I AM a mcdojo...

[chidokan]

http://www.mcdonaldsfreekungfu.co.uk/

Now you too can be a true mcdojo in every sense of the word!

(I have a vision of ScottUK burning his fingertips in a blur of activity at this point...:laugh: Go on Scotty... you know you want to sign up...:laugh:)

Needless to say I asked about iaido and they said just say you do kendo... people would get upset given the current new laws on swords...
:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Kagerou]

Why?

That's all I want to know...WHY?

[Kenzan]

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[1stdan]

It is intersting that they are doing this on what seems to be a national level, with a large national organization.
Anyone know if this has happened before in the US. hopefully it will drive some good students towards good schools......Then again maybe not.

[Lady_Kitsune]

WTF!!!!!!!

[MAZ77]

Why? Money.

I would have been ALL OVER that as a kid for sure.

[Wesley Myers]

Yes, I suppose we will see the "schools" that have been advertising every flavour-of-the-week martial art now claim they too teach Kung Fu ...

[herozs]

I dont get it, is that british martial art association fake or is it legit?

[Lady_Kitsune]

Why they are using that Panda movie, publicity is part of it... again WTF!!!

[Bucho]

WTF!!!!!!!


What? Why do you keep bringing up the World Taekwondo Federation?

[Tsunemori]

Browsing through the website, I found this video in one of the pages.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb1fiQMpidI

Compare that to this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjfh7FZznrY

[Kagerou]

Browsing through the website, I found this video in one of the pages.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb1fiQMpidI

Compare that to this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjfh7FZznrY

The BBoys are better and smarter. You don't see them having wood broken over their wood.

[Nokori 3byo]

McDonalds...kung fu...panda?

Surely not.

[emitbrownne]

You don't see them having wood broken over their wood.
why would you do this.. ever.??

even if you wanted to show off.. why ??

why??

oh my giddy aunt.. why??

[chidokan]

sign up... you know you want to....:laugh::laugh::laugh:

I must admit I did worry about this...but maybe the legit guys should also put themselves in just to try and get some real MA listed... maybe we could recruit the parents, not the kids... although I am not sure I want some 20 odd stone woman who drinks diet coke with her five quarter pounders learning iai...:ponder:

[Maku-san]

What? Why do you keep bringing up the World Taekwondo Federation?

Bucho-san:

WTF isn't what you think it is... it stands for "What The F***?" and the last word rhymes with "duck".

Another hint: that word also is a slang term for "fornication", amongst other things. (Where's that list of "F*** Is A Versatile Word"?!!?)

Hope this helps. :cheeky:

Mark :beard:

[Maku-san]

McDonalds...kung fu...panda?

Surely not.

Awww, fer Pete's sake. It's a kids movie. Go have a laff. :smiley:

Mark :beard:

[chidokan]

kung fu panda... well...why not? there is a samurai rabbit....:ponder:

[rottunpunk]

i am still yet to see any free happy meals
this whole thing is a big McCon obviously :D
:p

[Tsunemori]

WTF isn't what you think it is... it stands for "What The F***?" and the last word rhymes with "duck".
Your sarcasm detector is off, sir!

[Samurai Lapin]

kung fu panda... well...why not? there is a samurai rabbit....:ponder:

Speaking of Usagi You rang?

[mugen no junin]

probably they mean this (http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=TId2NDiuu2s)

[satsumaruma]

http://www.mcdonaldsfreekungfu.co.uk/

Now you too can be a true mcdojo in every sense of the word!

(I have a vision of ScottUK burning his fingertips in a blur of activity at this point...:laugh: Go on Scotty... you know you want to sign up...:laugh:)

Needless to say I asked about iaido and they said just say you do kendo... people would get upset given the current new laws on swords...
:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Sooo disappointed. When I read that you had declared that you are a McDojo I was lining up loads of comments about going large etc etc.




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You have WAAAAAY too much time on your hands.

But it is very impressive.

[Kagerou]

You have WAAAAAY too much time on your hands.

But it is very impressive.

Bah he probably just found it and pasted it in.

[Kenzan]

After reading Sat's praise on the matter, I would have readily admitted that it was not mine own.

However, It's nice to know that there are folks out there just c**ty enough to leap at the opportunity to point these things out.

:laugh:
:D




And yes,
I am quite aware of the irony of my statement.

[Maku-san]

Your sarcasm detector is off, sir!

OOOPS!!! :eek: :emb:

**zipping up his trousers**

Good call, Tsunemori-san! Thank you! :D

[Kenzan]

OOOPS!!! :eek: :emb:

**zipping up his trousers**

Good call, Tsunemori-san! Thank you! :D

Ummm..

Do we even want to know?

:confused2:confused2:confused2:confused2

:laugh:

[Maku-san]

Ummm..

Do we even want to know?

:confused2:confused2:confused2:confused2

:laugh:

Agreed... TMI... my apologies, Sempai! :laugh:

***zips trousers back down***

[Kenzan]

Agreed... TMI... my apologies, Sempai! :laugh:

***zips trousers back down***

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[chidokan]

Sooo disappointed. When I read that you had declared that you are a McDojo I was lining up loads of comments about going large etc etc

I can't wait for all the new members to make EXACTLY those type of skits to...:laugh:
Now the question is.... where can I buy some plastic 'bokken' from... given I wouldnt trust anyone who is stupid enough to eat big macs with anything heavy enough to hurt, or sharp enough to cut themselves with.:laugh:

[Kagerou]

Now the question is.... where can I buy some plastic 'bokken' from... given I wouldnt trust anyone who is stupid enough to eat big macs with anything heavy enough to hurt, or sharp enough to cut themselves with.:laugh:

Nerf bokken....I'm lovin' it