Girls are like.......

[Kenzan]

I had to smile when I read this.
Very true!

http://phocks.org/stumble/girlsarelike.php

[kartoffelngeist]

Aww, bless...

When I read the thread title I thought it was going to be something ban-worthy...:p

[Bennosuke]

Every girl I know has that posted somewhere in their room ;O

ps how's the shinai doing? Did any of the staves survive?

[Kenzan]

Every girl I know has that posted somewhere in their room ;O

ps how's the shinai doing? Did any of the staves survive?

Nope, that thing is now in a zillion pieces.
As you know, it exploded like Hanabi when it hit you.

I bought two more this weekend.
I went with the larger size grip this time.
Muahahah!
:jaguar:

The bigger question is,
How's your Do?
I just realized that night that the situation could have turned out really badly..but luckily didn't. Thank goodness for Bogu! LOL
:D

BTW:
Eguchi (http://www.eguchi.net/) is having a sale on Shinai.
Also, Lisa said that they have a gift card available where you get $10 bonus for each $50.00 card. (or something like that, better check with her first.)

Anyhoo, it's apparently clearance time galore over there if anyone is interested.

[Anjin-san]

The apples at the bottom aren't so bad. All depends on how good you are at eating them.

[Masahiro]

well, i don't like apples. I like peaches. and on a peach tree, regardless the altitude of the fruit. They are all good. hahahahahah,

[Dervish]

well, i don't like apples. I like peaches. and on a peach tree, regardless the altitude of the fruit. They are all good. hahahahahah,

I like mangoes. but I don't know anything about 'em :(

[Ignatz]

I have two theories on how to deal with women.

Neither one of the works.

[xvikingx]

Cut down the tree. Problem solved.

[Masahiro]

Cut down the tree. Problem solved.

hmm, i guess that's what Georgie boy must have had in mind when he cut down that damn cherry tree eh?

(george washington!!)

[xvikingx]

Parson Weems' either invented that story, or embellished on hearsay. I was thinking more along the lines of "when you meet the buddha, kill the buddha"

BTW Masahiro when do you sleep mate?

[Rurouni Kenshin]

I climbed the friggin tree, I did get the nice apple, yet fell a long way down and took a hard fall........now me is all in booboo......

Man that came up with with this bull was either a 6 year old going mommy look i made pwetty tree with colored letters or a gay E-geek not having left his damn room for the last 14 years, and blind, deaf & dumb in addition......:(

[Bennosuke]

Nope, that thing is now in a zillion pieces.
As you know, it exploded like Hanabi when it hit you.

I bought two more this weekend.
I went with the larger size grip this time.
Muahahah!
:jaguar:

The bigger question is,
How's your Do?
I just realized that night that the situation could have turned out really badly..but luckily didn't. Thank goodness for Bogu! LOL
:D

BTW:
Eguchi (http://www.eguchi.net/) is having a sale on Shinai.
Also, Lisa said that they have a gift card available where you get $10 bonus for each $50.00 card. (or something like that, better check with her first.)

Anyhoo, it's apparently clearance time galore over there if anyone is interested.

Sounds too good to be true, I need to get some more shinai, before mine end up like yours. My do is fine, can't even find the scratch that was created from the whole mess. It was fun doing keiko with you though.

[GreenArrow]

Aww, bless...

When I read the thread title I thought it was going to be something ban-worthy...:p

Yeah, so did I when I read the forwarded posts....

I had to see the link to check....:wink:

[Dervish]

Cut down the tree. Problem solved.

Hah! That reminds of this; "An oracle stated that he who untied this Gordian knot would rule Asia. According to legend, Alexander The Great simply cut the knot with his sword."

[bullet08]

girls are like sweetest thing on this planet.. that is until you give wrong answer to one of their questions.. regardless of what that question is or if that question makes any sense. then they turn in to demon spawn and will knife you until you bleed.. but that's why god created flowers, and chocolates.. and every boys should keep ready supply of flowers and chocolates handy for such a event. but sadly, god made some engineering defect.. sometimes even flowers and chocolates won't help.

pete

[Hank]

I'll think of this next fall as I drive by apple trees with batches of old, wormy, rotting apples left at the top.

Oh, I just made myself laugh.

Hank.

[Nochi-no-tsuki]

I had to smile when I read this.
Very true!

http://phocks.org/stumble/girlsarelike.php

omg, tear, sniff, ok i'm all better now! ;)

[Kapplow]

girls are like sweetest thing on this planet.. that is until you give wrong answer to one of their questions.. regardless of what that question is or if that question makes any sense. then they turn in to demon spawn and will knife you until you bleed.. but that's why god created flowers, and chocolates.. and every boys should keep ready supply of flowers and chocolates handy for such a event. but sadly, god made some engineering defect.. sometimes even flowers and chocolates won't help.

pete


So true. I would ask my ex, "Is this a test?" Then she would proceed to beat me... Flowers, chocolates, and even jewelry had no effect on this demon spawn. The only way to appease her was to surrender my testicles which she would keep in a mason jar under her sink. Thanks to kendo I was able to infiltrate her lair and retrieve my goods unscathed.

[ne0r]

Nice thread....


I for one was somehow catapulted onto the tree and there even was a ladder leaning against it...
Oh, did I have luck.
^^

[cesarekim]

Tried to get to the top. Was too heavy and broke tree. Luckily wife fell off when I broke the branch....

NO, my wife DOES NOT read kendo-world. She still regrets the fact she told me to get off fat ass and exercise. She nearly fainted when she smelled my 17 year old bogu :D

[MAZ77]

Nope, that thing is now in a zillion pieces.
As you know, it exploded like Hanabi when it hit you.

I bought two more this weekend.
I went with the larger size grip this time.
Muahahah!
:jaguar:

The bigger question is,
How's your Do?
I just realized that night that the situation could have turned out really badly..but luckily didn't. Thank goodness for Bogu! LOL
:D

BTW:
Eguchi (http://www.eguchi.net/) is having a sale on Shinai.
Also, Lisa said that they have a gift card available where you get $10 bonus for each $50.00 card. (or something like that, better check with her first.)

Anyhoo, it's apparently clearance time galore over there if anyone is interested.

That was the funniest thing i had ever seen.

[Kenzan]

That was the funniest thing i had ever seen.
LOL!
Indeed, that wasn't the typical way a Shinai would seem to break, was it?
:D
It just goes to show that there's no limit to the heights of hilarity one cannot achieve when one has no clue what one is doing....
:D

[MAZ77]

LOL!
Indeed, that wasn't the typical way a Shinai would seem to break, was it?
:D
It just goes to show that there's no limit to the heights of hilarity one cannot achieve when one has no clue what one is doing....
:D

That is true. It was not very funny when you smashed my toe about 2 months ago which is still black though. You are banned from my line. Just kidding, just dont smash my toe.

[Kenzan]

That is true. It was not very funny when you smashed my toe about 2 months ago which is still black though. You are banned from my line. Just kidding, just dont smash my toe.

http://www.heidy.it/anni70/story/get_smart/immagini/getsmart2.jpg

You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Agent Smart.
:D

[ReKru]

NO, my wife DOES NOT read kendo-world. She still regrets the fact she told me to get off fat ass and exercise. She nearly fainted when she smelled my 17 year old bogu :D

We need a Men's Forum where those of us blessed with significant others that show no love for our art can have manly discussions about wearing skirts!!

I recently aquired (spending a lot of my 'spare' money that could have bought me loads of entertaining bling bling from a 1.5 bu japanese bogu to a new Dual Core computer with 24" LCD, a giant Plasma TV and a PS3 :( ) a 4 room flat, just to have a (tiny) room where I can store my kendo and computer related 'crap' so it can dry in peace (and in time) away from the snide comments of my family.

Chocolate and roses? You know where the fricking supermarket is, my love. :p

[Nochi-no-tsuki]

Chocolate and roses? You know where the fricking supermarket is, my love. :p

first off, that quote is awesome and hilarious. second, does that stuff actually still work? do guys still use them? i thought flowers and candy as apology had been retired to antiquity. keep in mind i am 23. :puzzled:

[Kitsune]

girls are like sweetest thing on this planet.. that is until you give wrong answer to one of their questions.. regardless of what that question is or if that question makes any sense. then they turn in to demon spawn and will knife you until you bleed.. but that's why god created flowers, and chocolates.. and every boys should keep ready supply of flowers and chocolates handy for such a event. but sadly, god made some engineering defect.. sometimes even flowers and chocolates won't help.

pete



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... It's not like that, you have 3 strikes and out before that happen.

[Kenzan]

i thought flowers and candy as apology had been retired to antiquity.

Until the end of time, these items will at the very least, open a door which will allow you to have a moment to expound a well-thought lie to explain yourself.

Note:
The size and quality of the flowers and candy are proportionate to the F-up.
Larger F-ups (And you WILL KNOW) require items from the precious gem family.
:D

[Masahiro]

what about diamonds? i thought that was still on the "for sure to get you out of the dog house" list as well, :ermm:

[Kenzan]

what about diamonds? i thought that was still on the "for sure to get you out of the dog house" list as well, :ermm:

Usually the subject concerning the purchase of Diamonds for a specific life-altering event is what leads up to the aforementioned Canine Domicile ensconce-ment.
:D

[ne0r]

Usually the subject concerning the purchase of Diamonds for a specific life-altering event is what leads up to the aforementioned Canine Domicile ensconce-ment.

This sounds sooo damn hillarious...

That I need to know what it means.
Could you please explain this to a German?

XD

[Kenzan]

Could you please explain this to a German?
XD

Certainly sir.
...Never get married.

Ever.
Ever!
EVAAAAAH!!!!

But it could also mean, that when pressured to take part in the most unnatural institution of marriage, the North-American human male will often respond like a caged animal, scratching, biting, and not returning phone calls.
It is important to note that while this behavior cannot be avoided, it is also seen in other localities throughout our......Wonderful Wild kingdom~!
"A Man's Pain" is Presented by our friends at Mutual of Omaha.
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Speaking of confusion,
When I lived in your most excellent country, I thought Ausfart was the most popular city in all of Germany; Because all of the signs on the autobahn pointed to it.
:D

[Inner_Silence]

well, i don't like apples. I like peaches. and on a peach tree, regardless the altitude of the fruit. They are all good. hahahahahah,

hmmm
as long as you dont like BANANAS its all ok....

[Alison2805]

Chocolates and flowers will always work.

If you are blessed enough to be going out with someone who isnt a psycho-hose-beast that is. You can tell if you see a thumbprint on your forehead.

[Cool Cat]

That's why I do kendo... So that my wife can't get her thumbprint on my forehead through my men. However, I can't keep my men on for ever. Unfortunately...................!

CC

[Anjin-san]

girls are like sweetest thing on this planet.. that is until you give wrong answer to one of their questions.. regardless of what that question is or if that question makes any sense. then they turn in to demon spawn and will knife you until you bleed.. but that's why god created flowers, and chocolates.. and every boys should keep ready supply of flowers and chocolates handy for such a event. but sadly, god made some engineering defect.. sometimes even flowers and chocolates won't help.

Overall, I think women are just testing to see if you're the one reacting to them or they're the ones reacting to you. If you hold your ground and show that you're the man, then suddenly they respect you more than if you were bending over backwards to appease them. If you're freaking out every time they freak out, then thats a lack of game on your part.

And flowers and chocolates do more harm than good. One you look like you're buying their forgiveness, and two they make your girl fat!

[bullet08]

what about diamonds? i thought that was still on the "for sure to get you out of the dog house" list as well, :ermm:

you need to becareful with kind of gift you give. if the situation is not.. major F-uip, and you show up with diamond, girl might think you are cheating on her.

pete

[ne0r]

@Kenzan:
Ok, so I got you right ;D

When I lived in your most excellent country, I thought Ausfart was the most popular city in all of Germany; Because all of the signs on the autobahn pointed to it.

XD


Wonderful thread.

[kartoffelngeist]

Speaking of confusion,
When I lived in your most excellent country, I thought Ausfart was the most popular city in all of Germany; Because all of the signs on the autobahn pointed to it.
:D

My girlfriend of the time thought every business in France was based in a city called CEDEX....

[Kenzan]

Chocolates and flowers will always work.

If you are blessed enough to be going out with someone who isnt a psycho-hose-beast that is. You can tell if you see a thumbprint on your forehead.

Psycho-hose-beast!
ROFL!
Brilliant! :laugh:

Ok, The word "Psycho-hose-beast" is now officially going into my mental mainframe filed under
"Wickedly Scathing insults".
LOL
:D

[Fonsz]

Overall, I think women are just testing to see if you're the one reacting to them or they're the ones reacting to you. If you hold your ground and show that you're the man, then suddenly they respect you more than if you were bending over backwards to appease them. If you're freaking out every time they freak out, then thats a lack of game on your part.

And flowers and chocolates do more harm than good. One you look like you're buying their forgiveness, and two they make your girl fat!
Now why did you have to tell this? We all knew about this but now the girls are reading this and they are concocting all sort of schemes to tackle this one. I would have expected more from a Casanova like you. Now the secret's out, what will happen next? That we have to pee while sitting on the toilet?:o

[cesarekim]

Certainly sir.
...Never get married.

Ever.
Ever!
EVAAAAAH!!!!

But it could also mean, that when pressured to take part in the most unnatural institution of marriage, the North-American human male will often respond like a caged animal, scratching, biting, and not returning phone calls.
It is important to note that while this behavior cannot be avoided, it is also seen in other localities throughout our......Wonderful Wild kingdom~!
"A Man's Pain" is Presented by our friends at Mutual of Omaha.

:D

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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Kenzan again.

Damn....

Ensconcement??? I thought you were a fellow computer/engineer-type geek?!? What's with the English Lit vocab? Still hilarious but what happened to honest engineers with linguistic challenges?!?!

[JByrd]

I have two theories on how to deal with women.

Neither one of the works.

Hmm... Perhaps it's the assumption that any single theory applies to half the human race.:wink:

The last time I heard somebody expounding on a general theory of women it went something like this:

Man: Women are like beer...
Woman: I wonder if beer also finds you disappointing.

[Kenzan]

Ensconcement??? I thought you were a fellow computer/engineer-type geek?!? What's with the English Lit vocab? Still hilarious but what happened to honest engineers with linguistic challenges?!?!

In real life, I speak like a dyslexic Rocky Balboa.
But on-line,
I'm British India Colony Lord Major General Cornelius J .Thistlewink IV!!!!

http://www.jssgallery.org/Other_Artists/William_Orpen/Major-General_Sir_David_Watson.jpg

THANKS, MENTOS!!!
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:D

[Spendius]

...Never get married.

Ever.


When a man steals your wife, there is no
better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry

(love the joke about CEDEX :) )