"You must have Ninja confused with the Samurai..."

[muschio]

"...You must have Ninja confused with the Samurai, Shogun or Bushido, for they are the ones who actually brutally slaughtered people..."*

This site is unbelievable. I don't know what's funnier, the web master or the guys on the hate mail (the quote is from the second responce).

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

*
dont have a clue what real ninja are do you? The Ninja are a highly secretive ogranisasion that train in the art of Ninjitsu. The Ninja arts started in China in the 14th century. Ninja are nothing more than highly trained spies. The sword is not called a "Ninja Sword" it is a Katana or Wakuzashi.Their "Ninja Stars" are called Shuriken. You must have Ninja confused with the Samurai, Shogun or Bushido, for they are the ones who actually brutally slaughtered people. Ninja cannot fly or stick to walls, I would like to know where you got these ideas from. However they did have potions such as smoke bombs and poison. You also said that you learned everything you know about Ninja from a bunch of movies, has no-one ever told you movies are full of shit. Cheat codes don't work in real life, asshole. If you wish to know more about us true Ninja email me at @@@@
Hope you will be making some changes to your site or you will hear from me again.


from Kyoshi Nishimura (Sam)

[Katsuya]

I dont know what to say about that site it is the most dumbest thing i ever saw.

[JSchmidt]

I love realultimatepower.net. Bestest website ever :).
Even more fun are all the numbtees mailing him with threats, whathaveyou...hillarious

Jakob :devious:

[Khabbi]

I agree with batman , that site is great , Ninjitsu students write in , outraged.
People trying to sue , " the site is un- american " hahahahah

[Crash]

Funny site.

[xvikingx]

Real ultimate power and maddox's site are probably the two best site on the internet. In fact maddox's site is the best in the universe if I not mistaken. The best part about the hate mail is that they are all written by unitelligible boobs.

[Wout]

The Ninja are a highly secretive ogranisasion that train in the art of Ninjitsu.


highly secretive eej

I think I found them, just outside Mechelen, that's where they have a headquarter, that's where they train that secret art.

Hahhaaa I have exposed the all secretive "ogranisasion" (<= btw, is that a secret ninja word) do I get money now (=_^)

[Shogun97]

HIHIHI....
Cool website!!!
'Ninjas fight all the time'!!!:-)
Love it!!!
Let us hear about more such stuff! :laugh:

[Jedd382]

I would definately recomend this site to anyone wanting to know about ninjas.

[hyouriittai]

highly secretive eej

I think I found them, just outside Mechelen, that's where they have a headquarter, that's where they train that secret art.

Hahhaaa I have exposed the all secretive "ogranisasion" (<= btw, is that a secret ninja word) do I get money now (=_^)

Hey, you don't go around saying that. Remember, factoid number three:

The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Don't look surprised if you end up with a frisbee in your trachia!

[CUDALAX21]

That's a pretty freakin funny website lol

[red_xavier]

Hilarious website... even the court stuff is faked!

[Shamshir_11]

that's Hilarious they got "hate mail" ... ha ha I wonder if any of the "hate mail was actually from someone (not just a funny joke from the web-masters-friends of the site.

[WannabeYojimbo]

http://www.narutochuushin.com/downloads/script/downloads.php?title=musicvideos_ninjaofthenight

go now, and ninja yourselves
and naruto....

edit->
http://www.narutochuushin.com/main.php?category=multimedia&page=musicvideos
check ninja of the night at the bottom, that's what a ninja is thanks to the music of "Oily And Sifl"

[Caleb]

OUTRAGIOUS! This is a total misrepresentation of the ninja. Everyone knows that we sneak around in the night in teddy bear slippers and secretly run the mob for the space fish creatures. I tell you, people need to get their facts straight........ or take a chill pill because there's no such thing as "ninja" now a days. Only people that think their ninja.

[not-I]

OUTRAGIOUS! [...] I tell you, people need to get their facts straight........ or take a chill pill because there's no such thing as "ninja" now a days.
Actually, the ninja are alive and well and seem to be doing quite a bit of business these days...

Ninjas, though rarely seen and recognized, are a vital part of modern life, helping to quietly maintain order and avenge villains while we go about our business. But more and more ninjas are coming out, shunning the life of dark secrecy and self-deprivation, and looking for ways to play a bigger role in business, education, charities, and government.

http://www.jefflindsay.com/Ninja.html
http://www.ninjaburger.com/about/

[darren]

I was disappointed that the whole topic of "Ninja: Rich-boy Show-Offs?" did not see any coverage.

However on the whole, very funny.

[Cheese_Man]

another good one is www.ninjaburger.com

[Twobitmage]

of course that site is real

I had to jump at LEAST 200 feet in the air for my first ninja belt test

[DanDan]

uhh...
the guy who owns that site must hav something wrong with his head...it's like everyday in his life is halloween...haha

[Seta]

Ninja Burger huh.. What will they think of next.

[D'Artagnan]

I am still waiting for an explaination seta...

[Hotei]

Secret Ninja Monkey Death Squad. . . ATTAAAAAACK!!!

[Swissv2]

Masaaki Hatsumi should get a bit of a chuckle reading that website.


I have always been fascinated with Ninjutsu all my life, but never was able to really find much more about it. You can imagine my surprise when I got to see a long seminar of the very art I was interested in and didn't even know it till I got there!


I knew my friend was into some form of martial art, and one weekend he told me "hey imma go to a seminar, want to come?" I said sure and we woke up early in the morning and drove 2-3 hours to the place. Along the way I asked him what this art was. He said it was called "taijutsu", and we were going to watch some person demonstrate. Since I didn't know what that meant I could only assumed it was some Japanese thing.

When we arrived at the dojo there were already quite a few people in Gi walking in. Me and my friend entered into a pretty large but old dojo and saw a bunch people stretching and warming up. I looked around guessing who the "demonstrator" was. I saw a few but I didn't expect to see who came in next.


Well a pretty ruffled looking fellow came in with a beat up Gi, tattered "gray belt" and wild hair and he sat down. As soon as he sat down everyone was extremely quiet. I remember thinking to myself "that is sure one crazy looking homeless man!" He turned out to be a Shihan (10th dan) taijutsu practitioner and the seminar demonstrater.

I have since gone to many seminars but that will always be my favorite :)

[NorthernKendoka]

The guys of ninja magic acctually live 50 km or so from Lulea (where I live). I've participated in a vote to let them play at a local musicfestival. I'm just hoping they get to play

[shinji-123]

i like samurai better than ninja

[gsx1100s]

If you don't think Ninjas are real then check this link out!!:wink: :wink: :wink:

this was my hero when I was a kid , watched him as often as I could:)

http://au.geocities.com/rocket42au/samurai/




cheers Michael

[gsx1100s]

P.S. These guys are now on my favourites list .....SWEEEEEET
Now where was that frisbee????

cheers Michael

[Andoru]

"Tombei is attacked with blinding snow"


LOL!!!

[Fulcrum]

that site pumped me up! after spending half my day learning about ninjas, my boss asked me when i was getting back to work. I flipped out- cut his head off and left with numerous hot babes.

[psywarblade]

I dont know what to say other then WOW !!!! Its like watching two mentally handicap children fighting over a twinkie.

So who wants to hold them down while I get the bucket so we can chlorinate this gene pool.

[Washington]

LOL thx for the link.. that's too funny

[e¥e]

BTW BUSHIDO ISNT A PERSON, LEARN YOUR HISTORY!! 'A' bushido (rofl)...

Anyway, wtf would a modern assasin need shurikens for??? You do realize nowadays we have pistols with silencers and other methods of killing people without throwing little metal stars... but living the hollywood dream and all, w/e.. Just imagine a ninja throwing a star from far away, the guy moves. The ninjas like: Aww **** i missed again lol. Anyway, I think its a wasted talent, no point in throwing stars, doesnt help you in many ways unless you want to be a pro at throwing stuff accurately :S, anyway, theres a saying, Gods Zoo is big (the zoo refers to the planet, how ****ed up it is, and how many stupid animals live in it).

[s][nFesT]

you all need to stop posting those links. you're giving away HaiHai's knowledge bases. oops did i just associate HaiHai with ninjas? sorry pretend you didn't read that.

[psywarblade]

about the only practical application would be working on memory muscles, concentration, and tradition.

[s][nFesT]

and hacking. computers and the internet are the new ninja ninja ninja assassin hideouts.

[Andou]

Lol...I remember seeing that site a while ago...but it still kills me. Whenever I see the part in the video (if you see it...I won't say this is necessarily a spoiler cause the vid doesn't have a plot...like...at all.) when the guy starts to slash at the wall and they cut to the video of some destruction...just cracks me up every time I see it. The whole MORTAL KOMBAT fight with the dog too...

[Mugu]

How come I got a feeling that we laugh at these stuff now until one day someone makes fun of Kendo then we all get flipped out and threaten them with lawsuits...

[ReKru]

How come I got a feeling that we laugh at these stuff now until one day someone makes fun of Kendo then we all get flipped out and threaten them with lawsuits...

Most kendoka I know participate in the "making fun of kendo" themselves already.
From "men in skirts" -maybe as a girl the feeling of wearing a hakama ain't that new, but for most men it's a whole new airy&cold world around the knees and other delicate parts :D - to "smelly smurfs", so I don't know if I'd really be offended if someone stated the truth about "Real Ultimate Power trough Kendo - Smelly Smurfs in Skirts that flip out and hit random people on the head with magik bamboo stix all the time". :devious:

[Mugu]

Most kendoka I know participate in the "making fun of kendo" themselves already.
From "men in skirts" -maybe as a girl the feeling of wearing a hakama ain't that new, but for most men it's a whole new airy&cold world around the knees and other delicate parts :D - to "smelly smurfs", so I don't know if I'd really be offended if someone stated the truth about "Real Ultimate Power trough Kendo - Smelly Smurfs in Skirts that flip out and hit random people on the head with magik bamboo stix all the time". :devious:

Just a reminder that not all kenshi has a sense of humor and some of us do take Kendo as a very serious art and whoever makes fun of it should be burn in hell for enternity or something like that... And some people really know how to push buttons, too...

[ReKru]

Just a reminder that not all kenshi has a sense of humor and some of us do take Kendo as a very serious art ...

I see.
Probably not all kendoka share their 'dojo' with a bunch of aerobic bunnies that seem to arrive early just to express their disgust of smelly men (and women) in skirts and make fun of all the kiai and 'jedi' training.

Well, since Kendo is all bout self improvement, improving one's sense of humor can be seen as mandatory (and should be part of shodan and up grading). :old_man:

[Mugu]

I see.
Probably not all kendoka share their 'dojo' with a bunch of aerobic bunnies that seem to arrive early just to express their disgust of smelly men (and women) in skirts and make fun of all the kiai and 'jedi' training.

Well, since Kendo is all bout self improvement, improving one's sense of humor can be seen as mandatory (and should be part of shodan and up grading). :old_man:

LOL, good point! :)

[Gregory]

From the site:

If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!!



I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee)


Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)



This is a picture of my best friend Mark showing off.

He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty,

which is bragable.





A ninja is sleeping at his house. Some idiot walks by singing a super annoying song. Then the ninja wakes up super pissed and ready to rock. The guy just keeps walking and singing, while the ninja starts cutting down a building. When the guy walks by the building, it falls on him. (When the building is falling, a guitar will be wailing hard in the background.) There will be a close up of the dude's feet sticking out from under the building. The feet explode all over the place, because of blood pressure.






-I thought of this script right before bedtime. I got so pumped I almost kicked my mom right in the face!



Then she jumps in the air and kicks two dogs in the nuts at once! Both dogs evaporate.




The girlfriend is so hot that steam is coming out of her mouth or hair. Some old idiot is sitting by the couple. The idiot is giving the girlfriend "the eye" and popping like 16 boners. But the ninja sees the boners and the music really pumps up. The audience knows this guy is dead meat for sure. But out of nowhere, the old idiot pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything.




This site is a joke, RIGHT?

[SkippyDaStudent]

All I can say is... wow.

[piggy]

i know its reviving a dead thread but i looked over the entire site and cried with laughter. i love immature stuff like that. also the music they have on a loop, annoying but very funny to go along with the ninjas flipping out. the people in the hate mail were so oblivious to how they were acting.

thanks for the laugh. i needed it.

[kendonewbie]

"...You must have Ninja confused with the Samurai, Shogun or Bushido, for they are the ones who actually brutally slaughtered people..."*
This site is unbelievable. I don't know what's funnier, the web master or the guys on the hate mail (the quote is from the second responce).
http://www.realultimatepower.net/ What the heck is this supposed to be.......martial arts for the retarded and developmentaly challenged?

[Shiro7]

expect to see a death writ on his head soon..yep...

[Infinity]

this site is a scream.
at a kendo get together this year we had a few too many drinks and found this site.
it gave us hours of laughter followed by months of quoting lines.
it is the funniest thing on the net today.

[Infinity]

it is much funnier after a few sake...

[kendonewbie]

heck, what isn't funny after a few sake? or beer? or wine cooler? etc. sigh. Sure wish i was legal drinking age. Would make things so much easier...(sighs again)

[Kapplow]

all I have to say is wow....

[Kapplow]

no no no

now this is the most deadly ninja ever....


http://media.skoopy.com/vids/vid_00725.wmv

[TheChessQueen]

Wow. That sight is both hilarious and annoying. This guy seems to revel in being as wrong as possible. But hey if Maddox can post whatever he wants on "The best webpage in the universe" then let the hollywood ninja boy have his fun. If people actually believe what he writes then I am half tempted to say they deserve whatever they do to themselves by listening to him. Though I think threatening him in the hatemail section was a little silly since obviously nothing came of it. Threats are useless unless you are able to fulfill them.

But still, funny site. :)

Which brings me to another question I've been wondering about ninjas for sometime. See my new thread on the subject "Ninjitsu, honorable or not?"

[eXact]

its really retarded, i read the book and it goes on about ninjas 'porking' girls and being really pumped. the story book is written as if by some really dorky elementary kid. So its kinda like some napoeleon dynamite style of humor.

[eXact]

haha the video of the urban ninja is hilarious, i really like the music that goes with it and the dramatic ending, but that guy is so gonna get mureded someday.

[Kapplow]

yeah, his ninja name is extra funny, what is it? Kinishisomethin hayabusa?

I think he stole the name of the main character from ninja gaiden lol

[Nameless]

Just a reminder that not all kenshi has a sense of humor and some of us do take Kendo as a very serious art and whoever makes fun of it should be burn in hell for enternity or something like that... And some people really know how to push buttons, too...



Those humorless kenshi would love http://www.shinai.org/:rolleyes: