Embarrassing Moments.....

[Kagerou]

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=LBxyo_Cm7kU

1. never go on youtube with your men crooked

2. make sure you don't hit the screen behind you

3. don't dance around like a headless chicken

EDIT:

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=ih2B870A1mo

4. don't ever do this and call it kendo

[Kenzan]

Onigai ishimas?
:confused2

Holy cow! I've been sayin' it wrong all these years!

Edit:

Why?
Just......WHY??

[Alison2805]

"THIS VIDEO IS DEDICATED FOR ALL MY PEOPLE WHO I LOVE AND ALSO ALL BEGINNERS IN BUSHI WAY TRY TO TRAIN HARD EVERY DAY FOR BE ONE DAYS A GREAT WARRIOR AND DONT FOGET BELIEVE IN GOD HE HELP YOU IN YOURE WAY OF BUSHI JEROME AZAD DOSO EYES OF TIGER ALL BEGINNERS TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN FOLLOW MY WAY TRAIN IM BEGINNERS NO EWPERT SO IKUZO TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN ALL DAYS"

His "people"? Follow "my way"? Is he the samurai Moses or something??

Ive never seen anyone mix suburi and the waltz together before. Thanks for the giggle Kagerou!

[Alison2805]

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=ih2B870A1mo

4. don't ever do this and call it kendo

And what in the blue bazongas was THAT????

[Kenzan]

This is just goddamn gold....
Can't.......stop.........laughing!!!!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Kenzan]

And what in the blue bazongas was THAT????

It's even more funny when you imagine she's saying that with an Aussie accent.

:D
""THIS VIDEO IS DEDICATED FOR ALL MY PEOPLE WHO I LOVE AND ALSO ALL BEGINNERS IN BUSHI WAY TRY TO TRAIN HARD EVERY DAY FOR BE ONE DAYS A GREAT WARRIOR AND DONT FOGET BELIEVE IN GOD HE HELP YOU IN YOURE WAY OF BUSHI JEROME AZAD DOSO EYES OF TIGER ALL BEGINNERS TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN FOLLOW MY WAY TRAIN IM BEGINNERS NO EWPERT SO IKUZO TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN ALL DAYS""

I'm totally going to make that into a bumper sticker

[Abramo]

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=ih2B870A1mo

4. don't ever do this and call it kendo

Don't ever do this, period, dude! His growlings sound like he played too much arcade.

That first video makes me wonder if some people buy bogu sets "just because" without actually training something... it would explain a lot. Am I being too optimistic?

[Alison2805]

I just found this - the REAL explanation of kendo.... http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kendo. I didnt know you get bonus points in shiai by calling a shimpan attractive, I gotta try that sometime..

[Kenzan]

I just found this - the REAL explanation of kendo.... http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kendo. I didnt know you get bonus points in shiai by calling a shimpan attractive, I gotta try that sometime..

Alison, If I could give you a million Rep points for finding this, I would.

Which one of you comedic geniuses wrote this supreme masterpiece?

Though physiologically implausible, In thanks for this gem, I will birth your children.
LOL

:D

[Kagerou]

I just found this - the REAL explanation of kendo.... http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kendo. I didnt know you get bonus points in shiai by calling a shimpan attractive, I gotta try that sometime..

awsome! I'll rep you later....seems I'm being a rep scrooge to everyone else.

[Alison2805]

Though physiologically implausible, In thanks for this gem, I will birth your children.
LOL

:D

Dude. Thats awesome.

[J Mettler]

This stuff is just priceless... but alas, must spread more rep...

[Fai]

Hahaha that video is classic.... If he decides to keep kendo up, I will really feel sorry for him as I don't think this vid will ever live this down

I love the deco of his bedroom ;)

come on people hands up who has the same deco?

[nudelmampf]

Training
Training is a trecherous affair indeed. The student proceeds to attack the teacher with every fiber in their body, the only result being skewerd in the throat or disarmed only to peer into the gleeful face of your Sensei as he chuckles and playfully swats you around the dojo. It is unwise to anger ones teacher as they are subtle and quick to rise to unimanigable levels of fury resulting in humiliating sessions of being reduced to nothing more then a blubbering sop. But at the End of the day it is a time to rejoice your survival with large volumes of sake and the pleasure of watching your sensei drink him self uncontious. But beware for by some higher law know only unto the heavenly bueocracy Kendo Senseis still arrive at training the next morning completely sober and raring to get started. .

Awesome :D

[turboyoshi]

I just found this - the REAL explanation of kendo.... http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kendo.

Aww man. I owe you +rep, sorry.

[absenteekendoka]

"THIS VIDEO IS DEDICATED FOR ALL MY PEOPLE WHO I LOVE AND ALSO ALL BEGINNERS IN BUSHI WAY TRY TO TRAIN HARD EVERY DAY FOR BE ONE DAYS A GREAT WARRIOR AND DONT FOGET BELIEVE IN GOD HE HELP YOU IN YOURE WAY OF BUSHI JEROME AZAD DOSO EYES OF TIGER ALL BEGINNERS TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN FOLLOW MY WAY TRAIN IM BEGINNERS NO EWPERT SO IKUZO TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN ALL DAYS"

His "people"? Follow "my way"? Is he the samurai Moses or something??

Ive never seen anyone mix suburi and the waltz together before. Thanks for the giggle Kagerou!

He is the Moses of Kendo!! You should see his "burning bush" he picked up in Singapore.........when the Dr. tells you a few pills and some cream will clear it up he's lying! Adn don't get me started on his version of the "parting of the red sea...." Icky! ;)

[easye]

I just soiled myself laughing

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[Bucho]

Hahaha that video is classic.... If he decides to keep kendo up, I will really feel sorry for him as I don't think this vid will ever live this down


Sadly I fear that may be the least of his troubles, since the clip starts out with "mountainous dojo", I fear the worst. That mountainous has been teaching him ninja-kendo over the internet by passing clips such as this back and forth.

[Kenzan]

I just soiled myself laughing

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I just soiled myself...then I laughed.

[Anonymous]

Guess he took my advice when I said to take that shit off before he embarrasses himself even more...

[Kagerou]

Guess he took my advice when I said to take that shit off before he embarrasses himself even more...

Party pooper....That vid was the best thing on Youtube for weeks!!! How dare he take it off.

At least the other one is still there....they must not realise they're a bunch of no talent hacks.

[Kaoru]

Awww, booooo... That means I can't see what all the fuss is about, now the video is gone. I'll be heading to my parent's for Christmas and I'll have video access. Anyway, it's a shame they have not tried to find a dojo. So sad... I hope you guys weren't mean on their youtube page. That will just turn them off even more.

Anyway, Kenzan quoted this from another post. I snipped it from the longer bit:



But at the End of the day it is a time to rejoice your survival with large volumes of sake and the pleasure of watching your sensei drink him self uncontious. But beware for by some higher law know only unto the heavenly bueocracy Kendo Senseis still arrive at training the next morning completely sober and raring to get started. .


Hahaha, there is truth in this. Come to the MWKF summer camp and you'll all see what I mean. The two that come from Japan to teach us drink a lot and get really drunk as a result(And they are very funny when they do.) and geez, in the morning, they act like they never even GOT really drunk the night before and are ready at 6am for outside kata practice with us. And, they've had VERY little sleep on top of that. They appear to be completely sober. I don't honestly understand how they manage that. It's amazing... You'd think they'd be totally hung over due to drinking so much and a lack of sleep! They must have some sort of magic power or something... It's crazy...

Kaoru

[Anonymous]

I think you'll find that a lot of college athletes do something similar...

[Manuka]

Absolutely - it is the defining proof of Darwin's law.

The given data are
1. The human body is constantly regenerating cells
2. Alcohol destroys brain cells
3. It therefore follows that the weakest brain cells will be destroyed allowing regeneration of better brain cells.
4. Getting trashed occasionally makes one smarter

[Kagerou]

Absolutely - it is the defining proof of Darwin's law.

The given data are
1. The human body is constantly regenerating cells
2. Alcohol destroys brain cells
3. It therefore follows that the weakest brain cells will be destroyed allowing regeneration of better brain cells.
4. Getting trashed occasionally makes one smarter

Brain cells don't undergo mitosis (replication)...when you kill a brain cell it's gone for good.

[jackchen]

Brain cells don't undergo mitosis (replication)...when you kill a brain cell it's gone for good.

Can we generate new brain cells then?

Or does the amount of brain cells everyone has just keeps on decreasing?

[Mr. T.]

Can we generate new brain cells then?

No


Or does the amount of brain cells everyone has just keeps on decreasing?

I'm afraid so. This also means most, is not all, of the forum members (including me) are doomed :D

[Maku-san]

But you CAN generate new neural pathways amongst the remaining brain cells. Think of it as rerouting the broadband signal through a new computer network. :)

[Kagerou]

unhuh...you just keep telling yourself you've got mental broadband.

[Manuka]

Brain cells don't undergo mitosis (replication)...when you kill a brain cell it's gone for good.

Spoilsport :mad:

[Kagerou]

Oh and being hit in the head isn't great for preserving brain cells either....

[xvikingx]

Oh and being hit in the head isn't great for preserving brain cells either....
Neither is booze. You'd think by the time someone reaches 6dan they'd be a drooling idiot with mittens pinned to his sleeves.
In fact that's how I will spend my day tomorrow. I’m going to get hit in the head for a couple of hours then spend a few more hours pickling my what’s left of my brain cells with alcohol. Maybe I could finish off the evening by sticking my head in the microwave…

[Kagerou]

Neither is booze. You'd think by the time someone reaches 6dan they'd be a drooling idiot with mittens pinned to his sleeves.
In fact that's how I will spend my day tomorrow. I’m going to get hit in the head for a couple of hours then spend a few more hours pickling my what’s left of my brain cells with alcohol. Maybe I could finish off the evening by sticking my head in the microwave…

Just bite down really hard on the power cord...much easier.

Oh wait! We have AEDs all over Japa now. Stick your head in one o' those :D

[xvikingx]

Oh wait! We have AEDs all over Japa now. Stick your head in one o' those :D
When they take my wallet from my steaming corpse and find my EMT licence in it they are going to have a laugh.

[Kagerou]

When they take my wallet from my steaming corpse and find my EMT licence in it they are going to have a laugh.

poetic irony my friend. Now you must do it. Gambatte!