Ban Requests

[Awooga Guy]

Yup, Awooga Guy hereby requests the banhammer for kensenbatusaii (http://www.kendo-world.com/forum/member.php?u=6994) and CHANG SI (http://www.kendo-world.com/forum/member.php?u=7357)

Awooga Guy is sure he doesn't have to spell out the reasons why, they've annoyed enough people.

They're probably the same person anyway, so let's just be rid of the troll(s).






That is all.

[yojimbo 13]

if enough people vote wil they get banned?

[Awooga Guy]

Dunno, just wanted to see peoples feelings on the matter.





That is all.

[yojimbo 13]

i hope i neva end up on one of these i get the feeling im not very well liked on this online world

[Awooga Guy]

Don't worry yojimbo, you're not an asshole like these guys.





That is all.

[ScottUK]

Agreed. Noobs are cool. Firestarters are not.

[Genya]

After reading some of their posts I´d agree with this.

[xvikingx]

BAN! BAN! BAN! BAN!


....Who's getting banned for what?

[Ignatz]

Ban them all and let god sort it out.

oops, wrong thread.

[xvikingx]

Ban them all and let god sort it out.

I like your style

[KhawMengLee]

BAN! BAN! BAN! BAN!


....Who's getting banned for what?

Hahaha...why am I thinking of the Witch Burning scene from Monty Python's Holy Grail? :p

[akumalkenshi]

Whats with the rimes..?

reminds me of the gibberish text that comes with spam. Reads out like generated by a robot. In which case it should be fine to bann him/her/it from the forum.

On the other hand, with some imagination, it sounds like Yoda on a bad mushroom trip. which if happens to be the case, should be fine too, to bann him/her/it from the forum, and give the user the chance to GET A LIFE!:D

[Genya]

Ban them all and let god sort it out.

oops, wrong thread.
I might be wrong but I think I heard something like this in one simpsons episode. But ban was replaced with shoot.

I´m a big fan of Simpsons. Homer is my hero.:D

[JSchmidt]

I think anyone not posting their real name should be banned.

Jakob

[rottunpunk]

Whats with the rimes..?

On the other hand, with some imagination, it sounds like Yoda on a bad mushroom trip. which if happens to be the case, should be fine too, to bann him/her/it from the forum, and give the user the chance to GET A LIFE!:D

its not the rhimes that are the problem(though they are an aggrivating factor.
its the fact that they have been given chances to get a life, but carry on flaming non flamable threads.
and the prose is annoying.
and i dont like them
and because i want to
:p

[Paikea]

I think anyone not posting their real name should be banned.

JakobBravo to that!

[crabbi]

Hahaha...why am I thinking of the Witch Burning scene from Monty Python's Holy Grail? :p
LOL

Uncannily...as I read the comment I was also mentally chanting 'Burn the Witch...!!!!'

[Lounge]

I have no problem with constructive playing of the 'Devil's advocate' which I myself am guilty of, but it's always done in a way that I hope people understand!!

This/ese guy/s is/are a waste of time on this or any other forum/planet. They have no constructive issues or any information that is of any use to... anyone.

KILL KILL KILL, BURN BURN BURN, DIE DIE DIE... ETC ETC ETC...

[yahiko_venom]

heh, i say give them one last chance. but if "change si" or "chang is" or "satan" whatever you want too call him, continues too steal awooga guys "thing" (first person) i say ban them.

LOL! IM THE ONLY ONE WHO VOTED NO!!!

[kensenbatusaii]

there are two kinds of trolls

i believe


there are those who are pets

the tolerated ones who can be easily tamed

and there are those whose truth

despises the weak and considered

those weak ones who hated me

should get into

a members only club

where they could share

false pretenses and make believe kindness

you want to be rewarded

by applause

then pay for a mock crowd!


if one should study closely this

forum , there are really few who could

infrom something about kendo

the rest are spineless thoughts

sticking in forums with their childish games

them threat

im sorry if i belong to the

latter

but to call for my head

just because i speak what i want

is a mark of a coward

havnt we learned from the romans?

a forum is an open discussion where

everyone regardless of how nutty small

their mind is, still have something to say

[ScottUK]

All you need to do is stop enflaming normal threads and justify your existence here. There are a number of anonymous people on the board, but they can be vouched for by others who DO know who they are.

Are YOU a kendoka? Are you graded? If so, where?

Answer the above and I think you may even win the crowd over.

[Neil Gendzwill]

Hell, he'd win me over if he just wrote in normal sentences and paragraphs. This pseudo-haiku crap makes my ass tired.

[kensenbatusaii]

All you need to do is stop enflaming normal threads and justify your existence here. There are a number of anonymous people on the board, but they can be vouched for by others who DO know who they are.

Are YOU a kendoka? Are you graded? If so, where?

Answer the above and I think you may even win the crowd over.




scott
i am a kendoka

i am graded

i have been to competitions

and won a bit

that is all for now

i dont want to win a crowd

but someday i will

win your friendship

somehow


P.S.

awooga, why dont you work on your hiki waza a little bit more, i think your kiai was earlier than your , well..a cross between a sashi men and a big men attempt...your posture looks stiff. your footwork is very ( how do you say it?? )..noob?..practice more...that is all

[kensenbatusaii]

Hell, he'd win me over if he just wrote in normal sentences and paragraphs. This pseudo-haiku crap makes my ass tired.


what about signatured

originality???

at least im trying

something new

eh???:down:

[ScottUK]

I don't care whether you wanna win a crowd over or not - just be honest with people.

Try this:

Tell us where you are. Your location says Florida, your flag is Argentina and you have heard Awooga's UK kiai from there?

You are trying to be deliberately awkward or bullshitting us. Which one is it?

[Neil Gendzwill]

at least im trying something newI'm more about what you write, not your formatting. Frankly I don't bother with most of your posts as they're just too much work and the few times I've read them the content hasn't been worth it. I have the same attitude to those who use unconventional spelling, weird fonts or funky colours - it's all a lot of flash that usually hides a lack of content. It's not worth the effort to parse it.

Here'd be something new for you - a well-constructed and though-out paragraph in proper english that contributes something to the conversation.

[KhawMengLee]

I don't care whether you wanna win a crowd over or not - just be honest with people.

Try this:

Tell us where you are. Your location says Florida, your flag is Argentina and you have heard Awooga's UK kiai from there?

You are trying to be deliberately awkward or bullshitting us. Which one is it?

Both Scott.

He's panicking because he know's he could be banned soon so he's trying to act all noble, helpfull and truthful. Go back and look at every one of his posts (excluding the one's where he is replying to me or anyone else telling him to piss off) and you'll see all he does is be a prick and a troll. Eg. Newbie's post on her blood blister. his unprovoked addition to that thread was to tell her to get a new foot.

Its never anything constructive just bullshit.

Now here he's trying to be all noble and nice pretending to give 'friendly' advice...

He's clutching at straws dude...

[kensenbatusaii]

Both Scott.

He's panicking because he know's he could be banned soon so he's trying to act all noble, helpfull and truthful. Go back and look at every one of his posts (excluding the one's where he is replying to me or anyone else telling him to piss off) and you'll see all he does is be a prick and a troll. Eg. Newbie's post on her blood blister. his unprovoked addition to that thread was to tell her to get a new foot.

Its never anything constructive just bullshit.

Now here he's trying to be all noble and nice pretending to give 'friendly' advice...

He's clutching at straws dude...


please

dont over use that "dude"

thingy

makes you look ridiculous!

[Paikea]

Shoot zem, shoot zem both...

But, learn how to use the quotes properly before they shoot you.

[ScottUK]

Meng, I agree. However, I will leave a door open to him to walk through pretty soon. If he can't, then he deserves to be banned.

A few examples of user:

Neil Genz, Paikea, pgsmith, you, me - open IDs - follow the homepages to discover the person and where they train etc.

Awooga, HaiHai - mystery ninja kendoka, but a few of us have met them so they're cool.

Kensen, 2swordstyle, mad_god, Windu - anonymous trolls that will not justify their attendance for reasons unknown to us. Maybe they only did kendo for a short time, maybe their kendo sucks, maybe they are part of the Japanese team and are winding us up (before they slaughter us in shiai).

Kensen? Care to add? Why are you hiding?

[edit] You haven't answered the location question in post #25 - that's another you have dodged...

[KhawMengLee]

Shoot zem, shoot zem both...

But, learn how to use the quotes properly before they shoot you.

Ronald Lacey, Raiders of the Lost Ar...whoops! wrong thread!

[Awooga Guy]

The first thing is the haiku posting thing. Ok I post in the third person for a laugh. I enjoy having fun discussions on this board, with a fun persona, who I hope some people like. Did you come up with the haiku style to follow my third person style?

Kensen - you've been so damned abusive to Meng, about his weight etc, that just isn't cool and it isn't civilised.

Also you're trying to pretend you know who I am and how I practice - but you know my dojo and name from some of my previous posts, and you've seen a picture of me in the bogu pics thread. Why are you trying to pretend like you're watching - is it an attempt to spook me out? That's pretty lame. Why do you feel this way towards the people here at all?

The thunderdome thread was meant to be enjoyable, an eloquent insult contest. You didn't have much eloquence at all in that, I just invited you because I thought it would be fun to argue with haiku versus third person talking "characters".

Also I like to have fun on this board, sometimes being stupid, but not evil. Hence the anonymous character.

Tell you what though if you are ever at my dojo, come and say hi - we can have an interesting discussion. I won't hold my breath though.

The other thing is Scott is being pretty damn reasonable to you. He's saying just stop acting like a troll the matter will be dropped.

Just stop being a twat basically.

[KhawMengLee]

Kensen - you've been so damned abusive to Meng, about his weight etc, that just isn't cool and it isn't civilised.


Actually this doesn't really bother me because I know where my kendo is at and I've acheived my goal for this year. So no matter what he says about me is moot.

What i'm fed up about is the crap he posts on random threads where people are asklng for legitimate advice and instead, they get some prick posting crap rubbish and insults.

Taking the piss from time to time is one thing. Hai Hai used to do that a lot but he'll still come up with positive ideas and advice or info. Crack open the 80 posts from buttkiss here and you'll find 80 bits of rubbish and insults...Scott is being decent here but(as with the Thunderdome thread) he's just gonna pull a fast one and go back sniping on the edges as usual.

[pgsmith]

What i'm fed up about is the crap he posts on random threads where people are asklng for legitimate advice and instead, they get some prick posting crap rubbish and insults.

Second that!

[ScottUK]

Well, the stage is set. Can we invite a mod here for their opinion?

[KhawMengLee]

Well, the stage is set. Can we invite a mod here for their opinion?

Leon...isn't your job to clean things like this up? I'll give ya a glass o' milk...maybe two?:D

[ScottUK]

I swing wildly from piss-taker to tolerant nun. Today I am tolerant. Tomorrow I will be Norman Wisdom. Maybe next week I can get back to offending all and sundry.

[KhawMengLee]

I swing wildly from piss-taker to tolerant nun. Today I am tolerant. Tomorrow I will be Norman Wisdom. Maybe next week I can get back to offending all and sundry.

Sounds like God...:silly:

[ScottUK]

Norman Wisdom (http://www.normanwisdom.co.uk/pics/norman2.jpg) IS god.

[Ignatz]

Meng, I agree. However, I will leave a door open to him to walk through pretty soon. If he can't, then he deserves to be banned.

It is my opinion that he has been banned before.
Kensenwhatever, you are correct. This is an open forum. It is, however, a forum about kendo/kumdo and iaido. That means you are either a kendo/kumdo player or a practitioner of iaido or some japanese sword art or even just someone who is interested in learning about those things. It is not a place where wannabees and posers can pass themselves off as actual players, it is too easy to get caught. First off, real players can spot bullshit a mile off and second, it is a very, very small world. I can probably connect with most of the kendo players in the world with two degrees of kevin bacon.
So, if you want to sit at your computer and write bullshit about some crap you read in a book somewhere this is probably not the place for you. If you want to learn, it is a good place to ask stuff. And if you want to share your (real) experiences also a good place because there are many willing people.
So, that being said, straighten up and fly right or go away.

[kensenbatusaii]

you do have to realize

ignatz

that this>>>>

Had a couple of minutes, so I went to the forum entitled DOJO, and looked in the sticky that Hamish put at the top of that forum entitled NEED A DOJO? LOOK HERE FIRST. I then followed the links for the U.S. Kendo Federation, looked up dojo by state. Looked at Virginia and, lo and behold ... Kendo in Richmond, Virginia ...

http://www.koryomartialarts.org/kendo/

Why do people ask questions before bothering to look for answers first?

Sorry King, but it's one of my pet peeves.

I have a lot of them ...
__________________
Paul Smith

Quote:
Originally Posted by nochi-no-tsuki
pursuing a woman because her marriage is "on the rocks" is a bit like eating a chicken before it's completely dead

Past winner of the "wow, big achievement Mr. Arsehole." award.



>>>>>>>>>>
is exactly the reason

why the so called trolls

exist

and shame how

the newcomer was badly handled

and you tolerate this kind of behavior?

as long as this is happening

along with your almighty arrogance

there are others who will come

even if i take my leave


P.S.

I have never been to this forum before with another username. And yes! i am a kendo player and i have not yet reached your age where one becomes envy of youth and bitter of success. And no! even if you have 360 degrees of john malkovich you can not sniff me!

[ScottUK]

Still awaiting an answer to my question, Kensen. You're proving everyone right...

[pgsmith]

To kensen-butt-oh-sigh ...
You may not like my posts, but at the least I helped the gentleman in question. You have 82 posts, and have never posted anything other than crap and irritation for its own sake. You are not only an irritating little gnat buzzing around everyone's head, you are also a liar, and you're ugly to boot! (we can tell because you obviously have no life other than this one you are trying to invent.) :)

Luckily for us, school will be back in soon and you will be busy at your middle school and won't be able to come bother people here as much.

Go away little boy, I hear your Momma calling you! :)

[Paikea]

Norman Wisdom (http://www.normanwisdom.co.uk/pics/norman2.jpg) IS god.Which one is he?

[pgsmith]

Which one is he?
I was wondering that myself. of course, if I had a tongue like that, the women would call me god also! :)

[Ignatz]

blah, blah, blah . . And yes! i am a kendo player. . .blah, blah blah
Not even a nice try. You play with yourself. You are a kendo player in the same sense as the droppings from a dangleberry wheel are kendo players.

[Paikea]

I have never been to this forum before with another username. And yes! i am a kendo player and i have not yet reached your age where one becomes envy of youth and bitter of success. And no! even if you have 360 degrees of john malkovich you can not sniff me!Then there should be no problem letting us know who you are and where you practice. You're not ashamed of anything you've written here, are you?

Of course you are...

[Kenzan]

Not even a nice try. You play with yourself. You are a kendo player in the same sense as the droppings from a dangleberry wheel are kendo players.

Dangleberry wheel?

[ScottUK]

Dangleberry wheel?http://www.kendo-world.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5330&page=21

Post #301 onwards... enjoy.

[Kenzan]

http://www.kendo-world.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5330&page=21

Post #301 onwards... enjoy.

UlP....! yeecchhhh!
LOL

[crabbi]

Hell, he'd win me over if he just wrote in normal sentences and paragraphs. This pseudo-haiku crap makes my ass tired.
Nicely put... my arse was snoring as I read his last post...

there are two kinds of trolls

i believe blablablablabla.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I like the way that I can start to read his posts and then wake up refreshed as after a good night's sleep... he is definitely a Witch... why even thinking about his posts makes .... me ..... feel........ sleee....ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[crabbi]

[quote=Paikea]Shoot zem, shoot zem both...

But, learn how to use the quotes properly before they shoot you.[quote]

LOL...!!!!!!

[Paikea]

Nice touch there, Crabbi.

[Ignatz]

This pseudo-haiku crap makes my ass tired.
OK kids, pay attention, here comes a thread hijack.

Have you noticed that Neil now has two rep boxes? Is that one for each cheek?

:rolleyes:

thank you, thank you, thank you. Just kidding folks, we love you Neil, don't ever change.

P.S. missed ya Neil, you were MIA for a while but now looks like you are back with a vengence.

And now, back to our regularly scheduled troll bashing (unless you want to do something else)

[Koffein]

This message is hidden because kensenbatusaii is on your ignore list.

:D :D :D :D :D

[Genya]

Ah, seems like CHANG Si got banned. One down.

[Newbie]

Sweet. I think Chang Si definitely, but I almost get the impression that Kensenpaininthebutt didn't actually realise how disliked or just how disruptive he/she is...

[Kenzan]

Good Riddance.

[rottunpunk]

hehe
just noticed kensenkid is now retired
is that retired from playschool because hes going to big kids school in september or is he trying to make us believe hes a grown up :D
shame changs gone, i never got to play with him :evil:
:p

[Neil Gendzwill]

Have you noticed that Neil now has two rep boxes? Is that one for each cheek?I speculate that you get a box for every 100 rep points, or at least I got the second one when it rolled over 100.
P.S. missed ya Neil, you were MIA for a while but now looks like you are back with a vengence.I was touring through the US on the Griswold-style family vacation. Nearly 6000 km in 2 weeks, including a stop at Wallyworld (OK, Great America near Chicago, close enough). Gawds it was hot and muggy.

[Ignatz]

I was touring through the US on the Griswold-style family vacation. Nearly 6000 km in 2 weeks, including a stop at Wallyworld (OK, Great America near Chicago, close enough). Gawds it was hot and muggy.
I am now officially old, I'm looking at RV's and trailers. Gone are the 6000km trips in the pickup truck with sleeping bags and tents.

[Neil Gendzwill]

I am now officially old, I'm looking at RV's and trailers. Gone are the 6000km trips in the pickup truck with sleeping bags and tents.We do both. The family vacation was with a tent trailer, staying in mostly state parks and buying our groceries locally. We always had flush toilets and showers available. Just got back last night from a wilderness canoe trip on the Churchill River, packing everything into our boats, sleeping in small tents (the only kind that can fit into the densely wooded area), cooking over fires in the morning/evening, lunch on the water. The campsites are wherever we can find them, preferably islands (less bugs, no bears). They're both fun in different ways, although my wife's back can't take the tent thing for too long and we both enjoy getting back to showers and porcelain.

Here's info about my lovely boat (http://www.clippercanoes.com/boat_specs.php?model_id=106), which performed great last weekend.

[rottunpunk]

welcome back mr neil.
the boat looks nice and boaty. does the cheesey grinned woman come with it? or is she extra, as without paddling would have to be manual? :D
:p

[Paikea]

Can't you just picture him with a coonskin hat and a Hawken? More mojo than any one man should be allowed in a lifetime...

[Ignatz]

Can't you just picture him with a coonskin hat and a Hawken? More mojo than any one man should be allowed in a lifetime...
That's not a coonskin cap, it's a mullet!
Nice canoe though. We had Kenshin-kai summer camp last week and a bunch of us went down the delaware river in canoes. I'm in the boat with Carroll senssei and we go through some tiny rapids. After we go through we stop to make sure the others have no problem. When I turn back around (I'm in the bow) we are heading for two big rocks. I decide to go between them but don't you know, it is one rock and we run aground.
Carroll sensei gets out onto the rock and manages to get us free. When he gets back in the canoe we go ass over teacup.
We are floating down river, canoe upside down, stuff scattered all over the place"Did you watch that?" sez I. "That was a demonstration about what not to do. I hope you have learned from that."
water was nice temp though.

Neil, have you done boundary waters? I hear it is great. They only let a certain number of people in at once.

[Neil Gendzwill]

Neil, have you done boundary waters? I hear it is great. They only let a certain number of people in at once.I've thought about it. Is that one of the places where you have to pack out your poop? I'm not up for that. Here I can drive 6 hours north, take two portages and not see a soul for a week. I get the impression Boundary Waters isn't quite the same wilderness experience... it's lovely country around there, though. I love that whole area although of course I have a special soft spot for the UP.

[Whitemirror]

I actually thought Chang si was funny, Never really offending anyone, not that I saw anyway, but Kensen batt was kind of harsh.'thats my 2 cents

[Whitemirror]

If somone is just down right annoying, i say ban him, but under whos decision? I think maybe too much energy has been given to the whole situation. Ban them or not ban them, I dont care.

[pgsmith]

Ban them or not ban them, I dont care.
Then why did you post?

[Whitemirror]

Oh just my two cents.

[Whitemirror]

Is that ok in your book Pigsmith, I didnt know we had to register with you before we post something on the board. Look I am new user here, and so far the arrogance I have encountered is not the Kendo I want to be associcated with, i am searching for worthy threads, and still looking. It just seems like bored middleaged Men with nothing else to do and Highschool kids with huge egos, man i need help, somone please

[Kenzan]

Uh oh...
.....5..4..3..2..1..*..

[Paikea]

Is that ok in your book Pigsmith, I didnt know we had to register with you before we post something on the board. Look I am new user here, and so far the arrogance I have encountered is not the Kendo I want to be associcated with, i am searching for worthy threads, and still looking. It just seems like bored middleaged Men with nothing else to do and Highschool kids with huge egos, man i need help, somone pleaseYeah, it's CHANG SI reincarnate...

[Whitemirror]

lol, oh I could be so esteemed.

[Ignatz]

Is that ok in your book Pigsmith, I didnt know we had to register with you before we post something on the board. Look I am new user here, and so far the arrogance I have encountered is not the Kendo I want to be associcated with, i am searching for worthy threads, and still looking. It just seems like bored middleaged Men with nothing else to do and Highschool kids with huge egos, man i need help, somone please
You are absolutely correct. There is not one thing on this forum worthy of your high standards. On behalf of the men and women of the kendo world forum (or is that fora?) I offer our deepest apologies and promise that henceforth we will strive to meet the lofty goals that you have set for us by your example. I must admit that, as a middle aged man with nothing to do, it never occurred to me that my first post on a forum would be a declaration that all of the other members, save those that have been banned, are complete tossers. I must say parenthetically that, but for my participation on this forum, I would never have considered using the word tosser, so perhaps the forum is not without redeeming value.
In any event thank you for your interest and we hope to eventually be egoless like yourself.

That being said, tell us about the kendo with which you wish to be associated. (Winston Churchill would have been proud of that sentence!)

[Whitemirror]

Look i apologize, you are totally taking what I typed the wrong way like seriously,,,I am just voicing my mind,,, is that against the law here?

[Ignatz]

Look i apologize, you are totally taking what I typed the wrong way like seriously,,,I am just voicing my mind,,, is that against the law here?
Yes that often happens when you are bored and arrogant and middle aged with nothing to do. Of course there's no chance it could be your post because of your high ideals and standards. It's always the other guy isn't it.

So when you saidwewere all arrogant assholes you meant it in the best possible way. I'm sorry for misunderstanding.

[Whitemirror]

haha thats funny, I never said arrogant assholes,, you did ole chap.

[Kenzan]

haha thats funny, I never said arrogant assholes,, you did ole chap.

I offer you to please study and muse upon this phrase:

Sensei no mae dewa, kenkyo ni naru beki desu.

Until you have understood this completely, I imagine you will receive very little respect.

[verissimus]

A translation would help those of us who're taking a passing interest in this thread, without the intent of joining in.

[rottunpunk]

aha too late verissimus, you just did. but yes please give us a translation, i only understood the sensei and mae bit :puzzled:

welcome back chang, i missed playing with you.
so im not middle aged nor a school kid, do i fit in with your ideal?
and if you dont like what you read here why take the effort in signing up and posting?
:p

[Whitemirror]

Kenzan what does that mean?

[Whitemirror]

Hey Rotten Punk, get a job and be a fuctional member of society you moron

[Ignatz]

Hey Rotten Punk, get a job and be a fuctional member of society you moron
Not even one full day.
I'm sure you meant that in the best way.

[Paikea]

Hey Rotten Punk, get a job and be a fuctional member of society you moronWow...for a one-day wonder, you're really quite astonishing in your ability to be offensive.

Plonk.

[Awooga Guy]

Hey Rotten Punk, get a job and be a fuctional member of society you moron

You twat.


Awooga Guy saw Chang Si logged in, last night around 10pm UK. Then Awooga Guy noticed he'd logged out, straight away this Whitemirror character had registered and started posting. Well Chang Si's been banned once, lets see if he can get banned twice.

Awooga Guy thinks they may both be some of Kensenbatusaii's other accounts, both being as deliberately offensive as they can, to get banned while Kensenbatusaii's account is left alone. Chang Si got banned because he started getting even more offensive and somewhat racist in his comments. "Chang Si" threw his account away on purpose. Since Whitemirror's blatently Chang Si, we can assume all his "details" are fake too.

Can the mods check the IP addresses of Chang Si, Whitemirror and Kensenbatusaii to see if they match? That'd be interesting.

Why do trolls bother? At least the spammers have a point to their existence - they're trying to make a quick buck.





That is all.

[rottunpunk]

Hey Rotten Punk, get a job and be a fuctional member of society you moron
hehe your fun
er thats rottun with a U and rottunpunk as in all one word.
do you have a job? oh no sorry you're too young to have anything more than a paperound.
besides i am a functunal member of society unlike some (not naming names but er you). for instance i am a long term member of one of the largest political parties in britain. id have stood for the council elections this year, but i moved jurisdictions right in the middle of it all..
and what kind of moron are you calling me? am i welsh plural for carrots? why dioch yn fawr bach
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moron
hehe
:p

[Ignatz]

and what kind of moron are you calling me? am i welsh plural for carrots? why dioch yn fawr bach

And all this time I thought Welsh was Scottish with mouthful of pebbles. It never occcurred to me that it was carrots.

[Kenzan]

Kenzan what does that mean?

If I told you, then I imagine it would have less meaning to you.
I've found (at least in my case) that knowledge fought for is lasting knowledge.
(Which is another was of saying that I'm thick-witted and need to learn things the hard way.) LOL

The internet is your magic mirror, and I'm certain with minimal effort you can find what you are seeking.
Good luck!

[Awooga Guy]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/n/U/moran.jpg

Whitemirror, yesterday...




That is all.

[Blackavar]

And all this time I thought Welsh was Scottish with mouthful of pebbles. It never occcurred to me that it was carrots.

He he a Scot is a poor chap who's been watered down by the right of premennocte(no latin experience here.) that's how I became a euro-mut...Scottish, Welsh, and German:tongue:

[Blackavar]

He he a Scot is a poor chap who's been watered down by the right of premennocte(no latin experience here.) that's how I became a euro-mut...Scottish, Welsh, and German:tongue:

Excuse me thats Scottish/Welsh and German. Ruthless tactic that, taking a mans bride on the wedding night and having sex with her before he can...to breed them out!!! Harsh were the old days.:puzzled:

[kensenbatusaii]

You twat.


Awooga Guy saw Chang Si logged in, last night around 10pm UK. Then Awooga Guy noticed he'd logged out, straight away this Whitemirror character had registered and started posting. Well Chang Si's been banned once, lets see if he can get banned twice.

Awooga Guy thinks they may both be some of Kensenbatusaii's other accounts, both being as deliberately offensive as they can, to get banned while Kensenbatusaii's account is left alone. Chang Si got banned because he started getting even more offensive and somewhat racist in his comments. "Chang Si" threw his account away on purpose. Since Whitemirror's blatently Chang Si, we can assume all his "details" are fake too.

Can the mods check the IP addresses of Chang Si, Whitemirror and Kensenbatusaii to see if they match? That'd be interesting.Why do trolls bother? At least the spammers have a point to their existence - they're trying to make a quick buck.





That is all.


Why do you constantly

insist on provoking me?

awooga guy


Just because there is someone

who gets in your way

doesnt mean

they are the same

i noticed how personal you can get

was it because of my honest opinion

regarding your shiai picture?

you had been promoted recently

( maybe due to skills and improved learning)

or just because someone took pity on you

and gave you the nod

either way you should have

shown a bit of a growth

and asking for an IP match????


wow! no wonder .....

[KhawMengLee]

Why do you constantly

insist on provoking me?

awooga guy


Just because there is someone

who gets in your way

doesnt mean

they are the same

i noticed how personal you can get

was it because of my honest opinion

regarding your shiai picture?

you had been promoted recently

( maybe due to skills and improved learning)

or just because someone took pity on you

and gave you the nod

either way you should have

shown a bit of a growth

and asking for an IP match????


wow! no wonder .....

Blah! Blah! Blah!

No one cares about your opinion dude. Plus, you're not one to talk about pity since only one person actually voted for you(and he was pretty cool for that). Your votes to yourself with your other accounts don't count. Sad, sad boy.

You may like to play the insult game and say that people achieved what they have because of pity or money etc...but at the end they passed and got it, whatever else you may say is heresay because results speak for themselves...and I believe the results for you say one simple thing:

93% Think you are an arsehole.

7% Pity you because you are an sad arsehole.

'nuff said!

[crabbi]

Is that ok in your book Pigsmith, I didn't know we had to register with you before we posted something on the board. Look, I am a new user here and, so far, the arrogance I have encountered is not the Kendo I want to be associcated with. I am searching for worthy threads, and still looking. It just seems like bored, middle-aged men with nothing else to do and high school kids with huge egos. Man, I need help, someone please... Scintillating contribution Whitemirror... and which category do you fall into ...? or do you have a special little box all of your own... 'Boring, whinging c**t' perhaps? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........

[pgsmith]

Is that ok in your book Pigsmith, I didnt know we had to register with you before we post something on the board.
How delightful, another ignorant and arrogant child has come to insult me. Ahhhh .... I am mortally wounded by your incredibly clever retort! however, I will attempt to overcome the severity of your wounding in order to answer your questions. :) Nobody has to register anything with me. I would have thought it was obvious since I did not give you permission yet you were able to post your opinion, ignorant as it was, anyway. As you have now been made aware, you post something as incredibly stupid and arrogant as your posts have been so far, and you will pay the price.
Look I am new user here, and so far the arrogance I have encountered is not the Kendo I want to be associcated with, i am searching for worthy threads, and still looking. It just seems like bored middleaged Men with nothing else to do and Highschool kids with huge egos, ...
Now we are all wounded by the flaying of your incredible wit! Do you really think that the folks here care if you don't wish to associate with them. Arrogant little twit, no one is going to apologize and change themselves or their dojo to fit whatever ideal you happen to have in mind. If you can't find any threads "worthy" of your time, then why are you here? While I'm sure that somebody somewhere would be happy to bask in the radiance of your presence, I doubt if that includes anyone around here. Go away and clean your room like your Mom told you before she gets mad. :)
... man i need help, somone please
While I would definitely agree with that assessment, I don't think we'll be able to provide the help you need. There are probably several mental health forums that you could go to in order to seek out the help you so desire. Good luck with it!

[Whitemirror]

Can you get banned for disagreeing with somone on this forum?

[crabbi]

Can you get banned for disagreeing with somone on this forum?
Who is somone?

[pgsmith]

Can you get banned for disagreeing with somone on this forum?
Nope, but you can get banned for being an arrogant prick.

[Awooga Guy]

Why do you constantly

insist on provoking me?

awooga guy etc blah blah...


<sigh> Well Awooga Guy will say this, Kensenbatusaii sounds more intelligent than CHANG SI or Whitemirror. Damning by faint praise perhaps but there you go. As to identities, well who knows, the mods know.

And don't worry, Awooga Guy does larger men cuts than in that one picture. No sympathy required from any judges.

Ask Rookie M, ScottUK or Lounge... They video'd the grading in question.

Seriously though, Kensen, why don't you start putting up some normal posts - ie without troll content. It's never to late to mend. Awooga Guy will join you in other posts for civil discussion if you're civil.





That is all.

[Whitemirror]

Awooga guy i dont think as many people like as you think, lets talk about kendo instead of this other bs

[Awooga Guy]

Awooga guy i dont think as many people like as you think, lets talk about kendo instead of this other bs

This guy cracks Awooga Guy up :D





That is all.

[Ignatz]

. . .lets talk about kendo instead of this other bs
ok, you start. What do you know about kendo? You dropped Abe Sensei's name, how long did you train with him. What did he teach you?

[Whitemirror]

I would Ignat,, but as you are obviously not sincere it is a waste of my time.

[KhawMengLee]

Wow...37 posts and already on the red road to ruin...

[Ignatz]

I would Ignat,, but as you are obviously not sincere it is a waste of my time.
As opposed to all of the time you wasted thus far?

[Whitemirror]

look at my threads,,some are good questions for me,, maybe not for you but they are for me

[Blackavar]

Wow...37 posts and already on the red road to ruin...
Yuppers...I've only been here about two weeks and dis whitemirror is tearing me a new arse-hole cause I wanted to know bout swedish powder steel??? thats legit no? As far as Iai goes everdently this guy is Kendo world champ or arse. He wants to know bout Swords made from meteorites...I say try super-man and leave me out of it? Can't a newbie ask for a lil help?

[Whitemirror]

I was being serious, i just wanted to know about that, its cool ill do my own research, not trying to steal your wind. I just cant seem to fit in anywhere in these threads.

[rottunpunk]

I would Ignat,, but as you are obviously not sincere it is a waste of my time.
haha, dont need to defend ignatz on that one just because its the biggest pile of cock ive heard.
so youve evaded his question. and my comments. coward

ah look at this i go out traing (you dont know what that is whitemirror but never mind) and all this happens. you crazy kids.

sorry we keep referring these trolls as you kensenkid but ya gotta admit, take away the obssessive use of the return key, and its pretty much the same content.
:p

[Whitemirror]

Well and that is really just your opinion

[rottunpunk]

what is?
but yes if you refer to anything i write in my own mind it is my opinion. and everyone is entitled to it :D
:p

[joekc6nlx]

Excuse me thats Scottish/Welsh and German. Ruthless tactic that, taking a mans bride on the wedding night and having sex with her before he can...to breed them out!!! Harsh were the old days.:puzzled:

Prima nocte.......and not because he thought his performance was primo, Blackavar is correct, if you can't weed them out, breed them out.

[Whitemirror]

Prima nocte.......and not because he thought his performance was primo, Blackavar is correct, if you can't weed them out, breed them out.
LOL,, harsh for who the man or the woman,, guaruntee someone is having fun

[Kenzan]

LOL,, harsh for who the man or the woman,, guaruntee someone is having fun
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Ahahahahahhahhahhahhahahhahhahhahhahhahha!!!..
(tears up) ahahahhahaha
hahahha(wipes tear)Ohgod!hahahahhahahhahaha!
somebodykillmethisguy's ariot!ahahahhaahhahha
(slaps knee)bwwaahahahahahahahhahha!...haahahhahha!...ahh hahha..!
hahah..hah..heh..uhuh.... ..he..... heehee! (clears throat)
Ahem!

(sniff)

:calm: :ermm:

[Whitemirror]

Kensan it really was not that funny, come on

[Blackavar]

Prima nocte.......and not because he thought his performance was primo, Blackavar is correct, if you can't weed them out, breed them out.

Nice thanx for da spell check I hate lookin ignorant...:p

[Awooga Guy]

Kensan it really was not that funny, come on

Awooga Guy sees what you did there.






That is all.

[Kenzan]

Awooga Guy sees what you did there.
That is all.

Tee hee!
:wink:

[Paikea]

LOL,, harsh for who the man or the woman,, guaruntee someone is having funAh, so you think rape is fun, do you?

Nice.

[ScottUK]

Ask Rookie M, ScottUK or Lounge... They video'd the grading in question.Considering the amount of time AWG spends thinking about porn and naked lady flesh, there's nothing wrong with his kendo... :D

[Ignatz]

sorry we keep referring these trolls as you kensenkid but ya gotta admit, take away the obssessive use of the return key, and its pretty much the same content.
:p
arimasu!!!

[Whitemirror]

LOL,, harsh for who the man or the woman,, guaruntee someone is having fun ok, ok it was not even that funny, now that I look at it , it was very,, very dorky, I have an odd sense of humor, what can I say?:rolleyes: :r

[ScottUK]

...er, that you're an idiot who speaks before thinking?

[Whitemirror]

whoa,, easy on the negativity there Scott,, hows that mowin working out for ya?

[ScottUK]

Stand in front of my Toyota and I'll show you...

[Lounge]

Considering the amount of time AWG spends thinking about porn and naked lady flesh, there's nothing wrong with his kendo... :D
I did indeed witness the grading of AG and from my point of view it looked all good :D

ok, ok it was not even that funny, now that I look at it , it was very,, very dorky, I have an odd sense of humor, what can I say? :r
It was not 'dorky' or even an 'odd sense of humour'!!! To imply that rape was 'a good laugh, well for one side anyway!' is just wrong. I have an odd sense of humour where I can laugh at injuries or 'mock the afflicted' in the words of Frankie Howard, but it is always in the knowledge that the injured party is ultimately ok. But this is something that enters into the realms of not just physical but psychological damage that can alter a persons life forever.

Laughing because someone trips on their hakama and lands knackers first on the fat end of their shinai is one thing... but rape... I think you need to put in a bigger appolgy than that!!!

[Neil Gendzwill]

ok, ok it was not even that funny, now that I look at it , it was very,, very dorky, I have an odd sense of humor, what can I say?:rolleyes: :rNo, you have about the same sense of humour that the average 13 year old has about such things, due to simply not having enough life experience to understand the devastation of rape.

[pgsmith]

No, you have about the same sense of humour that the average 13 year old has about such things, due to simply not having enough life experience to understand the devastation of rape.
Bingo!
We have a winner! :D

[Galo]

Bingo!
We have a winner! :D
Why don't we just add whitemirror to the list of banned-to-be? :wink:

By the way...
"kendo-world executioner, please show yourself at the execution yard"

It seems there's a trolls&spammers invasion.... there are popping a lot of new "threads" with ads and risky links all over the place.:((:

[Paikea]

Why don't we just add whitemirror to the list of banned-to-be? :wink:Did that...

"kendo-world executioner, please show yourself at the execution yard"Did that too...

It seems there's a trolls&spammers invasion.... there are popping a lot of new "threads" with ads and risky links all over the place.:((:Only more 30 days before all the US school kiddies can go back to failing basic geography, spelling and the like and this years' ninja invasion winds down.

[ScottUK]

...and this years' ninja invasion winds down.Oh man, life will be dull again. I'll have to spend more time at the dojo.

[pgsmith]

Oh man, life will be dull again. I'll have to spend more time at the dojo.
Yeesh!
I may have to actually spend some more time working! :)

[Whitemirror]

I did indeed witness the grading of AG and from my point of view it looked all good :D


It was not 'dorky' or even an 'odd sense of humour'!!! To imply that was 'a good laugh, well for one side anyway!' is just wrong. I have an odd sense of humour where I can laugh at injuries or 'mock the afflicted' in the words of Frankie Howard, but it is always in the knowledge that the injured party is ultimately ok. But this is something that enters into the realms of not just physical but psychological damage that can alter a persons life forever.

Laughing because someone trips on their hakama and lands knackers first on the fat end of their shinai is one thing... but ... I think you need to put in a bigger appolgy than that!!!

You just go around yelling the word ,, and spreading that word around,, what is wrong with you. I never even said the word , However I have been raping this thread for a while now, and we cant have any "Rapist" on the forum now can we. This may be a sensitive subject for you and I am sorry if you have been d, however if you would not have committed those crimes you would not have been in the prison system and Im sure that Bubbas love can get a little rough sometimes depending on the food.........
Sincerely

[ScottUK]

A polite request (http://www.effect.net.au/mumali/morris/atomic/go_away.jpg)

[Whitemirror]

A polite request (http://www.effect.net.au/mumali/morris/atomic/go_away.jpg)
Thanks for the pic! That was cute

[rottunpunk]

it wasnt meant to be cute
it was a polite way of suggesting you are not welcome here-unless you hadnt guessed already sonnyjim
:p

[Whitemirror]

ok,, I see ,, I will not post any more,, I am embarrassed now.

[Alison2805]

about bloody time.

[Galo]

Did that...

Did that too...
Only more 30 days before all the US school kiddies can go back to failing basic geography, spelling and the like and this years' ninja invasion winds down.

WOW!!!!
That was fast.... it almost seemed like a perfectly executed debana-waza :D

Yeeeeaaah... same here.... kiddies and girlies return to school next Monday. Fugging traffic collapse returns as well....

Guess you can't have it all (the good stuff, I mean :D)

[Commander]

Who are the above?

[rottunpunk]

who are the above what?:confused:
:p

[Galo]

who are the above what?:confused:
:p

who's who above what?

*voice echoes in mind*SPAMMER!!*voice fades*

[Ignatz]

Who's on first.
What's on second and
I don't know is on third.

For you youngsters out there see:
http://www.phoenix5.org/humor/WhoOnFirst.html

[Newbie]

I'm so confused.

[Galo]

I'm so confused.

You've lost mushin and now yer dead :evil:

[joekc6nlx]

Who's on first.
What's on second and
I don't know is on third.

For you youngsters out there see:
http://www.phoenix5.org/humor/WhoOnFirst.html

Why?
Because!
Today.
Tomorrow.
I don't give a darn.

We never mentioned right field.......:cry:

[Newbie]

You've lost mushin and now yer dead

Aww, not again. Why does that keep happening to me?!

[Awooga Guy]

<sigh> Don't make Awooga Guy deploy the pic again:

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/1144/backontopiclh1.jpg






That is all.

[Ignatz]

Thread hijacking and troll killing are my two favorite things. No, they are my second favorite things. No, wait a minute. Among my favorite things are the following, thread hijacking and troll killing.;)

[neko]

if you are gonna hijack a thread, it is best to take one that has already run it's course, wouldn't you say? i mean, the poor boobs have been banned.

so lets talk about....beer!

does anyone have a story they would like share about beer?

what beer do you drink at second dojo?

[xvikingx]

so lets talk about....beer!

Good topic.
Rescently I have been enjoying XXXX, and VB. In fact I enjoy them some much one night I drove my motorcycle into a meter deep gutter and smashed open my face on some guys driveway.:ko:

[KhawMengLee]

Good topic.
Rescently I have been enjoying XXXX, and VB. In fact I enjoy them some much one night I drove my motorcycle into a meter deep gutter and smashed open my face on some guys driveway.:ko:

I know its bad to laugh at other's misfortune but your little story there had me laughing like a frog on a leash.

Yes...Vodka makes me happy...so happy that I wanted to hug Mista Streetlamp...unfortunately I missed and gave myself a bruised cheek...Mista Streetlamp has a crack too.

[xvikingx]

I know its bad to laugh at other's misfortune but your little story there had me laughing like a frog on a leash.....

Not at all. It was actually quite funny. The bike completely disappeared into the gutter, accept for the mirrors which were bent up like rabbit ears, illuminated by turn signal which was still on. The next day, while lying bed with my face stapled together, I was laughing my ass off. Who knows, maybe I brained my damage?

[kensenbatusaii]

I drink BUD

the king

of BEERS

[xvikingx]

All right, I am bored at work so I am going to post some more drunken "misfortune".

We were in Matsuyama on a class trip and on the final night we all went out and got shit hammered. We then got together for an after-party party at some karaoke complex.
This one fellow, who we shall call "D", was especially wrecked. He was sprawled out in the lobby of the karaoke place getting sick into a clear plastic garbage, much to the delight of the people working there. We finally rounded everyone up and decided to leave before D caused any more trouble. Before leaving, my friend and I went to the toilet for some relief. As we expelled gallons of alcohol we noticed an awful stench, and I turned to my friend and asked "Is it just me or does it smell like shit in here?"
"I heard D blasted a dook on the floor while he was getting sick in the stall" he replied.
We then simultaneously looked back from our urinals to observe the room. Much to our horror the room was covered in feces; footprints and smears trailing from the stall, crawl marks leading to a sink, and handprints (yes shitty hand prints!) all over the walls. Had it been blood you would have thought there was a slaughter in the toilet, it was horrific. So of course we zipped up and treaded lightly to the stall(a Japanese squat-pot mind you) to investigate and found a giant, cartoon-like pile of coiled poo that had been rolled in.
So we ran out and chased down the party that was carrying D down the arcade and to taxi. Unbeknownst to them his back was covered in shit. Not just smeared but actually heavy chunks clinging to his clothing. Naturally the cabbies wouldn't even open the door for him, but eventually they found a brave soul. As they helped him the cab they tried to put his jacket on him and then out of nowhere he gets a burst of energy and goes running down the arcade. After a 20 meter full sprint he looses his balance, starts sailing headlong through the air, and face first into a heavy iron and plastic light up sign for an izakaya (for those of you who have been to Japan know what I am talking about). BAM! He breaks the sign and sends it flying 2 meters back into another sign, knocking that one down as well. (FYI cost the school 30,000 yen to repair)
D is now down for the count and the suckers pick his carcass up, bring him back to the cab, and eventually back to the giant tatami room we are staying at. The rest of us continue to the after-after-after-party, and then return to the room to find D crashed out next to his puke bucket. We all sleep snuggly together, like a litter of puppies, in the furthest corner away from him.
The next morning we wake up at 6 to move out and D is hung over; can't remember a thing. Nor can he recall why he is cut up and stinky. Completely ignorant to the fact that he is covered in his own fecal matter, D spends the rest of the day in the same clothing. Since we are such good friends we allow him walk around all day like that, saying things like "Hey D you were pretty shitfaced" or "D, you were acting really shitty last night".
We even came up with a limerick:

There once a man who came to Japan
Passed out face first in the can
Up he sprung, covered in dung
and down the road he ran.

...or something like that.

[ScottUK]

I drink BUD

the king

of BEERSAmerican or Czech?

Hey Viking, was 'D' actually you?

[rottunpunk]

viking, i think for your own health you should stay away from beer. i only say it because i care.

i dont like beer on account of it being icky.
i like;
- j.d tiny splash of coke,
- single malts, preferrably irish peat whiskeys,
- pernod,
- tia maria (girly i know)
- dooleys and baileys (not together)
- dark rum
- balzams
etc etc

:p

[ScottUK]

You forget that Viking is a Norseman. They're all beserkers (old description) and mentalists (current description). To take ale/mead away from them is like taking their life... :)

[rottunpunk]

ah true. im sorry. keep your beer.
just stay away from toilets and kareoki places
:p

[Awooga Guy]

As cliched as it must sound here, Awooga Guy loves sake. However it's not the easiest thing to get hold of in London.

Awooga Guy is also a keen fan of whisky. Some of the peaty, smokey whiskys are nice, but Awooga Guy also likes some of the warmer, sweeter whiskys. There's a whole spectrum out there.

Lately, he has also been training himself in the ways of red wine, particularly Shiraz's for their spicy flavour. This is Awooga Guy's booze of choice at the moment. Although any medium sweet white wines are also very welcome in Awooga Guy's fridge.

Awooga Guy cannot stand anything aniseed flavoured :( Too many memories of painful hangovers.

Awooga Guy has also been moving away from drinking beer - it is fattening. However Czech Bud is certainly better than American Bud. But American Bud isn't that bad - there's much worse beer out there. Stella Artois for example - it's dirty filthy beer. You can feel the hangover begin as you drink it. Try something like Becks - brewed under the ancient German beer laws it only has Wheat, Malt, Water and Sugar in it or something. Only four ingredients anyway.

All the most senior kendoka that Awooga Guy knows seem to have one thing in common. They all love Guinness! Awooga Guy never developed a liking for this foul brew from Satan's diesel pump. If only it tasted as nice as it looked - a pint of Guinness looks like the coolest, frostiest chocolate milkshake in the world, but tastes like melted asphalt.




A fine topic derailment :)

That is all.

[KhawMengLee]

Chivas Regal or Black Label...Hoegarden, Duval(mmmmmmm...), Yebisu and Tiger...Carlton Cold and VB's too

None of that Foster's crap!

[kensenbatusaii]

American or Czech?

Hey Viking, was 'D' actually you?


always go

for czech scott

just like

your taste!

[kensenbatusaii]

As cliched as it must sound here, Awooga Guy loves sake. However it's not the easiest thing to get hold of in London.

Awooga Guy is also a keen fan of whisky. Some of the peaty, smokey whiskys are nice, but Awooga Guy also likes some of the warmer, sweeter whiskys. There's a whole spectrum out there.

Lately, he has also been training himself in the ways of red wine, particularly Shiraz's for their spicy flavour. This is Awooga Guy's booze of choice at the moment. Although any medium sweet white wines are also very welcome in Awooga Guy's fridge.

Awooga Guy cannot stand anything aniseed flavoured :( Too many memories of painful hangovers.

Awooga Guy has also been moving away from drinking beer - it is fattening. However Czech Bud is certainly better than American Bud. But American Bud isn't that bad - there's much worse beer out there. Stella Artois for example - it's dirty filthy beer. You can feel the hangover begin as you drink it. Try something like Becks - brewed under the ancient German beer laws it only has Wheat, Malt, Water and Sugar in it or something. Only four ingredients anyway.

All the most senior kendoka that Awooga Guy knows seem to have one thing in common. They all love Guinness! Awooga Guy never developed a liking for this foul brew from Satan's diesel pump. If only it tasted as nice as it looked - a pint of Guinness looks like the coolest, frostiest chocolate milkshake in the world, but tastes like melted asphalt.




A fine topic derailment :)

That is all.

hey awooga

how much is

a shot of good

old sake in london?

is it £ 1.50 or

something like that?

[Ookami7]

Damn, that is one hell of a story there !!!!! Way too much on the snack / party circut lol. Yeah once I`m done w/ training and all set up. Will have to go find my treasure trove bars. Hopefully a couple nice ones in Yokosuka area that haven`t been to badly mauled by gaijin lol. Worst comes worst see if I can get my connections to hook me up after a couple weeks. Oh and for everyone my pref is Kirin and Shochu. What did you expect. I`m a Kyushu boy at heart and now a kanto boy to boot.
mata, Ookami yori / Jeff

[KhawMengLee]

I`m a Kyushu boy at heart and now a kanto boy to boot.
mata, Ookami yori / Jeff

Ahh...Kyushu girls are the cutest :D

[Awooga Guy]

hey awooga

how much is

a shot of good

old sake in london?

is it £ 1.50 or

something like that?

Assuming you're asking a straight question...

The answer is it costs far too much. It's easier to buy it by the bottle. A few larger supermarkets sell bottles of the more common brands of sake, and there are a couple of places in central London that sell sake. There is one place that sells nothing but sake (The Rice Wine Shop or something it's called).

Awooga Guy has only found one or two bars that serve sake, and even they tend to sell it by the small bottle.

Since £1.50 = about $3 USD at the moment, if you're making a point about things being too expensive in London, then Awooga Guy heartily agrees.





That is all.

[rottunpunk]

have you tried guiness and black(current juice) awooga guy? it takes the edge off the guiness, and if the black goes in first the frothiness goes purple. it makes the drawings stand out better too. i liked doing treble clefs and flowers.
guiness tastes better in dublin, it doesnt really travel well. but it is good for you.
good luck with the red wine training, that ones a toughy
:p

[Awooga Guy]

Indeed, Awooga Guy only visited Dublin recently - but he forgot to try a proper guinness! :eek: A grave tactical oversight...

Guinness and blackcurrant. Hmmm... Maybe he'll try that.

Awooga Guy is sure that on the nidan grading question paper there is a question like this:

"Do you prefer: A - Lager or B - Guinness"

And if you choose B you fail :D






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[rottunpunk]

hmnn.
thats for nidan, but when you reach godan it must switch.
especially because by that point your old, and so only drink stout or real ale.
:p

[Awooga Guy]

Yeah by that age you only drink pints of diesel with bits of twig in it. :)





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[rottunpunk]

hachidan and its whole logs...or so i heard
:p

[Awooga Guy]

God knows what the 10th dan exam was :O

A whole bottle of ouzo perhaps, ugh :eek:






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[bobdonny]

guiness tastes better in dublin, it doesnt really travel well. but it is good for you.

tis true, Guinness is different abroad, its manufactured to last longer as less people drink it and it gets shipped.... hence 2 types of guinness... the one in ireland and the one not in ireland.....

Which brings us back to the initial questions and my answer... yes, ireland is the center of the universe ;)

[rottunpunk]

ireland rocks. and ive only been once.
well that you out of tenth dan running im afraid awooga guy, what with not liking aniseed.
perhaps if you bottle bong it and wash it down with some lophraig?...
:p

[Awooga Guy]

Yeah Awooga Guy can handle a bit of Laphroaig :) Although one of his sempai has also recommended Ardbeg to him. When funds allow, Awooga Guy can't wait to try that out :)

Mmmm whisky good...






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[ScottUK]

Friday night. That's all I have to say... :D

[rottunpunk]

you should be a girl. then blokes with money just buy you them, or let you try theirs.
thats how i got into whiskey.
and they didnt even want anything in return. ace :D
:p

[Awooga Guy]

Oh god yeah... Awooga Guy and Rookie M are having a few jars with Scott and Lounge on Friday... Should stand us in good stead for the Open on Saturday :)

Yeah whisky drinkers are kind of like zealots, we can't help trying to recruit more people. Maybe to try and validate the fact that we're not mad for liking the stuff :)






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[rottunpunk]

hehe. tis true. even i a whiskey noob have found myself trying to force t down peoples throats until they like it...well not quite that extreme.
good luck for the friday...erm i meand saturday...
:p

[ScottUK]

found myself trying to force t down peoples throats until they like it...Is that your pulling technique? :D

[rottunpunk]

yep.
needs a little work i know but...
whatdya think?
:p

[ScottUK]

Hehe what's your success rate?

[rottunpunk]

100%, im quite pleased
no boyfreinds so far.
best results ever :D
:p

[Ignatz]

I have of late become quite the afficianado of fine tequila. 100% de agave with just a splash of fresh lime juice. For sipping only.

[rottunpunk]

sambucas good.
how do you sip tequilla?
:p

[Awooga Guy]

good luck for the friday...erm i mean saturday...
:p

Awooga Guy thanks you - we need it for both days :D






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[Awooga Guy]

I have of late become quite the afficianado of fine tequila. 100% de agave with just a splash of fresh lime juice. For sipping only.

Yeah Awooga Guy does like the occasional bit of Tequila too.

Actually Tequila mixes very well with coke, as long as theres a piece of lemon, or lime in there (very important)

And Awooga Guy goes for diet coke :eek:






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[Awooga Guy]

sambucas good.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

NOOES!






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[ScottUK]

And Awooga Guy goes for diet coke :eek:How embarrassing. You should have your goolies removed for that... :)

[Awooga Guy]

Yeah but there's so much sugar in it... :( Awooga Guy does not want a beer belly.






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[Ignatz]

Actually Tequila mixes very well with coke, as long as theres a piece of lemon, or lime in there (very important)

And Awooga Guy goes for diet coke :eek:

yuck. Why would you take good tequila at $50US + a bottle and ruin it?

Rottun: good liquor is like sex, you can just slam it back or you can savor it.

[Awooga Guy]

2nd Arf of the day for Ignatz...

Arf! :D






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[ScottUK]

good liquor is like sex, you can just slam it back or you can savor it.Wow. There's a choice? :D

[Awooga Guy]

You can savour slamming it back :D





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[Ignatz]

Wow. There's a choice? :D
Apparently not in the UK.:rolleyes:

[rottunpunk]

hahaha
you crazy bunch
t be honest, i prefer just sipping tequilla too. but neat. i dont like lemons or salt. just the tequilas good
sambuca is tasty awooga. nice and liquoricey-y
as for diet drinks, the only one i hold with is diet cherry coke, on account of it tasting nice.
:p

[Awooga Guy]

hahaha
you crazy bunch
sambuca is tasty awooga. nice and liquoricey-y
:p

Sambuca is pain in a glass :( Sambuca hangovers are among the worst forms of torture devised by mankind.





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[rottunpunk]

ive never ever had a hangover. :redface:
:p

[xvikingx]

Hey Viking, was 'D' actually you?

Good God no!!!
We vikings may drink our own urine but rolling in our own crap is even too barbaric for us.

[ScottUK]

Hehe, Loki would be proud...

[Paikea]

ive never ever had a hangover. :redface:
:pYou're not trying hard enough, then.

[rottunpunk]

evidently not.
ah well my loss...er gain
:p

[Neil Gendzwill]

Try a lot of red wine. Or tequila. Everyone's got a "Captain Tequila" story.

[rottunpunk]

nonono its fine.
i dont want hangovers.
i dont like getting tipsy let alone drunk.
i have enough trouble controlling my brain as it is.
thanks for the advice though. much appreciated
:p

[Ignatz]

Sambuca is pain in a glass :( Sambuca hangovers are among the worst forms of torture devised by mankind.
Our law school rugby team often did flaming sambuca shots. You could tell the men from the boys by looking at the beard for burn marks, wussies would blow it out first, real men didn't.

[Paikea]

Try a lot of red wine. Or tequila. Everyone's got a "Captain Tequila" story.You mean the one where the customs inspector at the border asked "are you OK?" and I told him, all over his shoes?

Yeah, I've been to secondary inspection...

[Newbie]

Ah, tequila. It's been such a long time since I visited you, old friend.

[Hank]

Our law school rugby team often did flaming sambuca shots. You could tell the men from the boys by looking at the beard for burn marks, wussies would blow it out first, real men didn't.Ha ha - I used to occaisionally do flaming sambuca shots with people who'd never done them before, just to see if they'd blow it out first. One guy ended up with 2nd degree burns on his upper lip. Yeah, he was a "real man", heheh.

The taste for sambuca has waned with age - now I like ouzo.

Hank.

[Ignatz]

The taste for sambuca has waned with age - now I like ouzo.

Hank.
Oh god, next thing you will be drinking grappa.

[runsyi]

you should be a girl. then blokes with money just buy you them, or let you try theirs.
thats how i got into whiskey.
and they didnt even want anything in return. ace :D
:p

You do know that they always want something in return, don't you?

Whiskey, wine, sambuca, tequilla, Guiness... you guys might as well be drinking Bartles and James. The only way to go is vodka--straight up.

[rottunpunk]

vodka is icky
and (admitedly some are wierd and creepy, but you dont take drinks from those) most of the blokes in my local just want freindship, someone to chat with-seriously. i guess it depends on the type of pub you tend to visit, but mine was more like an extended family than a pulling ground...though that happens as well...
but my main whiskey introducer used to get mistaken for being my dad or uncle a lot of the time.
oh and anyone who tried to pinch my bum or anything would get a good ribfingerjab
:p

[runsyi]

Icky? Maybe, but there's no drink that's more hard core than straight vodka. And if you can take it warm... now that's a man's drink.

[crabbi]

Hmm....

My only tipple is American champagne... Diet Pepsi / Diet Coke... on the rocks... lemon... ahhh...

[KhawMengLee]

Flaming Lamborghis...flying on a blue dream.

http://mengkhaw.blogs.friendster.com/photos/photo_id/meng_flaming1.jpg

[rottunpunk]

pretty
:p

[Awooga Guy]

Sweeeet :)





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[Neil Gendzwill]

Icky? Maybe, but there's no drink that's more hard core than straight vodka.You've clearly never had the distilled rice liquor they like in China. My dad got a bottle from a grad student, it was undrinkable. He used to keep it in the same cabinet as the drano, and if some student bragged he could drink anything, he'd haul it out. The student would always be forced to admit that he couldn't quite drink anything.

[ScottUK]

Shochu is nasty stuff - dunno why anyone would drink that.

What is that black shit the Finns drink? I saw what that can do to the unwary...!

[Paikea]

You've clearly never had the distilled rice liquor they like in China. My dad got a bottle from a grad student, it was undrinkable. He used to keep it in the same cabinet as the drano, and if some student bragged he could drink anything, he'd haul it out. The student would always be forced to admit that he couldn't quite drink anything.Green stuff? Whoa...yeah, that's naasty.

[Kenzan]

Shochu is nasty stuff - dunno why anyone would drink that.


The same folks who like Raochu.
They both are quite sublime.

[Awooga Guy]

No way. Shochu is too much even for Awooga Guy to handle :(

Or maybe he hasn't tried the good stuff yet.





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[Callisto]

Class a1 idoits... but I think we all learn to accept that the internet in general is full of them!!

[Awooga Guy]

What's that got to do with booze?






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[Paikea]

Green stuff? Whoa...yeah, that's naasty.Whoops...not rice, sorghum-based. My chinese cohort here says it's "kaoliang chiew", and primarily used to see if gwai-lo such as myself will actually drink it.

Well, yeah. Once.

[Hank]

What is that black shit the Finns drink? I saw what that can do to the unwary...!Are you talking about Salmiaki vodka? I have a friend with a Finnish wife - each time they go over they get my order for salmiaki vodka and salmiak candies. For some reason, they don't let you have large quantities of ammonium chloride in food this side of the Atlantic.

As a side note, Finland banned salmiaki vodka for a short time in the early '90s because the Finns liked it so much. People would just keep drinking it until they died. It's good stuff.

Hank.

[Neil Gendzwill]

Green stuff? Whoa...yeah, that's naasty.I think it was clear. It came in a white ceramic bottle but I don't know if that's standard packaging.

[Kenzan]

Admittedly, Shochu is an aquired taste.
But then again, I like squid guts.
:D

[Paikea]

I think it was clear. It came in a white ceramic bottle but I don't know if that's standard packaging.One of these (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baijiu), perhaps?

Gimme the 12y.o. peat-filtered barley hooch anyday.

[Neil Gendzwill]

One of these (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baijiu), perhaps?Maybe. But in that link I couldn't find the variety that we had, which was distilled drano infused with rat shit, near as I could tell.

[KhawMengLee]

Admittedly, Shochu is an aquired taste.
But then again, I like squid guts.
:D

No tis not..hahaha

then again...ooo, we just got some free shochu...the ginseng kind from our korean bbq owner...

hahhaa

woooot

[Kenzan]

No tis not..hahaha


3 billion Chinese and can't be all wrong.
:D

I hear that's what the Schlong-Chi-Gong practicioners drink.
Good to keep the Yang up!
LOL

[KhawMengLee]

3 billion Chinese and can't be all wrong.
:D

I hear that's what the Schlong-Chi-Gong practicioners drink.
Good to keep the Yang up!
LOL

The owner came up and said, "make you strong!"..unfortunately, me mate never got to test that on his girlfriend because we plied him with two bottles of johnny after that...hahahahaa

[Paikea]

My God, I just figured out who kensenblahblahblah really is. It's Rosie O'Donnell (http://www.rosie.com/).

[KhawMengLee]

hehehehehehe

[kensenbatusaii]

My God, I just figured out who kensenblahblahblah really is. It's Rosie O'Donnell (http://www.rosie.com/).


oh hello perry

the chubby fairy

i often wonder

how much

time do you

spend lurking

within these sites

that you share


no wonder


why

your eyes betray


how low your

esteem and thus

i see

you may grow old and weary someday


but you can never be


a better person you wannabe


even if your such a girly dandee

[KhawMengLee]

oh hello perry

the chubby fairy

i often wonder

how much

time do you

spend lurking

within these sites

that you share


no wonder


why

your eyes betray


how low your

esteem and thus

i see

you may grow old and weary someday


but you can never be


a better person you wannabe


even if your such a girly dandee

Haven't you said this again and again...get some new material going, you are boring. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[kensenbatusaii]

Haven't you said this again and again...get some new material going, you are boring. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



mr fatty

wkc contestee


you must realize

that i dont fabricate


P.S. minimize sleep, it will make you more slow not good for your well paid entree to the malaysian mens team, waste of money. Piaosee!

[xvikingx]

mr fatty

He's big boned.:mad:

[KhawMengLee]

mr fatty

wkc contestee


you must realize

that i dont fabricate


P.S. minimize sleep, it will make you more slow not good for your well paid entree to the malaysian mens team, waste of money. Piaosee!

Woah! Where have I heard this before? Hahahah, dude, are you a broken record? Nope, you don't fabricate, you just verbally masturbate;)

100 over posts and none to do with kendo...hmmmnn...I guess you must be a lonely guy cruising forums that you have no interest in other than trying to troll...Its okay though...I mean yes, you are a loser but its okay, its okay, its not ot late to get a job and move out of your parent's basement and look, you can always buy an inflatable Ingrid...its not to late Kensenbattyboy to make something of yourself.

I know you are jealous of our lives because yours is so hollow but come on...that's not the way. Calm yourself battyboy...be calm.

[KhawMengLee]

He's big boned.:mad:

And husky! hahahahah

[xvikingx]

Admittedly, Shochu is an aquired taste.

Shochu is a little much for me but I do like the shochu made from shiso. It has some goofy name like tankaratan. I have to be careful with it though because I get weird off that stuff. In true viking form, I raided Himeji castle at 2 A.M. after night out with a big bottle of that.

[kensenbatusaii]

And husky! hahahahah


how can you tell?


are you?...you know?...


gerty?

:nervous:

[kensenbatusaii]

Woah! Where have I heard this before? Hahahah, dude, are you a broken record? Nope, you don't fabricate, you just verbally masturbate;)

100 over posts and none to do with kendo...hmmmnn...I guess you must be a lonely guy cruising forums that you have no interest in other than trying to troll...Its okay though...I mean yes, you are a loser but its okay, its okay, its not ot late to get a job and move out of your parent's basement and look, you can always buy an inflatable Ingrid...its not to late Kensenbattyboy to make something of yourself.

I know you are jealous of our lives because yours is so hollow but come on...that's not the way. Calm yourself battyboy...be calm.



i did noticed

that you liked using this

as your reference

hmmm....

lots of money from mom and dad

loves burgers a lot

have a big room inside daddys house

at middle age still likes to sleep with lights on

stays on this forum and pounce on lady members

at every oportunity like...


"hey i know the sensei..just pm me...yeah yeah..."

talks a lot of trash and swearing

likes to use" dude" a lot ( shame on you!)

likes to be "in" with the western guys


hmmm....


autism and schizophrenia


nice combo


like beer and mashed 'tatoes


p.s. bakchu keple keple!!

[kensenbatusaii]

And husky! hahahahah


""" from kwa minglis blog""""
SAAAAMOOOOOROY BOYZ
Recently, there's been like an influx of Samurai wannabe's onto my kendo forum...you know, the kind of loser that watches the Last Samurai and gets Angelic inspiration from God to suddenly seek the path of 'Honour' and 'Bushido'(Jesus Fecking Christ...).

I mean they get it into their heads that they can become Samurai. That they can duel with other warriors in an ancient fight to the death and would probably walk around in period costume with two swords off their hip...yep, I can see....blah diblah diblahhh....



"MY"...


your???



your???



oh dear!


:D

[KhawMengLee]

i did noticed

that you liked using this

as your reference

hmmm....

lots of money from mom and dad

loves burgers a lot

have a big room inside daddys house

at middle age still likes to sleep with lights on

stays on this forum and pounce on lady members

at every oportunity like...




Do I detect that you resent your parents? You may find that they don't want you around or maybe vice versa but heck, sorry to make you feel bad that I have a loving relationship with me family;)

Jealousy is not a good thing battyboy;)...don't hate your mom and dad...they gave you life.

"hey i know the sensei..just pm me...yeah yeah..."

talks a lot of trash and swearing

likes to use" dude" a lot ( shame on you!)

likes to be "in" with the western guys



Hahaha, as I said, don't be jealous of my life. Just because I know Senseis and can, like most normal people, make friends with people from all races and creeds. Seriously, look into improving yourself...I mean all this spite and envy you have for me..its not good...I mean, hey, I'm not the one with his own 'should be banned post' ya? Make a better person of yourself.

[rottunpunk]

well he went ok and even nice for a couple of days, but now hes back to normal.
were you ill kensen?
it was just a joke, chill.
hehe a good one too. how did you find that site?
:p

[rottunpunk]

In true viking form, I raided Himeji castle at 2 A.M. after night out with a big bottle of that.
without me? how rude.
im sure i can find some viking in me somewhere.:ermm:
so give us the rest of the details...:D
:p

[KhawMengLee]

Shochu is a little much for me but I do like the shochu made from shiso. It has some goofy name like tankaratan. I have to be careful with it though because I get weird off that stuff. In true viking form, I raided Himeji castle at 2 A.M. after night out with a big bottle of that.


Oooo...so I can include a Himeji Castle scavenger hunt on the lists of things to do on pub crawl through Osaka eh? hahahaha...

[kensenbatusaii]

okay okay


enough of this khaw


lets give peace

a chance


lets kiss and make up

shall we??

for the sake of world peace:wink: