What happens when you party on a saturday with Han [Archive]

Kendoka_Han

17-01-2008, 05:47 PM

Me and my crew at the start of the night...........

http://a699.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/22/l_e347432dc143ece30355e871293beae2.jpg

About half way through the night......

http://a676.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/1/l_9dd17e96214fe0e6033236c8d2f3cf03.jpg

Later that night.......

http://a397.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/38/l_745bbfd291c1ec798dbb430bc119224c.jpg

Near the end....

http://a39.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/43/l_922e7ad47377db916c99a85de0c75b4e.jpg

http://a972.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/7/l_b504a017df49831d4230a55e8b702d2b.jpg

Cutie_honey

17-01-2008, 06:37 PM

I don't know if Jesus would approve!

Kagerou

17-01-2008, 06:44 PM

I don't know if Jesus would approve!

Han had a fun night. Leave it at that. His choices are his own to make and judge right or wrong.

bobdonny

17-01-2008, 06:58 PM

the baby jesus is crying...did you see that girls ankles!! ;)

Fred27

17-01-2008, 07:14 PM

JoDuncan

17-01-2008, 07:15 PM

You look like (a darker version (skin & hair) of) my nephew, strange.

For future purposes, post only the babes.
:D :lol:

Paburo

17-01-2008, 07:34 PM

you say night but in the first pic is broad daylight?? :D :D

Spendius

17-01-2008, 10:44 PM

you say night but in the first pic is broad daylight?? :D :D

Everything is reversed in southern hemisphere...

sid

17-01-2008, 11:31 PM

THE MYSTERY STILL REMAINS

:alien:What happens when you party on a saturday with Han :alien:

:laugh::laugh:

JCM

17-01-2008, 11:40 PM

THE MYSTERY STILL REMAINS

:alien:What happens when you party on a saturday with Han :alien:

:laugh::laugh:

Is a rhetorical question.

Like, say you went camping, passed out drunk and woke up the following day with a sore arse and grazed knees, would you tell anyone?

absenteekendoka

18-01-2008, 12:11 AM

....pleeeeease dont ask me to go camping with you man. :)

We be partyin Han style :)

always_learning

18-01-2008, 12:32 AM

I can see the night was just oozing proper christian puritanical virtues. I always use the same position for a good old fundamentalist ménage à trois on the billard table in the pub!

absenteekendoka

18-01-2008, 12:43 AM

JCM

18-01-2008, 12:49 AM

....pleeeeease dont ask me to go camping with you man. :)

We be partyin Han style :)

Ah!, I see, you've gone 'camping' before....

:D

absenteekendoka

18-01-2008, 01:02 AM

Ah!, I see, you've gone 'camping' before....

:D

I was in college and I needed the money..... :) Damn you internet!! LOL!!

Kendoka_Han

18-01-2008, 01:48 AM

I don't know if Jesus would approve!

LOL I would agree with you!

However I can also honestly say I was drunk, and I did somewhat sin.

The fact that I righteously conducted the night with the best manners possible, hence I wasn't even dressed up as a "Playgirl" - "Playmate" character.

:)

Kendoka_Han

18-01-2008, 01:58 AM

THE MYSTERY STILL REMAINS

:alien:What happens when you party on a saturday with Han :alien:

:laugh::laugh:

Yes indeed :laugh:

More of a rhetorical or metaphorical story of my Saturday experience.

JCM

18-01-2008, 02:03 AM

Yes indeed :laugh:

More of a rhetorical or metaphorical story of my Saturday experience.

You went camping and passed out, didn't you?

Big One

18-01-2008, 02:10 AM

LOL I would agree with you!

However I can also honestly say I was drunk, and I did somewhat sin.

The fact that I righteously conducted the night with the best manners possible, hence I wasn't even dressed up as a "Playgirl" - "Playmate" character.

:)

That was how my friend dropping out of College after a series of DNA testing, court order, and Child Support procedure.

verissimus

18-01-2008, 02:31 AM

That was how my friend dropping out of College after a series of DNA testing, court order, and Child Support procedure.

By "my friend" you mean "I", don't you :D

Kendoka_Han

18-01-2008, 02:56 AM

You went camping and passed out, didn't you?

Nope, I took you through a VERY brief picture slide of what happened with me. Its kinda like you being in place of me in those pics, and of what happens on a saturday night as mentioned. ;) :)

kartoffelngeist

18-01-2008, 03:26 AM

Took me a while to get the point of this thread.

I'm guessing someone got his nat king and wanted to share that with us all..:P

absenteekendoka

18-01-2008, 03:32 AM

....it wasnt an "immaculate conception"...more like an "imperfect contraceptive" ;)

MikeW

18-01-2008, 05:04 AM

No one is sober enough to take pictures at the parties I go to.. ;)

absenteekendoka

18-01-2008, 05:52 AM

No one is sober enough to take pictures at the parties I go to.. ;)

Or wears pants for that matter. :)

I think we can convince Han to come to the dark side. :)

Kendoka_Han

18-01-2008, 06:13 AM

Or wears pants for that matter. :)

I think we can convince Han to come to the dark side. :)

LOL

Maybe this champ during the party has been seduced long ago

http://a484.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/111/l_18e4c743283dad40f31d2f9695b0a453.jpg

http://a215.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/60/l_7c2fe61a4bf303f489013c17cf3f8986.jpg

http://a59.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/100/l_45f56304ab396a268443cefc5f19c10a.jpg

.....but not me, never me ;)

Oh and the aussie women are from all areas of the world ;)

http://a71.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/25/l_e09d058cc9cf7fdc1044ca67064b8ede.jpg

Anime12478

18-01-2008, 06:30 AM

.....hey even Jesus turned water into wine........sure he got his drink on a little from time to time. :)

Ok...here goes.....

Jeeeeebus...saveeee me Jebussssss!!!!!!!!

( I have water buckets standing by for my imminenet flaming ) :)
All this hubub kinda reminds me of this (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3709585964778497568&q=Family+Guy+communion&total=8&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0) clip

ScottUK

18-01-2008, 09:15 AM

JoDuncan

18-01-2008, 07:00 PM

http://a71.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/25/l_e09d058cc9cf7fdc1044ca67064b8ede.jpg

I think I was at that trannie convention too....

ScottUK

18-01-2008, 07:11 PM

I thought that too. Extreme left and right are guys, yeah?

JCM

18-01-2008, 07:15 PM

I thought that too. Extreme left and right are guys, yeah?

You know how it is, in for a penny, in for a pounding....

Kendoka_Han

18-01-2008, 10:47 PM

I thought that too. Extreme left and right are guys, yeah?

lol thats harsh. :laugh:

ScottUK

18-01-2008, 11:11 PM

lol that's genetics... ;)

absenteekendoka

19-01-2008, 12:01 AM

I think I was at that trannie convention too....

"Yoooouve got to squeeeeeeze every penny!! You see these beautiful women ..they used to be men..." :)

absenteekendoka

19-01-2008, 12:04 AM

Meh. A night out ain't a a good 'un without Elvis. Or 30 of 'em (http://www.flickr.com/photos/scottuk/sets/72157603622298429/). This one (http://www.flickr.com/photos/scottuk/2161966581/in/set-72157603622298429/) was me...

ScottUK............you need to make the trek to Ontario for the Collingwood Elvis Festival......its one of the largest in the world.....seriously..its like 40 minutes from here....annnnnd you could do Kendo at the dojo with us while you visit....annnnnnnd theres Guinness on tap at most pubs here :) Its like a tri fecta!!

Plus...I still think we can lure Han to the dark side using the mystical power of liquor and Elvis!

ScottUK

19-01-2008, 12:07 AM

I hate Elvis...

Why do you think I took the piss and went as 'Hamburger Elvis'...? ;)

Kendoka_Han

19-01-2008, 12:52 AM

I hate Elvis...

Why do you think I took the piss and went as 'Hamburger Elvis'...? ;)

ahahahha :laugh:

JoDuncan

19-01-2008, 01:19 AM

I hate Elvis...

Why do you think I took the piss and went as 'Hamburger Elvis'...? ;)

Because it was the only constume that fit?

ScottUK

19-01-2008, 01:23 AM

Hehe all (ok, most) of that was padding... :D

absenteekendoka

19-01-2008, 01:37 AM

Hehe all (ok, most) of that was padding... :D

Even the cod piece?

:)

I was thinking we could get a bunch of us together and go as "hamburger elvis" ...."sweaty heart attack elvis" and "dead on the toilet elvis" ....maybe even "raised from the dead brain eatin zombie elvis!" ( thats my fav! )

:)

absenteekendoka

19-01-2008, 01:39 AM

...we could film the aftermath of around 40000 angry elvis nuts chasing us down the streets of collingwood..........kindo of a croos between "28 days later" "dawn of the dead" and a Beatles movie. :)

absenteekendoka

19-01-2008, 01:40 AM

Han .....bring the Corona

JoDuncan

19-01-2008, 01:58 AM

Hehe all (ok, most) of that was padding... :D

:D

Interior padding perhaps? In the forms of pies and cake? :D ;)

I'm a fine one to speak weighing around 19 stone...

Kendoka_Han

19-01-2008, 04:15 AM

...we could film the aftermath of around 40000 angry elvis nuts chasing us down the streets of collingwood..........kindo of a croos between "28 days later" "dawn of the dead" and a Beatles movie. :)

Or we can do some spectacular kirikaeshi / aerobactics you see with mc-dojo twirling, in these fat suits towards the 4000, against maybe, just 30 of us?.

Just think about it, what a laugh! :laugh:

'Fat' people kicking ass!

Kendoka_Han

19-01-2008, 04:16 AM

Han .....bring the Corona

I prefer Hahn premium light with the solo softy ;)

'Hahn Solo' drink ;)

absenteekendoka

19-01-2008, 05:11 AM

Or we can do some spectacular kirikaeshi / aerobactics you see with mc-dojo twirling, in these fat suits towards the 4000, against maybe, just 30 of us?.

Just think about it, what a laugh! :laugh:

'Fat' people kicking ass!

Its like our own version of "300".........we could call it "300 pound kendokas.....each..." They could tape us preparing for battle by eating a dozen BigMacs, hopping into our oversize satin jump suits and doing hai suburi with POOL noodles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im sure we could get the crowd riled just by yelling "elvis is dead you arseholes!" an awful lot....that and dry humping the judges.......

Should really set the tone for the 'battle scene' ..LOL.

I'll set a few things straight
- yes its quiet at the office today....roads are awful, some highways were closed.
- I really do hate Elvis.
- He really is dead you schmucks :)

LarsCW

20-01-2008, 01:59 PM

So Han lost his virginity and he had to make a thread out of it huh.

How nice of you to share it with us Han.

Big One

20-01-2008, 02:52 PM

So Han lost his virginity and he had to make a thread out of it huh.

How nice of you to share it with us Han.

Of course it is important and need to share with others. It is the first important step to Fatherhood.

Kendoka_Han

20-01-2008, 09:36 PM

Of course it is important and need to share with others. It is the first important step to Fatherhood.

:laugh:

I am still a virgin.....

absenteekendoka

21-01-2008, 02:08 AM

:laugh:

I am still a virgin.....

Come on buddy...your secrets are safe with me :)

Come to the dark side young kendoka.......LOL

kartoffelngeist

21-01-2008, 02:34 AM

:laugh:

I am still a virgin.....

It's just a question of thechnicalities, eh? ;)

ScottUK

21-01-2008, 02:55 AM

:laugh:

I am still a virgin.....As both giver AND receiver? ;)

Dervish

21-01-2008, 02:58 AM

:laugh:

I am still a virgin.....

Like this? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQXix8k7_ow) :p

Luke

21-01-2008, 04:19 AM

han, i'm sure god will let it slide if you got some nookie. if we all got laid once in a while there would be lot less problems in the world. besides you be half crazy not get some from the two cute girls in the pictures.

ghostdancer

21-01-2008, 05:40 AM

Han ol buddy!......... that may have been the truth, but that was a really really dumb thing to say in this forum !
cos this thread will run and run

Mr. T.

21-01-2008, 06:45 AM

Like this? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQXix8k7_ow) :p

hahaha or maybe like this (http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=lHrDPD5bFQA) :laugh:

Sorry Han, couldn't help myself (and I'm not gonna help you with this if you know what I mean :eek: ). Damn, I'm an ass but he....:D

Kendoka_Han

21-01-2008, 02:21 PM

As both giver AND receiver? ;)

;)

You can choose, depending on the atmosphere of my facial expressions.

And for the rest of the forumers in regards to that you tube American Idol link....:laugh::laugh::laugh:

I have definitely kissed a girl, but in regards as to no sex...well, lets just say i am "Too nice".

always_learning

21-01-2008, 04:07 PM

Remember under Christian doctrine, the celestial dictator will find you guilty of thought crime! Thinking about it is a sin! I cannot imagine a young male not guilty of thought crime several times per day (or should I say hour, or maybe minute)

ScottUK

21-01-2008, 05:15 PM

I have definitely kissed a girl, but in regards as to no sex...well, lets just say i am "Too nice".Originally Posted in Kendoka_Han's Profile:
Kendo-Kenjutsu-Iaido-Hot-womenDude, are you schizo?

Fallen

21-01-2008, 06:27 PM

Ahh if only I were a little younger again I'd... nevermind some things are better left unsaid :) although it brings back some of the good and more disturbing memories...

If anyone has seen clerks 2 the term panties troll springs to mind... sorry Han just couldn't resist :)

ScottUK

21-01-2008, 06:46 PM

If anyone has seen clerks 2 the term panties troll springs to mind... As long as it isn't "Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud"... ;)

JoDuncan

21-01-2008, 08:07 PM

Ewwwwwwwww

-FYI Clerks 2 sucked..... but not as much as the sexy stud.

ahmed61086

21-01-2008, 08:44 PM

I think the true question is,

What happens to "Kendoka" Han when he parties on saturday night?

Answered in 2 words,

Blue Balls.

ScottUK

21-01-2008, 08:50 PM

...and that ain't from the hakama...

always_learning

21-01-2008, 09:46 PM

...and that ain't from the hakama...

Is that a shinai in your hakama or are you just happy to see me ? :eek:

Kendoka_Han

22-01-2008, 12:01 AM

Is that a shinai in your hakama or are you just happy to see me ? :eek:

LOL?

And if it regards the aiming at my balls........then it would take a mighty lengthy hax of a "WTFBBQ?" situation to get em ;)

ScottUK

22-01-2008, 12:07 AM

then it would take a mighty lengthy hax of a "WTFBBQ?" situation to get em ;)Why? Haven't they dropped yet? Is that why you haven't played hide the sausage yet? ;)

Kendoka_Han

22-01-2008, 12:38 AM

Why? Haven't they dropped yet? Is that why you haven't played hide the sausage yet? ;)

Well of course, otherwise I would have got all of you together, balls and the sausage in hand (like literally IN the hand, where i can move it to places...), and we would play..... :laugh:

ScottUK

22-01-2008, 12:49 AM

I see you are quite specific. No wonder the ladies haven't been treated yet... :D

JoDuncan

22-01-2008, 12:54 AM

.... balls and the sausage in hand (like literally IN the hand, where i can move it to places...)...

How so?

Placed neatly on an open palm as if presenting them to the Queen?

Holding softly softly as to not damage, like how one would transport an injured eagle chick?

Grasped firmly as to not lose grip of the slippery feckers risking a spot of the blue / purple gnad?

Does the sausage go on top of the balls or to the side or even underneath?

Kendoka_Han

22-01-2008, 01:00 AM

I see you are quite specific. No wonder the ladies haven't been treated yet... :D

I did say, I am "Too nice" ;)

Kendoka_Han

22-01-2008, 01:00 AM

How so?

Placed neatly on an open palm as if presenting them to the Queen?

Holding softly softly as to not damage, like how one would transport an injured eagle chick?

Grasped firmly as to not lose grip of the slippery feckers risking a spot of the blue / purple gnad?

Does the sausage go on top of the balls or to the side or even underneath?

Anywhere in any given radian degree.........and its not so yet... ;)

ScottUK

22-01-2008, 01:02 AM

Aha I see. You're only the Big V with the ladies. That's fine.

Hang on, isn't that a sin in the eyes of your god?

Kendoka_Han

22-01-2008, 01:11 AM

Aha I see. You're only the Big V with the ladies. That's fine.

Hang on, isn't that a sin in the eyes of your god?

Just gifted ;)

Big One

22-01-2008, 01:52 AM

How so?

Placed neatly on an open palm as if presenting them to the Queen?

Holding softly softly as to not damage, like how one would transport an injured eagle chick?

Grasped firmly as to not lose grip of the slippery feckers risking a spot of the blue / purple gnad?

Does the sausage go on top of the balls or to the side or even underneath?

All of these can be sciencetifically view under Microscope.

JoDuncan

22-01-2008, 03:36 AM

sciencetifically

i like that.
:D

verissimus

22-01-2008, 04:32 PM

Hey KH, is this you?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9Jw-i-dUMwM

PlutoInLove

22-01-2008, 04:53 PM

In all of this, what *I* want to know is....

Who's that skelly motherfucker in the eyepatch?! Now THAT GUY looks like he knows how to have a good time.