PDA

View Full Version : Cat Haiku ??? ;)



gsx1100s
4th May 2005, 02:20 PM
Hope you like it!

The food in my bowl
Is old, and more to the point
Contains no tuna.

So you want to play.
Will I claw at dancing string?
Your ankle's closer.

There's no dignity
In being sick - which is why
I don't tell you where.

Seeking solitude
I am locked in the closet.
For once I need you.

Tiny can, dumped in
Plastic bowl. Presentation,
One star; service: none.

Am I in your way?
You seem to have it backwards:
This pillow's taken.

Your mouth is moving;
Up and down, emitting noise.
I've lost interest.

The dog wags his tail,
Seeking approval. See mine?
Different message.

My brain: walnut-sized.
Yours: largest among primates.
Yet, who leaves for work?

Most problems can be
Ignored. The more difficult
Ones can be slept through.

Cats can't steal the breath
Of children. But if my tail's
Pulled again, I'll learn.

I don't mind being
Teased, any more than you mind
A skin graft or two.

So you call this thing
Your "cat carrier." I call
These my "blades of death."

Toy mice, dancing yarn
Meowing sounds. I'm convinced:
You're an idiot.


cheers Michael

Kirsty
4th May 2005, 02:28 PM
Thats pretty funny! Its true too! Cats are just like that. ^^

Kaoru
4th May 2005, 02:32 PM
hehehe! Those were awesome! :D Thank you for sharing! :)

Kaoru

Anjin-san
4th May 2005, 04:16 PM
Go where time leads you.
Remember to be excellent
And party on, dude!

I know what you're thinking... if you talk like Bill and Ted, excellent only has two syllables <air guitar solo>

Slade
4th May 2005, 08:42 PM
Those are pretty good.

joekc6nlx
5th May 2005, 04:58 AM
My second cat is exactly like that.....this is MY pillow, even though you're on the bed......and of course, if I'm sleeping comfortably, and she's awake, the comfort and the sleep go out the window.

Light Samurai
5th May 2005, 05:13 AM
I liked it, it could even become a song.

bisha
5th May 2005, 05:29 AM
Your mad haiku skills,
bring out the competitor
in me. But please, sir:

I insist on more
Haiku related to the
the forum - kendo!

e.g.

Where is my shinai?
The tsuru needs retying!
My cat is flossing.

How 'bout a mighty
kendo-haiku writing skillz
show down? Eh, chappies?

Washington
5th May 2005, 06:07 AM
hehe Nice Haiku GSX1100s

tanueirin
6th May 2005, 06:22 PM
I insist on more
Haiku related to the
the forum - kendo!


We've got one:
http://www.kendo-world.com/forum/showthread.php?t=158&highlight=haiku

geeunit000
6th May 2005, 11:31 PM
hahahah :clap clap:
your really good!
i love cats and have 2 really funny ones kinda like that.