5000 Posts? Time for Mammal Artistry...

[ScottUK]

Mother of God I have reached 5K...! This is obviously a sign that I am a dullard, I don't do enough work or my keiko is sorely lacking. OK, maybe just the first two... ;)

Anyway, for my 5000th post I wanted to share with you all something original, funny and new. Tragically, 'new' is out as the internet is officially boring and old hat these days, so I decided to stick with 'original' and 'funny', and post my bestest, favouritest, rockingest website of all time. Most of you will be well aware of this horror, but for the newbies, I bring you...

Bonsai Kitten (http://www.shorty.com/bonsaikitten/)

KW is almost this cool...

:D

[JoDuncan]

Many happy returns Scott!

[corwyn]

Mother of God I have reached 5K...! This is obviously a sign that I am a dullard, I don't do enough work or my keiko is sorely lacking. OK, maybe just the first two... ;)

Anyway, for my 5000th post I wanted to share with you all something original, funny and new. Tragically, 'new' is out as the internet is officially boring and old hat these days, so I decided to stick with 'original' and 'funny', and post my bestest, favouritest, rockingest website of all time. Most of you will be well aware of this horror, but for the newbies, I bring you...

Bonsai Kitten (http://www.shorty.com/bonsaikitten/)

KW is almost this cool...

:D

It's amazing how many people take that site seriously and get upset about it.

Congrats on 5k. :D

[Mr. T.]

Holy.... :eek: 5000 posts!

I would really like to congratulate you, but it's kind of sad :laugh: How do you find the time to train? You need a life, does you wife even know what you look like?

:D

[ScottUK]

Shocking, innit? I think of all the work I could've done instead of laughing my arse off on here. Then I remember why I keep coming back to KW... :D

[Hisham]

Hello my name is Scott and i'm a KWholic.
Hello Scott.
:D

[Kenzan]

Congrats!
C'thulhu would be proud.
:D

[ScottUK]

Hey Neil,

Any chance of resetting my post count to 0 without losing old posts? ;)

[satsumaruma]

5000 huh?

I think to celebrate you should do that number of suburi cuts at your next practice:)

[Neil Gendzwill]

You can reset the count, but every once in a while the forum software updates it from the actuals so it's not permanent.

Closing fast on 7000 myself...

[joekc6nlx]

Mother of God I have reached 5K...! This is obviously a sign that I am a dullard, I don't do enough work or my keiko is sorely lacking. OK, maybe just the first two... ;)

Anyway, for my 5000th post I wanted to share with you all something original, funny and new. Tragically, 'new' is out as the internet is officially boring and old hat these days, so I decided to stick with 'original' and 'funny', and post my bestest, favouritest, rockingest website of all time. Most of you will be well aware of this horror, but for the newbies, I bring you...

Bonsai Kitten (http://www.shorty.com/bonsaikitten/)

KW is almost this cool...

:D

Congratulations on the 5K, Scott. BK is almost as funny as ICHC (http://icanhascheezburger.com/)

[rottunpunk]

my commisserations to your achievement scott

also, you really do have too much time on your hands if you are finding randomness like that site
i showed my cat the page and she said they were just amateurs.

the true are of kitty bonsai being lost hundreds of years ago
:p

[corwyn]

Yikes...I'm the only person in this thread so far with <1000 posts. I'm only just about to hit 100.

[Fred27]

Ah! Congrats Scott, you kwholic you! I'll get you a pint when we meet up eventually. :)

[Chaby]

Congrats Scotty!
If I may say: Every single one of your posts are quite interesting and funny!

[ScottUK]

Cheers guys. :)Congratulations on the 5K, Scott. BK is almost as funny as ICHC (http://icanhascheezburger.com/)You like LOLcats? Check out the budo version...

http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=56565

Warning - 40 pages! :D

[Decado]

5000 huh?

I think to celebrate you should do that number of suburi cuts at your next practice:)

I would just like to confirm that he did - but I'd be lying. 5,000 posts! That's nearly as old as I feel.

[Decado]

Yikes...I'm the only person in this thread so far with <1000 posts. I'm only just about to hit 100.

100! You can get your own avatar now!

And I'm only at 572 so you're not the only one with <1,000. But then I have a life - I think!

[corwyn]

100! You can get your own avatar now!

And I'm only at 572 so you're not the only one with <1,000. But then I have a life - I think!

やっぱり！ Now I have an avatar... Not quite as much of a noob (in appearance) as I was earlier this afternoon. But still a noob in reality. :D

I only have 100 posts, but I haven't yet been here a month. So, obviously, I have no life... :(



EDIT:
ScottUK: Total Posts: 5,004 (3.19 posts per day)
Me: Total Posts: 101 (3.75 posts per day)

I need to shut the f* up for a while or something....

[ScottUK]

I would just like to confirm that he did - but I'd be lying.Hmmm, KW members - I need advice over what to do with a traitor in the dojo... ;)

[Samurai Lapin]

Congrats sir! 5,000 posts is quite an achievement. That's 1,164.35 posts per year... most impressive

Good to see that Bonsai Kittens SITLL hasn't been closed down!

[satsumaruma]

Hmmm, KW members - I need advice over what to do with a traitor in the dojo... ;)


Use him for the target for your 5000 cuts - it's the only sensible and humane thing to do:)

[Decado]

Hmmm, KW members - I need advice over what to do with a traitor in the dojo... ;)

Next week's practise may be "interesting"! :eek: I'll say my goodbyes now, fellow members of KW.

My headstone shall read:-

"Here lies Decado, and here, and here, and here, and.............."

[Decado]

Use him for the target for your 5000 cuts - it's the only sensible and humane thing to do:)

And I can't run very fast due to my bad leg!

[corwyn]

Don't forget to post the video...

[Decado]

Don't forget to post the video...

Just make sure you get my best side. :laugh:

And when you get it, let me know where it is.

[ScottUK]

Don't forget to post the video...Here's the last victim who collapsed mid-keiko...!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/awooga_guy/379142836/

[Decado]

Here's the last victim who collapsed mid-keiko...!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/awooga_guy/379142836/

Damn! You didn't get my best side!

[Kaoru]

Scott-san,

What the heck happened to your post count?? Now it says:

Posts: 4,987

I know I saw when you had 5,003 posts, so I don't understand what just happened... That's crazy that your count would drop like that. :eek: So, now we need to find out who the post count thief is.

Kaoru

[Hisham]

When you get to 5K you'll understand, untill then practice practice er i mean post post and post......:smoker:

[corwyn]

Scott-san,

What the heck happened to your post count?? Now it says:



I know I saw when you had 5,003 posts, so I don't understand what just happened... That's crazy that your count would drop like that. :eek: So, now we need to find out who the post count thief is.

Kaoru

There was a fairly lengthy thread that was moved to the flames section. I think those don't get counted in your post count?

[Fred27]

Meh! No biggie! He only got 13 posts until 5000...again! :)

[ghostdancer]

There was a fairly lengthy thread that was moved to the flames section. I think those don't get counted in your post count?

which one was that then !
just being trunkey wanna read it

[corwyn]

which one was that then !
just being trunkey wanna read it

Something about the greatest sword style... Nothing too fantastic happened in the thread, but it was either a couple of kids (maybe one pretending to be two?) who have a lot of growing up to do, or there was some trolling action going on.

[Kaoru]

There was a fairly lengthy thread that was moved to the flames section. I think those don't get counted in your post count?

Ohhhhh... I know what thread you mean now(After reading the post after yours.). I didn't realise it had been in the lounge earlier. That's odd that the post count would be taken away just because it got moved to the flames section. :confused: Oh yeah. Flames posts don't count on your post count, to answer your question.

Oh well. :)

Kaoru

[Kaoru]

Meh! No biggie! He only got 13 posts until 5000...again! :)

That's true! And, it's kinda cool for him, because who can say they reached 5000 posts TWICE in a row?? hahaha! :D Very rare indeed!
Kaoru

[Decado]

That's true! And, it's kinda cool for him, because who can say they reached 5000 posts TWICE in a row?? hahaha! :D Very rare indeed!
Kaoru

Use him for the target for your 5000 cuts - it's the only sensible and humane thing to do:)

Oh blam and dast! Does that mean he gets to do 1,000 cuts on me if he gets to 5,000 twice! The death of a 1,000 cuts. :eek:

Better get the polythene sheet down on the dojo floor on Thursday then.

[corwyn]

Oh blam and dast! Does that mean he gets to do 1,000 cuts on me if he gets to 5,000 twice! The death of a 1,000 cuts. :eek:

Better get the polythene sheet down on the dojo floor on Thursday then.

10,000...but I figure that you'll stop feeling them long before then.

If that's any consolation.

But yes, definitely make sure you put plastic down on the dojo floor. Don't want your sensei getting upset for bleeding all over the floor. Being a sensei, he probably knows a good way to kill you even if you're already dead.

[Decado]

Originally Posted by Decado http://www.kendo-world.com/forum/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.kendo-world.com/forum/showthread.php?p=314082#post314082)
Oh blam and dast! Does that mean he gets to do 1,000 cuts on me if he gets to 5,000 twice! The death of a 1,000 cuts. :eek:

Better get the polythene sheet down on the dojo floor on Thursday then.


10,000...but I figure that you'll stop feeling them long before then.

If that's any consolation.

But yes, definitely make sure you put plastic down on the dojo floor. Don't want your sensei getting upset for bleeding all over the floor. Being a sensei, he probably knows a good way to kill you even if you're already dead.

Bleeding nora! I never was very good at maths but that's bad even for me! 1,000, 10,000 - whatever! It's gonna hurt. Even more than usual at keiko!

[rottunpunk]

Something about the greatest sword style... Nothing too fantastic happened in the thread, but it was either a couple of kids (maybe one pretending to be two?) who have a lot of growing up to do, or there was some trolling action going on.

ooh...i bet its gone now when i check...i miss all the fun :(
:p

[corwyn]

ooh...i bet its gone now when i check...i miss all the fun :(
:p

Nope, it's still there in the flames section...

[rottunpunk]

cheers. just found it. it really is a monster
:p

[satsumaruma]

cheers. just found it. it really is a monster
:p

Oi leave my zip alone!


:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[ScottUK]

You zip your ego up? ;)

[satsumaruma]

I think you meant to say.....

" you roll your ego up":wink:

[nico storm]

Blimey, I didnt realise that posts in the Flames section didnt count, there's proabably another couple of thosand of Scotts posts wasted right there!

[Samurai Lapin]

Blimey, I didnt realise that posts in the Flames section didnt count, there's proabably another couple of thosand of Scotts posts wasted right there!


...And the rest!

[Fred27]

You zip your ego up? ;)

oo! Now yer past 5000 again..Its Miller time! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRWVrspKkUA)
:D

[NigelSponge]

jeez, i'm having trouble getting to 80 so i can ditch this stupid wolf ear avatar!!! lol

[Decado]

jeez, i'm having trouble getting to 80 so i can ditch this stupid wolf ear avatar!!! lol

I think you need 100 don't you?

[rottunpunk]

yep 100
gone are the good ole days where i got mine straight away

i thought it was bambis ear

your avatar is pretty rocking decado
:p

[rottunpunk]

oo! Now yer past 5000 again..Its Miller time! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRWVrspKkUA)
:D

hehe that cats rocks :D
must spread more rep :(
:p

[NigelSponge]

I think you need 100 don't you?

AAWWWWW!! WTF!? lol. This fox ear is getting REALLY old :pirate:

[Decado]

yep 100
gone are the good ole days where i got mine straight away

i thought it was bambis ear

your avatar is pretty rocking decado
:p

Thanks for that Debz. It was a bugger trying to get the cat to pose for that one!

[rottunpunk]

hehe :jaguar:
you should have asked me, my pussy is a well experienced model
:p

[Decado]

AAWWWWW!! WTF!? lol. This fox ear is getting REALLY old :pirate:

Sorry to rain on your parade there, old chap! You'll soon get to 100. The only problem is finding the right avatar. The one that is just so. Or you can be like some others on the forum and change it virtually every time you log on!

But, of course, you have to have 100 posts to do that. :laugh:

I can still remember that avatar-less woe.

[Decado]

hehe :jaguar:
you should have asked me, my pussy is a well experienced model
:p

I'm not even going to go there! :laugh:

[corwyn]

hehe :jaguar:
you should have asked me, my pussy is a well experienced model
:p

Wow. :eek:

[Decado]

Wow. :eek:

You cannot have a signature like that!!!!!:laugh:

Imagine Rottenpunk's blushes.:emb:

Her cat will just be so embarrassed.

[corwyn]

You cannot have a signature like that!!!!!:laugh:

Imagine Rottenpunk's blushes.:emb:

Her cat will just be so embarrassed.

Isn't it a good thing to make a woman's kitty blush? ;)

[rottunpunk]

hehe. i just asked and she approves
but she needs paying in kind for it
...or atleast some pos rep ;)
:p

[corwyn]

hehe. i just asked and she approves
but she needs paying in kind for it
...or atleast some pos rep ;)
:p

I tried earlier, but I was told I needed to spread rep around...

[rottunpunk]

ah no worries
:p

[Decado]

Isn't it a good thing to make a woman's kitty blush? ;)

You guys are just so smutty! :shocked:

[corwyn]

You guys are just so smutty! :shocked:

Is that bad?

[satsumaruma]

Nope, but there is another thread for it.

[corwyn]

Nope, but there is another thread for it.

True...but kind of hard to pass up when Rottunpunk makes a statement like that... :D

[Kendoka_Han]

Congrats!
C'thulhu would be proud.
:D

LOL!!!! :D

[I_am_Cthulhu]

Cthulthu still thinks you're a backyard samurai and you tell other barbeque dwellers that you're a badass swordsman.

[Fred27]

Cthulthu still thinks you're a backyard samurai and you tell other barbeque dwellers that you're a badass swordsman.

http://briansp.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/cthulhu4prez.jpg

A bit off-topic...but what the hey..This whole topic is dedicated to off-topicisness :D