Yet more movie thread stupidity

[The great I AM]

Ok ok, so its getting a bit silly on the other one, soooooooo I thought a change of pace and a new guess the whatever thread.

Give one line from a movie, and then others have to give the movie and the name of the character / actor.......

I'll start with a nice easy one:

My name is Jonny Wishbone

[KOMA]

Ok ok, so its getting a bit silly on the other one, soooooooo I thought a change of pace and a new guess the whatever thread.

Give one line from a movie, and then others have to give the movie and the name of the character / actor.......

I'll start with a nice easy one:

My name is Jonny Wishbone

Beverly Hills Cop II .....Eddie Murphy /Det. Axel Foley

[bullet08]

hmm..

welcome to new york, spy boy!

pete

[The great I AM]

Good man! But you've got to suggest the next one now....

edit:oops, pete got in there.....ok, now let me see....

[Fai]

"stick around"

:)

[don don]

Here's one the "other way round", if that's OK. This is one of my favourites. The line is;

"Names is for tombstones, baby. Take the honky outside and waste him."

What was the previous line and what character/movie was it?

[Awooga Guy]

"stick around"

:)

Predator! Great quote. Ok here's the next one:

"Dammit Marge, easy with the hardware!"





That is all.

[KOMA]

Here's one the "other way round", if that's OK. This is one of my favourites. The line is;

"Names is for tombstones, baby. Take the honky outside and waste him."

What was the previous line and what character/movie was it?

Live and Let Die Mr Big / Yaphet Kotto

I don't understand man, I don't understand. You can lose keys, ya know, you can lose your wallet. How... how do you lose a plane?

[KhawMengLee]

Live and Let Die Mr Big / Yaphet Kotto

I don't understand man, I don't understand. You can lose keys, ya know, you can lose your wallet. How... how do you lose a plane?

Reese Feldman: Starsky and Hutch

here's one:

"What's your name then?"

"Bend over..."

"Hi Ben!"

"Bend over and take of your pants..."

Who are the two actors on the scene and what movie is it from...

[The great I AM]

Live and Let Die Mr Big / Yaphet Kotto

I don't understand man, I don't understand. You can lose keys, ya know, you can lose your wallet. How... how do you lose a plane?Thats Vince Vaughn (Jewish bad guy, forgot the name.....) in Starskey and Hutch

edit:DAM YOU MENG!

[KOMA]

Reese Feldman: Starsky and Hutch

here's one:

"What's your name then?"

"Bend over..."

"Hi Ben!"

"Bend over and take of your pants..."

Who are the two actors on the scene and what movie is it from...

is it G.I.Jane

Lt. Jordan O'Neil ----Demi Moore
Master Chief John James 'Jack' Urgayle ---- Viggo Mortensen
I think I'm wrong

[KhawMengLee]

is it G.I.Jane

Lt. Jordan O'Neil ----Demi Moore
Master Chief John James 'Jack' Urgayle ---- Viggo Mortensen
I think I'm wrong

nope...:D :D :D

[Kenzan]

Here's one:

"Stupid, no good, freeloadin' sonofabitch..."

"You forgot lazy, and disrepectful..."

"Shut-up bitch! go fix me a turkey pot pie!"

[KOMA]

Here's one:

"Stupid, no good, freeloadin' sonofabitch..."

"You forgot lazy, and disrepectful..."

"Shut-up bitch! go fix me a turkey pot pie!"

I got this one (my sis loves this movie)
The Breakfast Club John Bender---- Judd Nelson

[KOMA]

nope...:D :D :D

What is the movie

[KhawMengLee]

Here's one:

"Stupid, no good, freeloadin' sonofabitch..."

"You forgot lazy, and disrepectful..."

"Shut-up bitch! go fix me a turkey pot pie!"

Wanna guess the previous qoute before starting a new one?

p.s. The Breakfast club. Judd Nelson

anyways, as per the last one:

"What's your name then?"

"Bend over..."

"Hi Ben!"

"Bend over and take of your pants..."

Who are the two actors on the scene and what movie is it from...

Annnnnd if you feel lucky:

"Why should we pick up some stella man?"

"Dude, its a teenage girl walking on the side of the road...come on man! They make horror movies that start like that!"

"...yeah, but they make porno movies that start like that too!"

4 guys in the car, what movie is it?

[KhawMengLee]

What is the movie

Hint: The guy is an undercover reporter...and he's in jail.

[Nokori 3byo]

Here's one:

"Stupid, no good, freeloadin' sonofabitch..."

"You forgot lazy, and disrepectful..."

"Shut-up bitch! go fix me a turkey pot pie!"

That's Judd Nelson as John Bender, acting out a typical dialogue between himself and his father. The film, of course, is The Breakfast Club.


Here's a good one:

Person A: The reward for this man is 5000 dollars, is that right?
Person B: Judas was content for 4970 dollars less.
Person A: There were no dollars in them days.
Person B: But sons of bitches... yeah.

[Nokori 3byo]

Hint: The guy is an undercover reporter...and he's in jail.

Fletch. I think that line is in the sequel.

[KhawMengLee]

Fletch. I think that line is in the sequel.

yup...good ole tex and mr chevy in Fletch Lives.

and for you bit...Once upon a time in the West...Harmonica and cheyenne.

next:

"Why should we pick up some stella man?"

"Dude, its a teenage girl walking on the side of the road...come on man! They make horror movies that start like that!"

"...yeah, but they make porno movies that start like that too!"

4 guys in the car, what movie is it?

[Kenzan]

Wanna guess the previous qoute before starting a new one?


Sorry,
In the last post, he said: "I think I am wrong?" and you wrote:
"Nope".
Thought he got the answer
sigh...
I'm 0-2 this morning...

[KOMA]

Wanna guess the previous qoute before starting a new one?

"What's your name then?"

"Bend over..."

"Hi Ben!"

"Bend over and take of your pants..."

Who are the two actors on the scene and what movie is it from...

Annnnnd if you feel lucky:

"Why should we pick up some stella man?"

"Dude, its a teenage girl walking on the side of the road...come on man! They make horror movies that start like that!"

"...yeah, but they make porno movies that start like that too!"

4 guys in the car, what movie is it?


Detroite Rock City

Giuseppe andrews --Lex
James DeBello --Trip
Edward Furlong --Hawk
Sam Huntington --Jam

[KhawMengLee]

Sorry,
In the last post, he said: "I think I am wrong?" and you wrote:
"Nope".
Thought he got the answer
sigh...
I'm 0-2 this morning...

Spankies for both of us:D

[KOMA]

A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece

[Nokori 3byo]

How 'bout:

Joe Turner (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000602/): I'd like to go back to New York.
Joubert (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001884/): You have not much future there. It will happen this way. You may be walking. Maybe the first sunny day of the spring. And a car will slow beside you, and a door will open, and someone you know, maybe even trust, will get out of the car. And he will smile, a becoming smile. But he will leave open the door of the car and offer to give you a lift.

[Nokori 3byo]

A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece

Man on Fire

[KOMA]

How 'bout:

Joe Turner (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000602/): I'd like to go back to New York.
Joubert (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001884/): You have not much future there. It will happen this way. You may be walking. Maybe the first sunny day of the spring. And a car will slow beside you, and a door will open, and someone you know, maybe even trust, will get out of the car. And he will smile, a becoming smile. But he will leave open the door of the car and offer to give you a lift.

Three Days of the Condor
Thanks for the links

[KOMA]

Man on Fire

How did you know that

[KOMA]

Smile you son of a BITCH!!!
Bang

[Nokori 3byo]

How did you know that

I got that movie as a gift on dvd not too long ago. I remember being struck by how similar that line sounded to something someone said in Se7en. Almost as thought they nabbed it right out of the script.


As for your last guess: damn hypertext!

[Nokori 3byo]

Smile you son of a BITCH!!!
Bang

Roy Scheider's character in Jaws (killing the shark).

[Nokori 3byo]

Next:

"What the Hell?! This isn't Miss Hiroshima!"

[Nokori 3byo]

OK. I don't want to kill the thread, so I'll give you all some big hints: The line is spoken by a pro wrestler in a film starring Sugawara Bunta and which is the third installement in a five part series.

[The great I AM]

Dude, if this is some wank french art house film, nobody is going to get it. Apart from Meng.....

[Nokori 3byo]

Dude, if this is some wank french art house film, nobody is going to get it. Apart from Meng.....

A French art house film with a lead named Sugawara Bunta? You sure know how to call 'em.

Anybody who knows anything at all about Japanese cult films should be able to snap this one up in a second.

[The great I AM]

Was it Battle Royale 2?

[KhawMengLee]

Sugawara Bunta? All I remember him from were the Yakuza Paper films...art house....french art house...that sounds like don't eat the boiled egg realm of the senses type movies...

[Nokori 3byo]

Was it Battle Royale 2?

No, but the guy who directed BR2 is the son of the guy who directed the film I'm thinking of.

[Fai]

"he is blocking the punches with his face"

[Nokori 3byo]

Sugawara Bunta? All I remember him from were the Yakuza Paper films...art house....french art house...that sounds like don't eat the boiled egg realm of the senses type movies...

Ding! Yakuza Papers 3: Proxy War.

Actually, "Hiroshima mon Amour" is a French art house film set in Japan and featuring a Japanese male lead, and "Realm" was produced by a French studio, I believe. So, yeah, it's not unheard of.

[KhawMengLee]

I looooove Mozart...but for this kinda work, I kinda go for the heavier guys!

[The great I AM]

"Her hands were bigger than Andre the Giant's, and her adams apple was bigger than her balls"

Play school baby....

[KhawMengLee]

Dude, if this is some wank french art house film, nobody is going to get it. Apart from Meng.....

How prophetic...hahahaha


Now he said, "Sic'em, Boy", but what I heard was, "Chopper, sic balls!"

[The great I AM]

How prophetic...hahahaha


Now he said, "Sic'em, Boy", but what I heard was, "Chopper, sic balls!"Dude, get some help....

[KhawMengLee]

Dude, get some help....


Its a qoute from a movie ler...unfortunately one of the main actors never rose from the ashes as his name promised.

[The great I AM]

Its a qoute from a movie ler...unfortunately one of the main actors never rose from the ashes as his name promised.River Phoenix I take it. His brother ain't dead yet. And he wa pretty good in gladiator.

Whats my quote from Big Man?

[KhawMengLee]

I'm stumped...

[The great I AM]

I'm stumped...At last....and its so easy too.....

[KhawMengLee]

Oh wait...is it that Forty year old virgin movie?

[The great I AM]

Oh wait...is it that Forty year old virgin movie?BINGO! Told you it was easy....

[runsyi]

How prophetic...hahahaha


Now he said, "Sic'em, Boy", but what I heard was, "Chopper, sic balls!"

Stand by Me

How's this one: "Fuck the ice cream!"

[KhawMengLee]

Stand by Me

How's this one: "Fuck the ice cream!"

Are we talking foreign films...if so, Attack the Gas Station(Korean) has that line...hahaha

Juyuso seubgyuksageun...I love the part when Bulldog hits his own foot with the stick.

[runsyi]

Are we talking foreign films...if so, Attack the Gas Station(Korean) has that line...hahaha

Juyuso seubgyuksageun...I love the part when Bulldog hits his own foot with the stick.

I was referencing Attack the Gas Station. Wanted to quote Samehada otoko to Momojiri onna but all I could remember was: "kirai"

[KhawMengLee]

I was referencing Attack the Gas Station. Wanted to quote Samehada otoko to Momojiri onna but all I could remember was: "kirai"

Hehe...I loved that movie...

Sharkskin Man...haven't seen that yet...is it good?

I give two thumbs up for this gem tho': Kakuto (http://www.cdjapan.co.jp/(mint,simple)/detailview.html?KEY=BCBJ-1777)

[runsyi]

Hehe...I loved that movie...

Sharkskin Man...haven't seen that yet...is it good?

I give two thumbs up for this gem tho': Kakuto (http://www.cdjapan.co.jp/(mint,simple)/detailview.html?KEY=BCBJ-1777)

I liked it. I was sorta in a Japanese film phase for a while. Watched that one, Monday, Audition, and this one other one that was really quite sick. One scene had a guy getting tortured with tempura oil. Nasty. Can't remember the title though.

[KhawMengLee]

I liked it. I was sorta in a Japanese film phase for a while. Watched that one, Monday, Audition, and this one other one that was really quite sick. One scene had a guy getting tortured with tempura oil. Nasty. Can't remember the title though.

Yeah...I remember the line when the Yakuza Boss bursts in and is like "Ando! What the fuck are you doing?!?!" and hes like, "Oh, just a bit of torture."

Ah...Ichi the Killer...yes, Takeshi Miike's films are like that...have you seen the other movie he did, Happines of the Katakuris (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0304262/)? Its fricking hilarious...

I also liked Dead or Alive 2 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0285005/)...not so much for the violence but there's a touching bit in the middle segment where they talk about their childhood and how they loved trips to the mainland because it meant they(as orphans) could get a treat of kitsune udon...

[Seiza_Seizure]

Can I play please?


"And suddenly I heard tapping,...as of someone gently wrapping, wrapping at my chamber door...you heard me wrapping right?"

Any ideas of the actor and film? Someone must know this one. PLEASE!!

[KhawMengLee]

Brandon Lee and The Crow...just before funboy shoots him...

[crabbi]

"He said he would report me to lmmigration, and he made me suck.
But today, I bit. I bit. I bit!"

Film and name of actor....?

[Seiza_Seizure]

Brandon Lee and The Crow...just before funboy shoots him...

You got the film, and the actor, but the wrong scene.
That is a good scene when he lets Funboy shoot him, "Take your shot Funboy, you go me Dead bang"

[Nokori 3byo]

"He said he would report me to lmmigration, and he made me suck.
But today, I bit. I bit. I bit!"

Film and name of actor....?

That's Audrey Tatou(sp?) talking to the cab driver/doctor/protagonist in "Dirty Pretty Things."

Here's one from the world of jidaigeki:

Person A: Why kill me? We're not connected with each other in any way?

Person B [Killing person A] We are connected, because I'll see you in Hell!

[Saito]

Sword of the Beast
Person A: I don't know his name
Person B: Gennosuke

[Samurai Lapin]

"Our love is God ... let's go get a slushie"

[BrotherOfLounge]

"Our love is God ... let's go get a slushie"


C'mon other brother. Give us something thats a challenge!

Heathers - as spoken by JD portrayed by Christian Slater

[Samurai Lapin]

C'mon other brother. Give us something thats a challenge!


Okies. A challenge O brother of mine...

I'll tell Daddy you plan to go on with the experiments. I'll tell him.
Please do, and tell Dr. Hill, too.
Dan, please, please come with me, he is a maniac. He may even be a murderer.
Meg!
You're in danger!

[KhawMengLee]

Okies. A challenge O brother of mine...

I'll tell Daddy you plan to go on with the experiments. I'll tell him.
Please do, and tell Dr. Hill, too.
Dan, please, please come with me, he is a maniac. He may even be a murderer.
Meg!
You're in danger!

The Reanimator.

here's one:

"We are now armed with Mighty Joint!"

[Samurai Lapin]

here's one:

"We are now armed with Mighty Joint!"

Josephus - History of the World Part 1
^_^

[KhawMengLee]

Hehehe...since we're on a roll

"Sir, he specifically requested two "niggers". Well, to tell the family secret, my grandmother was Dutch."

[Nokori 3byo]

Hehehe...since we're on a roll

"Sir, he specifically requested two "niggers". Well, to tell the family secret, my grandmother was Dutch."

That's Bart, The Cleavon Little character in Blazing Saddles.

Next:

Shit... I'm waiting for the sun to shine.

[KhawMengLee]

That's Bart, The Cleavon Little character in Blazing Saddles.

Next:

Shit... I'm waiting for the sun to shine.

Hahaha...enjoi this (http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/46680/Random_Blazing_Saddles_Clips.html).

Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver

next:

"Do you wan numba won fuckee?"

[ScottUK]

'Dirty ho' in Full Metal Jacket?

[edit] - her pimp... :)

Next One:

"I'm no lunatic man. I'm a sane man fighting for his soul."

[Nokori 3byo]

"I'm no lunatic man. I'm a sane man fighting for his soul."

Dracula in Dracula.

"Lieutenant, you run this station like...chicken night in Turkey"

[Ignatz]

Dracula in Dracula.

"Lieutenant, you run this station like...chicken night in Turkey"

Assault on Precint 13

"an ordinary man would have given it up by now"

please state the name of the film and
the context in which this line was used

for extra credit, what was the speaker wearing?

[ScottUK]

Dracula in DraculaIncorrect - Renfield in 'Dracula'.

[Nokori 3byo]

Assault on Precint 13

"an ordinary man would have given it up by now"

please state the name of the film and
the context in which this line was used

for extra credit, what was the speaker wearing?

You wouldn't be talking about The Swanky Modes in the film, Tapeheads?

I had thought it was "Any ordinary man...", so maybe that's not it.

[Nokori 3byo]

Incorrect - Renfield in 'Dracula'.

Oops! Now we're even for the Julie Delpy thing.

[Ignatz]

You wouldn't be talking about The Swanky Modes in the film, Tapeheads?

I had thought it was "Any ordinary man...", so maybe that's not it.
getting there, but only half credit and no extra credit for you.
hint: where do the Menudos fit in?

[Mokujin77]

How's about this:

"Alright, what about her?"

"Oooh, filth! She's an ex-porn star. She's done it all. They say she starred in the world's first interracial hardcore loop. Cafe au lait....uh,uh.....por vous!"

The speaker's names and the fillum in which they spake, please (bonus points if you can name the pub in which the conversation took place).

[KhawMengLee]

How's about this:

"Alright, what about her?"

"Oooh, filth! She's an ex-porn star. She's done it all. They say she starred in the world's first interracial hardcore loop. Cafe au lait....uh,uh.....por vous!"

The speaker's names and the fillum in which they spake, please (bonus points if you can name the pub in which the conversation took place).

Shaun and Ed from Shaun of the Dead.

After Shaun points out the old bint behind them.

[KhawMengLee]

Here's one:

"I'll tell ya what...you try getting 'ere from your seat to the front door. 'Cuz I reckon I can shoot you from here to your front door...and that's exactly how long you to get me some money. I'll tell ya I'll count to twenty and you'd better produce some cash or I'll fuckin' shoot ya...one..two...three..."

Bonus if you can answer what's wrong with his ears and why he had that done to 'em.

[crabbi]

How's about this:

"Alright, what about her?"

"Oooh, filth! She's an ex-porn star. She's done it all. They say she starred in the world's first interracial hardcore loop. Cafe au lait....uh,uh.....por vous!"

The speaker's names and the fillum in which they spake, please (bonus points if you can name the pub in which the conversation took place).

...and the pub was the Winchester...

Did I see a quote from Joachim Phoenix in 8mm earlier... could have sworn I did but can't seem to find it now...

[crabbi]

I looooove Mozart...but for this kinda work, I kinda go for the heavier guys!

Stansfield (Gary Oldman) in Léon... with Jean Reno... I would've thought that Scott would guess this one given his Avatar...!

[Mokujin77]

Here's one:

"I'll tell ya what...you try getting 'ere from your seat to the front door. 'Cuz I reckon I can shoot you from here to your front door...and that's exactly how long you to get me some money. I'll tell ya I'll count to twenty and you'd better produce some cash or I'll fuckin' shoot ya...one..two...three..."

Bonus if you can answer what's wrong with his ears and why he had that done to 'em.

Er...is it Chopper? If it is, then his ears are knackered because he tried to cut them off himself in order to get transfered to the mental wing in prison. If not, haven't a clue.

[KhawMengLee]

Er...is it Chopper? If it is, then his ears are knackered because he tried to cut them off himself in order to get transfered to the mental wing in prison. If not, haven't a clue.

Correct...hehehe...Old uncle Chop Chop, just before he shoots Nev(Second time too).

Yeah, Chopper had been fucking up too many of the wrong blokes in jail that they basically put a contract on him. He was stabbed by his own mate and then after he ehaled up he basically had to get out of his cell division. The Governer said, 'no' so he got another inmate to hack off both his ears with a razor so that he'd be transferred to another wing...pretty crazy fella.

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Here's another one:

"Finger lickin' good*spits out two fingers*...muahahahahahahhahaaha!"

The movie, the actor and what is the TV series he's more well known for acting in.

[Mokujin77]

Good ol' chopper!

By the way, Meng, full marks for the Shaun Of The Dead question.

Bonus points to Crabbi (it was The Winchester).

But is Big Al right? Can dogs not look up?

[abryson]

Can anyone guess this one?

"You know your only going to get this cat stuck up yer ass aswell"
"Well how else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?"

cheers,
Drew

[Lounge]

"You know your only going to get this cat stuck up yer ass aswell"
"Well how else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?"
Kind of paraphrased but it's definately Mallrats, what a film :D

[crabbi]

Good ol' chopper!

By the way, Meng, full marks for the Shaun Of The Dead question.

Bonus points to Crabbi (it was The Winchester).

But is Big Al right? Can dogs not look up?
The Winchester bit was a coincidence... I was driving along with my daughter yesterday and she pointed at a pub called the Winchester and said that that was the name of the pub in Shaun of the Dead...!

Now... about dogs looking up... I know that mine can, and all of my previous ones could... but I cannot vouch for every single pooch....

[ScottUK]

Stansfield (Gary Oldman) in Léon... with Jean Reno... I would've thought that Scott would guess this one given his Avatar...!Bah. Was at the summer seminar so missed this one...

[crabbi]

Bah. Was at the summer seminar so missed this one...

Well have this one then Scott.... hold up everyone... only Scott can answer this one....:

"...The rifle is the first weapon you learn how to use, because it lets you keep your distance from the client. The closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client. The knife, for example, is the last thing you learn..."


Film, name of character, and Actor's name...


No clues now Scott....:wink:

[ScottUK]

Hmmm, a tough one.

Leon, Leon, Leon.

Jean Reno will always be known as Leon, in my book... :)

[crabbi]

Hmmm, a tough one.

Leon, Leon, Leon.

Jean Reno will always be known as Leon, in my book... :)
Yep, Yep and Yep...!!!

Back on track now Scott !!!

[KhawMengLee]

Hmmm, a tough one.

Leon, Leon, Leon.

Jean Reno will always be known as Leon, in my book... :)

Just as Natalie Portman shall always be known as...*


* Pederast litmus test question no:1...hahahahahaa

[Andou]

Hmmm, a tough one.

Leon, Leon, Leon.

Jean Reno will always be known as Leon, in my book... :)

Truth be told, I was depressed when I saw that he was to be in the new Pink Panther.

[Paikea]

Just as Natalie Portman shall always be known as...*


* Pederast litmus test question no:1...hahahahahaaMathilda - in "The Professional". One of the best movies of all time.

[KhawMengLee]

Mathilda - in "The Professional". One of the best movies of all time.

"He's not my father...he's my lover."

[Paikea]

Hmmm, a tough one.

Leon, Leon, Leon.

Jean Reno will always be known as Leon, in my book... :)Nonono..."Vincent".

[ScottUK]

Bah, 'Leon' or 'Victor the Cleaner'...

[Lounge]

Interesting (if not sad that I know!!) fact nugget about Jean Reno that links him to Japan...

He was the voice actor in the French language release of Kurenai no buta (http://www.ronnaskolan.sodertalje.se/ronmag/images/bilder0506/porco.jpg), otherwise known as Porco Rosso or The Crimson Pig.

[God]

"only the true Messiah denies his own divinity..."

[crabbi]

"only the true Messiah denies his own divinity..."
I know that's from Monty Python's Life of Brian... but I'm not sure who says it... I don't think it was one of the principal characters...

[ScottUK]

Judith's furry patch scared me.

[KhawMengLee]

Judith's furry patch scared me.

Maaaaaan...as a 10 year old, seeing Judith in the nuddy gave me funny feelings south of my tummy.

[ScottUK]

Too much bush and not enough machetes. Naaaasty...

Continuing this train of thought - who was the first film star you saw nekkid? Mine was Britt Ekland in 'The Wicker Man' when I was about 7 or 8. My dad foolishly left the Betamax unchecked... :D

[crabbi]

Too much bush and not enough machetes. Naaaasty...

Continuing this train of thought - who was the first film star you saw nekkid? Mine was Britt Ekland in 'The Wicker Man' when I was about 7 or 8. My dad foolishly left the Betamax unchecked... :D

Just saw a poster yesterday for the new remake of the Wicker Man... starring Nicolas cage... should be interesting...! Wonder what Hollywood lovely will play the Britt Ekland role?

Quote from imdb.com: 'Edward Wooward' , star of the original Wicker Man, has said that while he was offered a part in the remake and declined, he nevertheless was 'suprisingly impressed by the quality of the script'.

[KhawMengLee]

Probably that Jenny Agutter chick in American Werewolf in London...I think...or maybe the naked vampire girl in Lifeforce.

[ScottUK]

I have a special place in my heart for Nic Cage. I hate him more than I hate any other film star. I feel for him like I feel for Gerry Adams or Martin McGuinness.

[edit] Ahh, Jenny Agutter. THE sexiest sex scene. Ever. Tasteful, arty, Jenny nudie... :D

[KhawMengLee]

Nick Cage wasn't so bad in Lord of War...then again, maybe I was in love with the script...Ghost Rider will decide it all...

[ScottUK]

He was good in 8mm. I enjoyed that. However, I hate his holier-than-thou bullshit characters in everything else... anyway, back to nudity... :)

[Lounge]

Probably that Jenny Agutter chick in American Werewolf in London...
Wonderful :) my big bro made me watch that film when I was 5yrs old :) Ahhhh Jenny... also the wonderful naked scene in Walkabout and the flash of gash in Logans run :D Memories :D

[Ignatz]

I have a special place in my heart for Nic Cage. I hate him more than I hate any other film star. I feel for him like I feel for Gerry Adams or Martin McGuinness.
Was that really necessary? All three of them together are not as hateful as your Reverand Ian Paisley. So just knock it off or I'll have to come over there and shoot you in the knees.:rolleyes:
Cage was a really good Elvis impersonator whose uncle Francis Ford Coppola helped him (but he isn't in any of his movies, is he?)

[ScottUK]

I agree - they're all as bad. Paisley et al.

Iggy, was the motion pic invented in time for you to see naked TV flesh as a child?

[Ignatz]

Iggy, was the motion pic invented in time for you to see naked TV flesh as a child?
You mean at the picture shows? The talkies? Think back to Ursula Andress in the James Bond movie with her in the swim suit. In those days that was a lot of flesh.
I think that what is the best filmmaking is when you think you saw something but aren't quite sure.
We were talking about one time when we went camping out on St. John's in the U.S. Virgin Islands and after a couple of days were kind of hoping the girls would put some clothes on there was no mystique at all.

[ScottUK]

Agreed. The best nookie scenes are the subtle ones. That piece-of-shit-movie (thanks, Mr Hicks) Basic Instinct was not erotic. It was just bollocks.

[Paikea]

Bah, 'Leon' or 'Victor the Cleaner'...I don't remember.

[crabbi]

Just to 'whet' your jockstraps boys... this is the delectable actrice who will be playing Willow (the Britt Ekland role) in the new film...Kate Beahan http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0063571/
As you will see this is not her first major role... she was in the Matrix Revolutions as a coat check girl... ah well the only way is up...

[crabbi]

He was good in 8mm. I enjoyed that. However, I hate his holier-than-thou bullshit characters in everything else... anyway, back to nudity... :) Ooohhh... think I'm gonna have to disagree with you for once here Scott (!)... He's one of my fave actors and I think that 8mm and Matchstick Men are amongst my top 20 movies of all time... {waits for counter-tirade to hit....}

[crabbi]

Here's another little puzzler for you porn fans...:

'[to porn store customer] Hey! It's like a gas station, you pay before you pump!'

Name of film; Name of Actor; Name of Character... over to you...

[runsyi]

Here's another little puzzler for you porn fans...:

'[to porn store customer] Hey! It's like a gas station, you pay before you pump!'

Name of film; Name of Actor; Name of Character... over to you...

8mm, Joaquin Phoenix as Max California.

Try this one out for size:
"No, there are no others. You've eaten the last burger on earth."

"So you order a hot dog."

[crabbi]

8mm, Joaquin Phoenix as Max California.

Try this one out for size:
"No, there are no others. You've eaten the last burger on earth."

"So you order a hot dog."

A perfect 10 /10 for runsyi...!

Your quote sounds annoyingly familiar but it's got me stumped...

[crabbi]

....Okay so here's another easy one...:

"Do you know what this is? Its the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses."

Film, character and situation that occured to make the character say this...

[runsyi]

....Okay so here's another easy one...:

"Do you know what this is? Its the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses."

Film, character and situation that occured to make the character say this...

Reservior (sp?) dogs, I think it Steve Buschemi's character, it was in the beginning when they were arguing because someone didn't throw in enough for tip.

C'mon, you can get mine.

[Mokujin77]

Yup, it was Mr Pink.

On a different tack, actor and film, please:

"Are you gonna pull that pistol or are you just gonna whistle dixie?".

If no one gets that I'll be amazed.

BTW, sorry Runsyi, you've got me stumped, also. Any clues?

[ScottUK]

Clint Eastwood, The Unforgiven

"We're on an express elevator to hell - going down!"

Actor, character and film?

[KhawMengLee]

Clint Eastwood, The Unforgiven

"We're on an express elevator to hell - going down!"

Actor, character and film?

Bill Paxton/Pvt Hudson in Aliens.

"You choose your opponent's well...or should I say, rather foolishly..."

Name the actor of the trio and the film.

[crabbi]

Reservior (sp?) dogs, I think it Steve Buschemi's character, it was in the beginning when they were arguing because someone didn't throw in enough for tip.

C'mon, you can get mine.
Aaaaghh!!!

That was way too quick...!!!!

I still have no idea where yours came from... but as I said ... it is hauntingly familiar...

[ghostdancer]

you sure it was unforgiven....... thought it was the outlaw josie wales!

might be wrong

catch ya later now off to the Dojo

[ScottUK]

you sure it was unforgiven....... thought it was the outlaw josie wales!

might be wrongNope, you ain't... my bad!

[runsyi]

Yup, it was Mr Pink.

On a different tack, actor and film, please:

"Are you gonna pull that pistol or are you just gonna whistle dixie?".

If no one gets that I'll be amazed.

BTW, sorry Runsyi, you've got me stumped, also. Any clues?

The character who says that it's the last hamburger on earth was also pretty in pink.

Maybe this one will be easier:

"You stand on the brink of greatness. The world will open to you like an oyster. No... not like an oyster. The world will open to you like a magnificent vagina."

[KhawMengLee]

The character who says that it's the last hamburger on earth was also pretty in pink.

Maybe this one will be easier:

"You stand on the brink of greatness. The world will open to you like an oyster. No... not like an oyster. The world will open to you like a magnificent vagina."
Bullets over Broadway?

Here's a great one...

"Well... looks like it's just you...me...your balls...in this drawer." SLAM!! AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!

[runsyi]

Bullets over Broadway?


Yup, that's it.

[Kenzan]

......"I smell gopher poon-tang."

[Nokori 3byo]

Bullets over Broadway?

Here's a great one...

"Well... looks like it's just you...me...your balls...in this drawer." SLAM!! AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!

Tom Hanks as Detective Pep Streebek in The 1987 film, Dragnet (addressing some random hood in the interrogation room).

Next:

Person A: Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine?

Person B: Well... uh... we f***in' stole it, man.

[euclid]

Tom Hanks as Detective Pep Streebek in The 1987 film, Dragnet (addressing some random hood in the interrogation room).

Next:

Person A: Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine?

Person B: Well... uh... we f***in' stole it, man.


The Life Aquatic, so easy.

[Nokori 3byo]

The Life Aquatic, so easy.

Well yes, but if you wanted to flaunt your erudition a bit more, you could name the characters and the actors who played them.

[Nokori 3byo]

......"I smell gopher poon-tang."

Bill Murray in Caddyshack?

[Nokori 3byo]

Here's another one:

Factory Manager (actually a crime lord): You know that ice you were packing today? There was dope in it.

2 Unskilled Labourers: Huh? Dope in ice?

[euclid]

Well yes, but if you wanted to flaunt your erudition a bit more, you could name the characters and the actors who played them.


Jeff Goldblum was one, although I can't remember the characters name.

ANNNNND

If memory serves correctly, the other actor was, hmmm...Noah Taylor?

[Kenzan]

Here's another one:

Factory Manager (actually a crime lord): You know that ice you were packing today? There was dope in it.

2 Unskilled Labourers: Huh? Dope in ice?

Fists of fury?

[Nokori 3byo]

Jeff Goldblum was one, although I can't remember the characters name.

ANNNNND

If memory serves correctly, the other actor was, hmmm...Noah Taylor?

Memory serves you half-correctly. Person A was indeed Jeff Goldblum as Alistair Hennesey, but Person B was the bond company stooge Bill Ubell, played by none other than Bud Cort of "Harold and Maude" fame.　Noah Taylor's character does not take part in that dialogue.　

[Nokori 3byo]

Fists of fury?

You are correct, sir.

[runsyi]

"Housekeeping! You want mint for pillow?"

[KhawMengLee]

you should post the follow up question...hahahahaha

[runsyi]

you should post the follow up question...hahahahaha

"What kind of hotel is this?"

[KhawMengLee]

"What kind of hotel is this?"

Don't be coy...the question before this one...hahahahaha;)

[Mokujin77]

Sorry, forgot about this thread!


The character who says that it's the last hamburger on earth was also pretty in pink.


Er...pretty in pink sounds like Molly Ringwald so...um...Breakfast Club?

[runsyi]

Sorry, forgot about this thread!



Er...pretty in pink sounds like Molly Ringwald so...um...Breakfast Club?

Correct actor, wrong movie. It was a movie called The Pickup Artist, also starring Robert Downey Jr.

[Kenzan]

How about...

"Your fear make air stink!"

[Mokujin77]

And now, Ladies and Gentlemen, the now legendary QUICK-FIRE ROUND! :grin:

Characters, actors who played them and the fillum from which they came, please:

"Your move, creep!"

"Who said that?! WHO THE F**K SAID THAT?!

"We're gonna need a bigger boat!"

"Are you not entertained?"

"Hail to the king,baby!"

Get all in one go and claim a free pint (should you ever meet me)! :D

[KhawMengLee]

Characters, actors who played them and the fillum from which they came, please:

"Your move, creep!" Robocop, Peter Weller/Murphy

"Who said that?! WHO THE F**K SAID THAT?!" Full Metal Jacket, R Lee Ermy/Gunny Sgt Hartman

"We're gonna need a bigger boat!" Clerks, Jeff Anderson/Randal

"Are you not entertained?" Gladiator, Russel Crowe/Maximoooooooose

"Hail to the king,baby!" Evil Dead III/Army of Darkness, Bruce Campbell/Ash

[Neil Gendzwill]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat!" Clerks, Jeff Anderson/RandalOf course, quoting Roy Scheider in Jaws.

[Paikea]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat!"Sig Hansen, F/V Northwestern...

[Kenzan]

How about...

"Your fear make air stink!"

Hey!
Nobody answered!

Oh well..It's from Karate Kid 2.

[Kenzan]

How about:

"Who sent you?.....WHO.....SENT....YOU!!!!???????"

[Nokori 3byo]

How about:

"Who sent you?.....WHO.....SENT....YOU!!!!???????"

Jeez, that could be any number of movies. Care to narrow it down with a hint?

[Mokujin77]

Just checked back...damn, Meng, looks like I owe you a pint!

I really thought that Clerks-quoting-Jaws line was gonna be the spoiler but you got it first try!

[Neil Gendzwill]

Here's a few from some of my favourites:

"It's showtime, folks."
"My advice is to start drinking, heavily."
"If God could do the tricks that we can do, he'd be a happy man."
"We don't have to be mean because, remember, no matter where you go, there you are."
"My teen-angst bullshit now has a body count."
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners, I don't like them myself. They are pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings."
"My temperature runs a couple of degrees high, around a hundred. I don't mind. It's the engine or something. "
"A naked American man stole my balloons."

[Warui Kamae]

How about:

"Who sent you?.....WHO.....SENT....YOU!!!!???????"

Hayden somebody as Anakin Skywalker in AOTC to the dying changling?

[Warui Kamae]

"We don't have to be mean because, remember, no matter where you go, there you are."


Peter Weller as Buckaroo Bonzai to Penny?

[ScottUK]

"My advice is to start drinking, heavily." Bluto, Animal House
"A naked American man stole my balloons." Young boy, American Werewolf in London

[Neil Gendzwill]

All correct so far, although I can't recall if BB was speaking to Penny at the time.

[Warui Kamae]

All correct so far, although I can't recall if BB was speaking to Penny at the time.
I just had to look it up, he was saying it to the crowd that was being mean to her. That was my question mark, it had to be BB!

[Warui Kamae]

I'll toss out a quote from one of my favorite movies:

actor 1 "Is that a Z-140? Alleviated titanium. Neurocharged assault model."
actor 2 "Yeah, yeah."
actor 1 "Good thing for me it's not loaded."

[Nokori 3byo]

Here are a bunch of quotes from the movie I watched tonight:

-- Who's winning? [referring to the football game her husband is watching].
-- Nobody. One team is just losing slower.


-- What happened to your face?
-- I won second prize in a fight.

-- [gesturing to a teenaged Melanie Griffith] I mean, look at her...There oughta be a law.
-- There is.

-- He'd f*** a woodpile on the chance there was a snake in it [speaking of a morally lax acquaintance].

Any takers?

[Kenzan]

Hayden somebody as Anakin Skywalker in AOTC to the dying changling?


Admittedly, that was too vague. Gomen!
It's from "Ghost." Crazy dude on train...

[Neil Gendzwill]

Any takers?I cheated and didn't even recognize it after I cheated.

[runsyi]

Here are a bunch of quotes from the movie I watched tonight:

-- Who's winning? [referring to the football game her husband is watching].
-- Nobody. One team is just losing slower.


-- What happened to your face?
-- I won second prize in a fight.

-- [gesturing to a teenaged Melanie Griffith] I mean, look at her...There oughta be a law.
-- There is.

-- He'd f*** a woodpile on the chance there was a snake in it [speaking of a morally lax acquaintance].

Any takers?

Night Moves. Gene Hackman, baby.

Okay, this one's easy so actors' names and characters too please.

"Werewolf!"

"Werewolf?"

"there"

"what?"

"There wolf, there castle"

[Nokori 3byo]

Not sure, but it sounds suspiciously like Abbot and Costello, which might make it "Bud Abbot and Lou Costello Meet Frankenstein." I saw that movie roughly 28 years ago, so my memory is a little hazy.

[Nokori 3byo]

Colour Sergeant Bourne: It's a miracle.

Lieutenant Chard: If it's a miracle, Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry point 45 caliber miracle.

Colour Sergeant Bourne: And a bayonet, sir, with some guts behind.

(Note: This is how I found it on the web, but I wonder if it shouldn't be Leftenant Chard).

[Neil Gendzwill]

Leftenant is the proper way to pronounce "lieutenant". It isn't spelt any differently.

Still waiting to see if anyone recognises my other quotes.

[Nokori 3byo]

Is the "teen angst" one Wynona (sp) Ryder in "Heathers"?

[xvikingx]

"My temperature runs a couple of degrees high, around a hundred. I don't mind. It's the engine or something. "

Kathleen Turner- Body Heat

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K."

[Ignatz]

The Life Aquatic, so easy.
Amazing that you stayed awake long enough to remember anything that happened.

[ghostdancer]

Colour Sergeant Bourne: It's a miracle.

Lieutenant Chard: If it's a miracle, Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry point 45 caliber miracle.

Colour Sergeant Bourne: And a bayonet, sir, with some guts behind.

(Note: This is how I found it on the web, but I wonder if it shouldn't be Leftenant Chard).

it is spelt that way when spoken by michael cain in zulu
it is a typically english spelling, not an americanism

[ghostdancer]

I'll toss out a quote from one of my favorite movies:

actor 1 "Is that a Z-140? Alleviated titanium. Neurocharged assault model."
actor 2 "Yeah, yeah."
actor 1 "Good thing for me it's not loaded."

has to be fifth element

[Neil Gendzwill]

Body Heat and Heathers both correct.

The Circle K quote is from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, I think.

Still waiting on:


"It's showtime, folks."
"If God could do the tricks that we can do, he'd be a happy man."
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners, I don't like them myself. They are pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings."

[Ignatz]

Still waiting on:"I don't mind if you don't like my manners, I don't like them myself. They are pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings."
Bogart as Phillip Marlow in "The Big Sleep"

Still waiting on: If God could do the tricks that we can do, he'd be a happy man."
Peter O'Toole in "The Stunt Man"

[xvikingx]

The Circle K quote is from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, I think.

Spot on.

0123456789

[Nokori 3byo]

it is spelt that way when spoken by michael cain in zulu
it is a typically english spelling, not an americanism

Point taken, but Michale Caine (as Lt. Gonville Bromhead) wasn't even in the shot when that line was spoken.

More classic Zulu quotes at imdb: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058777/quotes

[Nokori 3byo]

Here's a few from some of my favourites:

"It's showtime, folks."


The "folks" bit kind of throws me...

It wouldn't be...

Michael Keaton as Beetlejiuce in "Beetlejuice"

John Ratzenberger as the toy pig in "Toy Story"

Eddie Murphy as (???) in "Showtime"

...by any chance?

[Neil Gendzwill]

Ignatz is correct.

The remaining quote is Roy Scheider in All That Jazz.

[Nokori 3byo]

Name both of the films in which the following line appeared:

"That's a honey of an ankle bracelet."

[Mokujin77]

Name both of the films in which the following line appeared:

"That's a honey of an ankle bracelet."

Leslie Nielsen to Priscilla Presley in The Naked Gun is one of 'em. Can't think of the other one, though.

[ghostdancer]

Point taken, but Michale Caine (as Lt. Gonville Bromhead) wasn't even in the shot when that line was spoken.

More classic Zulu quotes at imdb: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058777/quotes


nope you are correct Chard was played by stanley baker my apologies

[skaffenAmtiskaw]

Here is one I got asked at work - can anyone name an actor/actress who has been in 3 trilogies/series eg. Sly Stallone has been in Rambo series and Rocky series, Ian McKellan was in LOTR and X-men BUT has anyone been in 3 trilogies....

[ScottUK]

Nope. No-one has. It was a trick question posed on Radio 1...

[Warui Kamae]

has to be fifth element

You got it. There are too many good quotes in that movie but that one wasn't a dead give away.

[Neil Gendzwill]

Here is one I got asked at work - can anyone name an actor/actress who has been in 3 trilogies/series eg. Harrison Ford was in Star Wars (2 sequels), Raiders of the Lost Ark (2 sequels) and two Jack Ryan movies (Patriot Games, Clear and Present Danger). Jack Ryan was also played by Alec Baldwin (Hunt for Red October) and Ben Affleck (Sum of All Fears).

[Ignatz]

"I like women with small hands":D

[KhawMengLee]

Nope. No-one has. It was a trick question posed on Radio 1...

...unless we count porno trilogy...:eek:

[runsyi]

Not sure, but it sounds suspiciously like Abbot and Costello, which might make it "Bud Abbot and Lou Costello Meet Frankenstein." I saw that movie roughly 28 years ago, so my memory is a little hazy.

Nope. I thought for sure this would be an easy one.

[Lounge]

Nope. I thought for sure this would be an easy one.
I can't believe it's taken so long to get an absolute classic!!!

From Young Frankenstein
Inga (Teri Garr): Werewolf
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (Gene Wilder): Werewolf?
Igor (Marty Feldman): There.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What?
Igor: There wolf. There castle.
I'm shocked at you all!!!! :D

[Kenzan]

Here's the ultimate movie guessing game site:

http://www.guesswhichmovie.com/