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mkomoto
17th October 2006, 12:14 PM
For the love of spirited women.

http://flash365.joins.com/game/zboard.php?id=xiao&page=13&sn1=&divpage=1&sn=off&ss=on&sc=on&select_arrange=headnum&desc=asc&no=63 (http://flash365.joins.com/game/zboard.php?id=xiao&page=13&sn1=&divpage=1&sn=off&ss=on&sc=on&select_arrange=headnum&desc=asc&no=63)

(textbook back suplex, a international freestyle wrestling technique recently employed in judo as well.)

Ippon if there ever was one.

Cheers to all,

M

kendokamax
17th October 2006, 12:57 PM
I dont think this is ippon...

more likely a K.O. ...

目の届く限り
17th October 2006, 01:11 PM
Yea, that was prolly his last robbery attempt... :dead:

Alison2805
17th October 2006, 02:39 PM
Awesome!! Im sure I could do that if I could find someone to practise on.... any volenteers?

Omnis
17th October 2006, 02:41 PM
Jeez, that has to be fake.

skull_leader
17th October 2006, 03:07 PM
holy suplex, there goes his neck

yeah probly fake

ghostdancer
17th October 2006, 03:30 PM
think that throw is called ura nage in judo, but i could be wrong

however. whatever it is called thats gotta hurt

mkomoto
17th October 2006, 03:42 PM
Awesome!! Im sure I could do that if I could find someone to practise on.... any volenteers?

......there is one fellow I can think of..... I seem to recall "UnWaki" or something like that.......

Paikea
18th October 2006, 01:06 AM
Oh, momma...that's going to hurt.

Old Warrior
18th October 2006, 02:38 AM
For the love of spirited women. (textbook back suplex, a international freestyle wrestling technique recently employed in judo as well.)

Ippon if there ever was one.

I would have been far more impressed if she followed up with a knife hand strike to the groin.

TheChessQueen
18th October 2006, 03:01 AM
I saw this clip a few years ago. I am fairly convinced it is not fake since it originally appeared on a news site. Plus take a look at that fall. There is no way he came out of that with impunity. If it was fake I doubt those two will ever make anymore clips. He is probably permenantly injured or has a healthy respect for staying away from stunts.


I wonder what the cops said when they saw this one...

Paburo
18th October 2006, 08:23 AM
Yea, that was prolly his last robbery attempt... :dead:
most probably his very last attempt at anything else for the rest of his life in a wheelchair/bed....

i knew korean girls had a bad temper but this...

johnkichu
18th October 2006, 08:30 AM
i knew korean girls had a bad temper but this...

The website is Korean, but the video is Japanese, according to the comments on the page.

xvikingx
18th October 2006, 12:00 PM
Fake or not, that was awesome.

Omnis
18th October 2006, 02:29 PM
Yeah, it was. But, I still can't believe he got suplexed that easily. What a bad crook (thankfully).

Alison2805
18th October 2006, 02:37 PM
most are, arent they? Its not like he would have expected a girl to pick him up and drop him on his head.
I would love to see the next 30 seconds after where the clip ends. I would imagine she gets up, flicks her hair back into place, checks her heels arent damaged, picks up her purse and wanders out of the elevator, stepping on the guys nuts on the way out.

Thats what I would do :evil:

Kenzan
18th October 2006, 02:51 PM
most are, arent they? Its not like he would have expected a girl to pick him up and drop him on his head.
I would love to see the next 30 seconds after where the clip ends. I would imagine she gets up, flicks her hair back into place, checks her heels arent damaged, picks up her purse and wanders out of the elevator, stepping on the guys nuts on the way out.

Thats what I would do :evil:

Ok, so she suplexes the guy into next week, but why then schtep on his Nutz?
Everytime we see something like this, the chicks always say, "I would have disemboweled him, cut off his head for good measure, THEN, I stomp his NUTZ!"

I mean he's disabled/dead/harmless already!
There's no need for a flamenco dance on tha NUTZ!

That's the universal female answer to EVERYTHING!
~Want to prove a point?
Kick his nutz.
~Want to end the conversation?
Stomp the nutz!
Bored, and Want to just see him screeeeech like a school girl?
WHACK THE NUTZ!!!

WHY DO YOU GIRLS ALWAYS GO straight FOR THE NUTZ????
There's never any escalation here, it's always "Bee-line for the NUTZ!"


WHY?

WHY?!!!

WHY, I SAY!

:shocked:

Stop hatin' on the nutz!
They never did nothing to nobody!
:D

Still, that was a might sweet suplex.

Martino
18th October 2006, 03:19 PM
That involentary crouching motion makes it look like we are cowering to them.

Alison2805
18th October 2006, 04:14 PM
Bored, and Want to just see him screeeeech like a school girl?
WHACK THE NUTZ!!!

I remember mentioning in another thread that you are going out with the wrong kind of girls...

Back to your question - Why would I go for the dangle-berries? Because if someone thought they could steal my hard-earned moolah and get away with it needs a very strong lesson. I reserve nut-stomping and scrotum-kicking to thieves, would-be rapists, and people who dent cars and then run away.

So really, everyone else is safe.

And to tell the truth, Ive never had to bruise anyones twig and berries.

emitbrownne
18th October 2006, 05:02 PM
They never did nothing to nobody!
:D

then you aint doing it right :)

Alison2805
18th October 2006, 06:24 PM
then you aint doing it right :)

Sounds like his pickup lines arent working :silly:

xvikingx
18th October 2006, 09:06 PM
I still can't believe he got suplexed that easily.

Yeah, I am a little doubtful myself. The other thing that is suspect it the quality of the video. I've never seen CCTV that clean.

JSchmidt
18th October 2006, 09:16 PM
It's been around for a few years..it's from a commercial and as such, is not real.

mingshi
18th October 2006, 10:43 PM
Yap, an award-winning ad for the publishing company Kodansha (remember Noma Dojo) - selling one of their weekly comic mags. The full ad is at Kodansha's website somewhere...

I_am_Cthulhu
18th October 2006, 11:01 PM
......there is one fellow I can think of..... I seem to recall "UnWaki" or something like that.......Mike,

Did you find out who he was? Everyone needs a stalker like Mr UnWaki. :D

MrUnWaki
18th October 2006, 11:29 PM
I'm still here, been keeping an eye on komoto-samas activities through an open window in his place of residency. Its been tough tho with his frequent visitors and expensive too, komoto-sama is so popular he travels the world sending me broke!!

meanwhile if anyone would like these candid shots i have of komoto-sama please PM me

p.s. Komoto-sama I love you like a MMB loves KMT

I_am_Cthulhu
18th October 2006, 11:32 PM
Dude, you're a freak of nature. Promise never to have kids...

mkomoto
18th October 2006, 11:33 PM
All points bulletin to be on the look out for this person:

http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/18/3242/640/200607MichaelInOz366.jpg

He is considered mentally disarmed and therefore dangerous.

Anyone coming in contact with him is advised to stay clear, and in particular, to stay "up wind" in the case of any violent, toxic discharges.

I_am_Cthulhu
18th October 2006, 11:35 PM
Dead link. Is it the Unwaki muppet?

Kenzan
19th October 2006, 01:50 AM
Bored, and Want to just see him screeeeech like a school girl?
WHACK THE NUTZ!!!


Back to your question - Why would I go for the dangle-berries? Because if someone thought they could steal my hard-earned moolah and get away with it needs a very strong lesson. I reserve nut-stomping and scrotum-kicking to thieves, would-be rapists, and people who dent cars and then run away.
.

Look, it's like this, see;
The male gonads are NOT nature's "off" switch.
M'kay?
:D

Mokujin77
19th October 2006, 04:26 AM
Back to your question - Why would I go for the dangle-berries? Because if someone thought they could steal my hard-earned moolah and get away with it needs a very strong lesson. I reserve nut-stomping and scrotum-kicking to thieves, would-be rapists, and people who dent cars and then run away.



Ok, I agree that people who dent cars and run away are in dire need of a slap (sounds like the voice of experience, no?) but lumping them in with muggers and rapists sounds a bit harsh. Where do you draw the line?

"He looked at me funny! GRRRRRRRRRRR!"......CRUNCH!

Alison2805
19th October 2006, 12:30 PM
auugh!! I was trying to be funny!!!!!!!

You bunch of serious sourpusses :jaguar:

Kenzan
19th October 2006, 02:38 PM
auugh!! I was trying to be funny!!!!!!!

You bunch of serious sourpusses :jaguar:

There's never anything funny when speaking of a tap-dance session on the nutz.
:D

mkomoto
19th October 2006, 02:39 PM
[quote=I_am_Cthulhu]Dead link.; quote]

Sorry, here it is again:

http://jackson22.googlepages.com/largeeyes

Kenzan
19th October 2006, 02:43 PM
[quote=I_am_Cthulhu]Dead link. quote]

Sorry, here it is again:

http://jackson22.googlepages.com/largeeyes

You see? You see?
Take HEED all you females!
THIS IS WHAT A DUDE LOOKS LIKE WHEN HE HAS BEEN ON THE TOE END OF ONE TOO MANY NUTZ WHACKIN' CHORUS LINES!!!
:D

And yes. It IS true that the nutz go up inside the body when kicked.
For some, this condition is persistant!LOL LOL!

Alison2805
19th October 2006, 03:53 PM
There's never anything funny when speaking of a tap-dance session on the nutz.
:D

poodlespit! You know youd laugh your head off if you saw some obnoxious backyard ninja get walloped in the goonies.

ghostdancer
19th October 2006, 04:02 PM
poodlespit! You know youd laugh your head off if you saw some obnoxious backyard ninja get walloped in the goonies.

now come one guys you know what the lady says is true
the more eye watering it is, as long as its not you, its funny

Mokujin77
20th October 2006, 12:58 AM
now come one guys you know what the lady says is true
the more eye watering it is, as long as its not you, its funny

Hmmm....I'm not so sure about that. There is a mental link, a spiritual, other-worldly bond between males that stops that from being true. You know how if several women live with each other for a while, their menstrual cycles synchronise? Well, men have something like that, too. If you're watching a skateboarding vid and one of the guys takes a rail in the nuts or if you see a football match where someone gets the ball right in the clackers, that's when it happens. A little chill runs from your sack to the top of your spine as you share the poor guy's pain.

Watch any media where some poor bloke gets his testes smoked and tell me it's not true!

I_am_Cthulhu
20th October 2006, 01:00 AM
Agreed. I could only donate a shot to the swingers in times of dire emergency.

For all other times there are cricket bats and uppercuts.

Shogun
20th October 2006, 05:53 AM
most probably his very last attempt at anything else for the rest of his life in a wheelchair/bed....

i knew korean girls had a bad temper but this...

The writing at the bottom of the clip is japanese....

Kitsune
10th November 2006, 02:57 AM
That video was quite impressive!

SmellsLikeBogu
10th November 2006, 06:38 PM
poodlespit! You know youd laugh your head off if you saw some obnoxious backyard ninja get walloped in the goonies.

The day mankind has no more use for testicles, is the day laughter dies.

no matter what, if someone gets hurt, and it isnt you. its funny. That's probably a scientific fact. Probably.