Ashida Kim: Let the Doubters Be Silenced [Archive]

tango

19th May 2007, 06:38 AM

oh, i'm learning more about him.. how interesting...

http://ashidakim.com/10k.html

So, if you write in popping off at the mouth, looking for a lesson, you've have come to the right place. I don't take tests, because I have nothing to prove. I give tests, because I am a Teacher, and have State certification to prove it! So, if you want a piece of my ass, come on up and get you a bite, 'cause I got plenty. Don't bite off more than you can chew, however. 'Cause you ain't seen bad yet, but, it's coming. You put up the money and I shall be most happy to embarrass you in front of all your friends. 'Nuff said."

I remain,
Ashida Kim

tango

19th May 2007, 06:38 AM

dangit...

"you must spread some rep around first.."

tango

19th May 2007, 06:41 AM

JB: How does one learn to be a Ninja?

AK: One cannot learn to be a Ninja, one must be born a Ninja and then discover that he or she is on that Path. In olden times, babies as young as three months would be taken from their mothers and tested by the clan elders. Sometimes they were tossed into a pool or river to see if they would come to the surface, an indication they possessed the necessary survival instinct. Of course, none were permitted to drown, but a parent was forbidden to rescue his child too soon, as this was an indication of his own lack of confidence in the infant. True Ninjitsu is not for everyone, only a few are chosen to learn the Silent Way.

JB: Why is that?

AK: Because the true Ninja has virtually unlimited power and can affect the course of history.

What's this guy done for the world lately?

tango

19th May 2007, 06:42 AM

this is really good stuff... so cool to read all this with 20 minutes left to kill at work...

THANK YOU MY FRIEND CHARLIE!

tango

19th May 2007, 06:45 AM

tango

19th May 2007, 06:49 AM

http://ashidakim.com/Italia2006.html

Kenzan

19th May 2007, 07:02 AM

Is it me, or in that second Video, he looks like a refugee from Counter-Strike?
LOL
:D

KhawMengLee

19th May 2007, 07:23 AM

Watching all those students and his little speil in video 2 kinda makes me think of the Scientology whackos...or maybe Jim Jones.

Gessho

19th May 2007, 08:27 AM

"...while soldiers or policemen usually like a hard style like Shotokan or Taekwondo, which can be taught to large groups in a short period of time. Members of the international intelligence and espionage agencies seem to be attracted to the more esoteric arts like Ninjitsu..."

I wonder just how many "international espionage agencies" has he worked with? Since this is probably all a figment of his imagination, I would guess a lot...! :nervous:

j.noh

19th May 2007, 09:16 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashida_Kim

The wiki article about him...apparently his name is Radford W. Davis.

Anime12478

19th May 2007, 09:39 AM

The technique for the first video seems like an awful lot to kill someone...

yoda-waza

19th May 2007, 10:21 AM

Is it me, or in that second Video, he looks like a refugee from Counter-Strike? LOL
:D
The soundtrack was reminiscent of a Super Mario Brothers video game so it must be authentic ninjary.

Decado

19th May 2007, 05:46 PM

WTF?!??

the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand, which catapulted the global states into World War I. That the Japanese Ninja were instrumental in the planning and execution of this event is a matter of historical record.

!???

Now I know what he means by ninjers affecting the course of history..

I've just read this and nearly sprayed my laptop with coffee as I tried hard not to laugh.

I've seen other posts denigrating this guy but this is the first time I've really seen anything about him. However, I will say that from what I've seen of his videos the weather does like nice on his planet! :D

Japanese ninjas planning the assassination in Sarajevo! LMAO!

Decado

19th May 2007, 05:49 PM

The technique for the first video seems like an awful lot to kill someone...

Anyone else remember Carl Douglas doing "Kung Fu Fighting" and doing the moves. Kim's demo at the interview reminded me of that for some reason.

All together now:

Everybody was kung fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lighting
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing.

ScottUK

19th May 2007, 06:09 PM

What's this guy done for the world lately?Erotic ninjer stories (http://www.ashidakim.com/dojopress/pics/cvr-AAAK.gif)?

Err, this is not bullshit guys. You can buy this.

He is also a member (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/bilky/new.jpg) of Jackass, you know.

(with the emphasis on 'member'...)

ghostdancer

19th May 2007, 07:10 PM

B: How does one learn to be a Ninja?

AK: One cannot learn to be a Ninja, one must be born a Ninja and then discover that he or she is on that Path. In olden times, babies as young as three months would be taken from their mothers and tested by the clan elders. Sometimes they were tossed into a pool or river to see if they would come to the surface, an indication they possessed the necessary survival instinct. Of course, none were permitted to drown, but a parent was forbidden to rescue his child too soon, as this was an indication of his own lack of confidence in the infant. True Ninjitsu is not for everyone, only a few are chosen to learn the Silent Way.

JB: Why is that?

AK: Because the true Ninja has virtually unlimited power and can affect the course of history.

this sounds like a training ad for a JEDI

JCM

19th May 2007, 08:59 PM

mmh

You'll think the 'silent ones' would never appear on the telly to show their secret techniques to the world.

Incidentally, does anyone know how to do the 'touch of death'?, a ninja just dropped from the ceiling and is making funny noises, I think he's cracked his head on the kitchen worktop...

Dave_petrucci

19th May 2007, 09:17 PM

Am I the only person that finds it very ironic that you can find a Ninjutsu school if you want? Shouldn't (by the very nature of the whole Ninja thing) they be almost impossible to find?

JCM

19th May 2007, 09:22 PM

Incidentally, does anyone know how to do the 'touch of death'?, a ninja just dropped from the ceiling and is making funny noises, I think he's cracked his head on the kitchen worktop...

I am afraid the situation is getting more urgent, he's come back around and tells me he will be totally flipping after he self heals...

Mr. T.

19th May 2007, 09:22 PM

Ahhhh man, not him again.:( A-Kim (he could be a rapper, like vanilla Ice :D, he sucks to) is the best known ninja fraud of the world. I'm still supriced that there are folks worship this idiot. How can you not see he's a fake.

Done ranting, no wait. Some more: The vids on youtube had some funny (or nasty, which is the same thing in this case :laugh: ) remarks, but the truth (or nasty remarks, which is the same thing in this case ;) ) was deleted and now all those remarks of how great this fool is are still on youtube.

Mr. T.

19th May 2007, 09:55 PM

Oh, how about this BS. A-Kim goes kickboxing :D (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Lkx3UWo-k68&mode=related&search=). What a load of crap. The kickboxer is a fake, he suck or was bought. Because even I can do better than that and sparring at my gym is harder that what is shown on the vid (and it's suposed to be a fight!), and I suck (I mean, I really suck, I'm horrible). A bunch of impossible moves, horrible/impossible take downs, kicks you see comming for miles. For crying out loud, only an idiot (A-Kim) fights with his hand down. The kicks that floor the kickboxer (yeah, right) around 2:00/2:04 easy to block/deflect because you can see then comming, even for someone who is sparring for the first time. It's a freaking set up (geezz what a suprise), it's so obvious. And come on a KO like that? It's as fake as a high quality Van Damme movie. A kickboxer losing his balans like that and take down with a flying kick? WTF was he thinking: Was he fantasizing he was Bruce Lee movie?

And again, the sceptic comments (and the truth) where removed and the comments made by the idiots that worship this moron are still on there, because A-Kim is a legend in his own mind and in the minds of a small group of losers with no social life expect the A-kim ninja board

Done ranting (for now).

Bokushingu

19th May 2007, 10:19 PM

lol I didnt know ninjas wore white t-shirts. that was pretty entertaining, definately a 40 year old virgin.

misterkurukuru

20th May 2007, 02:09 AM

does he remind you Napoleon dynamite's brother?

love the bad porn mustache
love the adult size Halloween costume
love the disclaimer that he didn't practice in the basement of his parents house

but...
no shell
no like pizza
no giant rat or master shredder
no aliens from dimension X
no ninja star
No ninja vanish
no virginity vanish

too many no fo me yo

Fred27

20th May 2007, 02:56 AM

Guys! Have you posted this on E-budo yet?

samurai80

20th May 2007, 03:09 AM

There's a whole section of bullshido.com dedicated to this guy. Its classic, not to mention videos where he tells the haters off, and describes his hand in the "Black Belt Council".

ZtefaNNN[K]

20th May 2007, 03:17 AM

haha the enunciate against those who oppose him us teh re@l Sh!t !!!

samurai80

20th May 2007, 05:18 AM

Sorry, I meant bullshido.net.

Pugtm

20th May 2007, 05:30 AM

2 words: Retardation incarnate

kim

20th May 2007, 02:44 PM

I've just had a horrible thought....What if Ashida kim, with his dark forces of ninjitsu. Teamed with the sword skills of Phil Elmore. Would they come to Kendo world looking for us... Woahhhhh No more mezcal for me!:ko:

ZtefaNNN[K]

20th May 2007, 04:49 PM

they already have guards of their skillz looking for everyones disrespecting them everywhere adn all the time so don´t try to play the smart-ass on them, they´ll always find out anyway and ZLY2 JOO D4WN W1Z Z33R SK1LLZ.

KhawMengLee

20th May 2007, 07:13 PM

Erotic ninjer stories (http://www.ashidakim.com/dojopress/pics/cvr-AAAK.gif)?

The Amorous Adventures of Ashida Kim

The Amorous Adventures of Ashida Kim is the chronicle of his fifth trip to a local women's lavatory in the service of Seat Sniffer International as a sexually deprived operative. His "cover story" at that time was being a "tranny in a brothel." These are the tales of the ladies he met and 'helped' during that turbulent period, that provide a glimpse into how the "real" world works, behind the scenes, inside the secret meetings, and how real ultimate warriors behave, regardless of the venue of their employment.

As a first person narrative, it also provides a certain degree of insight into the mind of martial master pervert and panty afficianado - Ashida Kim. Rumor had it at one time that this property would be the screenplay for a soon to be released instructional video on recognizing sexual deviants. Those plans did not materialize because 100% of all seat sniffing incidents dropped after Kim was arrested. The script, however, is still available.

Oh, my Lordy...

ZtefaNNN[K]

21st May 2007, 04:25 AM

Oh, my Lordy...

My Perv-o-Meter just exploded.

Kaoru

21st May 2007, 09:21 AM

oh, i'm learning more about him.. how interesting...

http://ashidakim.com/10k.html

ROTFL!! hahahaha, Wow... What on earth was all that?? And to think people actually swallow that. :ko:

I read about him on e-budo ages ago, but never came across this amazing bit of fluff before. That was so darned funny!! I sometimes wonder if he ever has had a non-delusional moment in his life. :eek: Pretty sad, really. He can't notice how ridiculous he comes off as.

Kaoru

Pugtm

21st May 2007, 11:23 AM

speaking of fluff did you hear about that British guy who claims he was made a samurai by Emperor AKIHITO and claims that he is sent on missions for him. Funny stuff a lot of them claim.

Mr. T.

21st May 2007, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by tango
oh, i'm learning more about him.. how interesting...

http://ashidakim.com/10k.html

The $10,000 challange. The folks at bullshido where able to get the $10,000 and challanged Davis. Then the cowardly super ninja backed out, with really sad excuses. :D

ScottUK

21st May 2007, 04:31 PM

speaking of fluff did you hear about that British guy who claims he was made a samurai by Emperor AKIHITO and claims that he is sent on missions for him. Funny stuff a lot of them claim.
Go Google "Karl Beattie"...

SmellsLikeBogu

21st May 2007, 05:06 PM

Oh, my Lordy...

Some of the best smut in a while though :p

ScottUK

21st May 2007, 05:08 PM

Your new sig is messed up.

Charlie

21st May 2007, 10:23 PM

Guys! Have you posted this on E-budo yet?

Not yet! And it really needs to be up there because e-budo has been breaking this guys balls for years.

Tango, you didn't have any Ashida Kim books when you were a kid, alternately obsessed with the Sho Kosugi ninha movies, Rambo, GI Joe, etc? Man, I did!

bullet08

21st May 2007, 10:42 PM

how can anyone fall for a ninja with last name kim? i stuck to s. hayes. at least he said his master was japanese.. i miss 80's..

pete

kim

21st May 2007, 11:22 PM

how can anyone fall for a ninja with last name kim? i stuck to s. hayes. at least he said his master was japanese.. i miss 80's..

pete

Whats wrong with the name kim?????:tired:

ScottUK

21st May 2007, 11:31 PM

Are you a ninja?

shred_lord

21st May 2007, 11:37 PM

Oh, my Lordy... It's Spelt Lordi, and they are more credible.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdbDNL5oqCs)

Nige

21st May 2007, 11:39 PM

It's Spelt Lordi, and they are more credible.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdbDNL5oqCs)

Awesome! might be hard to believe that some of this years contestants looked worse than that :eek:

shred_lord

21st May 2007, 11:45 PM

Man, you just can't fault any band proclaiming to harbingers of the AROCKALYPSE.

Nige

21st May 2007, 11:49 PM

Man, you just can't fault any band proclaiming to harbingers of the AROCKALYPSE.

Iknow! I can't wait 'til the day of ROCKENING either :)

Decado

21st May 2007, 11:58 PM

It's Spelt Lordi, and they are more credible.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdbDNL5oqCs)

The lead singer looks like a normal version of Rob Zombie.

Decado

22nd May 2007, 12:00 AM

Awesome! might be hard to believe that some of this years contestants looked worse than that :eek:

The winner was dead butch though - she was female I gather!

Look forward to Eastern Europeans winning the next few years as they all vote for each other.

Decado

22nd May 2007, 12:01 AM

Iknow! I can't wait 'til the day of ROCKENING either :)

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Nige again."

This is so not fair! I keep getting this whoever I try and give rep to!

ScottUK

22nd May 2007, 12:02 AM

We were training in Finland last year and there was Lordi stuff everywhere.

They even have their own Lordi Cola (http://www.meloncorp.com/arch/0138/las6g.jpg).

kim

22nd May 2007, 12:14 AM

Are you a ninja?

I could tell you but my black outfit is in the washing machine and i,m still practicing the death grip as printed on page no:- 10 Ashida kim's "How to be a ninja". Now where's my kusari kama. Ah yes its in the kids toy box.:redface:

Nige

22nd May 2007, 12:20 AM

We were training in Finland last year and there was Lordi stuff everywhere.

They even have their own Lordi Cola (http://www.meloncorp.com/arch/0138/las6g.jpg).

:cool2: awesome!

The winner was dead butch though - she was female I gather!

Look forward to Eastern Europeans winning the next few years as they all vote for each other.

I don't really care who wins though, I just think it's hilarious !

SmellsLikeBogu

22nd May 2007, 12:27 AM

:cool2: awesome!

I don't really care who wins though, I just think it's hilarious !

well if you look at this years contestants, and compare them to the pre-lordi era. You can safely assume Lordi has made a eurosong revolution. More guitar music, people not shunning the more "popular" music instead of the old cheesy ballads that used to be the bigger part of eurosong.

love it. Although in my book, this year, ukraine should have won. She wouldve been: "Suck my balls Dana international! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsNoX9QHvzM)"

kim

22nd May 2007, 12:30 AM

We were training in Finland last year and there was Lordi stuff everywhere.

They even have their own Lordi Cola (http://www.meloncorp.com/arch/0138/las6g.jpg).
LOL Hard Pop Hallelujah :D

shred_lord

22nd May 2007, 12:42 AM

LOL Hard Pop Hallelujah :DSimply Amazing + rep for you.

tango

22nd May 2007, 03:31 AM

Not yet! And it really needs to be up there because e-budo has been breaking this guys balls for years.

Tango, you didn't have any Ashida Kim books when you were a kid, alternately obsessed with the Sho Kosugi ninha movies, Rambo, GI Joe, etc? Man, I did!

No,, I had Stephen Hayes' book... hahaha

Charlie

22nd May 2007, 03:34 AM

Ignatz

22nd May 2007, 03:44 AM

Do you like gladiator movies Charlie?:cyclops:

Kenzan

22nd May 2007, 03:52 AM

Do you like gladiator movies Charlie?:cyclops:

Captain Oveur (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/quotes): You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?
:D

Sparv

22nd May 2007, 03:57 AM

It's Spelt Lordi, and they are more credible.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdbDNL5oqCs)

Put it there (http://www.kendo-world.com/forum/showthread.php?t=14331) and cry. Eurovision is always awesome.

KhawMengLee

22nd May 2007, 04:46 AM

It's Spelt Lordi, and they are more credible.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdbDNL5oqCs)

Methinks GWAR (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEXVhp7rkLA) is going to sue somebody...

Mr. T.

22nd May 2007, 04:50 AM

If we are going to f-up the Ashida Kim thread:
Some real hardcore ninjas (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxigNvJxGn4&mode=related&search=) :D (and this is part 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0-yaOH5Onk&mode=related&search=)):laugh:

Bokushingu

23rd May 2007, 12:57 AM

My buddy had a RAMBO KNIFE. Used to take it camping in Boy Scouts. Dude, it had A COMPASS IN IT! With fishing line inside (in case you had to catch a fish - or sew yourself up!). You know what I'm talking about.

I loved those knives, wanted one for Christmas...however, my mother didn't take my request serious.
My list.
1) Bionic man action figure
2) Pinball Machine
3) electronic Handheld football
4) Rambo knife

lol ahh 10 year old christmas list. she still jokes with me about that list.

Decado

23rd May 2007, 12:59 AM

I loved those knives, wanted one for Christmas...however, my mother didn't take my request serious.
My list.
1) Bionic man action figure
2) Pinball Machine
3) electronic Handheld football
4) Rambo knife

lol ahh 10 year old christmas list. she still jokes with me about that list.

What's an electronic handheld football? And did you get any of the pressies?

Bokushingu

23rd May 2007, 01:05 AM

oops forgot to add game.

Electronic handeld football game! they were pretty popular i believe i had all of the handheld sports game: football, baseball soccer & basketball. Basicaly they were little red blips
http://www.handheldmuseum.com/Mattel/AestheticsSkateboards.htm

what's pressies?

Decado

23rd May 2007, 01:12 AM

Drew

23rd May 2007, 02:09 AM

Ooops - wrong thread.

I'll get my coat!

Decado

23rd May 2007, 03:31 AM

Ooops - wrong thread.

I'll get my coat!

Hard day at work eh?

KhawMengLee

23rd May 2007, 05:20 PM

Ooo...I've been banned from commenting on those Shida Kim videos...looks like he's trying to only have positive feedback on his vids...unfortunately for him, all his vids have a 1/5 rating.

Bokushingu

23rd May 2007, 11:01 PM

Ooo...I've been banned from commenting on those Shida Kim videos...looks like he's trying to only have positive feedback on his vids...unfortunately for him, all his vids have a 1/5 rating.

Lmao Khaw, becare4 of his ninja mindcontrol. he is perfecting it to be used over the internet.

theicychameleon

24th May 2007, 05:59 AM

"The folks at bullshido where able to get the $10,000 and challanged Davis."

Its not like yuou win 10k if you beat him, that italia thing was incredible. I can just see him wandering up to some statue and spilling the beans to it. I wonder how long it took the Italians to realise their mistake in inviting him... assuming they exist.

Kyung

24th May 2007, 06:13 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashida_Kim

The wiki article about him...apparently his name is Radford W. Davis.

o thank god. I thought it was another one of psycho koreans running about.
whew!

KhawMengLee

24th May 2007, 06:16 PM

o thank god. I thought it was another one of psycho koreans running about.
whew!

I think you're about to serve as a human guinea pig as to whether enough time has elapsed to actually make that issue funny jokable. Sorta like the kid they send through the minefield 50 years later to see if the explosives have all turned to paste:P