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Lounge
12th August 2006, 10:11 PM
After many years I've finally realised something... I'm allergic to training!!!

Look at the evidence...

When I train I start by getting a sweat; followed by a red rash that comes across my face; then I get short of breath and dizzy!! all this is followed by aches and pains!!! see this quote from dictionary.com (http://www.dictionary.reference.com/browse/allergy)

Main Entry: alˇlerˇgy
Pronunciation: 'al-&r-jE
Function: noun
Inflected Form: plural -gies
1 : altered bodily reactivity (as hypersensitivity) to an antigen in response to a first exposure <his bee-venom allergy may render a second sting fatal>
2 : exaggerated or pathological reaction (as by sneezing, respiratory embarrassment, itching, or skin rashes) to substances, situations, or physical states that are without comparable effect on the average individual
3 : medical practice concerned with allergies
See point 2: 'skin rashes', 'respiratory embarrassment' (I liked this one best!), etc...

As far as I am concerned this is an allergic reaction to physical exercise!!!
Omnis
12th August 2006, 11:11 PM
Well... yeah. Bacterial stresses your body the same way physical exertion does. So, if we consider practice as what would otherwise be harmless, then, yeah, you have total allergies. But, since physical exertion is a bitch anyway, and your system is responding by shutting down much like one would do while producing an extreme fever, you can say that practice can also be an infection. :D
rottunpunk
13th August 2006, 02:31 AM
and if you suffer so badly it could also be life threatening...
good job i got a death wish :D
:p
mingshi
13th August 2006, 03:21 AM
When I train I start by getting a sweat; followed by a red rash that comes across my face; then I get short of breath and dizzy!! all this is followed by aches and pains!!!..
It's the same when you are clastophobic, or when you are having se.... er whatever...
Awooga Guy
13th August 2006, 05:32 AM
Awooga Guy was gonna say, does that mean Lounge has an allergic reaction when he reads all his smutty bongo mags :D





That is all.
Lounge
14th August 2006, 10:10 PM
...does that mean Lounge has an allergic reaction when he reads all his smutty bongo mags...
Martial arts is my training for my bongo mag marathon!!!
Samurai Lapin
14th August 2006, 10:17 PM
Yepyepyep

my bro's a self confessed percussion fancier...

I'd like to play with those maracas

etc ...
I am so bored ...
Awooga Guy
14th August 2006, 10:20 PM
Jazz mags, rhythm pamphlets... so many names for smut :D





That is all.