KhawMengLee
1st December 2006, 09:44 PM
Now I'm not usually one to bear the flag for God but today I saw karma happen.
I was driving on a two lane road and there's like a gas tanker on the left lane(we're right hand drive here) and this wanker stuck in behind the tanker. Of course I'm just about to go past the tanker when the wanker decides to suddenly cut straight into my lane. No signal, I'm a Schumacher wannabe, cut straight into my lane...there's like a 10 foot gap between me and the car ahead so i slam the brakes and just miss hitting his bumper.
Now this character then speeds off and continues to zig zag his way like playing Need For Speed on the PS2 is a real substitute for driving lessons. So he's 20 metres ahead, and I decide to try to catch him at the next set of lights to give him the eyeball. But before even that, we near an 'S' bend and what happens? Mr F1 loses control of his car, oversteers, tries to recover and ends up slamming into the curb then spins 3 times into the center of the road. His bumper disintegrates and his right front wheel flies off down the road(he's fine tho') and his undercarriage sends flaming sparks all over.
Luckily, I'm still 20 metres behind him and managed to stop in time. He gets out of the car(turns out to be a young college punk) and has the "fuck! my mom's going to kill me look!" on his face...I manage to squeeze on by, wind down my window and say, "See? You drive like a cheebai(cunt) and you'll get fucked."
The funny part though was his tire kept rolling down the road and finally fell over about 5 feet before the lights.
There is a God. And I promise to be good now.
I was driving on a two lane road and there's like a gas tanker on the left lane(we're right hand drive here) and this wanker stuck in behind the tanker. Of course I'm just about to go past the tanker when the wanker decides to suddenly cut straight into my lane. No signal, I'm a Schumacher wannabe, cut straight into my lane...there's like a 10 foot gap between me and the car ahead so i slam the brakes and just miss hitting his bumper.
Now this character then speeds off and continues to zig zag his way like playing Need For Speed on the PS2 is a real substitute for driving lessons. So he's 20 metres ahead, and I decide to try to catch him at the next set of lights to give him the eyeball. But before even that, we near an 'S' bend and what happens? Mr F1 loses control of his car, oversteers, tries to recover and ends up slamming into the curb then spins 3 times into the center of the road. His bumper disintegrates and his right front wheel flies off down the road(he's fine tho') and his undercarriage sends flaming sparks all over.
Luckily, I'm still 20 metres behind him and managed to stop in time. He gets out of the car(turns out to be a young college punk) and has the "fuck! my mom's going to kill me look!" on his face...I manage to squeeze on by, wind down my window and say, "See? You drive like a cheebai(cunt) and you'll get fucked."
The funny part though was his tire kept rolling down the road and finally fell over about 5 feet before the lights.
There is a God. And I promise to be good now.