why,why,why!

[Shogun]

To start let me say I have NOTHING against females.....


Its seems to me that MOST females seem to enjoy driving me INSANE! I base this of an occurance in my recent past...(flashback to a few days ago)...Ok so im riding along in the passenger seat of a van with "a relative" in the driver seat and she has been riding me ALL DAY. Im not one to lose my composure so i just sit quietly and ignore her ....but a person can only take so much.I hit my breaking point and calmly ask her to stop the van so i can walk home,she does not comply.At this moment i have what is called "A moment of clarity" HOWEVER it was more of "A moment of insanity".So As we drive along because of her refusal to stop I give her one more warning to stop the damn van and she speeds up to piss me off.At this moment I calmly and quietly open the door and step out onto the highway.I then remember getting up of the pavment bloody and dusty and i walked to sub-way and ordered a meatball sub (my fav) the lady was so shocked she let me have it for free (i was bleeding all over the floors).

Anyways my question is....can a guy do something to attract naturaly insane females?because im a magnet......

[Nochi-no-tsuki]

"A moment of insanity"

good way to sum it up. this has no place in the Women's Forum, it would be more appropriate in Lounge or Flames.

[JSchmidt]

I'm kinda struggling to figure out what this has to do with women and kendo??

[Hisham]

:eek: Dude what you did was insane so it's only natural that you're a magnet to insane women, i would only risk doing that kind of stunt if my life was threatened.

[Shogun]

It wasnt exactly "fun".....they are right though maybe this tread she go somewhere else......I just posted it here because the question was more directed to females.

[Kenzan]

For whatever reason you were given the Mr.Toad's murderous ride for:
Remember this: It was your fault. Make no mistake: It will *always* be your fault.
The sooner you realize this fact of life, the sooner you will realize that women, are, in fact, not the insane creatures as you surmise, but rather they are our insidiously-pheramonal, evolutionary-hormonal, alien-esque-emotional, intellectually-superior and nefariously-clandestine Masters of the
Earth!!! (Insert lighting strike sound here)
You must now go unto to her, prostrate yourself and beg for the opportunity to apologize for your clumsy staining of the van with your unworthy blood, ~and for traumatizing her with your screams (which caused her to almost hit a cute fluffy squirrel as she swerved) -as you rolled down the street like a lump of selfish, inconsiderate Persian rug that you are.
Make many offerings, to her, and she may just let you live.

~But I have said too much....You place us all in danger with your lamentations!
Take the blue pill quickly, and resume your servile dronage lest we all suffer from your indiscretions!!






:D :D

[Nochi-no-tsuki]

...because the question was more directed to females.

so you are assuming that females who do kendo must understand why some random female is batsh*t crazy? you sir are an ass. :calm:

[Ignatz]

bunch of nonsense
You are getting very close to stuff that got you in trouble before. I suggest that you not get involved in any discussion on this thread or any women's thread.

Shoghun: You are a troubled person and should seek professional help quickly.

[Dervish]

as you rolled down the street like a lump of selfish, inconsiderate Persian rug that you are.

Hey, hey -- what do the Persians have to do with this? :silly:

[pgsmith]

Its seems to me that MOST females seem to enjoy driving me INSANE! I base this of an occurance in my recent past...(flashback to a few days ago)...Ok so im riding along in the passenger seat of a van with "a relative" in the driver seat and she has been riding me ALL DAY.
A couple of things to remember and keep close to you for the rest of your life since you are now classified as an adult ... (1) No one can do anything to you without your consent. Nothing at all. If something is happening, it is because you are allowing it. Sloughing the blame off on women, as Kenzan is doing in his attempt at humor, is simply trying to dodge the fact that you are consenting to it. (2) If you don't like something, change it. Just about everything in life is subject to change. Some things are easier to change than others, but almost everything can be changed if you so desire.

At this moment I calmly and quietly open the door and step out onto the highway.
That smacks of serious lack of control issues. I think you should get professional help to correct your lack of self control before you get angry and drive through a crowded shopping mall or something! I gotta agree with Nochi-no-tsuki on this one.

[Kenzan]

You are getting very close to stuff that got you in trouble before. I suggest that you not get involved in any discussion on this thread or any women's thread.


Hai.
:redface:

[kartoffelngeist]

Did I miss kenzan getting in trouble?

[Nochi-no-tsuki]

yes, i am curious as well...:ermm:

[Hai_hai]

Anyways my question is....can a guy do something to attract naturaly insane females?because im a magnet......
Let me start out by saying, you are so humble.
Secondly, insane people attract insane people. Now that you've jumped out of a moving van, you are even more attractive.

[ne0r]

My two cents:

I second what has been said before:
In whatever case it is always your fault. There are hardly any things in life which you can't, really can't influence, so you are to change the things that cause anger or pain.
I think you should always start looking for faults of yourself instead of faults of others.

^^

Just my opinion.

[Alison2805]

To start let me say I have NOTHING against blah.....

Anyone who has to say that at the beginning of a statement is looking for an argument.



Its seems to me that MOST females seem to enjoy driving me INSANE! I base this of an occurance in my recent past...(flashback to a few days ago)...Ok so im riding along in the passenger seat of a van with "a relative" in the driver seat and she has been riding me ALL DAY. Im not one to lose my composure so i just sit quietly and ignore her ....but a person can only take so much.I hit my breaking point and calmly ask her to stop the van so i can walk home,she does not comply.At this moment i have what is called "A moment of clarity" HOWEVER it was more of "A moment of insanity".So As we drive along because of her refusal to stop I give her one more warning to stop the damn van and she speeds up to piss me off.At this moment I calmly and quietly open the door and step out onto the highway.I then remember getting up of the pavment bloody and dusty and i walked to sub-way and ordered a meatball sub (my fav) the lady was so shocked she let me have it for free (i was bleeding all over the floors).

Anyways my question is....can a guy do something to attract naturaly insane females?because im a magnet......

You arent very good at handling your anger, are you? Its not women who are the problem here.

If this episode really DID happen you really need to get some help.
If youve just made this up for something to rant about, you really need to get some help.

[Inner_Silence]

i guess its is all said...

[MikeW]

I don't think it's the women that have driven you insane, you seem to have aquired that skill on your own. If I was that 'relative' and you jumped out of my moving van I'd be laughing every time I saw you.. maybe even text your phone asking if you wanted to be picked up in the van. LOL A suggestion.... don't take an airplane ride with a woman next to you, that first step is a doozy if you leap out of the door on a flight. lol

[Ignatz]

Did I miss kenzan getting in trouble?
Don't worry about it. In the words of Benjamin "Bugsy" Siegel. "Everyone could use a fresh start now and again.":cool:

[xvikingx]

You are either seeking attention or your are completely insane. Either way I am glad I don't to the same dojo as you.

[Spendius]

I don't think it's the women that have driven you insane
[...]
don't take an airplane ride with a woman next to you

I guess in this case she would fly him insane :)

[shred_lord]

I guess in this case she would fly him insane :)*Groan* :rolleyes:

:D

[Super Kodachi]

Shogun I think your title says it all.

Why an earth would you do something so ridiculous. And why would you want to tell anyone about it?

The only conclusion that I can come to is infact you never did/never will and are just looking for attention/comfort/sympathy from other men...

[bobdonny]

Shogun I think your title says it all...

:D :D :D :D :D

[Nochi-no-tsuki]

...and are just looking for attention/comfort/sympathy from other men...


.....I just posted it here because the question was more directed to females.

actually, it seems like he was seeking comfort from other females.

[Manuka]

As you are still alive after that stunt you do not qualify for a Darwin award.

Runner up perhaps ?

[lucy]

As you are still alive after that stunt you do not qualify for a Darwin award.

Runner up perhaps ?

Yep, definitely.

[Rurouni Kenshin]

I still try to figure out what the hell she must have done to make a person jump out of a moving van...........she had been driving you around all day so what happened............why not jump out earlier........

I just dont get it.........

[Super Kodachi]

actually, it seems like he was seeking comfort from other females.

Not really. How can you direct a question to women that quite clearly has nothing to do with women? He obviously wants agreement/proof that his ridiculous view of women is warranted and or justified by other men.

He isn't saying "ladies why are you all so crazy" he's asking "why do all the crazy ladies come to me" that of course is an impossible question to answer since A) the majority of us know nothing at all about him except his posts and B) this situation is quite clearly manufactured to provoke a reaction.

Its attention seeking from the male community, hidden under a veil. No one is going to offer you comfort if you insult them in the same breath.

[Hank]

...she had been driving you around all day so what happened...Heheh - he said she'd been riding him all day. This is an idiom meaning she'd been "on his case", "nagging", "driving him crazy", etc., not that she'd been driving him around all day.

Just clearing that up. On-topic - yeah, what an ass.

Hank.

[Rurouni Kenshin]

aha.....I didnt know that expression...thanx for clearing it up.........he used riding along the sentence before so I just assumed.......

Still.............I wonder what made him do it..........

[Hank]

I wonder what made him do it..........He didn't do it. Most of his posts are to the Women's Forum and are about women. He's just a horny teen looking to get some.

Hank.

[Super Kodachi]

He didn't do it. Most of his posts are to the Women's Forum and are about women. He's just a horny teen looking to get some.

Hank.

Dude you hit the nail square on the head there.

[Nochi-no-tsuki]

He didn't do it. Most of his posts are to the Women's Forum and are about women. He's just a horny teen looking to get some.

Hank.

wow. :eek: so does that classify "troll?"

[Shogun]

He didn't do it. Most of his posts are to the Women's Forum and are about women. He's just a horny teen looking to get some.

Hank.

Excuse me but this is not the place for personal insults.Act like an adult please :rolleyes: .I dont like the thought of this being put into the "flames" section because im not "flaming" anyone.ANYWAYS Im sure everyone here has been pushed to the edge before and i was just sharing on of my "ouch that was stupid" moments so if anyone wants to blow my words out of proportion and insult me by calling me a "horny teen" needs to just leave or keep their words to themselves.

Speak with respect,be spoken to with respect.

[Neil Gendzwill]

The women's forum is a place for people to discuss issues specific to women's kendo. It is not the place for you to get advice for the lovelorn.

[JSchmidt]

Speak with respect,be spoken to with respect.

Then look at your first couple of paragraphs...

[Super Kodachi]

I dont like the thought of this being put into the "flames" section because im not "flaming" anyone... insult me by calling me a "horny teen".

Firstly it is of course going to be put in the flames section because it has no right at all to be in the womens section which as Neil said is for Women and their experiences issues in Kendo.

You are writing a completely non sensical post that has no bearing on anything on this forum and quite frankly is a pathetic attempt to gain attention. Grow up.

Secondly you have no right to complain about people being offensive to you as your post is completely offensive and rude to women in the first place.


...needs to just leave or keep their words to themselves.

Why don't you try practising what you preach. Maybe you should have done this in the first place and not wasted our time with your ridiculous anecdotes.

[Shogun]

Well I think you are reading into my words to much,on top of that I didnt hear ONE single female say she was offended.I should not have to put up with such foolishness for asking a question.Stop trying to turn my words against me,thats just tells me you lack anything to say yourself.

[ahmed61086]

Well I think you are reading into my words to much,on top of that I didnt hear ONE single female say she was offended.I should not have to put up with such foolishness for asking a question.Stop trying to turn my words against me,thats just tells me you lack anything to say yourself.

First, you didnt put up a question, you put up a story and a question.

The story makes you sound like an Idiot, and the question just confirms it. When you ask a stupid question, you get stupid answers, or atleast, no answer at all.

You are calling other people fools, when you are the one who supposedly jumped out of a moving car, for no other reason than not being able to handle a non life-threatening situation, If I can believe the story is true, and whether it is true or false has no effect on the conclusion that you are trying to get attention by posting it up on a public forum, as everyone else has said so far.

[Nochi-no-tsuki]

Well I think you are reading into my words to much,on top of that I didnt hear ONE single female say she was offended.

Nochi is of the female variety:

so you are assuming that females who do kendo must understand why some random female is batsh*t crazy? you sir are an ass. :calm:
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I should not have to put up with such foolishness for asking a question

this is the internet man, you chose to write what you did, therefore you must accept that not everyone is going to agree with you and might give you crap about what you type. if you really wanted advice, you should've asked your friends or something.

[shred_lord]

Well I think you are reading into my words to much,on top of that I didnt hear ONE single female say she was offended.I should not have to put up with such foolishness for asking a question.Stop trying to turn my words against me,thats just tells me you lack anything to say yourself.Yawn :cheeky:


No, but most said (or implied) that you're an arse/insane/troll/etc...

[Hank]

...insult me by calling me a "horny teen".Heheh - I didn't think "horny teen" was an insult. Nor is it a compliment. It just is.

Hank.

[pgsmith]

He's just a horny teen looking to get some.
If by horny you mean stupid, then I'll agree with you. :)
Oops, was that an insult? Sorry for not acting like an adult! :D

[Paikea]

:eek: Dude what you did was insane so it's only natural that you're a magnet to insane women, i would only risk doing that kind of stunt if my life was threatened.The world is full of Darwin's favorite people.

[Alison2805]

You arent very good at handling your anger, are you? Its not women who are the problem here.

If this episode really DID happen you really need to get some help.
If youve just made this up for something to rant about, you really need to get some help.

Im a female and I although I wasnt really offended, I did think you were a dipshit. Does that count?

I find it hilarious that you take offense at someone calling you a "horny teen", but you havent taken offense at us calling you an attention-seeking liar.

Isnt that interesting :rolleyes:

[tgsfg]

I jumped out of a moving car once, but only because if I didn't I would've gotten more hurt. It was only going around 20 mph.

Jumping out on the highway because whatever the woman was saying isn't her problem. You're the one that's insane.

[Nanbanjin]

I knew a guy when I was a kid who fell out of his mother's car and scraped his face up pretty bad. Might have ruined his modelling career, but he's done OK as an actor.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0249291/

[Anjin-san]

I like batshit crazy girls. They make things interesting.

You could have at least lied some more and said she PUSHED you out of the van.

[Super Kodachi]

I like batshit crazy girls. They make things interesting.

You could have at least lied some more and said she PUSHED you out of the van.

Hahaha yeah baby!

[mingshi]

Maybe you would like to know:-

How to Jump Off from a Moving Train (http://www.worstcasescenarios.com/scenario.htm?scenarioid=14&cache=1166788092)

(Jumping off from trains are much cooler than from cars!!)

[Dervish]

I jumped out of a moving car once, but only because if I didn't I would've gotten more hurt. It was only going around 20 mph.

I once jumped into a slow-moving car. I had to push it because the tank had 1/2 diesel 1/2 vegetable oil. The engine started after I pushed it a little, then the driver yelled to me to get in. Good times!


I knew a guy when I was a kid who fell out of his mother's car and scraped his face up pretty bad. Might have ruined his modelling career, but he's done OK as an actor.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0249291/

Oh Em gee, you know Owen Lars!

[Nochi-no-tsuki]

How to Jump Off from a Moving Train (http://www.worstcasescenarios.com/scenario.htm?scenarioid=14&cache=1166788092)


More valuable life lessons from Kendo World Forums! :bandit:

[Nanbanjin]

Oh Em gee, you know Owen Lars!
I'm going for fifteen minutes of brushes with fame. I used to do karate with Joel when I was a kid and we used to drop him off home sometimes on Saturday mornings. He also used to date a girl who was in my class at primary school too.
A whole bunch of guys from Sydney Kendo Club were in the first Star Wars flick - as extras in the Arena battle between the robots and Jedi at the end (they were all jedi).

[Shogun]

Immaturity runs deep withing this forum.The MOST of people here that have tried to flame me are what I call "kendo otaku" so i dont really feel the need to respond to then seeing how im on a higher level......ffs people what ever happned to respect for the troops?

[satsumaruma]

Sorry for coming into this late.

For my tuppence-ha'penny worth I suspect that you may have been trying to elicit some support or at least sympathy for the 'fact'? that this woman had been goading you for a while and was piddling you off a bit.

I could say that opposites attract and that because she was being a bit nasty that would mean that you are not and therefore somewhat heroic to leap out of a moving vehicle.

BUT I AM NOT.

Opposites attract but what kind of numpty jumps out of a vehicle unless there life is in danger by staying in it. What were you thinking? You dead - yeah...that'll teach her.

What if you had landed on someone else and seriously hurt them or even killed them? What if it had been a child?

What if you had jumped out and another car had had to swerve and someone else had gotten hurt or killed.

I have to be honest and say that if this woman is as much of a nightmare as you are trying to portray her ( and we only have your word for that) then, from what you written, I think you deserve each other.

Respect for the troops? Respect has to be earned. Putting your life and potentially that of others stupidly in danger won't earn respect from many.

[pgsmith]

Immaturity runs deep withing this forum.The MOST of people here that have tried to flame me are what I call "kendo otaku" so i dont really feel the need to respond to then seeing how im on a higher level......ffs people what ever happned to respect for the troops?
That may all be true, but it makes you no less a dangerous wanker with serious issues that you need to address. Or, could it be that you consider this all "normal" on your higher level? :)

There comes a time in every young man's life when things come to a head, and said young man has to just ..... GROW UP! :D

Perhaps it's your time?

[Nochi-no-tsuki]

i can't believe someone gave me negative rep for calling the OP an ass, and didn't even tell me who they were.

[satsumaruma]

Yes, I am afraid there are some 'big bwave bunny wabbits' on these forums mate.

Personally I think the system should automatically show who has given you any rep, good or bad. This would mean that people would give more consideration to what they write (hopefully) especially if it is negative.

Lee

[shred_lord]

Yes, I am afraid there are some 'big bwave bunny wabbits' on these forums mate.

Personally I think the system should automatically show who has given you any rep, good or bad. This would mean that people would give more consideration to what they write (hopefully) especially if it is negative.

LeeYou'll never take my anonymity away from me... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....HA...ha.... damn!

[xvikingx]

Personally I think the system should automatically show who has given you any rep, good or bad. This would mean that people would give more consideration to what they write (hopefully) especially if it is negative.

I'm taking this thread and crashing it into a ditch!

I say get rid of the rep system all together. The only thing it does is change your square from green to orange, or give you an extra green one. It's a fucking popularity indicator.

[Paburo]

i think it all kinda makes sense now... jenny was the one driving and when shogun began reciting his monologue of how girls are crazy and insane, jenny tossed him a printed copy of that 'how to jump off a moving (insert your vehicle here)' and pushed him off hasta la vista baby hit the road jack.

shogun, grow up. girls are indeed evil :D ... but self mutilation and masochism is not the way to go mate.

on the other hand, i'm sure there are easier ways leading to free fast food at the sub-way which don't involve looking like a beaten junkie.

[Firebird]

To Shogun and for other guys who need some info on dating and stuff....or gals looking to read about all the interesting things men do.....
go to:
Askmen.com

[satsumaruma]

I say get rid of the rep system all together. The only thing it does is change your square from green to orange, or give you an extra green one. It's a fucking popularity indicator.

Yep, yep, yep

[Nochi-no-tsuki]

Personally I think the system should automatically show who has given you any rep, good or bad. This would mean that people would give more consideration to what they write (hopefully) especially if it is negative.

Lee

sweet, sweet justice.