Heh...For Mingshi

[KhawMengLee]

Originally posted on E-Budo:


Yoda's top 12 bedtime lines:


"Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!"
"Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must."
"Feel the force!"
"Foreplay, cuddling - a Jedi craves not these things."
"Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!"
"Do me or do me not - there is no try."
"Early must I rise. Leave now you must!"
"You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank Oz's hand up my....."
"Happens to every guy sometimes this does."
"When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?"
"Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"
"Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"

[Kendoka]

Originally posted on E-Budo:


Yoda's top 12 bedtime lines:


"Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!"
"Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must."
"Feel the force!"
"Foreplay, cuddling - a Jedi craves not these things."
"Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!"
"Do me or do me not - there is no try."
"Early must I rise. Leave now you must!"
"You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank Oz's hand up my....."
"Happens to every guy sometimes this does."
"When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?"
"Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"
"Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"


!!

Richard

PS My obione .wav attachmet is not allowed sorry!

[lucian]

What no ambiguous reference to 'the force flows through you…' I will not even touch the bit about the slimy mud hole being his home
Its not a yoda line but still very ambiguous and I get a laugh out of it “I know it smells bad but it will keep you warm” –hansolo with a name like that what can be expected
Ok I think I may have crossed the line so will shut up before I get banned

[Chopstix]

Originally posted on E-Budo:


Yoda's top 12 bedtime lines:


"Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!"
"Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must."
"Feel the force!"
"Foreplay, cuddling - a Jedi craves not these things."
"Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!"
"Do me or do me not - there is no try."
"Early must I rise. Leave now you must!"
"You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank Oz's hand up my....."
"Happens to every guy sometimes this does."
"When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?"
"Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"
"Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"
Bahahahaha! :D :D :D

[gUnDaL]

i imagine star wars fans would be saying those things in bed