NinjaGuild personal favs

[willszenith]

Just a few of my personal favs from the ninja guild, remember these guys are genuine....

http://www.ninjaguild.co.uk/page7.htm


can be deceptive when stuck in your face

http://www.ninjaguild.co.uk/page3.htm

hungry?

http://www.ninjaguild.co.uk/page3.htm

Great site enjoy!

[willszenith]

doesnt direct link to pics but browse the gallery, it cracks me up, good luck to them...

[samurai80]

The lack of ninja-ness makes this just another 'urban combat' site. They should link up with Sharp Phil. The motorcycle drive-by is priceless. If you're unarmed, and someone pulls up on a bike with a pistol pointed at you...run. Or if they don't shoot, you can guess they probably weren't going to shoot you anyway, so take it from them. Then beat them senseless with it.

[hathandir]

... Did they seriously recommend escaping a hostage position by head butting and kicking? I suddenly feel as though they have been granted preternatural insight into when I used to play "James Bond" when I was 7. "Aww, you got me as a hostage and hid me at the top of the swing set!? Not fair!!"

[bravo22]

The lack of ninja-ness makes this just another 'urban combat' site. They should link up with Sharp Phil. The motorcycle drive-by is priceless. If you're unarmed, and someone pulls up on a bike with a pistol pointed at you...run. Or if they don't shoot, you can guess they probably weren't going to shoot you anyway, so take it from them. Then beat them senseless with it.

If we already have the guy's pistol.... why are we beating them with it?

[samurai80]

If you mean 'why not shoot the pistol?', because I like to avoid murder charges. If you mean 'why are you beating him senseless?', because he just pointed a gun at me.

[absenteekendoka]

Ahhh, the internet. Natures last true refuge for the Ninja.

"Was the ninja always in a zoo daddy"
"Thats not a zoo....thats the internet.....and no, they used to roam free...."
"They did dad?!"
"Yes, they used to roam the wilds of South Carolina....even as far as California, bamboozling people out of money with parlour tricks and made up lineages..."
"Wow...really dad?!"
"Yup, and in 2013 the last ninja was captured....locked in a padded cell, and had cameras trained on him for all the world to see, ya know the funny thing is he still tried to sell his 'How to be A Ninja Master ' DVD the whole time."
"Will there ever be ninjas in the wild again dad?"
"Well , we hope not....but theres still the odd sighting at anime conventions and even ren fairs....but we like to think of that like people seeing bigfoot."
"Wow dad!"
"Wow indeed."

:)

[Toecutter]

Ahhh, the internet. Natures last true refuge for the Ninja.

"Was the ninja always in a zoo daddy"
"Thats not a zoo....thats the internet.....and no, they used to roam free...."
"They did dad?!"
"Yes, they used to roam the wilds of South Carolina....even as far as California, bamboozling people out of money with parlour tricks and made up lineages..."
"Wow...really dad?!"
"Yup, and in 2013 the last ninja was captured....locked in a padded cell, and had cameras trained on him for all the world to see, ya know the funny thing is he still tried to sell his 'How to be A Ninja Master ' DVD the whole time."
"Will there ever be ninjas in the wild again dad?"
"Well , we hope not....but theres still the odd sighting at anime conventions and even ren fairs....but we like to think of that like people seeing bigfoot."
"Wow dad!"
"Wow indeed."

:)
If I could rep you I would, that was awesome.

[b8amack]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztY77ZQeQ5M

Meh, they look like they had a lot of fun filming this, interninja or no. My favourite part is when they one guy kicks down the door and attacks the dude checking the internet. Well, that and around 3:32.

[Wraith]

I love this

http://www.ninjaguild.co.uk/USERIMAGES/1(4).jpg

[samurai80]

I love this

http://www.ninjaguild.co.uk/USERIMAGES/1(4).jpg

Me too! That coffee mug is awesome! I mean, when you grab the mug you don't have to guess what's inside of it. It says "coffee" right there on the side. Brilliant.

[Wark 1978]

Did anyone notice that his username on youtube is NINJUTSUXXX? Kinky...

[samurai80]

It's because when he has sex, the girl never knows he's even there.

[ScottUK]

It's because when he has sex, the girl never knows he's even there.Is his name Justin? :D

[samurai80]

Is his name Justin? :D Heh, heh. Awesome.