ok, its impossible to get worse than this... this is incredible!

[Inner_Silence]

today, "studying" for a test and Ive found this INCREDIBLE video
this guy has more than 100 vids, including his starwars action figures and more weird stuff, he IS THE REAL NINJA and he is ready to share his infinite knoledge to us! quite a sensei!, and he uses the ninja hakama!!!

this is the best video Ive found so far and I dont think it can get better than this, enjoy it.

BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE NINJA-SAMURAI AND RESPECT HIS TEACHINGS OF INFINITE AWESOMENESS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRBgixyxePg)

here (http://www.youtube.com/user/MOUNTAINOUS) is the rest of the vids for your enjoyment

[Inner_Silence]

I forgot to add that he made himself his own SAMURAI ARMOUR OF DUCT TAPE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dbbipkf5mVk) this guy is my hero!

[JoonShik]

wait, why does this guy have Korean flags in his intro video?

[Inner_Silence]

there are too many things in those video that I dont understand to answer that question

[Kendoka_Han]

Love his index fingers ;) :D

[ii_kangae]

any iado guys want to comment?

[Josh Reyer]

I believe this guy has been brought up before...

[Mr. T.]

Ahhh yes, blubber ninja. The USA’s ultimate village idiot. He's a 35 year old moron, probably still living in moms basement living out his childhood dreams. I know, not a very nice thing to say, but he's not a nice guy either. As soon as you send him a critical comment, no matter how nice you put it, he will send you a response with waterfall of insults. He's been discussed multiple times. He's one of those Choson followers (some online dojo/cult thing). Choson is basically the next Ashida Kim, rather sad. He's been discussed on Bullshido (http://www.kendo-world.com/forum/showpost.php?p=353672&postcount=18)before and on KWF (http://www.kendo-world.com/forum/showthread.php?t=19204&highlight=mountainous), multiple times (http://www.kendo-world.com/forum/showthread.php?t=19125&highlight=mountainous).

Use the search function and have fun.

[Fred27]

At least the guy is humble.

(Quote from mountainous, from bullshido article)


"look i have forgotten more about martial arts that you will ever learn in your lifetime. read my bio on my page and it list my former training and these instructors have there own web pages and have taught bujinkan since 1990. it must suck seeing a 6'3 250 pound fat ass do thing you never could do or live in a place way better than you who also is a bad ass snowboarder and bmx stunt rider. and yes i will be making bmx stunt vids this summer doing tailwhips everytime and 360 bunnyhops effortly. ya it sucks that i live in a world class resort town, with the best apt in the town except for million dollar condos. it sucks that i work and make good money and have 401 k and full medical and dental and retirement and tons of paid vacation. wow that sucks. it also suck i snowboard 200 days a year where my resort is the only one in usa open all summer. wow this suck and i am fat. it sucks i have so many killer things and have fun everyday in a place 1000's of people travel to and just to spend days here and i live here and have no police and we are a village and govern our own laws. god that suck. it also suck to own every martial arts weapon from japan and can use them GOOD . ya i hate my life. i wish i didnt get to live the coolest life ever. man you are right it suck to live the dream. go to my page and check my new snow vids. god it sucks to have 2 new skateparks one block from my house all summer long. god that sucks. god it suck and i am fat but i am baddest ass in my town. now you feel ignorant and you are jealous of a fat man in USA. you are sorry and send me a vid of your best martial arts and my fat ass will make a vid that kicks your ass. keep training and one day you may be yellow belt you sorry sap"

- Mountainous (aka elite ninja master)

[KendoBen]

*snicker* - Elite ninja master? Maaann...I wanna be an elite ninja. snowboarding, bad ass BMX, sword slicing, julien fry making, 401K and dental ninja at that.

And looky there, he got him self thar sum that kenshin like theme music while he cuts the pointy stick *ahyuk*

But I don't get this:

Youtube comment from him: This was in response to him coming to Japan to show people up with his skeeellz.

"it is not that i cant come. it is that i have a great life in usa and i dont want to leave it yet. and i am scared if i come to japan it will not be the japan i dream of. i dream of old japan."

- Not meaning to assume...buuuut if you've never been to Japan...and you turn your den into a youtube dojo...and there's eastern weapons all over the wall...and you took the time to make duct tape samurai armour...nah I guess Japan is worth missing. How the heck can he say he dreams of old Japan...when he hasn't been TO Japan. :confused:

Could it be that HE would be shown up? Is there a possibility that his skills don't translate outside of his living room? Oh heavens, whatever next. Probably flogging a dead horse as he has been discussed before, but its too easy.

[Inner_Silence]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! LOL!!!!!!
this guy is humbility in person, check this out, I posted him:




"Im gonna upload this to a (true) kendo forum so everyone else can have a look at this beautifull and invaluable display of knoledge and enlightment.

thankyu, have a nice day!"
.

and he replied me on PM:




hello. i am not sure if you are sarcastic or not. either way you do what you like with it. by the way i think forums are negative mostly so i dont take part in it. i am not down with the gossip. if you like it that is cool.

[sparky2488]

Agresive little mother aint he . . . . this is the reply our fat friend left me after I commented on his Hakama :-)

"either you are lying about your age or you are pathetic. slandering videos is weak and gay. so stop. i will block you now for being weak and lame. think about your words before you speak. i will send you a video of me and you see me blend in and i would love to see you make a video like this. i did this in one day of training. and i have tons of videos like this. water stealth you name it"

Makes me want to put on a funky hakama and move to the back woods with my sister.

[Kendoka_Han]

Agresive little mother aint he . . . . this is the reply our fat friend left me after I commented on his Hakama :-)

"either you are lying about your age or you are pathetic. slandering videos is weak and gay. so stop. i will block you now for being weak and lame. think about your words before you speak. i will send you a video of me and you see me blend in and i would love to see you make a video like this. i did this in one day of training. and i have tons of videos like this. water stealth you name it"

Makes me want to put on a funky hakama and move to the back woods with my sister.

LMAO! :laugh:

[Anime12478]

What we should do is just leave this guy alone. He obviously responds to any suggestions with biting, derogatory remarks so there really isn't much of a way to convince him otherwise. If he wants to use Mt. Hood, OR as a backdrop for Mt. Fuji and his tiny apartment room as a dojo, then so be it. And if something bad happens to him and his followers, then it's Darwinism at work, provided the followers are given dissenting information against what they have been given by this Nintaijutsu dude.

[Mr. T.]

When I think of it, I agree with Christopher on this one. He lives in his own little fantasy and obviously will attack any one who might disturb his sad little fantasy as if his life depends on it. Obviously he lives in such a remote area where the only forms of entertainment are spanking the monkey, shooting a moose (I love the urban dictionairy :D) or play ninjer. I guess he decided to play ninjer.

I send him a youtube mail thingy a few months ago and I got a very nasty responce, which made my responce even nastier (I basicly told him that because he had such an odd fasination with gay folks (he mentioned gay folks several times, not in a good way) he is probably gay himself... Wich made him even angrier and he blocked me :) I guess being a macho moutainous-ninjer-warrior-in-duct-tape-armor-living-in-moms-basement and being don't go together, he could have fooled me.

On a more serious note: He plays with sharp things, he runs around in black trying to be the shadow in the woods (even though he's hard to miss). He will either cut himself very badly or he'll get shot by some drunk hunter :ko:

[Kendoka_Han]

And if something bad happens to him and his followers, then it's Darwinism at work

Or its Genesis 3:5 at work ;)

[Kenshi]

"Thou must maketh deep love to thy neighbours woman"

Ah, hang on, thats Kenshi 24:7. (http://kenshi247.net/)... sorry about that.

[Bailemor]

"Thou must maketh deep love to thy neighbours woman"

Ah, hang on, thats Kenshi 24:7. (http://kenshi247.net/)... sorry about that.


Blast Must spread rep again,but computer says no :disapp:

[ben]

Isn't Mt Hood sister town to Bell End in the UK?

b

[Ookami7]

No prob Bailemor got the rep covered for both of us on that one!

[sparky2488]

Isn't Mt Hood sister town to Bell End in the UK?

b

Also twinned with Iron Knob in Australia, i did hear Seman (Alabama, USA) wanted a piece of the action too :confused2

[Alison2805]

Dont forget the outback aussie landmarks of Shebas Breasts, Mt Buggery, Mt Mee, Rooty Hill, Humpybong, the town called Blow Hard... and of course Packenham Upper (near Ballarat). Come to think of it, most of these places are occupied by wierdos too.

[Maku-san]

Geez... his hakama is so "fuffy". Is he??!?:laugh:

[J Mettler]

Oh hell... that's one place I won't go hiking now.

Am I the only one hearing Dueling Banjos?...

[sparky2488]

Am I the only one hearing Dueling Banjos?...


Bet he's got an all black ninja banjo too :confused2

[ben]

Dont forget the outback aussie landmarks of Shebas Breasts, Mt Buggery, Mt Mee, Rooty Hill, Humpybong, the town called Blow Hard... and of course Packenham Upper (near Ballarat). Come to think of it, most of these places are occupied by wierdos too.

We may as well just out with it and mention Fucking (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Austria).


That is all.

b

[Kenshi]

Go to hell. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Norway)

[sparky2488]

or Twatt

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twatt,_Orkney

[Oroshi]

This thread is a load of rubbish (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=Wank+Nesselwang,+Ostallg%C3%A4u,+Bavaria,+German y&ie=UTF8&cd=1&geocode=FfaK1gIdiYigAA&ll=47.614886,10.520718&spn=0.008303,0.022745&z=16&iwloc=addr).

[Kendoka_Han]

I CAME!!!!!! (http://a205.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/103/l_369eb5209018d7a1f4cacef53469b7d4.jpg)

[kendogrl]

Wow...Im a beginner in Iaido...but wow..all thats ringing in my ears from this video is "RIGHT LET LEFT LEG, RIGHT LEG LEFT LEG."

[absenteekendoka]

On a more serious note: He plays with sharp things, he runs around in black trying to be the shadow in the woods (even though he's hard to miss). He will either cut himself very badly or he'll get shot by some drunk hunter :ko:

Fool, clearly he will use his Ninja stealth powers (this can be bought on Ebay) to make himself invisible.....then and only then will he make himself appear to be a deer (again using secret Ninjer mind control techniques-Thanks Ebay!) and allow himself to get shot by a another drunk hillbilly hunter festooned with gun belts full of ammunition and powered by a gallon of Wild Turkey over breakfast......this way he can get the hunter close enough to initiate a Ninjer stealth attack as the hunter gazes down upon what he thought was a deer.....NO ITS a NINNNNNNJA!!!!!!!!!! ;)

[absenteekendoka]

Dont forget the outback aussie landmarks of Shebas Breasts, Mt Buggery, Mt Mee, Rooty Hill, Humpybong, the town called Blow Hard... and of course Packenham Upper (near Ballarat). Come to think of it, most of these places are occupied by wierdos too.

Well how about the fine little town of Dildo Newfoundland? :)

[Alison2805]

I CAME!!!!!! (http://a205.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/103/l_369eb5209018d7a1f4cacef53469b7d4.jpg)

Yes, our beloved city of Perth has its fair share of idiots. Well said.

[Kenzan]

Or its Genesis 3:5 at work ;)

"For Jebus doth have hookethed up wit' the 411, that in the day ye grub down on yon backyard BBQ thereof, lest ye steal your neighbor's rib, then your peepers shall be popped, and ye shall be as most awesome and studly dudes, knowing both the scarfelicious, and heinously bogus."



I CAME!!!!!! (http://a205.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/103/l_369eb5209018d7a1f4cacef53469b7d4.jpg)


That's about 6 kinds of WRONG, Genius.

[bravo22]

the squirrel has returned!

[Kendoka_Han]

Yes, our beloved city of Perth has its fair share of idiots. Well said.

LOL! :)

Why is this (http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/13/l_0a182865f0f04be586a1ba4057077a68.jpg) guy asleep?

[Bokushingu]

the squirrel has returned!


lol I practically begged him at the last taikai to return :)


I was going to resort to extortion: "Hey kenzan since i rooted for you, you have to return to KWF" hahahaaha

[ScottUK]

OK OK the doctor is here. Calm down.

This guy is a student of Anshu Christa Jacobson (http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=59108). Here endeth the lesson.

[Bogu Headache]

Amended Criteria for the Narcissistic Personality Disorder


* Feels grandiose and self-important (e.g., exaggerates accomplishments, talents, skills, contacts, and personality traits to the point of lying, demands to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements);

* Is obsessed with fantasies of unlimited success, fame, fearsome power or omnipotence, unequalled brilliance (the cerebral narcissist), bodily beauty or sexual performance (the somatic narcissist), or ideal, everlasting, all-conquering love or passion;

* Firmly convinced that he or she is unique and, being special, can only be understood by, should only be treated by, or associate with, other special or unique, or high-status people (or institutions);

* Requires excessive admiration, adulation, attention and affirmation - or, failing that, wishes to be feared and to be notorious (Narcissistic Supply);

* Feels entitled. Demands automatic and full compliance with his or her unreasonable expectations for special and favourable priority treatment;

* Is "interpersonally exploitative", i.e., uses others to achieve his or her own ends;

* Devoid of empathy. Is unable or unwilling to identify with, acknowledge, or accept the feelings, needs, preferences, priorities, and choices of others;

* Constantly envious of others and seeks to hurt or destroy the objects of his or her frustration. Suffers from persecutory (paranoid) delusions as he or she believes that they feel the same about him or her and are likely to act similarly;

* Behaves arrogantly and haughtily. Feels superior, omnipotent, omniscient, invincible, immune, "above the law", and omnipresent (magical thinking). Rages when frustrated, contradicted, or confronted by people he or she considers inferior to him or her and unworthy.


Who's up for a game of Crazy Bastard Bingo? I count nine out of ten for Flowery Kecks.

[Alison2805]

LOL! :)

Why is this (http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/13/l_0a182865f0f04be586a1ba4057077a68.jpg) guy asleep?

Why are you still here?

[Inner_Silence]

Why are you still here?

he is our "bad example", like some sort of "this (http://www.kendo-world.com/forum/member.php?u=10996) is how NOT to do it"

[Fred27]

the squirrel has returned!

You cant keep the leader of the secret squirrel army down
http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/10/06/dcsqurl.jpg

[Kagerou]

Why are you still here?

must spread rep....

[Kagerou]

You cant keep the leader of the secret squirrel army down
http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/10/06/dcsqurl.jpg


the scene just prior to.....Kaboom! (http://digitalpimponline.com/images/movie/inset-id4-whitehouse.jpg)

[LarsCW]

Why are you still here?

Is it possible to weed him out in some way.

Atleast we got him from the backyard into the dojo..

..into the backyard, bragin, dojo..

[Anime12478]

Sometimes, if you tell people that they can't do something, then it becomes a forbidden fruit kinda thing and you only want it more. Or sometimes, bad attention is better than no attention at all. But to react angerly to someone on an internet forum is really only going to make things worse. If someone is really causing an issue, you can always ignore the person. You know, that means not replying to someone's posts or using the ignore function. These features are there for a reason and only serves as wasted effort for the people who created the forum and degrades any thread that the person posts in into an insult orgy. If someone gets ignored, one of two things happen. Either they apologize and change their ways, or they go away and spam some other thread.

On the subject of the thread, I decided to email the dude and see if he would always attack with anger. But if you go there more with questions instead of accusations, then he's more than happy to answer questions. Of course, it doesn't make things better. I basically asked him why he was doing certain things and his reply was more like, "It's just how this style works. I just wanted to learn this style." Other than that, I really don't care too much about what he does since he's not really causing any harm. We can look at his videos and laugh, but flaming his videos and inbox isn't going to do anything but waste your finger's energy with empty expectations.

[absenteekendoka]

"For Jebus doth have hookethed up wit' the 411, that in the day ye grub down on yon backyard BBQ thereof, lest ye steal your neighbor's rib, then your peepers shall be popped, and ye shall be as most awesome and studly dudes, knowing both the scarfelicious, and heinously bogus."





That's about 6 kinds of WRONG, Genius.

You have returned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The squirrel legions stand ready to do your bidding, that is when they're not looking for your nuts......errrrrrr

[absenteekendoka]

Is it possible to weed him out in some way.

Atleast we got him from the backyard into the dojo..

..into the backyard, bragin, dojo..

He's our token fundamentalist.......do as I say not as I do..... :)

[Kenzan]

You have returned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The squirrel legions stand ready to do your bidding, that is when they're not looking for your nuts......errrrrrr

Soon my pretties..soon.

I am working on a special Halloween treat for all of you.

>and they will never find the bodies.

>All work and no play makes kenzan something something...
>>All work and no play makes kenzan something something...
>>>All work and no play makes kenzan something something...
>>>>All work and no play makes kenzan something something...
>>>>>All work and no play makes kenzan something something...
>>>>All work and no play makes kenzan something something...
>>>All work and no play makes kenzan something something...
>>Wll Aork and po nlay makes kenzan something something...
>All wok and cold play makes kenzan some thing something..

#red rum...
$red rum..
<RED RUM!!!!!

%:Can't sleep, clowns will eat me...
Yes, I'll get YOU and your little dog, too!
</insert additional random insane mumbling...>

[Bokushingu]

must spread rep....


I agree. I also want to spread rep on the person's page visitor comments. Alison scored two very nice Ippons!

[absenteekendoka]

Soon my pretties..soon.

I am working on a special Halloween treat for all of you.

>and they will never find the bodies.

>All work and no play makes kenzan something something...
>>All work and no play makes kenzan something something...
>>>All work and no play makes kenzan something something...
>>>>All work and no play makes kenzan something something...
>>>>>All work and no play makes kenzan something something...
>>>>All work and no play makes kenzan something something...
>>>All work and no play makes kenzan something something...
>>Wll Aork and po nlay makes kenzan something something...
>All wok and cold play makes kenzan some thing something..

#red rum...
$red rum..
<RED RUM!!!!!

%:Can't sleep, clowns will eat me...
Yes, I'll get YOU and your little dog, too!
</insert additional random insane mumbling...>

"Red rooooom........" :)

[Kendoka_Han]

Why are you still here?

To enlighten my patience! :D

[Alison2805]

to "enlighten your patience"? Is that like enlightening your hair?

[Kendoka_Han]

to "enlighten your patience"? Is that like enlightening your hair?

My hair has already been enlightened since birth! :)

[Alison2805]

You ate a lot of glue in kindy, didnt you?

[Kendoka_Han]

You ate a lot of glue in kindy, didnt you?

Fortunately I am glad to say no! ;)

You see, having been born in India, and leaving there at around the year 4 level, I literally did school work equivalent to year 9 standards here in australia.

An anglo-indian in the aussie year 4 class knowing all about the pythagoras theorem!

Interesting eh?!

[Alison2805]

Thats enough on this rediculous conversation.