Usernames are like tattoos... [Archive]

dwez

24-01-2008, 01:43 AM

You will need laser surgery to get it removed, I now have my own stalker (http://www.kendo-world.com/forum/member.php?u=14013).

ghostdancer

24-01-2008, 01:51 AM

You will need laser surgery to get it removed, I now have my own stalker (http://www.kendo-world.com/forum/member.php?u=14013).

feck thats creepy, well creepy

IKnowDwez

24-01-2008, 01:54 AM

i dont have a problem with it :smiley:

JoDuncan

24-01-2008, 03:45 AM

Well i think it's cute, go get a room you two and sex out your differences

ccheck5

24-01-2008, 03:47 AM

^sweetest thing i have ever heard.jk

absenteekendoka

24-01-2008, 04:23 AM

You will need laser surgery to get it removed, I now have my own stalker (http://www.kendo-world.com/forum/member.php?u=14013).

Its only creepy if they camp in front of your house....and if you come home and you smell rabbit boiling...well, lets just say run. :)

ps. ...if anyone asks you to "get into the box!" ....say no. Trust me....

dwez

24-01-2008, 10:01 PM

The big question is do I know IKnowDwez? I thought it was my best mate masquerading for $hits and giggles but clearly you are strong in the ways of the sword so I'm flumoxed.

IKnowDwez

24-01-2008, 10:27 PM

Have you checked the mirror?

ScottUK

24-01-2008, 11:33 PM

Hehe this is interesting...

Inner_Silence

24-01-2008, 11:53 PM

I think that he is a clon

JCM

25-01-2008, 12:01 AM

The worst part of being a stalker is how selfish people can be, they never go the places you want to go to....

Fonsz

25-01-2008, 12:58 AM

I think that he is a clon
Clone or clown? Or cloned clown? Or something else...:confused::ko:

JoDuncan

25-01-2008, 01:08 AM

Taking bets, taking bets!!

2:1 On : "Iamdwez" is actually Dwez and he writes the posts whilst looking at his keyboard in his cracked mirror....

IKnowDwez

25-01-2008, 01:08 AM

You choose a wild, strange username and then get accused of being a stalker and now i am a cloned clown.:confused2

Why me???? Why me???????

Big One

25-01-2008, 01:14 AM

And Iknwowhatdwezdidlastsummer will register tomorrow

rottunpunk

25-01-2008, 02:00 AM

hehe :D
:p

Sparv

25-01-2008, 02:02 AM

And Iknwowhatdwezdidlastsummer will register tomorrow

Closely followed by ImtheonlyonebutIdontgiveafucktowhatdodwez.

Then Dwez will got shot in front of his home by Imyourultimatefandwez.

ne0r

25-01-2008, 02:58 AM

In fact I am dwez.

IKnowDwez

25-01-2008, 03:00 AM

No, I am Dwez

JCM

25-01-2008, 03:02 AM

Man, I am finding this thread hilarious

Keegs

25-01-2008, 03:03 AM

I'm Dwez and so is my wife.

(Couldn't resist)

ne0r

25-01-2008, 03:04 AM

Dwez me if you can?

futabachan

25-01-2008, 03:42 AM

I'm Dwez and so is my wife.

I'm not. But I am Spartacus.

Manuka

25-01-2008, 03:48 AM

But ! does IKnowDwez, know dwez in the biblical sense ?

And is the fact that IKnowDwez uses a capital D for Dwez when dwez uses only lowecase significant? Are Dwez and dwez the same people?

dwez

25-01-2008, 03:54 AM

But ! does IKnowDwez, know dwez in the biblical sense ?

And is the fact that IKnowDwez uses a capital D for Dwez when dwez uses only lowecase significant? Are Dwez and dwez the same people?

I seriously doubt it, the missus knows nothing about iaido or kendo and she's the only one I preach to...

The capitalisation is something I wondered about but no we are not one and the same person, there are far more fun ways to generate threads, like zombies in the snow. I would not stoop so low as to invent my own stalker. It's not crazy Phil is it?

IKnowDwez

25-01-2008, 03:58 AM

no we are not one and the same person

Is this a sign????

absenteekendoka

25-01-2008, 04:21 AM

And Iknwowhatdwezdidlastsummer will register tomorrow

The rights are being bid on by Fox pictures already. :) It'll star Michael Pare as Dwez and Michael Dudikoff as his ninja stalker. I smellllll Oscar. :)

absenteekendoka

25-01-2008, 04:22 AM

Is this a sign????

HOLY CRAP!!!!! Its the stalker..........moooove to the exits slowly Dwez...lol

ZtefaNNN[K]

25-01-2008, 05:06 AM

duuuuuuuuuuuuuude...

Badger

25-01-2008, 05:22 AM

maybe he/she will go away if we all give Iknowdwez bad rep!

Sparv

25-01-2008, 07:26 AM

maybe he/she will go away if we all give Iknowdwez bad rep!

he hasn't done anything wrong!

Badger

25-01-2008, 07:38 AM

he hasn't done anything wrong!
Um...
Yeah...

Sparv

25-01-2008, 08:01 AM

Um...
Yeah...

You loved to kill ants and to pull the hair of the little girls when you were a brat didn't you?

Give yourself a smack for me, please.:dead:

absenteekendoka

25-01-2008, 08:06 AM

I'm not. But I am Spartacus.

I am Spartacus!!!! And Dwez!!!! Also twice a year I'm Captain Equinox!! :)
.....sometimes I'm the Man of LaMancha..........or a toaster....I like toast....mmmm toast.....I hear Dwez tastes like butter......

CH0ZEN

25-01-2008, 11:17 AM

Wow, that's awsome!

Big One

25-01-2008, 12:10 PM

Let me prove to you that I know Dwez knows dwez. When I know Dwez denied to know dwez and dwez said he doesn't know I know Dwez and both I know Dwez and dwez denied to know neither I know Dwez and dwez. However, dwez is the only one know I know dwez right away but I know Dwez wanted cool name with dwez.

Man, I stress out.

Will prove later.

samurai80

25-01-2008, 12:57 PM

Is IknowDwez a girl or a guy?

JoDuncan

25-01-2008, 06:28 PM

I'm going for the fact that iknowdewz is actually an androgeneous corporeal realisation of all our hopes and fears, experiencing itself and existance both subjectively and vicariously through these posts on the KWF. These posts are its information, food and life source, once this thread hits 500 it gains enough power to contact the Overlords...

Oh no.... I have just fed the beast.

IKnowDwez

25-01-2008, 06:38 PM

Oh no.... I have just fed the beast.

100 Posts and then I can have a custom avatar - happy days............

JCM

25-01-2008, 06:45 PM

.....I hear Dwez tastes like butter......

Must...not....be.....rude

Anyway, I reckon I have a clue to the stalkers identity, the capitalization might indicate this person works writing software (i.e: total geek).

Then again dwez might really be going nuts

ccheck5

25-01-2008, 07:04 PM

is dwez a guy orb girl? i like butter. and i will make iknowdwez disparear for the right price

IKnowDwez

25-01-2008, 07:18 PM

is dwez a guy orb girl?

who is dwez? IKnowDwez with a capital D.

What is a guy orb girl?

absenteekendoka

25-01-2008, 09:25 PM

100 Posts and then I can have a custom avatar - happy days............

.....greeeeat. Will you pick it from the "Shrine" to Dwez in your hall closet? :)

absenteekendoka

25-01-2008, 09:26 PM

IKnowDwez

25-01-2008, 09:35 PM

.....greeeeat. Will you pick it from the "Shrine" to Dwez in your hall closet? :)

Probably but I am open to donations of dwez memorabillia; signed photos, singed photos, beanies, signed beanies, toast, signed toast, buttered toast, signed zombies...... the list is almost endless

dwez

25-01-2008, 09:37 PM

This is messing up my google ratings now. The threads already in the top 11 when you search for dwez. You're watching me now aren't you...

IKnowDwez

25-01-2008, 09:40 PM

let me check..........................yes probably:)

IKnowDwez

25-01-2008, 09:54 PM

This is messing up my google ratings now. The threads already in the top 11 when you search for dwez.

Top 3 - I just checked - The world of Dwez is many varied.

JoDuncan

25-01-2008, 10:08 PM

....you've been reading Lovecraft again haven't you? .......I think know what Cloverfield is....its actually...the beast of arrrghhhhhh..... :)

Cthulu.... say not his name for he draws ever nearer....

Been ageeees since i last read Lovecraft. :D

ccheck5

26-01-2008, 01:10 AM

um dwez is the guy who's skin you want to wear. appearantly the stalker isn't too smart. its not easy typing on a phone

I_am_Cthulhu

26-01-2008, 01:27 AM

Cthulu.... say not his name for he draws ever nearer....

Been ageeees since i last read Lovecraft. :DGreetings Bitches. Did someone call my mobile phone?

JCM

26-01-2008, 01:35 AM

My gosh, this is like watching Dallas

JoDuncan

26-01-2008, 01:37 AM

I once woke up my whole house when i were a wee toot of 4 or 5 years old when i started singing the Dallas theme in my sleep.
:D

Just one of my many talents: sing sleeping. Freaks out Mrs JoDuncan no end when i burst into some Fear Factory at 4 am sound a sleep.
:p
j/k

absenteekendoka

26-01-2008, 02:12 AM

Probably but I am open to donations of dwez memorabillia; signed photos, singed photos, beanies, signed beanies, toast, signed toast, buttered toast, signed zombies...... the list is almost endless

I have some hair and toenail clippings..............dont ask..... :)

absenteekendoka

26-01-2008, 02:15 AM

Greetings Bitches. Did someone call my mobile phone?

....about this whole end of time thing......mmmm...its not working with my schedule...can you have your antichrist call my antichrist and we'll reschedule? :)

IKnowDwez

26-01-2008, 02:17 AM

I have some hair and toenail clippings..............dont ask..... :)

I cant decide what to aim for a Museum of Dwez or an Adventure Theme Park like Disneyland but different.

But great work ....every little helps ......

absenteekendoka

26-01-2008, 02:19 AM

I cant decide what to aim for a Museum of Dwez or an Adventure Theme Park like Disneyland but different.

But great work ....every little helps ......

everyone running around wearing dwez masks.....kinda creepy........

It puts the lotion in the BASKET!! :)

IKnowDwez

26-01-2008, 02:24 AM

everyone running around wearing dwez masks.....kinda creepy........

At least they can take them off afterwards - hahahaha

Oh sorry about that :vampire:

absenteekendoka

26-01-2008, 02:35 AM

My gosh, this is like watching Dallas

Can I be JR? Oh wait that should be dwez.....in case IknowDwez wants to ohhhh say shoot him?

Seriously though....do not shoot dwez......repeat do not shoot dwez. :)

IKnowDwez

26-01-2008, 02:42 AM

Can I be JR? Oh wait that should be dwez.....in case IknowDwez wants to ohhhh say shoot him?

Seriously though....do not shoot dwez......repeat do not shoot dwez. :)

But it would increase the value of your dwez memorabilia.

Who shot dwez? What a cliffhanger. And does he survive??