This...is...valentine's Day!!!!

[Obukan_dude]

http://kornersphere.com/300val/dineinfebruary.html

Happy Valentine's Day, everybody!!

[corwyn]

What, no cards for Singles Awareness Day?

Although, give your girlfriend/wife one of those cards, and you might be celebrating S.A.D. next year :D

[JoDuncan]

What, no cards for Singles Awareness Day?
...

They changed the name from "singles awareness" many years ago... first to "Kindness to those who will die alone" in 1983 but in 1999 it changed again and now it is known as "Help the Munters".

[JCM]

Personally, I long for the day they invent "Steak, bj and Footie Day".

That would be something to celebrate, trying to surpass last year's romantic manly feat is getting old.

I mean when is OUR day?


:D

[H.Sandsleth]

They changed the name from "singles awareness" many years ago... first to "Kindness to those who will die alone" in 1983 but in 1999 it changed again and now it is known as "Help the Munters". What is a Munter?

[ghostdancer]

What is a Munter?

follow the linky http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=munter

possibly related to http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=minger

[Andrew S]

Ahh, Valentine's Day... AKA "Oh, great, another popularity contest" and "Another day for gold-diggers after more bright, shiny objects that cost twice as much as they're worth"
Or am I being just a little cynical here?

[corwyn]

They changed the name from "singles awareness" many years ago... first to "Kindness to those who will die alone" in 1983 but in 1999 it changed again and now it is known as "Help the Munters".

Oh, I see..."Singles Awareness" and "Kindness to those who will die alone" were probably too gender-nonspecific. In keeping with the sexism of the "other" holiday, they had to make it specific to women again.

Being a man (who will die alone), that still leaves me out in the cold. Oh well. :(

[corwyn]

Ahh, Valentine's Day... AKA "Oh, great, another popularity contest" and "Another day for gold-diggers after more bright, shiny objects that cost twice as much as they're worth"
Or am I being just a little cynical here?

You forgot "legalized prostitution"

[absenteekendoka]

I got you all TSUKI!!!! :) Thought it was better than a card from Hallmark.

See, it really does leave you feeling all choked up.

Happy VD everyone!! (Noooo not venereal disease...though in the past thats been part of it.....I meant Valentines day)

[H.Sandsleth]

follow the linky http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=munter

possibly related to http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=minger Hm.. I prefer "kindness to those who will die alone"...:laugh:

[Manuka]

Saint Valentines or "Hallmark" day ?
Best known in the USA for the Chicago massacre of Bugs Moran's hoods by rival gang Alphonse Capone's men in drag as police.

[samurai80]

Christmas- Yes, you'll get something, but guess who gets something better. She is.

Birthday- At least one entire day dedicated to purchasing things, and serving her.

Your birthday- A day where you will recieve a gift that is half as expensive as the one you bought her for her birthday. Also, you will include her the entire day, act extremely grateful for the gift, and make sure she is happy...or else.


Anniversary- From 6 months, 'till the day you freakin' die. Yes, the anniversary, where couples celebrate by giving women expensive things, and buy them expensive dinners, and cater to their every need, and don't cop attitudes with their lady, and you have to dress up, even if its Saturday, and you wonder what happened to your testicles.

New Year(eve)- The night where you are forced to be with her at all times, not to mention your drinking is curbed when you realize she's trashed, and someone's got to drive. Oh, and don't mention how f--ked up she is, cuz then you get to hear about it for the next several hours. I mean, what guy doesn't want to hear a shrill, loud, mumbly lecture from a pissed off female?

Mother's Day- Much like Father's Day, with a couple exceptions. The first, and foremost exception is that we have to care. Nope, a hand shake, and new power tool doesn't cut it for moms. (I feel extra bad for those of you with kids, because guess what Mother's Day is now? Kiss your ladies' ass day.) The day when all men are reminded that she shot a human out of her vagina because you couldn't find a condom. So get ready, cuz its time to listen to the story again, and don't forget to make a nice dinner, and don't skip out on a present.

Valentine's Day- What better way to celebrate a bloody massacare than by doing nothing but worshiping your woman? Originally thought to be a day when couples celebrated their love, it was later discovered that it is yet another "female day". Yes, some of you assholes will actually go get your lady some daimond get-up. You are dead to the rest of us. For the rest of us, Valentine's is the day when we head out to the store at the last possible minute, by affordable flowers, crappy chocolate, and if the store has it, a stuffed animal is possible. Remember, don't screw this up, otherwise it'll be time for a speech. So in summary, another day of ass kissing, and buying her stuff.

Ground Hog's Day- Another fake holiday that will remind your significant female that holidays exsist. Be on the look out for signs that she is subconsciously turning the day into a "her" day. She might try spending extra time with you, wants to go to a movie, wants to go out to a nicer place than usual to eat, watches a commercial and shares with you that she wants the product, asks you to get stuff, becomes moody an irritable, or takes the remote.

[Gideon]

^ There's so much latent (or not so much) anger there man.

[corwyn]

Wow...someone as (or more) bitter as I am...

[Kenzan]

Ahh, Valentine's Day... AKA "Oh, great, another popularity contest" and "Another day for gold-diggers after more bright, shiny objects that cost twice as much as they're worth"
Or am I being just a little cynical here?

Generally, it's the unpopular people who say that.
:D

What about White day (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_day)?
Now why can't we have that here in the States?
You have it made it seems, so you hush now...
:laugh::laugh:

[absenteekendoka]

Samurai80 might be right.....damn another conspiracy...and all you guys wondered what they talk about when those groups of chicks go to the john.... :)

[Badger]

Personally, I long for the day they invent "Steak, bj and Footie Day".

That would be something to celebrate, trying to surpass last year's romantic manly feat is getting old.

I mean when is OUR day?


:D

In Japan it is OUR day. Damn being British! Why can't it be like that over here (or in Spain where your details show you are)

[ne0r]

Personally, I long for the day they invent "Steak, bj and Footie Day".

That would be something to celebrate, trying to surpass last year's romantic manly feat is getting old.

I mean when is OUR day?


:D

Totally agree^^

@Samurai80: Except that I agree with you, what the hell woah you're so evil.:eek:

[samurai80]

^ There's so much latent (or not so much) anger there man.

Seeing the same person almost every waking second for the past four years of your life will do that (yes I'm quite impressed with marriages that last 20 plus years). Don't get me wrong, I'll take a bullett for her, but sometimes its like," No more talky...please".

[pgsmith]

Wow!
All I can say is that you guys must be doing something wrong! I got a mushy card along with my coffee this morning before I got out of bed (she brings me coffee every morning, but only sometimes do I get a card too). She asked me this afternoon whether I'd prefer her to get ribeye or t-bone steaks when she goes by the grocery on her way home from work because she decided she was going to make me a nice steak dinner. I apologized for not having a card for her this morning, but said I was going to go by the card shop on the way home. I may even pick her up an inexpensive bouquet of flowers since she's such a sweetie. This is the same woman that told me quite a number of years ago that I was NOT to waste any money on jewelry for her. Last year she told me to take the entire income tax refund and buy myself a new sword since it had been a while since I'd gotten one.

It just occurred to me ... I'm winning! :D Heh Heh Heh ...

[Kenzan]

In Japan it is OUR day.

You mean, it's "Tea-Sipping-Flippity-Twit Day?"

.....Already?

:silly:

[samurai80]

Wow!
I got a mushy card along with my coffee this morning before I got out of bed (she brings me coffee every morning, but only sometimes do I get a card too). She asked me this afternoon whether I'd prefer her to get ribeye or t-bone steaks when she goes by the grocery on her way home from work because she decided she was going to make me a nice steak dinner.This is the same woman that told me quite a number of years ago that I was NOT to waste any money on jewelry for her. Last year she told me to take the entire income tax refund and buy myself a new sword since it had been a while since I'd gotten one.

It just occurred to me ... I'm winning! :D Heh Heh Heh ...

You ARE in fact, winning. Although, it almost sounds too good. You didn't leave everything to her in a will, did you? If I were you, I'd make her drink a sip of the coffee in front of you each time.

[Paikea]

Wow!
All I can say is that you guys must be doing something wrong! I got a mushy card along with my coffee this morning before I got out of bed (she brings me coffee every morning, but only sometimes do I get a card too). She asked me this afternoon whether I'd prefer her to get ribeye or t-bone steaks when she goes by the grocery on her way home from work because she decided she was going to make me a nice steak dinner. I apologized for not having a card for her this morning, but said I was going to go by the card shop on the way home. I may even pick her up an inexpensive bouquet of flowers since she's such a sweetie. This is the same woman that told me quite a number of years ago that I was NOT to waste any money on jewelry for her. Last year she told me to take the entire income tax refund and buy myself a new sword since it had been a while since I'd gotten one.

It just occurred to me ... I'm winning! :D Heh Heh Heh ...Indeed, I too have been informed that I am an attentive, considerate man twice already today. Personally, I'm going for the halibut and a nice bottle of Pinot Gris for the evening.

Mr. Smith, it looks like age and experience has just kicked the crap out of youthful angst and ineptness again, does it not? :smoker:

[Gideon]

Since when did it become about winning? I thought it was all about intentionally losing. (Not to the Valentine's retailers, but to spouse).

[Kenzan]

I apologized for not having a card for her this morning, but said I was going to go by the card shop on the way home. I may even pick her up an inexpensive bouquet of flowers since she's such a sweetie. This is the same woman that told me quite a number of years ago that I was NOT to waste any money on jewelry for her. Last year she told me to take the entire income tax refund and buy myself a new sword since it had been a while since I'd gotten one.

It just occurred to me ... I'm winning! :D Heh Heh Heh ...

A.) You romantic schemer, you. :silly:

B.) You made one fatal mistake, in that you took what she said literally.

You should have remembered that when a woman says: "Don't get me Stuff," it means, GET ME SOME QUALITY STUFF NOW!!!" ...but I don't want to look greedy or dependent or superficial, so surprise me."

:D

[Kenzan]

Since when did it become about winning? I thought it was all about intentionally losing. (Not to the Valentine's retailers, but to spouse).

After a certain stage, it's really all about negating various degrees of nagging.
:laugh:

[Gideon]

Perhaps on one particular path. But there are many, many potential paths to take that don't involve resignation to minimizing annoyances. I mean, come on, folks don't get hitched to one day minimize the things that irritate them.

[Kenzan]

Perhaps on one particular path. But there are many, many potential paths to take that don't involve resignation to minimizing annoyances. I mean, come on, folks don't get hitched to one day minimize the things that irritate them.

Oh, you sweet, pure, innocent, naive person, you.
~Bless you.
:D

[Gideon]

;)

Sweet - *shrug*.
Pure - I am human.
Innocent - if by innocent, you really meant idealistic - then sure.
Naive - definitely not, I am quite realistic about what's out there.

It's one of those things where after seeing what my folks, others, and myself at times, have gone through, it's important not to pigeon-hole yourself or your relationship into a single, cynical, borderline depressed sound-byte. I know you weren't intending it as such, but it's so easy to do.

[Kenzan]

;)
It's one of those things where after seeing what my folks, others, and myself at times, have gone through, it's important not to pigeon-hole yourself or your relationship into a single, cynical, borderline depressed sound-byte. I know you weren't intending it as such, but it's so easy to do.

If marriage has taught me anything, it's that you must always keep you sense of humor.
:laugh:



..that, and that the secret for men to have a great, loving, equitable, fulfilling, mature, stimulating marriage is....

"Don't ever say anything more than you have to."

:D

[Gideon]

If marriage has taught me anything, it's that you must always keep you sense of humor.
:laugh


I agree entirely. And although I don't have any, I hear that once kids come along, that idea is only reinforced a thousand-fold.

[Kenzan]

I agree entirely. And although I don't have any, I hear that once kids come along, that idea is only reinforced a thousand-fold.

Indeed, and the constant habit of laughing can cover up any psychotic episodes which will ensue.
:confused2
:laugh:

[pgsmith]

Mr. Smith, it looks like age and experience has just kicked the crap out of youthful angst and ineptness again, does it not?
It usually does Mr. Hunter, it usually does ... :D
No more talky...please".
Samurai80,
The secret to that one is to view her voice like the sound of a rushing stream, or waves on a beach. If it's viewed as rather pleasant white noise, they can talk to you all they want, and you'll find it's not a problem. You have to be sure and impress upon her that she needs to let you know when she is saying something that you need to remember, this way you don't actually miss anything important. What you tell her is that you enjoy the beautiful sound of her voice so much that you sometimes get too caught up in the sound, and don't actually hear the words. This way, she will be happy with you about the lovely compliment, and you can not pay attention to her when she's talking since she'll tell you if she's saying anything important. :)

Try it, you'll be surprised at how well it works.

[Andrew S]

If marriage has taught me anything, it's that you must always keep you sense of humor.
:laugh:
And...

To understand that you will be punished for going to the dojo by being actively ignored for the next few days. "Hey, how about ignoring me when I'm at the dojo?"
To understand that it's ok to fork out a fortune for a new fridge, even though it's usually empty, and any left-overs get hidden in the microwave even when the temperature is 38 decrees celcius and the humidity is 98%.
It's ok to leave garbage in the sink, cause "it gets smelly if you put it in the bin". So garbage separation consists of separating the burnables from the plastics from the cans and bottles from the dishes...
The TV has to be on for background noise. You can't turn it off, but you're not allowed to actually watch it.
You will be constantly harassed for not having a Japanese driving licence, but we're all to happy to chauffeur mother-in-law around town any time.
"The weather is too [insert adjective here] so I couldn't go the the supermarket today" even though it's a five minute walk and she drives there.
You WILL have respect for my country's culture and traditions, but only the ones I choose, and only when I say you can.
There is a secret code behind everything she says, but she changes her code more frequently than NATO
"If you really loved me you'd give up everything you like doing and stay home all the time except to make more money and take me places."
You can tell she's going through a "delicate phase" and is easily upset if the day ends with the letter "y"

[Kenzan]

And...

To understand that you will be punished for going to the dojo by being actively ignored for the next few days. "Hey, how about ignoring me when I'm at the dojo?"
To understand that it's ok to fork out a fortune for a new fridge, even though it's usually empty, and any left-overs get hidden in the microwave even when the temperature is 38 decrees celcius and the humidity is 98%.
It's ok to leave garbage in the sink, cause "it gets smelly if you put it in the bin". So garbage separation consists of separating the burnables from the plastics from the cans and bottles from the dishes...
The TV has to be on for background noise. You can't turn it off, but you're not allowed to actually watch it.
You will be constantly harassed for not having a Japanese driving licence, but we're all to happy to chauffeur mother-in-law around town any time.
"The weather is too [insert adjective here] so I couldn't go the the supermarket today" even though it's a five minute walk and she drives there.
You WILL have respect for my country's culture and traditions, but only the ones I choose, and only when I say you can.
There is a secret code behind everything she says, but she changes her code more frequently than NATO
"If you really loved me you'd give up everything you like doing and stay home all the time except to make more money and take me places."
You can tell she's going through a "delicate phase" and is easily upset if the day ends with the letter "y"

ROFL!! BRILLIANT!!!!! SPOT ON!!! :laugh::laugh::laugh:
BRAVO!!!!!!! (CLAP CLAP!)

Now you have discovered the secret origins behind Sepukku.
which, in it's commission, had nothing to do with poetic expression of protest.


....It was for the quiet.
:D

[Andrew S]

ROFL!! BRILLIANT!!!!! SPOT ON!!! :laugh::laugh::laugh:
BRAVO!!!!!!! (CLAP CLAP!)

Now you have discovered the secret origins behind Sepukku.
which, in it's commission, had nothing to do with poetic expression of protest.


....It was for the quiet.
:D
LOL :D :D ++++ rep for you!

[ccheck5]

lucky Bastards. at least your not stuck working the whole night. or does that make me lucky?

[Kenzan]

lucky Bastards. at least your not stuck working the whole night. or does that make me lucky?

Depends on where you work.

Yogurt or Ice cream Shop? or Fitness Center?

Perhaps lucky indeed.

Porno-Theatre or Maternity Store?

Maaaaaaybe not so much....

BTW:
You knew Blockbuster was a 24 hour gig before you applied.
:D

[Paikea]

It usually does Mr. Hunter, it usually does ... :DI think some of these poor fellows need a tutorial or a consultant, or something. I hear Dr. Phil is looking for a new gig after that Britney debacle.

[Inner_Silence]

valentines day... not again!!!

[Charles Lockhar]

Well, I'm just trying to figure out if my having bought the wife a new vacuum cleaner for V-day is going to go over like the "his & hers" coffee mugs worked out for her birthday... god I hope not...


-Charles

[corwyn]

Well, I'm just trying to figure out if my having bought the wife a new vacuum cleaner for V-day is going to go over like the "his & hers" coffee mugs worked out for her birthday... god I hope not...


-Charles

Mercifully, you may not even realize what's going on before you die.

[samurai80]

Well, I'm just trying to figure out if my having bought the wife a new vacuum cleaner for V-day is going to go over like the "his & hers" coffee mugs worked out for her birthday... god I hope not...


-Charles

That could be the funniest post in ages. I don't know if it was meant to be, but it was.

[Charuzu]

TONIGHT, I DINE.... ALONE!!!

Romance for me has been a horrid experiance.

My first real love dumped me the day after I got her a $300 DDR pad (She dumped me X-mas day no less). All that I could do was apoligize ;_;

Now this year I thought that things were going better. I have been with this one girl for the last half-year and suddenly I find out... she didn't think we were dating (nor did she really know what dating included due to her upbringing). So the past week I've been waiting to hear if she'll love be back or not. :/
VD is ending and still no response, I guess I'll be alone again this year. Worst of all is that feeling of uncertainty.
(Although, that didn't stop me from giving her a big bouquet or red roses with a chocolate rose in the center, a box of chocolates, and Cubic Zirconium earings set in sterling silver, a chinese umbrella and best of all a strobe-light Jesus as a gift).


Well I guess I'll go off to cry while fapping

[corwyn]

TONIGHT, I DINE.... ALONE!!!

Romance for me has been a horrid experiance.

My first real love dumped me the day after I got her a $300 DDR pad (She dumped me X-mas day no less). All that I could do was apoligize ;_;

Now this year I thought that things were going better. I have been with this one girl for the last half-year and suddenly I find out... she didn't think we were dating (nor did she really know what dating included due to her upbringing). So the past week I've been waiting to hear if she'll love be back or not. :/
VD is ending and still no response, I guess I'll be alone again this year. Worst of all is that feeling of uncertainty.
(Although, that didn't stop me from giving her a big bouquet or red roses with a chocolate rose in the center, a box of chocolates, and Cubic Zirconium earings set in sterling silver, a chinese umbrella and best of all a strobe-light Jesus as a gift).


Well I guess I'll go off to cry while fapping

Sorry to hear, man, but I think we've all been there, or someplace similar, at some point.

My "night out" tonight involved going to iaido class, then a stop off at the fast food burger place down the street for dinner, plus some chicken nuggets for my 2 dogs.

[bobdonny]

TONIGHT, I DINE.... ALONE!!!

Romance for me has been a horrid experiance.

My first real love dumped me the day after I got her a $300 DDR pad (She dumped me X-mas day no less). All that I could do was apoligize ;_;

Now this year I thought that things were going better. I have been with this one girl for the last half-year and suddenly I find out... she didn't think we were dating (nor did she really know what dating included due to her upbringing). So the past week I've been waiting to hear if she'll love be back or not. :/
VD is ending and still no response, I guess I'll be alone again this year. Worst of all is that feeling of uncertainty.
(Although, that didn't stop me from giving her a big bouquet or red roses with a chocolate rose in the center, a box of chocolates, and Cubic Zirconium earings set in sterling silver, a chinese umbrella and best of all a strobe-light Jesus as a gift).


Well I guess I'll go off to cry while fapping

Suk it up soldier....

Get your ass to a dojo quick smart and have your sensei nkock some sense into your head!:laugh:

As a married man, what i'd give for a night to myself. Grass is always greener!

[ScottUK]

Now that Feb 14th nonsense is over, let's prepare for March 14th (http://www.steakandbj.com)...

(be patient with the website - it'll be busy for a while!)

[Charles Lockhar]

As an fyi:

Valentines Day: apparently a vacuum cleaner is not an appropriate gift for your Valentine, no matter how nice it is. Not even a super nice one, that doesn't lose suction and has no bags. And don't mention how the sales girl was super hot. Or that you just figured she really needed one, because, you know, lately the house has been kind of...

Birthday: coffee mugs, gift cards (particularly from Home Depot or Walmart) are both a no. However, gift certificates for spas are apparently smart thinking, but not more than two years in a row.

Mothers Day: car wash kit, big, big no, even if it does have the kids's names on it.


Keep your eyes open out there people, what you don't know can hurt you!

-Charles, sleeping on the couch again...

[Raindrop]

When it comes to gifts, all you gotta do is go to your wife's social networking site (like facebook or myspace), look at her "interests", copy/paste into ebay, and voila, there are your gifts... :P :D

You guys still have to learn a lot!!

(if your wife doesn't have a social networking page, then I'm afraid you have to listen to her for a day or two and pick up any interests that way... or invite her to facebook, lol)

[Charles Lockhar]

When it comes to gifts, all you gotta do is go to your wife's social networking site (like facebook or myspace), look at her "interests", copy/paste into ebay, and voila, there are your gifts... :P :D


Thanks, now I'm sleeping on the couch, and I feel really, REALLY old.

-Charles

[Spendius]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WTJ2tGhJl4

[JCM]

...then I'm afraid you have to listen to her for bla, blabla.....bla...bla



Aha, yes, I see.

I mean, sure.

[Nige]

Valentines was ok this year I went to work then it was straight to the dojo.

I am a little ashamed that what could have been a perfectly good 300 thread was ruined :P Although, somewhat sadly Charuzu saved it.. A little..

[Sparv]

We were ten yesterday evening at the dojo, instead of around 20. At least four single, a... "not single at all", and A GIRL !
So hot budo chicks, there are places to be taken!

[corwyn]

We were ten yesterday evening at the dojo, instead of around 20. At least four single, a... "not single at all", and A GIRL !
So hot budo chicks, there are places to be taken!

We had 5 people (not including the Sensei) in class last night, but then we usually only have 7. The one female member of the class was not in attendance, but a) we knew she has a husband, and b) we only found out that she's female because she goes into the other dressing room.

Definitely need more hot budo chicks.

[ne0r]

TONIGHT, I DINE.... ALONE!!!

Romance for me has been a horrid experiance.

My first real love dumped me the day after I got her a $300 DDR pad (She dumped me X-mas day no less). All that I could do was apoligize ;_;

Now this year I thought that things were going better. I have been with this one girl for the last half-year and suddenly I find out... she didn't think we were dating (nor did she really know what dating included due to her upbringing). So the past week I've been waiting to hear if she'll love be back or not. :/
VD is ending and still no response, I guess I'll be alone again this year. Worst of all is that feeling of uncertainty.
(Although, that didn't stop me from giving her a big bouquet or red roses with a chocolate rose in the center, a box of chocolates, and Cubic Zirconium earings set in sterling silver, a chinese umbrella and best of all a strobe-light Jesus as a gift).


Well I guess I'll go off to cry while fapping

Sad to hear. I know that feeling of uncertainty^^

Oh, yeah. Need more kendo.

[Kenzan]

(If your wife doesn't have a social networking page, then I'm afraid you have to listen to her for a day or two and pick up any interests that way... or invite her to facebook, lol)

If your wife maintains a myspace or facebook page, something is seriously wrong.:confused2

[Kenzan]

For Valentines Day, I got a mountain of cuppycakes, followed by a pot O' Fondue.

FONDUE, I TELL YOU!!!

For Desert, it was Strawberry Crepes.

I am so wuved.
:D

..and it only cost me $60,000 in Jewelry.

[Inner_Silence]

the only difference between valentines day and a normal day is that you have to buy flowers and chocolate to have sex.

[JCM]

the only difference between valentines day and a normal day is that you have to buy flowers and chocolate to have sex.

Yes, on normal days you just buy bacardi breezers....

[Inner_Silence]

Yes, on normal days you just buy bacardi breezers....

in other words, the difference between valentines da and a normal day is that in a normal day sex is cheaper

[Kenzan]

in other words, the difference between valentines da and a normal day is that in a normal day sex is cheaper

Tsk tsk!
Never, never pay my friend.
And here I thought Machismo was alive and well!!
Just do what I do:
You must work hard to make the girls call you: "El Magnifico."
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1344/533824910_439f3ca34b.jpg)

:D

[Kiki]

I feel kinda sorry for you guys even though some of you obviously choose high maintenance women:confused2. Can’t explain why some women are that way but not all of us are just as I am sure not all of you leave the toilet seat up.

Samurai80, your life is truly a black comedy which I enjoy very much.

[samurai80]

Samurai80, your life is truly a black comedy which I enjoy very much.

Hey! I think my comedy appeals to more than just one race. Life is only entertaining when things aren't perfect. Perfect is just too easy, and too boring.

[Manuka]

As an fyi:

Valentines Day: apparently a vacuum cleaner is not an appropriate gift for your Valentine, no matter how nice it is. (snip)

-Charles, sleeping on the couch again...

Well Charles, a bit of K-Y on the nozzle of that vacuum cleaner and maybe it could help you out there on the couch. :eek:

[ccheck5]

Depends on where you work.

Yogurt or Ice cream Shop? or Fitness Center?

Perhaps lucky indeed.

Porno-Theatre or Maternity Store?

Maaaaaaybe not so much....

BTW:
You knew Blockbuster was a 24 hour gig before you applied.
:D

well i work at none of those places. and i go to school all day. so gotta say for stuff some how

[Fred27]

TONIGHT, I DINE.... ALONE!!!

she didn't think we were dating (nor did she really know what dating included due to her upbringing). So the past week I've been waiting to hear if she'll love be back or not. :/

Well I guess I'll go off to cry while fapping

Hang in there mate. :)

Oh, by the way...what sort of upbringing would that be? :confused2

[Charuzu]

Hang in there mate. :)

Oh, by the way...what sort of upbringing would that be? :confused2

Her parents are very religious... as in Kendoka_Han religious. Here I am this pagan swine trying to date their daughter and destroying the whole insta-marriage idea.

[Kenzan]

Her parents are very religious... as in Kendoka_Han (http://library.thinkquest.org/C005729/goda.jpg) religious (http://fishynuts.com/store/images/insaneMoFo.gif). Here I am this pagan swine trying to date their daughter (http://alicefirefly.com/db3/00298/alicefirefly.com/_uimages/remarkables1.jpg)and destroying the whole insta-marriage idea.

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[Oroshi]

I missed this thread because I was 'otherwise occupied' on Valentine's day.



That's right: I was in the dojo.

[Kenzan]

I missed this thread because I was 'otherwise occupied' on Valentine's day.



That's right: I was in the dojo. (http://www.lindamoran.net/images/sad.jpg)


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[corwyn]

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He didn't specify what he was doing in the dojo, though...

[Kenzan]

He didn't specify what he was doing (http://fyfi.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/must_not_fap.jpg)in the dojo, though...

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[Oroshi]

He didn't specify what he was doing in the dojo, though...

I was doing iai, actually. But don't worry, my girlfriend didn't mind :D

[Kenzan]

I was doing iai (http://artsedge.kennedy-center.org/exploring/ballet/images/Bolshoi1.jpg), actually. But don't worry, my girlfriend didn't mind :D

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[corwyn]

I was doing iai, actually. But don't worry, my girlfriend didn't mind :D

I suppose it would be disrespectful to do anyone^H^H^Hthing else in the dojo, wouldn't it... Although maybe if you bowed to the kamiza and your girlfriend before and afterwards, it would be ok?

[Charuzu]

That's right: I was in the dojo.

Man, thats another thing making me depressed. For the last TWO WEEKS I haven't been able to get to practice (school and ride issues).

It's KILLING me

[corwyn]

On second thought....is "iai" your nickname for your 2nd girlfriend?

[Oroshi]

On second thought....is "iai" your nickname for your 2nd girlfriend?

Might as well be!