Yet another Backyard Ninjer

[Kenzan]

Will the madness ever end?!!!!

(Gods I hope not.)
:D

This guy is a bit of a Rico Suave (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2zsW7wmJXg) sort of lad.
Has his own theme music and everything.
Sheer poetry in motion.
(Brain damaged Chimpanze poetry that is.)
:D

[Pan-Chan]

Haha.

Isnt that the music from 'The Last Samurai'?

[tgsfg]

This reminds me of little kids at my work pretending to be Naruto characters.

[Anonymous]

...is it just me or is that guy wearing one of those hot topic naruto headbands?

[Alison2805]

hahaha! The facial expressions are priceless. Sort of a mix between constipation and Steven Segal.

[Newbie]

ROWL! OMG that was great :D

I wonder what all these twerps think the twirling achieves?

[Fonsz]

I'm hoping that someone can provide him with a razorsharp shinken. And then hopefully he will cut of his ears with all this twirling. Maybe we can hold a fund drive to accomplish this or does anyone care to lend his shinken to the "Last Samurai"?

[Nochi-no-tsuki]

Sort of a mix between constipation and Steven Segal.

ROFL!!!!!:D

[Kitsune]

His shoulders are bad, his expresions are priceless like Alison said, he does not hold the sword right, and he was really bored and really alone in his house.

[Kenzan]

hahaha! The facial expressions are priceless. Sort of a mix between constipation and Steven Segal.

There's a difference? (http://www.portlandmercury.com/blogtown/files/2006/05/seagal.GIF)

LOL
:D

[Fonsz]

There's a difference? (http://www.portlandmercury.com/blogtown/files/2006/05/seagal.GIF)

LOL
:D
I know that Mr. Seagall does Aikido but with this constipated look he would be top of the bill in Iaido!:D

[Mokujin77]

Oh deary, deary me. Surely, he must have watched that clip before he posted it on youtube so he must know how terrible it looks. I used to think that I had no sense of shame but I'm damn sure that if I ever perpetrated something that bad on camera, nobody (and I do mean NOBODY) would ever see it.

Still, makes me realise there are sadder people than me out there! :D

[Obukan_dude]

There's a difference? (http://www.portlandmercury.com/blogtown/files/2006/05/seagal.GIF)

LOL
:D

Arrgh!! You beat me to it!!:D

[Alison2805]

There's a difference? (http://www.portlandmercury.com/blogtown/files/2006/05/seagal.GIF)

LOL
:D


not much, but yes! Segal has a slightly redder, more sweaty expression with glazed eyes, indicating that he actually has diarrhoea and is trying very hard to keep his sphincter closed.

[pgsmith]

I'm hoping that someone can provide him with a razorsharp shinken.
It actually is a sharp sword. The write-up on it says it is a Paul Chen Orchid katana, which is sharpened. Surprised he hasn't lost fingers yet at the least.

It just amazes me that people continue to put crap like that out on YouTube! I just can't understand why you would want the world to look at you and think "What a moron!" It just floors me! :)

[Ignatz]

not much, but yes! Segal has a slightly redder, more sweaty expression with glazed eyes, indicating that he actually has diarrhoea and is trying very hard to keep his sphincter closed.
Whooo hoooo! Allison said Sphincter.:spchless:

We call it keeping your winky puckered.:laugh:

[Alison2805]

Segal puckers his winky like none other!

[Kenzan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_WiMtd1oy8&search=samurai"] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_WiMtd1oy8&search=samurai)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
:D

[Nanbanjin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_WiMtd1oy8&search=samurai"] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_WiMtd1oy8&search=samurai)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
:D
The second half of the video is where he stands in front of a mirror and jerks off.

[Fonsz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_WiMtd1oy8&search=samurai"] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_WiMtd1oy8&search=samurai)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
:D
Woohaah! Power Up Iaido/Iaijutsu/Kenjutsu. Don't mess with me!:surprise:

[Nanbanjin]

What I would really like to see is tai-ken-bo with live blades and leopard skin leotards.

[Fonsz]

What I would really like to see is tai-ken-bo with live blades and leopard skin leotards.
Preferably without the selfsatisfying activities if you don't mind.

[Alison2805]

Id prefer if he was wearing Borat's bright green budgie-smugglers.

(Do people other than Aussies use that term for speedos?)

[Kenzan]

EEWWW! (http://www.johnmurrayart.com.au/images/cards/thumbs/tmb-budgie-smugglers.jpg)
HAHAHHA!!! LOL
:D :D

[Kenzan]

This one's video (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Xe0JYrUfwLs)is not all that funny, but the comments are hysterical.

[Kenzan]

More ninjer-ly goodness! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=uTANBATi3iw)

[Alison2805]

More ninjer-ly goodness! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=uTANBATi3iw)

batton-twirling-combat-ballerinas!

[Alison2805]

EEWWW! (http://www.johnmurrayart.com.au/images/cards/thumbs/tmb-budgie-smugglers.jpg)
HAHAHHA!!! LOL
:D :D

This is the one I was thinking of!

http://www.borat.tv/ms_blog/cannes.jpg

[David]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq05B-cp6jQ&NR

Oh Jesus...

[Mr. T.]

This is the one I was thinking of!

http://www.borat.tv/ms_blog/cannes.jpg

AHHHHH my eyes, my eyes, how could you.... Damn that's nasty.



:D

[ManyRoses]

This one's video is not all that funny, but the comments are hysterical.

Ninja-To onoezz!!

HAHAHAHA

anyways,
It actually is a sharp sword. The write-up on it says it is a Paul Chen Orchid katana, which is sharpened. Surprised he hasn't lost fingers yet at the least.

HAHAHAHA

Wow, that's actually a fairly expensive blade.
I love to see idiots buy $900 Swords when they have no idea what they are doing. It's there money, lol.


It just amazes me that people continue to put crap like that out on YouTube! I just can't understand why you would want the world to look at you and think "What a moron!" It just floors me!

It's kinda like those imbiciles who go on national t.v. with shows like 'american idol' who know that they can't sing worth crap. it's great.