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pgsmith
27th October 2011, 09:00 AM
My email just got spammed by none other than "master" Dana Abbott. He sent me a link to his 'drop cut' for Black Belt Magazine. This is a very useful waza that all samurai had to learn, in case they were every attacked by a fresh fruit ... Come at me with that apple! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vj2f5C7NjE)

The man just supplies endless amusement! :)
turboyoshi
27th October 2011, 09:50 AM
You managed to waste 38 seconds of my precious life. I wish I could sue but you did give fair warning with the code "dana abbott". Damn you.
jjcruiser
27th October 2011, 09:55 AM
This dude is awesome. He can't even cut the apple cleanly and I bet he has a condo in Aspen and drives a freakin' Maserati.

One thing I'll give him though, I like the jacket he's wearing. It's sharp. Sharper than his sword.
Brian Pettett
27th October 2011, 10:34 AM
I can't believe he cut something as acidic as an apple and then neglected to do chinugui. Oh, wait - yes I can...
The great I AM
27th October 2011, 02:18 PM
Even I clean my cutlery after cutting food with it.
IloveKendo
27th October 2011, 11:12 PM
Oh look, a real life fruit ninja! :D Thanks for the laugh!
pgsmith
28th October 2011, 04:24 AM
You managed to waste 38 seconds of my precious life.
All part of my evil plan! Bwahahahahaha!!!!!

Actually, I can't figure out why he would spam my email with his drivel as I've been a serious detractor of his ever since he introduced himself to me as "master" Dana Abbott.
Anorymous
28th October 2011, 04:42 AM
What a load of crap. Everyone knows that the best way to defend yourself against a piece of fresh fruit is to pull the lever in order to drop the 16-ton weight on it.

(I'm actually kind of surprised that no-one thought of saying that before...
Missingno.
28th October 2011, 06:40 AM
No way.. He's joking, he has to be. After seeing this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUI4PANilHU&feature=related), there is no doubt in my mind.

Do you think he's going to scoop the ice cream with a naginata?
rfoxmich
1st November 2011, 06:11 PM
What if you're attacked by a banana? A fruit of passion? A pointy stick?
Ariel
1st November 2011, 10:27 PM
Release the tiger!
Cailin Coilleac
2nd November 2011, 12:42 AM
There are no words... =_=
Reiver
14th November 2011, 11:00 PM
What if you're attacked by a banana? A fruit of passion? A pointy stick?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w