Throwing in the towel?

[Hai_hai]

Well,
I am trying my best to catch up to Neil Gendzwill's number of posts. I am about 100 posts behind and it is my goal to beat him to 2000 posts. It's an empty goal but a goal none the less. I've been slowly closing in.
Gambarimasu!

[asian_knight]

lol

I didnt know it was a race. Well, good luck.

[Lloromannic]

Gambatte Hai_Hai!!!!!!

Why don't you make a poetry thread and post poems you write and we can answer you in verse.

[gdane1989]

LOL! Write poems about each keiko you've ever had, IF you cant remember many just make them up. Or you can do it the old fashioned way and go to every single thread and make a post or two. wow, this is a wierd thread.

[Lloromannic]

Hai_Hai searches for
inmortality in the
Kendo World Forums

(not really a haiku)

[misterkurukuru]

youz a load of crap
With nothing to add to the forum
Haiku are five seven five

[Haowen]

Robot-san, you need some kind of quality control to make this a fair fight. Almost every one of Neil-sensei's responses are relevant, useful and insightful. Since there is no way you can attain that, you should strive for the opposite. Try to make all your responses irrelevant, useless and obscure. Only then can you become the one true anti-sensei of kendo-world.

[Lloromannic]

youz a load of crap
With nothing to add to the forum
Haiku are five seven five
Well I did add this.


(not really a haiku)
And it did serve for what I wanted: a response in haiku (thank you for that).

I see my mistake now: I made it 5-7-4. Which means that not only am I unable to write a haiku. I am also unable to count syllables.

So I will ammend it to:

Hai_Hai searches for
inmortality in the
ole' Kendo World Forums

[nalogg]

Neil has many posts
hai hai's fingers falling off
post a nice picture

[Hai_hai]

Robot-san, you need some kind of quality control to make this a fair fight. Almost every one of Neil-sensei's responses are relevant, useful and insightful. Since there is no way you can attain that, you should strive for the opposite. Try to make all your responses irrelevant, useless and obscure. Only then can you become the one true anti-sensei of kendo-world.
What? I help people. All the time.
Some people, need to search for answers on their own. So, by providing no answer, it forces them to search the answer from a non-Internet source. Some times, I just feel like a person doesn't need good information based on how I am feeling... that day.

[Haowen]

What? I help people. All the time.

Indeed you do! I was just thinking of ways to make this contest entertaining. I especially like it when people try to attack you personally. The results are hilarious.

[nalogg]

Indeed you do! I was just thinking of ways to make this contest entertaining. I especially like it when people try to attack you personally. The results are hilarious.
Hai Hai is awesome.
nuff said

[ajk713]

You can beat him easy

[Hai_hai]

You can beat him easy
Honto? Onegai shimasu, kizu tsuke nai desu.

[Nishi]

Well,
I am trying my best to catch up to Neil Gendzwill's number of posts. I am about 100 posts behind and it is my goal to beat him to 2000 posts. It's an empty goal but a goal none the less. I've been slowly closing in.
Gambarimasu!

Hai Hai,

As you may or may not know, there is a kendo seminar here in my city this weekend. Its guests will obviously come from different parts of Canada. I have destroyed my back weightlifting (bulging disc, L5 vertabrate) and am unable to attend (due to screaming like a little bitch when I move).

I would however, like to point out that Mr.Gendzwill is 8 posts away from 2000. I would also like to inform you, he is here in my city, and 800km away from his computer in Saskatoon....

Gambatte Hai Hai!

[Lloromannic]

Hai Hai,

As you may or may not know, there is a kendo seminar here in my city this weekend. Its guests will obviously come from different parts of Canada. I have destroyed my back weightlifting (bulging disc, L5 vertabrate) and am unable to attend (due to screaming like a little bitch when I move).

I would however, like to point out that Mr.Gendzwill is 8 posts away from 2000. I would also like to inform you, he is here in my city, and 800km away from his computer in Saskatoon....

Gambatte Hai Hai!
Whoa what a suki. It's the equivalent of stopping for a breather when you are 10 steps from the goal and the others are closing in.

[Hai_hai]

Hai Hai,

As you may or may not know, there is a kendo seminar here in my city this weekend. Its guests will obviously come from different parts of Canada. I have destroyed my back weightlifting (bulging disc, L5 vertabrate) and am unable to attend (due to screaming like a little bitch when I move)...
Sorry to hear that. I weight lift too.

[Kaoru]

Hai Hai,

As you may or may not know, there is a kendo seminar here in my city this weekend. Its guests will obviously come from different parts of Canada. I have destroyed my back weightlifting (bulging disc, L5 vertabrate) and am unable to attend (due to screaming like a little bitch when I move).

I would however, like to point out that Mr.Gendzwill is 8 posts away from 2000. I would also like to inform you, he is here in my city, and 800km away from his computer in Saskatoon....

Gambatte Hai Hai!
Nishi-san, that was just plain devious! Poor Neil! :D

Kaoru

[Hai_hai]

Just like a ninja, I will win. :ninja:

[Nishi]

Nishi-san, that was just plain devious! Poor Neil! :D

Kaoru

I strike in the unexpected places, if you can not move the mind, move the oppurtunity....mmwaaahahaha!

[Neil Gendzwill]

I strike in the unexpected places, if you can not move the mind, move the oppurtunity....mmwaaahahaha!
Yeah, but can you move the body at all? I was sorry to hear about your injury. It was a great seminar, Kimura-sensei kicked my ass all around the dojo on Saturday. He had Kyoko scrambling from one end to the other to pick up her shinai. Koichi lost his men (literally, it was on the floor).

BTW I took some good-natured ribbing about the number of posts I have here. Apparently there are more lurkers than I counted on...

Email me about Lisa, I have some suggestions.

[indigo0086]

I have almost 10,000 posts on another board I frequent. Hey, it's a lifestyle.

[Paburo]

or the lack of, both a life and style.

[indigo0086]

or the lack of, both a life and style.
The ironing is delicious.

[Hai_hai]

Two-thousand.

[Lloromannic]

Congratulations!!

Happy 2000th post.

[Trowbridge]

Grats on the 2000

[Wifenmummy]

sounds very painful.... i saw someone with 2000 posts earlier today... dunno who or where.. but uh good luck..

[Wifenmummy]

*note to self read page 2 even if i didnt see page 2 there look for page 2*

[Lucien]

Two-thousand.
Well done, Hai Hai. Surely that gets you super-admin rights and free subscription to KW.

You do buy the magazine, don't you.

[LNGUYEN]

gratulation Hai Hai. Now are you going to retire with this record or you try to hit 2001?

[Lloromannic]

As of the time of this writing Neil Gendzwill has 2004 posts, thus becoming the person with the most posts.