Which would win in a fight?

[God Of Death]

Me and my friend have been arguing about which weapon would win a fight. He said a aluminum baseball bat(hollow on the inside) would win, but i said the bokken would because the bokken has longer range, can block the bat and would be faster when swinging as well as can dent to damage the bat from hits. Now his argument was that the bat was more powerful and could destroy the bokken or use his arm to block the bokken and use a bat to hit(i think his arm would break from the impact of the bokken).

The people fighting would be an average joe with a baseball bat Versus a kendo student with 6 kyu

Input with a verdict would be cool.

[Ookami7]

Waste of time kiddies, who cares????? Not going to test it out...... both are bashing weapons techiniqualy etc etc. Now the real trick would be setting yourself on fire and juggling blades, throwing each one at your enemy before you die. Now that takes guts lol

[Abramo]

Zen answer: the person who ran off.

Real answer: the person with the gun.

Why, you're welcome!

[Young]

Baseball bat already won.

[jhk]

I must say that I am totally sure about how long a base ball bat is. But if you are going to use it for swinging sideways then the bokken would cut you down (or perhaps bash you down) as soon as you leave the center. If you use the bat more like Kodachi in just one arm, then it would all depend upon getting up close where you can strike and where the guy with the bokken is at an disadvantage. The 3 Kodachi katas could give you a lot of inspiration here.

I do not think you would be able to split the bokken with a strike unto it. I heard once about somebody that was able to achieve this, but that was using a Jo which gives significantly more leverage, and perhaps there was a weakness in the wood.

[Rennis]

I believe Chuck Norris would defeat both.

:lick:

Rennis Buchner

[Angel_Of_Music]

The answer is: neither.

Both "fighters" would have ultra-failed before the match started...

[Charles Lockhar]

Real answer: the person with the gun.


"Good Ash, bad Ash... I'm the one with the gun."

AoD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGqx5VDO30M)

-Charles

[Anonymous]

*I* would win, and thats all that matters.

[ScottUK]

Both "fighters" would have ultra-failed before the match started...The OP failed by posting this drivel.

[Wraith]

Me and my friend have been arguing about which weapon would win a fight. He said a aluminum baseball bat(hollow on the inside) would win, but i said the bokken would because the bokken has longer range, can block the bat and would be faster when swinging as well as can dent to damage the bat from hits. Now his argument was that the bat was more powerful and could destroy the bokken or use his arm to block the bokken and use a bat to hit(i think his arm would break from the impact of the bokken).

The people fighting would be an average joe with a baseball bat Versus a kendo student with 6 kyu

Input with a verdict would be cool.

Cool! Perhaps you could test this out with your mate and get back to us. Don't forget to record the event and upload it onto Youtube.

[48thRonin]

I smell another episode of Deadliest Warrior on Spike.

[ghostdancer]

who feckin cares

[Kendoka_Han]

Input with a verdict would be cool.

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v353/248/18/517549080/n517549080_964944_2627.jpg

[satsumaruma]

Errm duuuh!

the one with the semtex strapped to his/her body obviously, duh!

[Bokushingu]

obviously the drugs are winning now...later as you and your friend are beating each other to a pulp the police would win as they stun gun you both & place you on a 72 pysch hold.

[willszenith]

Me and my friend

lies.all lies.

[ScottUK]

While Mr Zenith is probably correct, I will go one further...
Me and my friend have been arguing about which weapon would win a fight....I think this is providence. You are currently arguing with someone, and the topic is weapons. You have all the ingredients any debate needs, so I think you should go and find the answer - and at the same time it will guarantee no future lovers' tiffs between you two young scamps. Plus the survivor can report back here and let us know the result of this gripping saga.

[chidokan]

This reminds me of an anecdote about two of Nakayama Hakudo's students... they were arguing over a point in the dojo, lost it totally and went outside to 'have it out' with shinken... apparently they both went blind with fear, never hit each other, and got home without realising how they got there. Next day at the dojo they got their backsides kicked for being stupid...

the bokken. coz you can poke him in the eyes with it as well as bat him about. and you can sharpen it. which would be nice. How about a suburi bokken? can you use that?

[Ken Morgan]

Ahhhh.

I was ignoring this thread for the past two days, I broke down and read it all today, four and one half minutes I’ll never get back!!

Point, they’ll both kill you. A 2X4 will kill you, a tree branch will kill you, someone tossing a rock at your head will kill you.

As someone already said…who cares?

[satsumaruma]

Ahhhh.

I was ignoring this thread for the past two days, I broke down and read it all today, four and one half minutes I’ll never get back!!

Point, they’ll both kill you. A 2X4 will kill you, a tree branch will kill you, someone tossing a rock at your head will kill you.

As someone already said…who cares?

But not if you are stood inside a very strong suit of armour made from concrete.


...and you obviously cared enough to post something...
yep yep yep.


:D:D

[absenteekendoka]

Ahhhh.

I was ignoring this thread for the past two days, I broke down and read it all today, four and one half minutes I’ll never get back!!

Point, they’ll both kill you. A 2X4 will kill you, a tree branch will kill you, someone tossing a rock at your head will kill you.

As someone already said…who cares?

My moneys on the potted fern!

:)

[Jordan Lavin]

Cool! Perhaps you could test this out with your mate and get back to us. Don't forget to record the event and upload it onto Youtube.

Oh how I wish.

But the answer is...not Chuck Norris I saw that the real answer is Bruce Lee. Man you kids get into stupid arguments. The real answer is...there is none.

[Koban]

Cool! Perhaps you could test this out with your mate and get back to us. Don't forget to record the event and upload it onto Youtube.


yeah and don't forget to call it, "super effective ancient ninja techniques to beat a baseball bat"... or something to that effect...

[Ken Morgan]

But not if you are stood inside a very strong suit of armour made from concrete.


...and you obviously cared enough to post something...
yep yep yep.


:D:D

Ya know, it’s like a mosquito bite, you know you shouldn’t scratch it….but you can’t help yourself.

[Ken Morgan]

My moneys on the potted fern!

:)

LOL! Thanks, now I have to convince my son that, No I didn't spit Diet Coke through my nose onto his keyboard, the keys were always sticky!

[still learning]

LOL! Thanks, now I have to convince my son that, No I didn't spit Diet Coke through my nose onto his keyboard, the keys were always sticky!

If it is your son's keyboard - - it may be true that the keys are always sticky.

Ask Sats how he cleans his keyboard.........

[satsumaruma]

If it is your son's keyboard - - it may be true that the keys are always sticky.

Ask Sats how he cleans his keyboard.........

a shower of gold my friend....
everyone knows ammonia is a great cleansing agent:alien::smoker:

[MartialArtsGirl]

Me and my friend have been arguing about which weapon would win a fight. He said a aluminum baseball bat(hollow on the inside) would win, but i said the bokken would because the bokken has longer range, can block the bat and would be faster when swinging as well as can dent to damage the bat from hits. Now his argument was that the bat was more powerful and could destroy the bokken or use his arm to block the bokken and use a bat to hit(i think his arm would break from the impact of the bokken).

The people fighting would be an average joe with a baseball bat Versus a kendo student with 6 kyu

Input with a verdict would be cool.

That is the wierdest question I've ever heard. I can understand people asking "who would win- a fencer or a Kendoka?" but...yeah....

maybe St00pid sensei can answer that...hes got a thread around here somewhere...:evil::ninja:

[Alison2805]

Its an irrelevent question in the first place, these kids would already be blind from thier other exra-curricular activities.

Well done to the KW member who came up with the alternative login member name and posted this thread, youre a legend! Scott perhaps? Sats?

[ScottUK]

Not guilty for a change.

[still learning]

Well done to the KW member who came up with the alternative login member name and posted this thread, youre a legend! Scott perhaps? Sats?

Think again, Ali.
Sats = 'Fart of Death'
Scott = 'Breath of Death'...........

[ScottUK]

Not since the dentistry! However, I'm not sure a dentist could help Sats. ;)

[still learning]

Not since the dentistry! However, I'm not sure a dentist could help Sats. ;)

Sats is beyond help - - in many ways.

I understand that the ''Institute of Spincter Studies'' is running a research project to try to discover/pinpoint Sats' anal 'vocal chords'............

[absenteekendoka]

Sats is beyond help - - in many ways.

I understand that the ''Institute of Spincter Studies'' is running a research project to try to discover/pinpoint Sats' anal 'vocal chords'............

Found 'em!! it took some creative rooting around deep in the orifice of doom but it does appearr thay've grown firmly attached to......oh wait, I found my watch.....

:)

[hl1978]

why no get your question answered on the deadliest warrior on spike.

Interestingly enough they did feature a baseball bat in their mafia vs yakuza episode.

[pgsmith]

Found 'em!! it took some creative rooting around deep in the orifice of doom but it does appearr thay've grown firmly attached to......oh wait, I found my watch.....
Absenteekendoka, not only president of the Institute of Sphincter Studies, he's also a member ...

[Spendius]

Its an irrelevent question in the first place, these kids would already be blind from thier other exra-curricular activities.

Well done to the KW member who came up with the alternative login member name and posted this thread, youre a legend! Scott perhaps? Sats?

Snif, snif ? what's that burning smell ? (http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/494/squirrelflamethrower.jpg)

[still learning]

Found 'em!! it took some creative rooting around deep in the orifice of doom but it does appearr thay've grown firmly attached to......oh wait, I found my watch.....:)


Class response; +rep

[satsumaruma]

Its an irrelevent question in the first place, these kids would already be blind from thier other exra-curricular activities.

Well done to the KW member who came up with the alternative login member name and posted this thread, youre a legend! Scott perhaps? Sats?

Nah, not me. I ain't got an alter ego.

The ego I have already is fine and dandy just as it is:cool2:


Think again, Ali.
Sats = 'Fart of Death'
Scott = 'Breath of Death'...........

ooooh says Mr Goody two shoes.

In the botty-burp, bowel-breath, starfish-sigh contest, you know you have no equal, Oh aromatic maestro!!!


Not since the dentistry! However, I'm not sure a dentist could help Sats. ;)

..they can never get thoes infernal chairs to lower enough for me to climb aboard:laugh:


Sats is beyond help - - in many ways.

I understand that the ''Institute of Spincter Studies'' is running a research project to try to discover/pinpoint Sats' anal 'vocal chords'............

You know, I realise that you meant to spell that as 'sphincter' but as a typo it makes much more sense (not to mention being much more pervy) as 'spinster'.:spchless::lick:


Snif, snif ? what's that burning smell ?

ooops, sorry you caught me thinking about Alison again.

So Sorry!!

:o:o

(it was a jooooooke!)

[ScottUK]

Rep for the 'burning' comment.

[absenteekendoka]

Absenteekendoka, not only president of the Institute of Sphincter Studies, he's also a member ...

Ok, why is it that I get the giggles when I hear the word 'member' and sphincter in the same sentence....................................hehehe ehe, see there it goes again. Oh, and my watch smells funny, hey any of you guys see my car keys?

[Alison2805]

absentee, Ive tried to spread rep for you since the potted fern comment, but I cant... youre damn funny today!

[Manuka]

Not since the dentistry! However, I'm not sure a dentist could help Sats. ;)


"She has the nicest teeth I have ever come across", said the sedation Dentist.

[Maku-san]

Pffft. Anybody knows that His Royal Fuzziness, The Duke of Squirrel, The Count of Monte Frisko, May His Nutz Be Always Gathered, The One, The Only...

The Awl-mighty Kenzan!!! (Bow, you puny humans, BOW!!! :evil:)

will definitely trump both the bat and the bokken, but He Who Shall Always Be Fuzzy has greater respect for the bokken.

[satsumaruma]

Ok, why is it that I get the giggles when I hear the word 'member' and sphincter in the same sentence....................................hehehe ehe, see there it goes again. Oh, and my watch smells funny, hey any of you guys see my car keys?

...Errm I think your partner said something about taking them to a party!!!!:eek::silly: