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boygirls12
18th October 2006, 11:54 PM
timeoff, people! funny joke here :)))

Girls vs boys. (http://bestinfo.myddns.com/)

Girls' English. (http://datemedic.zapto.org/)

1. (http://designingoutcrime.info/)Yes = No. (http://drok.net/)
2. (http://edietgr.com/)No = Yes. (http://eugene2009.myddns.com/)
3. (http://fieldtrax.info/)May-b = No. (http://www.iscw.org/)
4. (http://newdating.info/)It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. (http://shalava.net/)
5. (http://advertads.com/)Do what u want = You'll pay 4 this later. (http://www.cactuscode.org/portal_memberdata/portraits/userok007)
6. (http://www.intermedia.uio.no/portal_memberdata/portraits/userok007)We need to talk" = I need to bitch. (http://worldaffairscouncils.org/portal_memberdata/portraits/userok007)
7. (http://plone.gufi.org/portal_memberdata/portraits/userok007)Sure. (http://www.caicyt.gov.ar/portal_memberdata/portraits/userok007). (http://reduc.uc.edu.ve/portal_memberdata/portraits/userok007). (http://www.csc.tntech.edu/portal_memberdata/portraits/userok007). (https://www.intermedia.uio.no/portal_memberdata/portraits/dor1). (http://worldaffairscouncils.org/portal_memberdata/portraits/dor1). (http://plone.gufi.org/portal_memberdata/portraits/dor1)Go ahead = I don't want you too. (http://www.caicyt.gov.ar/portal_memberdata/portraits/dor1)
8. (http://reduc.uc.edu.ve/portal_memberdata/portraits/dor1)I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron. (http://bestinfo.myddns.com/mesothelioma/sitemap.php)
9. (http://datemedic.zapto.org/mesothelioma/sitemap.php)How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me 4. (http://designingoutcrime.info/mesothelioma/sitemap.php)
10. (http://drok.net/mesothelioma/sitemap.php)Is my butt fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful. (http://edietgr.com/mesothelioma/sitemap.php)
11. (http://eugene2009.myddns.com/mesothelioma/sitemap.php)You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me. (http://fieldtrax.info/mesothelioma/sitemap.php)
12. (http://www.iscw.org/mesothelioma/sitemap.php)Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead. (http://newdating.info/mesothelioma/sitemap.php)

Guy's English. (http://shalava.net/mesothelioma/sitemap.php)

1. (http://advertads.com/mesothelioma/sitemap.php)I'm hungry = I'm hungry. (http://bestinfo.myddns.com/debt-consolidation/sitemap.php)
2. (http://datemedic.zapto.org/debt-consolidation/sitemap.php)I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy. (http://designingoutcrime.info/debt-consolidation/sitemap.php)
3. (http://drok.net/debt-consolidation/sitemap.php)I'm tired = I'm tired. (http://edietgr.com/debt-consolidation/sitemap.php)
4. (http://eugene2009.myddns.com/debt-consolidation/sitemap.php)Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you. (http://fieldtrax.info/debt-consolidation/sitemap.php)
5. (http://www.iscw.org/debt-consolidation/sitemap.php)Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you. (http://newdating.info/debt-consolidation/sitemap.php)
6. (http://shalava.net/debt-consolidation/sitemap.php)Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you. (http://advertads.com/debt-consolidation/sitemap.php)
7. (http://bestinfo.myddns.com/rehab/sitemap.php)May I have this dance? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you. (http://datemedic.zapto.org/rehab/sitemap.php)
8. (http://designingoutcrime.info/rehab/sitemap.php)Nice dress = Nice cleavage. (http://drok.net/rehab/sitemap.php)
9. (http://edietgr.com/rehab/sitemap.php)You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you. (http://eugene2009.myddns.com/rehab/sitemap.php)
10. (http://fieldtrax.info/rehab/sitemap.php)What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
11. (http://www.iscw.org/rehab/sitemap.php)What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question. (http://newdating.info/rehab/sitemap.php)
12. (http://shalava.net/rehab/sitemap.php)I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
13. (http://advertads.com/rehab/sitemap.php)I love you = Let's have sex right now.
14.I love you too = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
15.Let's talk = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
16.Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys.

you like it? ;)

kartoffelngeist
18th October 2006, 11:57 PM
Very funny...... (http://www.mailmsg.com/sounds/spam-song.wav)

At least it's slightly cleverer than what we're used to...