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Kenzan
3rd April 2008, 02:55 AM
If you are awesome-squared like me,:rolleyes: you already knew these facts, (Those being that you were lied to in history class)

But at any rate:

Behold! Your Heroes, just like supporting Nafta and landing amongst sniper fire in Bosnia, are all lies! (http://www.cracked.com/article_16101_5-most-ridiculous-lies-you-were-taught-in-history-class.html)

Gideon
3rd April 2008, 03:17 AM
*dons his political jargon filter (http://fascistpsychlaws.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/hillary_tinfoil_hat.jpg)*

Gideon
3rd April 2008, 03:26 AM
Many people today who believe the amended story of Franklin's kite experiment grew up immersed in the revisionist history of Walt Disney, whose classic cartoon Ben and Me portrayed Franklin not only as having flown the kite in a thunderstorm, but also having been a complete fucking jerk.

XD ... ROFL (just because I need 10 chars apparently)

absenteekendoka
3rd April 2008, 03:37 AM
If you are awesome-squared like me,:rolleyes: you already knew these facts, (Those being that you were lied to in history class)

But at any rate:

Behold! Your Heroes, just like supporting Nafta and landing amongst sniper fire in Bosnia, are all lies! (http://www.cracked.com/article_16101_5-most-ridiculous-lies-you-were-taught-in-history-class.html)

Ah yes NAFTA, brought to you by Republicans and Canadian Conservatives ( None of us supported it.....or so they say....smelled suspicous- a lot like vote recounts in Florida maybe) but to scrap it would screw us even more than being tangled in it as we are.....

And sniper fire in Bosnia, yes Hillary, young girls handing you flowers and walking off the tarmac smiling and waving generally dont count as "enemy fire" ....unless the band that was playing had been eating cabbage (you know those Bosnians and their cabbage) and then it would've been a gas attack. And a s snippy as she is her rhetoric doesn't count as "suppresive fire". She "mis spoke"? The political understatement of the past year.....and Al Gore invented the internet....I believe that too.

imouto
10th April 2008, 06:43 PM
The real reason why The Great Wall of China was built... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHx_VXW-Xd8)

Aussies would have seen this many times before now.