ScottUK in Japan: Pant pissing & piss taking

[xvikingx]

Okay we killed the shiken blah blah blah thread in the iai section, so I'm creating this way too late.
Anyhoo, I typed this far so I going to go ahead with it. I predict 3 post (not including this), 10 tops.


To bring everyone up to date, Scotty will be taking a trip to Japan to bye panties from school girls. Kenshi, some other guy (forgot his name), and I want him to come drinking, and bring his bogu.
Kenshi can't handle his booze, Scott doesn't drink, I drink too much, and the other guy... I don't know. Speaking of which I'm going to get another beer.
What else?... Oh yeah, Scott and his teacher both wet their pants.

[ScottUK]

Unbelievable disrespect from a guy who posts nude pictures of himself (except for his little tare to cover the baby-sized bits up) on a forum that attracts 14-yr-old ninjer/sam-you-reye wannabes. Could he be a kiddie-fiddler? :D

I am tempted to bring my bogu after all... :eek:

[ZealUK]

Kiddie fiddler?

Is that one of these?

http://www.woodsideacademy.com/images/violin.jpg

Anyway I now drink only in moderation, so no chance of a spectaclar repeat of the last time I met up with Scott in a foreign country.

Kai asked me if I still had a hangover when I saw him in Kumamoto last week.

[ziggey]

haha, this reminds me of drunken mails in the middle of the night from that old vik:er. Hope you'll have a jolly good time and keep it real =)


What else?... Oh yeah, Scott and his teacher both wet their pants.

thats why they're buying new ones!

[ScottUK]

Anyway I now drink only in moderation, so no chance of a spectaclar repeat of the last time I met up with Scott in a foreign country.

Kai asked me if I still had a hangover when I saw him in Kumamoto last week.Ah, that was awesome. I could see how the night was gonna end about three hours earlier. Fond memories... but not so fond for Jari, if I remember correctly? :D

[xvikingx]

Ah, this thread is as popular as I suspected. I have learned though that people really like to participate in polls no matter how uniterested they are in the subject matter.
I also just noticed Scott has got a triple nipple. There is no justice.

[ScottUK]

Life sucks. If you're Leiv.

So, how does everyone feel? The 19th or the 20th April in Osaka? If it is the 20th, I'll have to quit the party early 'cos Emirates will leave without me...

[Kenshi]

Life sucks. If you're Leiv.

So, how does everyone feel? The 19th or the 20th April in Osaka? If it is the 20th, I'll have to quit the party early 'cos Emirates will leave without me...

I never have keiko on a thu so the 19th is cool by me, but i cant drink - work next day.

The 20th might work as well (dont care if you leave early!) cos Jakob will be in town... depending on what time he arrives/if hes jetlagged or not there may be some police keiko to be had (Jakob and I only)... so that nights drinking wouldnt commence till 9pm at best.

[Awooga Guy]

You lucky sod Scott, have fun out there :) And bring Awooga Guy back a copy of this month's Kendo Jidai and Kendo Nippon. And some quality pr0n.






That is all.

[Kenshi]

And some quality pr0n.

dont know about quality, but i can take scott to a place where its cheap!!! or - if you prefer - a vending machine that gives you dvds...

[ziggey]

And some quality pr0n.


From japan??? are you kidding me? japan produces to 99% of the worlds worst shit. Then again, I dont know what you mean with "quality pr0n", is there such at all? =)

[Kenshi]

From japan??? are you kidding me? japan produces to 99% of the worlds worst shit. Then again, I dont know what you mean with "quality pr0n", is there such at all? =)

dude, arent you in high school?!?!? you shouldnt even be aware of what we are talking about!!!! get back to the dojo right away!

oh, ziggey, you are invited too..... heh heh

[ScottUK]

Mother of god - I wouldn't go to Japan for porn. Sweden is only an hour away from here....

[JSchmidt]

I never have keiko on a thu so the 19th is cool by me, but i cant drink - work next day.

The 20th might work as well (dont care if you leave early!) cos Jakob will be in town... depending on what time he arrives/if hes jetlagged or not there may be some police keiko to be had (Jakob and I only)... so that nights drinking wouldnt commence till 9pm at best.

I arrive at 9PM on the 20th, so quite late I'm afraid. (Add the usual 2 hours to clear customs/immigration/train journey before I arrive in Osaka).

[ScottUK]

Give me a wave as you come in...!

So, 19th or 20th guys...?

[ziggey]

Mother of god - I wouldn't go to Japan for porn. Sweden is only an hour away from here....

nah, sweden doesnt produce that much.. the danes are definitly more into it, right Schmidt?

[Kenshi]

19th for me.

20th im in the dojo then sorting out Jakob.

[ScottUK]

OK - Viking, Nate, Ziggey, anyone else?

[ziggey]

march? cant come d00ds, will go on a traning-trip to Tokyo with the kendo-club for 4days. We'll train 20hrs a day and no rest at sensei's ol' uni. =I

[ScottUK]

April 19th & 20th.

[xvikingx]

April Zig.
Ziggy is a HS student who, although technically in Kansai, could spit across the border into Nagoya. But he should make a trip out here some day before he leaves.
Both days are shit for me, but I'll work something out. You decide and I'll meet you for a high-five (high-fives are still cool right?) and then I'll split.

Zig I'm watching some show on Sweden and they left a club to order some messed up hotdog wrapped in mashed potatos, called a Tronburrelrelell... I think. Now they are throwing battle axes at Abba albums.
I must go to Sweden.

For the record Jap porn is shit!

[ziggey]

Zig I'm watching some show on Sweden and they left a club to order some messed up hotdog wrapped in mashed potatos, called a Tronburrelrelell... I think. Now they are throwing battle axes at Abba albums.
I must go to Sweden.


Tronburrelrelell... ????!?!? there is no such shit, dude...
how come you watch a show on sweden in japan?? most people here mistake sweden for switzerland or goes like "ah yes! sueeden, land of free sex, ne?!"
WTF?^^ where did that come from...? do I really want to know?

[xvikingx]

Unless Stockhom is in Switzerland....
I don't think it's spelled "Tronburrelrelell" but that how it sounded!

Wait, did you say free sex?

[ziggey]

they keep saying it all the time!!1 and everyone apparently knows about it... except me! gotta be some inside joke... or outside that would be. outside swe.

[Yamabushi Nate]

OK - Viking, Nate, Ziggey, anyone else?

Hard to say at the moment, my schedule changes every April, and I don't have my new one just yet. Since the 20th is a Friday, I would say it's my safer bet, but it's also keiko night, so it would be between the end of work and the time I head to the dojo for me. The Thursday is harder to predict at the moment, but I'll update when I get my new schedule. Should be sometime in the next week or two. No worries, though, I'll do my best to work something out.

[NorthernKendoka]

Ziggey I think he's talking about "tunnbrödrulle", it fits the description pretty well. Which university are you going to visit?

As for our reputation of free sex that came from a couple of (with todays standards) innocent movies that were made in the sixties and seventies. Of course everything that had been said about sweden is true; it is a sex obessed, hedonistic swingers' paradise where people get drunk, get naked, have sex and commit suicide (never understood where the whole suicide thing came from). I'm not sure if Sweden has more free sex then anyone else these days but we are pretty relaxed when it comes to nudity.

[ScottUK]

(never understood where the whole suicide thing came from)Being Swedish? :D

[ziggey]

its kinda like "the swedish bikini team", which I had never heard of until lately when an american guy told me about it. He also told me about the first night he was in sweden and he and his friends went to a bar, which happend to have a bikini-contest that very evening. The american guy was like "YEAH! The Swedish Bikini Team! Everything was true!!!!"

[JSchmidt]

(never understood where the whole suicide thing came from).

Scandinavia has a pretty high suicide rate, compared to the rest of Europe.

[JSchmidt]

Oh and that poll should have been multiple choice...I think the top 3 are all highly likely!.

[Kenshi]

well..... we kansai guys can have a few beers anytime, we dont have to polarize around scott... its not as if hes someone like Paris Hilton or anything. Hes got a beard, hes English, and he occassional swings skinny bits of wood.

ziggy is welcome here anytime. i will give you a kendo, non-beer, and non-sex couple of days. Im sure this is about par with your normal day-to-day existence anyway (not mine tho!).

everybody that *actually* knows me - bar liev - says that im gonna vommit in the taxi. cheers guys!

[ScottUK]

I voted for Leiv blacking out... :D

I'm certain I won't start drinking again...

[ScottUK]

Hes got a beard, hes English, and he occassional swings skinny bits of wood.Ah, the joy of watching the old jaded guys get all cranky... :D

[ScottUK]

Triple post...

Thanks to Fonz, Knacker and the Punk for their undying faith:

http://www.kendo-world.com/forum/poll.php?do=showresults&pollid=274 :D

[Kenshi]

Ah, the joy of watching the old jaded guys get all cranky... :D

your older than me!!!!! right?!?!

[xvikingx]

Oh and that poll should have been multiple choice...I think the top 3 are all highly likely!.

As you can see in the title it was supposed to be, but it didn't turn out that way. I checked the "multiple choice" box in the options section...
Number two is almost a monthly affair. I didn't check Georges because I thought it was a given. I'm aiming for the positive.

[xvikingx]

Ziggey I think he's talking about "tunnbrödrulle"

Yeah that was it! I understand that's the name of the bread they wrap it in? Anyway it looked damn good. A far dry from that rank shit my Norweigan Grandmother made for me when I was a kid.

[ScottUK]

your older than me!!!!! right?!?!I had you down (from your Uncle Kenshi behaviour) as mid-40's? :)

[ziggey]

Yeah that was it! I understand that's the name of the bread they wrap it in? Anyway it looked damn good. A far dry from that rank shit my Norweigan Grandmother made for me when I was a kid.

hehe yeah, norwegians feed on powder snow, pine barrells and godknowswhat. As for the danes, they just smoke and drink beer =)

[Paikea]

<shiver>Ludefisk...</shiver>

[xvikingx]

<shiver>Ludefisk...</shiver>

Exactly.
Zig, Norwegians feed on dead Swedes!

[Kenzan]

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[Kenshi]

I had you down (from your Uncle Kenshi behaviour) as mid-40's? :)

and i had you down for (for your bullying behaviour) as 9.

Glad thats sorted!

[ScottUK]

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George,

Nice comeback... :)

[Fred27]

You guys are such: http://static.flickr.com/176/391131994_cd51f534ab.jpg

:D:D:D

[SmellsLikeBogu]

I think its all going to happen. I think the actual question is, what happens first?

[ScottUK]

"Anglo-Scoto-Yanko relations will reach an all time... above average."

Then it will be all downhill from there - threats of shiai, sake challenges & finally fisticuffs, Queensbusy-stylee.

[xvikingx]

I find it amusing no one has noticed that I am supposed to "wake up in the styx" and not the "the sticks".

[ScottUK]

We all noticed. Maybe you like waking up with dodgy 70's rock bands (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Styx_(band))...?

[Awooga Guy]

I find it amusing no one has noticed that I am supposed to "wake up in the styx" and not the "the sticks".

That's why Awooga Guy voted for it ;)





That is all.

[xvikingx]

And that's why you rule.

[ScottUK]

No, he rocks (http://content.boredmuch.com/picture/16145.jpg).

[xvikingx]

That was most excellent.

[Awooga Guy]

That was older than the interweb. :)






That is all.