Get your ninja black belt through a video!

[MartialArtsGirl]

So I've been doing some digging about that guy in the video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKQTEPISz5E&feature=related

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ldHAFfIR1I&NR=1

mostly because I have nothing better to do with my time on the 4th of July.
:(

Anyway, so I tried to look up the dojo/organization he belonged to. Apparantly, he's a retard and, not only can he not spell, he also can't pronounce things correctly. There really is a "Bujinkan" organization (not Bugi-kan) and there is a "Togakure" (not tagatheru). I'd think he was only pretending to be a member of said dojo/style, except that his gi has a symbol of the bujikan on it (if you look closely in one of his videos). Of course, I'm sure he could always buy a gi like that without doing any work. But the point is, he *thinks* hes part of this organization that he can't even pronounce.

Anyway that doesn't mean this organization isn't a McDojo. Maybe it isn't in Japan, who knows, but this place certainly is:

http://www.blackbeltcourse.com/

Which is probably how he got his black belt that he claims to have.

Do these people have no shame?

[rfoxmich]

I look at him, I hear him and I think "Too much acid in the 60's".

[ghostdancer]

he cant spell special either, or should that be "speshul"

[rfoxmich]

When you drop as much acid as he seems to have you lose your ability to spell, your memory and uh uh... I dunno something else too but I forget what it was.

[absenteekendoka]

I am still laughing my ass off. You need to look at the details on the belt......just a sample....

"...three heavily tattoed thugs walk out of the darkness, what do you do? hire a ninja?..........................never be afraid again..........a six hundred dollar value, only three easy payments of...........learn ninjitsu in the privacy of your own home or dojo......."

This is a true find guys, now leave them to .....The League! We shall issue our own unique brand of....justice, ok whatever, mostly mockery of this tripe but hey, someones gotta do it.

:)

[Missingno.]

It looks like he's dyslexic. That would at least partially explain some of this.

[absenteekendoka]

It looks like he's dyslexic. That would at least partially explain some of this.

While it may explain his issues with spelling it doesn't seem to explain his utter and total lack of skill........

Now we could pit him against the "Star wars Kid" from a few years back I think it would be an even fight. :)

On another note I actually read most of that "Online black belt ninja...blah blah" nonsense from "Grandmaster Donk....15th Dan"?!!? and if tht doesnt have you shaking your head and spitting coffee through your nose then your not human. And for $40 yearly you can become a member of his bullshido ninjer asc.

[Fred27]

he cant spell special either, or should that be "speshul"

Only if he is speaking Lolcat!

[Missingno.]

Now we could pit him against the "Star wars Kid" from a few years back I think it would be an even fight. :)


Ouch.. What an insult to Star Wars Kid. He would shit on this guy.

[absenteekendoka]

Ouch.. What an insult to Star Wars Kid. He would shit on this guy.

Thats a whole different series of videos, mostly from Germany or Sweden I understand............

:)

[absenteekendoka]

Ok, I have it.....we'll pit Dana "Pool noodle chabebwhooseit" Abbot against Grandmaster Dork..err...Donk (15th dan you know, in a I just made this shit up ninjitsu Ryu) and see which of these monkeys fairs better.

What do you think?

:)

[Toecutter]

I'd swear that was an 8.5X11 piece of paper behind him with a red dot for the japanese flag, although I can't be sure because this is filmed almost in total darkness. I also like how he says it doesn't look like I have any weapons on me then takes about a minute to pull out three chop sticks from his sleeve, very dangerous indeed. Hold on one second while I get this sword out, no wait, hold on just a few more seconds, ok almost there, ah ha, now I've got you. Isn't this guy an understudy of Mountainous the snow boarding ninja?

[Fred27]

Thats a whole different series of videos, mostly from Germany or Sweden I understand............

:)

Bastard! How did you kn...I mean NO! :D

[absenteekendoka]

Bastard! How did you kn...I mean NO! :D

I was in college and needed the money.................

Fred...I thought I recognized you!!!

:)

[b8amack]

Did he say "sharnikens""?