Top ten post-shiai quotes:

[Nanbanjin]

1. "I think I really need some more shiai practice"

2. "I've been thinking I wouldn't mind trying jodan"

3. "I really want to practice more gyaku-do"

4. "Don't worry babe, we were just talking about kendo"

5. "Some of those little kids are really awesome"

6. "What's the rule if somebody drops their shinai"

7. "I thought that men/kote/do was in"

8. "I didn't think that men/kote/do was in"

9. "I always get so tense at competitions"

10. "Better luck next year"

[Alison2805]

11. "You only beat me because Im sick today."

[krys]

12. "Next year i will beat her/him"

[ahmed61086]

13. "I only lost because I didn't take my pre-shiai dookie" :confused2

[Rob W.]

14. "Good luck on your next match (because if you win the division I'll have an excuse for losing)."

15. "I'll make up for it in the team battle."

[Ignatz]

16. Where are we going for beer?

[kendokamax]

17. "Matthew Raymond is STILL fighting?"

[Martino]

18) That first cut was miles off the <Target Area>, but the second one was sweet as (or Vice verser)

19) Thanks for all the BLING!!!

20) Well were off to <Pub Name>.

21) Sorry about your elbow, you weer meant to lift your arms

22) Did you see <person A> break there shina on <person B>

23) Your going to have to put that match on youtube and post the link to Kendo World

[samurai boy]

is anyone there?

[Ignatz]

24. What do you mean I smell bad? I just won the tournament!

[Inner_Silence]

25.- please, stop hitting my shinai with your head!!

[mugen no junin]

26.- i lost because of the floor...so slippery

[ahmed61086]

21) Sorry about your elbow, you weer meant to lift your arms


Haha, seriously, I dont know why, but thats a good one. Hahaaha.

[Paburo]

27. wtf happened out there... no i mean, WTF??

28. you won't be so lucky next time...

29. it wasn't pleasant killing my dojo mates through the finals

30. aww man, the main shimpan was blowing his nose when i scored that marvelous ippon...

31. you're so on my blacklist for beating me

32. 0WN3D!

33. sorry i didn't mean to renzoku waza your head through the shiaijo...

[kartoffelngeist]

34. Did I win?

[JCM]

35) Who is on next?.....oh s**t, where is my men????

36) He couldn't do jodan and I can't do tsuki, I gave him a choice between chudan or a nice bruise neclace.

[ziggey]

37) Wow!that Went Fast!

edit: just realized there is an anti-ALL CAPS filter... ;'(

[mugen no junin]

38) you wear your do too high/low
39) sorry, i never meant to do a tsuki, was a kote-men
40) the shinpan didn't understand i blocked his shinai with my men

[yama2]

41) Who's your daddy, huh?
42) Suck it up, biatch.....

[SmellsLikeBogu]

43) Yes! I didnt get a single hansoku this time! lets celebrate!

[Inner_Silence]

44.- you are gonna pay in godo geyko
45.- i cant remember, i am red or white???

[WaWaKenshi]

46) I had something in my eye (sigh)sniff-sniff

[ratdeau]

47) You looked strange... Yes, I had a fly in my men and it landed on my nose.

[ReKru]

48) We reeeally need age, weight and gender brackets in kendo. Must be damn boring for those little girls to kill me over and over and over.... :D

[kuzu70]

49. That point clearly was not valid. It was too light/I blocked the point/That kote hit my tsuba/That kote hit my elbow/That men hit my mengane/That men was too deep/He did not even hit my men, I blocked it/My men was faster. etc, etc.
50. Man! The shimpan suck!! I lost because the shimpans were so bad!!

[Black Knight]

60. Yeah, I lost 2-1, but I got ippon and that's all that counts!!!