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Kagerou
13th March 2008, 11:06 AM
There's stupid then theirs special stupid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E82u7Df1qms)





If you're going to post something at least, for the love of God, LEARN TO USE YOUR F*ING CAMERA!

I mean really, how are we supposed to analyse how bad you are when we can't even see you.
Kagerou
13th March 2008, 11:47 AM
Before posting on youtube please learn to count (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60hpUpo3vac)

(read the title really closely then count his cuts)
verissimus
13th March 2008, 12:13 PM
Before posting on youtube please learn to count (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60hpUpo3vac)

(read the title really closely then count his cuts)

It said 8 cuts and one thrust... he can count alright... :)
samurai80
13th March 2008, 01:33 PM
Cardboard armor...superb for stopping cuts from cardboard katana.
Kenzan
13th March 2008, 11:53 PM
I liked this comment by our Inaka Zamure in question:
"Go in peace and be happy and life a life full of honor dont be hateful. life will reward you if you are positive. take care and be nice to people. dont be a jerk."

As much as I hate to admit it, that's a pretty good philosophy.
JoDuncan
14th March 2008, 01:19 AM
He stole that from Jesus

Pretty sure jesus stole it from someone else too.... hmmm, "Thou shall not steal"...


Ironeeeeeeeee
:D
NigelSponge
14th March 2008, 04:06 AM
There's stupid then theirs special stupid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E82u7Df1qms)





If you're going to post something at least, for the love of God, LEARN TO USE YOUR F*ING CAMERA!

I mean really, how are we supposed to analyse how bad you are when we can't even see you.


Not to mention he is out of frame half the time, at least edit out the part where you go and turn off your tripod-ed camera, so we at least have hope you may have a friend (filming for you.)
=( poor guy..
corwyn
14th March 2008, 04:23 AM
Not to mention he is out of frame half the time, at least edit out the part where you go and turn off your tripod-ed camera, so we at least have hope you may have a friend (filming for you.)
=( poor guy..

Maybe they were all killed in training accidents? So sad...
samurai80
14th March 2008, 04:25 AM
Death by cardboard.
corwyn
14th March 2008, 04:26 AM
Death by cardboard.

Ooh, I've gotten papercuts from cardboard before. That would not be pleasant at all... :eek:
samurai80
14th March 2008, 04:35 AM
You would have been fine if you had your cardboard armor on. "Look everybody! I'm in my mid-thirties, and I dress up in cardboard outfits I created while I play with swords." One day...one day he'll have sex, and the cardboard outfits will only be a memory.
Decado
14th March 2008, 09:18 AM
You would have been fine if you had your cardboard armor on. "Look everybody! I'm in my mid-thirties, and I dress up in cardboard outfits I created while I play with swords." One day...one day he'll have sex, and the cardboard outfits will only be a memory.

Not a chance in hell! Unless it's with Mrs Hand and her five daughters.
NigelSponge
14th March 2008, 11:27 AM
You would have been fine if you had your cardboard armor on. "Look everybody! I'm in my mid-thirties, and I dress up in cardboard outfits I created while I play with swords." One day...one day he'll have sex, and the cardboard outfits will only be a memory.

Maybe a memory....but i get the feeling if this guy manages to get laid, he WILL find a way to incorporate cardboard armor in the ordeal :jaguar:
corwyn
14th March 2008, 11:28 AM
Not a chance in hell! Unless it's with Mrs Hand and her five daughters.

Don't forget Rosie Palm and her five friends.
Kagerou
14th March 2008, 12:01 PM
It said 8 cuts and one thrust... he can count alright... :)

Actually his title doesn't mention the thrust which is still technically a cut.

I don't have audio at work but even so if he said it and didn't write it then that means he's lazy and inconsistent...two wonderful qualities in a ninjer.
Kagerou
14th March 2008, 12:03 PM
Ooh, I've gotten papercuts from cardboard before. That would not be pleasant at all... :eek:

It's ok because he covered all those nasty sharp edges with black electrical tape!

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Well at least we can say he passed scissors in kindergarden....maybe there's hope for humanity after all
JoDuncan
20th March 2008, 12:37 AM
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lazy and inconsistent...two wonderful qualities in a ninjer.


I'm fairly sure they are among the tenets of ninjery...
Calimar
20th March 2008, 08:26 PM
Actually his title doesn't mention the thrust which is still technically a cut.

I don't have audio at work but even so if he said it and didn't write it then that means he's lazy and inconsistent...two wonderful qualities in a ninjer.

I fear it is a problem with youtube's clipping titles... in the video intro (the red page with the title) he mentions the whole 8cuts+thrust thing.

This doesn't excuse the rest of the thing... I wonder, doesn't he feel a bit clumsy through all that? :confused: Mind you, I'm a potato and definitely not athletic, but it's the sequence of movements that does not feel "right" - read as "possible" or "effective".