10 KWF people you would like to meet!

[satsumaruma]

Okay, this is a simple premise ( just so that the Yanks don't feel excluded),

all I am looking for is which 10 forumers out of all the people on KWF would you like to meet up with. And, if it isn't too contentious, why?

For me, I would like to meet up with;

Kenzan - In my minds eye he is big and fat and loveable but slightly annoying in a good way; I want to see if this is true

Neil Gendzwill - He comes across as being ever so po-faced but I reckon he is probably a party animal

Paikea - this guy seems to give me more posrep than anyone but ScottUk and Rottunpunk, I need to know if he is anything like me at all.

kendoka -han - because me and he fell out big style and I think it is because we are both peas in a pod

Kaoru -I reckon she is totally drug addled - but in a good way

Arwen - the love affair continues at a distance but who knows if we met.....

Lady Kitsune - into Kendo and the guitar not to mention she sounds like a total babe.

Sparv - I really would like to know what planet he come from.

Fred and caroline - the only Swedes I know with a sense of humour.

Lucy - German babes always do it for me - its a hairy armpit thing


Okay that is my ten who I don't actually know but I could've easily made it 100 who have piqued my curiosity.

Lee

[Sparv]

I'm back on line after two days without network, just to find this thread! OK, my list (closer to 20 than 10, I'm in holidays so I no longer count anything):

- The young and pretty ladies. I won't give any name, because i'm sure I'll forget some. I know, that's already more than ten, but I'll count 0 because I don't give names :p.

- The UK aido folks: ScottUK, Satsumara, Rottunpunk, Stephanie Dee, JoDuncan and "those whose name have been forgotten". From the other side of the web, you look like a group of dedicated and relaxed people. Moreover, you got some valuable knowledge (good pubs and beers).

- The (not so) slightly nuts people: first The Squirrels Lord, JoDuncan, AbsentedKendoka, Berserker, and the others. To see if the strange side of the personnality express itself only on the web.

- The neighbours: I'm sure I'll eventually met quite a good numbers of the British and Spanish, so it includes the UK iaido/kendo, and add Paburo, JCM and some other.

- The experienced and wise: Neil, Enkorat and The Great I Am. The last one is obviously more for the experience. One of my dreams is to have at least a small hope in keiko against an international competitor... Must practice more!

That is nearly all.

BTW, I'm flattered to read my username on satsumara's least. Does I spent to much time on the web?

[DCPan]

Well,

I'm surprised nobody wants to meet Hai Hai!

:D

[samurai80]

No particular order...

1. Absenteekendoka: We get along well on the forums, and often make fun of a lot of you guys behind your back. Sounds like a partner in crime.

2. Neil Gendzwill: I don't really want to learn anything, just want to see if I annoy him in real life too.

3. ScottUK: He's an interesting fellow. We both like JSA, the Giants, and giving people an unnecessary hard time.

4. Kiki: She just "gets it".

5. Bokushingu: Seems like a genuinely good guy.

6. Kenzan: It would either be the funniest combo ever, or us annoying the shit out of each other.

7. Charles Lockhar: A good sense of humor...and he lives in Hawaii.

8. Kaoru: I have to, repeat "have" to meet her. I'll finally get to know if she is the same in real life as she is on here. You guys ALL know what I'm talking about. Even if she is worse than on here...it will only provide me with enough mean-spirited comedy to last for years to come.

9. Misterkurukuru: An abrasive personality. Highly respectable to me.

10. The Great I am: His user name alone, is reason enough.

[samurai80]

Sorry about the double post, just thought I should add that listing only ten was difficult. There probably aren't 100 people on here that I would like to meet, but easily 50.

[ZtefaNNN[K]]

kind of tough to choose 10 people.. but here it goes.

Kenshi - sounds like a good relaxed guy with many stories and good sense of humor, well, I find most if not all of you British guys hilarious, sarcastic and relaxed so that goes for you Scott, Gibbo, satsumaruma, JoDuncan, etc (and that´s like 20 souls already, but who cares)

Enkorat - I enjoy his ramblings and the scientific background just makes it more interesting.

Kenzan - the funny guy.

DPan - I have the impression that he has some kind of relation with the Kendo X-files and always has something interesting to throw into the discussion.

samurai80 - I just can´t stop laughing reading his posts.

Sparv - Nuts.

SmellsLikeBogu - as above.

Badtz-Maru - a nice and honest guy.

joekc6nlx - cool guy with some wine culture.

...AND the Ladies!

[Berserker]

Mmmmm, this wasn't easy...

1.Kenzan - Because I want my nuts back

2.Samurai80 - Anti-McDojo king of KWF

3.Absenteekendoka - My fellow randomness poster.

4.Corwyn - See above

5.JoDuncan - He is just damn funny... (My love for you... :D)

6.Shredlord - Filled with info

7.Kendoka Han - A want to meet him face to face... Just to talk about... ... ... ... o no wait, we have nothing in common! :D (I kid I Kid)

8.Kauro - We just get along

9.The Great I am

10.The fine young ladies... WHOOHOO :D

[absenteekendoka]

Hmmmmmm. This actually is a pretty tough post to follow up with......in a nutshell I'd lie to say I'd love to meet/practice with everyone here. Its always fun and sometimes (amazingly) informative. :)

But if we had a list....................

1.Samurai80...(and yes we make fun of all of you behind your backs ;) ) besides he says what I'm thinking......
2.Kenzan......I'm still convinced he DOES were a squirrel suit...but hey since Im dressed as a turkey, who am I to judge.
3.Berserker...as exostential as I am it seems...... :)
4.Corwyn.....just proof that all Iado people aren't crazy...oh wait.......sorry, proof that all Iado people ARE crazy.
5.RottenPunk.......because I think your twisted. ;)
6. ScottUK......again says what we all think......gtta love it. And he never wears a squirrel suit....that we know of....yet.
7.Neil Gendzwill.......though I'm not the master of the red rep point (Please see Samurai80) ;) I do think I run a close second at annoying Neil due to rampant thread hijacking. ...but mostly I blame Kenzan for that......:)
8.Dragon Ninja.....ummmmmmmmmmm....dragony goodness........
9. Dwez....dude I really know who Iknowdwez is..........LOL!
10. I cant play favourites.....everybody else just pile on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Hey, wait a minute...is that your kote? ;)

[Fonsz]

Ignatz
Kenshi
mr Kurukuru just to see if he can teach me how to do a proper do
Kenzan to see if he is as ugly as he thinks he is
Did I mention all the ladies and I do mean all
The absent kendoka from Canada who's in dire need of a group hug
Paikea just to see if he ditched all his hippie records
The Spaminator to see whether he is human after all
All the Kendoka from those faraway places you know Chili, Argentina, Uruguay
Have I mentioned the ladies?
The Stoopid Sensei who provides a community service which ran out of steam
I'm sure I'm forgetting some folks here and I will post them as I think of them and why.
Oh and be sure to not forget the ladies.

[Kaoru]

No particular order...



8. Kaoru: I have to, repeat "have" to meet her. I'll finally get to know if she is the same in real life as she is on here. You guys ALL know what I'm talking about. Even if she is worse than on here...it will only provide me with enough mean-spirited comedy to last for years to come.


What the heck is that supposed to mean?

If that's your only twisted reason for wanting to meet me, forget it. I won't give you the time of day if I ever meet you(And you'll have that chance in the future likely.). I won't associate with people who are mean spirited and cruel. So, don't plan on ever getting a chance to speak to me if all you plan to do is make fun of me like some childish @$$ to my face or behind my back. I hate people like you. You need to grow up, you know that? You act way less than your actual age.

And, for the record, have I ever been less than nice to you? Nope!

Kaoru

[samurai80]

Have I ever been less than nice to you? Lighten up. Its a joke. Its not like I didn't know you were going to read this.

[Lady_Kitsune]

Before the flame wars start my list

Satsu: He loves kendo, loves music and loves Calvin and Hobbes
Neil: great advises and from what i know great sensei
Kaoru: I would love to meet her cos she is a great character in this forum
Alison: cos she's got great opinions and she feels no pain!:laugh:
Kenzan: cos I want to know a kendoka squirrel
Corwyn: always a good advise
Sparv: cos you're quite a character
ne0r: IMHO you always has a good advise or a gambate word!
rottunpunk: is always nice to meet a nice kendoka who has a great sense of humour.
Roberto: Always optimistic, his advises are good. would love to talk to him.

BTW satsu, thank you

[Kaoru]

Have I ever been less than nice to you? Lighten up. Its a joke. Its not like I didn't know you were going to read this.

No, but you never know. People can fake being nice you know. What did you expect me to think? A joke is supposed to be funny, not mean.

Anyway, I didn't find it funny and it didn't read as funny either. I just don't see how anyone could think that would be seen as funny without some further explanation or whatever. Most of the time, you have a good sense of humor but it failed just now, I think. Sorry, but I just can't see what makes it a joke. Want to explain it to me? (We all know I do not get most jokes.) :)

Kaoru

[samurai80]

Well, take it how you want to. Back to the thread.

[Big One]

What the heck is that supposed to mean?

If that's your only twisted reason for wanting to meet me, forget it. I won't give you the time of day if I ever meet you(And you'll have that chance in the future likely.). I won't associate with people who are mean spirited and cruel. So, don't plan on ever getting a chance to speak to me if all you plan to do is make fun of me like some childish @$$ to my face or behind my back. I hate people like you. You need to grow up, you know that? You act way less than your actual age.

And, for the record, have I ever been less than nice to you? Nope!

Kaoru

Samurai80,

You can kiss your A$$ good bye. She is mad now:laugh:

[Big One]

1. Hai Hai, so I can sleep at night peacefully. By the way, he is not here recently.

2. Sparv, so he can cook some French foods to go with the Bordeaux.

3. Swedish team, so they can prove to me that Swedish girls are what to hold them back to live by the North pole.

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10. Everyone else, come over to give me a big group hug and of course, Lady first. :smoker:

[neko kenshi]

Hmm, tough to only have 10.

Well, if I didn't already see him regularly, I'd say Paikea, and I have met R Stroud, so that's a good way of cheating and getting at least 12 in there.

Niel, for obvious reasons
ScottUK, to see his kenjutsu
Enkorat, since he always seems to have good sound advice for everyone
Oroshi, in case I should ever have any questions about Japanese
The Great I Am, to both see his kendo and get in some good laughs (not together, obviously)
Chikodan, for all his great iai insights
Dragon Ninja, after her posts in the pictures of yourself in bogu thread, haha
Peter West, because though I don't know him yet, it would be a privilege to train with him someday
Rottunpunk, seems pretty awesome
Kenzan, would be a blast to hang around

[Kaoru]

1. Hai Hai, so I can sleep at night peacefully. By the way, he is not here recently.

2. Sparv, so he can cook some French foods to go with the Bordeaux.

3. Swedish team, so they can prove to me that Swedish girls are what to hold them back to live by the North pole.

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10. Everyone else, come over to give me a big group hug and of course, Lady first. :smoker:

What's Bordeaux? I thought that was a kind of chocolate? :confused: Its a type of See's candy to be precise, and my favorite! Next to the Butterscotch Squares that is... :) Actually, I don't know which I like better!

Kaoru

[Kaoru]

Well, take it how you want to. Back to the thread.

I don't know why you brushed it off for. It's not about me taking it how I want to. It was how you came across, and it wasn't very nice, and you should at least recognise that. And, you should care how you make people feel. If you aren't careful, your words can really hurt a person. It just wasn't a very polite joke, if it was one. I can take some poking at for fun, but not something like that.

Well, I did give you a chance to explain in case I missed something, to be fair to you. I thought that it would be rude not to. Maybe you did mean it... Who knows.

Anyway, that's all. I'm a little disappointed. Well, the stinking 8 1/2 inches of snow we got yesterday doesn't help my mood in the least. It's APRIL for crying out loud!!! So, where's my warm weather?? So, I probably barked at you more than I should in my first post to you.

Kaoru

[Lady_Kitsune]

What's Bordeaux? I thought that was a kind of chocolate? :confused: Its a type of See's candy to be precise, and my favorite! Next to the Butterscotch Squares that is... :) Actually, I don't know which I like better!

Kaoru


Probably is made with bordeaux wine, I know is a pretty well known wine that comes from the region of Bordeaux, France

[Lady_Kitsune]

Anyway, that's all. I'm a little disappointed. Well, the stinking 8 1/2 inches of snow we got yesterday doesn't help my mood in the least. It's APRIL for crying out loud!!! So, where's my warm weather?? So, I probably barked at you more than I should in my first post to you.

Kaoru


Oh so you have the cold weather, send it up down here too much warm days for us now

[absenteekendoka]

I think its time for a big Kendo group hug!!!!! :)

[D'Artagnan]

Mr. Kurukuru
Hai Hai
Neil Gendzwill
Kenzan
Ignatz
Paikea
Moocow
JMarsden
Curtis
Miravil

I have already met/Know

The Great I AM
Kenshi
Shred Lord
Super Kodachi
emitbrowne
Rottunpunk
Mowvran
Akasha
Dwez
JSchmit
GMason

and a few others who's username I can't remember


I'm a little offended that nobody has me on their list, don't you all know who I am?!?!?!?!?!?!?! :ko:

[Kaoru]

Probably is made with bordeaux wine, I know is a pretty well known wine that comes from the region of Bordeaux, France

Oh.... I see! Thanks! I didn't realise there was a wine of that name. Well, now that I know, I can't see eating fries with wine. Gross! I think a carbonated drink like Sprite goes better with them! :)


Oh so you have the cold weather, send it up down here too much warm days for us now

Yeah. It's so depressing!! I thought it was going to warm up finally since it hit 60 for the first time last week, the snow had all melted except for bits here and there, and then it has been in the 50's until three days ago. Makes me so mad! I hate the cold and having had about 6 months of it already is driving me just crazy!

Hey... I know! Wanna trade places? :D You can have the cold, and then I get the warm weather! hehehe! :D Summer won't happen here until at least June. :( *sniff!* It's supposed to be in the 50's by mid-week, but I'll believe it when I see it. I'd rather it be like, 75 at least though! Suffice it to say, Spring has NOT sprung here, and I'm just not thrilled with this freak snow storm. Grrrr..... So, you can have as much of our cold as you want! Do you want the snow with it? 'Cause I can send that, too! :D

Kaoru

[Lady_Kitsune]

Oh.... I see! Thanks! I didn't realise there was a wine of that name. Well, now that I know, I can't see eating fries with wine. Gross! I think a carbonated drink like Sprite goes better with them! :)



Yeah. It's so depressing!! I thought it was going to warm up finally since it hit 60 for the first time last week, the snow had all melted except for bits here and there, and then it has been in the 50's until three days ago. Makes me so mad! I hate the cold and having had about 6 months of it already is driving me just crazy!

Hey... I know! Wanna trade places? :D You can have the cold, and then I get the warm weather! hehehe! :D Summer won't happen here until at least June. :( *sniff!* It's supposed to be in the 50's by mid-week, but I'll believe it when I see it. I'd rather it be like, 75 at least though! Suffice it to say, Spring has NOT sprung here, and I'm just not thrilled with this freak snow storm. Grrrr..... So, you can have as much of our cold as you want! Do you want the snow with it? 'Cause I can send that, too! :D

Kaoru


Oh I would love to trade places, i like snow but here wwe don't have any (the type of weather is not the snow type) and yeah, winter will not happen until june here...

[Kaoru]

Oh I would love to trade places, i like snow but here wwe don't have any (the type of weather is not the snow type) and yeah, winter will not happen until june here...

hehehe, I don't like snow, but I think it is very pretty. You can have it! :D Anyway, Winter is coming huh? Wow. What's considered cold there? I thought Chile did get snow in some places. Don't the mountains get it? (I am thinking right, that you have mountains? Seems to me I remember getting told Chile does. Sorry if I'm wrong.)

Kaoru

[Lady_Kitsune]

hehehe, I don't like snow, but I think it is very pretty. You can have it! :D Anyway, Winter is coming huh? Wow. What's considered cold there? I thought Chile did get snow in some places. Don't the mountains get it? (I am thinking right, that you have mountains? Seems to me I remember getting told Chile does. Sorry if I'm wrong.)

Kaoru

Oh yeah, south of Chile is pretty damn cold, some places like Santiago and los Andes have loads of snow in some parts, but here in Viña del Mar, where I live, the weather is more like in Long Beach, California

So you're not wrong, is just we don't have snow here.

[Kaoru]

Oh yeah, south of Chile is pretty damn cold, some places like Santiago and los Andes have loads of snow in some parts, but here in Viña del Mar, where I live, the weather is more like in Long Beach, California

So you're not wrong, is just we don't have snow here.

Oh, I see! Well, having lived in Southern Cali, I envy your weather! I guess you can go skiing when you like then. Nice. Go to the cold and then come back to the warm. :) That's the way to have it!

Kaoru

[Lady_Kitsune]

Oh, I see! Well, having lived in Southern Cali, I envy your weather! I guess you can go skiing when you like then. Nice. Go to the cold and then come back to the warm. :) That's the way to have it!

Kaoru

LOL, yeah it could be, except that going to the mountains to have an afternoon of ski is mlore expensive than kendo here in Chile, but I think I will go some day I need to!!!:laugh:

[imouto]

Meeting people from the internet?

[runs away]

[Lady_Kitsune]

Meeting people from the internet?

[runs away]


No, just meeting crazy kendokas from the internet... :laugh:

[Kaoru]

LOL, yeah it could be, except that going to the mountains to have an afternoon of ski is mlore expensive than kendo here in Chile, but I think I will go some day I need to!!!:laugh:

Oh yeah... That's true! I hadn't even thought of that, hehehe... Oh well. Anyway, at least you could, if you got the chance to sometime. :)

Kaoru

[LarsCW]

No, just meeting crazy kendokas from the internet... :laugh:

I have met Fons, just watch out with that guy especially when he's in bogu.

As soon as he's with a beer he's safe to get near thought.

[corwyn]

I can only think of the havoc that would be wreaked if Kenzan, Berzerker, Samurai80, AbsenteeKendoka...and all the other nutcases (including most of the UK "nutters")...and I got together. That would be fun.

I'd also love to train with Peter West and some of the other higher-ranking folks.

Actually, I think I wouldn't mind meeting just about anyone on here.

Sorry, that's way more than 10, but I can't narrow it down.

EDIT: wait, I lied. There's one person I think I could do without meeting. But I'm not about to hurt their feelings by naming them directly.

[LarsCW]

I can only think of the havoc that would be wreaked if Kenzan, Berzerker, Samurai80, AbsenteeKendoka...and all the other nutcases (including most of the UK "nutters")...and I got together. That would be fun.

I'd also love to train with Peter West and some of the other higher-ranking folks.

Actually, I think I wouldn't mind meeting just about anyone on here.

Sorry, that's way more than 10, but I can't narrow it down.

EDIT: wait, I lied. There's one person I think I could do without meeting. But I'm not about to hurt their feelings by naming them directly.

You wanna ban out mister Killmore again, erm Killgore, he'll get so lonely just like he would have been last christmas:confused2

[Bokushingu]

I would Like to meet
1) Neil -- put's the K in Kewl
2) Charlie -- puts the S in Sempai
3) Samurai80 -- Puts the Y in You had it coming
4) Dragon Ninja -- Puts the C in Confident
5) Stephanie Dee -- Puts the S in Sweet
6) Maz77 -- Puts the B in Brotha' because he's a fellow SCKF -- btw which club you from?
7) Enkorat -- Puts the W is Wise
8) ScottUk -- Puts the L in Life of the Party
9) Badtz Maru -- Puts the S in Sensei
10) Kagerou -- Puts the D in Dedicated.

So many others I would like to meet, i can't even begin like: Paikai, Ne0r, nonamehandle, absentkendoka, etc...

People i have met
1) JMarsten -- Sensei is Majestic.
2) Moocow -- Watching him play is like watching Muhammed Ali -- a true fighter.
3) Misterkurukuru -- he does have a bad azz DO; i luv watching him play wearing that Raider Patch lol
4) Kuzu70 -- All around awesome Guy
5) Kenzan -- what can I say...Bigger than Life :)
6) Kiki -- pretty, friendly & I like watching her play.
7) ChrisKendo -- He is one of four of My kendo idols. If we had more people like him this country would be a better, more successful & honest Nation.

No flames please; this is my opinion about the people i have met & would like to meet.

[imouto]

No, just meeting crazy kendokas from the internet... :laugh:

Right, well that must be okay then.

[imnothere]

I really want to see what Kenzen is like in real life.

Of course, I will take all the necessary precaution - wearing bogu (probably borrowing a senior's), shinai at chuden kamae, peanut bags ready to throw as a diversion while I make a run for it. :p

I would meet Lady Kitsune and the other, without the bogu and the shinai.

[Kendoka_Han]

I would like to meet all KWF people.....10 at a time ;)

[Maku-san]

I would like to meet all KWF people.....10 at a time ;)

I second your post! :D

[dwez]

Don't you just love a popularity contest. You know we've all just gone through this post desperately looking to see if someone loves us. In my case they do, I can die a happy man.

Don't mean to spoil the fun but I wouldn't choose 10 as I'm just happy to have met a few people already and I'm sure I'd enjoy the company of anyone else from the board both in the dojo and at seminars/taikai.

[Lady_Kitsune]

Awww you guys touched my heart with your posts, now I would put you in my list, but that's more than ten... ah, what the hell, you all are cool.

[Chaby]

1. The Ladies-Because you all know that Kendo chicks ROCK!
2. Sensei Neil-for obvious reason.
3. Enkorat- the same obvious reason.
4. Badtz Maru- same thing.
5. Kenshi-Man with a huge experience,I would like to learn a thing or two from him.
6. The Kenzan-ScottUK-Samurai80-Satsumaruma Quartet.- For some hilarious funny-smutty-cheeky goodness... :D
7. Corwyn- Good guy,with great advices.
8. Paburo- Because he is THE MAN (ladies man that is),how do you do it?!?
9. Oroshi- He's knowledge of Japan and nihongo is fascinating.
10. Phil Wright and his alter ego Damian Lucifer- actually,I would like to meet them on the "Mythbusters" show,so that some questions could be answered.

Well that is the first dozen people.
I would like to meet you all...

"Whoever holds a shinai is friend of mine."*
*Backyard ninjery and Mcdojos excluded!

[ne0r]

Hm, I think dwez put it well.

Meeting people is fun anyway, I'd like to meet you all, preferably seeing you only through metal bars, screaming at you and hitting YOU over the head, hahaha XD :)

[absenteekendoka]

Hm, I think dwez put it well.

Meeting people is fun anyway, I'd like to meet you all, preferably seeing you only through metal bars, screaming at you and hitting YOU over the head, hahaha XD :)

Haha! Excellent! My goal is to eventually be in a position to travel from dojo to dojo and practice more or less everywhere. That for me would be the ultimate retirement 'hobby' :)Besides I'd get to a chance to practice with some of you wonderfully insane folks!! And with any luck make a pit stop or two near 'home' in Germany, and then over to the UK....then finally the big cheese Japan. And yes Berserker I'll drop by SA too :)

[corwyn]

7. Corwyn- Good guy,with great advices.


Did someone hack my account and start giving good advice? That couldn't possibly be me...

[satsumaruma]

Don't you just love a popularity contest. You know we've all just gone through this post desperately looking to see if someone loves us. In my case they do, I can die a happy man.

.


Do you know you are right - it has turned a bit into that but it wasn't intended to be like that at all.

Thing is that there were lost more I wanted to put into my list but I just picked the ones who piqued my interest for various reasons not the ones who I necessarily think I'd get on with.

I could've easily added Spendius, Ahmed, Dwez, Paikea, The great I am, Berserker, nonamehandle, absenteekendoka, H2O, JoDuncan, Mike and many many more whose posts I have enjoyed over the years.


As for the ones I do know who people have mentioned I can give you 'the behind the scenes tabloid gossip.

ScottUk - Commander Ryker lookalike who no-one can understand due to his speaking in a totally stupid way. His Iai is very good though-but.
Stephanie Dee - proper little madam who can't do Iai if anyone is watching - think psycho sue meets psycho sue and youre halfway there.
Chidokan - think of a walrus with a bigger moustache than usual
Rottunpunk - psycho sue meets Fredie Krueger
Andy Watson - ......."this is the voice of the Mysterons..." Andy is now kitted up in shiny knee high boots and wearing a kepi. Iai is bloody good - git!
Nakura - think of a language and this bod can speak it- bloody know it all who is also a lot better at iai than he thinks he is
Bailemor - Scottish. No more to be said really as that is bad enough to have to live with.
Jakku san - Think Ronaldo - not the brazilian one but the Portuguese one and that is exactly who he looks like. Except Ronaldo doesn't drool when Steph DD is about.
Satsumaruma - total babe magnet sex god who knows what multiple means:ko::ko:

[Fred27]

Satsumaruma - total babe magnet sex god who knows what multiple means:ko::ko:

Uhm..ok..I just gotta ask: How do you know that? :confused2:confused2

[corwyn]

Satsumaruma - total babe magnet sex god who knows what multiple means:ko::ko:

http://www.rm-r.net/~bri/sa/sa.snappyanswers.com/pics/babe.jpg

[satsumaruma]

Uhm..ok..I just gotta ask: How do you know that? :confused2:confused2


Easy, one more than I get. Ta-daaaa

:ko:

http://www.rm-r.net/~bri/sa/sa.snappyanswers.com/pics/babe.jpg

Damn, she swore she'd never kiss'n'tell.
Never trust women - not even the porcine variety

:eek:

[corwyn]

Damn, she swore she'd never kiss'n'tell.
Never trust women - not even the porcine variety

:eek:

Uhh....it's been a while since I saw that movie, but wasn't Babe a boy pig?

[stephanie dee]

I think that i'd be interested in meeting just about everyone on here... So can't name just 10!

The people who I have met have all been pretty funky I should think...

Rottun- She's a girly girl at heart and she knows it. :-) Insisted on me having some of her vulva (I didn't mind)
ScottUK- Has an interesting sense of humour... Can't talk properly, and doesn't mind when I say "pardon?" "What did you say?" Also quite tall. And has a beard.
Sats- Words can't quite describe...
Andy Watson- Tall. Well spoken as well I think, but have only ever kinda briefly chatted with him.
JakkuSan- Studying bloody german for god's sake! A nice lad, easy to talk to!
Toaster- (I think) Aw!! Proper cute!!! And proper brave...
Shred Lord- I like his do... A cool chap!

I have met more but I never realise I have met them.... If that makes sense...


Stephanie Dee - proper little madam who can't do Iai if anyone is watching - think psycho sue meets psycho sue and youre halfway there.

I am not a madam at all! Well I don't think I am... But it's true, I can't do Iai if there is anyone watching... And who is psycho sue??? She had better be someone absolutely devine! :)


Uhh....it's been a while since I saw that movie, but wasn't Babe a boy pig?

I can confirm... The pig was male.... Explanation Sats?

[Fonsz]

I think that i'd be interested in meeting just about everyone on here... So can't name just 10!

The people who I have met have all been pretty funky I should think...

Rottun- She's a girly girl at heart and she knows it. :-) Insisted on me having some of her vulva (I didn't mind)

Are my eyes deceiving me? Does it say what I think it says? Could you elaborate please? Because something doesn't seem right here.:confused::confused::confused::confused:

[samurai80]

I don't know why you brushed it off for. It's not about me taking it how I want to. It was how you came across, and it wasn't very nice, and you should at least recognise that. And, you should care how you make people feel. If you aren't careful, your words can really hurt a person.
Kaoru

First, let me apoligize to Sats for being off-topic with this post. I think it is an interesting thread, and I don't want to ruin it. Here comes the "but" part.

Kaoru, thanks for keeping your last post under 3000 words. I understand that my personality is one to either be loved, or hated. I gladly accept the consequences of my actions. Since you "hate" people like me, I find this an appropriate juncture in our relationship to point out some things. I noticed many people (who have either met you, or on KW) believe you to be arrogant, bossy, and a know-it-all. I would sometimes agree. Yet, your plethra of kendo knowledge is backed up by at least five years of not being in bogu, and I'm not sure what rank, if any you actually hold. Now, how much kendo can you really understand, without actually experiencing kendo? Someone might ask "Samurai80, how deep is your kendo knowledge?" It is deep enough to know that I won't post instructionals on how to do waza, or what should go on in someone elses dojo. In fact, their are really only about four or five guys on here that can give "real" information on kendo. Perhaps you should listen (one of the hardest things for non-asains to do) instead of posting your personal thesis paper on whatever topic is at hand. It might even be a good idea at this point to ask yourself if kendo is for you. Perhaps iaido, it teaches you the same valuable principles as kendo, but doesn't involve that pesky bogu that you'll never wear. If you find yourself in one of your typical, bossy, uptight moods...perhaps doing some drugs would be good for you. If you are looking for a safer alternative, I've heard that women enjoy sexual relationships. Let's say your not into penises, please consider other women. Don't knock it 'till you've tried it. If you are offended by the mere idea of it, please consider becoming a nun, where you can force your will upon people, and genitals will be kept far away from your bodily orifices at all times. Hey, I hear they even let you own multiple cats. Sorry this message is so long...I did it from my pocket PC.

Thanks lil' Buddy

P.S. I promise I'm done. Please continue with the thread.

[Big One]

Hu Hu Hu Hah Hah Hah. Nobody loves me:hurt::cry:

[samurai80]

11. Big one

[Lady_Kitsune]

Are my eyes deceiving me? Does it say what I think it says? Could you elaborate please? Because something doesn't seem right here.:confused::confused::confused::confused:

I think I'm reading the same thing....:confused2

[Fred27]

Maybe it was one of those Freudian slip of the tounge..I've had a few of those meself :)

[Big One]

First, let me apoligize to Sats for being off-topic with this post. I think it is an interesting thread, and I don't want to ruin it. Here comes the "but" part.

Kaoru, thanks for keeping your last post under 3000 words. I understand that my personality is one to either be loved, or hated. I gladly accept the consequences of my actions. Since you "hate" people like me, I find this an appropriate juncture in our relationship to point out some things. I noticed many people (who have either met you, or on KW) believe you to be arrogant, bossy, and a know-it-all. I would sometimes agree. Yet, your plethra of kendo knowledge is backed up by at least five years of not being in bogu, and I'm not sure what rank, if any you actually hold. Now, how much kendo can you really understand, without actually experiencing kendo? Someone might ask "Samurai80, how deep is your kendo knowledge?" It is deep enough to know that I won't post instructionals on how to do waza, or what should go on in someone elses dojo. In fact, their are really only about four or five guys on here that can give "real" information on kendo. Perhaps you should listen (one of the hardest things for non-asains to do) instead of posting your personal thesis paper on whatever topic is at hand. It might even be a good idea at this point to ask yourself if kendo is for you. Perhaps iaido, it teaches you the same valuable principles as kendo, but doesn't involve that pesky bogu that you'll never wear. If you find yourself in one of your typical, bossy, uptight moods...perhaps doing some drugs would be good for you. If you are looking for a safer alternative, I've heard that women enjoy sexual relationships. Let's say your not into penises, please consider other women. Don't knock it 'till you've tried it. If you are offended by the mere idea of it, please consider becoming a nun, where you can force your will upon people, and genitals will be kept far away from your bodily orifices at all times. Hey, I hear they even let you own multiple cats. Sorry this message is so long...I did it from my pocket PC.

Thanks lil' Buddy

P.S. I promise I'm done. Please continue with the thread.

Men, and I thought Stephen King is on the line. Your spelling is terible though.

[corwyn]

Rottun- She's a girly girl at heart and she knows it. :-) Insisted on me having some of her vulva (I didn't mind)


!? :eek::eek:


Maybe it was one of those Freudian slip of the tounge..I've had a few of those meself :)

:laugh:

[Fred27]

!? :eek::eek:



:laugh:

Oopsie! I know you guys wont believe me, but I didnt see that one coming..errr..I mean...I didnt...uhm..ah bugger! :confused2

[ghostdancer]

http://www.kendo-world.com/forum/showthread.php?t=16953&highlight=vulva

post 38 for an explanation you corrupt minded souls you

[corwyn]

http://www.kendo-world.com/forum/showthread.php?t=16953&highlight=vulva

post 38 for an explanation you corrupt minded souls you

Oh sure, take all the fun out of it... :p

[Fonsz]

http://www.kendo-world.com/forum/showthread.php?t=16953&highlight=vulva

post 38 for an explanation you corrupt minded souls you
Thank you for saving my night's rest. I was already flipping out with the corrupt stuff my mind was playing tricks with. But I take offense that I have a corrupt minded soul. I'm a superstitious Atheist so therefore I don't have one.

Kaoru lighten up don't take everything too seriously because obviously we (or a lot of the folks hanging around here) aren't too serious as well.

Sam80 with the nice dog face. You made your point, we all know what it's all about but it's not always appropriate to speak up your mind. Other than that carry on with the Crusade against the Dark Side of the Force.
Lighten up everyone and have some Vulva! With or without alcohol to flush our corrupt minded souls!:eek:

[Lady_Kitsune]

Oh sure, take all the fun out of it... :p

LOL!!!:laugh:

[ghostdancer]

Oh sure, take all the fun out of it... :p

oh feck it, can you give your self neg rep? sorry people ...........:cry:

[Lady_Kitsune]

oh feck it, can you give your self neg rep? sorry people ...........:cry:

why??? What is it? Why the sad face?

[corwyn]

oh feck it, can you give your self neg rep? sorry people ...........:cry:

No worries...it's not like we were going to get pictures or video, anyway.

:laugh:

[chidokan]

can we have a thread where I can regret meeting people from here, please?

1. rottun. who the hell told her I taught in the dojo next to her judo class... and why did I say "yes, sure, join in"...

2. Sats. Just.... Why? (Was I a bad person in a previous life?)

3. ScottUK. He was ok until he spoke....ee-oy-dow? What the hell is that?!?

There are others who (depressingly and rather scarily) are worse...
Fortunately I have managed to avoid meeting most of these in the flesh so far...:laugh:

[samurai80]

Men, and I thought Stephen King is on the line. Your spelling is terible though.

I assume this is supposed to be ironic.

[ne0r]

Maybe it was one of those Freudian slip of the tounge..I've had a few of those meself :)

Words cannot express my inner state of mind when reading these words... :)

[The great I AM]

Sorry this message is so long...I did it from my pocket PC.This last bit made me laugh so hard I actually farted. And it stinks. Dam you, saumrai80!

[rottunpunk]

ooh look new things

ah i feel so loved, for being mentioned (even if one of them was a derogatory comment by tim)

i would like to meet all those that want to meet me
and also any of those who dont like me, just to piss them off in person :D

:p

[Inner_Silence]

im spreading some rep about the vulva thing, its hilarious!!

back on topic.
I would like to meet everyone :D, anyway if I could only choose one to meet I think thats is more than crystal clear who I would meet...

[ace]

im spreading some rep about the vulva thing, its hilarious!!

back on topic.
I would like to meet everyone :D, anyway if I could only choose one to meet I think thats is more than crystal clear who I would meet...

funny anytime i read one of your post your talking about ali?
isnt about time you 2 just shack up and call it a night.

[absenteekendoka]

Uhh....it's been a while since I saw that movie, but wasn't Babe a boy pig?

Any Port in a storm ;)

[absenteekendoka]

Hu Hu Hu Hah Hah Hah. Nobody loves me:hurt::cry:

You were my number 11.... :) This post really needs to be about the 100 KW people you'd want to meet.

[corwyn]

Any Port in a storm ;)

Apparently. :eek:

[Paburo]

im spreading some rep about the vulva thing, its hilarious!!

back on topic.
I would like to meet everyone, anyway if I could only choose one to meet I think thats is more than crystal clear who I would meet...

awwwwwwww, i think this forum should have the 'romantic +reputation' option! hahaha. :D cause i'd def give you some suave points up my friend lol.

anyway, 10 ppl is nonsensical. there are way too many cool ppl around here to just choose ten and leave the rest out (and hurt their poor feelings on the way) lol. so i'll post the 10 dojos/areas that i would love to meet, along with their kenshi (and nightlife action! :D)

1. McGill dojo and canadian ppl: mcgill for obvious reasons... a dojo with one of the highest "cute girls per single guy" ratio in the world :D

2. UNSW dojo ppl: they know who they are :D (besides i don't really know how many of them are actually on this forum, and what are their nicknames!)

3. china dolls: eliza, mingshi, etc. (ok... khaw meng can go in here too, maybe lol)

4. the brit islanders: rottenpink, batman, scott, steph, d'artagnan, satsu, budoangel, toaster, superkodachi, mikeh, jo, and the iaido dude(ttes) too... even though my passionate affair with iaido is on hold... lol.

5. the gaijin big-in-japan expat section: dragon-ninjer, kingof, kenshi, oroshi(?), viking, hyaku, mr.gibbo, etc

6. the chilenian faction: kitsune, inner_suave_romantic, stefan, niko, etc. and specially i want to meet with my shinai the chilenian guy who stole our website some five-odd years ago :D

7. the legendary sckf killing machines: moocow, chinen, kirin, kurukuru, samurai80, haihai, maz77, kiki, etc.... what better place to get your arse kicked than sunny california? :D also the cali "giants" (bokushingu and kenzan)... want to see if they're really that 'big' and 'scary' in jigeiko :D and also the "in the middle of nowhere in america" kenshi: tango, charlie, obulco, enkorat, madztbaru, etc

8. neighbours in 'EUROPE' (notice how i'm not including the uk islanders in this category haha :D) would love to meet my fellow kendo neighbours from the closer countries! onsen, lucy, solinde, etc. and, to a much lesser extent i'm afraid (haha jk guys) :D the blokes: chaby, sparv, fonsz, cesarekim, etc.

9. last but not least, the hawaiian pizza: runsyi

...i'll save the 10th because i'm sure i'm missing ppl and dojos here lol :D

[ScottUK]

Would like to meet (in no particular order):

Iggy (sense of humour)
Paikea (the same, and owes me a tsuba)
Meng (cracks me up)
PGSmith (funny guy)
Smells Like Bogu (cos I love funny Europeans)
Fred27 (sound guy and stickfighter)
Samurai80 (he hates more than I do)
Tattooed Asshole (to compare tats and talk nonsense)
Dragon Ninja (to see if she is hot in real life)
kensenbatusaii (not sure why)
Hai Hai (well funny)
Sparv (despite his nationality hehe)
Corwyn (nice forum noob)

Met:

Chidokan (moustachio'd mentalist)
Rottunpunk (loony - student of Chidokan, see?)
Steph (err, just too cute for words)
Samurai Lapin (been buddies for eons)
Satsumaruma (wicked iai for a deviant munchkin)
Andy Watson (cute, in an elephant man sort-of-way)
Hyaku (monster with a monster bokuto)
Nico Storm (long-haired bruiser)
The Great I Am (excellent attitude problem)
xvikingx (hysterical when drunk and interacting with locals)
Kenshi (much cooler in real life)
ZealUK (great guy - who likes Finnish alcohol)
Lounge (traitor ex-pat and lifelong friend)
Oroshi (too bright for words)
Awooga (that is all)
Budo Angel (nag-wielding Londonah!)
Decado (dedicated iai/ken feller)
RA Sosnowski (well-knowledgeable)
John Tee (hehehehehehe)
Bailemor (now shinken'ed up so I will be nice)
Nakura (the only guy I hug 'cos he is cool)
Saitama Steve (big, Irish, armed)
Reiver (groundskeeper willie with a sword)
I_am_Cthulhu (eater of spleens and virgins and spleens-of-virgins)
Martch (northerner and sound chap)
Mike Molloy (student and teacher all at once)
Peter West (one of the first 6dans I met - and one of my faves)
Kim Taylor (knows his stuff and does a good line in seminars)

and also Shredlord, JSchmidt, Mingshi, Mokujin, Toaster, Splice, Nige, sjp, iai-bob, niten ninja and many many others who I have forgotten to type up in my lunch break... where did all that time go?

[Inner_Silence]

specially i want to meet with my shinai the chilenian guy who stole our website some five-odd years ago :D



what?? are you talking seriously??
give me some more info on PM and Ill see if I can gather some info... hehehe:smoker::smoker:

well I would like to meet

1.- ally girl: way too many reasons to write here
2.- kenzan: he brings the coolness beyond cool
3.- paburo: so you can tell me how the heck you do it!!
4.- ignatz: has been a bit dissapeared from the forum but everyone remembers him, I personally want him to let go all kendo girls (http://www.kendo-world.com/forum/showpost.php?p=296000&postcount=40) from his castle
5.- neil the spaminator: the wise
6.- dragon ninja: so I can clarify some doubts...
7.- KW forumites in facebook like scott or elisa
8.- awooga guy: someone who talks in third person about himself!!its hilarious
9.- I_am_chtulhu: becouse he IS chtulhu
10.- the great I am.- nickname says everything...

[satsumaruma]

I am not a madam at all! Well I don't think I am... But it's true, I can't do Iai if there is anyone watching... And who is psycho sue??? She had better be someone absolutely devine! :)



I can confirm... The pig was male.... Explanation Sats?

The madam comment was based on Andy W being Your pimp - sort of had a brothel image all of a sudden.


And male pigs Huh? well I know I is soo pretty that I appeal to both men and women but I never realsied that both male and female pigs wanted to shag me!

Kuh, well I never:)


Hu Hu Hu Hah Hah Hah. Nobody loves me:hurt::cry:

Sorry, but who are you


:ko::ko::ko:


can we have a thread where I can regret meeting people from here, please?

:

I think that would be simpler than for all the rest of us who regret meeting you to identify ourselves - could go on for ever:laugh:


2. Sats. Just.... Why? (Was I a bad person in a previous life?)


No, you're just a git in this one:eek::laugh:



Met:

Chidokan (moustachio'd mentalist)
Rottunpunk (loony - student of Chidokan, see?)
Steph (err, just too cute for words)
Samurai Lapin (been buddies for eons)
Satsumaruma (wicked iai for a deviant munchkin)
Andy Watson (cute, in an elephant man sort-of-way)
Hyaku (monster with a monster bokuto)
Nico Storm (long-haired bruiser)
The Great I Am (excellent attitude problem)
xvikingx (hysterical when drunk and interacting with locals)
Kenshi (much cooler in real life)
ZealUK (great guy - who likes Finnish alcohol)
Lounge (traitor ex-pat and lifelong friend)
Oroshi (too bright for words)
Awooga (that is all)
Budo Angel (nag-wielding Londonah!)
Decado (dedicated iai/ken feller)
RA Sosnowski (well-knowledgeable)
John Tee (hehehehehehe)
Bailemor (now shinken'ed up so I will be nice)
Nakura (the only guy I hug 'cos he is cool)
Saitama Steve (big, Irish, armed)
Reiver (groundskeeper willie with a sword)
I_am_Cthulhu (eater of spleens and virgins and spleens-of-virgins)
Martch (northerner and sound chap)
Mike Molloy (student and teacher all at once)
Peter West (one of the first 6dans I met - and one of my faves)
Kim Taylor (knows his stuff and does a good line in seminars)

and also Shredlord, JSchmidt, Mingshi, Mokujin, Toaster, Splice, Nige, sjp, iai-bob, niten ninja and many many others who I have forgotten to type up in my lunch break... where did all that time go?


I wonder how the word 'munchkin' translates into English?

[ScottUK]

I wonder how the word 'munchkin' translates into English?Maybe this (http://www.prestigioushomesflatfeeservices.net/images/ompa%20lumpa%20menbbb.jpg) is a better description?

[Eliza]

Man, I want to meet all of you...... The good, the bad, and the UGLY!
Maybe if I can get a job I will save some money to do so.
I really, really want to meet Kenshi, Dragon Ninja, Paburo, Inner Silence, Charlie and Kapplow though. And the Cali guys who will kick my butt. And the UK guys that will kick my butt..... Okay just anyone who will kick my butt. LOL
Love to every kendoka, and iaidoka out there!

[MAZ77]

6) Maz77 -- Puts the B in Brotha' because he's a fellow SCKF -- btw which club you from?


Good lord, i made it onto a list? HAH! Pasadena of course. How else could I make fun of Kenzan and enforce martial law on him?

[Kenzan]

Good lord, i made it onto a list? HAH! Pasadena of course. How else could I make fun of Kenzan and enforce martial law on him?

Someday I'd like to meet MAZ77.
:confused2


:laugh:

[MAZ77]

Someday I'd like to meet MAZ77.
:confused2


:laugh:

You will meet him again on friday. And his friends, Yoko and Men. And perhaps a little of the kurukuru.

[Badger]

-ScottUK, He owes me a Kendo English to Japanese Dictionary.

[ZtefaNNN[K]]

Pablo you will have to go to japan now, if you want to get the cyber thief. :D

[MSPaintClock]

I want to meet:

Anonymous
The Great I Am
Neil Gendzwill (SP)
Oh and Bokushingu or whatever his name was haha.
oh and and Scott UK he gives me rep every now and then.

I'm a bit too quiet to actually talk but I'd like to practice with them.

[Curtis]

I have to list places more than people. This way I get to meet a whole bunch.

With bogu:
1. Australia, I really want to go down under. New Zealand would be a nice side trip.
2. Scandinavian countries, all of them.
3. Saskatoon and environs, Neil, are you home?
4. Spain, a couple parts I would like to see.
5. Northern Italy and Southern France.
6. The rest of the U.S.
7. Everywhere else eventually.

I really need some lightweight bogu to take. I would like to build my collapsible 3 piece doh design for traveling.

Like to go back to a few places too.

1. A whole lot of places without bogu with my family.

[Alison2805]

1. Inner Silence - for all sorts of reasons ;]
2. Rottonpunk - because she has groovy tatoos
3. Batz-Maru - for beer keiko
4. Kenzan - because I want to hug a squirrel
5. Paikea - because he is a fellow rock-licker

Bah, there are too many more to list without forgetting some, so thats the main ones!!

[xvikingx]

xvikingx (hysterical when drunk and interacting with locals)
Is that what you call dry-humping a mannequin where you come from???

[Inner_Silence]

well... what can I say... (http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g227/solo_yo/Happy_Face.png)


:D:D:D:D:D::D

[Kenshi]

I really need some lightweight bogu to take. I would like to build my collapsible 3 piece doh design for traveling.

At least Nakayama Hakudo had one for exactly the purpose you mention.

[Curtis]

At least Nakayama Hakudo had one for exactly the purpose you mention.

Like to see that. When I find some time I am going to build a mock up. It will be a little think on the sides to accommodate the pins I have in mind.

[Kenzan]

Kenzan - In my minds eye he is big and fat and loveable but slightly annoying in a good way; I want to see if this is true


Hey! Who you callin' big and fat!
Why I ought 'ta......



...Oh..

right.





...


6. Kenzan: It would either be the funniest combo ever, or us annoying the shit out of each other.


I like Root Beer with my Chinese food.

Now that's annoying.




...
Kenzan - the funny guy.


Funny?
What do you mean I'm funny?
What am I a clown? I amuse you?
You said I'm funny. How the f am I funny, what the f is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's so funny?


:D



Mmmmm, this wasn't easy...
1.Kenzan - Because I want my nuts back


Whatdaya lookin to me for?
I ain't got yer nuts.

It's 'jus somthin' that happened to you a loooooong time ago.

BAM!

Now gimme a dollar.





2.Kenzan......I'm still convinced he DOES were a squirrel suit...but hey since Im dressed as a turkey, who am I to judge.


You are a sick, sick OH so very sick little monkey.

...And I like it.







Kenzan to see if he is as ugly as he thinks he is


I have a face that only a mother could love.
I thought you of all people would understand this.

LOL
:laugh:








Kenzan: cos I want to know a kendoka squirrel


You frighten me.

:confused2




Kenzan, would be a blast to hang around

ATARIMAE!

:D






Kenzan


For the mere price of $10.00, I will gladly sell you an autograph.
..Of course, it won't be MY autograph, but then what did you expect for $10.00!?

:D


I can only think of the havoc that would be wreaked if Kenzan, Berzerker, Samurai80, AbsenteeKendoka...and all the other nutcases (including most of the UK "nutters")...and I got together. That would be fun.


But the main question is, would that be fun for us?

:laugh:
:D



I really want to see what Kenzen is like in real life.


I lead a fairly normal life, you know,
collecting various gums I find underneath bartables, as well as catagorizing mummified celebrity Nose Goblins.


'Cause That's life in the fast lane, baby!





well I would like to meet

1.- ally girl: way too many reasons to write here

(I totally read this as any girl.) -Kenzan

LOL
:D


2.- kenzan: he brings the coolness beyond cool
..

Wow..You really think I'm in the same league with Tom Cruise?

ZAT IZU sooo AAASOMUuuuu!





4. Kenzan - because I want to hug a squirrel


Yes.
Yes you do.

:D

As for me, I'd like to meet each and every one of you, and odds are, it's just a matter of time before we do. :)


That is, until the Restraining Order goes into effect.

[imnothere]

mainly because - for a were-squirrel that made it to top of food-chain, Kenzen must have been a very deadly one indeed.

[ScottUK]

-ScottUK, He owes me a Kendo English to Japanese Dictionary.Oops. Are you going to the AGM?


Is that what you call dry-humping a mannequin where you come from???Oh dude you have forgotten more than you remember. I'll PM you.

[xvikingx]

I'll PM you.
I'm blissfully ignorant, don't try to change me baby!

[Paburo]

Funny?
What do you mean I'm funny?
What am I a clown? I amuse you?
You said I'm funny. How the f am I funny, what the f is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's so funny?

if you look closely, you'll know i never actually used the word 'funny' in my last post... BUT, if you're in desperate need of being associated with the term, please, allow me to choose these senses:

funny /ˈfʌni/ -ni·er, -ni·est, noun, plural -nies. –adjective

-warranting suspicion; deceitful; underhanded: We thought there was something funny about those extra charges.
-Informal. insolent; impertinent: Don't get funny with me, young man!
-curious; strange; peculiar; odd: Her speech has a funny twang.


hehehe :D

[ScottUK]

has a funny twangOh, twang. My bad.

[Curtis]

Like to see that. When I find some time I am going to build a mock up. It will be a little think on the sides to accommodate the pins I have in mind.

Think? Lets try thick.

[absenteekendoka]

mainly because - for a were-squirrel that made it to top of food-chain, Kenzen must have been a very deadly one indeed.

...with long gnashing teeth........ ;)

[Samurai Lapin]

Oh, twang. My bad.



Must Spread some rep pah!

[dwez]

It's amazing that everyone is fine with this concept of meeting complete strangers off t'internet. Not to mention that most of us are sword carrying lunatics. Is this some kind of serial killer flash-mob dating service? You're alll going to end up as someone's 'skin coat' - I've seen Silence of the Lambs!

No everyone I've met has been really friendly, but they say those are the ones you have to watch out for...

[Inner_Silence]

It's amazing that everyone is fine with this concept of meeting complete strangers off t'internet. Not to mention that most of us are sword carrying lunatics. Is this some kind of serial killer flash-mob dating service? You're alll going to end up as someone's 'skin coat' - I've seen Silence of the Lambs!

No everyone I've met has been really friendly, but they say those are the ones you have to watch out for...

now you are frightening...

[Curtis]

It's amazing that everyone is fine with this concept of meeting complete strangers off t'internet. Not to mention that most of us are sword carrying lunatics. Is this some kind of serial killer flash-mob dating service? You're alll going to end up as someone's 'skin coat' - I've seen Silence of the Lambs!

No everyone I've met has been really friendly, but they say those are the ones you have to watch out for...

I went to Russia based on emails, phone calls and a couple pictures. One of the best trips I have ever had and I have some friends for life.

[mingshi]

It's amazing that everyone is fine with this concept of meeting complete strangers off t'internet. Not to mention that most of us are sword carrying lunatics. Is this some kind of serial killer flash-mob dating service? You're alll going to end up as someone's 'skin coat' - I've seen Silence of the Lambs!

No everyone I've met has been really friendly, but they say those are the ones you have to watch out for...

WT...

I meet strangers off the internet, kendo, work, interest clubs ... Actually I meet more strangers when I travel to other countries off the street.

If you have no common sense, then even meeting people you already know can be a problem...

[JoDuncan]

Have to say that i've met stranger people hanging out at the local public toilets than i have here on KWF....

[Paikea]

Well,

I'm surprised nobody wants to meet Hai Hai!

:DI always suspected Hai_Hai was you, David. :)

[absenteekendoka]

Have to say that i've met stranger people hanging out at the local public toilets than i have here on KWF....

That was YOU? ;)

[absenteekendoka]

It's amazing that everyone is fine with this concept of meeting complete strangers off t'internet. Not to mention that most of us are sword carrying lunatics. Is this some kind of serial killer flash-mob dating service? You're alll going to end up as someone's 'skin coat' - I've seen Silence of the Lambs!

No everyone I've met has been really friendly, but they say those are the ones you have to watch out for...

As long as you dont ask me to "put the lotion in the basket" I'm ok with it.... :)

[Paikea]

Paikea - this guy seems to give me more posrep than anyone but ScottUk and Rottunpunk, I need to know if he is anything like me at all.
Similar in many ways I suspect, except I would buy you a beer.

[Paikea]

Paikea (the same, and owes me a tsuba)
Oh yeah...that. Soon, I swear, soon. You still own a shinai for that?

[corwyn]

Have to say that i've met stranger people hanging out at the local public toilets than i have here on KWF....

Why do you hang out at public toilets?

Nevermind...I don't want to know.

[Decado]

Have to say that i've met stranger people hanging out at the local public toilets than i have here on KWF....

I've heard that about Aberdeen! :laugh:

[Kenzan]

Why do you hang out at public toilets?

Nevermind...I don't want to know.

Tap...Tap...Tap...Tap....

:laugh::laugh:

[Kenshi]

I went to Russia based on emails, phone calls and a couple pictures. One of the best trips I have ever had and I have some friends for life.

I know someone that met their wife that way too.:pirate:

[Curtis]

I know someone that met their wife that way too.:pirate:

Yeah, most of those do not seem to turn out too well. Got my green card, see you later. By the way I will take half of what you have.

Happened to someone I know here, only there was not anything to take. Joke was on her.

My friend in Russia told me about that.

[Maku-san]

As long as you dont ask me to "put the lotion in the basket" I'm ok with it.... :)

Anybody smell fava beans cooking?!? :eek:

[corwyn]

Anybody smell fava beans cooking?!? :eek:

Would you like a nice chianti with that? And some liver?

[Kagerou]

Well I'm a bit late to this popularity contest but I'll throw in my pics

1. Chidokan, Sats and Rotten (they only count as one choice because I have a feeling that when you see one the other two aren't far off)

2. Niel (deserves a pat on the back for taking care of this forum)

3. Tango (always has something good to add)

4. DcPan (same as Tango)

5. Charlie (ditto - these three are good sources of inspiration)

6. Kapplow (don't know why but I get that kindred spirit kinda feel. Must be cause we're both kendoka/naginataka)

7. Bruce Mitchell (we've had some interesting conversations on the Naginata forum)

8. Budo Angel (same)

9. Gibbo (seems like he'd be fun to hang out with and get trashed with)

10. Bokushingu (for being the only person to want to meet me....)

[Lady_Kitsune]

Hey! .................
You frighten me.

:confused2




..............

What?? Why????:alien:

[Kenzan]

What?? Why????:alien:

Oh, don't take it personally,

I have unusual fears.

For example,

I'm frightened,

-of Mailmen's ears.

-and the number 66.

That's unlucky for me,

To make matters worse,

When I freak I go pee.

-Salt shakers in weird shapes,

like that of a Lobster.

I'm frightened of Tennis,

and a tranny named "Bobster."

I'm scared of the Gym,

and of being the Host,

of a big raucous party

and pink Melba toast.

I live in such dread,

-of the color called "Taupe"

Of Fried Cherry Pies,

-and also the Pope.

~But most of all dear,

This may seen quite looney,

I'm 'fraid most of all,

of Lady_Kitsune.

:D

[DCPan]

I always suspected Hai_Hai was you, David. :)

Whoa, trying to get me in trouble?

If anybody, maybe Jeff, since he does live out of a van...sort of :D

[satsumaruma]

Maybe this (http://www.prestigioushomesflatfeeservices.net/images/ompa%20lumpa%20menbbb.jpg) is a better description?


Nahhh! They have far too much hair.


I supsect I am more like Gollum than Munckins or Oompah Loompahs.


Or maybe Yoda:)




Similar in many ways I suspect, except I would buy you a beer.

As a matter of fact there is actually more chance of you really buying me a beer than either Scott or Debz (RP) - Debz only buys her beloved vulvas and Scott is tighter than a Scotsman of Yorkshire Descent whilst playing a game of 'who's the tightest wad' at a Savers convention in Upper Poppleton.

[QUOTE=Kagerou;324369]Well I'm a bit late to this popularity contest but I'll throw in my pics

1. Chidokan, Sats and Rotten (they only count as one choice because I have a feeling that when you see one the other two aren't far off)
QUOTE]

On the one hand I'm flatterd to be your number one in your 'popularity contest'.....on the other I am gutted that you lumped me in with those two reprobates:laugh:

[JoDuncan]

That was YOU? ;)

Ah, so you are the one who needs educating on glory-hole etiquette!?


Why do you hang out at public toilets?

Nevermind...I don't want to know.

Because otherwise the pee would go in my trousers.


I've heard that about Aberdeen! :laugh:

Really? That's odd.... usually there's mention of Sheep somewhere and whilst our sheep are more intelligent and dare i say more attractive than the average, they lack the savvy to utilise a water closet.

:D :D :D

[ScottUK]

Scott is tighter than a Scotsman of Yorkshire Descent whilst playing a game of 'who's the tightest wad' at a Savers convention in Upper Poppleton. Then you obviously don't know me. However, I have forgotten how to order beer - yes, it has been that long... ;)

[satsumaruma]

Then you obviously don't know me. However, I have forgotten how to order beer - yes, it has been that long... ;)

This wasn't meant to be an accurate representation of you. No it was meant to be an insult:laugh::laugh::laugh:


And I am getting to know you through my secret agents

00DD and 00RP

who have been 'programmed' to flirt with you at any given opportunity to elicit any information that can be gleaned.

This will include resting heads on chest, the wearing of lots of make up and the batting of eyelashes faster than the speed of light.

So far Mr UK you have resisted their ample charms but soon I will release my secret weapon ( no not my todger) but.....


Andy Watson in a frock................mwah hah hah haaaaaaaaaaa.

How can you resist the charms of a European champion in his lingerie





Dear me, I get worse

[Paikea]

Whoa, trying to get me in trouble?

If anybody, maybe Jeff, since he does live out of a van...sort of :DYou know...he lives by a river too. It's a possibility I had not considered before.

[Fred27]

Andy Watson in a frock................mwah hah hah haaaaaaaaaaa.

How can you resist the charms of a European champion in his lingerie


Yeh...how on Earth can you resist a dude in a dress? (www.tvland.com/photogallery/photos/Klinger2.jpg) :D

[satsumaruma]

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE.

total babe

[Kagerou]

On the one hand I'm flatterd to be your number one in your 'popularity contest'.....on the other I am gutted that you lumped me in with those two reprobates:laugh:

and behind that gruff exterior we find the soft squishy underbelly that says those two are your bestest friends in the whoooole wiiiiide world. The louder you protest the more you confirm it.

Now if you're done vomitting onto your keyboard I'll get back to work.

[Lady_Kitsune]

Oh, don't take it personally,

I have unusual fears.

For example,

I'm frightened,

-of Mailmen's ears.

-and the number 66.

That's unlucky for me,

To make matters worse,

When I freak I go pee.

-Salt shakers in weird shapes,

like that of a Lobster.

I'm frightened of Tennis,

and a tranny named "Bobster."

I'm scared of the Gym,

and of being the Host,

of a big raucous party

and pink Melba toast.

I live in such dread,

-of the color called "Taupe"

Of Fried Cherry Pies,

-and also the Pope.

~But most of all dear,

This may seen quite looney,

I'm 'fraid most of all,

of Lady_Kitsune.

:D

i dunno what to say, but thanks for the poem

[Inner_Silence]

double post, sorry

[Inner_Silence]

smooth kenzan, very smooth :smoker:







after all this years...

[nikozamo]

why 10 if can be a nice party of 1000s of shinais and naginatas sparing in my frontyard! :D

[LarsCW]

I'm glad I haven't seen my name in any of these lists.

Atleast I won't have to start hiring protection against visiting sword swinging lunatics.

I can sleep so much better now:D

[samurai80]

Good 'ol Lars. I think a top thirty would've been easier to accomplish, 'cuz there were definitely people I left out that I actually would like to meet. The list said 10 though, and it is Sats's thread. Maybe a new thread with your top 30, and below that, a top 10 you would never like to meet. I'm sure I'll be just as popular on that thread as well.

[The great I AM]

9. Gibbo (seems like he'd be fun to hang out with and get trashed with)If you like being forced to drink beer out of your shoe or snort English mustard, then yes, you would love it. Otherwise you are horribly, horribly wrong....

[nonamehandle]

If you like being forced to drink beer out of your shoe or snort English mustard...

I am strangely intrigued...something must be wrong with me...:eek:

[Decado]

Really? That's odd.... usually there's mention of Sheep somewhere and whilst our sheep are more intelligent and dare i say more attractive than the average, they lack the savvy to utilise a water closet.

:D :D :D

How the hell do you tell the difference between an attractive sheep and an ugly one?

[Kagerou]

If you like being forced to drink beer out of your shoe or snort English mustard, then yes, you would love it. Otherwise you are horribly, horribly wrong....

you would defile beer by putting it in someones shoe? :eek:

MONSTER!!!

[satsumaruma]

and behind that gruff exterior we find the soft squishy underbelly that says those two are your bestest friends in the whoooole wiiiiide world. The louder you protest the more you confirm it.

Now if you're done vomitting onto your keyboard I'll get back to work.


LMFAO - tried giving you posrep but thingy said so I'll have to owe you


i dunno what to say, but thanks for the poem

I think Kenzan is trying to woo you with his sweet love poem:)


you would defile beer by putting it in someones shoe? :eek:

MONSTER!!!

If she was a glamour model with the unfeasibly large boobydoobys and had asked me to...then most certainly:ko:

[Kagerou]

If she was a glamour model with the unfeasibly large boobydoobys and had asked me to...then most certainly:ko:

What if she had kendo feet? :scared:

[Fred27]

What if she had kendo feet? :scared:

...

...


I'm prolly gonna regret asking this, but what does "kendo feet" look like? :confused:

[ScottUK]

I'm prolly gonna regret asking this, but what does "kendo feet" look like? :confused:Like this (http://www.theraghavans.us/weblogs/October06Update5.jpg).

[JoDuncan]

How the hell do you tell the difference between an attractive sheep and an ugly one?


Ask a Welshman for advice

[Kenzan]

I'm glad I haven't seen my name in any of these lists.

Atleast I won't have to start hiring protection against visiting sword swinging lunatics.

I can sleep so much better now:D

How could be forget the Big GoofMeister!

Of course I want to meet you.
Look in your closet.

I'm there now!

Mwhahahahah!

:D











But seriously,


I'm in the backyard.

[Fred27]

Like this (http://www.theraghavans.us/weblogs/October06Update5.jpg).

Eeeuww...How much do you guys spend on getting yer feet fixed? :confused:

[chidokan]

nothing... we compete to have the worst looking pair..

Sats, you forgot to mention Scott has short arms and very deep pockets... and his wallet is tighter than a gnats arse. Question: if you as a fellow yorkshireman call another yorkshireman tight, isnt that a compliment?:laugh:

[ScottUK]

Are you keiko-ing with us on Sunday? :devious:

[Decado]

Ask a Welshman for advice

How did I know that someone would come back with that one!

[Decado]

Ask a Welshman for advice

For some reason I can't give rep for that. Getting an error message.

Anyway, I'd have to be baaaah-my to ask a Welshman that!

[absenteekendoka]

How the hell do you tell the difference between an attractive sheep and an ugly one?

You don't know? ;)

[Decado]

You don't know? ;)

No, but I'd be interested in hearing from expert as to how you do tell the difference between an ugly sheep and a pretty one. Pray tell. :laugh:

[Fonsz]

No, but I'd be interested in hearing from expert as to how you do tell the difference between an ugly sheep and a pretty one. Pray tell. :laugh:
Never knew that there were that many sheep in Canada. I thought they had moose, elk and (oh yeah!) beaver.

[JoDuncan]

For some reason I can't give rep for that. Getting an error message.

Anyway, I'd have to be baaaah-my to ask a Welshman that!

Point 1. The thought is appreciated.

Point 2. I think that joke is able to kill a dog and induce spontaneous movement of the most rarest of tumbleweed
:D ;)

hehe
(I was getting weird messages re rep the other day too... yet to check on the status)

[Ookami7]

What I`m shocked and dismayed, no one has even mentioned me yet lol. Hmmm must make a note to be more annoying lol.
Oh well worst comes worst just go for World domination lol.

Pretty much anyone and everyone so screw the top ten list lol.

People I have already met,
Tim,
Neil,
Stroud Sensei,
Dr Rosevelt,
Byrd Sensei,
Possibly some of the Obukan goes, (Used to train there way back when)

[Neil Gendzwill]

Where have we met, was it at Steveston a couple of years ago?

[Ookami7]

Hey Neil Sensei,
Wrong one, lol I ment the Uk one. I think he might have post on here. If not my bad. But just part of the Ozu crowd from the latest seminar. Sorry, just a case of mistaken idenity lol

[Kendoka_Han]

How the hell do you tell the difference between an attractive sheep and an ugly one?

Attractive sheep to some will see the sheep wanting to have sexual relations with that.....someone. >.>.......<.<.....!

An ugly one WONT do that.....I respect them more.......but hey its more of the actions of that someone than the sheep, so therefore the real answer is, there is NO attractive or non-attractive sheep ;)

[Manuka]

Sheep never have headaches
Sheep never ask for alimony
Sheep do not care if you date their sister
Sheep do not care if you do not call them
Sheep do not care if you go to Kendo on their birthday
Sheep do not expect gifts for Christmas, Birthday, Valentines, anniversaries.
Sheep will never say "That's disgusting"
Sheep do not care if you get drunk
Sheep do not care if you go to BOTH Kendo and Iaido
Sheep will never complain at the cost of your new Iaito

I do have more but am sure that some sensitive soul will provide me with more negative rep if I post them
:smiley:

[Decado]

Sheep never have headaches
Sheep never ask for alimony
Sheep do not care if you date their sister
Sheep do not care if you do not call them
Sheep do not care if you go to Kendo on their birthday
Sheep do not expect gifts for Christmas, Birthday, Valentines, anniversaries.
Sheep will never say "That's disgusting"
Sheep do not care if you get drunk
Sheep do not care if you go to BOTH Kendo and Iaido
Sheep will never complain at the cost of your new Iaito

I do have more but am sure that some sensitive soul will provide me with more negative rep if I post them
:smiley:

Ah! The voice of a sheep expert. How did you get so much experience with sheep?

Actually, probably best not to answer that one. :laugh:

[Decado]

Sheep expertise stuff

I do have more but am sure that some sensitive soul will provide me with more negative rep if I post them
:smiley:

Still getting error message when I try to add rep. Sorry!

[absenteekendoka]

Sheep never have headaches
Sheep never ask for alimony
Sheep do not care if you date their sister
Sheep do not care if you do not call them
Sheep do not care if you go to Kendo on their birthday
Sheep do not expect gifts for Christmas, Birthday, Valentines, anniversaries.
Sheep will never say "That's disgusting"
Sheep do not care if you get drunk
Sheep do not care if you go to BOTH Kendo and Iaido
Sheep will never complain at the cost of your new Iaito

I do have more but am sure that some sensitive soul will provide me with more negative rep if I post them
:smiley:


Ok, here we go. True story...so feel free to groan and giggle. :) Before our family immigrated to Canada we had a large sheep farm in Germany. Hence, my father was a "German Shepard".

[absenteekendoka]

Never knew that there were that many sheep in Canada. I thought they had moose, elk and (oh yeah!) beaver.

mmmmmmm, beaver................they're good eatin' but those tails tend to slap you a lot! ;)

[Fred27]

Sheep never have headaches
Sheep never ask for alimony
Sheep do not care if you date their sister
Sheep do not care if you do not call them
Sheep do not care if you go to Kendo on their birthday
Sheep do not expect gifts for Christmas, Birthday, Valentines, anniversaries.
Sheep will never say "That's disgusting"
Sheep do not care if you get drunk
Sheep do not care if you go to BOTH Kendo and Iaido
Sheep will never complain at the cost of your new Iaito

I do have more but am sure that some sensitive soul will provide me with more negative rep if I post them
:smiley:

Replace "sheep" with "beer" and I'll sign up!

[Manuka]

Ok, here we go. True story...so feel free to groan and giggle. :) Before our family immigrated to Canada we had a large sheep farm in Germany. Hence, my father was a "German Shepard".
I can only presume that he immigrated on a sailing Barque but my atlas does not show any Canadian coastal feature like the "Great Australian Bight".
Was he hounded out of Germany?


Sheep give meaning to the term "dumb blonde", it is so easy to pull the wool over their eyes.

[absenteekendoka]

I can only presume that he immigrated on a sailing Barque but my atlas does not show any Canadian coastal feature like the "Great Australian Bight".
Was he hounded out of Germany?


Sheep give meaning to the term "dumb blonde", it is so easy to pull the wool over their eyes.

Well we didn't bring the farm with us....nor the sheep...sordid mess really... ;)

Seriously though we moved to Cnada after the German gov. tried to expropriate the land to use as a firing range for German Panzers. Ah yes, the cold war......yay...anyhow, he fought it in the courts, won, and then in spite he sold the farm and we moved here. Ah, the joy that is german stubborness/spitefulness. I come by it honestly.

Why do sheep herders in Montana wear track pants?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away..... :)

[Peter West]

The question originally was about meeting people who are on the KWF. How many of these sheep you're talking about are registered.

On second thought, maybe you'd better not answer that.

[satsumaruma]

nothing... we compete to have the worst looking pair..

Sats, you forgot to mention Scott has short arms and very deep pockets... and his wallet is tighter than a gnats arse. Question: if you as a fellow yorkshireman call another yorkshireman tight, isnt that a compliment?:laugh:

Absolutely you spendaholic.

:laugh:


You don't know? ;)

I do, I do.

Ugly sheep will sleep with You for nowt, the bonnie ones expect a bit of cash to be spent first.:eek::laugh:


Replace "sheep" with "beer" and I'll sign up!

In my experience whatever I replace with beer means I sign up for anything:laugh:

[stephanie dee]

Like this (http://www.theraghavans.us/weblogs/October06Update5.jpg).

Haha!!!! That made me laugh out loud!!...

... My family are now asking for an explanation for my sudden outburst.... :confused::laugh:

[ShinKenshi]

In no particular order:

1. Neil Sensei (I'd like to buy him a beer or two after I one day visit his dojo)
2. Dragon Ninja (Heard she's a bit of a party animal and I'd like to see if this is true)
3. Oroshi (Just to talk about koryu)
4. ScottUK (Same reason)
5. Kenzan (To find out if he really is the squirrel we all thing he is)
6. R_Stroud (To thank him personally for keeping bogubag running, especially since everything I bought while I was in college was through bogubag)
7. Paikea (Would like to have keiko with him)
8. Nukitsuke (I'd like to visit his dojo and learn from him at some point)
9. Kim Taylor (I'm interested in woodworking and would like to discuss making a bokuto)
10. Paul Martin (I'd love to talk with him about his experiences and anything related to katana, particularly his experience appraising swords)

[joekc6nlx]

I've met:
Charlie Kondek (you know how we do)
Mugu
Theodore
Anime12784
tattooedasshole (Scott, you'd really like him.)
Chashu...
oh golly.....so many that I don't remember, but I'm sure I'll think of a few more.

[satsumaruma]

Haha!!!! That made me laugh out loud!!...

... My family are now asking for an explanation for my sudden outburst.... :confused::laugh:

And the obsession continues.........

:smoker:

[joekc6nlx]

I forgot, I've also met Badtz-Maru several times.
Holmgren-san, Travis Hill......I'm still thinking......I don't know if either Robin Tanaka or Shige Kamata frequent these boards, but I've sparred with both of them......Matthew Raymond I've met, but not fought.

[stephanie dee]

And the obsession continues.........

:smoker:

Don't get it? Maybe tomorrow when I am less tired......

:confused::confused2

[satsumaruma]

Don't get it? Maybe tomorrow when I am less tired......

:confused::confused2

Gosh I did ambiguous ....or was it just obscure?

[kendokamax]

carey price..
oh wait wrong sport

[stephanie dee]

Gosh I did ambiguous ....or was it just obscure?


:confused::confused::confused::confused::confused: :confused::confused:

I still don't get it....?

:confused2:confused2

[Fred27]

:confused::confused::confused::confused::confused: :confused::confused:

I still don't get it....?

:confused2:confused2


http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-cats-dont-get-it.jpg?w=372&h=282 (http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-cats-dont-get-it.jpg?w=372&h=282)

Hehe, sorry..Couldn't resist the comparison :D

[satsumaruma]

Haha!!!! That made me laugh out loud!!...

... My family are now asking for an explanation for my sudden outburst.... :confused::laugh:


:confused::confused::confused:

I still don't get it....?

:confused2:confused2

Aw you don't get it?

Well if you still want, just ask nicely and you can have it:)

[Sparv]

It has been two weeks since I laid a hand on a pc with working network. I wanted to add Ignatz to my list, and now I can't meet him anymore!

[satsumaruma]

Why not, has something happened to one of you?

[corwyn]

Why not, has something happened to one of you?

http://www.kendo-world.com/forum/showthread.php?t=17917

[satsumaruma]

Ah,

many thanks for informing me of this bad news. I am pleased I did not make some rather glib comment which would have been somewhat crass.

I didn't know he was so ill.