Litige

[Musha]

Hi all I was just checking Litige's posts and 95% of what he says seems to be offensive in some way or just stupid.
Some of his posts are just too strange to think about...


For the 50%-60% increase, I have an hypothesis.
the thing is that the balls are the heaviest part of the body (just kidding) and when you push your waist foward, your heavy balls drag you full speed forward and the pain just wan't you to do a perfect men.

I've never tried it, i think i won't, but you can still buy silk boxers if you don't want to go under-exposed, they breath a lot and it feels soooo nice, they are a bit expensive, but gives you a feeling of being naked.


What is your concept of SEMEN ?
Hi Fellas,

I would like to Know your defenition of "Semen". How do you train it. How do you practice (toilet jumping? Live shooting?). What does your wife say?

Thanks and waiting for good disussions

According to my Dicktionary, is says : a viscid whitish fluid of the male reproductive tract consisting of spermatozoa suspended in secretions of accessory glands .

Is it just that, or is more profound?

Even talking French for no reason..


Max delete des msgs, ya pu de place dans ta boite

[Sakabatou]

lol i kinda find it funny though...

[Shiro]

Come on...... they're just jokes...... you like his jokes or not but there's nothing offensive in them....

[Khabbi]

Maybe you can report him to the police Musha

[Musha]

Not what I would expect when I come to the Kendo world forum. Sounds a little homosexual to me :D.

I was thinking for a second that it was me being to arrogant in my posts. When I see that litige can't form more than a 4 line insult in nearly all his posts I think he is just some kind of troll even worse than Ali-g and Yowai..
Just should ignore him from now on :wink:

[xvikingx]

Just should ignore him from now on :wink:
Well it was a good thing you made a whole thread about him before you decided to do so. Foolish Mushi in the middle of his glass house with a fist full of stones.

[JSchmidt]

I was thinking for a second that it was me being to arrogant in my posts.
Well, hold on to that thought. It's not completly wrong.

Jakob

[Neil Gendzwill]

Hi all I was just checking Litige's posts and [snip]
Translation - he called me on some points where I was talking out of my hat and now I'm pissed.

[Musha]

......:ermm: I'm not pissed I’m completely sober. I just think there are a lot more people in this forum that talk crap than sense. People just look for posts to comment on and put people down, at least if I am wrong I try to help people. You say I am wrong but do not say what is right so...

Look at this

Question for Men going "Commando", serious

(I once heard that people aren't supposed to wear under pants under there hakama but this is total crap watch any perioud Japanese drama and you will see people wear loin cloths..) But more to the point why exactly is this relevant?

Iv never joined a forum that is this full of crap. And this no point in asking a question because you are going to get a stupid answer 80% of the time..

[litige]

Hi all I was just checking Litige's posts and 95% of what he says seems to be offensive in some way or just stupid.
Some of his posts are just too strange to think about...
Even talking French for no reason..
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Now let me show how YOU (musha) are stupid
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For the 50%-60% increase, I have an hypothesis.
the thing is that the balls are the heaviest part of the body (just kidding) and... <-- Using the "(just Kidding)" after the statement implies that the rest of the sentence concerning the statement will be a joke, and a very funny one, sound stupid or offensive to you?

I've never tried it, i think i won't, but you can still buy silk boxers if you don't want to go under-exposed, they breath a lot and it feels soooo nice, they are a bit expensive, but gives you a feeling of being naked.<--- Is that stupid or offensive??? Noo of course, It's just an advise for people who don't want to do freedom kendo, I got silk boxer, they feel so nice under my hakama. I'm sure many people bought silk boxers because of me...anyone??

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What is your concept of SEMEN ?
Hi Fellas,

I would like to Know your defenition of "Semen". How do you train it. How do you practice (toilet jumping? Live shooting?). What does your wife say?

Thanks and waiting for good disussions

According to my Dicktionary, is says : a viscid whitish fluid of the male reproductive tract consisting of spermatozoa suspended in secretions of accessory glands .

Is it just that, or is more profound? <--- That was maybe stupid, maybe offensive, but i couldn't resist doing it, i taught it was funny. I'm sad you didn't reply in that thread, you could have told us how to prolong the orgasm by constricting some muscle and bla-bla-bla-bla i think....


Even talking French for no reason.. <--- coincidence, it happens I speak french everyday and i was talking to a person that speaks french just like me!!!

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Max delete des msgs, ya pu de place dans ta boite


PLease musha, just for me, find other things about me, post them, and people will decide what they think of it.

[Musha]

wow congradulations on your longest post ever Litige!! :D.
Too bad it was made up of quotes :(..

[litige]

wow congraTulations on your funniest joke ever Musha!! :D.
Too bad it was bad :(

[Andoru]

This thread has entertaintment value. I vote this thread for next year's Oscars!

[JSchmidt]

(I once heard that people aren't supposed to wear under pants under there hakama but this is total crap watch any perioud Japanese drama and you will see people wear loin cloths..)

I thought you had practiced in Japan?. Most Japanese don't wear underwear under their hakama.


Anyways..don't let the door hit you on the way out.

[litige]

Hope Lord of the rings isn't in the category