Kenzan's True Identity

[Gideon]

Ladies and Gentlemen... after much investigation and a few shady, backalley deals where I definitely came out on the losing end, I have finally discovered Kenzan's 'true' identity.

I give you, Dr. Jan Itor (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxCfxxeGhXA).

[Kenzan]

You uh..posted this before.

Oh, alright....
Here's me. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBLXCE-bMUM)


I once was caught on video when I was waiting for the Wii to come out.
I was up for 5 days and hopped up on Grape Soda and Demoral.

As you can see, I was a bit sleep deprived...

[Gideon]

Did I really? Man... so sorry... I'll jump on the sleep deprivation train as well. We can wipe this thread.

[Chaby]

Oh, alright....
Here's me. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBLXCE-bMUM)


Hell, yeah!

[Inner_Silence]

I think Ive missed something...

whats the deal with kenzan and the squirrels???

[Kenzan]

I think Ive missed something...

whats the deal with kenzan and the squirrels???

Absolutely Nothing.



...At least that what I keep telling the guys in the white coats.

[Inner_Silence]

noone buys it...

;)

[Decado]

Ladies and Gentlemen... after much investigation and a few shady, backalley deals where I definitely came out on the losing end, I have finally discovered Kenzan's 'true' identity.

I give you, Dr. Jan Itor (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxCfxxeGhXA).

Backalley! :eek:

Kenzan was the squirrel! Rest in peace my friend. At least you'll never get older and that fur will stay shiny for ever!

Kendo might be a bit of a problem though.

[absenteekendoka]

Backalley! :eek:

Kenzan was the squirrel! Rest in peace my friend. At least you'll never get older and that fur will stay shiny for ever!

Kendo might be a bit of a problem though.

Sensei always did say he seemed a bit stiff........... ;)

[Kenzan]

Sensei always did say he seemed a bit stiff........... ;)

Really?
I didn't know your Mother was Yondan!

Awesome~!


:D

[Maku-san]

Really?
I didn't know your Mother was Yondan!

Awesome~!


:D

Tsk! You ALWAYS bring everybody's Mama into this, Kenzan-san!!! :eek:

[Kenzan]

Tsk! You ALWAYS bring everybody's Mama into this, Kenzan-san!!! :eek:

Can I help it if everyone's Mama finds me irresistible?



Oh, and your Mama says to pick up your a quart of milk on the way home.

:D

[Kagerou]

I have finally discovered Kenzan's 'true' identity.



....
....

ummm ok why?

[Berserker]

Can I help it if everyone's Mama finds me irresistible?



Oh, and your Mama says to pick up your a quart of milk on the way home.

:D

OMG, thats fecking funny... Kenzan, with you on the forum we will never stop laughing...

Cheers
:D

[absenteekendoka]

Can I help it if everyone's Mama finds me irresistible?



Oh, and your Mama says to pick up your a quart of milk on the way home.

:D

How do you open the carton with those little squirrel hands? :)

[imnothere]

'ware the squirrel - this is the deadliest squirrel ever known to the mankind, nay, the living creatures...

don't listen to Kenzen, he is only trying lure you closer with his jokes...

[MartialArtsGirl]

Did I really? Man... so sorry... I'll jump on the sleep deprivation train as well. We can wipe this thread.


There must be a lot of truth to it if you've posted it twice!!!

:laugh:

[Bokushingu]

so where has Kenzan been lately???

[Spendius]

Reading about Dilbert's principle on a populare online encyclopedia, I couldn't help thinking about this thread:

"[...] use of the Dilbert Principle is akin to a band of gorillas choosing an alpha-squirrel to lead them."

And speaking about alpha squirrel, beware, this is NOT SAFE FOR WORK (http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/931/squirrelpron.jpg).

[Spendius]

Another stupid link... Apologies.

http://thesquirrelshole.com/custom_squirrels.html

[Maku-san]

He's been suckling from the teat of Life!!! :D

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2009/06/30/moos.squirrel.cleavage.cnn

[Fred27]

He's been suckling from the teat of Life!!! :D

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2009/06/30/moos.squirrel.cleavage.cnn

I thought Kenzan was deployed to Iraq (http://www.treehugger.com/army_squirrel.jpg)?
:tongue:

[Fred27]

He's been suckling from the teat of Life!!! :D

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2009/06/30/moos.squirrel.cleavage.cnn

The clip wont load for me, but I'm guessing its this clip on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw_BQNP7pM8

[Maku-san]

The clip wont load for me, but I'm guessing its this clip on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw_BQNP7pM8

That's the very one! :D

How he managed to not suffocate between those Massive Mammaries is beyond me! :laugh:

[LarsCW]

How do you open the carton with those little squirrel hands? :)

I'm pretty sure he'll have your momma open it for him

[MartialArtsGirl]

Reading about Dilbert's principle on a populare online encyclopedia, I couldn't help thinking about this thread:

"[...] use of the Dilbert Principle is akin to a band of gorillas choosing an alpha-squirrel to lead them."

And speaking about alpha squirrel, beware, this is NOT SAFE FOR WORK (http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/931/squirrelpron.jpg).


OMG! OMG! OMG! Thats just WRONG! My eyes! My poor INNOCENT eyes! They have been burned!!!!!!

[Fred27]

OMG! OMG! OMG! Thats just WRONG! My eyes! My poor INNOCENT eyes! They have been burned!!!!!!

There there! <pat>

[Bailemor]

Now we know what he is up to every day

http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/19/engrish-spongy-squirrels/#comments