aaarrrrgghhhh FLY EGGS!!!

[kendokikentai]

Damit!! this pissed me off so i had to share it, I was just eating last nights left over pizza, started from the tip and was working my way to crust.....just as i was reaching the crust i began to take a bite...... paused........and observed a HUGE CLUSTER OF FLY EGGS NICELY HIDDEN UNDER THE HAMBURGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!! !!!
*deep breath* ok....normally i can handle this....misfortune BUT, i just woffed down 3 slices before ATTEMPTING to eat this last contaminated slice......*sniff* i was sooooo enjoying the pizza........ruined.
this is where Zen meditation comes into play......must use "no mind" priciples......"no fly eggs"......"no fly eggs"......DAMN IT!! I CAN'T GET THAT PICTURE OUT OF MY MIND!!!!

*sigh*...just wanted to share, TY :down:

[euclid]

And here I thought my local pizza place was progressive by offering mango.


*sigh*


So...how were they?

[kendokikentai]

well....i guess the tomatto sauce is kinda the same as ketchup so....it helped.

[Kaoru]

Damit!! this pissed me off so i had to share it, I was just eating last nights left over pizza, started from the tip and was working my way to crust.....just as i was reaching the crust i began to take a bite...... paused........and observed a HUGE CLUSTER OF FLY EGGS NICELY HIDDEN UNDER THE HAMBURGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!! !!!
*deep breath* ok....normally i can handle this....misfortune BUT, i just woffed down 3 slices before ATTEMPTING to eat this last contaminated slice......*sniff* i was sooooo enjoying the pizza........ruined.
this is where Zen meditation comes into play......must use "no mind" priciples......"no fly eggs"......"no fly eggs"......DAMN IT!! I CAN'T GET THAT PICTURE OUT OF MY MIND!!!!

*sigh*...just wanted to share, TY :down:

hahaha, So just how long was it in the fridge?!? :D *nudge*

Just kidding... Ewww, that's really disgusting. I'd have given the food back up to nature, if you know what I mean, after having eaten 3 pieces and then discovering that. I feel SOOO sorry for you!!! :(

But seriously, you did keep it in the fridge, I hope... Flys could lay eggs in it otherwise. And you really didn't have it longer than yesterday did you?

I hope you didn't eat any of it yesterday...
Yuck... That would be a double whammy.

Do you think it came delivered that way?

If you got it only yesterday, and you kept it in the fridge until just now and ate it and discovered that, you should save it and the box for evidence and take it back and seriously complain. Take pics too, as well as keep the box for yourself if you decide to do something about it beyond complaining. The place could be closed for that. I certainly wouldn't want to get fly eggs served in MY pizza. That's a serious health issue that shouldn't have to happen to anyone else. I normally wouldn't consider making a fuss over something, but that... that's seriously GROSS!!! Blechhhhhh....

Maybe you ought to go to the doctor to see if things are ok after having eaten that. Flys can carry very bad things... I'd feel so bad for you if you got sick from that! :)

Anyway, I'm really sorry you had to go through that horrible experience. I hope that doesn't happen again to you!

Kaoru

[kendokikentai]

Now your gonna start makin me worry......what if they were "laid" while they were at the pizza place!!! that means my whole family had pizza AND fly eggs for dinner!!!.....................oops my daughter just found out........i think this is how those sci-fi flicks start.... ill be doing shiai and then all off a sudden ill have an "Alien" episode with a fat magot busting out of my stomach......if that happens, ill for sure go for a MEN strike, my opponent will most likely be distracted LOL.....Tanxs for the "repflies" hee hee, i feel much betta

[xvikingx]

Uhg, I did something similar. My wife is into natural foods without pesticides and all that BS. So when I was eating some all natural broccoli I bit into a big cocooned larva of some sort, who cleverly hid itself in the branches. THAT is why we have pesticides!!!

[kendokikentai]

Uhg, I did something similar. My wife is into natural foods without pesticides and all that BS. So when I was eating some all natural broccoli I bit into a big cocooned larva of some sort, who cleverly hid itself in the branches. THAT is why we have pesticides!!!


ooooohhhh good one,
the best one yet was with my second older brother when we were younger.
you know those 70's plastic dark blue medium size cups? well they were always kept in our top cabinet and were not used much. my brother decides to drink grape juice and uses one of those cups. well after a few gulps, he picked out somthing from his mouth, low and behold, it was a tiny baby roach, UPON examining his cup of grape juice he discovered THOUSANDS (over exagerated amount) of tiny roaches swiming around for their little lives.

at that time, i felt more sorry for the roaches LOL, brotherly luv

[Washington]

LoL... I had a stink bug crawl into my can of Pepsi once before taking a big gulp... I think of that every time I drink a can of pop now... ruined for life :cry:

[kendokikentai]

LoL... I had a stink bug crawl into my can of Pepsi once before taking a big gulp... I think of that every time I drink a can of pop now... ruined for life :cry:



LMAO!!! you win...you have both my pitty and my UTMOST RESPECT!

*Rei*

[Kenzan]

Uhg, I did something similar. My wife is into natural foods without pesticides and all that BS. So when I was eating some all natural broccoli I bit into a big cocooned larva of some sort, who cleverly hid itself in the branches. THAT is why we have pesticides!!!

Ahhh, you big wussy!
That's what we call REAL Japanese food!
:D
A little Kemushi sushi never hurt nobody!
Besides, we know how you Osaka folk are all gourmet and such!
LOL
:D

[Alison2805]

:eek: EEEEEWWWWW!!!! I cant believe I started to read this thread at the beginning of my lunch break.

One of the wonderful things about working in the Aus outback are the flies (and by wonderful I mean goddamn horrid). You do get used to them getting all over your face, in your eyes, up your nose, but theres nothing worse than talking to someone and inhaling a fly mid-sentance. "yeah I just saw that movie.. chhhuchhkkk eeah!!" spit, spit cough, gasp! You nearly always end up swallowing it or smearing the hapless fly all over the inside of your throat. Especially when its a BIG blowfly!

On that note Ill go have my lunch...:D

[Kenzan]

:eek: EEEEEWWWWW!!!! I cant believe I started to read this thread at the beginning of my lunch break.

One of the wonderful things about working in the Aus outback are the flies (and by wonderful I mean goddamn horrid). You do get used to them getting all over your face, in your eyes, up your nose, but theres nothing worse than talking to someone and inhaling a fly mid-sentance. "yeah I just saw that movie.. chhhuchhkkk eeah!!" spit, spit cough, gasp! You nearly always end up swallowing it or smearing the hapless fly all over the inside of your throat. Especially when its a BIG blowfly!

On that note Ill go have my lunch...:D


'ave a bit-fat, plump n' ripe widgity grub fer me, will ya Sheila?
LOL
:D

BUGS! the "other" white meat!
:D

[Kaoru]

Now your gonna start makin me worry......what if they were "laid" while they were at the pizza place!!! that means my whole family had pizza AND fly eggs for dinner!!!.....................oops my daughter just found out........i think this is how those sci-fi flicks start.... ill be doing shiai and then all off a sudden ill have an "Alien" episode with a fat magot busting out of my stomach......if that happens, ill for sure go for a MEN strike, my opponent will most likely be distracted LOL.....Tanxs for the "repflies" hee hee, i feel much betta

Ahahaha, you're really funny!! :D Sorry for making you worry!! *bow*

Your whole family ate that??? Now I REALLY feel sorry for all of you!

Seriously, I hope nobody gets sick! :(

hahaha, speaking of aliens, this all reminds of that Cowboy Bebop episode "Toys in the Attic" when Ed ate that gunk that Spike had kept in the fridge for a long time. And, Ed actually didn't realise what it was! SO gross...

Kaoru

[Alison2805]

'ave a bit-fat, plump n' ripe widgity grub fer me, will ya Sheila?
LOL
:D

BUGS! the "other" white meat!
:D


hahaha! Righto mate, lemme jus wipe the dirt off it for ya (spit on it, rub it on my shirt), get that in ya! Shes a good one eh! Dont mind the wrigglin', she's nice and fresh!

[Kenzan]

This is what his tummy's gonna look like in 24 hours.
The worms will be comin' boy!
Better see a Doctor!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMpMoeIgwoQ&NR

[xvikingx]

the best one yet was with my second older brother...


Bleeggh! Putrid!

[Kenzan]

hahaha! Righto mate, lemme jus wipe the dirt off it for ya (spit on it, rub it on my shirt), get that in ya! Shes a good one eh! Dont mind the wrigglin', she's nice and fresh!

Now why does that turn me on?
?

~Oh..You meant the Widgety-Grub.
:D

[Kaoru]

ooooohhhh good one,
the best one yet was with my second older brother when we were younger.
you know those 70's plastic dark blue medium size cups? well they were always kept in our top cabinet and were not used much. my brother decides to drink grape juice and uses one of those cups. well after a few gulps, he picked out somthing from his mouth, low and behold, it was a tiny baby roach, UPON examining his cup of grape juice he discovered THOUSANDS (over exagerated amount) of tiny roaches swiming around for their little lives.

at that time, i felt more sorry for the roaches LOL, brotherly luv
That's really nasty! :eek: I bet he never drank Grapefruit juice again... Or at least, is paranoid now about what's in an empty cup before pouring things into one. I wouldn't blame him!!

And hehehe, Did you know that you can train cockroaches? I also read somewhere that they can be good pets. That's the Madagascar Cockroach... I believe this could apply to other types of them though. :D

Kaoru

[Kaoru]

Ahhh, you big wussy!
That's what we call REAL Japanese food!
:D
A little Kemushi sushi never hurt nobody!
Besides, we know how you Osaka folk are all gourmet and such!
LOL
:D
We?? You EAT those things??

gachhhhhh :eek: I'm definately a wussy then. :D

[Kenzan]

I like my Fly eggs over easy.
Side of hash browned crickets,
A tall glass of Grasshopper spit,
A little Earthworm Pasta,
and a big slice of Dung-Beetle pie!

MmmMmMMm! Thems GOOD EATIN!! AH TELL YOU WHAT!


Linkies!

http://www.si.edu/resource/faq/nmnh/buginfo/inasfood.htm

[Alison2805]

Im amazed Im still interested in my lunch. But then, I did just drop my pizza slice on the foor and then pick up all the topping, put it back on and eat it. HAHAHA!!



What, you think Im kidding?

[Kenzan]

We?? You EAT those things??

gachhhhhh :eek: I'm definately a wussy then. :D


Yeah..Those Kansai people are known to eat anything
just ask xvikingx!

LOL
:D

[Kenzan]

Im amazed Im still interested in my lunch. But then, I did just drop my pizza slice on the foor and then pick up all the topping, put it back on and eat it. HAHAHA!!



What, you think Im kidding?

The secret when dropping pizza is to ensure that there aren't more toppings on it that were not there previously when it's retrieved.
:D

'Cept if it's Fly eggs.

..or a little toe jam.
:D

[Kaoru]

I like my Fly eggs over easy.
Side of hash browned crickets,
A tall glass of Grasshopper spit,
A little Earthworm Pasta,
and a big slice of Dung-Beetle pie!

MmmMmMMm! Thems GOOD EATIN!! AH TELL YOU WHAT!


Linkies!

http://www.si.edu/resource/faq/nmnh/buginfo/inasfood.htm

EWWWWWW!!!

hahaha, "Sam I am, I like green flies and ham." (Or do I have that backwards??)

:D

Kaoru

[Kenzan]

T

And hehehe, Did you know that you can train cockroaches? I also read somewhere that they can be good pets. That's the Madagascar Cockroach... I believe this could apply to other types of them though. :D

Kaoru

Apparently one can also train them to speak, play loud music all the time, drink beer, and rent houses next to me.

:D

[Kaoru]

Im amazed Im still interested in my lunch. But then, I did just drop my pizza slice on the foor and then pick up all the topping, put it back on and eat it. HAHAHA!!



What, you think Im kidding?
You actually DID that?? I couldn't ever do that... Brave you really are! :D I gross out easily...

Kaoru

[kendokikentai]

This is what his tummy's gonna look like in 24 hours.
The worms will be comin' boy!
Better see a Doctor!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMpMoeIgwoQ&NR


:surprise: ...........:cry: .........:eek:

[Kaoru]

Yeah..Those Kansai people are known to eat anything
just ask xvikingx!

LOL
:D

Ahahaha! I'll ask him...

[Kaoru]

Hey xvikingx-san... is that true?? :D :D

hahaha...

Kaoru

[Kenzan]

EWWWWWW!!!

hahaha, "Sam I am, I like green flies and ham." (Or do I have that backwards??)

:D

Kaoru

There once was a guy Sam I am,
~forced on many, -those green eggs and ham.
He always did chase them,
-But someone defaced him
~With a chainsaw his head became Spam.

:D

[Kaoru]

Apparently one can also train them to speak, play loud music all the time, drink beer, and rent houses next to me.

:D

Whahahahaha!! Too funny! Now that would indeed be a sight to see! :D *shakes head laughing* ...But they don't rent houses... They take them over by force! ;)

Kaoru

[kendokikentai]

ok...guys / girls....you all are NOT gonna believe this AND I DON'T BLAME YOU!!, IM NOT MAKIN THIS UP! the coincidence is to GREAT!!!!

we just attempted to eat dinner, salad, pasta and boneless ribs prepared by my lovely fiance. and yup, you guest it, inch worms NESTING (over exagerated) in the broccoli!!!!!!!.............now my whole family is freakin! whats next?? LOTUS!!!

*sigh* *hara kiri*

believe it.....or not......:disapp:

[Alison2805]

You actually DID that?? I couldn't ever do that... Brave you really are! :D I gross out easily...

Kaoru

The carpet is very clean and noone was looking! :ponder: Im fairly sure that all the toppings were the ones I started with! :silly:

In japan some friends made me eat some kind of fermented beans that looked all goozy and gross. They were possibly the most revolting things Ive ever eaten. Worse than blue vein cheese.
:eek:

[xvikingx]

A little Kemushi sushi never hurt nobody!
Besides, we know how you Osaka folk are all gourmet and such!


Eat a kemushi and your tongue will be sore and swollen for weeks from the poison.

Yeah, Osaka gourmet:rolleyes: Dump a bottle of sauce on whatever it is you are making.

[Alison2805]

I found a slug in my lettuce sandwich once....

[kendokikentai]

That's really nasty! :eek: I bet he never drank Grapefruit juice again... Or at least, is paranoid now about what's in an empty cup before pouring things into one. I wouldn't blame him!!

And hehehe, Did you know that you can train cockroaches? I also read somewhere that they can be good pets. That's the Madagascar Cockroach... I believe this could apply to other types of them though. :D

Kaoru



actually, it neva bothered my brother one bit,,,,hes stupid like that...as far at the roach training, if i new that then my brother would be a constant target :)

[kendokikentai]

hmmm im not to good with computers, can i post pics? i got a digital camera and maybe i can take a pic of the worms for prof?

[Kenzan]

:surprise: ...........:cry: .........:eek:

Ah, don't feel so bad, think of it as just 8 more grams of protien in a low carb diet!

~Besides, Like my Grandfather used to say, We've all probably ate about a bucket of bugs in our sleep thoughout of lifetimes...

..'course, Grandfather was carried off by a mutant army of garden aphids, but sound advice, is sound advice, none the less.

..Only that's not really advice..more of a gross out story he told at campfires...

..anyway...don't sweat it! I'm sure the flies with forgive you for consuming thier children!
:d

[Kaoru]

ok...guys / girls....you all are NOT gonna believe this AND I DON'T BLAME YOU!!, IM NOT MAKIN THIS UP! the coincidence is to GREAT!!!!

we just attempted to eat dinner, salad, pasta and boneless ribs prepared by my lovely fiance. and yup, you guest it, inch worms NESTING (over exagerated) in the broccoli!!!!!!!.............now my whole family is freakin! whats next?? LOTUS!!!

*sigh* *hara kiri*

believe it.....or not......:disapp:

Ooooooo, That's just sad... Something is following you around. Some imp or other. A tengu? You poor thing!! :(

That would just be it for me... I'd lose interest in food for the night. As much as I think inch worms are the cutest thing ever, they do NOT belong in somebody's dinner!!

What a major bummer for you and your family! :( :(

Kaoru

[Kaoru]

actually, it neva bothered my brother one bit,,,,hes stupid like that...as far at the roach training, if i new that then my brother would be a constant target :)

hahaha, You're so bad... :D

Can't believe it didn't bother him though. Totally amazing!

Kaoru

[Kenzan]

In japan some friends made me eat some kind of fermented beans that looked all goozy and gross. They were possibly the most revolting things Ive ever eaten. Worse than blue vein cheese.
:eek:

aHH YES..Natto.
Basically rotted soybeans.
Either you love it or hate it.

Honestly, one of my fav foods.
The "strings" are actually bacteria!
MmM!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natto

[Kenzan]

ok...guys / girls....you all are NOT gonna believe this AND I DON'T BLAME YOU!!, IM NOT MAKIN THIS UP! the coincidence is to GREAT!!!!

we just attempted to eat dinner, salad, pasta and boneless ribs prepared by my lovely fiance. and yup, you guest it, inch worms NESTING (over exagerated) in the broccoli!!!!!!!.............now my whole family is freakin! whats next?? LOTUS!!!

*sigh* *hara kiri*

believe it.....or not......:disapp:


--You know, maybe if you perhaps used soap to wash your dishes?

Note: Food waste goes INTO the garbage can, and then out into the street. I simply can't stress that enough.

J/K
:D

[xvikingx]

Note: Food waste goes INTO the garbage can, and then out into the street. I simply can't stress that enough.

Is that from 'The Simpsons' where Homer and Marge have to go to parenting school after losing their children? If so, cheers!

[kendokikentai]

--You know, maybe if you perhaps used soap to wash your dishes?

Note: Food waste goes INTO the garbage can, and then out into the street. I simply can't stress that enough.

J/K
:D

hee hee, close, i told my fiance it might help to wash the veges before eat em, she told me that she washed the letuce but not the broc........unfortunatly she ate most of the broc so im goin easy on her, I, luckly, discovered the intruders before consuming so all i eat was the eggs...............damn that sounds sad......i need the orcan man or something.

[kendokikentai]

she just came back home with Mc D ice cream........if we find anything now then its Mc D's falt and IF SOOOO.......hee hee....sue time...THEN if i make the millions I shall reek havok on ALL THAT IS CRAWLLLY!! MMMUUUAAWWWWHHAAAHHAAA!!!.......wait....i can't do that...that means i would have to be in DEPT to all that is crawlly for makin me rich!...I CAN"T WINNNNNN!!!

[Alison2805]

aHH YES..Natto.
Basically rotted soybeans.
Either you love it or hate it.

Honestly, one of my fav foods.
The "strings" are actually bacteria!
MmM!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natto

Thats the stuff!!! UUUUUGGHHHH!!!! YYUUUUUUKKK!!!! Even the picture makes me want to hurl. I was in a little diner near the beach with a guy I knew at uni who could speak engrish, and 4 of his mates that couldnt. They had this heated debate, and then motioned for me to eat this stuff. I managed one bean and then went green and said "no thankyou" to the rest, trying to be as polite as possible. They thought it was the funniest thing theyd ever seen.

uugugh, YUKKY YUKKY YUKKY YUKKY YUUUUUUUKYYYY!!!!

[Ramen]

Natto is pretty much used by locals as the ultimate rites of passage for gaijin's assimilation to Japan culture as haggies is to the Scots. However, whilst mainstream to the locals in the Kanto area, it get's pretty much the same reaction as you would outside of it. I'd bite the back of a live blowfish as shashimi, but the sight of natto is too bleaachhh!

[rottunpunk]

hehe, yey bug stories.
i cant drink aussie white now, since i had a load with bar flies in
yhe smell just wants to make me spew.
then theres raspberries.
we used to go and pick them as kids for jam and to have with cream and such.
but my mother wasnt too good at removing maggots, so they tended to swim around the cream and get bitten in half.
not too keen on raspberries now, unless they are on a frozen cake or something
:p

[R_Haydon]

When I was a kid, I was drinking water out of one of those tupperware cups with the sippy-lid attachment and felt something definitely not liquid in my mouth. I looked at the lid spout and saw the other half of a spider sticking out. GROSS!

[Nochi-no-tsuki]

When I was a kid, I was drinking water out of one of those tupperware cups with the sippy-lid attachment and felt something definitely not liquid in my mouth. I looked at the lid spout and saw the other half of a spider sticking out. GROSS!

oh man, that there just made me throw up a little bit in my mouth.

[euclid]

oh man, that there just made me throw up a little bit in my mouth.


But the rest of the board was fine???

:surprise:

[Kenzan]

Is that from 'The Simpsons' where Homer and Marge have to go to parenting school after losing their children? If so, cheers!

Soooo desu..Trivia Ippon for you!
:D

[bullet08]

grasshoppers are not that bad if done right. so is stir fried silk worm larva. i used to love eating ants when i was little.. they are rather tart when eaten fresh. tho i never had urge to eat natto.

pete

[Kenzan]

You guys need to read this blog.
It's awsomely funny!
(And It has a review of Natto and those canned Larvae things..)

.Mega-ew-age!

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php

:D

[Alison2805]

3 guys are standing at a bar; an american, an irishman and an australian.

As they each get their pints of beer, they notice there is a fly in all of them. The american says to the barman "theres a fly in my beer, I want my money back!". The irishman pulls out his fly, flicks it on the floor and drinks his beer.

The australian gently pulls out the fly, holding it over the pint by its wings and says "alright you little bugger, spit it out!"

:laugh:

[Washington]

:grin: @ Alison2805

[rottunpunk]

hehe, nice one alison
:p