs on Gorobei, as he took the lead does that make AG Kambei?

[ScottUK]

Due to the fact I haven't had much of a smog intake this year, I will be topping this up in Londinium on 2nd September if anyone is interested in a steak and a brew.

...and just for shits and giggles, maybe a keiko if Gunyo knows a place to go?

[Awooga Guy]

Yikes Awooga Guy needs to watch this film again so he can see who you guys mean. Who was the guy with the huge long chopper (fnar)? Awooga Guy wants to be him.



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[ScottUK]

Ok dibs on Gorobei, as he took the lead does that make AG Kambei?I guess that makes Gibbo the big mentalcase Kikuchiyo.

[Awooga Guy]

Dammit Scott! I think the 2nd of September is the same day as the British Open Tai Kai. But let me check, if not Awooga Guy will be right there to act as tour guide and drinking buddy.



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[Lounge]

AG is KIKUCHIYO :)

[Lounge]

AHHHH my bad I wanna be Katsushiro!!!

[Lounge]

I need to lie down... and watch the film again... I've got a throbbing head... Fnar

[ScottUK]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0047478/

[ScottUK]

Dammit Scott! I think the 2nd of September is the same day as the British Open Tai Kai. But let me check, if not Awooga Guy will be right there to act as tour guide and drinking buddy.It is indeed - what time will you be back in London?

If that fails, you can always come down to Brighton for the taikai?

[The great I AM]

I guess that makes Gibbo the big mentalcase Kikuchiyo.I wouldn't have it any other way. Who is the gay little fella who miserably fails to be a "man" in the film and ends up crying like a girl with a skinned knee?

[Lounge]

2nd September I will possibly be on crutches and in Bristol!!!

This sucks!!! must sort out steak and keiko....

[Lounge]

Gibbo thats me!!! I got a war wound that makes me a waste of space in the dojo ;)

[Awooga Guy]

The irony is that if we go to the Open, we're gonna crash at Rookie's again - so Awooga Guy was going to ask if you guys wanted to meet up again! Doh :(



When ya going down to Brighton Scott?



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[ScottUK]

I wouldn't have it any other way. Who is the gay little fella who miserably fails to be a "man" in the film and ends up crying like a girl with a skinned knee?Isn't that the peasant, Rikichi?

[Awooga Guy]

Why the crutches Lounge? Kneeling in front of the TV watching too many bongo films no doubt :eek:



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[The great I AM]

Isn't that the peasant, Rikichi?Wasn't he a wrestler?

I shall be at the british open on the 2nd, destroying all before me and turning nottingham into the plains of hades.














With my cock

[Lounge]

Why the crutches Lounge? Kneeling in front of the TV watching too many bongo films no doubt :eek:



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No, as if i would!!! it's from finding the only comfortable position to see into the girl opposites bathroom!!!

[KhawMengLee]

The list is here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_samurai

[Lounge]

No, as if i would!!! it's from finding the only comfortable position to see into the girl opposites bathroom!!!
That bark doesn't half chaffe the naked thigh!!

[Awooga Guy]

No, as if i would!!! it's from finding the only comfortable position to see into the girl opposites bathroom!!!

Yeah right, you've also been sitting in seiza staring at your secret stash of smut while performing the old jedi hand trick.

Good lad ;) On another note, did you guys know that the mighty Toshiro Mifune was also in this stone cold classic: Grand Prix (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060472/)

Awooga Guy loves this film.




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[ScottUK]

With my cockHehe, you have took up your role of dirty ninja boy with relish I see.

As for the Open, maybe we can meet up on Sat eve and I can travel down to Brighton later on?

Any lap dancing places in Nottingham? I wanna see girls in clear heels.

[Ignatz]

My favorite smut site, with loads of redeeming social value.
www.goodshit.phlap.net

[Awooga Guy]

Are you entering the Open Scott? How about that - we could all enter the tournament and head back in convoy maybe?



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[Awooga Guy]

My favorite smut site, with loads of redeeming social value.
www.goodshit.phlap.net

Smut!!!

And why is your seven filthy samurai text so small Ignatz? - be proud of your status as a member (fnar).



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[Ignatz]

Smut!!!

And why is your seven filthy samurai text so small Ignatz? - be proud of your status as a member (fnar).



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I am humble.

[ScottUK]

Are you entering the Open Scott? How about that - we could all enter the tournament and head back in convoy maybe?Naah, my kendo sucks too badly and I move like a paraplegic Galapagos Turtle.

I'll look into when I am supposed to be darn sarf and see if it is do-able.

[ScottUK]

I will post a link before Rookie does:

ARRSE (http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/viewforum/f=61.html) - a squaddie forum. Well funny.

[Awooga Guy]

Yeah Rookie sent Awooga Guy that link :)

Ok here's one for ya: Optimus Prime's Wonderful Time (http://primewonderfultime.ytmnd.com)

Submitted specially for Meng :)




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[Awooga Guy]

I am humble.

Smutty samurai are not humble Ignatz, they are big, beautiful pervs. Be proud of your member(ship)




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[Lounge]

Ok here's one for ya: Optimus Prime's Wonderful Time (http://primewonderfultime.ytmnd.com)
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I love this site :)

[BrotherOfLounge]

Can I be Steve McQueen...


oops sorry. Wrong film.

[KhawMengLee]

ENJOI!!! hehehe (http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/35969/Anime_Titty_Swing.html)

[Awooga Guy]

Whoa - that's hypnotic, like the hypnotist's swinging pocket watch.

And Scott, no way can you be Steve McQueen - Awooga Guy has this poster on his wall: Steve (http://www.automobilemag.com/features/columns/0402_vilegossip_b.jpg)




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[Rookie M]

Gentlemen my i introduce you to Taco the octopus http://www.tonmo.com/tako/dfl.php

Ignatz that not filth, it's more like art!
I am pretty sure the Mods would not really apprieciate further scut as the children are still awake.

This site has some classic vehicular smut http://www.automaven.com/index.html
Hmm the bumps, the curves the throbing V8 loveliness.

[The great I AM]

I am humble.Is that coz your something else is also "humble"?

At some point on my not-work-safe-wife's-laptop I'll have a peruse for something that Barbara Windsor would be happy to get her machambas out at a holiday camp for.

Hur hur, machambas.

I want to coin a new smutty word for breasts. I've used machambas for ages, and its not even mine.

[Ignatz]

Smutty samurai are not humble Ignatz, they are big, beautiful pervs. Be proud of your member(ship)




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The difference between Kyuzo and Kikuchiyo.

[ScottUK]

And Scott, no way can you be Steve McQueenHey, it wasn't me...

I have spent the last half an hour laffing my arse off at 'Following Through - Sport of Kings (http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/viewtopic/t=4195.html)'

[Ignatz]

Is that coz your something else is also "humble"?
Sometimes yes, sometimes no.

I want to coin a new smutty word for breasts. I've used machambas for ages, and its not even mine.
Breasts are the new monkey butt.

[Awooga Guy]

Hey! Seems that Honda is now making aeroplanes too. Check this out: BBC News link (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/5216972.stm)

Sorry if that's not very filthy.

As for breast names, Awooga Guy tends to use "norks" quite a lot.




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[Awooga Guy]

Sometimes yes, sometimes no.

Arf! :D




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[The great I AM]

Sometimes yes, sometimes no.

Breasts are the new monkey butt.I'm like to use BAZOOKAS occaisionally, but I want something new and shiny! Like FAT SACKS.

[Ignatz]

I'm like to use BAZOOKAS occaisionally, but I want something new and shiny! Like FAT SACKS.
Milk bags.

[Rookie M]

So who do we have for this years Open Competition?
Gibbo
Awooga
Jakob
Me
Aki?
Any squad or member of UCL?

[Lounge]

I work in the smuttiest business in the world... that is not directly involved with smut that is.

Examples:
I've just finished designing a 'bell' that fits on the 'bell end' of the 'shaft'

My friend has just put some 'grease nipples' along 'his length' to keep his 'lubricated under high friction and heat build up'

I will next assemble the 'flange' to my 'shaft' in order to retain the grease in the boot

We even have a machine called 'the fanny stretcher'...

[Rookie M]

I've always been fond of:
Jubbleys or Feeders

[Rookie M]

Or Headlamps, Funbags and Love pillows

[The great I AM]

Milk bags.I like that, and also FEEDERS....mmmmm feeders.

[Awooga Guy]

I've just finished designing a 'bell' that fits on the 'bell end' of the 'shaft'

You're having a laugh... If not AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's awesome :D

Awooga Guy will never forget his first time in the engineering workshops at school. The teacher held up a metal file and proudly announced that it was a 10 inch Bastard file. Little Awooga Guy was there going "Fnar fnar!"

As for breasts, what about "Devil's dumplings" a la Blackadder?






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[Awooga Guy]

We even have a machine called 'the fanny stretcher'...

That's no way to talk about Scott.




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[ScottUK]

My favourite:

Dirty pillows...



Some more:

Angel Cakes
Apples
Balloons
Bangers
Bangles
Bassoons
Baubles
Bazongas
Bazooms
Beacons
Bean Bags
Bebops
Betty Boops
Big Boppers
Bikini Stuffers
Billibongs
Blinkers
Bonbons
Bongos
Boobies
Bottles
Boulders
Boulders
Bronskis
Bullets
Bumpers
Butterbags
Butterballs
Cannon Balls
Cantaloupes
Carumbas
Casabas
Cha-Chas
Chimichongas
Coconuts
Dirigibles
Double Whammies
Dueling Banjos
Dumplings
Dunes
Ear Muffs
Eggplants
Enchiladas
Flapjacks
Flesh Bulbs
Flesh Melons
Floaters
Fog Lights
Fun Bags
Gagas
Gazingas
Gazongas
Glands
Globes
Grapefruits
Guavas
Hand Warmers
Headlamps
Headlights
Hills
Honeydews
Honkers
Hoohas
Hooters
Hottentots
Huffies
Humdingers
Jaboos
Jawbreakers
Jibs
Jugs
Jumbos
Kazongas
Knobs
Knockers
Kumquats
Lactoids
Loaves
Loblollies
Love Bubbles
Love Melons
Love Muffins
Lulus
Lungs
Macaroons
Mambos
Mangos
Marangos
Marimbas
Mau Maus
Meat Loaves
Meatballs
Melons
Milk Cans
Milk Shakes
Milk Wagons
Mountains
Muffins
Mulligans
Nancies
Nectarines
Niblets
Ninnies
Nippers
Nodules
Noogies
Nubbies
Oranges
Orbs
Ottomans
Pagodas
Palookas
Papayas
Parabolas
Paw Patties
Peaches
Peaks
Pears
Peepers
Pillows
Pips
Pointer Sisters
Pompons
Potatoes
PT Boats
Pumpkins
Rangoons
Rib Cushions
Roundies
Sandbags
Scones
Scoops
Shakers
Shimmies
Silos
Skin Sacks
Snuggle Pups
Spheres
Spongecakes
Spuds
Stacks
Sweater Meat
Sweet Rolls
Swingers
Tamales
Tatas
Teats
Tetons
Tidbits
Titters
Titties
Tomatoes
Tooters
Torpedoes
Twangers
Twin Peaks
Twofers
Umlauts
Waldos
Warheads
Watermelons
Whoppers
Wobblers
Wongas
Yabbos
Yams
Zeppelins

I await my next kenjutsu practice with Awooga...

[Lounge]

My friend once scared me by calling them 'Emotional air bags'!!!

[Awooga Guy]

I am truly humbled by your knowledge of nork nomenclature Scott :)

Awooga's faves - Big Boppers, Duelling Banjos and maybe Gazongas.

How about "Zeppelin Race"?




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[KhawMengLee]

I am truly humbled by your knowledge of nork nomenclature Scott :)

Awooga's faves - Big Boppers, Duelling Banjos and maybe Gazongas.

How about "Zeppelin Race"?




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At your request... (http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/281/The_Duel.html)

[ScottUK]

I am truly humbled by your knowledge of nork nomenclature Scott :)Cut and paste is a wonderful thing.

[Rookie M]

I have spent the last half an hour laffing my arse off at 'Following Through - Sport of Kings (http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/viewtopic/t=4195.html)'[/quote]

If you liked that one this will also satisfy those boyish giggle urges
http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/viewtopic/t=6272/highlight=nostalgic.html

Oh and hows about a picture of my lady eating a burger the size of her head.
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/1240/23072006027uh6.jpg

[Awooga Guy]

Dammit Rookie, that burger pic is making Awooga Guy hungry... when are you gonna hold your next bbq at Castle Rookie (not to be confused with the mothership - where Rookie's folks live).



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[ScottUK]

Sept 1st? - BBQ, poledancers, flaming sambucas and ending up in the canal behind the Mothership.

[Awooga Guy]

Tempting :) What say you, Rookie? You're planning the mission.




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[Rookie M]

Sounds good. If all personel are available we can head up a day or two in advance have a bit of a lash up before we go and strut our monkey stuff infront of the assembled masses.
I will endevour to not break any bones this time round mind.

Pics from last years Open.
http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/5134/24092005004lz8.jpg
http://img478.imageshack.us/img478/7408/24092005003bl5.jpg

Like a proper chimp i managed to do that to myself in the first warm up practice of the day, had only been in the building about 15 mins. Fumikomi when you can feel the bone wiggling up and down is very odd and i would'nt recommend it to anyone.

[Awooga Guy]

Ugh! That's rank Rookie! Why do you keep smashing your feet up you mentalist?

But yeah we should go for a few beers before the competition




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[Rookie M]

Cos they're so far away, it takes a good couple of minutes for messages to get from my brain to my feet.

If you think that's rank check this fooker out:
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/9998/23042006001ci5.jpg
http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/2310/23042006tw3.jpg

Story goes like this: After a rampant session at a mates birthday party the assembled where a bit the worst for wear. So home time arrives and me being still reasonably upright decides to walk home, fresh air will do me good etc. So i gather up Mr Gray who at this point is fast asleep face down on the bar and we head off. I being of sound mind escort Mr Gray home safely as it's on the way and stop of for some sobbering fried chicken, all is going well until about 300 yrds away from chicken shop whereby i am violently assaulted by a low curb and succumb to the effects of beer and gravity, que large swearing and much falling over.
The best bit had to be after walking a considerable way home using my shinai as a crutch (Like a kendo long john silver) I proceed to remove my boots and as the blood rushes to my fooked ankle i go into shock.
The poor young lady is most upset and there is me trying to reasure her on one hand and trying to call myself an ambulance with the other, all the time gibbering like a tourettes sufferer with a stutter. How we laughed!
This little incedent lead to much wobbling about on crutches and still gives me gyp even 4 months later.

[Awooga Guy]

Story goes like this: After a rampant session at a mates birthday party the assembled where a bit the worst for wear...

Bloody hell, yeah. That was a session. Here's a lesson kids, don't go to bars where they take your credit card, or you can end up drinking most of your bank account dry :(

Awooga Guy had many beers that night. And sake. And champagne cocktails. All to honour Mr Gray's birthday (He's on the forum here somewhere I believe).

It's tough being a smutty samurai...




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[Rookie M]

You where pished! That was Mr Wilson birthday party. Who if i remember correctly was taken home by a couple of delightful young ladies after they had woken him up. LoL, was it a party or some sort of sleeping competition i seem to remember many many sleeping kendoka that night.

[Awooga Guy]

Morning all. Awooga Guy reporting for duty. What's the good word?




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[Lounge]

Morning all. Awooga Guy reporting for duty. What's the good word?




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I've always thought flange was a good word... oh yeah thats another one of our components i design!!! :D

more component names that I have designed:
Stub
Flange
Muff
Shaft
Bell end
Sleeve muff
Slip stub shaft

ah the list is endless for the filth I draw...

[Awooga Guy]

What do you do then Lounge, if you don't mind Awooga Guy asking?

Chief engineer for a sex toy company? Prop designer for "adult features"?




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[Lounge]

Unfortunately it's really boring... but my childish imagination passes the time pretending what each component could be :)

[ScottUK]

Do you get jiggy with any flanges?

[Lounge]

It's good to lube up yuor slip stub and press it into a flanged muff ready for a vigarous endurance test...

[ScottUK]

Thank the maker you're an engineer and not a pornographer...

[Lounge]

Just been in another thread talking about women in sports... so whats your favorite?? there is the cheesy classic answer womens beach volley ball but i prefer womens hockey!!!

That short pleated skirt that flies up when they turn; the handling of a long shaft of wood; playing in the grass with balls; all the women want to do is score one of the team!!! what a sport!!!
:) :smiley: :scared: :shocked: :cross_eye :ko: :spchless: :nervous: :emb:

[Awooga Guy]

Fnar fnar!




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[Ignatz]

Roller Derby is number one.

[ScottUK]

Gymnastics or figureskating. Girly skaters have the best thighs.

[Awooga Guy]

Don't you freeze frame the ladies high jump Ignatz, in the hope of catching the merest hint of camel toe as they go over the bar?




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[Lounge]

Gymnastics
now this is very important... Artistic Gymnastics or Rhythmic Gymnastics???

[ScottUK]

I'll PM ya - if I post the link on here I will be banned.

[Ignatz]

Don't you freeze frame the ladies high jump Ignatz, in the hope of catching the merest hint of camel toe as they go over the bar?

Oh, thanks for the tip.

[Lounge]

Don't you freeze frame the ladies high jump Ignatz, in the hope of catching the merest hint of camel toe as they go over the bar?
Do you also secretly hope to catch a glimpse of a bit of fur sneaking out the side?? ;)

[Ignatz]

Do you also secretly hope to catch a glimpse of a bit of fur sneaking out the side?? ;)
That is so 60's. I didn't like the unkempt look then.

[Lounge]

Nothing like needing to brush after?!?!? :eek:

[Awooga Guy]

Oh, thanks for the tip.

We aim to please :) Shichinin hentai no samurai!




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[KhawMengLee]

Sigh...gymnastics, figure skating, wtf? whatever happened to REAL men's activities like home improvement (http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/16276/Benny_Bennasi_Satisfaction_Music_Video.html)?

[Awooga Guy]

Sigh...gymnastics, figure skating, wtf? whatever happened to REAL men's activities like home improvement (http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/16276/Benny_Bennasi_Satisfaction_Music_Video.html)?

Awooga Guy loves that video! He can't help but memorise the statistics for the tools... :eek:





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[The great I AM]

Oh, thanks for the tip.hur hur, I didn't know you guys were that close.

Camel toe is mans best friend. Unless its on an impossible fat girl, in which case its like death valley in denim dunagrees.

I love camel toe.

[Awooga Guy]

I love camel toe.

Camel Toe (http://camelphotos.com/GraphicsP2/CamelPad.jpg)

More Camel Toe (http://www.fao.org/docrep/T0690E/t0690e2r.gif)

Even More Camel Toe (http://www.planet-pets.com/cml5.gif)





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[ScottUK]

http://www.bofunk.com/video/320/camel_toe.html

Singalong now:

You're a beautiful girl
And your pants are on so tight
That when you stand just right
I can see it all

When you're on the beach
And your bikini's soaking wet
I see a fuzzy silhouette
As I look down below
I see your camel toe

Your biscuit, your beavage
I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain't hidin' nothin'
Your coochie, your flapper
You're showin' off your snapper

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

I could really go
For a sideways sloppy joe
Or a tuna casserole
Baby don't you know

I never thought I'd see
So much of your anatomy
Your jeans are so tight
I'm learning gynecology
I see your camel toe

Your (labia?), your vulva
Ooh ya know i love ya
Your (edna?) vagina, nothin' could be finer.
It's furry, it's fluffy, lookin' kinda puffy.
Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

Your biscuit, your beavage
I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain't hidin' nothin'
Your coochie, your flapper
You're showin' off your snapper

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe

[Awooga Guy]

Wow. Awooga Guy can just imagining you singing that Scott. It'd be like that episode of Knight Rider where David Hasselhoff does all that singing - yet somehow worse :eek:

Well found though :)





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[Lounge]

I love camel toe.
Like this? (http://64.4.19.250/cgi-bin/getmsg/missamerica%2ejpg?&msg=6AA420FB-3511-4A34-96B8-68D6FE15D17C&start=0&len=178638&mimepart=4&curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&b=66e5a17e8f02fbfda13c589c788a9569&disk=10.1.106.207_d1350&login=sam_oram%25hotmail%2eco%2euk&domain=passport%2ecom&_lang=EN&country=UK&SafeRedirect=%26hm___ts%3d1154011473%26hm___ha%3d7 7b14bae6b1c849260a4859e4998a7fc)

[KhawMengLee]

Like this? (http://64.4.19.250/cgi-bin/getmsg/missamerica%2ejpg?&msg=6AA420FB-3511-4A34-96B8-68D6FE15D17C&start=0&len=178638&mimepart=4&curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&b=66e5a17e8f02fbfda13c589c788a9569&disk=10.1.106.207_d1350&login=sam_oram%25hotmail%2eco%2euk&domain=passport%2ecom&_lang=EN&country=UK&SafeRedirect=%26hm___ts%3d1154011473%26hm___ha%3d7 7b14bae6b1c849260a4859e4998a7fc)

I think Gibbo just creamed his pants...

[Awooga Guy]

Like this? (http://64.4.19.250/cgi-bin/getmsg/missamerica%2ejpg?&msg=6AA420FB-3511-4A34-96B8-68D6FE15D17C&start=0&len=178638&mimepart=4&curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&b=66e5a17e8f02fbfda13c589c788a9569&disk=10.1.106.207_d1350&login=sam_oram%25hotmail%2eco%2euk&domain=passport%2ecom&_lang=EN&country=UK&SafeRedirect=%26hm___ts%3d1154011473%26hm___ha%3d7 7b14bae6b1c849260a4859e4998a7fc)

Aaaggh no! Kill it!!






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[ScottUK]

Lounge, you're a sick puppy.

Awoog, play the vid a few times and see if you and get it out of your head (not just the pix)...

[Kenzan]

Like this? (http://64.4.19.250/cgi-bin/getmsg/missamerica%2ejpg?&msg=6AA420FB-3511-4A34-96B8-68D6FE15D17C&start=0&len=178638&mimepart=4&curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&b=66e5a17e8f02fbfda13c589c788a9569&disk=10.1.106.207_d1350&login=sam_oram%25hotmail%2eco%2euk&domain=passport%2ecom&_lang=EN&country=UK&SafeRedirect=%26hm___ts%3d1154011473%26hm___ha%3d7 7b14bae6b1c849260a4859e4998a7fc)


http://www.itg.uiuc.edu/people/weber/images/HURL.gif

[Awooga Guy]

http://www.itg.uiuc.edu/people/weber/images/HURL.gif

That's also grossing Awooga Guy out. Hmmm Awooga Guy is quite squeamish.




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[Lounge]

That's also grossing Awooga Guy out. Hmmm Awooga Guy is quite squeamish.
This just got fun :D

[Awooga Guy]

And speaking of hurling...

Awooga Guy went over to visit one of his friends in Ireland a few weeks ago, and he was lucky enough to watch a hurling match on the TV. It totally rocked! It's better than football, rugby and ice hockey put together. It's the only ball game that Awooga Guy considers to be a sport*.

Wikipedia entry on hurling (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurling)

The GAA Website (Governing Body) (http://www.gaa.ie/page/hurling.html)

Awooga Guy can't recommend hurling enough... it's so damn violent :)




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* Under normal circumstances Awooga Guy does not consider a sport a sport unless it has engines or weapons in it. And yes, fists and feet count as weapons.

[Lounge]

I watched hurling once... haden't got clue how the point work!! so you can score by putting the ball in the net, over the crossbar, past the post,ect.. I think putting either your ball or stick into your nearest opponent croth gets you a point too!!!

[Awooga Guy]

I think putting either your ball or stick into your nearest opponent croth gets you a point too!!!

That gets you cheers, applause and respect :) Great fun to watch.

Change yer avatar!




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[Lounge]

It won't let me!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Awooga Guy]

Ha ha they don't like you :)




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[Ignatz]

http://www.itg.uiuc.edu/people/weber/images/HURL.gif
I think technically that would be spewing. The difference between hurling and chunking in projectile vomiting lies in the size of the pieces multiplied by a factor taking into consideration the distance hurled or chunked (hurling will be a greater distance by and by)
When the effluent is all liquid it is spewing.

[Paikea]

It won't let me!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:Log out (close browser) and log back in again?

[Awooga Guy]

Lounge, you did fluid dynamics when you studied engineering right?




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[Lounge]

No I was about 17!!! and very drunk at the time ;)

[Lounge]

Log out (close browser) and log back in again?
Ok I've logged out, logged in, cleared cookies, deleted files, shut down, restart, I've done the bloody lot and it's still no good....

I've posted in the FAQ thread and hope to get an answer soon. If they won't give me a custom avatar I'll hold my breath until they do.... :emb:

[Lounge]

Lounge, you did fluid dynamics when you studied engineering right?
To give you a real answer AG, I did mech and CAD engineering, if I mixed fluids with it i'd either get a lot of rust or a big bang!!!! sorry I can't help dude!!! :(

[The great I AM]

Hey lounge, your avatar is shit.

I once hurled a goody after probably the biggest booze bender I went on in my life. I don't remember leaving the pub and woke up in hospital, sanz glasses wallet and keys and covered in my own vomit.

When I got home I had to wait for other people to get back (No keys) and projectiled green stuff 5 feet to the side wall of the house from where I was. There was a railing there too, so I held on for extra leverage. And some of that went all over me too.


I really chunked once too. I brought up my pizza pasta dinner at a girlfirends house when I was 18, and I'de only eaten it maybe 30 minutes previously. You could still see whole olives!

[The great I AM]

In fact, I want some vom stories! Give me more!

[Lounge]

Hey lounge, your avatar is shit.
That's my point!!! It looks worse than that thing i produced the morning after a session on the guiness topped off with a sweaty kebeb!!!

[ScottUK]

Never threw up from drinking. Urinated into a Toyota Celica's turbo inlet once, but that was after drinking a large quantity of VSOP and Thunderbird - so it can be understood.

Its a real bastard to be drunk, maintain balance on a car bonnet and aim your genitalia at the same time.

[The great I AM]

When I was 12 I shat myself at a bus stop.

I often find myself vomming after a heavy night out recently. After the previous 2 UCL all-dayers I have been major ill. In fact after the first one I was still hungover 2 days later (I had a day off work for that one...).

And apparently I'm a noisy puker. Without fail even if I'm trying to be quiet it wakes my wife up. Without fail.

Yeah, vom euphemisms. Saying hello to god on the great white telephone!

[Lounge]

What do you guys reckon to the new Japanese school uniform? (http://www.mercigod.com/gallery/view_album.php?set_albumName=Aki-Hoshino-%28Album-1%29&page=1)

[Awooga Guy]

Urinated into a Toyota Celica's turbo inlet once, but that was after drinking a large quantity of VSOP and Thunderbird - so it can be understood.

:eek: Feckin hell Scott! How did it run after that? Did it get rid of all the turbo lag :)

And as for the whole olives in Gibbo's spew - Awooga Guy knows you inhale food at an awesome rate but damn man :)

The Seven Smutty Samurai continue to plumb new depths! Awooga!





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[ScottUK]

I am enjoying the uniform very much. Reminds me of my childhood - flipping through the Kays catalogue...


Yeah, vom euphemisms. Saying hello to god on the great white telephone!I like 'The Call of the Walrus' and 'Throwing It Into Reverse'.

[ScottUK]

:eek: Feckin hell Scott! How did it run after that? Did it get rid of all the turbo lag :)Dunno - wasn't mine... :D

[Awooga Guy]

Dunno - wasn't mine... :D

So Awooga Guy guesses you peed right through the bonnet vents then :)

Star :D

Respect +50







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[The great I AM]

I am enjoying the uniform very much. Reminds me of my childhood - flipping through the Kays catalogue...

I like 'The Call of the Walrus' and 'Throwing It Into Reverse'.My childhood was Grattan, and looking for the see-thurs.

[Bailemor]

What do you guys reckon to the new Japanese school uniform? (http://www.mercigod.com/gallery/view_album.php?set_albumName=Aki-Hoshino-%28Album-1%29&page=1)

After that I wish i was back at school :nervous:

[Ignatz]

Yeah, vom euphemisms.
Gibbo, you have to try chemo sometime. Imagine drinking a case of Pabst Blue ribbon beer until you are pissing out of your asshole but make the stream more powerful so, if you had the strength, you could lift your leg and fire it across the room. Now make it a kind of purple foamy thing and top it off with a bucket on your lap because you are spewing purple foamy stuff even though the only thing you have eaten is a couple of soft boiled eggs and some soggy cheerios.
Do this four days in a row, rest for two days and repeat for about three or four months.

I am invincible!

[Lounge]

Ok, I know it's not smut... but I'd love to know what the question (http://www.flickr.com/photos/85833916@N00/152277171/) was?!?!?!?

[ScottUK]

Imagine drinking a case of Pabst Blue ribbon beer until you are pissing out of your assholeI'm not sure an Englishman's conscience would allow him to drink Pabst. That is reserved for ladies, the under 12s and Americans.

[Ignatz]

Ok, I know it's not smut... but I'd love to know what the question (http://www.flickr.com/photos/85833916@N00/152277171/) was?!?!?!?
"I would like to buy your underwear but I would like to see it first".

[The great I AM]

I'm not sure an Englishman's conscience would allow him to drink Pabst. That is reserved for ladies, the under 12s and Americans.Seconded. Real men drink Pimms. Or Pernod. or both.

[Awooga Guy]

Ok, I know it's not smut... but I'd love to know what the question (http://www.flickr.com/photos/85833916@N00/152277171/) was?!?!?!?

He's probably saying "Noooo I am your Daddy" or something equally pervy.





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[Lounge]

Seconded. Real men drink Pimms. Or Pernod. or both.
Yeah baby, it's pimms o'clock!!!

[ScottUK]

Seconded. Real men drink Pimms. Or Pernod. or both.Don't let Lounge see that. He'll get aroused.

EDIT - too late.

[Awooga Guy]

Pernod?? Ugh. Awooga Guy does not drink anything aniseed flavoured... too many bad memories :)

Just give him some nice sake...





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[ScottUK]

Hey Lounge, what is that Av anyway? A beaver? Appropriate, methinks...

[Awooga Guy]

Ha! It's his n00b avatar :) Yak yak yak!




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[Lounge]

Pernod?? Ugh. Awooga Guy does not drink anything aniseed flavoured
WHAT!!!! NO SAMBUCA???? I live on sambuca!! it's like fuel to me... put in a glass and set it on fire!!! (thats for ScottUK, I hope he gets it) You need to gas chanber it to do it properly though!!! ;)

[ScottUK]

|-|3|-|3 |-|3 15 5U(|-| 4 |-|0/\/\0. 1Ph 17 /\/\4|<35 j00Z Ph33L b3773R 1 \/\/1LL U53 |-|1/\/\ 45 4 747391 |\|3><7 \/\/33|< 1|\| 7|-|3 d0j0. 7|-|3 |\|0|\|(3. :D

[Lounge]

Hey Lounge, what is that Av anyway? A beaver? Appropriate, methinks...
It's was something else but as of now it's a beaver....

[Awooga Guy]

Scott is teh l33t h4xx0r OMG ROFLs!!!11oneonetwo :D




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[ScottUK]

How cool is the l33t converter (http://www.brenz.net/l337Maker.asp)?

[Awooga Guy]

How cool is the l33t converter (http://www.brenz.net/l337Maker.asp)?

4\/\/0094 9U'/ Ph1|\|D5 17 /\/\057 U53PhUL. |-|3 7|-|1|\||<5 17 r0(|<5.







7|-|@ 15 4LL.

[ScottUK]

I have learnt to read that shit. How gay is that?


7|-|@ 15 4LL :D:D:D Awesome

[Lounge]

|-|3|-|3 |-|3 15 5U(|-| 4 |-|0/\/\0. 1Ph 17 /\/\4|<35 j00Z Ph33L b3773R 1 \/\/1LL U53 |-|1/\/\ 45 4 747391 |\|3><7 \/\/33|< 1|\| 7|-|3 d0j0. 7|-|3 |\|0|\|(3. :D
\/\/4$ 7|-|@ 41/\/\3D @ /\/\3? 1Ph $0 j00Z b3773r \/\/47(|-| 7|-|@ L3Ph7 L39!!! ;)

[ScottUK]

Hehe yes it was. Remember that little exercise last night about cutting the kensen? That'll be you next... j00Z (0(|< :D

And the leg is convalescing well... :)

[The great I AM]

\/\/4$ 7|-|@ 41/\/\3D @ /\/\3? 1Ph $0 j00Z b3773r \/\/47(|-| 7|-|@ L3Ph7 L39!!! ;)You are all fucking gay. 0-8)(!"£$?<><@:}!"£)(!)"£*! Translate that.

[Awooga Guy]

Stop (http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/817/stopwa6.jpg)





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[ScottUK]

Thanks to Gib and Woog for making me cry with laughter. Normal service will be resumed shortly.

A new thread is in order... brb.

[The great I AM]

We don't need a new thread, we need you chav benders to stop typing geek speak!

[Awooga Guy]

What new thread be that Scott?

And l33t speak is like nito - you've gotta give it a try haven't you :P




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[ScottUK]

Not a geek speak thread... is on now in the Lounge...

[ScottUK]

To twist this thread into a racist call-to-arms, can you Englishmen change your flag to that of St George, instead of the Union Flag? Have some pride, man... :)

[Awooga Guy]

No! Awooga Guy hates football - that's the reason he uses the Union Jack, sorry the "Union Flag"... The Union Jack looks cooler anyway :)




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[ScottUK]

Bah, Britisher. StG has chuff all to do with footy. It is about proclaiming your pride at being English first and British second.

[justin615]

What are Seven Smutty Samurai ?
And who is seventh?

[Rookie M]

My all time best vom had to be a few years back. Girlfriend at the time was having a night in with her work mates so i got packed off to the pub. Much drinking followed and i staggered back to her parents house just as her mates where leaving i joined them in a glass or three of wine then set to a bottle of vodka. I seem to remember getting anoyed at the plastic jobbie to measure out shots that was stuck in the top of the bottle and chewing it off cutting my lips to bits in the process. The young lady put me to bed and then according to her report the following day, she felt my stomach tense and sensibly dived for cover as i chucked whilst still lying on my back. My cottage pie dinner and copious alcohol hit the ceiling and richochetted all over me and the room. I woke up the following day in the bath and was ordered to clean the whole room, mopping the ceiling and walls wasnt too bad but trying to pick my chunks out of the mesh on the front on the ladies speakers was a bugger.
Oh the joys of booze and teenage love. Needless to say the young lady gave me the boot albeit some 7 years later.

[Lounge]

Well this smutty samurai has finally been allowed to leave work... 3 hrs late!!! this sucks, thanks for keeping me entertained during this monotony :D

[Awooga Guy]

Well this smutty samurai has finally been allowed to leave work... 3 hrs late!!! this sucks, thanks for keeping me entertained during this monotony :D

You're welcome, but...

Thats what you get for being a no-avatar having n00b :)

And wow, what a story from the Rookie there. Fair play to you :)






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[Lounge]

If I get the chance tomorrow I'll tell you my story... not sick often thogh!!! I'm English and can hold my own... fnar...

[Awooga Guy]

Fnar! :D





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[The great I AM]

If I get the chance tomorrow I'll tell you my story... not sick often thogh!!! I'm English and can hold my own... fnar...Lounge, your avatar is a bear, YOU are the beaver.

Snoogins.

[Rookie M]

Best euphemism for puking has to be.
Driving the porcelain bus.
Or perhaps
Chucking your ring.

[ScottUK]

Hmm, the smut has dried up...

[KhawMengLee]

The smut must flow...

[Lounge]

Ok my fellow smut pedalers... a very important question...

A what point does smut become filth? and can filth be edited and bring it back into the realms of smut? I have my own views but I want a good clean discussion... who am I kidding, i don't want a clean discussion!! comence with the smuttony, ready... aim... FNAR!!!!

[ScottUK]

Smut and filth are one and the same. Now ART - that's, er, art... :)

[Awooga Guy]

Yeah this is what Awooga Guy thought. They are one. Smut usually sounds funnier though.

Anyway, Awooga Guy is back. Report! Did you have a good weekend, fellow Smutty Samurai(s)?




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[ScottUK]

No - hurt my chuffin' knee on Thursday, so I had an unproductive squad keiko on Saturday. Just doing tachiwaza - could barely manage seiza... :(

Sunday - working on my illustration portfolio for my new website.

Fair bit of nookie though - my knee survived that... :D

[Lounge]

I drank Corona and watch movies... The Ringer nearlly made me sh!t myself laughing!!! Excellent.

Can't wait for nex weekend... payday :D

[ScottUK]

Next weekend will be a dirty one. Am off to Paris with the hottie... :D

[Awooga Guy]

Good lad Scott! Give her one from the other six of us :)

And congrats to Lounge too, for finally popping his avatar cherry :eek:

Awooga Guy thinks you should change the text under your new avatar also :)





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[Lounge]

I'm working on it, I want it to be just right :D

[Awooga Guy]

Or we could all put "Smutty Samurai" under our avatars...

What ya think?



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[ScottUK]

Awooga Guy thinks you should change the text under your new avatar also :)Suggestions?

[Awooga Guy]

Take a look under Awooga Guy's avatar :D

EDIT: Actually don't, as Lounge has put some text under his avatar now.





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[Lounge]

I'm willing to change if my fellow smutty samurai agree :D

[ScottUK]

Your sig tells us that Chevy Chase is a beaver. You tool.

[Awooga Guy]

Arf! Change the sig Lounge. You n00b :)





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[Lounge]

Bwa ha ha haaaaa!!! I am an iiiiiiiiiiiiiiidiot!!!

[ScottUK]

l\l00b (o(l<j0(i<3'/

[ScottUK]

Well guys, I WAS gonna go to the chippy but it's pissing down cats and ugly birds. I'll have to starve...

Sam, can you bring me a KFC back on your way home? :D

[Lounge]

Sam, can you bring me a KFC back on your way home? :D
When work clear my Germany trip expenses no worries :D

[Awooga Guy]

Awooga Guy went for the Tuna mayo sandwich option at home. He's still writing up his damn thesis unfortunately :( However he also had some very nice cake that Awooga Girl made for him, yay :D





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[Lounge]

I had a very sweaty burger from McSrotes... and something claiming to be 'fries'! more like limp hollow potato straws!!! :down:

[Awooga Guy]

Ugh, that's not budo food. Does it count as Smutty Samurai food?





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[Lounge]

Ugh, that's not budo food. Does it count as Smutty Samurai food?
Well I classed it as filth and as discussed earlier filth and smut are the same thing... so... yes :D

[The great I AM]

Well I classed it as filth and as discussed earlier filth and smut are the same thing... so... yes :DGood call!

I had a variety of sanwiches which I made whilst also making Mrs Gibbo's dinner (Night shift....). These were:

Ham and Cheese and Mustard
Sanwich Spread and Lettuce and Cucumber
Salami and Lettuce and Garlic Mayo
Egg Mayo

Do you guys remember sandwich spread? I saw it in Tesco at the weekend and impulse bough a pot. Now I wish I didn't. I am classing that also as "Smut" because, in reality, the stuff is filth.....

[ScottUK]

I have discovered a big bag of oven chips in the freezer. Am preparing for a massacre...

[Lounge]

I know Scott of the UK agrees but what is the concensus?

The almighty fish finger sandwich???

Condiments are not compulsary, to each their own sauce!!!:devious:

[ScottUK]

Bread. Too much butter. Fish fingers. Vinegar. No chuffin' sauce.

Awesome.

[Kitsune]

I just got a question, guys: What the hell means smutty? I'm from Chile and I do not know all the words.

[Lounge]

I just got a question, guys: What the hell means smutty? I'm from Chile and I do not know all the words.
meaning 2. (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/smut)

read 1,2 and 5 (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smut&page=1) :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Lounge]

I would ignore all the other meanings on the two links... some people just do not know what they are talking about...

[Lounge]

To be honest having read what some of the people on urban dictionary think it means they are EEDIOTS!!!!

[ScottUK]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=porn

Check out reference 1 & 2 :D

[Kitsune]

Thanx a lot guys it really help

[Awooga Guy]

Bread. Too much butter. Fish fingers. Vinegar. No chuffin' sauce.

Awesome.


That is good, but a chip butty is even better. Don't even try and deny it.

You know you love it :)




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[Lounge]

Home made or chip shop chips... it's important, makes a major difference....
no...

wait...

Put the chip butty in your left hand...

Put the fish finger sandwich in the right hand...

Now put your hands together..

*sub note... on this thread how can chips be better than fish?

[Awooga Guy]

Good old dictionary.com. Well Awooga Guy never knew this:

Smut: Any of various plant diseases, especially of cereal grasses, caused by parasitic fungi of the order Ustilaginales that form black powdery masses of spores on the affected parts.

Every day's a school day, huh?




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[Awooga Guy]

Home made or chip shop chips... it's important, makes a major difference....
no...

wait...

Put the chip butty in your left hand...

Put the fish finger sandwich in the right hand...

Now put your hands together..

*sub note... on this thread how can chips be better than fish?

Yes! A 3 sliced double decker fish finger and chip shop ship sandwich... The horn is born :D






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[Lounge]

Yes! A 3 sliced double decker fish finger and chip shop ship sandwich... The horn is born :D
HALLELUJAH!!!!!!

[Awooga Guy]

The phrase is:

AWOOGA!





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[Lounge]

Well time to go home, I can't sit at work and chat on kendo world all day... Have fun my pretties.

Lounge :D

[ScottUK]

*sub note... on this thread how can chips be better than fish?Awesome.

Am I the only one that fnarred at this? :)

[Awooga Guy]

Bye bye Lounge. Be good. Go with the flow but don't you eat that yellow snow.

And after 5 pints and a kebab best be Zorro with the bog brush to beat the beasty round the bend.





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[The great I AM]

Bye bye Lounge. Be good. Go with the flow but don't you eat that yellow snow.

And after 5 pints and a kebab best be Zorro with the bog brush to beat the beasty round the bend.





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[Awooga Guy]

Fnar!





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[Ignatz]

Put the fish finger sandwich in the right hand...
English fish have hands. I thought so. That is why all the food is so bad.

Gibbo, slce up a nice roma tomato (not one of those big tasteless things) and put it on the sandwich with the sliced (and peeled) cucumber and lettuce with a bit of mayo and Mrs. Gibbo will love you again.


The difference between smut and art is the lighting.

[ScottUK]

The difference between smut and art is the lighting.And the distance from the lens. And the clear heels.

[ScottUK]

Lounge has inspired me to make a new avatar...

"MARK IT ZERO...!" hehe

[Rookie M]

Clear heels are some of the most bestest things in the world.
You guys should visit Belgium the ladies shoes there are the most rubbish i have ever seen. In fact purely for study purposes, you understand I was forced to visit the redlight district of Brussels and a number of strip clubs just to see if nice lady shoes where illigal or something. After hours of heavy study I found some friendly ladies with nice shoes and asked where they had purchased them, To my surprise the answer was Camden in London.
Now you probably think i have a weird think for lady shoes, which i do. Not in a wearing way mind.

[Awooga Guy]

Awooga Guy hopes your good lady knows about your special fetish Rookie :)

And Scott's new avatar... cool :) Although it'll be weird not seeing the Tool picture.




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[ScottUK]

I have a plethora of Avatars lined up. Lateralus will be back, though...

Next week's Av is linked to this one. See if you can guess, but without just naming random characters... one shot at the title. No more no less.

[Awooga Guy]

See if you can guess, but without just naming random characters... one shot at the title. No more no less.

Hmmm some other character from The Big Lebowski?

You know he really looks like you :D






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[ScottUK]

Hmmm some other character from The Big Lebowski?Yep.


You know he really looks like you :D Yep. Same attitude.

"This isn't Vietnam, Woog - there are rules..."

[Awooga Guy]

Arf :D

"You're entering a world of pain... A WORLD OF PAIN!!!"

Quality film :)





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[KhawMengLee]

Donnie: "Those are good burgers dude."

Walter: "Shut the fuck up Donnie!"

[ScottUK]

I've met The Gibster, The Rookie and The Awooga Ninja, and known The Lounger since he was six. Based upon what you know of me - who is my next Avatar going to be?

One guess each.

[KhawMengLee]

Bill Hicks?

[ScottUK]

I'll ignore that one - check out post 218 downwards...

[Awooga Guy]

Based upon what you know of me - who is my next Avatar going to be?

One guess each.

Jabba the Hutt? :D







(Don't kill Awooga Guy!)

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[ScottUK]

If I could fit my bokuto into a pencil sharpener you would be fooked. Consider yourself the luckiest transvestite out there... :)

[Awooga Guy]

Awooga Guy loves you really! :D





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[ScottUK]

Awwoga Guy (http://perso.orange.fr/nipponto/images/tameshigiri2.JPG)

[Awooga Guy]

Well it's one way for Awooga Guy to lose some weight :)






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[ScottUK]

Thank you for editing that for clarification! :D

[Awooga Guy]

Aha! You saw what Awooga Guy did there :D

Dammit, had to edit this post too. Awooga Guy inadvertantly slipped into the first person :eek:



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[ScottUK]

Yes. 7.5/10

Lounge, you have one too many red o's in your sig...

[Awooga Guy]

Arf! That's not bad.

That gets you 8/10 :D





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[Awooga Guy]

Awwoga Guy (http://perso.orange.fr/nipponto/images/tameshigiri2.JPG)

Incidentally, cut no.14 on that tameshigiri diagram looks bloody 'orrible :eek:






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[Rookie M]

Well being nocturnal has it's ups and downs but recently (since the dawn of kung-fu telly in castle Rookie) I have caught Most Haunted on ftn and it is smashing, it's got that woman off Tommorows World and a camp scouse hairdresser/mystic guy. If you've witnessed the phenomenon let us know what you folks think.

"I can feel it, they are coming through, i can feel the auras running down my leg now"

:alien:

[ScottUK]

Don't get me started on Most Haunted's very own samurai, Karl Beattie (Yvette Fielding's hubby)... :mad:

E-Budo (http://www.e-budo.com/forum/showthread.php?t=24326)

Kendo World (http://www.kendo-world.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2136)

[Awooga Guy]

Hey don't diss him Scott... He's the world's last living samurai... Yeah... :D





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[ScottUK]

I actually sat and watched Richard & Judy when he was on.

Under legal advice I am not to say that I almst lost control of my bladder, nor that I threw a paraboot at the TV but missed. I especially am not allowed to say I went to his personal forum and questioned the guy, receiving no reply. My lawyers also tell me that I am not allowed to call him a bullshit artist, a head-job and a martial fabricator. Even though he is. The berk.

Oh, and his swordsmanship sucked more than the local strumpet.

[Awooga Guy]

I actually sat and watched Richard & Judy when he was on.

Under legal advice I am not to say that I almst lost control of my bladder, nor that I threw a paraboot at the TV but missed. I especially am not allowed to say I went to his personal forum and questioned the guy, receiving no reply. My lawyers also tell me that I am not allowed to call him a bullshit artist, a head-job and a martial fabricator. Even though he is. The berk.

Oh, and his swordsmanship sucked more than the local strumpet.

Ahhh Awooga Guy loves nothing more than eloquent vitriol. :D

Well said old boy.






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[KhawMengLee]

Don't get me started on Most Haunted's very own samurai, Karl Beattie (Yvette Fielding's hubby)... :mad:

E-Budo (http://www.e-budo.com/forum/showthread.php?t=24326)

Kendo World (http://www.kendo-world.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2136)

My fav is still this one Africa the home of budo (http://www.e-budo.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25699&page=1&pp=15&highlight=africa+martial+arts)!

[ScottUK]

Ahh, a late lunch. Busy as usual...

CHIP BUTTIES...!

HARRRRR!

[Awooga Guy]

NOOOOOO!!! Awooga Guy wants one! You b'stard Scott! :D

Don't choke on it now :eek:





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[ScottUK]

Ahh, the butter is dripping everywhere... Fan-chuffin-tastic... :D

[Awooga Guy]

WANT (http://www.londonleben.co.uk/photos/uncategorized/chipbutty.jpg)






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[Rookie M]

Well you learn something everyday. I had no idea that Mrs Yvette (Youngest bluepeter presenter ever) Fielding was married to Karl (I'm mad for it, that samurai sh*t like) Beattie. I did find this delightful article from the Manchester evening news, picture and everything.
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/78/78817_the_stockport_samurai.html

My favorite quote had to be "If anything was to happen in Japan, aside from being at war with Britain, then I would have to drop everything and go and protect the emperor." "If anything was to happen in Japan, aside from being at war with Britain, then I would have to drop everything and go and protect the emperor."

Really Mr Beattie thats very impressive but I am the only living relative of Ming the Merciless, Emperor of the known universe and my dad could kick your dad's arse.
And we've got a machine that controls the weather. Which is why it always rains in Manchester. So Nah!

[ScottUK]

WANT (http://www.londonleben.co.uk/photos/uncategorized/chipbutty.jpg)
Oh, man - I just had to chuck some away. If only I'd knew.

Does anyone know a lapdancing clup that serves chip butties? :)

[Awooga Guy]

He began his training aged just seven and is now the World Full Contact Martial Arts Champion - the only person to take the title outside Japan.

World Full Contact Martial Arts Champion?? What the hell is that about?

And his sword looks like a wall hanger there.

Oh dear :D







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[ScottUK]

...and where's that turdburglar Lounge got to?

[Awooga Guy]

Oh, man - I just had to chuck some away. If only I'd knew.

DIEEEEEE!!! :D






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