Ali G

[Sakabatou]

Wasn't sure if theis should be in the lounge. Lol I think he stalks me. I mean whenever he see's one of my posts this is the type of comment he gives, disregarding the topic or ANY posts:

Maybez youz can continuez 2 developz youz own kitanaz stylez & callz itz..hedgtrimmerz skool...............................clazzez can B heldz @ youz momz howz in da front yardz.....& youz opponentz can Bz da juniperz bushez....
Lol he missed all the posts saying I'm not starting my own kendo dojo, I'm not using a reverse blade katana, I looked at the katana and found out what was missing from it that made it a wall-hanger, and alot more. Lol and the best he can come up with is an insult like above. And whats up with his z's? You'd think he's a gangster or something. lol Well whatever. I just don't see why he's ignoring everything just to make a crude comment towards me.

[Khabbi]

I think most ppl think your more of a bother then Ali G , Sakabatou

You always post stuff about being 14 , manga / anime , Katate , Bo staff stuff
problems at home .

Ali G only bothers ppl that post crap questions and replys , think about it

[Sakabatou]

Hm.. true. But I dropped the whole dojo+reverse blade sword+anime crap a few months ago but I guess he just likes to still nag me about it. lol oh well might as well just ignore him.

[Will]

Did anyone else notice on the poll how there's the second choice "Ali G is a Kenji..etc" and "2nd Choice"


riiiiiiiight.....

[Khabbi]

Well thats the thing about first impressions Sakabatou ,

And if your idea of "oh well might as well just ignore him." Is to make a post and a poll about a person , you might want to check the meaning of the word

[Shiro]

Khabbi's totally right. He bugs only annoying people on this forum and you happen to be annoying, it's as simple as that.

Always with your "lol" and your obvious references to Kenshin.
You've been talking a lot of bs about things you don't even understand and that's why Ali G is bugging you.
I'm not saying you have to do any art to be on this forum, but you should at least be honest enough to say you're just intrested and don't know a lot about it.
It's too easy to say you said you dropped the idea afterwards, that doesn't make up for the way you acted before.

With an attitude like that you'd better forget to go a year or two in Japan..... :p

[mingshi]

PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS!!!

Gosh, get a life!

[Shiro]

I'm bored to death and injured, so no suburi for me :p
I have to find some way to take out that anger :)

[Musha]

And whats up with his z's? You'd think he's a gangster or something.

I am not sure how many Americans know about Ali-g

http://www.hbo.com/alig/

But in England about 3 years ago? He ran a UK comedy chat show taking the character of a Gangster member of the 'Strains massif'. I think strains is a quite high class area of London :D. And middle east reporter called borat that went around England reporting on traditional English things.
He made a film a few years ago that I think either made him or bankrupted him because I don't remember hearing much about him since.

I don't understand these kinds of people but I have to give a hand to him making posts in that style all this time :D. I my self don't like opinionated poeple that slag begginers off because they have this idear that if there are too many people that want to be manga samurai kendo will some how collaps and become ninjitsu or brick shashing Karate :D.

[Sakabatou]

lol whatever. Do you see me reffer to kenshin all the time like I was my first few days here? no... Do you see me 'training' with me WALL HANGER reverse blade sword? nope. I dont. lol I havent touched it in months. Anyways even if I did keep my mouth shut about kenshin crap at first I bet I'd still be bad mouthed at (that doesnt make sense does it?).. oh and when I put kenji, i forgot its KENSHI, not kenji.. x.x I'm sorry if I don't know every single kendo word. lol

[taiwnezboi]

I haven't been on this forum for a while so I don't know what kind of posts Sakabatou had before.. but from what I see he's just a teenager that likes anime and Kenshin.. I like Kenshin too.. I think most people on this forum probably would if they watched it.. everyone has fantasies about those kinds of things when they're young

from what I see Ali-G doesn't contribute anything he just posts dumb replies that require a lot of effort to read =P

[Sakabatou]

lol i take everything seriously lol but I'm not an anime freak, if anime didnt exist I still wouldnt care, anime is just another thing I like.

[twix]

*groan*


*yawn*



why don't you send him a private message and discuss this with him privately?

[Musha]

Sakabatou you should try and watch real Anime not that American translated crap if you want to know what it is really about. I'm sure the translated on is watered down for stupid people. It is probably like the Magic round about that was not translated but remade with a different story lol.

[Sakabatou]

*shrugs* Anime isnt my motive for kendo. I just like anyme like how people like... whatever. lol I dont know. I did private message Ali G.. didnt pm me back yet.. lol

[LNGUYEN]

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[kendokamax]

I think we are all a bunch of retards

hahaha

[ShinobiKenjutsu]

There coming to take us away, HAHA!

[Cypher]

After taking into consideration the two posters (Sakabatou/Ali G) I felt I had to check their past posts so as to be fair. And, just as I expected, Ali G is far more annoying than Sakabatou, even when he was talking about Kenshin all the time. Constant 'z's at the end of words is much more irritating than the 'lol' or whatever else....I can see some of Ali G's posts were amusing, but after checking his past posts I see he is, well.....it's good that he's banned.

[the501]

Hey all

Havent u seen Ali G the TV Program?

[the501]

Havent U ever seen Ali G the tv program? Quote ! ' and whats up with all his z's '

[Mudansha]

Hello,

This is my first post but I have been ghosting these forums on a regular basis for at least 6 months now, and while I had no previous intention of posting because I have no sound advice to give (not being dan level), and no real questions to ask (they have mostly all been asked), I feel strongly on this subject. Ali G is a great poster - an almost necessary poster.

Don't just look up his past posts - yes most of them are insulting. But to whom? 99.9% of the time its to Yowai or Hai_Hai, right after they just trolled the living out of some poor beginner who asked an innocent question. Or when non-kenshi won't let up with their stupid ideas, Ali G shows up again. In other words, Ali G is the ANTI-TROLL.

I can't believe this Sakabatou, who isn't even a Kenshi led to the banning of Ali G, who is probably a dedicated Kenshi (he obviously has great ideals such as NOT QUITTING), who probably just enjoys the wealth of information offered here by some of the more experienced Kenshi, and who likes to bring some justice to those who have been harmed by the REAL trolls of this forum.

Sure he types a little funny, but that's no reason to dislike him.

With that said, UN-BAN him now.

[LNGUYEN]

Since when Alig G had been banned? I didn't deserve it. I like him. Please

[Andoy]

If you ban Ali G then you should ban Sakabatou, Kenshin Himura, Himura Kenshin as well. He shrugs off advices from EXPERIENCED people (Matsuda sensei, Kaoru-san) and continues to wallow in his crapulence. Ali G was the anti-troll.

[Mitsurugi_xx]

LOL!!!!! Ali G you rule! so damn funny... !!!

[not-I]

Yeah, please unban dat rudeboy, Ali G!

He never jumped anyone that wasn't dishing it out themselves and KWF needs some more healthy belly-laughs!
:pirate:

[Zaphiel]

LOL!!!!! Ali G you rule! so damn funny... !!!
I don't think he rules( or should I say rulz)
he isn't funny....just like the tv-showis not funny......and if sakabatou is getting on your nervs than he is doing that in a much nicer way than ali g!

[Hotei]

I miss Muhamed Ali. . . He never did the "z" thing. He hit a lot of people. I like cheese.

Oh, I'm sorry. . . This isn't the train of thought thread is it? Ummm, okay. . . Here goes.

"Ali-G? Why I definitely thinkz he shouldz be taken into careful considerationz, in regardz to the zubject of thiz forum. Furthermore, I believez with all my heart that he zhould not hit a lot of peoplez or eatz cheesez."

Better(z)?

A little more off-post. . . What's a "Wanksta"? I was leaving the dojo the other night and a kid on the sidewalk called his friend a wanksta. Out of a fear of showing just how disconnected I am with the youth in the world, I didn't ask. Oh yeah, and fear of being shot.

[Hotei]

Never mind. . . My lovely bride just explained that a "Wangsta'" is a wannabe, a nobody, a has-been. To use this in a word in a sentence:

"Bush thinkz he da bomb, but he just a wangsta'!"

Just in case anyone needs to able to use it as a spelling bee judge.

[JHusch]

Here is the official AliG translator, so even if he is banned we can all type like him :) Below is a example
http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html


HELO
THIS IS MAH FIRST POST BUT I HAEV BAN GHOSTNG THES3 FORUMS ON A REGULAR BASIS FOR AT LAAST 6 MONTHS NOW AND WHIEL I HAD NO PREVIOUS INT3NTION OF POSTNG B/C I HAEV NO SOUND ADVIEC 2 GIEV (NOT BNG DAN LEV3L) AND NO R3AL QU3STIONS 2 ASK (TH3Y HAEV MOSTLY AL B3N ASKAD) I FEL STRONGLY ON THIS SUBJ3CT!!!!1! OMG WTF LOL ALI G IS A GREAT POSTER - AN ALMOST NEC3SARY POSTER!1!!!!1 WTF LOL
DONT JUST LOK UP HIS PAST POSTS - YES MOST OF THEM R INSULTNG111!!!1 LOL BUT 2 WHOM???!!??! OMG WTF LOL 99%!11!11! OMG WTF OF DA TIEM ITS 2 YOWAE OR HA_EHA,E RIGHT AFTAR THEY JUST TROLAD TEH LIVNG OUT OF SOME POR BGIN3R WHO ASKED AN INOCENT QUASTION1!1!!! LOL OR WHEN NON-K3NSHI WONT LET UP WIT THEYRE STUPID IEDAS ALI G SHOWS UP AGANE11111 WTF LOL IN OTH3R WORDS ALI G IS DA ANTI-TROL!11! LOL
I CANT BLEIVA THIS SAKABA2U WHO ISNT EVAN A KENSHI L3D 2 TEH BANNG OF ALI G WHO IS PROBABLY A DEDICAETD K3NSHI (HE OBVIOUSLY HAS GR3AT IEDALS SUCH AS NOT QUITNG) WHO PROBABLY JUST ENJOYS TEH WEALTH OF INFORMATION OF3R3D H3R3 BY SOMA OF TEH MOR3 AXP3REINCED K3NSHI AND WHO LIEKS 2 BRNG SOME JUSTIEC 2 THOSE WHO HAEV BAN HARM3D BY TEH RAAL TROLS OF THIS FORUM!!1!! WTF LOL
SUR3 H3 TYP3S A LITL3 FUNY BUT TAHTS NO REASON 2 DISLIEK HIM1!1!! LOL WIT TAHT SADE UN-BAN HIM NOW!1111! OMG WTF LOL

[Cypher]

Oh no...an epidemic of AliG wannabes...God, that is something I would be scared by. ^^

[D'Artagnan]

A little more off-post. . . What's a "Wanksta"? I was leaving the dojo the other night and a kid on the sidewalk called his friend a wanksta. Out of a fear of showing just how disconnected I am with the youth in the world, I didn't ask. Oh yeah, and fear of being shot.


Is it WanKsta or WanGsta???

I have never heard either before, however, i must say I think the term Wanksta(er) is much the funnier, and has a far more obvious meaning (epsecially to the Brits)...

[Hotei]

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/file...translator.html

This is the most powerful communication tool I've ever been shown. I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm off to lure thousands of younger teens into believing that I am their age, therefore I know everything, also. I'll be able to finish thoughts, offer advice, encourage intelligent decisions. . . Ohhhhh, the power. . . THE POWER!! :devious:

[Hotei]

D'ART - You're not a nice man. :silly: So, is "black pudding" as popular in England as it is in Ireland? I had it for breakfast every day for about 2 weeks. Finally, I decide to pick some up and just fix it myself. First ingredient? Pig's blood. I never made it to the second ingredient. . .

[JHusch]

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/file...translator.html

This is the most powerful communication tool I've ever been shown. I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm off to lure thousands of younger teens into believing that I am their age, therefore I know everything, also. I'll be able to finish thoughts, offer advice, encourage intelligent decisions. . . Ohhhhh, the power. . . THE POWER!! :devious:
LOL Glad you enjoyed its uses :P

[not-I]

Here is the official AliG translator, so even if he is banned we can all type like him :) Below is a example
http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html
sorry t' pop yo' bubble, but dat ain't it. sheeet, i duzn't know whut dat translata' be, but it ain't no afro-american translata'. anyhow, ali_g wuz esploitin' faux jamaican creole, likes wassups namesake, da english tv comedian. i duzn't know if dair be some translata' available 4 dat.

yo' ass kin find dis tool in da house, dig dis: http://ccwf.cc.utexas.edu/~eclectic/toys/jive.html Man! an' some 'esample o' jamaican creole in da form o' some federal fuck-down in da house, dig dis: http://www.thememoryhole.org/feds/hud/rezedents_rights.htm
< some real damn badass site dat fits t' da otha flame-ass thraid, especial-like if u r some bit curious as t' whut might tru-ly be goin' on.

"wanksta" by da way be some interestin' uk/us juxtaposishun o' "wanka'" an'
"gangsta'" an' da damn mainin' be wannabe tough-guy.

so's keep on improvin' yo' kendo, so's yo' ass kin be some real way baaad-ass
an' not plum some frontin' wanksta

mc not-i in da house
signin' out, peace!

[Hotei]

Look man, the translator doe NOT work in reverse. What the hell did you just say?!? I'm going to assume that it was something very complimentary about me, and end with:


"Thanks!"