What fate would you choose for all Canadians on this forum?

[Hai_hai]

Just kidding.

[nodachi]

HEY!!!!! Leave America Jr. alone!!!


(also just kidding :))

[kanyil]

To have their country located right next door to the USA. (the horror)

[Nishi]

I think America is choosing a fate for everyone....


oooeeewwww :wink:

[Hai_hai]

I think America is choosing a fate for everyone....


oooeeewwww :wink:
If it wasn't for the Royal Canadian Navy, Canada would be America in one day.

Man the canoes!



...just kidding

[LNGUYEN]

Stop sending them viagara.

[Lloromannic]

I think all people should be forced to comply with their respective country stereotype. All canadians should be dressed as Mounties, all Mexicans as Mariachis, all Japanese should own at least 10 robots, all Scots should be dressed as Willy Wallace, all English should be dressed in tweed and all americans should be fat and ignorant.... well that's sort of true
Just a joke. Honest.
Apologies if anyone is offended.

[louisvandalen]

I think all people should be forced to comply with their respective country stereotype. All canadians should be dressed as Mounties, all Mexicans as Mariachis
Since we are one of the few that have to wear cloggies I strongly object! Kendo and wooden shoes don't mix (while it does make a very impressing sound when you stomp the floor).

Best Regards,

Louis

[Lloromannic]

Since we are one of the few that have to wear cloggies I strongly object! Kendo and wooden shoes don't mix (while it does make a very impressing sound when you stomp the floor).
You could also be a dutchwife/husband.

[Hai_hai]

Or a weirdo.

[Lloromannic]

2000 Hai_Hai. Far away, so close

[Wifenmummy]

I think all people should be forced to comply with their respective country stereotype. All canadians should be dressed as Mounties, all Mexicans as Mariachis, all Japanese should own at least 10 robots, all Scots should be dressed as Willy Wallace, all English should be dressed in tweed and all americans should be fat and ignorant.... well that's sort of true
Just a joke. Honest.
Apologies if anyone is offended.

very funny posts! :) and australians should be like what? own at least 3 kangaroos and have a koala in every tree??? well... then im not going outside!

[Nishi]

very funny posts! :) and australians should be like what? own at least 3 kangaroos and have a koala in every tree??? well... then im not going outside!

Every Australian should have 3 swears at least in each sentence....

oh wait, they do!


:wink:

[Wifenmummy]

Every Australian should have 3 swears at least in each sentence....

oh wait, they do!


:wink:
lol! we do???????? i cant stand swearing personally... unless im in pain.. u know step on a toy or trip over... i got over the whole 'cool' thing.. being cool was swearing alot in high school...

[litige]

Having Quebec separate.
It would be a hard blow. And it would end up the All-Quebecois-Prime-Ministery, and many things. But hey, I just think Canada wouldn't be Canada without any province or territory missing , and since I like my country, I don't want to separate (the refferindum is coming...if...).

Anyway, just like that, How many primer minister where quebecois, I can think of four right now, Jean, Brian, Paul, Pierre. (is Sir Wilfrid Laurier Quebecois?)

[litige]

I think all people should be forced to comply with their respective country stereotype. All canadians should be dressed as Mounties, all Mexicans as Mariachis, all Japanese should own at least 10 robots, all Scots should be dressed as Willy Wallace, all English should be dressed in tweed and all americans should be fat and ignorant.... well that's sort of true
Just a joke. Honest.
Apologies if anyone is offended.

Then again, you'd have a competition between canada and japan. Americans will be to big to move, mariachis only sings (exept for Antonio Banderas), tweed is civillian, willy wallace gots a big sword but hey guns win, mounties=FBI+so much more, Japan+10robots= maybe 1 in 5 robots is a killer bot.

[Lucien]

They should be dumped in small towns in the middle of no where, with winter starting in September and finishing in May, no gourmet food to speak of and a seaon-long hockey strike...

oh....

[Lloromannic]

Every australian should be named Nathan and divide his time between surfing, drinking and riding kangaroos, if they don't own a kangaroo then they can also practice boomerang throwing.
All of the above must be done while cursing incessantly

Then again, you'd have a competition between canada and japan. Americans will be to big to move, mariachis only sings (exept for Antonio Banderas), tweed is civillian, willy wallace gots a big sword but hey guns win, mounties=FBI+so much more, Japan+10robots= maybe 1 in 5 robots is a killer bot.
Antonio Banderas is from Spain so he can't be a mariachi, mariachis can't only sing, they can ride their horses while singing.

[Neil Gendzwill]

I thought all Australians were named Bruce? And no pooftahs!

[Lloromannic]

I've only met about 20 Australians and oddly enough about 15 were called Nathan ad the other 5 Bruce.

[indigo0086]

I hope they all fall on your head, Hai-hai. All 3 of them.

[litige]

Antonio Banderas is from Spain so he can't be a mariachi, mariachis can't only sing, they can ride their horses while singing.

Is that true?? didn't know
But I didn't wrote down his name for this, but for his role as a killing mariachi in "Desperado" and "Once upon a time in Mexico".

[AlexM]

I thought all Australians were named Bruce? And no pooftahs!

20 points for obscure Monty Python reference...

[Wifenmummy]

20 points for obscure Monty Python reference...
was that a monty python ref? cool! lol!
nah i think theres as many john/jack/jason/james as everywhere else..
names of my family:
june, peter, karen, nigel, kay, ross, roxanne, alexander, stuart, bruce, Ian, maddison, jared, darryl, kristen, grace, lily, keith, casey, kristy, scott, steven, james X2, Tia, Tiffany, rose, leo, elizabeth, john, matthew, daniel, mark x2, diane, heather, jessica, micheal

[Lloromannic]

was that a monty python ref? cool! lol!
Yep, episode 22.

[Wifenmummy]

cant believe u even know what episode!?!!! thats pretty amazing.. now for a completely different story..

[kanyil]

[QUOTE=Lloromannic]Every australian should be named Nathan and divide his time between surfing, drinking and riding kangaroos, if they don't own a kangaroo then they can also practice boomerang throwing.
All of the above must be done while cursing incessantly
[QUOTE]

Don't forget that big machete we carry around while wrestling crocs.

[Neil Gendzwill]

I'd like a coffee, please.
One beeah coming up.
Coffee.
Beeah.
Coffffeeee.
Beeeaaaah.

[Lloromannic]

I'd like to have an argument please.

I had never thought Neil was a Monty Python geek. The reference went completely over my headwhen I first read it. A quick flick through my DVDs solved the problem.

[Neil Gendzwill]

Sorry, this is abuse. Arguments are down the hall.

[Lloromannic]

Sorry, this is abuse. Arguments are down the hall.
Do you mean the flames section?

Actually my most favourite Monty Python thing was The Meaning of Life. Especially the Find the Fish segment. Now that halloween is coming I considered dressing as a pantomime horse. I am a geek. Other possible costumes were Martin L Gore from Depeche Mode and the ,milk carton (http://www.drizon.blogger.com.br/milk.jpg) from Blur's Coffee and TV.

BTW: NI

[Wifenmummy]

i loveed the meaning of life... it cracked me up sooo badly... i kept replaying the every sperm is sacred song... was great! :) soooo funny! :)

[Lloromannic]

i loveed the meaning of life... it cracked me up sooo badly... i kept replaying the every sperm is sacred song... was great! :) soooo funny! :) You should try to find a movie called "Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (http://www.odessafilmworks.com/jcvh/)". Very different humour from Monty Python but great to watch. Unless you are very religious in which case ignore what I said. It's an evil evil movie and the one who made it should be excommunicated and burned at the stake.

[Wifenmummy]

im a christian so it probably would be offensive! im not religious im a christian.. being religious is boring snoring..

[Lloromannic]

im a christian so it probably would be offensive! im not religious im a christian.. being religious is boring snoring..


If you are not heavily religious it probably is not offensive. It recieved praise from quite a few religious organisations in the US (all of them outside the bible belt). The person who lent it to me is actually a devout catholic. Even my going to church twice a day grandma found it funny.

[Wifenmummy]

sounds a bit funny, maybe not offensive if they dont mock him... i dont think that kinda movie gets in to australian vid/dvd shops... lol! :)