a very british xmass play

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I think we should put a xmass play on for the world, a few ideas
neil ..........wise man
scott........jesus, I know its not god but its close
andy watson, pete west,............ kings
gothm........ angle
fukuryu.........shepard ( I know hes not inglish but he digs the humor):cheerful:
sats......the perv
yugay....the donkey or the victim as we know him
still learning......tax collector/english teacher both as popular as each other
kea ..........inn keeper
fred..........joseph
steph dd ......mary .....happy baby
lets get it together we will let yugay be the director/dictator:ponder:

[SanguineKendoka]

Only if me and my shinai get to be King Herod. I had the starring role in my primary school Christmas play, so you know I'm qualified. I'll send you a CV.

Disclaimer: May ruin everything.

Edit: Surely Budo_Angel should be the, uh...."Angle"

[Kaa]

You left out The Holy Spirit - yes I know he belongs to the pilot program but anyway. If your not to hard on the typecasting I guess Sats could be a candidate for this.The idea of virgins and conception might be appealing to him...:D

[cr720]

I don't remember a perv being in any Christmas plays I've seen....

[Wraith]

I don't remember a perv being in any Christmas plays I've seen....

You're not watching the right ones then! :D

[GothMelancolia]

well I don't want to be an Angel...can't you put a little devil instead ????
and I vote for Sats being the Holly Spirit and what should 1 Cut be...hmmm. let's see....we can't let him speak because it would ruin the play sooo....any ideas ?

[1stdan]

Weren't there quite a few ass in the manger? I mean really it's a very nobel creature.

[David G]

Weren't there quite a few ass in the manger? I mean really it's a very nobel creature.

Soooooooo wish I could posrep that comment!!

[cr720]

Soooooooo wish I could posrep that comment!!

BAM! Pos-repped



You're not watching the right ones then! :D

Point me in the right direction!

[Wraith]

Point me in the right direction!

Head to your nearest video store and ask for the specials under the counter ;)

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I don't remember a perv being in any Christmas plays I've seen....
they usually directed the ones we were in !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ok 1 st dan u got the part........i want to be the inn keeper. wraith you can be a pearly king and goth you can be salami way hay

[still learning]

A few relatively pertinent suggestions her.

Let's develop this idea with a filmic theme.
Try Star Wars and Star Trek...... for examples.


I think we should put a xmass play on for the world, a few ideas
neil ..........wise man You can have that one...
scott........jesus, Ryker
andy watson, pete west,............ kings....... or High Jedi
gothm........ angle
fukuryu.........shepard why not spell it correctly - SHEPHERD
sats......the perv.......... Yoda........ or Quark
yugay....the donkey........ lets call it an ASS
still learning......tax collector/english teacher Obi Wan...... of course
kea ..........inn keeper...Did you mean 'Kaa' - How 'bout Jabba the Hutt
fred..........joseph Don't know him....... therefore the one that beams down simply to be cannon-fodder...?
steph dd ......mary ......... a naked Vulcan....... (invented character... but 'why not'?) ........ perhaps ship's counsellor....
lets get it together we will let yugay be the director/dictator:ponder:

Any grievance or insult taken........ there you go!

[Kaa]

kea ..........inn keeper...Did you mean 'Kaa' - How 'bout Jabba the Hutt
Any grievance or insult taken........ there you go!

Well as my body now painfully remember this weekend's two days naginata taikai I certainly walk as elegantly as Jabba ...


And as inn keeper I will be in charge of the bar - right?! So 1Cut - hands off - this is soo my part!

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Well as my body now painfully remember this weekend's two days naginata taikai I certainly walk as elegantly as Jabba ...


And as inn keeper I will be in charge of the bar - right?! So 1Cut - hands off - this is soo my part!

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ok kaa you got the inn!!!!!!!!!!!!!! could I be the visiting alien

[1stdan]

ok 1 st dan u got the part........i want to be the inn keeper.


Sweet I finally got a part in the school play. Yeahhhhhhhh.........

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ok i will start , the rules are the first one to post in the part gets it.
bethlehem, judea, 1BC..............joe " Mary do we really have to go and visit your cousin, its a long way and its winter out there, all thay way for a baby shower, you are only going to show her how slim you are, i tell you its not nice shes the size of a house at the moment, and you can take those killer heels off and put your sandles on, I dont want you on the donkey after a few miles moaning about your feet...........I keep telling you that you will end up with bunions"

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Oh and what would you like for christmass this year, I didnt get you anything ast year........................would you hurry up you said you were almost there an hour ago !!!!!!!

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Oh and what would you like for christmass this year, I didnt get you anything last year........................would you hurry up you said you were almost there an hour ago !!!!!!!

[still learning]

ok i will start , the rules are the first one to post in the part gets it.
bethlehem, judea, 1BC..............joe " Mary do we really have to go and visit your cousin, its a long way and its winter out there, all thay way for a baby shower, you are only going to show her how slim you are, i tell you its not nice shes the size of a house at the moment, and you can take those killer heels off and put your sandles on, I dont want you on the donkey after a few miles moaning about your feet...........I keep telling you that you will end up with bunions"

WHERE DO I START?

Punctuation, grammar & spelling......... up to normal standard, I see.

...its winter out there,.... in Judea? Would one notice?

...all thay way for a baby shower,.... spelling - and using Americanisms!

...put your sandles on,.... SANDALS!

...I dont want you on the donkey after a few miles moaning about your feet..
??? iF SHE IS ON THE DONKEY... WHY WOULD SHE BE COMPLAINING ABOUT HER FEET?

...with bunions,...... 2 x 'n's in the middle......

TOSS POT!

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thanks ....................i bet you were a great teacher.....r u going to play or wat

[still learning]

thanks ....................i bet you were a great teacher.....r u going to play or wat

I AM playing;
..... I have taken the role as critic!

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I AM playing;
..... I have taken the role as critic!
oh fair enuffski..................you could be herod

[GothMelancolia]

oh fair enuffski..................you could be herod
ummm this guy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herod_the_Great
or this guy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herald


What do I gain if I decide to participate in this madness ?

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well you get to put a dark gothic side to the nativity play / story

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hurry up mary it cant take this long to get ready, listen the birds are up and singing............I think its a thrush............... it is..............and irritating the hell out of me !!!!!!!!!!!

[Fonsz]

ummm this guy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herod_the_Great
or this guy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herald


What do I gain if I decide to participate in this madness ?
I guess eternal fame, headaches, diminishing language skills, weird costumes, and getting to hang out with people who practice hard but never seem to break out in a sweat.
Oh did I mention the obligatory constipated look on your face when you practice with them?
It sounds like a good deal. I guess you'll have to hurry to sign up for the awesomest rollercoaster ride of your life.............:eek:

[GothMelancolia]

Oh did I mention the obligatory constipated look on your face when you practice with them?


in this case I think i'll pass....:dead:

[still learning]

...you could be herod...

Nah!

He was too fond of kids!

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Nah!............ what the f--k language is that.........did you mean no.............and as for bunions,,,,well onions replace the o with bu it made sense 2 me, inglish is a stupid language only the english could make up.............and as for Mary's feet, i didn't say how tall the donkey was so it would be possible that her feet would be dragging in the sand........and it doesn't look like anybody wants to do the Christmas play anyway.

[GothMelancolia]

and it doesn't look like anybody wants to do the Christmas play anyway.

That’s because you don’t have any ninjas …..what kind of play is it if it doesn’t have even one single ninja ?!?!?:eek:

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nobody knows where they are !!!! this wont allow me to use my favorite lines in the nativity play " yes we have on suite or not " and "its a girl" ah sure never mind it will be snowing soon hoooooooooraaaaaaay

[satsumaruma]

You left out The Holy Spirit - yes I know he belongs to the pilot program but anyway. If your not to hard on the typecasting I guess Sats could be a candidate for this.The idea of virgins and conception might be appealing to him...:D

Yes it does yes it does!:eek:


I don't remember a perv being in any Christmas plays I've seen....

Thats because 1cut is a F-wit.:mad:


well I don't want to be an Angel...can't you put a little devil instead ????
and I vote for Sats being the Holly Spirit and what should 1 Cut be...hmmm. let's see....we can't let him speak because it would ruin the play sooo....any ideas ?

The gnostic word for angel was 'demon' (or Daemon); will that do?

Can't let 1cut speak; you can't stop the bugger.

He honestly has verbal diarrhoea.:cheerful:


nobody knows where they are !!!! this wont allow me to use my favorite lines in the nativity play " yes we have on suite or not " and "its a girl" ah sure never mind it will be snowing soon hoooooooooraaaaaaay

You are a shit director. Crap at casting as well

You should have picked horror movies as your theme.

Bill would be nosferatu.
Scott would be ????
I would be ???
Gothmel as ????


Asd you can see I have given this as much thought as you did originally; but I would cast you as


Chucky!!

Oh yes!!:eek:

[David G]

Asd you can see I have given this as much thought as you did originally; but I would cast you as


Chucky!!

Oh yes!!:eek:

Oh how much posrep can I give for that comment?! Almost made me spit my tea over the keyboard!

[Kaa]

Oh how much posrep can I give for that comment?! Almost made me spit my tea over the keyboard!

well we can start a little posrep fund for him. That'll cheer him up. :happy:

[satsumaruma]

well we can start a little posrep fund for him. That'll cheer him up. :happy:

not as much as you posting pic of you in basque:scared::cool:

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not as much as you posting pic of you in basque:scared::cool:
bad boy sats this is supposed to be the Christmas play for gods sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kaa]

not as much as you posting pic of you in basque:scared::cool:

Well I have been in San Sebastian and Bilbao...

- but usually nativity plays tries to focus geographically more to the east, for some reason. :cheeky:

[still learning]

Chucky!!

Surely you mean CHUNKY.....?

[Webalistic]

I'm still missing the swords and blood fountains in this play. First scene usually starts with a massacre doesn't it?
And of course the bushido hierarchy is missing...
Emperor (or king): you! woman! give birth to a new heir, now!
Mary: hai! sumimasen... wanders of to a stable. fails and commits seppuku.
Then the wise men from the er. .east.. that would be the USA from Japan.... so three wise men from the wild west it is!
this story could go wrong quite nicely. If only Kurosawa were still alive. :-)

[satsumaruma]

Well I have been in San Sebastian and Bilbao...

- but usually nativity plays tries to focus geographically more to the east, for some reason. :cheeky:

Well side stepped. I must improve my skulduggery to catch you out I see:D


Surely you mean CHUNKY.....?

No, Chucky is a fat little evil thing which delights in causing as much misery and mayhem as possible.

I think that is 1cut to a tee

:D


I'm still missing the swords and blood fountains in this play. First scene usually starts with a massacre doesn't it?
And of course the bushido hierarchy is missing...
Emperor (or king): you! woman! give birth to a new heir, now!
Mary: hai! sumimasen... wanders of to a stable. fails and commits seppuku.
Then the wise men from the er. .east.. that would be the USA from Japan.... so three wise men from the wild west it is!
this story could go wrong quite nicely. If only Kurosawa were still alive. :-)

Thing is 1cut should have gone OT rathet than NT. The OT has lots of battles and 'begetting'.

So we could have included lots of swords and blood as well as some mention of Asianbabes.com:D

[Kaa]

No, Chucky is a fat little evil thing which delights in causing as much misery and mayhem as possible.

I think that is 1cut to a tee


Oh for a moment there I thought you were talking of my boss....:cool2:

[David G]

No, Chucky is a fat little evil thing which delights in causing as much misery and mayhem as possible.

I think that is 1cut to a tee

:D

Still can't posrep!! :(

[satsumaruma]

Oh for a moment there I thought you were talking of my boss....:cool2:

1Cut is your boss?

You have my deepset condolensces!;)


Still can't posrep!! :(


Buy me a beer and we'll call it quits.