Where's all the Action?

[I_am_Cthulhu]

Greetings,

Where's the best place to start on here? In the immortal words of Big Joe (Telly Savalas) in 'Kelly's Heroes' - there's no booze, no broads, NO ACTION... :D

[euclid]

there's no booze, no broads, NO ACTION... :D



Sounds like you are looking for the Seven Smutty Samurai thread.

[I_am_Cthulhu]

Been there. Bunch of dullards...

[rottunpunk]

read the WHOLE thread, then tell us if we are dull.
do you have any youtube videos of yourself you would like to share :D
:p

[Paikea]

read the WHOLE thread, then tell us if we are dull.
do you have any youtube videos of yourself you would like to share :D
:pOh punky. This guy's a poser, a complete Mushashi fanboy.

[I_am_Cthulhu]

Oh Punky Punky, the kaishaku in your pics had the right idea but piss poor execution. May I suggest they follow through next time? :)

Paikea, if you had a fibre of worth in your body I would die a thousand deaths of surprise. In fact, I would dress up in a big flowery dress and call myself Rottenpunk. With an E, like how people in reality spell it.

[rottunpunk]

i do believe my pictures were of sodome being demonstrated, atleast in one, hence my comment on them being executions not assistances :D
is it half term or something?
concerning the rottun with an e, youve obviously been here a while
:p

[Spendius]

He's a witch !
(I even believe he said "Jehovah")

[Lounge]

In the immortal words of Big Joe (Telly Savalas) in 'Kelly's Heroes' - there's no booze, no broads, NO ACTION... :D
To be fair I_am_Cajagooggoo this is an Kendo/MA board... if you want birds 'n' booze look else where on the internet, I'm sure you'll find something to your taste... judging form your posts so far go to Google and type in beastiality!!!

[Newbie]

Bleeding 'eck. Another bloody troll.

Action's in the dojo. Go train and bug us when you can use a shinai/sword and have something important to contribute on the subject.

[I_am_Cthulhu]

I am no troll. I am Cthulhu the kendoka. I challenge thee Aussie tart to a duel of words... :)

[rottunpunk]

hmmn, whom have we had word duels with before :rolleyes:
where do you train? in kendo that is
:p

[I_am_Cthulhu]

On YouTube. :D

[rottunpunk]

youtubes not real, its inside compuitors.
the videos are of real people in the real world (mostly)
therefore, if you are kendoka, you must train in a real life dojo. which one?
if you dont, you're a troll. denial is such a sad thing
:p

[Lounge]

denial is such a sad thing.:p
I hear de nile is quite relaxing... as long as you avoid the crocs!!

[rottunpunk]

ooh now ive got madness stuck in my head :D
:p

[I_am_Cthulhu]

you must train in a real life dojo. which one?
if you dont, you're a troll. denial is such a sad thing
:pIwata sensei is a great teacher. I learnt a lot from him.

[rottunpunk]

hmmn, if your who i think (and thought after the first couple of posts)
why are you trolling? and arent you too busy at work to be on tinternet?
:p

[I_am_Cthulhu]

I am not trolling. I am rebirthing.

State your suspicions...?

[rottunpunk]

tim or scott
either way, its a bad re-birth, id ask for your money back
:p

[I_am_Cthulhu]

I haven't started yet... I am building up, shedding skin (and post-count!)... :D

[rottunpunk]

so youll be rebirthing over at ebudo aswell then?
:p

[I_am_Cthulhu]

Not at all. Maintaining my old KW account for serious issues but this one will be for general KW use only.

If the mrs sees my old post count she'll say I waste too much time on here... :D

[Awooga Guy]

May I suggest they follow through next time? :)

Do you follow through very often?







That is all.

[Hank]

ooh now ive got madness stuck in my head :D
:pMadness isn't bad. I've got "Too Shy" by friken Kajagoogoo stuck in my head for some reason.

Hank.

[Lounge]

Madness isn't bad. I've got "Too Shy" by friken Kajagoogoo stuck in my head for some reason.

Hank.
I appologise profusely to any one with 'Too shy' stuck in their head... there is no excuss for mentioning Kajagoogoo :(

[I_am_Cthulhu]

Do you follow through very often?Next time I am at the mothership I will show you, young scamp...

[Lounge]

Next time I am at the mothership I will show you, young scamp...
DUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!
Scattin' is just nasty!!!

[Awooga Guy]

Show it to the judge :D







That is all.

[Jesus]

Next time I am at the mothership I will show you, young scamp...


God sends a new commandment:

Though shalt not make lude inferences before the lord thy god.....:eek:

[I_am_Cthulhu]

Lude?

Lewd, you hillbilly.

[rottunpunk]

I appologise profusely to any one with 'Too shy' stuck in their head... there is no excuss for mentioning Kajagoogoo :(
kajahoosywhatnow?
:p

[Lounge]

kajahoosywhatnow?
:p
It's ok Rottun... '...hush, hush...'

[Paikea]

In fact, I would dress up in a big flowery dress and...Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Lounge]

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
to be fair he regularly does!!!

[Paikea]

hmmn, if your who i thinkTook you long enough. I was sort of hoping somebody would go off on our born-again troublemaker but alas, it was not to be.

[I_am_Cthulhu]

Not that there's anything wrong with that.I have a pic of me and a few buddies who decided to go to the Reading Festival in fancy dress. After a few ales it was decided.

Each of us had a flowery dress, paraboots, a beard and a helmet (I had a Zulu-esque pith helmet)... it was a scary moment for all we encountered. Only the Hare Krishna would talk to us... :D

[Paikea]

I have a pic of me and a few buddies who decided to go to the Reading Festival in fancy dress. After a few ales it was decided.

Each of us had a flowery dress, paraboots, a beard and a helmet (I had a Zulu-esque pith helmet)... it was a scary moment for all we encountered. Only the Hare Krishna would talk to us... :DProve it. Pictures please!

[I_am_Cthulhu]

I'll see what I can sort out... :)

[Ignatz]

Strike the colors and run up the Jolly Roger!!!

[crabbi]

i do believe my pictures were of sodome being demonstrated, atleast in one...:p

Hey...RP... may I remind you that kids access this site... keep the language down there buddy...!

[Gessho]

Greetings,

Where's the best place to start on here? In the immortal words of Big Joe (Telly Savalas) in 'Kelly's Heroes' - there's no booze, no broads, NO ACTION... :D

We're not that fun here. We mostly discuss kendo-related things such as shinais (that bamboo pretend sword we swing), hakama's (the fancy skirts we wear), and tactics. In essence, we are "broads" who gossip aplenty! :o

[I_am_Cthulhu]

Thank you for that insight into such an obscure art. That's saved me at least a week of researching what you all do.

[rottunpunk]

Hey...RP... may I remind you that kids access this site... keep the language down there buddy...!
sorry so dome? number four in the standy uppy jikiden set?
:p

[Awooga Guy]

Awooga Guy doesn't know how to pronounce Cthulhu though :eek:






That is all.

[I_am_Cthulhu]

Knock yourself out (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu)...

[rottunpunk]

still cant pronounce it.
can i just call you squiddy instead?
:p

[I_am_Cthulhu]

You may call me 'Lord', or failing that - Scott will suffice.

[Kenzan]

still cant pronounce it.
can i just call you squiddy instead?
:p

Squiddly-diddly, king of insanity.
Or Mr. Sothoth for short.
Call of Cthulhu is an excellent short story.
They need to make a movie of it though.

[I_am_Cthulhu]

They need to make a movie of it though.

Oh dear.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0478126/

[Kenzan]

Oh dear.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0478126/

Sweeeeeet!
I hope the CGI for the squid thingee monster dude and the Lost City in the Ocean is done with good Cyclopian awe-inspiring pants-crap producing taste which the story induced into my nightmares, and is hopefully on par with HP's vision. I mean done right, and this could be a major hit.
Done wrong, and it will be just another bastardization movie of his genius.
Although “From Beyond” wasn’t too far gone.
But this would be on the same level as what LOTR is to Tolkien’s memory, you know?
Somehow I have a sinking feeling that it's going to fall short.

[Lounge]

Oh dear.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0478126/
A directors first film... starring Tori Spelling... and pretty much a TV star cast... Can't wait... and I quote
...Peice of 5|-|17 now walk away...

[I_am_Cthulhu]

If I wasn't Cthulhu, I would believe Tori Spelling is.

[Lounge]

If I wasn't Cthulhu, I would believe Tori Spelling is.
Spawn of satan... that girl be a devil chile', all the Spellin' chillen be the unholy filth spewed forth from the seed o' bee-elzibub himsef!!! :evolved:

[Newbie]

She doesn't have enough tentacles.

[Lounge]

She doesn't have enough tentacles.
Not on view anyway ;)

[Newbie]

*shudder* You think she'd be better off in anime, huh?

[I_am_Cthulhu]

Urotsukiitori.

[Lounge]

Tori Sp... Hidden tenti... Urotsukido.... BLLLEEEEUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!!