hello kendo world

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I took scotts advice and signed up:confused2

[Kenzan]

I took scotts advice and signed up:confused2

First Mistake.

But seriously, Hello and Welcome!

Tell us a bit about yourself.

We'll try not to hold your association with Scott against you.








Much.








:D

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you may not but I do !!!!! I know one or two folk on here and train at ren shin kan and masamune, the rest is boring except for the beer drinking, and thank you for the welcome

[Maku-san]

Welcome, 1C1K-san!!! :D

Perhaps we can make things less boring for you, what with the Seven Smutty Samurai (and their female equivalent) and the Squirrel Jedi Corps, ad infinitum et nauseum.

Just don't tick off Lord Ch'thulu (May I Finally Learn To Spell His Name). Ask Kenzan. He's L.C.'s high priest. :D

Just to give you an idea of the insanity that resides therein. :laugh:

Mark :beard:

[ScottUK]

Greetings, El Bastardo. Glad to see you could make it to KW. Ignore the naysayers - this is a free-love kendo hippy frock-wearing commune and we all adore each other...

[Maku-san]

Greetings, El Bastardo. Glad to see you could make it to KW. Ignore the naysayers - this is a free-love kendo hippy frock-wearing commune and we all adore each other...

Just shaddap and pass the bong, dude... :laugh:

Mark :chinese:

[Ookami7]

1 cut 1 kill, welcome to the insanity! And KW has anoter victum........... er uh I mean customer lol

Maaku-san, forget the bong...... the cherry blossoms are the bomb lol

[David G]

Greetings, El Bastardo. Glad to see you could make it to KW. Ignore the naysayers - this is a free-love kendo hippy frock-wearing commune and we all adore each other...

What's it like in your universe Scott? What colour is the sky for instance? :ko:

On another note now that 1-Cut No-thumb is here no-one is safe! Especially me! :eek:

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What's it like in your universe Scott? What colour is the sky for instance? :ko:

On another note now that 1-Cut No-thumb is here no-one is safe! Especially me! :eek:
well hello yayu

[David G]

well hello yayu

OMG!! You have found me! I must thank Scott for letting you know about this forum (NOT!!).

I had managed to convince you there were no forums any where; and not to bother looking!

This forum does not know the terror you could unleash upon them!

Run! Save yourselves before it's too late! :eek::eek::eek:

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see there you go starting already, i have been taking my medication and all is well now, I am a reformed character but no you have to start me dont you !!!!! well I have not been this happy since the day when on holiday in spain sitting by the pool sippin a long cuba libra and eyeing up the bar maid when with a flash of insigt I realised that yagyu was an anogram of yu gay !!!:smoker:

[Peter West]

see there you go starting already, i have been taking my medication and all is well now, I am a reformed character but no you have to start me dont you !!!!! well I have not been this happy since the day when on holiday in spain sitting by the pool sippin a long cuba libra and eyeing up the bar maid when with a flash of insigt I realised that yagyu was an anogram of yu gay !!!:smoker:

Is that what you do on holiday, think up offensive anagrams of your budo buddies?

Sad!

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Greetings, El Bastardo. Glad to see you could make it to KW. Ignore the naysayers - this is a free-love kendo hippy frock-wearing commune and we all adore each other...

what do you mean anglo-saxon land , you want to be carfull that your norman masters dont hear that sort of talk scottus as king harold said " that b---dy norman bow man will have sombodys eye out":dog:

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Greetings, El Bastardo. Glad to see you could make it to KW. Ignore the naysayers - this is a free-love kendo hippy frock-wearing commune and we all adore each other...

what do you mean anglo-saxon land , you want to be carfull that your norman masters dont hear that sort of talk scottus as king harold said " that b---dy norman bow man will have sombodys eye out":dog:

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Is that what you do on holiday, think up offensive anagrams of your budo buddies?

Sad!

Im afraid sad though it is sensi it is !!!!! but i didnt make it up it just is, and i wasnt a bit offended!!!!! you should have seen his face when he realised , it looked like the face that could sink a thousand ships !!!

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Is that what you do on holiday, think up offensive anagrams of your budo buddies?

Sad!

yes congrats ukpat on your promotion to 4 th dan, i hear you have started using a shinken and a most unusual kiai "ouch my bleedin finger"...... well you know what they say uk "first cut is the deepest" and every cloud has a silver lining you could apply to badaid for sponsership !!!!! keep on cuttin four to go.:)

[David G]

Im afraid sad though it is sensi it is !!!!! but i didnt make it up it just is, and i wasnt a bit offended!!!!! you should have seen his face when he realised , it looked like the face that could sink a thousand ships !!!

Well Kendo World I did warn you! He has already been drinking the paint thinners and has not managed to find either "Caps Lock" or the "Shift" key to do capitol letters yet. Whatever medication he is taking isn't working. :ko:

Bless. He doesn't usually get let out of his very cosy room. So cosy because all the walls are cushioned. :smiley:

[David G]

yes congrats ukpat on your promotion to 4 th dan, i hear you have started using a shinken and a most unusual kiai "ouch my bleedin finger"...... well you know what they say uk "first cut is the deepest" and every cloud has a silver lining you could apply to badaid for sponsership !!!!! keep on cuttin four to go.:)

. . or able to spell . . . :laugh:

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. . or able to spell . . . :laugh:

spelling is for witches !!!!!!! :)

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. . or able to spell . . . :laugh:

anyway yugay I can spell I just cant type!!!!!!!

[Peter West]

best anagram I could come up with for 1 cut 1 kill was
1 luk1 cli...

oh never mind

[David G]

best anagram I could come up with for 1 cut 1 kill was
1 luk1 cli...

oh never mind

:laugh:

Best I have managed with "One-Cut One-Kill" is:

"O ton like lun-e-c"

If you have met him you know it fits!!

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best anagram I could come up with for 1 cut 1 kill was
1 luk1 cli...

oh never mind

indeed never mind............. pet stewer !!!!.....you dont own a takaway by any chance do you

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yagyu you must have thought that one up while you were our discipline officer at Darlington, you know when you were wrapped around the loo at 4 pm after 1 little tiny drink !!!!!

[David G]

yagyu you must have thought that one up while you were our discipline officer at Darlington, you know when you were wrapped around the loo at 4 pm after 1 little tiny drink !!!!!

I am a drinking lightweight - that much is true!

However I was not sick that afternoon . . . .

. . . . . . I did fall asleep on the bathroom floor I'll grant you that! :emb:

. . . . . . and had the ceiling spinning. :tired:

I have learnt that a combination of four measures of single malt, followed by six measures of a mixture of polish vodka and chilly vodka, should not be drunk (by me at least) in the space of an hour!! One slice of sherry trifle is usually enough! :ko:

[ukpatrick]

yes congrats ukpat on your promotion to 4 th dan, i hear you have started using a shinken and a most unusual kiai "ouch my bleedin finger"...... well you know what they say uk "first cut is the deepest" and every cloud has a silver lining you could apply to badaid for sponsership !!!!! keep on cuttin four to go.:)

Thanks for the congratulations 1 cut, Darlington has been kind to me again:laugh:

But, I DID NOT CUT MY FINGER WITH MY NEW SHINKEN!!!!!!!!!

However, I did stab my palm during noto in Tsukikome, using my old iaito.:emb:

There was a smidgette of blood, but not enough to require a transfusion!

I do use my shinken sometimes, but only when I am training with other grown-ups:confused2 'cos I'm still wary of her (her name is Katsujinken, after her tsuba)

[ScottUK]

You're kidding me - Yu Gay is Renshinkan's Discipline Officer? Jeebus I nearly fell off me chair laughing... Where's that 'just wet myself and now need new pants' smiley? :D

[David G]

You're kidding me - Yu Gay is Renshinkan's Discipline Officer? Jeebus I nearly fell off me chair laughing... Where's that 'just wet myself and now need new pants' smiley? :D

You are just upset I haven't "disciplined" you?!

It is not that kind of discipline Scott!

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You're kidding me - Yu Gay is Renshinkan's Discipline Officer? Jeebus I nearly fell off me chair laughing... Where's that 'just wet myself and now need new pants' smiley? :D

when he says "BED" he means it !!!!!!! put your glass down and go, no arguments, so the bar stewards that they are spiked his drink and KOed him,he was not a happy teddy bear, oh and sorry uk about the inaccurate post but that was the rumour,and you forgot to mention your cut when we were chatting the other day !!!!!:confused2

[Kenzan]

Greetings, El Bastardo. Glad to see you could make it to KW. Ignore the naysayers - this is a free-love kendo hippy frock-wearing commune and we all adore each other...

Frockin' A right.

:D

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You're kidding me - Yu Gay is Renshinkan's Discipline Officer? Jeebus I nearly fell off me chair laughing... Where's that 'just wet myself and now need new pants' smiley? :D

he had to be he is the most sensible and adult of us all:eek: !!!!!!!!!!!

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he had to be he is the most sensible and adult of us all:eek: !!!!!!!!!!!

and he is really really easy to get drunk, so we get to do as we like as he usualy has to go to bed early !!!!!!!!!:ko: